Previous: >>743150579https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/66https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6g0mofoYfoNow: Clair Obscur: Expedition 33Next: Finale
It isn't over yet?
IM A HEADBANGA
just refunded my donation after i heard it was going to gaza. sad!
so true
Any fat or pregnant edits?
the final mig
I clapped and donated 1k when I saw Gaza mentioned!
Post the top 5 runs
Final migg
Verso did nothing wrong
>this game is art>most of the game is just paid asserts from the unreal store
>>743153042one last mig.....
migging
Miggied
>>743153148issa museum
>>743153147>You need to go back to your dead mother and alcoholic reck of a father! lolHe was fucking savage.
just like all my gdq trannies
>trans rights!>also these donations go to gaza and get funneled through to hamas who stone gay people and behead trans people!
>100k incentive>6 minute
cool nier automata cosplay
migged
>immediately chokes kek
So, without the Gaza video, those people were not aware what is happening there or what ? Fucking degenerates
>>743153205Stop making MSF sound based, it is not based.
>>743153191Nigga looks like Prince
What if they had a long segment of minecraft runs?Would that be called a Minecraft...Block?
feet game
why is the couch blindfolded
>>743153205Suicidal empathy is a pillar of the left.
the final miggy...
>>743153148I liked the story. Especially the way it has no good ending
>>743153132CyberiaSaborSnowboard KidsPower ShovelE33
>>743153105>>743153125They are humans. They deserve the same basic love and respect as your sisters and brothers and mothers and fathers.
It's almost over... I had fun, bros...
>>743153148Returning to the era of n64 games where they used similar tactics
>>743153205>jewish child sex trafficking organisation is actually harming israel!!!shut up boomergo vote or whatever you guys do
>>743153273it's only a one-day break anon, ASM2026 begins on monday and we WILL have threads for it as per usualhttps://ausspeedruns.com/ASM2026/schedule
>>743153258>mudslimes>humans
why are they bullying that autistic child
>>743153273I didn't
>>743153314Yes.
i thought it was over. im not watching whats going on
>>743153273me too friend, me too
>>743153323I wish I knew man
>>743153132DaylightGhosts and GoblinsTetrisFrankensteinMetroid Dread
>>743153212Oh sorry, 3 minutes
>enters photomode to take a screenshit blindfoldedcheeky fucker
>200k for a three minutesyeah totally worth having the host bitch yap in my ear for the past two hours
thats it?
>>743153314>memes somehow refute basic realityLet me guess, youre trans?
>>743153075>>743153075Nah just equip all the pictos and do 1 billions damage
lol that was it?
>>743153282i never said anything about israel. fuck gaza and fuck israel, i refuse to donate to anything that pours more money into that shithole. i just want to watch people play vidya games and donate to cure diseases or something
>>743153307>Horse game
>>743153273>It's almost over
>>743153212The 100k dram world incentive was also just a few minutes. They actually milked 200k out of these retards for not even 10 minutes of extra gameplay lmao
>superboss>dies from one attackUh okay
i just realized this guy's named is z3r01337brings me back to 2006
>wrapping up AGAINholy shit
>>743153373it will be cringekino of the highest caliber
i paid 30k for that?
>cosplay showcaseworth pulling up /v/ archive and watching? seems like it could be cringekino
>My audienceget_a_load_of_this_guy.jpg
What are you playing as it all comes to an end? I'll miss you bros
>actual woman shows up>gets F I thought you guys were anti-trannies tho?
>>743153258They're mudslimes and would murder you and your whole family in half a second if they were in power. Actually no, they would murder you and kidnap all of the women in your family as sex slaves like Moulay Ismail
>>743153365>cure diseasesoh no no no
who do i talk with now that this thread will be gone, the friend i've been not talking with after a small fight...?
well that was gay, what's the next run?
>>743153273nah, this must be one of the most unfun ones
>>743153307>Monkey morningI like the themeing already
That was terrible. Would have been cool if he used the sound cues and parried it blindfold but it was basically a one shot build
>for those who coom after
Peak
>>743153417what did you fight about
>>743153420anon...
>>743153365*donate to print pamphlets saying cancer is bad
>>743153410An entire country of people would do this?Youre delusional at worst and a bad-actor at best.
my gf cums after lmaoi tell her when i'm done shes done
>>743153409>vtumors>womenyou aren't really that naiive, are you?
>>743153420Anon, I...
FINALE COMING UP ANONSLAST SHILLJOIN US ON MONDAY FOR ASM2026https://ausspeedruns.com/ASM2026/scheduleGOOD NIGHT
what the fuck happened here with the youtube numbers?
WAIT, THE MONEY ACTUALLY GOES TO TRANSGENDER SURGERIES??
Looks like I made it for the end.I'm glad you all are with me here at the end of SGDQ. It fucking sucked, but you all make it worth it.
>>743153420Next run will be in dreamland
>>743153409id put money on her being a landwhale IRL
Can we get another million for gay clinics in Honduras?
>>743153382>>743153362It,s one of those games where you can grossly over farm and over equip your characters and do 1 billion damage cause literally every damage boost passive is multiplicative and there's dozens you can equip
>>743153470I saw her nudes on /pol/ so I can tell
>>743153470Bibi Biscuit is a good girl.
>>743153481I'll be there!
>>743153490Always did
>>743153489viewbots will target innocent channels so nobody knows who actually bought the bots
>>743153462yes, getting people in to do regular checks for common types of cancer is literally the best way to prevent early deaths. getting a skin check because someone recommended I get one saved my life
>>743153481I don't think I will
>>743153481No one is watching that shit.No one wants to see a bunch of subhuman fucks in a country that hates games.Give up.
>>743153489botted
>>743153489Dont worry about it. Just enjoy the runs.
>>743153489they indirectly said "fuck Israel" and a bunch of viewers mysteriously arrived
>>743153514lol bullshit
>>743153514do share
>>743153447literally nothing, just his autism vs mine
>>743153489that was umarus run
>>743153489the gaza propaganda probably activated the foreign botnets
>>743153505>bedridden>sounds obese>big boob model99.99% she is a landwhale
what was the point of this vtubing person on the event btw
Peace faggots, it's been real.
had a BLAST
>>743153307Do I have to install an extension or something so I don't have to tilt my head over to watch it upside down
any good troonouts or spergouts this year?
Who will cry next???
BURN THEM HOLY FUCK
>>743153273I didn't This event sucked
jesus christ how horrifying
>finalehell yeahcan't wait to see spike cry again
KEK WHAT A FAILURE
>>743153568But still a woman and if you wouldn't fuck her, you'd be gay.
In future GDQs I hope they get some new music. They played some variation of hopes and dreams at least 20 times a day and it just gets tiresome, especially when it's some soppy orchestral version.Video games have tons of music. Use more of it, you retarded theater kids.
>>743153481Why can't GDQ have a schedule like this? I would actually enjoy this event despite all the insane fucking donation shilling and trans shit if at least the games were good still.
I'd rather ve having sex right now
SHOUT OUTS TO THE TECH CREW
>finale is all charity shills>theater kids don't even have enough pull to get on-stageit's so over for this event
see you next time
>>743153512The whole point of having optional superbosses is to have something to do with your powerleveled characters besides let 5 year olds who can't read the menu beat the final boss.
tech crew fucking up right until the very end
shout out to the tech crew!
Tech crew...
>mics offKEK SHUT UP BITCHES
TECH CREEEEEEW
Shoutouts to the tech crew!
>>743153536You sound like you check your bestie's testies
I'd fuck the "girl" in the back left.
who the fuck are these people lol and the microphone doesn't work
SHOUT OUTS TO THE TECH CREWONE LAST FAILURE FOR THE ROAD
>crowd not even full for the finale
LET'S GO TECH CREW *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* LET'S GO TECH CREW*clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*
oh you guys are NOT going to enjoy what they're about to reveal
>>743153273Nah, fuck this gay shit
honestly one of the worst gdqs of all time it was just boring as hell
>>743153042>Didn't save any images from the GDQ threads like I used toSorry I failed you, bros
they did an incentive for simon?if its not dlc simon on hard/ng+5 i dont carebut even then what is impressive about a blindfold, closing your eyes and reacting to sound only is a normal casual strategy for parrying
I guess CoolMatty is actually dead
hey~
>>743153042how good was this year /10?
one last shoutout to the tech crew
>Not even a full room for the finale
>>743153603The life of a plapjak sounds miserable
>finale is entirely charity management
>>743153647>crowd not even full for the finaleI dont wanna think about it.First E3, now this. What cringe will be left for us, /v/?
>>7431536822 at best, and not in a so bad you can enjoy the cringe way
why people are still donatingit's almost over
Where's the fat dude who sounds like Seth Rogen, the black fag with the curly hair, the horse-faced chick with the crazy eys?
>>743153614management has to remind the theater kids who really runs the show
I'm surprised one of them didn't just raise their voice to work with the room mics instead.
>>743153694(((charities)))
>>7431536824
>>743153682bad, but at least it wasn't as shit as last AGDQ/10
KFFC spotted with her gay friend.
>>743153132Donkey Kong Country 2Snowboard KidsMetroid DreadPragmataBanjo TooieThose were the only ones I caught that I enjoyed.
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHOUTOUT TO TECH TEAM
kek
lmao
yikes
LET'S GO TECH CREW*clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*LET'S GO TECH CREW*clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*LET'S GO TECH CREW*clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*LET'S GO TECH CREW*clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*
>still doesn't work
thank god thats over, now onto the real marathons
>>743153728msf is antiisraeli
This perfectly sums up this shitty event. Fuck GDQ
lmao double fuck up at the end, what a joke
SHOUTOUTS TO THE TECH CREW
>>743153682AGDQ 2026 was a solid 7SGDQ 2026 was a shameful 4
When is ESA? i think i'm going to make the switch since this was so bad
>>743153667
Rate the whole event
Perfect ending for this biannual trainwreck
SHOUT OUT TO THE TECH CREWTRAINS RIGHTS!
tech crew sucking cock as usual
A fitting trainwreck end for this turd of an event
HOW DID THEY FUCK IT UP TWICE.THEY SUCK SO FUCKING MUCH IT'S UNREAL. THIS EVENT HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR FUCKING YEARS.
>Not even 3 milHOLY SHITDEADINTHEWATER
ANOTHER LAST SHOUTOUT TO THE TECH CREW
This is it anons, GDQ will never end now. Are you happy?
Tech crew is so retarded wtf
FINAL RATINGS ANYONE???
when is ESA?
What's up next for the bonus stream?
>>743153716having an orgy
Shitposting about the freak show with /v/ has truly been one of the best parts of this event.
>>743153785D+
Tech crew just improves each year!
>>743153785only watched like 5% of it but idk like a C
>>743153785K
it's not a "bug", it's incompetence
>>743153785ZZZ
>>743153785F literally the worst SGDQ ever
What year would you say was most transitional (lol) of GDQ going from the old guard to the current tranny obsession?
RATE THE TECH CREW
Is this the worst year so far? I know like 2 event ago or so it started to be decent again.But I can't think of a single redeeming thing from this event.Like seriously, this is the worst schedule ever, the insane donation reading, actual fucking propaganda video being shown, hosts being more obnoxious in general etc.
Imagine going into this event with a couple of assualt rifles.
i will sign up to do a speedrun next year and shout the n word on stream
>>743153682If AGDQ this year was a 2 then this would be a 3 or a 4.
The schedule runner should be ashamed of himselfTerrible indie crap during prime timeNo classics like Super MetroidNepo Adef 2.0Lot of interesting runs were during work hours Just awful
>>743153621Yeah that's one of the things I disliked about the game. There's no limits, you can equip literally every passive in the game at the same time if you farm enough. And there's no indication of whether you're over equipped or not, other than "oops I one shot the boss". Should've had a limit of passives you could use for the final superboss fight at least
wtf /v/ you told me troons were good at computers
>>743153785K for kek
>>743153785F. Dead gay event
Free us!!
>>743153785Dultimately middling, not a lot stood out but definitely on the negative side. even reddit complained about the direction of the event so I think that's telling
>>743153853Honestly to me everything is before and after Protomagicalgirl's grim visage appeared on staff segments.
>>743153853like 2018 at the latest. it's been a while
>>743153785D.
>>743153785C
>>743153785D
shocked "rate the tech crew" never ended up on our very serious ratings chartthe tech botches have been a constant presence this time
>>743153785F, maybe 5 runs worth watching through the whole week
>>743153785DBad but not in a funny way. AGDQ this year was still the worst one yet and a legitimate F.
>>743153785E
>>7431538532015
>>743153856>Propaganda videotelling the world that israel is killing children is propaganda now
the crowd will just repeat any dumb shit
>>743153785I'm gonna give it a D. Not as horrible as anons are saying but nowhere near their best. I remember having a lot more fun at AGDQ this past january.
>>743153826July 31st - August 8th
>>743153785DNot the worst, but very mediocre and there were no super amazing runs. It deserves a low rating
The crowd are a bunch of lemmings. They cheer for every little thing.
>>743153854ZZZ
>>743153853whenever proto got promoted to main host obviously. that was a clear statement
>>743153785FPossibly one of the worst yet, not a single purple tier run
>>743153854ZZZZ
>>743153785KSo boring I barely watched it. Kept opening the stream and instantly closing it all week. It's incredible how they keep making it shittier each year. I might skip AGDQ 2027
>>743153908This paired with chuds being banned.
>>743153853DI don't think it was the worst GDQ, but holy shit everything felt so dull.
>>743153872100% agree, the schedule was almost flipped
>>743153785CToo many ad runs, twans pwide and politics.
>>743153785Z
>>743153785D-
less obnoxious than yester year but rather uneventful though it is not the premiere event AGDQ is eitherovernight runs were consistently decent to solid so can't complain too much
When did gdq stop being fun for you?For me it was the year they banned the crash 2 streamer for making suicide jokes.
bros im trying to win those spyro gems
>>743153836Harrietposter pls its 2am i dont wanna have to jerk off...>>743153853The final classic year was 20132014 was when they went mainstream 2018-2019 was when "Oh...this is bad" started to take over And things never went back
>>743153963whatever even happened to protomagicalthing
>>743153785Kabysmal dogshit
>>743153872Or the runs were at 1 AM.The scheduler fucks this event every year.
AHHHH!!!!!
>>743153950sweet right after my bday
>>743153872been like this for a while, primetime NA hours is consistently the worst time to watch this shit
>>743153785F
Thirsty Suitors run was an instant classic.
>>7431537852/10i cant remember anything memorable from it at all
>>743153895>even reddit complained about the direction of the eventReally? What did they say?
>>743153785D for gaaaaay, not even meme worthy, only like 1 or 2 decent runs
>>743153463Not a whole country anon, an entire culture. The eastern African slave trade ran from 700AD to 1900AD. The first war the US entered after the revolutionary war was WITH ENGLAND against the various allied Muslim states in North Africa and the middle east to stop them from enslaving Christians by the hundreds of thousands. Their religious doctrine LITERALLY says you are scum to be lied to and killed as an unbeliever (unique among religions in it's intensity and plainly stating it). For hundreds of years they castrated boys from nonmuslim families and forced them to be child soldiers. They still carry out many of these acts throughout MENA countries. They're *scum* and your midwit beliefs are dangerous>t. Live in Dearborn and many of them think I'm Lebanese, so they will literally talk about these things with glee with me thinking I'm one of them
cave man is the real hero
Rest in peace, coolfatty
>>7431540042015
>>743153916You....
Lol they didn't fix anything they just gave them headsets from the last run
the msf chick is cuter than every female gdq volunteer
See you faggots in 6 months for the next trainwreckThis shit hasn't been entertaining since 2017 yet I keep coming back to hatewatch
And now you know why they all use the headsets instead of the more conventional microphones.
Where was all the speedrun games? I only remember Donkey Kong.I missed the ghouls and goblin runs that might have been a decent speedrun game... but what were some other actual speedruns this year?
>>7431540042018
>>743153830it sucked ass thoughno jokes no meme, just crying and bitching cancer
>>743153785ZWhy am I even here?
This woman looks like she's never actually played a single game in her entire life and doesn't understand any of what's going on.
Based July Birthday bro, mine is in a week
>blatantly confirming the ad runskek
imagine the smell
>>743154041/pol/ has fried your brain
>>743154004Yeah, 2018 sounds about right for the point of no return. There were still some gems after that but at that point it was in spite of GDQ, not because of it.
>>743153785For sure a D.I want to strangle the scheduler.
>>743154035https://old.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/1ur7pnl/i_have_loved_and_still_love_gdq_but_they_need_to/
>>743154048ZAMN!
it's joever?
>>743153785Dreally boring and annoying
>>743154056holy kek you're right
if bryonato died my life would genuinely improve
>>743154004whenever they banned all forsen emotes
Shoving CoolMatty's stump up my tight little b-hole
>>743153785Fit is by far the worst event i've seen in the past 10 years
Seriously, how are they completely ignoring the old timers and runners and theater kids with this finale speech?
Oh god she's gonna cry....kek
oh hey she's back
>>743154061We come back every time for each other and hatewatch together.
>>743154041>Gee, better whole sale displace and murder an country of people over 7 decades, under the guise of victim-hood.Abhorrent. Criminal.
>>743153785Dbarely watched anything
twanth pwyme twanthBAAAAWWWWWWWWtwanthpwy
>>743153785C, pretty meh all around but not the worst. Needed a long Puwexil JRPG run
>>743154067this guy is unbearingly progressive and gay now btw
>let's make it about mewoman 101
>>743154129Let's hear it for the tech crew!
AMD wasnt a sponsor?
What was the low point of the event for you guys?SpikeVegeta fake crying for 4 minutes over the propaganda video so they could meet the incentive is going to stick with me for a long time
>>584855710wow it's almost like showering is a meaningless habit that serves no purpose
>no 2.5 millygdq is dead
Just look at these peopleAnyone in that crowd over the age of 30 used to call other people faggots and niggers on the internet now theyre just blending in as cowards
am i supposed to know who this bitch is? some pencil pusher who has never played a video game in her life and just cashes the checks?
Where's that asian organizer lady from years back
>>743154004I feel like the real moment it became shit was when they went full Nazi with the twitch chat.
>>743154153could
>>743153785Dsaw like 10% of it
>>743154071anon for like a decade this shit has been about finding a niche game that no one else plays and claiming the WR on that. these events never get the best runners on the most popular games, in fact they barely have the popular games anymore. oh and everyone plays on the easiest mode available, something that goes completely against the original speedrunning mentality
>>743154097I've never been on that board, I grew up in Dearborn and like history. You will never say what I said is false or look into any of it because you're a retard. Read the Quran yourself and see how many times it says specifically "Christians, Jews, and nonbelievers" should burn for eternity and how they should be treated in life
>>743154190when was this? I'm in the mood of cringing
>2,408,727
So heckin wholesome!
>>743154196Time for nuremberg trials for gamers over 30
>>743154061hope your misery kills you before then <3
>>743154190Yeah, that was pretty rough.
Man I didn't even get banned this week, what a letdownThe threads always get crazy enough to where a banwave happens but this week shit was so boring nothing besides the iron mouse meltdown happened
Calling it now there is going to be one last TRANS RIGHTS from some dumbass in the crowd.
So GDQ is led by women now? I see, that explains a lot>>743154107Never thought I'd see those mindraped slaves criticize GDQ
>>743154196Hey, some of us are still here faggot.
>>743154170no he's not.. well he's been gay but the rest
>>743154190>he doesn't close the tab whenever there is a theater kid segmentCouldn't be me.
>>743154226look at the schedule for ESA and the aussie speedrun. It's 10000x better than the schedule this GDQ
>>743154229I dunno if they uploaded it but it was right after they showed the Gaza video last night.
>>743153258They would not extend that same respect to the type of people that go to gdq
Join ESA threads next month
>>743153785Dnot good, but not spectacularly bad. i will have completely forgotten any details from SGDQ 2026 by tuesday
>>743153785K>extreme hyper donation begging>hosts interrupting the run to read donations>terrible selection of games>too many lets plays and not enough actual runs>annoying crowd shouting childish gibberish>irritating theater kid host segments after every run>intermissions between games last 30min-1 hour>forced segment about the gaza stripThis SGDQ was damn near unwatchable
POST CHART PLS
do troons get envious of biological women
>>743154232Don't worry, they're gonna donate the twitch subs and bits like they used to... right?
These people would get stoned to death instantly and I would clap.
>>743154248Maybe you'll get banned if you post Amy porn?
We bought Lebanon!
>>743154285Are you going to be stinky?
It's late and SGDQ is over. Time for bed.... see you guys next time. Stay safe so we can shitpost again :)
>28 millionThere's no way what they do costs that much.
>>743154259It...really fucking does wowLike all the questions I've had about how the event was run this past decade makes sense now. Wow
>>743154248Yeah I feel like the janny was not here at all this week? usually there's one janny monitoring these threads like a hawk banning everything fun.Hope he's gone for ESA
>>743154295yes, they fucking hate them. they seek to replace them.
>>743154283So? They dont deserve to be destroyed either. Christ.
>>743154316No refunds
>>743154162Not victimhood anon, we have to take out the termites so the house doesn't collapse.
WHO are those peopleWHERE is coolmatty
>every gdq event has raised enough to fund one country
wow 28 million, that will put a dent in the yearly billions for missiles the government donates to Israel
>>743154312Meh, sure why not. For old time's sake.
finally we can leave
that sure was... not much of a speech at all
>>743154196>over the age of 30Kek the average gamer is well into their 40's now, possibly even 50's.
>>743154248Missed alot of the event, what was the Iron Mouse meltdown?
fuck you allsee you for ASM/ESA
Time for a deeeep sleeeep
So, anons.Have (You) ever donated to GDQ?
>>743154285If they're not dead ye
>>743154358Your house is built on evil and will die by the sword it lives by then.
do you guys think werster or trihex will be on the bonus stream?
>>743154362isnt this the guy with the rotting teeth?
>americans>try not to talk about food challengeIMPOSSIBLE
traitor
This is a first for me as well >>743154248Was SGDQ 2026 so shit that Janny didn't bother to show up? Jannies usually go berserk the first 3 days of these events? What happened?
>>743153785Z this is honestly the worst year so far I don't really see how they can sink much lower but I'm sure they'll find a way
>>743154407wow he looks awful
>>743154270yeah, we're here and some of us are there pretending like they're a wholesome chungus ally
>>743154381Ironmouse had an interview segment. One of her fans asked everyone to rate it. They gave it Zs, he had a meltdown and deleted it.It's on the chart.
>>743154362holy
>>743154387no
wish these troons would an hero quick instead
>>743154392:(
Another year of chipping our humanity away
>>743154395yep and he made videos about speedrun cheaters when he cheated too lol what a retard
>>743154248There was some spergout during the Pragmata run where people were so uninterested in the run (surprisingly) that they were arguing about whether a tank top and a wife beater were the same thing.They are.
>GDQ is led by women and is now ruined>A woman and her simps tried to take down ESAI hate womenWe have always blamed trannies for ruining GDQ, but could it be (like always) that women are at fault?
>>743154404
>>743154407Is that a goblin or a troll?
>>743154416I saw a couple of posts removed, mostly from the guy posting his twitter but yeah it was just dogshit they didn't even care
>>743153785CThis SGDQ felt worse than AGDQ from January but still passable overall, I guess the state of world has everyone feeling off.
>>743154370it just...ended I thought she was going to say something meaningful. Had to read off a damn card.
>>743154459nah they think about the food too change the thought bubbles
>>743154395Yes!
>>743154437
Fuck I'm kinda hungry but it's too late to eat>>743154454NO THEY ARENT
>>743154445if the fans were on it may have been a different outcome
kek it really is like a freakshow
>>743154416I got warned for posting a SFW loli pic in a thread people had already moved from
>>743154280do you remember the games runned in between? I'm checking the recordshttps://www.twitch.tv/videos/2816498424
>>743154395No, it's the guy who got banned because he chudded out on Discord a decade ago.
>>743154387i donated like $10ish a couple times well over a decade ago (i think 2012-2013) to bully my friends via giving them shoutouts for dying of cancer
>>743154458the real answer is normies, but most women are normies so yeah
Goodbye everyone I'll remember you all in therapy.
Okay, SURELY AGDQ 2027 will be betterLike they couldn't possibly get worse....right?
>>743153785B
>>743154390Yeah we should let them wholesale rape our women and commit more atrocities than any other group in all of human history (still ongoing btw).Retard
>>743154106I don't think I've used gdq as background noise and watched so little of the runs ever. Not much made me check the screen. >>743154013You sound weak, anon.
>>743154416I got banned for saying I was jerking off to Anne Hathaway
>>743154510Amazing, right?
IN CASE YOU GUYS ARE WONDERING WHY GDQ IS MAKING A BIG DEAL OUT OF BEING MINNEAPOLIS-BASEDGRANDPOOBEAR HAS BEEN RUNNING CHARITY EVENTS IN MINNEAPOLIS FOR SEVERAL YEARS NOWTHEY ARE TRYING TO DIRECTLY COMPETENOTHING GDQ DOES IS "WHOLESOME"OH WE'RE DOING THIS EVENT THIS WEEK THAT JUST SO HAPPENS TO COINCIDE WITH ANOTHER BIG SPEEDRUN MARATHONSAME SHIT ALL THE TIME
>>743154542anon that's like 4 years from now
Thanks for being with me during this absolute dogshit SGDQ.See y'all in January.
These jerky credits are giving me motion sickness
It's funny when they juxtaposition real work in real environments with their adult children videogame dress up make believe bullshit
k whatever, bring on ASM!
>>743154515It was between Super Mario Maker and RE9, right as soon as the documentary film ended.
No big announcement this year? No Gays Doing Queers? No Blacks in my Ass? No Unequivocally Black and Fags?
SEE YA NEXT YEARYOU FILTHY NIGGERS
>>743154548Israels a criminal state.
>>743154434heh, you can see the faggots trying to rate it SSS
I genuinely hope a lot of you don't come backthe threads suck because you suck
Aside from all the trans bullshit I think what annoys me most about these people is how much they insist on using the most G rated school yard terms to describe things and their emotions.Like that fucking greying tech dude at the end saying "warm fuzzies" who the fuck says that pushing 35
Well, that was fucking awful.See you on next GDQ, bros.
y-you guys will be back for asm, r-right?
>>743154593They're doing all that, they already shilled them enough
>>743154575you said you were going to bed like 2 hours ago
wow that was shit
i don't want to say goodbye to my friends. i barely watched during this gdq and i regret it mostly because i didn't spend time in these threads. i'll see you'll cowards maybe during esa and asm. until then, see you in 2027 my friends <3
>>743154575Goodbye Rosalinafag
>>743154502jesus christ that's nasty
CHART ?!?!?!
>>743154624ill give it a pity bump when it hits page 9
>>743154624I'll be there anon don't worry :)I hope my boy wife makes it as well
Between GDQs and EVOs. Which one has fallen off harder?
>>743154548My woman doesn't live in a shithole, I could give a fuck what they do. If Israel wants to bomb mussies, do it without my tax dollars and the military protection that I pay for.
>>743154624Monday?
so many UNPAID volunteers while the theatre kids rake in huge salaries for 2 weeks work per year
And now that that's over- BACK TO SPEEDSTORM!!! ( We gotta get Top 200 in dat Grand Prix!)
>>743154624yea
Chartfag...to send us off, one final time?
>NOT A SINGLE PURPLE RUN ALL WEEK>NOT>ONEthis was extremely fucking grim. I don't think that's ever happened before?
>go for a piss while they're setting up the blindfolded boss thing>miss ithuh what the fuck
>>743154671>>743154624i'll be there for her
>>743154248I forgot which run, but a few days ago there was one banwave where the thread devolved into JQ shitflinging and a bunch of posts got deleted.
>>743154624Will there be cringe?
>>743154097I can vouch for that anon, there is a large degree of truth to this, you need to be careful who you gift your empathy tot. come from a place that was occupied under Muslim rule
>>743154061>>743154161GDQ and griping about it here are always highlights of my year. It has been a pleasure posting with you anons.
I remember when I felt like shit for around a week after these events because of how much I enjoyed watching it with you frens.Now I don't feel a single thing.
>>743154679remake was awful and is flopping horribly. imagine remaking a movie that is only 10 years old
>>743154624sorry i only watch real events like GDQ
>>743154679>filenameDoes this pic answer your question?
where are the rankings
>>743154651No I said I wasn't watching E33, but I'd try to make it for the finale.
>>743154673Fighting games in general are dying out so EVO is getting rough without as many big draws. If Marvel does well, it might revive it.
>>743154732Tetris - S!
>>743154710Don't respond to him, he didn't post that in good faith.
I cant believe they got Art Garfunkel
>Celebrating our final SGDQYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH IT'S FUCKING DEAD->before GTA6I hate these people so much
>>743154738fair enough, i skipped e33 too
>FINAL SGDQ>BEGORE GTA 6What. Is there gonna be a GTA run next year?
>>743154732Give em a little bit
well glad that's overgoing to go flirt with that fat bitch with 3 kids on WoW
>>743154592https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2816498424?t=15h26m24scool, found ittime to cringe (again)
>>743154454all wife beaters are a tank tops but not all tank tops are wife beaters
>containment unit for gachafags has just expired, againWas fun until it lasted
>>743154690You were pissing for 25 minutes?
Love you faggotsFuck tranniesFuck gazaFuck niggersFuck furries
i love you faggots so much it's unreal
>>743154747I know that's a maleMy brain knows that's a maleBut my bodyMY BODY IS TELLIN ME YEEESSSSSSS
>>743154598Yes and? What they've done is one millionth the size of Islam. Zoroastrianism largely doesn't exist because they're literally STILL oppressed in Iran, with conversion to that faith being punishishable by death legally. The "genocide" in Gaza is a joke compared to the zoroastrian genocide by muslims. Isreal can be criminal all it wants and as long as they're muim they deserve zero sympathy, because they NEVER showed any
>>743154624If there are threads, I suspect it will be an rpg lb situation though and the threads will be too slow to stay up since most of the runs are over an hour
goodnight anons, you guys are fags but i still love you all <3
bg no re
>>743154761I don't think so, they ran out all the GTA runners
Shit I only know Liquid, Werster, and 8bitman for ASM runners, hopefully it is good
DID I MAKE IT IN TIME FOR THE FINALE>hear a single guitar chord>stream cuts>now shows some dumb bitchNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>raids some no-name streamer who has never done a single full speedrun in her lifecool
>>743153814Why do Americans buy bottled water by the pallet?
UPDATE YOUR NEOCITIES, CHARTFAG
>ruins your PB 120 star run by surprising you with a raidnothin personnel, kid
>/v/ at the end of the event
I hope ESA is good next next month. This week was GRIM
>>743154761GTA is rated M, so no.
Bye my friends, even if the event sucked this year, these threads still made it bearable.See you guys at some other events!!!
>>743154817You can't drink tap water in most of America
too many oldfags that understand board culture left, too many non-gamer casual tourists that don't know how to have fun and only come to bitch and moan remain. EU hour threads and ratings were like, well, night and day
remember last time when they raided a prerecorded channel, the dumbfucks
GOODBYE CUTE THREAD <3
bye
>>743154624Hopefully we can keep the threads up for ASM, Dogwater and BSG until ESA
>raided some foid runnerFastest tab close of my LIFE.
Anyone got the chart? I need to see if I missed anything in the am hours, maybe something will make up for this event.
>>743154832Try ASM it seems decent
>>743154813It's over anon, srry....>>743154804Gn <3
>>743154827
i thought id feel sad but i feel free
>>743154781same homo, love these threads and the bozos in it
BYE FAGGOTS
>>743154858you don't look like that
>>743154869I'll check it out. Just hoping threads stay up
>>743154868There's usually an afterparty thread and one the following day, it'll probably be posted there
See you fags later
>>743154781It has been an honor and a privilege to shitpost with you allexcept for >>743137038get bullied nerd
>>743154624threads are too dead for me to have any interest and i need a break after GDQ anyway
>>743154868That Indian cooking RPG game was pretty good.
>>743154781I only come back every year for (you)
>>743154909>>743154909>>743154909Final Lemming
It's a bit blurry I couldn't figure out how to get it better quality
baj baj
>>743154812>Wersterconfirmed cheater btw
Alright back to video games, see you guys in 6 months
So long, gamers!
>>743153785B nothing too stand out for better or worse
byebye friends
>>743153781Holy shit anon lol
>>743154942All you fucking played was FGO, jesus christ dude
>>743154804nigger
>>743153042Are you the umaruposter who got a 500+ post thread this year? :3
>>743154932time to watch the trainwrecks
>>743154932The picrel thickens!
>>743154760woman being proposed to was also the very annoying host for the last two runs btw
I watched some runs alone and was really surprised by how it was rated here. Most notably, I really enjoyed RE9 but it has a low rating.
>>743154687>I don't think that's ever happened before?kill yourselfThis AGDQ didn't have one either if you don't count the fire alarm (which you shouldn't).Also purple is very arbitrary and God only knows what colours the chart that way. Memoirs of Magic got a median of SSS which surely qualifies in spirit; better than any run from AGDQ 2026 at least.
>>743154841you better be at ASM monday retard
Why are all these fucks trying to hype up ASM so much?Australia just has nothing to offer and I'm Australian, I know this. It's just going to be a bunch of ugly destitute losers in their parents houses speedrunning games. Even the Australian trio that ran a game at SGDQ were fucking absymal and awful to watch.Stop hyping up something that's going to be shit.
>>743154624yeah why not
>>743154912Any idea of the name? I do know I missed Ghost n gobbies, so thats one I'll do. >>743154895Guess I'll keep lurking. ESA looks legit, and the threads for this event were fun atleast.
>>743155049they know it's gonna have like 300 viewers max that's why they have to shill it. 'dead' GDQ is still 50x bigger than the next thing.
>>743154624I'll be there
Seeya guys later. These threads were the highlight of the event.
>>743154979and some of you called me crazy to state how gachafaggotry has moved into these threads during the eventWe are literally migging into a BAggot thread for the final thread change this event lmao
>>743154932WTF is Mellty ?!?!
>>743155097ESA was a good alternative before it went to shit.
>>743155091Thirsty SuitorsAmazing run. Lots of fun.
Now what the fuck do we do?
>>743155154The Gamers at least are aesthetically topical unlike the yurishit OP spam
>>743155049these threads always have losers who can't accept that GDQ threads are only good because it's a twice a year thing, so they try to drag it out by pushing these second tier events even though their threads get like 100 replies per day
>>743155005Any runs that go over is going to get a low rating here
>>743155165some vtuber simp tried to get people to updoot his oshi and everybody made fun of him
>>743155193We live.
>>743155175ESA could even handle ONE (singular, uno) 'alleged' sexual assault allegation without collapsing. ESA is a JOKE!
Wake me...when you need me
>>743155217But at least that run was still better than a lot that got rated higher.
>>743154624Hard to get past the third world accent mate
>>743154743>in generalEvo Japan had like the biggest tournament since the SFII days.
Remember a few years ago when everyone denied MSF helping migrant cross into Europe, but now even their promos were saying they help "african migrants move to Europe safely"?
>>743154791Wtf are you talking about Zoroastrianism is still a recognized religion in iran, and no genocide of them actually happened
does anyone have the chart but sorted in order of the grades they got
>>743154657what happened to him?
>>743155146Yup these threads have been carrying GDQ HARD, gonna miss you guys see ya in 6 months!
