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>>743099656What's with this ITroondler making these threads?
What would you do if you had an hour of consequence free alone time with her?
dig a hole joy
I love running jokes into the ground
>>743099656grim schedulefuck gdq and fuck miggers
FUCK YOU GDQ, FUCK YOUR AUDIENCE AND FUCK YOUR UNFUNNY MEMES.RUN FUCKING RUINED!
>>743099749That's a child.
I used to have the WR for this game
>>743099656Dig a hole
>>743099749is it still consequence free if she dies afterwards?
This is the worst GDQ since the last worst GDQ
migged
I miss pelvis destroyer mommy
>>743099760dig a hole dig a holethen u can run them even deeperdig a hole dig a hole
Migging in progress
>>743099749Ask a woman to shave her brows before a unibrow forms.
DIG A HOLEDIG A HOLE
migga
>Trans ri->DIG A HOLE DIG A HOLE For the trannies?
>>743099826She almost killed ESA
My wife
>>743099826Imagine the whiff of rotten fish the guy behind her gets everytime she moves
>>743099826What's the point in even watching esa without her
reminder that mekazarium is a filthy cheater that stole money from a good cause and is a reason why gdq speed running is in a bad place right now
>>743099826Pretty sure she was at ESA and not that tranny amerishart event, retard
Any1 have that cringe donation where guy proposes to his girlfriend and it doesn't get read and other funny donation messages
>>743099749Take her to the aquarium
>>743099897Nice tits.
>>743099912who
>>743099912I still don’t get what point he was trying to make
>>743099810If you're in the ASM Discord, try and get them to hire an abbo to do a smoke ritual to start the stream
Muig
>>743099749Play vidya with her
tennocon is literally sitting on a wait screen now for 20 mins and it has 80k+ viewersI know it's mostly children waiting for drops but it's funny to see things mog GDQ
>>743099961abbos are genuinely provably subhuman
>>743099897
>>743099749I would treat her with the respect and dignity that a women deserves, because avoiding consequences isn't what drives me to be a good fucking human being.
>>743099749
stfu
DIG A HOLE :DDDDDDD
>>743100107
SUPER DRAGONCLAPCLAPCLAPSUPER DRAGONCLAPCLAPCLAP
>event for speedrunning video games>women turn it into an attentionwhore fest, look at me! I'm the most quirk chungus tee-hee!Just play some fucking video games
>>743099749Consequences free eh?Style her hair
would you rather have TRANS RIGHTS or DIG A HOLE?
>>743099758>>743099794Thank fuck we're almost done with this shit
>>743100154There are only men on the screen
Mig Miggy n Miggy
Seriously someone explain the inverse viewer retention of the YouTube channel? American dead hours hit and views spike. American living hours hit and views drop like a fucking rock.
>>743100173fire alarm
Just woke up, who's this discount-spike commenting on the couch?
What does Mike Uyama do nowadays?>>743100185>we’ve got a little more time left y’all
>JOSIE’S ON A VACATION FAR AWAY>COME AROUND AND TALK IT OVER
>>743099960who cares about the point that doesn't exist, he is clearly insane and deranged, he cheated, and on top of that he stole the money for himself.
>>743100205It doesn't matter, little brother. It's not good to be outraged about everything all the time.
>>743100205autoplay golem got fed the stream while they were asleep then turned it off when they woke up
>>743100245Seems based to me. What's the problem?
>"+2">not even laughingtwitch has fucking MANGLED their minds.
>>743100061Avoiding consequences is all I doI don't make small talk with women at my job because half of them are crazy bitches where anything fun you say to them is sexual harassment and report you to HRI'd dick around with the guys though, we call each other fags and which girl we'd like to fuck all the time
i refuse to watch this tranny groomer event anymore, skipping this year until its about speedrunning again.
>>743100232Jaxler, who was a dude who did really one endearing run of some game no one had heard of during one of the online-only GDQs, and then promptly became>the autistic commentary guyfor pretty much every obscure GCN / Wii game speedrun you've never seen
>>743100245You are brown and trans.
>that is our final dig a hole of the runoh thank fucking god
is the yapper on the couch always like this or is he letting out 1 years full of pent up nerd autism
>>743100185shut up luna just crunch your enriched uranium
>>743099912>>743100245you're still mindbroken after all these years huh
>>743100298I wish I’d done the same
>>743099961ASM couldnt afford one, its a total rort anyway, anyone old looking enough can claim to be an elder
>>743100362He's always like thisIt's always like this...
>>743099786Lie
Holy based autism run, zoomerGODS saving GDQ yet again
I feel like I’m in purgatory
oh my god fuck i would rather have trannies shut UP SHUT UP
GDQ is so bad, I'm not gonna watch tomorrow
Are these guys okay? This reads less like autism and more like "the gun is trained on me and I have to keep speaking or he's pulling the trigger".
RATE THE RUN
ah shit, that would've been funny if they went over by a second
>>743100529?F
>>743100529C
>>743100529D for dies of cringe
>>743100494cocaine
>>743100529D ig
>>743100529D ig a hole
>>743100529C ruined by couch
LmfaooooooWhy’s this faggot cry What a shameless dicklet
>crying>it's realyeah, dock him 3 grades for me, that's a D
kek that crying out of nowhere
>>743100529C for cry
>>743100529Fuck off (You) farmer
>>743100529D-For dig a hole (for trannies)
>baby on the high chair starts crying>>743100529D for dig
Holy shit now this guy is bawwing over ed edd and fuckin eddy
>>743100529B
>runner bursts into treatssomeone tell me how to feel about that?!
>>743100529C+
not a tear in sight
>>743100476>feel likeBrother, we're been in it for 20 years
>crying suddenlylmao get a fucking grip
>>743100529ZRun ruined by another forced GDQ meme. I hate this fucking event so much>he’s cryingAre you fucking kidding me?
>>743100529B for big a holeFair game and couch I guess
All his friends paid for him to come, that's sweet
>>743100529D ig a hole I guess
>>743100494It's neurotypical people pretending to be autistic for whatever reason, I'll remind anons that there have only been about three genuinely neurodivergent runners this entire event. It was immediately obvious by how they acted. Don't ask me why normies pretend to be autistic, it's just what they do.
>>743100529D for DORKS
>>743100529F
hahahahahahahaha
>crying over a speed runBro?
>>743100529D-Game was aight but the couch was atrocious
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Sorry I can't help itDIG A HOLE *sob* D-DIG A HOLEEE
I'd cry too if I paid thousands of dollars to do that
>>743100575>>743100576HRT side effectthis nigga secretly transitioning
>>743100529C+Alright run but awful couch.DIG A HOLE DIG A HOLE shut up
>>743100529Cfor crying
Awesome I can stop watching because a bunch of dogshit games are up next
>made it to the end>cries like a bitchyikes... he will forever be known as a faggot now...
>>743100529C rying bitch lmao
>>743100529D for being a pussy
>>743100529A>Lots of hard tricks hit first try>Couch rejected forced memes in favour of forcing their own>Fun gameThis is the most fun I'm gonna have with GDQ today, I can tell
>>743100652Fucking lmao
>>743100529SVery good!
>>743100529A-
>>743100529D for Dig a hole
what the fuck just happened guys
>>743100721thanks doc
>>743100652kek
>>743100529B when muting donationsnot too long, and some fun tech
>>743100705has claude completed the game yet?
>>743100529I'm doin' him a D
>>743100529D
>>743100529F - could've been an okay run if not for the obnoxious DIG A HOLE
>pizza tower>jadeit's gonna be a troon innit
>>743100721thanks dox
>>743100721Thanks doc
>>743100529B-. Seemed mostly OK, looked like a good game to rent from Blockbuster. The hosts and couch/runner were annoying though.
>Oh no someone is showing emotions on streamYou'll die an unloved chud btw
>>743100634trannies are neurodivergent by definition
>>743100774That is the game's fanbase
>>743100774>tranny game has a tranny running itno way!
>>743100721danke doktor
>I get to do the voice one last time>doesn't even do the correct character's voiceFoids...
>>743100765Yeah like months ago.
>>743100529S
>>743100798people who aren't comfortable with their own emotions also aren't comfortable with other people having them
>>743100813No they aren't, they're just porn addicted failed normalfags. Actual autistic people don't even have the support structure that retarded troons get for faking mental illness.
>>743100529Z
>>743100705>>743100765He did. Turns out CC was TM28 all along and he rid himself of the curse and beat the game.
>>743100864y migu cry??
>>743100529SSS
>>743100843I’m still upset that anons in the threads told me the boulder puzzle was impossible for Clod, so I got bored and stopped watching the streams and missed him beating it.
>>743100798>crying over a run to where most europoors fell asleep with it on or amerifats who just woke up and scratching their ass as they reach for their 3rd jimmy dean's sandwichmight as well cry when you get an extra nugget in your 10 piece you faggot
>>743100529ZZZ
>>743100765May 15th he read the book and tossed dig to make room for the golden grill
>>743100798>he doesnt know about the ickthat runner just guaranteed himself a loveless life with that little stunt
>>743100798>everyone must love meleast self centered tranny
>>743100928>actually believing anonsEvery said Safari Zone was impossible too, and look what happened
>>743100912japan lost to brazil
>females and fems
>>743100765He's da champ
>cookie's bustle plush is a prizedid they acknowledge the backstory in a prize segment or does GDQ just assume it's from some random old game they can pretend they played as a kid?
so like what's the gdq like outside this portion of itdo they have a whole ass convention with stalls and shit or is it just this one room?do they have food there or are people going outside to a food cart?
>>743100798HE STARTED CRYING OVER SPEEDRUNNING A FUCKING ED EDD N EDDY GAMECUBE GAME
>>743101042sex with y'shtola
>>743101050kino
>>743099749I wish she was flatter.
>>743101050>>743100905>>743100705GOOD MORNING SAAR
>>743101015They made good arguments regarding ai models being unable to identify the switch for the boulder puzzle and after a while I was convinced the run was soft-locked. Sad that I didn’t see him beat the game because of that
>>743101069It's an entire convention now but chuds still think the stream is representative of the whole event. Probably because they don't have friends.
Oh boy
>She/HerTranny Tower Faggots are never beating the allegations
>>743101128Fuck off spike
>>743101069https://photos.gamesdonequick.com/SGDQ2026/SGDQ2026-Day5I dont think theres food, you just eat around the convention center
>>743101069They have a lot of stuff to my knowledge, game rooms and whatnot where a lot of people spend most of their times, there's game tournaments going on as well.
>swap modeoh no is this going to be some retarded meme shit
>bearded german man is a they/them
this is gunna fucking suck isn't it
>>743101128why do you call everyone chuds can you just be fucking normal
>>743100529B runner did great. The couch was annoying though. Crying is fine you edgelords.
So the guy on the left ran this game in 2024 and was just a regular dude back then. Now he identifies as a woman.
>speedtranny thread>yurishit in opOf course
>>743101205the power of the tower
>>743101179Maybe he was confused by the question.
>>743101205he was ALWAYS a woman, bigot
>>743101205The game did this to him.
>>743101050I love the Claude drawfag>>743101108shut up faggot
>Started the count down when the game was already playing
>>743101187(he "trolling")
>>743101187If you call someone a tranny, nigger, kike, fag or retard, you're a chud.
>no "all P ranks" incentiveguess we can only have incentives for 5 second long cut scenes or player names that show up on screen for five frames the entire run
>obnoxious forced meme for this run has been officially announced 52 secondsOkay, cool, I can safely go the fuck to bed.
DIG A PIZZA DIG A PIZZA
>>743101182Yes it just gets spammed here by trannies constantly to desperately advertise it just like undertale even though they're totally unremarkable fucking dogshit games and there's no reason anyone should be talking about them for years
>>743101261No one knows what the fuck a chud is or cares
I don't understand the point of Swap Mode, isn't Noise just objectively better than Peppino?I don't know what Peppino has over Noise at all, but it's been awhile.
>Missed the Ed, Edd, n Eddy runI should've waken up a lot sooner.
>>743101247>I love the Claude drawfagEasily the best OC on this shit board in years. Some of the ESA / ASM stuff is up there, though.
>>743101261Stop using the word chud its offensive to the homeless
>>743099749Make her clean my room>one hourEARN YOUR UNWIPPED ASS YOU WENCH!!!
>>743101307Name one good video game right now
why are today's trannies exclusively speedrunners?
>>743101250So what? It's not a speedrunning event, it's a charity event. It just needs to look like speedrunning.
>>743101303pizzashit
Why do trannies love this game so much?
>mr sauceman on commentarydoubt he'll get a word in, but still pretty cool. music in this game is goated
>>743101361Elden Ring.
>>743101361Jackie Chan
The guy who made this game's OST sounds low IQ
>>743101205SAD! many such cases
>>743101361Elden Chan
>>743101353>homelessthe D in CHUD stands for Dweller
>>743101380I would guess it has something to do with discord but I dunno
>>743101407>no pronounsHe's just based.
>>743101247There were lots of people making good OC, but he really carried the torch.
>>743099656>final day>running some indie game no one has ever heard ofWhat the FUCK are they thinking????
>>743101407probably smarter than some random neet shitposting on /v/ aka (You)
>>743101430Educate yourself
>another 0 effort she/herThis gotta be a joke niggas?
>>743101380Same reason they love Jerma so much. I can't explain it, but I am confident that this is the precise reason and someone else will understand it and explain it better than me.
>>743101380Precision platformers are like cocaine for trannies.
>>743101380It's gay
>>743101361Command and Conquer: Red Alert 2 - Yuri's Revenge
>>743099749I just got here, who is she?
>>743101498I hope you watched the C&C run at the last ESA. If not, go watch it.
>>743101380le wacky and zany cartoon game
Is this an AD run?
>>743101459>running some indie game no one has ever heard ofreally telling on yourself as a normalfag, maybe go back to playing fortnite until this is over
this gdq has broken me to the point where i'm just left wondering how the hell the the final run is gonna end up being worse than the non-run pokemon shit from the last oneit shouldn't be possible, but these events always find a way to reach a new low
>>743099656I wonder on how many drugs the dev was when he made this game
>>743101481jerma makes me really uncomfortable, I hate the way he blatantly fakes reactions and emotions and gaslights his chatand his weird side mouth laugh gives me the fucking creeps
>>743101578he's just quebecois
this feels like it's been going on for an hour already>mfw i saw the estimate
people actually like this quirk chungus game?
>>743101380Art style draws them in some how, not entirely sure. It’s weird that this became associated with trannies since the main dev was an /agdg/ regular. Also it had a lot of fun crossover fan art when it came out.
patrolling the gdq almost makes you wish for a protomagicalgirl
>>743101558It will be it WILL be worse
>>743101361Portal
>>743101536I would rather watch 30fps competitive gameplay tbqh
>>743101630He's at fault for this shit.
Noise is pretty much a better Peppino, what's the p-p-p-point of the swap mode??????
Is this game just Warioland but quirky chungus?
>>743101591>haha silly chat don't donate money to me please>omg whenever I say this you keep spamming donations to me>please stop donating!And then he does this shtick every other stream
>>743101607>same shithole as xQc is fromWell that explains a lot
>>743101481they like jerma because he's "safe" and silly. also they didn't really like jerma until he was already very popular, at which point they invaded his chat and started spamming trans emotes. people got pissed by this and started shitting on them and obviously jerma took the side of the trannies. basically the same story as gamer gate, the initial complaints were justified but autists have no self-control and thought their gripes justified going full nuclear until the whole mainstream story became about their own harassment rather than the "cause" they cared about
>>743101713No. Sonic but panders to queers
I have no idea if this game is this fast when played normally, but at least the speed here is somewhat stimulating, comparing to the troonshit we got this far
>>743101713Wario is the mother of all quirk chungus.
>>743101763>panders to queersName one gay thing in the game
do niggas really donate five whole ass dollars to answer her retarded whore questions
>>743101736Yeah but raocow is also from Quebec so it balances out
>>743101630I love that prototroon was so insufferable that even the other troons couldn't stand it. Nothing funnier to see trash kick out stinkier trash
>>743101713Nailed it in one.
>>743101782the player
>>743101730He barely talks about donations, what are you on?
>Any% (Mod)>Randomizer — Hitlist Co-op>TAS
>>743099656>GDQ is a trannyfest>OPs constantly feature yurishitAbsolutely not beating the allegations
>>743101782You, the player.
>>743101782Being indie
>>743101713Wario Land 4 if it was fast and MS Paint. OST is good.
>>743101558Is it E33? Crowd chants everytime they parry an attack.
>>743101713>>743101780This. Wario is the quirky wacky answer to boring Mario for normies
>>743101708Peppino's vertical movement is better
>>743101831traumatized by two or three streams
>>743101810an opressed minority within the opressed minority... the metal troon
>>743099656This game reminds me of this
>>743101338You missed probably the most obnoxious run of the morning.A pretty cozy run ruined by the couch baiting people to spam "dig a hole dig a hole" throughout the entire run.
Of course we will have femshep for TRANS RIGHTS!!!
>>743100107Imagine simping for this ugly hobbit
>>743101628The game ironically has no tranny shit in it, the games /v/ usually fellates tend to cater to troons a whole lot more.
>>743101763So Sonic.>>743101870Yeah but it doesn't really warrant this swap gimmick in the speedrun. Ah, whatever.
I love Peppino!
>>743101713warioland is quirk chungus, you just give it a pass because you played it as a kid
Reminder that this game came from an /agdg/ regular.
>>743101756>>743101730>>743101591>>743101481I would rather be watching Jerma than this.he's supposed to be streaming The Movies todayor was that yesterday..?
>>743099736Yurincels love spreading their shit.
>>743101932Of fucking course.
>>743101628>>743101940That doesn't answer the question though.
>>743099656Hideous troonslop!
what the fuck was that story
>>743101763it's blatantly inspired by the later warioland games, not sonic, that's where the whole "now do the whole level in reverse with a timer" bit comes from
>>743102019He's streaming tomorrow.
>>743101940Almost like autism and trannies are related somehow.
Pizza Tower was literally /v/core for a solid year but then /v/ saw one too many trannies and zoomers latch onto it, now they pretend it was always a Discord tranny game. Multiple schizos seethe whenever it's brought up because they won't take their meds.
>>743101982So a sellout tranny like all the other devs from /agdg/ users?
Who were you favorite runners this GDQ?
>>743101897
>>743102060Yes.
>>743101982>/agdg/fagscord general
>>743102039Too bad it plays more like Sonic
>>743102026if you watched gdq before Id be shocked if you were surprised at all kek
>>743102019no he said on discord he's going to be streaming your gender reassignment surgery today
>>743102056are these meds in the room with us right now?
>>743102063the meme tetris girl!
Is there a fourth person? Where is he?
>>743102027If you're asking for examples of gay shit in the game, there are none. There is nothing subversive about Pizza Tower, it barely has any writing. Trannies are manchildren who like cartoons, it's really that simple.
>>743102071or this yeah
>>743102106i don't think u can stream that anon
If not one of these fucks asks Sauceman about Pesto Anchovi while he's trapped in a call with them then they're hacks who don't know a damn thing at all.
>This game is just like Warioland xD>plays nothing like warioland???
>>743102063Meme cus she was cute
>>743102056>/v/core/v/ is zoomer twitter discord tranny central i'm not sure where you're trying to get here
>>743102130game composer is on remote commentary. he's said about five words so far
>>743101782The Memoirs of Magic reference.
>>743102126>girl
>>743102180My wife
and again im reminded why i dont like this game
>>743101756The smart reaction is to utterly blank them. No reaction, nothing. As if they aren't there.
>>743102132I do not doubt you anon. But why not all the billions of other cartoon games then why this?
can we get a guy who can actually speak english on commentary instead of this dude
>>743102056/v/ doesn't like videogames
>>743102063Meme only because it was funny seeing how thirsty /v/ is
>>743102056We had a great thread for the game's anniversary this February so not all hope's lost. I know because I made the thread.>>743102171Oh shit I just noticed that he's supposed to be on the couch lmfao.
>>743102056>dude this game used to be loved by /v/ before it became popular!This line has been used for every single game in existence by now
>>743102126>>743102180was this a >girl (male)or>girl (dont care, would anyways)
>>743102186So true sis! /v/ was always woke! /pol/ was always libertarian! Moot was trans!
>>743102258yeah even my shit game lol
>>743101763How so?
>>743102126>girl>>743102180>she
>>743102224Because it's really damn good. It features expressive, well animated characters that lend themselves to memes and has great platforming gameplay.
>>743102265That's a man baby
>>743102258Yes and it's always right
Pepsi isn't a food!
>>743102273>Moot was trans!but this one is true
>>743102180>>743102214This is a dude btw, his twitch is memeofalltime
>>743102180i subscribed to her twitch
pepsimaaaaaaaaan
>>743102265It was a >(girl(male(girl(male))))
>>743102265>>743102242>>743102294she's just gorgeous and a great runner
>>743102056yeah i played the shit out of this game at launch and loved it but didn't really follow it after that. idk where all of this 'it's a tranny game' shit came from but /v/ creamed its little pants over this game at release
>>743102180Love her thighs
>>743102309No, a few trannies or furries making wannabe general threads on /v/ to use as a chatroom does not equal a game being loved and popular on /v/
>WE DON'T DO THIS IN GERMANY!!F for the couch fag alone
>>743102126She cute
I don't care for this game, even if he is going fast
>>743102343I want to lick her
>>743102343came to this earlier
>>743102265Its a man
Truly german autism on display.
>>743102365>VE HABBEN EIN SEERIOUS PRABLIM
>>743102273>So true sis!wow you put more effort into being a tranny than the gdq runners
>>743102343>sheSorry you had to find out this way anon but...that's a man.
Wait, Joel Vinesauce voiced the Vigilante?
>>743102180She mogged Hufff
>>743102363Oh I forgot the threads needed to be made by certified /v/irgins and approved by the based chud council.
>>743102343why did they close up on her crotch?
Mass Effect next? Can't wait
>>743102343zamn
I was just thinking of that composer before the run, hearing how he was surprised he was accepted as composer for Pizza Tower, I don't think he'd done anything like it before.
>>743102343imagine the gloved handjobs
>>743102343why are they flicking the fucking controller's clit like that, what the fuck?
>>743102352>>743102405>>743102415uh oh lmao
>>743102343>GDQ zoomed in a girl's thighsBased?
first time seeing gameplay of this game after seeing it shilled on /v/ for yearsno wonder no one ever posted gameplay of it lmao, this shit is hideous
>>743102415
>Event almost over>Not even close to 2 millionIs it over for GDQ?
>>743102415>>743102526i dont see the problem with her having a cute penis
>>743102343>>743102415asian ladyboys mog so hard it's not even funny
Very cool.
Enemies don't even do something, why even have enemies in the game?
>>743102514new strat keep up unc
>>743102545>no wonder no one ever posted gameplay of it lmaoPeople posted webms all the time.
>>743102343Lotioned thighs btw
>>743102570his voice didnt pass at all thoughbeit
>>743102554And here is a 50000 dollar donation from yetee!
>>743102545it's a speedrun, faggot. that's like watching an OoT run with all of the SRM shit and thinking "oh this gameplay doesn't appeal to me"
>>743102594there's a button on the back of the controller?
>>743102607and yet she's still adorablecurious...
>>743102343Cute girl
One of the most blatantly shilled games by the dev on /v/
>>743102627OoT is genuinely a shit game though
>>743102648why is his discord still raiding?
Who's this kraut on the couch? Was he some playtester for Pizza Tower?
>>743102545>no one ever posted gameplay of it lmao,why are you lying?
Is Pizza Tower better than the Wario Land games?
>>743102659This. It's not Dark Souls.
this commentary is dogshit, this kind of yuro autism is why i think esa is overrated
>>743102554Last 4 hours always doubles the entire weeks donos. They're reaching 3mil easy
>>743102343that's a man
>>743102627The game is fucking DESIGNED to be a speedrun game it is suppose to be played like this. It's a transcoded game
>>743102415FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>743102627Then why do the good games still look fun to play?
>furry game
>>743102343She really is
>>743102682Yes and he uploaded all of those P-Rank videos on Youtube.
>>743102554Don't worry. The Yeeti will rev up that donation train
>>743102554Wait a couple more hours until the $5k and $10k anonymous donations happen every 10 minutes.
>>743102686Not a chance
>>743102686They're nothing alike
>>743102659if you enjoy getting fucked in the ass more than playing video games why don' you go do that instead of posting on /v/
>>743102719Oh, ogey. Thanks.
>>743102709same dev as kings of hell
>>743102679if there's a discord can someone post the link pls ty
Reposting >>743102680
Deep Dish 9 is probably in my Top 3 levels for PT.
>tranny tower
>nigger tower
i saw the pizza tower threads but i never thought of what genre it was. i wouldn't have guessed platformer
>>743099656has there been a single chart posted so far of run quality? I've only watched one (castlevania) and had no real intention of watching anything else without a reference point.
>>743102895Come on, Peppino's just Italian.
>kino tower
>>743102872>pizza trooner
>peak speedrun tower
I fucking hate the art of this game for some reason like I want the faggot who made this to die
I've heard the dev's voice before, he sounds like a French autist.
>>743102686Wario Land 4? Debatable. Wario Land 2 and 3 fucking suck, though, so it's not a question.
that's not funny
>>743101897This was one of my favorite cartoons, because for some reason they added a narrator in the german version, who would commentate most of what would happen during an episode, and he also only spoke in rhymes. It fit really well the way it was written and voiced.
the evil version of your character is darker skinned?
RIP Doise.
>>743102995Same
>>743102917I thought it was a doom wad or something at first because of all the srb2kart maps
>>743102415asian femboy... girl... same thing
>>743103051and wears blue, pink and white
>>743102927
>>743103064He gets a Doom shotgun later.
>>743103029German rhymes are like rhyming hekkin and schneckin
Something to consider is that there is nothing particularly speedrun-y about this speedrun, this is how the game is intended to be played at a high level
BYOC is one of the only class mods I enjoy
>>743103029Yes I agree, I also watched it in german, the narrator was great
ded thred ded event
>>743102925There is a chart but like every chart take it with a grain of salt.
>>743103173Yeah, it's just a fast game. I don't want this to go on longer, mind you, but an all P-Rank run would actually be more impressive. Some of those routes are pretty rough for P Ranks to do back to back.
>>743103173you're not really paying attention then, the swap thing lets them do a glitch that maintains momentum through any door transition, several of the levels have had glitches (including the taxi one in the level we just saw)
>>743103173makes the speedrun better imo. significant skips and such through glitches are entertaining one time
Does meme have a big cock or a tiny Asian cock?
>>743103213blame sloptower
>guh-nome
>>743103276Would say its the opposite for me.
>>743103282Generate art of both
>>743103173The game's difficulty peaks with the first level's chef tasks and I never see anyone point this out.
so is jade a biohole or what
>>743103173okay anon let's see YOU beat this game in 1 hour, come on i bet you're better than them
>>743102925https://chartfag.neocities.org/charts/
>>743103356ewwwwwww
>>743099749Teach her how to dance.
>>743103173Yeah when it's baked in it loses some appeal.
I'm over these quirk chungus donations
>>743103005gayest and dumbest post in the history of /v/ right here
FUCK this level's P-rank.
>>743099897Disgusting...
>>743103213The last day is supposed to be the most hype of the event but they scheduled nothing but garbage
>>743101810What did the fat fuck do to get dropped?
not gonna lie i'd fuck the couch's avatar
i hate
>>743102514https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3d7hYWSPPI
Oh, that was actually a nice skip with the door.
>They think the botted viewers are realThis shit is going to go on for another 10 years.
>>743103564what the fuck
this is the most trans game i've seen in a while
>>743102646It pushes the controller onto the finger, but since you're tapping with four fingers in quick succession, that's 4x faster than mashing
>>743103564>Fat bearded fuck has an avatar of a kemono twinkLmao
>>743103564would
>>743103632host shouted it out as well. didn't even dip through the graveyard hours, just been steadily growing since last night lmao
>>743103647This, I want to be Italian so bad now.
>>743103591>>743102514isn't this kinda like cheating??
>>743103173>Something to consider is that there is nothing particularly speedrun-y about this speedrun, this is how the game is intended to be played at a high levelNot every run needs to be filled with glitches or skips, they're the WR holders for this category and can do the run nearly optimaly and consistently as fast as possible. When people complain that a run is "a normal playthrough" they mean that a person in the thread who have played it could do it as good as the runner. People here wouldn't be nearly as fast.
was cray involved in development? he keeps talking like he was, but not clear if he's just an autist who followed the game for a long time and now wants to act like he was on the team
>>743103647>>743103684I wanna cooka the pizza now
>>743103690How is button pressing tech cheating?
>>743103632>reddit is naiveSomething something grass green water wet
Having developer commentary mid-run is pretty comfy.Probably helps keep some annoying donations at bay since they don't want to interrupt him.
I love this game to death but I'll always be sad that the game never received a proper Halloween update after the first one.
>>743103690What the fuck I missed a cute asian femboy?
>>743103710there's been plenty of glitches though so it's not even true. but yeah acting like this isn't a speedrun while some gay run where you just platform OOB between loading zones is a speedrun is just retarded. idk why people hate pizza tower so much but the mental gymnastics they have to jump through to shit on this run is bizarre, just say you think the commentary is dogshit and leave it at that
>>743103736He introduced himself as a playtester, of which they had a few dozen.
>>743103736He playtested, has a Pizzasona in the game and is one of the dev's friends.
>>743103749they're not playing the way the game was intended to..>>743103806yea watch it here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iuq2uZ5sr5sshe's so pretty
>>743103752doubt they'd have a problem with that, this german autist seems capable of talking for hours without taking a breath
looking forward to this week
>>743103874nobody tell him
>>743103867>They're not playing the way the game was intended toOh, so you're new to speedrunning or are just retarded
>>743103874I'm also looking forward to ASM
>>743103874Because GDQ will be over?
Talkshow segment soon, HOYYYIPP!!!
lol
I like the funny pizza game
Great animations. Don't care for the artstyle itself tho
Lel, I didn't know that you could throw each other
>>743103942Freedom...
>>74310402410k from the yetee20k from anonymousWe have reached the incentive for some shitty cutscene in a dogshit game thats not even a speedrun HYPE
>>743103867>comes into a thread about a speedrunning event and complains games aren't being played the intended way
>>743104024Don't you worry, that's getting met thanks to a very generous donation
>>743104026>haha we self-inserted ourselves into everything ever>slap your flippers, goy!
>>743104110>speedrunning
>half a day left>$1.46 million raisedYeah some dumb shit is going to happen to push this to like 2.1 million, huh?
The boss rush in this finale is the most satisfying boss rush I've ever gone through
>devs on commentaryAd run.
>>743104218Yep
>>743104207>Never played a single Megaman X gamelol, as expected from /v/ video games
I rate this ZZZ I have to sleep
>>743104202The last day is when the $10,000 (((anonymous))) donations come in. The yeti will chip in too if they're not hitting their goals.
>>743104218yeah I'm sure pizza tower needs the exposure a dying gdq would give it
>>743104286>Megaman XEw
>>743104202Of course, anon. Has it ever been any different
>>743104286Do you really expect a Pizza Tower zoomer to have played the classics?
Can someone rate this Z for me, my internet is down and I can't open the site on my phone for some reason
>>743104287>2PM>Have to sleep???
>>743104202>10k donation from anonymous with no message>5k donation from poopymcpooper saying "TRANS RIGHTS!">THE YETEEEEEE with a 100k donation>etc. etc...
is this just wacky zoomer sonic?
Rate the Pizza Tower run.
>>743104218pretty sure this game is really successful for the budget it started out with and isn't some 50 top players on steamdb shit
RATE PIZZA TOWER
>>743104110>>743103931i was just messing with ya
>>743104349but you posted here
this donation is annoying for an amazing reason hahaheu :)
>the bosses in pizza tower aren't pizza toppingsOne of them is a bell pepper.
>>743104374ZZZZZ
>>743104374C
>>743104374B
Pizza tranny
>>743104351He might be an aussie cunt
>>743104374>>743104385A couch autist was annoying but good otherwise
>Reddit has an actual meltdown and starts criticizing GDQ with real salient points besides le troons for once>GDQ shows a shitty card game, bots their Youtube stream and has Spike says "kids dying is bad mmkay">Reddit IMMEDIATELY remembers their programming and goes back to clapping like seals
>>743104374>>743104385A-, not bad.
>>743104374D-
any hot chicks this year
>>743104374D
>>7431042023 millie easy.
>>743104426>>743104426>>743104426
>>743104351>2PMBR ?
>>743104374>>743104385D
holy shit so exciting
>Homestuck
>>743104374>>743104385Bizza time
>>743104374C>Another modded game reveal>Homostuck
>>743104374SFun to watch and nice to hear dev commentary
>>743104374>>743104385BFast
>modded your OC into the gamelmao
>>743104436
>>743104374>Pizza Tower doesn't have any queer shit! >That final screenZ
>>743104436Interestingly enough, I do believe there have been 0 actually attractive women all event.
>>743104374P
>>743104374I'm doin' him a B
>>743104449Could you fucking wait for the rating posts to end at least
>>743101947Is that the runner?
>>743104498Modded in.
>>743104374>>743104385ZZZ
>>743104374But it's still going on????
>>743104484
>>743104385>>743104374B for pretty good, all the runners should eat 2 pizzas as celebration each
>>743104374>>743104385BThe game really lends itself to good challenge runs and work but the category doesn't show a huge amount of that at all, plus it completely trivialises some stuff like the finale>>743104202We already suffered stupid shit that somehow got us from $900k to $1.4 in a day
>>743104374>>743104385BBad
>>743104374S. P, even fuck y'all, it was great. High difficulty, knowledgable couch, no obnoxious catchphrases and audience screeching.
>>743104385B izza tower
trains rights?
really?
>>743104202AND HERE COMES ANONYMOUS WITH A DONATION OF ONE MILLION DOLLARS THAT SAYS "TRANS RIGHTS"
>>743104374c
>>743104540he has to spam his yurishit op before anyone else. he just does ok
>>743104637Trains is hard job.
>Pizza Tower doesn't have any queer shit!>Playtester: YA! TRANS RIGHTS!
>>743104374pi ZZ a
>>743104614>y'allPizza Tranny
>>743104286That series doesn't evem average out to good. Two, arguably three games worth playing.
>>743104374B - was a good run, commentary was mostly good except here and there and donos were obnoxious
no pronouns?
>>743104927Anon it literally says Mr. in his name
>>743104927DUHHHHH MISTER SAUCE MAN??? IS THAT A SHE/THEY OR AN EY/IT??????
>>743104374Bbut only because I enjoyed hearing some dev stories from Sauceman, should've been way more of those
>>743105001>>743104927it's unpresidented
>>743101108Shut the fuck up you actual faggotThe Claude plays pokemon threads were the only good content this shithole has had in years
>>743102180>>743102126>girl>she
>>743099749teach her real games
