Previous >>743089236https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/66https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6g0mofoYfoNow: Spongebob
Yeah I love looking at Patrick's ass for 40 minutes
Bap OP
migging
first for meme
Is piratesoftware running? He's doing the exact same fake deep voice
Miggers
>>743095126how many of them
>redditbob
miggers
How many Yetee donos so far?
KAONS ISCUTE
>Twitch 28k viewers>YouTube 67k viewers
>viewers peaked during the nes blockboomers won
>>743095183you should be asking how many non-yetee donos
>>743095186faget
Are any SpongeBob games actually good? Is Battle for Bikini Bottom the best one?
>>743095210SIX SEVEN
>>743095090https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rsv6PaaJs3M&t=1830sMeme, the male tetris runner?
hungry but all I have is pizza crusts from yesterday
>>743095210at least 60k are bots
>>743095236Battle for bikini bottom and the movie game are good
>Calling out UE6 on screenHe's so beyond banned
i love slop
>>743095090I would do anything for her
>>743094536>>743094809I'm calling you out for announcing a bake but not actually baking.
UNREAL 6 HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYIP!!!
>>743095210makes sense when you consider twitch mods banned almost everyone
>>743095272It wasn't page 10 yet, motherfucker.
>Lost by 4 minutesAbsolutely mogged
WARNING: THIS GAME CONTAINS FLASHING IMAGERY
>>743095090Legit femboy>>743095186Gtfo out with this troon
>>743095236There are a couple old point and click PC games that are hard to get running but they're very memorable. Employee of the Month was the first game I ever played and I would say it still holds up as an adult.
>>743095272still baking. hold on
>>743095272KILL HIM.
>>743095098>Is piratesoftware running? He's doing the exact same fake deep voicefaggotsoftware can't even finish his own game
Speedrunning my wife to marriage!
>>743095304What you're gonna do about that?
rate spongebob
mercy kill him already
>>743094985the guy i know who does it said he literally autistically voicetrained himself for months to make it his "real voice" but when you hear him forget to do it it sounds so funny. his actrualy voice isnt even that bad like i dont understand it
>>743095257EAT YOUR CRUSTS
THIS MAN HAS NO MOUTH
>>743095348Congrats Kazuma
>>743095210PCF of MSF must have demanded a minimum amount of concurrent viewers, so GDQ viewbotted the YouTube stream.
>>743095371C
>>743095210It's obviously bots. Like the entire event til now had YouTube sitting around 3-4k viewers
>>743095371B
MERCY KILL THIS SHIT>>743095371ZZZ
>>743095371F-
>>743095371D
>>743095393you can tell they turned it off when it reached 80kNow it's going down at the same pace it was going up
>>743095271>>743095326i agree she's gorgeous!>>743095247she's a woman now
>>743095371A ss
>>743095210best part is they have plausible deniability>don't adress it at all cause people believe others magically tuned in from 4k all week to 60k>if people do get suspicious you can just call them chuds>if that doesn't work then you can just blame some third party for buying viewbots and trying to smear their name and blame it on chuds again
>>743095371Cits still going anon...
>>743095371A
>>743095371When the original creator made the show it was legit funny af, too bad he died of cancer... now it's just soulless garbage with the lamest recycled jokes ever
SHiFT lost and got raped btw.
>>743095371A very close race, not. I rate it F
>>743095348Speedrunning hard pistoning mating press bed breaking sex with Aqua. My semen continuing the event with a race to her eggs before they can get purified by this water goddess
>>743095461I missed this run, fuck she cute
I'M BORED FUCK OFF THE STAGE
>>743095371How the fuck did the one dude finish almost 10 minutes ahead of the other dude on a 42 minute estimate??
>>743095371B+Shame about the softlock, set Maldavious Squarepants back like seven fucking minutes
>>743095613By being bad
What went wrong with GDQ? I remember it having much more viewers than just 30k.>inb4 tranniesIts true, but what else.
>>743095371B for background noise
>>743095613The other fag softlocked
anyone have an up to date shart?
>>743095664just enjoy the runs
THANK--
>>743095613left guy's game softlocked and sent him back like seven minutesthat he kept going and was still under estimate is based
>>743095552>Hillenburg refused to make spongebob spin offs because he knew they would just be cash grabs >The very second he dies, nickelodeon announce multiple spongebob spin offsFilthy Nickers
peak
>>743095664>Its true, but what else.more trannies
THANK YOU Guy-
>>743095682DON'T CARE, SHOULD'VE MERCY KILLED IT AGES AGO
>>7430956642+2, but don't say 4!
>>743095664cucking the twitch chat with tranny mods and sub only completely killed the event for the general twitch audience
>>743095724i look like that.... turning 30 sucks
what the hellis gdq botting on the youtube channel? the fuck is going on?
>watching nintendon't>actual biological 40yo playing the game>not a single tranny comment>not a single cancer/politics/donation reading bullshit>100% game presentation and explanations >runner literally shows on screen that you can pull over a voluptuous woman >and jokes that you can actually kiss her>and presents it on stream>also demonstrates that you can try to fuck a sex workerJesus what a breath of fresh air.
>>743095664>Lock down the chat>Ban anyone for not treating chat like a hugbox>Ban any runner for not playing into the degenerate chants>Ban anyone for pretty much any reason >Stop playing popular games and only show obscure shit no ones heard of>Bury actual interesting run in the dead if night to only show nothing of interest in prime timeJust terrible management
>>743095371A for AutismThey talked so much the announcer slut couldn't get a word in; total vibe shift. It's like it was about vidya for a change.
>>743095793me and my 64,000 friends are all watching this epic stream. kys loser its not botted.
>>743095664They had a few controversies and decided that fun would never be allowed again. Let tight ass fags sway things far beyond recovery
>>743095793ye
>>743095793YesYoutube steam never went above 6k all week
>>743095664used to be over 100k on twitchand its not about speedrunning first anymore, which is what people want. they try to be super G rated and family friendly, while playing M rated games, so... also you get banned for saying anything that goes against the agenda
>>743095816why does helping people in need upset you so much?
>brostep intermission musicwhat fucking year is it
>>743095841Name all 64,000 starting with Aaron A Aaronson
>Night of 100 Frights up nextThey wouldn't fuck it up, right? One of the best licensed games of all time and it's gonna be a good run with nothing to sully it, right?
These remixes are so bad lmao. Remember when they used to just play shit from Mega Man X2 and Top Gear?
>>743095371BIt was entertaining at least
>>743095884i want to break that frail body with my cockus
>>743095778Well it certainly isn't 24 so?
>Cookies Bustle plushIs that even being run at this marathon?Either way it's kind of funny to just throw merch of it in there as a dig at the copy right troll.
>>743095793it's slowly going down now, they turned it offit will probably be back at around 10k during american time kek
>>743095884>hur hur hur hur hur hur hur hur hur hur hur hate this girl
hell yeah
>>743095927Jackie Chan
>>743095816you keep trying to shill this shit and that just makes me not want to even fucking try it bro
>>743095884The only thing these people NEED is a fucking job.
>>743095929Why the fuck do they use remixes now? Like the in between segments never get archived so why pussyfoot around like this?
>>743095664For me it's also that the novelty has worn off. Been watching this shit since 2013. At some point you've seen it all.
>>743095928>he doesn’t know
>>743096000i clicked this right at the drop of this song
>>743095726He didn't want things to go down with Bobafina like that man
would you participate in person?
how is it possible that 90% of the time i tune back in to the stream it's during setup? why does it take so long to plug in cables?
>zero pronounsBlessed run
holy shit no pronouns on the runner nor the couchRARE KINO RUN INCOMING
>No pronounsIs that allowed?
>2 lads>no pronounsit's time
>>743096015Now that they're on Youtube, their stream can be taken down if it triggers an auto-copyright strike.
where are my nigas trihex and bigjon at
>no pronounsHOW!?
>>743096060no
>>743095818>>Lock down the chatreasonable>>Ban anyone for not treating chat like a hugboxseems unfair but it's their perogative>>Ban any runner for not playing into the degenerate chantsnever happened>>Ban anyone for pretty much any reason generally people are banned for good reasons>>Stop playing popular games and only show obscure shit no ones heard ofpeople get bored of seeing the same popular speed games every year>>Bury actual interesting run in the dead if night to only show nothing of interest in prime timeit's fine for me since I'm in a different time zone
>>743096015Japanese companies would never give their blessing to an event displaying modded versions of their games.
>>743095236Lights Camera Pants was a lot of fun as a kid with friends.
>>743096158troon
oh man how much did this guy rehearse this monologue
>>743096158epic bait sis
>>743096158Nice try, Spike.
>>743096114It's crazy how so many of the old guard are just outright excluded from these events. I guess they're not gay enough to be on screen
>>743096158I hate reasonable cunts like you
>>743096158>generally people are banned for good reasonsoh we're smoking the good shit today, huh. all you have to do is reject someones runs every time. they're not banned we just uhhhh didn't have time for them this year!
is that an autism lisp disguised with a fake british accent?
>unplugs and quits kek wtf
>using a metronome to time the skipnice TAS lmao
>>743096282He's Welsh...
>>743095371I'm doin' him a B
......they don't wear helmets in soccer bro.....
>>743095793I don't want to automatically assume malicious intend from sides of the staff or organizers. It could be done by someone from the community or a fan, who thinks they're supporting it this way. There are enough tech savy people speedrunning that it could have done by many people. If I were to assume it was done with intend, the only reason I can think of is to present yourself favorably to advertisers and sponsors, like in this event's case AMD is the largest name. Now I don't know if sponsors are more interested in average viewership across the whole week, but I think it can't hurt to say that you managed to get over 100k viewers as high point.
>>743096158>generally people are banned for good reasonsThey linearly banned a spanish guy or some years ago because he posted a tweet 2 years ago or so that said he voted the right-leaning political party in his country, not even something extreme.
>>743096324even worse
>>743095461>she>>743095271>her
>>743096352according to who?
>>743096115Matty rolled in and he caught me stump-handedSpeedrunnin' without pronouns
Faggot rights!
>>743094201still up 47 minutes later btw
https://youtu.be/Y4SqBfhBzug
>>743096114trihex is banned, bigjon died from the vax
>>743096394https://x.com/poliatore/status/1215960834133897218according to GDQ
>>743096349>but I think it can't hurt to say that you managed to get over 100k viewers as high point.They didn't though
troon an hero speedrun
>>743096503let it go man. just enjoy the runs
>>743096503oh no /v/ could've had another gacha fag thread!!
>>743096503I gave up on my page 10 crusade. I was too weak.
>>743096324what? like the grape juice?
>>743096352>>743096525good, fuck him
>>743096525I don't see GDQ admitting that.
>>743096525>>743096394>>743096158
>>743096503It's dead though?
>>743096623>apparentso not confirmed?
>>743096525Do people not have the right to vote? Holy shit, I hate GDQ>>743096613You have no standards, you only want to 'win'. Any appeals to morality by you are simply appeals to power. Whoever your parents hoped you would be, you've let them down
>>743095664It's too sanitised now. There's a big focus on making it family friendly and that leads to games being excluded and runners having to curb their behaviour. There's too many corporate sponsors and partners and it kills the DIY vibe the event used to have.Also, and I say this as a pretty left-leaning person, the constant political bullshit is exhausting. Trans rights are important. People of colour are important. Women's rights are important... but it's a charity drive where a bunch of people play video games. Why can they not go five minutes without bringing it up? It's embarrassing. The event needs to catch up with woke 2.0
I'm just glad that he's out there and we're in here
>>743096623kalergi plan hoyyyypp
How come there's so many redditors in these threads the last days now? Or are they all just trolls
>>743096695Sorry chuddy, people have the right to vote and also have the right to not to associate with others
>>743096754the tranny discord found the thread
>>743096623>Posts on social media, knowing full well everything he types can and will be used against him
>>743096772You mean prevent others from associating with themWhich means infringing on the right to associate
I'M ROKING RAGGY
>>743096754Meds nigger
The last stretch of runs actually doesn't seem that bad besides the e33 final run
>>743096754I always assume it's trolls because it's impossible to take seriously and always reads like a joke
>>743096779Like seriously its that or some single dude going hard on trolling this last day
How would you rank SpongeBob, Scooby-Doo, and Ed, Edd, and Eddy as cartoons?
>twitteruh oh
>bluesky boatBASED
>blue sky boat these people are insufferably retarded
>>743096825Oh wait nevermind saw the mario 64 run is TAS
>Twitter boat to BlueSky boat
>>743096801Others can associate with them though. If you don't let me play games at your house, are you infringing on my rights?
Can anyone see what's happening?
>>743096718you're right about the importance of rights on all fronts, my take on it is that if they really wanted to raise money they'd tone down on all the "woke" shit because it starts to make "normal" people who are interested but feel like it isn't for them anymore, and theyre tired of it constantly being shoved in their faces and so they tune out. the event will eventually fizzle out because there won't be anybody left but trans people and virtue signalers, and the few people who just can't let go
How's the marathon been so far? Any memes/cringe noteworthy?
>>743096718>There's a big focus on making it family friendly>Trans women in bunnysuits>People openly talking about their polycules and LGBTYeah, very family-friendly>Why can they not go five minutes without bringing it up? It's embarrassing.Because it's never actually about MSF or PCF. It's about power. They want a cultural hegemony in speedrunning as a community that they own>woke 2.0What's that and how is it better?
>>743096858Ed>Spongebob>Scooby
that was cringe
>>743096872Apparently that TAS has been in the works for like 14 years or something, it'll probably be good.
>>743096886Turn your brightness up, this is a dark game
Bluesky is unironically one of the stupidest websites ever made literally just Twitter for faggots and Twitter is already extremely gay
>>743096902Offensively boring.
>>743096838tranny discords actually regularly raid /v/>>743096886up your brightness blind kun
>>743096535Cumulative.
>>743096902complete and utter garbagedon't let the chart deceive you, i don't think there's been a single run actually worth watching in any way - whether skill, entertainment, or cringe
>>743096902BadEverything's been cringe.
>>743096883But if you prevent people from meeting them at conventions, you're infringing on their right to association. And if you ban anyone for associating with others, you're directly infringing on that>>743096902Shockingly empty. Not even funny lolcow territory, GDQ are in an upside-down world where a D-run is an S-run
Remember how bluesky would kill twitter?
>>743095257Wtf is wrong with you?
>>743096917TAS can't be good, it's watching a fucking pre-recorded video with 0 potential for hype or mistakes, watching the paint dry might unironically be more fun.
>>743096953Wtf lol
>>743096902the troon pajeet and frozenflygone couch clip is worth suffering through
>>743096902It's like watching a Frames Fatales event, boring even with the trannies
>>743096920it's just old twitter when it was controlled by a handful of jews with bluechecks. it's niggerhell for everyone else
>>743096934>>743096919How dare you blame me and not the tech team.
>>743096982Why can't I meet people at your house? Why are you infringing on my rights?
being against transfolk still in 2026 is peak reddit boomer
>>743096920I hate how almost every website apes off from twitter Even art sites are takes cues from twitter despite it just being a byproduct of being able to send images
>>743096889Yeah, they're pushing it too hard to the point where it feels forced and exclusionary. I get that there are loads of trans people in the speedrunning community but GDQ just puts way too much focus on it.>>743096904Woke 2.0 is less about tone-policing and moralising and more about action. It's "you don't need to tell me how woke you are when your actions should speak for themselves."
>>743096953>total viewership is at an all time low >rate of donations is the same as usual>total viewership balloons to an all time high>rate of donations is the same as usual
>>743096902
>no trannies on stream>game is fucking Scooby doo and not anything modern or political>Thread still bitching about trannies and politicsMental illness
>Hey ese, I'm aligning the gringos ¡Jajajaja!What did he mean by this?
>>743097076Stop noticing you chud incel!
extremely late mig
>safety stratKWAB
>>743097060>It's "you don't need to tell me how woke you are when your actions should speak for themselves."I have never seen woke actually be about actions, unless you count violence or maybe charity. Any positive examples?
>>743097102How far into the run was he?
>>743097109let anons process their trauma and quit being a sociopath
>>743097109Scooby-Doo supports trans rights!!!
>>743096858S I guess but I remember getting annoyed at scooby doo after a while as a kid because it was always the same shit like the villain was always just some fuck in a costume and they would always split up and scooby and shaggy would eat a giant sandwich like there was no variety. But I liked the old movies and the zombie island movie. The first couple seasons of SpongeBob are genuinely fucking hilarious but I stopped watching it around when the first movie came out and never saw the movie either. I think I just stopped watching tv in general around that time but also heard the movie made SpongeBob and Patrick seem super gay with each other and the show started sucking too.I stopped watching ed edd n eddy when they started going to school because again I just wasn't really watching tv much by that time but I also think it ruined the endless summer vibe of the show.
>>743095040
>>743096902It's been one of the most dull events ever
>>743096902there was a VERY cute girl during the tetris run
>>743097076The same 50 people make up 99% of the donations. Everyone else is watching the horror.
>>743097178Unironically though he do
>>743097226girl (male)
>>743096902We've sunk so low that a gay furry nigga (Ghouls 'n goblins run) was better than 99% of other runs this GDQ.
How do you provide feedback for the event? You are not really allowed to use reddit because it's all bots and every single feedback is met by "It's for charity so it's ok the event is shit now" or "You're just a chud!"
>>743097259Still would
>>743097060>>743097139neoliberalism is a subversion of liberalism by clout chasing narcissists that saw a vulnerability they could exploit in a group of empathetic people
>>743097226Whats her pussy smell like ?
>>743097076they're hitting 2.1 mil btw
>>743097272No one needs your unwashed neckbeard feedback.
>>743097308fish sauce
gringhost is a new slur mexicans can use against white people
>black knightkinda racist gdq....
>>743096902Only one singular meme
>>743097272Do you not know what a walled garden is? It's a secret club and you aren't in it. Even the "GDQ insider" from a few days ago didn't feel comfortable sharing a staff-only link with the thread.
>>743097178Scooby supports RRRR (resbian, ray, risexual, rans)
>>743097272If it was better they would get more donations
remember when notch used to donate to these
>>743097139It's more built around the idea that you don't need to tell people you're a good person if you're a good person. GDQ has "trans rights!" shoutouts so often that the phrase just loses all its meaning. The marathon already has plenty of trans people represented. Treating it like the normal and unremarkable thing that it is is more important than the hollow sloganeering.
How come the event always get nearly the exact same kind of money donated despite the event barely having one fifth of the viewers we used to have?Also considering how people have less money than ever to spend nowadays.
I only support sandwiches
>>743097352kek
>>743097352heh
>>743097352
HAAAAARK
>>743096953I mean they didn't actually. A bot made the number go up that isnt actually 100k viewers.
>>743097308>pussy
>>743097290Whatever, homo.
Velma might've been my very first boner.Explains why I love nerdy girls
>>743097381>I'm a poor loser, how can other people have money????? lol
>>743097381Sponsors anon donating
>>743097374Remember when totalbiscuit was alive and donated?
>>74309737599% of trans "people" are malignant narcissists
>>743096953Surely this will reflect in the amount of donations raised
>>743097352Kek
>>743097375I like that in general but I don't think it's compatible with progressivism. That's not me saying kill-all-trannies I'm actually ok with them individually but as I'm sure you know, much of social justice's identity is in the performative
I donated 10k this year and I'll do so again next year
>>743097381Sponsors and some companies donating for tax deductions. Plus re-donating already donated money from previous events.
anyone got a donation comparison chart?
>wow this block sucks, I should go to bed so I can catch SOMETHING during the last day>check the schedule>Pizza Tower, which will inevitably be ruined by autistic Pizza Tower fans>BloodThunder doing yet another slightly above-average FPS speedrun>Mass Effect 3>Spike's obligatory nepo-run of Kingdom Hearts 2 randomizer>a pre-recorded video file of SM64 120 stars>A Link to the Past, an actual speedrun>yet another SMW romhack>Expedition 33This might be the worst GDQ ever. Which is impressive, considering I think one of the past two was the worst ever. I just don't fucking care anymore.I'm just going to watch ASM.
>>743097492same except donated 11k
>>743097492Thank you...
>>743096858All fantastic, though EEnE (and KND) was my GOAT
>>743097381ignoring the money laundering, some poor sods are literally emptying their bank accounts just to donate "big" numbers for fleeting e-fame
>>743096902the Kao the kangaroo runner went to GDQ to make friends, had no one on his couch, no one in the audience, they instantly cut him off mid sentence at the end of the run when he started talking and his reddit ama about the run there was 1 guy asking what the chair felt like
>>743097512>companies donating for tax deductionshow does this make sense? it's not like the tax deduction is more than the donated amount. this isn't some infinite money glitch
>>743097523KH2 is a randomizer? For fuck's sake man just do it normally why does every run worth looking forward to need these retarded qualifiers
>>743097310No group of people anywhere have ever improved their conditions permanently solely through donations and charity.
>>743097529Same except $11,001
>>743097545
his back is so sweaty when he turned in the chair
>>743097381>Just one more thing. You don't seem to have many friends, but the ones you do have are with you through thick and thin. Anonymous, he loves you like a brother. How'd you two meet?
>>743097584nobody watches speedruns anymore anonthey need a gimmick for everything
reminder that you retards protect and cherish a cheater that stole money from the charity, a russian cheater no less.
>>743097386Shaggy please
>>743097545Justice for Kao the Kangaroo guy, that was a good run.
>>743097592Same except $11,002 + my pecker is 1 inch bigger
>>743097414Yeah, duh. But you can pretend like you did and just throw out a number to boost your image. If we assume it was done with intend. It could have been that they rode an algorithm wave on youtube, but it sure is a weird occurrence.
>>743097584It's so Spike can play it because he's not good enough to actually speedrun it anymore. Randomizers are a retirement home for speedrunners.
god, listening to the "jokes" of these faggots makes jerma look like a comedic genius
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
>>743097642Yes, and?
>>743097523>see that picture>wonder what trihex is up to now>see this
>muh podcastthat's gonna be a Z from me dawg
>>743097523I legitimately don't know when to check out. Ed Edd & Eddy might be my last shot at a good run today
RATE Scoobydoodoo
>>743097654I'll need picture proof
RATE SCOOBY
>>743097642Reminder ur a nigger lol
my pitslut wife
>>743097694C
>thread didn't notice the run is overkek
Rate Scooby-Doo! Night of 100 Frights or else you will DIE
>>743096953Damn, GDQ is saved!
>>743097694B for an actual run
>jewishcancelled
>>743097694>>743097709C
>>743097694S
>>743097694Asolely for the fact it was an actual speedrun with no bullshit
>>743097694B for twitter
>>743097709>>743097723D
is that les grossman
>>743097694AIt was a run
>>743097484A lot of the social justice movement is well-meaning but misguided. Sure, people need to fight like hell when their rights are being threatened but the focus needs to be shifted to all the things that indirectly reinforce division like housing and the justice system for example.
>>743097713she gives off crazy lady vibes
>>743097685there's nothing wrong with this picture
>>743097713projared?
>>743097694C not interesting at all
>>743097709C
>>743097694>>743097723C points deducted for the bluesky photo faggotry
>>743097694>>743097709B
She sounds like a fuckin DalekEX TER MIN ATE
>>743097685>married (I think)>has a house>just fucks around playing DDR and pretending to be a political streamerI mean, is that so bad?
>>743097694>>743097709>>743097723S
>>743097584Sorry anon someone ran it normally 10 years ago so we have to make it a trans% randomizer race
>>743097649If only he'd gone to ASM, the Aussies would have thanked him for showing love for their culture>>743097694>>743097709BHe got excited over some of the tricks he did but I didn't feel too much of a buzz. I simply didn't hate it
>>743097694B-
>>743097694B for average.
>>743097694Si liked it. guy obviously played it 1,000 times>>743097545https://www.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/1usa0nf/i_ran_kao_the_kangaroo_mystery_of_the_volcano_at/fuck...
>>743097694B
>oh my god that's my favorite game, someone finally made a thing>silksong, spyro, pokemonthose are my favorite hidden gems too
what the fuck is this infomercial for this polycule's etsy
>>743097754it's tomar
>>743097760I completely agree. That's why I drifted rightward and away from social justice.The purpose of a process is what it does. Same is true for movements.
>>743097694A. Above average run, was entertaining.
these swords look cool
This bald nigga is bizarrely articulate. Dude busted out "convergence" frame 1.>>743097694C>>743097690I'm going to clock EE&E within the first 5 minutes and go to bed if it's shit
>>743097694>>743097709>>743097723T for Twitterboat erasure
>>743097694A
>>743097658Looks so good losing 30k viewers and probably way more in a few hours
>>743097694>>743097709>>743097723I'm doin' him a B
>>743097545sounds like me in college
>Bald with a beardEvery time
>>743097819few more posts in the AMA since i saw it but yeah, thats rough
>>743097545some people are just born to be lonelyplease save us
>lip smackingsheeeeit this is difficult to listen to!!
Yeaaaa I fucked her.
>>743097492We have a $10,000 donation from Anonymous that says kill all trannies!
>>743097920he posts in r/feminineboys, r/furry, and r/autism.... is this guy literally me?
>>743097305Anon I don't think you have a clue what "neoliberal" means and have just made up your own imaginary meaning
>>743097679>>743097712you simply do not understand how much harm he has done to gdq and speed run community. given he stole the money from the charity for himself, i don't know how can you even consider making this guy look good.
yeah, really want that quilt everyone is farting on
This has to be the most underwhelming final day list of games. What the actual fuck were they thinking?
>blanket that has been sat on by multiple trannieswould you get it /v/?
>>743098029Can't be worse than yesterday
>>743097983it means new liberal silly goose
>>743098043I wonder what it smells like
>>743097694>>743097709C - okay run
Anyone remember Spike shouting>GDQ IS BACK, BABYafter the Sunshine redemption runI'm just depressed looking at the state of things
>>743097983Most people don't even know what liberalism is, let alone neoliberalism. All the autistic screeching about what fascism is in the past decade opened my eyes to how uninformed most people are.
I always forget this game existed when i hear about it or see it
Have you taken a look at the chat? Seems fake.
I've taken 3 shits today and now my butthole hurts?
>>743098074where have all the good runners gone?
>>743098108prolapse
I love double ds too
>>743098108Dilate your asshole regularly so the poop can just fall out instead of having to be pushed out.
>>743098108You should only need to shit once a day.
>>743098108invest in a bidet or at the very least moist toilet paper
>>743098108Take more fiber.
Every year I get excited for GDQ, remember midway through how intolerable it is, then spend the next week or two running through early-years GDQs and various ESAs to heal the psychic wounds from a week of disgusting trannies invading my living room
>>743098084most people don't know most thingsdesu it's pedantrywho cares what specific exact name i call the stupid thing the point is i hate it
>>743098043how much for setting it on fire on cam?
>>743098108i take 1 shit every 3 days
Was gone for an hour taking a shitwhat did i miss
>>743097976>Gets assfucked>Shaves his body hair>Relates with women more than men>Suicide attemptTroonout converging on 100%, it's over.
>only 10 games leftdamn what now
>>743098084Oh wow we have a genius here. We are lucky
>>743098065>>743097305You seem to think "neoliberal" means "woke" or "SJW" or something. It has nothing to do with that at all, it's a right wing political ideology. Fuckin Thatcher was neoliberal.
>>743098143for me it's triple d's
>>743098232ASM starts Monday. Be there
>>743098029>All of today's daytime runs look like what a weekday's daytime runs should beThe whole week has been ass, what did you expect?
It's actually sad how much everything has fallen, not just GDQ but everything as well.
>>743098280nice
>>743098090the chat is like 3 guys posting the most bland corporate friendly responses to anything
>>743098280then you better be posting daily threads here
>>743098232>think no way that's bullshit>is real
>>743095040I'm enjoying the Memoirs of Magic run. This game is weird as shit.
>>743098296Doomer chuddy
>>743098229if men didn't alienate eachother with competitive narcissistic maculinity wars this wouldn't happennearly 100% of mtf trannies are just overemotional non-neurotyipical guys who needed their emotions to be validated and trauma to be acknowledged
https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/9
>>743098296and they will continue to get worse and worse
Satanherself sounds genki. Must still be getting fucked by multiple people in her poly amorous relationship
>>743098180If you're talking about politics and don't know what the names of political movements mean then you're going to be contradictory and confusing.
>>743098138Gdq has like the dumbest fucking standards for runs. If you haven't noticed it's rare as fuck these days for games to be over an hour. With some exceptions like pokemon, Mario, or zelda. They try to keep runs as short as possible to appease ADHD retards. So majority of actually good games get rejected because "too long". Also a lot of bigger runners don't want to be associated with gdq anymore because of how fucking political the event has become it's a fucking minefield
>>743098334
>>743098296millions must dilate
they already did this exact same joke in the god damn opening
>>743098339That's a promise chum
>>743098367pleasenoit's too depressing
>>743098272woke and sjw both sound dogshit and are just insults not actual categorizationsi need a better word ):
>>743098276Heeeeeeell yeah brother
Yo is that my nigga Plank?
haruhi spotted
Wow that skit wasn't even a little bit funny at all and they showed someone at the event getting stabbed to death
>any/allI'll call you a fag then
>>743098367I can recognize every game here. Amazing.
>>743098367>LMAO LOOK AT HOW DETACHED WE ARE AND WE DON'T TAKE ANYTHING SERIOUSLY. WE DON'T EVEN USE UPPERCASES IN THE GAME TITLES. THAT'S HOW COOL WE ARE ABOUT EVERYTHING
>>743098367Nobody wants to see these games anymore, they've been ran too much :)
>>743098482I was looking at your image for a solid 30 seconds looking for a cosplay before I saw the shirt.
Oh this is gonna be goodEd Edd & Eddy truly is the best cartoon to survive from the old days
>>743098450Well you can't just grab the name of an unrelated political ideology, because that has actual meaning that you're not referring to and you're just going to be incomprehensible.
>>743098520meds
>>743098391kek
The MMORPG sideoff game they mode for this game was quite fun
>>743098531No, its not even close to the best
Plank on the couch is funny as shittoo bad about fag/faggot running (I can call him that as it's any)
lol the runner looks like a baby in a high chair
>log onto edd edd n eddy online cause this run made me nostalgic>instantly find an easter egg spawnrad
>>743098597This!I prefer shows like hey Jewarnold
>>743098367Why is it all lowercase
>>743098526kek same
Wtf i dont remember ever seeing a dog or cat in the cartoon
The couch guy sounds exactly like Jonah Hill
>>743098280How is it usually? Less troony? Someone better make a general thread for it.
this art style suckswhy didn't they just make them look like they do in the show?
>>743098592>>743098640bad gimmick
This looks so stupid, I adore it
>>743098520The reason it's all lowercase is probably because they just transferred the old schedules from some xml file
>>743098667You're right, can't unhear it
>>743098631holy kek, can't unsee
>>743098542you can narrow it down to 3 possible political beliefs"all for me and mine""all for me and mine but I pretend to care about others""as equal as possible for everyone involved"
>>743098629FAG FAGG N FAGGY
>>743098713>>743098723can't unmind
>>743098520>>743098645dunno, they lowercased all the schedules for 2015 and before
>>743098675Gun to their head, a lot of them are probably closer to woke than chud, but they seem outwardly less political. They're more like ESA where they don't go insane over what your political affiliation. Fingers crossed they stick to that
>>743098754im unminding so hard rn bro
>>743098823meds
wow this game looks badim going to bed
>>743098739Well "neoliberal" is the first one there, so again, using names with specific meaning interchangeably leads to incomprehensible posts.
this wont be annoying at all
>>743098675I'll be at the event, might even see if I can do a cheeky shout out, that said we've had a bit of a shift as the event gained recognition and its getting a bit closer to GDQ than me and a few others would like. There was a bit of drama in the discord about if we have to do a welcome to country or not.
>>743098870But anon, it's morning out
>Any time you send Satan eight dollarsI would really prefer not to.
i got way too high and this is sending me into a dissociative state
this game looks good for 2005
>>743098879Can't be as annoying as your jaded bitch ass complaining about every little detail for a week straight.
>>743098885>if we have to do a welcome to country or not.What does this mean?
>>743098814Works for me, I don’t care what someone believes, I just want the focus to be on the games lolI miss back when most GDQ runs were primarily focused on explaining tricks as they go along. Looking forward to it, thanks anon
>>743098925you're hallucinating
Fuck no! I was enjoying this run, please don’t let the dig a hole shit ruin a comfy run
>>743098895i got 6 hours of sleep in 3 days and i cant think straight & people online are being mean to me!! [not here though surprisingly]
>>743098941White guilt lip service to the abbos"In the spirit of reconciliation, AusSpeedruns acknowledges the Traditional Custodians of country throughout Australia and their connections to land, sea and community. We pay our respect to their elders past and present and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander peoples today."
getting squirrel-mogged
>>743098906a lot of great looking ps2 games released at the end of ps2's life.
i just donated 5k
>The anonymous donos are starting to roll in
5 THOUSAND DALLAS FROM ANONYMUS
>$5000 from AnonymousWhy did (YOU) donate that amount?
>$5000>AnonymousReally makes you thunkted
>>743098983:)
How have the runs been this morning, Ed boys?
>shout outs to my wife>trans rights
>>743099043No comment
>>743099036>DALLAS>SALAD
>>743098998Is that a widespread thing in ozzie land? Sounds extremely cringe
Completely organic donation guys, quit bitching :^)It's for a good causeWhy are you so poor?Try to be less salty that we the majority think trans people are valid
>>743098998OMFG what is wrong with anglos? Canadians and Americans do that ahit too
>>743098592I think it's still getting updates
>>743099072So awful or forgettable, this was my one hope for the week and it was dreadful
dig a hole dig a hole
>>743098631I laughed out loud
I remember this stealth section being impossible for me as a retarded child
>>743099131Why did this "majority" lose the last US election?
>>743099128Australia, Canada, and New Zealand do it a lot, it’s probably more common than not at the start of major public events, and even in woke internal meetings in big companies. I’m a leaf and any time our CEO does a quarterly earnings call, his fuckslave/assistant starts the call with a land acknowledgement. It’s performative nothingburger
nigga hole
>>743099128Anything that has any sort of government involvement will do it, and a lot of the more liberal kind like your average Sydney uni kid will try and force it everywhere. I misspoke actually as Welcome to Country has to be done by an abbo "elder" when its what ASM do it's just a recognition of country.
Okay guys funny cutscene coming up>talks over every lineThey just can't help themselves can they?
>>743098683They have big head mode on because of an incentive retard
It’s amazing to me that people believe the anonymous donations that pour in at the end of GDQ are real. Most people really are suckers>>743099072Shit. This is without a doubt the worst GDQ ever.
>>743099281ratsratswe're the rats
AND TRANS RIGHTS!
HAHAHAHAHAHATHEY SAID THE THINGHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHhhahHahahahahhahajmsnfhiemdhxbuzmsosmdhowmejdmxj or. Ud didnziamwie xndox
>>743098998
its funny because they keep saying the same thing over and over again
>>743098998honestly it's not that badyou yanks should try paying respect to your natives/first nations people once in a while
>>743099226>any time our CEO does a quarterly earnings call, his fuckslave/assistant starts the call with a land acknowledgementMy executive leadership team is a bunch of cunts, but I suddenly respect them a lot more
>Trans rights>DIG A HOLE DIG A HOLEUhhhhh
Isn't this just a rip-off of that one Psychonauts level?
not sure if this pretending to be retarded thing is fine in 2026..
ive got a super funny joke dig a hole
>TRANS RIGHTS>DIG A HOLE DIG A HOLE
>>743099226>>743099236When did this start?
>Dig 8 holes!>Trans right!Holy kek
I would really prefer if you would be quiet
>>743099072LIFE HAS MANY TROONS, ED BOY>>743099325
DIG A HOLE DIG A HOLE DIG A HOLE DIG A HOLE DIG A HOLE DIG A HOLE DIG A HOLE DIG A HOLE
DIG A HOLEDIG A HOLE
>>743098983
>>743099356Isn't autism wonderful?
A lifetime supply of video games or an anonymous donation no comment? Ehh, going with the latter!!
when's esa?
>>743098367Take me back
>>743099236>Welcome to Country has to be done by an abbo "elder" when its what ASM do it's just a recognition of country.Please tell me that ASM hired a shaman to come do a rain dance to start the stream
>Didn't chuck trans rights into their own forced memesI knew these guys were cool
>>743099368You're not allowed to point that out
>trans rights>dig a hole, dig a holeIt is happening again.
>>743099359Pay your respect to your local aboriginal and give away your PC and mobile phone to him so we don't have to read stupid shit like this again.
DIG A HOLE :D
>>743099359Why? They lost. Should Turks pay respects to Greeks? Should Spaniards pay respect to Moroccans?
>>743099418August 1st. Schedule's up toohttps://esamarathon.com/schedule/
>the hole is getting deeper and deeper
>>743099418july 31st
>>743099226I'm a leaf too and this shit drives me nuts. So you're acknowledging that you're on land that doesn't belong to you, but you're not gonna give it back, nor share revenues made from this land, nor even anything substantive than an "acknowledgement?"
I just remember that the donation spam and begging gets like 10x times worse during the last day
>>743098280Someone make threads for it and I'll check it out.
>>743099387
>>743099418So fucking sad I'm busy that week.
>>743098675One director is a normal gay, another is a they them fag, the sponsorship manager trooned out last yearits grim
>>743099359yeah, when I go eat at the casino buffet
>>743099070>>743099408Another potential fun run ruined by GDQ staff and audience. Why do I get my hopes up?
>>743099479they were the original inhabitants of the land for thousands of yearsthat counts for something.
I am so depressed I really need a gf
>>743099508lol
Can't they even refuse when the host said "do we have more time for 1 more dono?"
>>743099504Dread it, run from it, audience counting down arrives all the same
>>743099504Don't forget about the stalling and potentially adding a neporun out of nowhere for even more stalling
>>743099479USA, Canada, and Australia are among the youngest countries. This is new to us.
>>743099564go outside
>>743099556You enjoy being disappointed
>>743099564Let it go man, just enjoy the runs.
>>743099381After Kevin Rudd apologised
>>743098367>deus ex into duke 3d into quake into doom into more doom into og re4damn why cant they run stuff like this anymore
Does Frankie have a speedrunnable game?
>>743099556at least there's only 15 minutes left of dig a hole>>743099564getting a gf won't fix youbut if you start fixing yourself you'll get a gf
>>743099564dig a hole
>>743099589I do, it doesn't help>>743099608Yeah
>>743099612It enables toxic masculinity.Have some current year pixel slop (+ dev on the couch) instead.
>>743099361Telcos bro, not even once. Absolute dumpster fire. My background and screen saver gets turned into Indian feathers, black people, and trannies/fags during their respective months too, it’s insane how much effort is put into meaningless performative wokeness. The only reason I’m still there is because it’s WFH and promotions come easy lolIn Canada at least, any similarly large company that operates in a quasi public-private space (banks, telcos, healthcare, etc) are all similarly insanely woke
>>743099656>>743099656>>743099656
the guy in the haruhi shirt keeps flailing his hands
>>743099609>2008
>>743099608oh i get it now it's a diarrhea joke
>>743099621Frankie turns 42 on the 25th!
The sound design in this game is so good. It's on par with the cartoon and it's good to hear on its own
man...
>NIGGER HOEw-what
>>743095040SHUT THE FUCK UP HOLY SHIT
>>743099696Lmao now I can't pay attention to anything else
>>743099359>you yanksFuck off cunt, im a perthfag, I'll give them an iota of respect once I can ride the bus without some nyoongar animal stinking the place up while having a go at anyone
>>743099424Nah in australia they start fires instead. So everything is about smoking ceremonys and campfires. Sometimes they get down in their undies and smack sticks together and sing in a horrible voice, like death rattles.
The Kankers felt so evil to me when I was a kid
HUBBA HUBBA
>>743099438>Trans Rights>Hang themselvesSurely not
>>743099780You judge a whole group of people based on your experience on a bus? you need to get out more.
Now for this trick we need Double D to get raped repeatedly
>>743099359we name our weapons after them>>743099559they weren't, and it doesn'tone day, we too shall be gone
>>743099881Never met one that wasnt an animal, simple as
>"Oorrrb--">"No"
>>743099917yeah I got that you don't get out a lot the first time
>>743099517I should've taken that week off instead of this one but I needed time off so bad I couldn't wait
>>743099973seethe whudjak unna
>>743099895DD got the best Kanker, I'm not sorry for him
>>743100013you sound raped
>>743100095you sound like you have personal experience which I can't relate to
>>743100095>y-y-you madFelted
>>743099978What were you thinking, man? I feel you over how bad work crunch gets, but you KNOW what to expect from GDQ by nowAt least tune into the threads during or after work
yetee save us...
>>743100142>>743100149well if it isn't the blowjob brothers
It's unwatachable already?
Mans desperate for a (you)
>>743100250>Posts this during the only watchable run of todayAt least you posted someone cute
>>743100250nah it's finebut the host sucks
>>743100304>>743100410I just woke up and I just hear dig a hole dig a hole dig a hole over and over
>>743100628>waking up to kino
>>743100167I mean I didn't take time off FOR gdq, just figured I may as well let it coincide and briefly considered waiting another month for ESA & decided against it
rate ed edd n eddy misadventures
>>743100628Wakey wakey. I pray either the stream or the threads are fun for your sake>>743100717Hindsight is 50/50 then. Good luck today brother
why is it "women and femmes" why are they discriminating like that
>>743100789Not really looking forward to almost any of the runs honestly geh randomizer left but Im always up for a surprise hit. That and well it's Sotorday so yeah.
>>743101154Because feminine leaning enbies are welcome too.
>>743101349We can dream, anon. We can dream
>>743101427Any runs you looking forward to?
>>743101849Pizza Tower is doing good. I'd like ME3 to be at least good background noise but the femshep chatter will ruin that. Otherwise, no, this finale block is looking so dreadful to me. I might bow out early, but I hate to miss out on the threads
Morning everybody!TRANSTRANS TRANSTRANSTRANS
>>743102384True. ME3 good? I liked ME1 and 2. Yeah, I'm gonna try to keep it on at least but I don't know what I missed so far.
Gonna make some brekkie' for a little bit though, have fun if I miss anything good
