GDQ Afterparty/ASM Waiting RoomCurrent Entertainment is Nintendon't No. 9Now: Cosmic Carnage (32X)Next: Die Hard Trilogy - Die Hard 2 (PlayStation)Later: Sherlock Holmes Consulting Detective Vol 1 (DOS)Stream: https://www.twitch.tv/goati_Schedule: https://horaro.net/ndont9/scheduleASM starts on Monday July 13th
>>743184409how big is ASM?
PFFHAHA THIS DOGSHIT DIED SO QUICK THIS YEAR
>>743184905Smaller than ESA, bigger than BSG, it looks like it's growing still. When they show up, you'll hear the crowd and you'll have fun. We get our ample mix of serious and fun runs all the same
>>743184409lol
Here's to better events
Trans roights!
meanwhile there's a bonus Dark Souls stream on gdq's twitch
Doubt the thread will survive till ASM but have a bump
>>743185063for a second I thought his vtuber rig was a sockpuppet of a teddybear, which felt very meta to have a vtuber pretend to be a toyNow I realise with how much he likes fighting games, he's probably just a degenerate. If he shouts out his polycule after his run, it's terminal
IM A HEADBANGA
>>743185268I missed the G1 yesterday forgetting it was in the US. Damn gaijin throwing me off
Miggy
>>743185268A DROPKICK FROM DOWNTOWN
>>743169335 >grandma killed herself after he came out as transThat is sad. Further proof trannies and their cult murders people.
when's plum?
>>743186646qrd?
ASM is 20x worse than GDQ lol
>>743187175Territorial dispute
total number of trans rights for this gdq?
>>743187508Based selling from both
>>743187675You'd genuinely need a team of people working full time to count them during the live stream.
>>743186693August 1st, she and Yuri will do the fusion dance and kamehameha the demolition derby. Don't think of running away from it
Live Fast and Die Hard
>>743184905Chart for this years GDQ? I've missed all these threads.
>>743187930It's also wildly inconsistent to keep track of, since sometimes you might hear it once every other minute, while other times (especially during the night shift hours) you might not hear it much at all, depending on runner and host, or the donations coming in.
>>743188092Imagine a big red wall with two blue dots (Ogre Battle and Snowboard Kids)
>WELCOME
Hit me up with the chart
I usually fall asleep on the second to last run, but this year we had Zelda into Dram (my favorite) into E33.. that was my favorite finale of all time I think.
>>743186646guy on the right got ex communicated earlier this year kek
>>743189063What'd he do?
I didnt watch it this year does someone have the chart with the ratings?
>>743189112accused someone for stalking, cyberbullying & botting and got them banned from src before the speedrun community they're apart of could make a decision (though it was later reversed).Naturally he deleted his doccy and no one backed it up so there's only one from the other side https://docs.google.com/document/d/1pF3MduBN_0vKbNS4kgTtEVVfboKSHeGeAxhE1X8luyI/edit?usp=drivesdk>>743189703chart
we miss meme
>>743190761>some decent runs in between seas of red glad I skipped most of this to play vidya
How long did they stall for the final run this time?
>>743190943>spoilerthat's fucked up man
>>743190829
>>743191198Asians troons living on easy mode. I want to fuck what this man became and I don't say that lightly
Vile tranny festival. Last time I watched a speedrun stream I got raided to a other streamer while I was away for an hour. Came back to the most non-passing bald troon saying they were organising their first gangbang for itself at the next gdq and want a bukkake finish. Never again.
I pretty much skipped all of SGDQ this year to watch the world cup and play video games, any good runs?
>>743191732no
Yeah, this thread is not surviving the night shift.
Why does this italian man hate nintendo
The nintendont thing is chill
>>743191732I had it on in the background all week and didn't pay full attention to a single run. The Mother 1 run was good until the dono faggot started doing his dono faggot voice over everything
>real women playing on the nintendont stream>v silentMakes u think
>>743192496Caesar 3 is kino.
>>743186646>>743187508I fucking love ESA
>>743190761Godless
>>743192582
>>743192582Do esa have many threads?
>GDQ is running a Metal Slug showcase, sponsored by SNK>SNK is owned by Saudi Arabia>chatters having a meltyit's just L after L for GDQ this week
>>743193450Through the entire event for years now
>>743193450Yeah. They're slightly less active than GDQ, especially during non-euro hours but they're active enough to always have a thread up through the whole thing
>>743193450This year's SGDQ threads were pretty dead compared to just 6 months ago. ESA will either surpass it and become the biggest marathon discussed on /v/ or it will follow the trend and be as dead as RTAiJ.
>>743193513>>743193541>>743193589B B BASED
>>743193450Yes, we're slower but we have threads consistently up the entire event with plenty of OC and bants. From the stiffest ESL to the neatest locks in, we enjoy ourselves here
>>743193589funny how we went from expanding to semi-active threads for that flame fatalles gdq spin off event to sgdq being near dead within a year
>>743193589I wish RTA threads weren't so dead. Most anons STILL don't know nip nong, and there's rarely a restream up.
>>743194167that had an Engrish restream last event
>>743187175I'll give the non-joke answer: It was an ongoing thing these two had the whole event where they kept doing staged wrestling moves on each other
>>743194259Was it up for the entire thing? There's usually one up but only for like a couple of days with tons of downtime while the restreamers sleep.
>>743191198Why do "meme" and "richy" look like the same person
>>743193862I guess people just finally had a limit. Or maybe it was an off year. Or maybe USAID was paying shitposters in GDQ, put on your tinfoil hats>>743194167It also hurts that people just don't have much to say and sometimes the events just aren't as exciting. Sometimes there's a great run and I enjoy broadening my nihongo, but it's also becoming progressively more GDQ. The most soulful part remains the intermission
>>743194353I don't remember but I had it open for a good portion of the event
>>743190761What does "biohazard" mean? I scrubbed through the run and it just looked like a bunch of trannies.
>>743194583>but it's also becoming progressively more GDQWon't deny this, but at least they're still doing the runs with just the runner and commentators without annoying hosts and dono comments. All the charity begging adds in between runs do get annoying, I liked it more when it was just red bull and cup noodles.
>>743187508I really hope ESA tones down on all this theater kid bullshit this time.
>>743194926Their stupid theatre segments and gameshows have been well-received, so I can't help but assume they're gonna tone it up.
>>743194926This rocked. You suck and can just watch a playlist of old speedruns if that's all you want
>>743195214I'm there to watch speedruns, not some surrogate friendship simulator.
>guy posting yuri every OP>post my own yuri image>get 3 day banned the last 3 days of the marathonI just wanted to join in the shitposting.
>>743187508>slaps once>guy spasms uncontrollably
>>743195831you just have to believe, princess
>>743190829More like mister meme
>>743195763In that case you would have probably hated the old GDQ that everyone pines for. Speedrun playlists are probably more your speed or speedrunner streams where they're just silently running for hours on end
Is this shit still going? I thought these were just weekend events
>>743193505was wondering why the twitch chat was molasses compared to the 10 times smaller youtube chat full of latinos
>>743196243They're week long events and GDQ is over but the Aussie marathon is starting tomorrow
>>743196076Nope old GDQ was still people playing speedruns and having fun, not doing shitty theater kid crap
>>743196550Guys coming together to have fun sounds like a surrogate friendship simulator to me. They need to tone that down
>>743196550ok then you enjoyed everything about ESA except for maybe two clips
>>743196729>>743196746Just watch random streamers on twitch if you want a friendship surrogate.
>>743184409Aw man this is almost over.Been getting ready for ASM by watching their last eventhttps://www.youtube.com/live/mHngZALDf7k?si=tInxERxYF3FtUCGBMario Kart DS run is super comfy so far. Runner is someone you'd think is a tranny at first glance but the pronouns say he/him so who knows
They partnered with SNK, which is mostly owned by the SAUDIS???! How could my trans rights event do such a thing?What's next? Allowing Harry Potter games???I thought they were ALLIES but they are really just NAZIS.
>>743190761Christ, so that guy was a dick. Shemp and Dylan gave a performative vibe, so it shouldn't surprise me there was drama. It's still sad, though
>>743196778just watch videos if you want pure speedrunning retard
>>743197068No I will watch speedrun events to watch my speedruns
>>743197243*kisses you*
ASM is going to be a trainwreckdrama is going down
>>743197376what happened now
>>743197416They are in Australia.
This game's cool. So it's like if pinball was a more complex game with cool graphics? I'm game>>743197376Deets, anon? You don't have to incriminate yourself but we appreciate context
QRD on the r/speedruns thread?
>>743197450No, Anon, that just means they're up.Drama in Australia is the same as harmony in the rest of the world.
Shouldn't they be happy that the Saudi company is forced to be associated with lgbtq and that they have the opportunity to yell trans rights at a Saudi event? They're basically forcing the Saudis to sponsor a gay event, how is that a bad thing?
>>743197628Some people are really moral about that blood money thing.
>>743197692Which is weird since it's not like they ask for a full background check before accepting donations. From all they know, that funny greetings from Germany donation actually came from a Nazi. Money is money, better that it's being sent to a charity than being used at home to oppress the gays or whatever
>>743196972I'm not so sure about Shemp but Dylan? 110%
>throwaway ball and paddle game from japs>audio from heaven, rocking that yamaha soundchip to the max>hyped american game made to be a killer app>sounds like shit from a fucking butt
What in the Sam Hill is he doing
>>743198652He's playing on a Sega Activator - a gimmicky IR motion controller from the 90s
Did GDQ really stop their Metal Slug runs because of the chat?
>>743198943SHOUT OUTS
>>743198943yeptrannies rejecting money from le ebil saudis is peak performative outrage
>>743198652Nigga is completely winded jesus.
>>743199146kek
>>743198943kek
>>743198943>Due to some comments, we decided to raincheck the rest of the speedrunsFucking retards
why is this thread dead?
>>743199146that is funny lmao
>>743199146What's the difference between the muslims they were cheering and throwing money for in Gaza the other day and the Muslims in Saudi aside from the fact that the Saudis have ownership in SNK?
>>743199146Quick to accept criticism here but A/SGDQ itself can go down the shitter because they don't want to hear it
Does that mean they'll add all SNK, EA and whoever else the saudi's bought games to the banned games list?
Why do they get so mad about the Saudi government but love welcoming unvetted migrants
>>743199146Gdq hates browns? Based?
>>743198870He is living the dreamHe's doing it for the kiddies who never got to do it themselves
>>743199171This is so much more entertaining than I bargained for.
Man, catering to tweeter fags was already retarded, but they really doubled down and started catering to bluesky fags, a site so small that this is the biggest thing happening over there.
>>743192706Theres good games in there too, amazing how shitty they made everything>>743199146KWAB, such performative faggotry. seeing way more mainstream pushback on their bullshit, and these types only know how to quintuple down. agdq 2027 might be moved to a dirt hotel in gaza itself at this rate
>>743184409How about you shut the fuck up.
>>743199338Reddit and Bluesky told them which muslims they are allowed to support
>>743199580It's clear as day they have no idea how to get the normalfag audience back, so they tripled down on catering to fags, thinking they can make a sustainable core audience out of them.
>>743199580Welp now i know why they are hated, fucking absolute retards
>>743199580>>743199617Let them eat themselves, faggots. Shut the fuck up. The more attention you give them the longer it will take for them to die.
>>743199546That was truly inspiring.
I hope and wish trannyism gets declared an illegal cult in my lifetime
i rate this run(eternal champions on sega activator) B for based autism
>>743199803B+ solid gimmick which didn't overstay its welcome
>>743199786LMAO>irregular donatorhahahahaha
Just checked the trend, and all of them have trans flags somewhere in their name.Just what are the odds?
>We are not accepting the money, so fuck the charities
>>743198943GDQ was just playing Metal Slug on their bonus stream just an hour ago. Four of the games. Maybe that's where they designate games they think problematic.
nobody tell the trans people their electronic's components are assembled by 5 yo chinese slaves otherwise they will stop using the internet altogether
>>743200624no that's differentit's differentbecause it is! whataboutism! pick your battles! chud!
>no FUUCKKK AHHHH -just kiddin' bitchkek
>>743200624No one tell them how many of the companies making their favorite games also have Saudi investment, partial Saudi ownership or partnerships with the Saudis for things like the Esports World Cup.
so a japanese company majority owned by saudis giving money to charity is a heckin nono. saudis can keep their money. that'll show em
>>743200624It's fine as long as commies are doing it.
>>743200624It would be a shame if they ever learn about petroleum.
>>743200971They probably know. They just picked their battle. All those companies/events are much bigger than just trannies getting performatively outraged so they'd be ignored if they tried the same shit.GDQ is desperate to keep the trannies around as they're most of their community, so they're the low-hanging fruit.
>>743201176We just need to link Celeste to the Saudis and the event will disintegrate.
>GDQ had to emergency cancel a hotfix where they partnered with SNK, after finding out the Saudi government owns them>Now the leopards on blue sky are eating their facelol
>>743192706I gave up after monday. Lost all momentum.
>>743201759no one on bsky talked about gdq this year. Even the normies didn't gush about it. like the 1st run and the last zelda run where the only amazing ones i saw.
>>743201759Watch, this will get GDQ blacklisted by other gaming companies.>Damn, these people are crazy, don't work with them
>>743200971The reason they pick targets like SNK is because it is an incredibly easy target with a niche fanbase.I costs them nothing because none of them play or like SNK games in the first place and those who (still) do are few and very easy to harass and gang up on. That is basically all there is to it.Anything much more important and they will always switch to vaguecomplaining, vagueposting and rallying cries without ever actually ever doing anything.As silly as it is you could probably say that their ban on Hogwarts Legacy is by far the biggest specific stance they've ever taken or will ever take. And the whole Harry Potter screeching barely registers if you stick to normiespaces.GDQ even still uses le evil Twitter (as do most troons).
oh fugg
>>743202410Fug-ees
>>743202410He sounds black too
>Japanese do better western fantasy than the westHe's one of us!
>>743202410I've had more fun in 20 minutes of this black autist swearing at Capcom games than I did for a week of SGDQ, I'd forgotten what it was like to genuinely enjoy a run
Bloody Roar 2 is not obscure, wtf?
>Give it up for TJDICKS#1>Its some korean autist screaming at the camera about he doesnt speak good english>Waves to the webcam>Goes completely silent without explaining the game or the runabsolute soul
taktaktaktaktkaktaktkaktakktakktktakat
>>743202989SHE'S VERY DIFFICULTHIT BOX VERY SMALL*mumbles in korean*
Holy kek that ring out.
some korean man is biting a girl's face off on stream
So Gado is just Paul Phoenix if he was a lion.
>>743199146New lows every day. In almost all circumstances someone high up would be up everyone's ass for making a kneejerk decision like this but they might legitimately be too far gone.
>>743199146ok but they legitimately are evil
>>743199146What about the charity? I thought getting more money was the nr.1 prio? And how are the saudis more evil than gaza browns?
Absolute Seoul
>I can close? right?What? No comment about how BR2 saved his life?
>>743203601saudis are rich browns and gazans are poor brownsthe poor browns are better than rich browns, morally-speaking, even if they both want to execute fags
>Go and touch my meat
Isn't the "Saudi owner" just a rich prince that likes anime games and bought the company because of that?
>>743203601Saudis are the most evil thing that exists. No, no one is gonna stop playing games from Nintendo, Bandai Namco, Square Enix, Koei Tecmo, Capcom or any other company that has Saudi investment or where the Saudis are the biggest shareholders, or who made deals with the Saudis for things like the EVO fighting game events or EWC. SNK though? We were already not playing their games anyway, might as well lie and say it's for a good cause and then bully events to make them drop SNK support.
>>743196861
>>743199146RESETERA SISTERS, WE DID IT!
>>743186646If this is fake, that was a genuinely good fucking sell.
>>743199146>a few people in their super closed bubble(reddit) complains>they INSTANTLY changes their minds>refuse to do anything about any other complaints that everyone always have for the GDQ eventswoow
>this is how women approach me IRL
>>743204153Everyone is equal. Some people are just more equal than others.
Its always so interesting to me how tge saudi government is bad but Muslims are ok.
>>743204007i still dont know if this is real or an ai shitpost
>>743190761Best run? Worst run? Best trainwreck?
>>743198943what did the chat said?
>>743203731>missed br2Fuck me.
did trannies really confused Saudi Arabia with Iran and Palestine?
>>743199146Based actually. They have a spine and didn't suck saudi dick.Fuck em
Remember to let them know everything you loved about the event!No negative feedback though, that'll make hurt feelings and no one likes hurt feelings!
you know there is some suit wanting TOTAL TRANNIE DEATH after making them loss that arab money
>>743204005Mexican hereSaudis ARE BASEDshut up
>>743199146>free palestine>arab is le evil!WICH ONE IS IT
>>743205830whichever suits me the most whenever i want it is
>>743190761The game lineup is bleh, the one incoming from ESA is so much better.Can't believe AGDQ 2026 is better than this one KWAB.
I'm surprised it took this long for gdq to run into a scandal considering all the batshit insane purity testing those types of people do
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>>743204005>Saudis are the most evil thing that exists.Did I wake up to a world where Israel didn't exist?
>>743187508Kek outlaw mudshow
>>743204002I'm sorry to inform you but that guy is dead. The guy in charge of the throne killed him.
>>743204965Notice how they bitch about religion, but it's always the same tired arguments against Christianity that are countered by reading St. Augustine or Aquinas? Have you noticed that shit? I sure have, after hearing "skydaddy" mentioned for the 500th time. They never ever rally against jews, or muslims, just pissraelis and saudis. Certainly nothing against the hindus or buddhists either. I love how they do that "gays for palestine" shit, when 99% of them couldnt pick an isra*li out from a palestinian cockroach, not realize that palestinians FUCKING HATE LGBT because it's an invention of the great satan, America.
this guy talks like the average 2010 videogame information video, before they became essays
Kyokusagani's cope is so funny.
>>743190761>Fire Alarm IIIwhat a shameI should have watched this live, but I was watching IRL raceism
>>743206646I hear it
>>743201748To trans people (and all progressives), saudi = brown & muslim = good
japanese runner = SSS
>kantto speko enksisso turin to tis gamyDefinitely S+ tier run
>>743207526this shit is cracking me up
what the FUCK was his problem?
>>743199786All the mistakes make me wonder if this troon was typing this out in a blind rage or if he's just regularly illiterate.
>>743200082>no bing bing wahoo is worth the death of so many peopleHow many people does he think will die if GDQ streams somebody playing metal slug games?
lol this japanese guy is a gem, this is what we lost
>>743208517Not a single instance where I’ve seen someone speedrun a game on stream and then think “wow, I’m gonna go buy this game!”
>*sad violin*sank yoooo byebyeeee
what a shitload of fuck
>>743200082Why aren't they upset about all the American games played? Who do they think funds the Saudis
>>743209254From having heard this discussion for a long time due to fighting games, the distinction is that SNK, EWC and EVO are owned by the Saudis. The American government doesn't own any game company or company associated with games that they'd want to boycott. They will selectively ignore the many companies receiving money from Saudi investments, Saudi business deals, or similar things being done by the Chinese government with Tencent for example. It all comes down to boycotting what is easier to boycott in order to virtue signal, and SNK in this case is an easy target.
>>743207934We always knew Goosebert was based
>Nintendon't No. 9what dat
>>7432102433 day marathon where no nintendo games are allowed.
>>743200082>buy metal slug>shoot one of the arab-looking guyskarmic neutrality. it's that easy.
I thought they just cut it off after Metal Slug 4 because Metal Slug 5 is dogshit
>>743212885filtered
heres my page 9 pity bump
Is Werster scheduled to be part of this ASM?
>>743184409Goati is streaming it? Interesting... he was one of the dudes I used to stream with when I started in 2012ish.
>>743215546he's part of the staff innit
>>743215668didnt he unironically cheat a world record
>>743215546https://ausspeedruns.com/ASM2026/scheduleyes
>>743205568I loved every run being boring, low skill and/or not a speedrunI love a member of the GDQ LLC team being on the couch for every single run - no exceptions!I love Saudi Arabia!!!!!
>>743190761The Balatro run was really enjoyable, so I don't have faith on these charts anymore.
>t-thank you for banning me GDQ janny...
>>743219029Man, let it go. Enjoy the ban.
>>743215546>Gee, Billy, how come your mom lets you have TWO Werster speedruns?
Skipped GDQ this year. Are the people that did the comfy FFX run from last year's ASM doing anything this year?
>>743224475Do you remember their tags?
hope he wears this again
>>743229132I have literally died. My last wish is for the GDQ hatemob to murder you
ASM's schedule is fucking kino after kinoI'm legit excited
>>743230714It actually looks REALLY good. I've never watched ASM before, but watched ESA/GDQ for years now, extremely hyped. There's almost nothing I'm not looking forward to in the lineup. The spyro race sounds awesome
>>743199146Lol. Just another performance by the clowns who run gdq
>>743231006>wake up>spyro
>>743231006This will be the first ASM I watch too.GDQ this year left me wanting something better.Nintendon't was a pretty good watch, but there's just something about the live audience that brings it all together.
>>743199146what about the women rights violations by muslims (read palestine)
I thought ASM was gonna start this morning.>>743231562Does it even have a live audience? I don't remember and from seeing the webms posted you could only see the runner and his couch during previous events.
So the event starts in less than 10 hours?
>>743231643it was pretty small venue in the last couple of years but it does have an audience
>>743227059I hope he gets shaved again
>>743231643>Does it even have a live audience?yes, it's live, usually a small room but there's space for audience.the runners are on a stage in front of them
>>743206121when everyone was protesting against israel for palestine, i don't think a single one of those people had a single good thing to say about the house of saud despite technically being politically aligned on the matter
>>743205158Anon do you think that the biggest attention whore in the history of GDQ would agree to have her face covered during a prize segment?
>>743190829>>743191198Is this actually the same person, or is meme really a girl?
>>743232972meme is a bio fem, anons are just trolling
>>743218681You're unironically a faggot and should spend the rest of your days on reddit if you liked that bullshit run
whats ASM
>>743233693Autonomous Sensory Meridian
>>743233693Anal Sex Ministry
>>743227059penis...
>>743233693Autism Syndrome Man
>>743231643It does. Most of the time it will be emptyish but when it's prime time or a guy has something that draws a crowd, you'll know
ASM was the first event I ever did one of these edits for
>>743233693Assembly machine code
>>743233693
>>743231553
>>743236886incoming transparent version. I think it doesn't keep the transparent properties if I copy it from GIMP which sucks but all I need to do is export them before posting
>>743233693AutiSM
>>743236886>>743237057I want tim tams now
>>743235612based
I feel like I'm going crazy, when does ASM start for americans? I have two browsers open and one says it starts at 3:30PM PST and the other says it starts at 7:30PM PST
>>743239001>startSorry sweaty, it was cancelled due to alleged connection with the saudis.
>>743239001same for me (Swede). Not sure if their site is broken or my brain is
>>743239383i guess it's a timezone detection issue, either way the event start time seems to be 8am australia time
>>743239001If you hit the toggle for "show in event time" it says 8AM tuesday morning in the local timezone for me. Untoggle, and it says 6:30PM EDT, which is about seven hours from now.
lmao
>>743239649is this someone we should recognize? im scared
>>743184409When's Werster
only a few more hours until i can bump the thread when something happens
>>743236263this will never not be funnya true representation of Australia
>>743239649it's spreading
>>743232972its the same person, meme is transgender
>>743239750he was the fat guy with the sidecut on the couch during the final fantasy runs, he came out trans last year and has caused a bit of drama among some of the more chuddy aussie speedrunners
>>743241110not the big lad...
>>743241240Yep, he always was a strange one though
>>743241110>and has caused a bit of drama among some of the more chuddy aussie speedrunnershmm.. there was 1 aussie speedrunner that got banned from src semi-recently, I wonder if it's related, probably not
>ASMhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1783958861368218.webm
>>743241849
>Bananza>ape escape>ape escape 2>ape escape 3
>>743241849Kek I love the hellfire and brimstone preachers that the US produces
>>743233693Autism Spectrum Misorder
>>743242072Just the standard Australian morning. They have to fight gorillas to get through a horde of gorillas for their daily commute
How do you do a Donkey Kong run without spike?
>>743242072
>>743242637he'll be on the couch
>>743242637better than ever
>>743244428>we won't take the Saudi's blood money>Thank you Bergstein for sponsoring this marathonMan it's so funny to watch someone having to step on the eggshells they themselves spread all over the floor
>>743244428what about jew money?
>>743239649there's a lot of trannies in asm as welllast time there was a fat tranny who was like "everyone can do this trick" and invited some other tranny form the audience who kept failing the trick
>>743239889Thursday
>>743233076Cry me a river bitch boy. It was a fine run and you can eat my whole dick.
>>743239889>>743247281they're letting Chuds run?
Spike was real for this but he still couldn't name the jewhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zmr6TIR4UmE
>>743244428Guess they've got to cut ties with AMD which was literally plastered on the couch 24/7 last event because of their ties to MAGA
>>743250627>Can't side with AMD because of their ties to MAGA>Can't side with Intel because the government owns a slice of them nowLooking forward to all the computers at the next event running Qualcomm shit. That's probably out too desu.
>>743250627>>743250907And don't forget, AMD is also building shit ton of data centers.
>>743249542Find yourself a girl that smiles as much when she sees you as this guy smiles when playing Xenoblade 3Not even my favorite entry but bless your soul little dude
>>743249542https://youtu.be/W0-IpoyEHkE
>>743218681You don't need to come here for validation, adef
>>743233021>bio fem
>>743187175he said sonic was stronger than goku
>>743217452>CoD: Blops 3 is the final gameA little anti climatic
bump
>>743254489
>3 and a half hours until ASMTime zones are crazy
when dogwater?
>>74325648624th>26th
>>743233693Ausism
This seems... promisinghttps://ausspeedruns.com/ASM2026/schedule
>>743256281
>>743184409Is ASM trooned out and infested with theater kids like GDQ tho? never watched it.
>>743256901australia is pozzed as hell so yeah there's tranners about dunno about theater kids but there's some proper nerds aswell like that girl that ran god of war 2 and drakengard, hopefully she's running some ps2 kino again this year
>>743256901It's about midway between GDQ and ESA levels population wise, no theater kids and trans rights chanting though.
>>743184409I didn't watch SGDQ. AMA
>>743240195I mean, its definitely in a way deserving of praise.>NOBODY in Australia is entering?>Fuck it, I'm entering
>>743256827>will miss the beginning>but probably be there for ape escape 3Guess I'm alright with this
Cardio = doneSpeedrun practiced = practicedDrinks = setOh yeah, it's time for Aussie gaming>>743257257How can I get a sex life active like yours?
>>743258890Post Yumi during
>>743256901There'll be the odd tranny but no TRANS ROOOIGHTS host interruptions, so it's at a tolerable level
how long before the aussie run? i'm shit at time zones
>>7432610652 bongs
>>743261065The website automatically presents it in your timezone ya dingus
>>743261151>>743261156sure thanks, first time i catch this one last year had to work through it. is it any good?
Ive been passing a kidney stone for the last few months lads.... I am in a living hell
>>743262104Remember to hydrate :)
>A COLLECTION OF SHORT VIDEOGAME SPEEDRUNS ALL DONE TO A STRICT PERCUSSION INSTRUMENT ENFORCED TIMER WHERE BRAVE SPEEDRUNNERS TOIL AGAINST GAME PHYSICS, ENEMIES AND THE CONCEPT OF TIME PASSING ITSELF, IN ORDER TO BEAT THEIR GAME IN AS SHORT A TIME AS POSSIBLE, AND THEY MAY NOT GO OVER THE TIME ESTIMATE LEST THEY HEAR A LOUD AND UNFORTUNATE DING AND THEIR RUN IS SADLY CUT SHORT BUT FOR THE BRAVE SPEEDRUNNERS WHO DO BEAT THEIR GAME IN TIME ETERNAL GLORY AWAITS (CLAP NOW) AND NOW STOP CLAPPING BECAUSE IT'S TIME TO HONOUR THE RUNNERS BRAVELY UNDERTAKING SPEED 2 WITH SANDRA BULLOCK WILL NOT BE SHOWN DURING THIS BLOCK THAT IS CALLED THE FIVE OR TEN OR FIFTEEN MINUTE SHOWCASE [LET'S GO FAST!] NOW YOU CAN CLAP FOR REAL OR CAN YOU?finally
Got home just in time. 20 minutes, right?
>>743262386Its too late nigga
Guys.... where stream?
>>743262426>THEY MAY NOT GO OVER THE TIME ESTIMATE LEST THEY HEAR A LOUD AND UNFORTUNATE DING AND THEIR RUN IS SADLY CUT SHORTThis should be implemented in every marathon.
>>743262550>every estimate is now 20 minutes longer than what is usually would be making the schedule even more hellish and filled with non-speedrunning segments to make up for this
>>743262531https://www.twitch.tv/ausspeedrunshttps://www.youtube.com/c/ausspeedruns/live
>>743262842I meant its just a black screen wasnt it supposed to start 20 minutes ago
>>743262756>runs either finish early or finish on time>this is bad for the schedule somehow>not an opportunity for adding bonus runs, or doing catch up/best of segments when there is too much extra time at the end of the dayWho are we even lying to anyway? GDQ fucks the schedule on purpose just to stall for donations and all the other shit that aren't speedruns.
>>743263023says intro speech in 9 minutes for meyou'd think the stream would be up by now though
So is every Metal Slug just gonna be banned from GDQ from now on?
/v/ros I just realized I’ve been looking at the 2025 ASM schedule this whole time. Fuck me
>>743262104Use this pain to fuel yourself
>>743263298
>>743263201Who the fuck cares about GDQ at this point. Bunch of theatre kids and shit runners begging for money.
uh isnt it meant to start now?
THEY'RE LATE, PANIC!
>>743263128so we have to sit through way more non-speedrunning segments as a result. literally every other run will be fucking up the schedule and forcing you to stall no matter what because it will all be finishing earlier than scheduled, a schedule that is supposed to have every minute of 168 hours covered
Is it about to start?
>>743263723>>743263734>>743263745Anons..you're looking at the 2025 schedule. It starts next week...
>australian punctualitythe event starts when it starts, alright?
>>743263793Nah. Schedule says July 13th. Also it's a great schedule, much better than GDQ's was.
Rate the intro by Noops_AU
>>743263793No they're just late, their twitter's last post was 14 hours ago (yesterday in the outback) and said it was tomorrow
Oy cunts! Start the stream ya drongos!
>>743263906SSSH-he was fast
>>743263736Runs being underestimate is always easier to manage than going over.Also don't pretend that the shitty segments that go on forever weren't planned before the event. They literally put them on the schedule beforehand, supposedly to have as a buffer, but as it turns out, theater kid segments have priority over speedruns anyway.
IT'S ON!
>>743263906HH ayai....
Start the speedruns before I piss meself!
kino time
>Already sucking abo's dicks
>>743264065Your chalice, Your Grace
>land acknowledgementOmg you guys weren't kidding. This is an actual thing?! Holy shit...and I thought things were bad here in Europe
They're waiting for me to go to sleep before starting the stream, aren't they
>>743264019none of this changes the fact that the marathon is now going to have way more filler segments because every run was way shorter than estimated. thank you for the suggestion Melo
>>743264210It started on youtubetwitch is for gays apparently
is it youtube only? nothing on twitch on my side
>>743264286Yeah twitch stream isn't up right now.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQR1DrijaqE
>>743264210>>743264286yeah go to youtube
Starting with a suit.. I hate the modern world where everything is so serious.
The stream is up on YouTube but not Twitch.
>>743264286Twitch is sheit anyways
>>743264205Canadians love doing that shit as well
>>743264323yeahserious
kek, fucking Noops.
Bravo aussies
>>743264340it's OUR shit
>>743264323he was a government representative
>>743264340Streamlink is great
>>743264397That's what I mean. I miss when scrawny nerds were doing nerd shit and there was no corporation or government or whatever involvement.
im not watching this shit on youtube. If they dont stream on twitch then i simply wont watch
>70 viewersIts over lads
>no couchholy fuck it just started and it's so over
>>743264518and they're all in this thread
>>743264447Thankfully we still have Dogwater
>>743264447fair
Sup, random anon on Youtube chat
>>743264518I don't think people know it's up, they only link the Twitch stream on their website
>>743264632BRUH
>>743264541are we watching the same stream?
>>743264592>AusSoeedruns also acknowledges the traditional owners of the many lands, waterways and ecosystems on which our viewers from home are joining us.Does this include Europeans?
>>743264592Standard law-enforced babble.
>Can't hear the hostNobody tell 'em.
>Can barely hear the donnationsNice
I wish for a Donkey Kong Country game instead of this sorta open area shit Nintendo is doing now.Donkey Kong did not need voice acting or a story deeper than "These guys stole your bananas, beat the shit out of them"
Soul
Muted host?That's a positive trainwreck
>>743264518it's going to be lower than gdq/esa so that's not surprising, but it would be a bit higher if they would put the twitch stream up considering that's what's embedded on their site which makes no mention of youtube, I only realized it was up because I came to the thread
They got some abos off the street to meet quotas as their tech crew thus the host and the lack of twitch livestream please be patient
>>743264592lmao
>destructible terrain>that fontreminds me, when are we gonna get a new GOOD worms game?
>>743264786>>743264809oh is that what it was? thought she was making some announcement for the people attending.
Anyone happens to know if there's a date setup for the Final Fantasy relay yet?
>>743264592kino image
>>743264905hope they're not rama rama
*blows into mic*
>>743264592are the kuarna the ones that just huff gasoline all day?
>>743264592When did this type of cuckold behavior started? I don't remember hearing anything like this pre-2010's.
>yeah I have time for another donation
>>743264909
>>743265124They were probably forced to say that to use the public venue that happens to be on their land.
Who's the girl?
>>743265201truly the most pozzed land in the world
>>743265204I mean in the game to be clear. Where is Dixie Kong?
Lads the donation page isn't showing any places to write messages. Am I retarded?
>>743265124It doesn't even make sense, are we supposed to pretend like tribals never ever went to war and took land from each other as well? if you gave them back the land are they going to apologize for whatever prehistoric tribe they stole it from? where does it end?
>>743247823You aren't beating the faggot allegationsJust accept that you have the standards of a shit-eater
1 am in EU, aint no way i watch this shit.
>>743190761watched the ghosts n goblins run and it being S tier when its a B tier run with extremely faggy "partners" on top of that shows how laughably bad the runs were this event.
LET'S GO DONKEY KONG
>>743265260click the blue button
>>743199146but theyre still doing that AMD sponsorship though when theyre compromised by saudis, china, jews and promote AI lmao
Time for ASM as a distraction.
Damn, THIS is what tendies have been hyping up all year? This shit is so fucking ass, and Pauline never shuts the fuck up.
>>743199146prefer performative outrage to how easily so many companies are collapsing to the saudis desu
>>743265521>and Pauline never shuts the fuck up.I know this is a trend in modern games but I was hoping Nintendo wouldn't adopt it.
>>743265512distraction from what?
Man, fucking youtube is acting up again.Gonna wait for tomorrow and hope firefox or ublock do their thing and fix this garbage site
was about to say is the donation counter stuck but no it just moved
>>743265582i really hope they come to their senses soon
This guy has the record for this category.
>>743265312Do they even have any evidence that their "ancestors" ever even lived in lands that they are claming as their own?
>>743265780nice
>>743265704works on my machine
>>743265780neat! That a nice change from SGDQ which almost only had literal who's running shit this year
kek based
>>743265780That's why he is doing, instead of saying>Wife's boyfriend commentWe must be better donators.
>wife's boyfriend
>>743257132>like that girl that ran god of war 2 and drakengard, hopefully she's running some ps2 kino again this year>ctrl+f>gala>zero resultssorry anon
cringe
>>743265780That's really cool. I just wish he had someone on the couch so he could lock in a bit more freely
>>743265260>I invited my wife's boyfriend overAttaboy Anon, keep up the good work!
>Actually reading a 'my wife's boyfriend donation'>Actually laughing at itOk I'm loving this event already
>>743265941
>>743265576I don't.Those companies were already owned by jews, and now they got bought by jews who wear different hats. The whole skit only serves to tone down the wokism while have the scapegoat of "being under new (evil sandniggers) management" if they get actual backlash.The performative outrage isn't only fake and gay, but it might actually delay the toning down of retarded wokism.
>>743266002You can downplay them buying shit up and ruining it if you want but they haven't done a single good thing for the industry yet
>>743265521Nintendo has honestly just totally lost me the last years.This should have just been a fucking Wario game and left Donkey Kong as a side scrolling series.
>hosted in adelaidewhy the fuck aren't they hosting it in one of the known australian cities?or are they deliberately avoiding the troon hotspots?
>>743266084>they haven't done a single good thing for the industry yetOf course, they're just jews passing money back and forth with other jews.
>>743265995Fun is allowed, It feels weird.
>>743266103>Collecting Gold>Destroying the environment>Temporary transformationsIt is a Wario game, isn't it?
>twitch stream still isn't live despite being advertised on the front page of their website
>>743265995and an actual runner doing an actual run
>>743266119Nigga, Adelaide is the fifth most populous city in the country, what the fuck do you mean by "known australian cities">IS IT HERE BECAUSE TRANNIESOh, you're one of those retards
>>743266103I wish we would get another Wario World or even Land title, but it feels like they abandoned it for good.
>their website still only shows twitch>their twitch is still offline
>>743266301Wasn't there some leak that implied a new wario game in the works?
>>743266337>>743266252Someone in YouTube chat said they're working on it, but are having some issues.
>>743266337What does the fast food picture have to do with the situation, though?
>>743266440I just like his face in that shot
you can subscribe on twitch, said the youtube stream
>>743266103>Nintendo has honestly just totally lost me the last years.They always had kid friendly franchises that could be enjoyed by all ages, but lately it feels like they are making games exclusively for children. Mario Wonder was almost insulting, couldn't stand playing for long.
The host sounds cute
>>743266289It's 5th out of 7 retard, and those bottom two are the fucking glorified townships of hobart and darwin. It means nothing
>>743266301Wouldn't be surprised if he's just stuck as the funny fart garlic macro game man forever.I don't think I have much faith they'd even make a good Wario Land now.
>>743266518will you be watching their winx club run this event?
>>743258986>How can I get a sex life active like yours?Just be urself around the ladies :)
I hate Pauline's dialogue so much.At least we don't have to hear the especially suggestive remarks she makes at save beds.
>>743266119>known australian citiesI'm american and I know about adelaide
>>743266540And? I don't even know what your retarded ass is saying, are you upset it isn't being hosted in the Sydney Opera House hosted by Crocodile Dundee and Steve Irwin sponsored by Fosters and koalas? What does it matter?
>>743266119I don't know anything about australia besides the emu war, every animal being poisonous and the big flat mountain whose name I don't recall but isn't it the earth's bellybutton?
Never played this game and Pauline seems hated by many Anons itt but her celebration dance is really cute imo
>>743266560i miss near-immortal nasty bastard strongman wario so much
>>743266792>by many Anonsit is just the literal faggot peach poster, no one else cares about mario characters that much
>>743184409isnt that elliot page?
>>743266119I know about adelaide because of an old meme.
>>743266103All nintendo games on switch 2 were so fucking bad bros... Xenoblade Geneses and Fire Emlem FW are gonna be the Sonic 06es of Action RPGs and Strategem RPGs respectively
youtube stream's shitting the bed
>2 fps
Anons we need to raise more for the cure to game cancer!
>>743266103ThisWord of advice to all people thinking of buying Switch 2DontGet a PS5 Way worther of your time.
>Does a speedrun>Is skilful at it>Doesn't open his mouth until he has to>Leaves
>>743266792Many anons hate prerty much all the Switch 2's library. The next Xenoblade is about to be the lolcow of RPGs with only a dedicated shill named Enel gassing it up.
>>743267063>The industry is now forcing me to crowdfund the solution to all their cancerThe things I do for love
The art design of this game looks like a manic episode
>>743267124If Prime 4 wasn't a dud, I imagine some tunes would be different.I'm praying for Fire Emblem to turn it around for me
>>743266601It's a bit late but why not, 4 man race can be fun.
>>743265582Nintendo is basically soon gonna be live service maxxing, prepare it...I hate all New-Tendo games so much... -___->>743267198Thats New-Tendo gaming for ya...
The art design for this game kind of reminds me of adventure island
>>743267224I fear the tendie who waited 8 years for Prime 4
>>743267224Fire Emblem is looking to be full Transgender-BlackLiveaMatter-DEI gaming, sadly... Many anons are seeing it...>>743267084Based Sony-anon!
folks, we got one more GDQ run to judgehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJsIx2DA1rY
>>743267224NTA and I wanna try the Prime series eventually, but I'm pretty sure you can just emulate the Switch 1 version of Prime 4. No need to buy a Switch 2 just for that game.
>>743267292Nintendos got alot more worst games of all time contenders coming down the pipes. Can someone say... Xenoblade Genesis?
>>743266103Serioisly! And Im surprised the Famitsu hugbox hasnt come a-riding in yet!>>743266637Something about her design really seems pedo-coded... It's hella creepy.
any abbo runners?
>>743267124>Xenoblade is about to be the lolcow of RPGsWhat's wrong with the new xenoblade? It looks like a generic jrpg which is exactly what xenoblade is, what do people expect?
>>743267224Switch 2 seems to be flopping hard too. Nintendo's not looking to hot, may file for bankruptcy soon...
>>743267324I'm not subjecting myself to this
Alright dude, this isn't the place for your schizophrenic gimmick
>>743267324>Adef>Improv>Comedy>AGDQ 2026
>>743267572It's censored and woke seems like, just like Fire Emblem, look at the many fans talking about the game for example, trailer flopping hard too, only 500k views on Y.T.
event themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt0NcaxmGHo
>>743267592>>743267582
>>743267638>censored and wokeOkay but what about it is censored?
>>743267572Nta but the game has a really annoying shill named Enel I think??? Anyway he rabidly defends the game whenever someone calls it bland and generic. Made the game a pretty big meme in the /v/ and RPG communities.
so this is the schizophrenic consolewar posting I've heard so much about
>>743267552the event location is very near to abbo day drinking spots so we may see one stumble in soon and call the runner a white mutt
>>743267324>adef & Melo>Improv ComedyCould it get any worse?
Why does this game have gundam sound effects?
>>743267552Beer run maybe?
>>743267709??? No???? It's just a vast majority of anons really falling off of Nintendo. This DK game looks so pedo coded with the Pauling design to...
>>743267324
>>743267770This is a thread for a speedrunning marathon, take this stupid shit somewhere else
>>743267552Running for that petrol
Is it the Switch that constantly drops frames or is it just the stream?
>>743267709Yes. They're desperately trying to forget that Sony is getting hit with multiple lawsuits currently amongst other things. Just ignore them and they'll get bored and go back to making their delusion threads.
>>743267770It feels miscegenation coded too with all the "you're so big and strong. I feel safe with you" lines from the child to a large ape.
>>743267864It's the game, the timer keeps going
>>743267659Kek.Abo kids looking like old fucks is because of petrol sniffing ?
>>743267896Miscegenation and age gap propaganda... This game is giving all of the ick...
>>743267864this game really needs a Switch 3 Pro
Is he wearing a banana cape?
>>743267896Yeah I can tell this game is hella giving WEF MKULTRA brainwashing and I only seen about 30 seconds of game play... gross...
>>743267084i'll get a switch 2 when the next zelda is announcedhopefully it is not barebones openworld slop
>>743267864i think tech crew got hired off of temu and it might be that
>>743268115You mean next new Zelda? Because they announced OoT remake already
>>743267303I'm mostly fine with that because they went to a different continent in their setting, rather than pretending that the European land was always 50% black
Looking into what an abbos was and just found out australians have TV adverts that say you can and should just keep driving if you hit one. is this true or am I getting meme'd?
>>743268174The tech abbos ran out of petrol
>>743268219yeahdon't care for that grezzo slop
>>743268060>>743268002It's nice to hear some agreement on that front.Wasn't such a popular thing to say when the game came out.One of the save state dialogues had Pauline complaining about how warm DK was to sleep next to.It's just so on the nose.It's a shame, because the game is otherwise pretty fun.
>>743268174
>>743267892.......or maybe we think this game and neo-tendo's output is just dogwater??????
God I wish that were me.
That was a good first run, I liked it.>>743268243Sounds like a meme. But they did run adverts trying to convince abbos to stop sleeping on the freeway because so many of them were run over
>>743268174sovl...
>>743268274Worse part is that some ppl defend it saying "Oh, is just fiction, is not real" , despite the fact that there are MANY studies showing that media does influence our perspection of reality!
>>743268268grezzo2 mentioned
So is this modern day DK or Cranky Kong when he was young?
Howdy boys, I mean how ya goin' m8s
Wish I had some snacks. I ran out during SGDQ
guys I think I've gone deaf
abbo escape - no petrol cans bait %
Relay your thoughts on the Bananza run
>>743209451>The American government doesn't own any game companyThe American government doesn't need to own any American company. It has something called taxation, which is superior to ownership as there's no downside risk.
>>743267124oh the schizo is here too
>>743268573C+Game looks ass but the run was really good
>>743268573Only caught the last 15 minutes. Generic 3D platformer type speedrun but the runner was pleasant.
>>743268573A- runner knew game and explained the tech well, but would have benefited from a couch
>>743268538You had almost 48 hours to get more.It's too late now, you won't want to miss one second of these incredible runs.
>>743268637We don't do that here, champ
Fuck did I miss Bananza
>>743268573A+ good run, good commentary, tech issues aren't his fault and he laughed at the wife's boyfriend donation
>>743268480I think Cranky is in the game, so it's modern DK, I don't know if they'll ever explain why Pauline is a child though.>>743268573Was solid, but I don't think the game is that entertaining of a speedrun. Runner and host were likable though.
>>743268675ASM hasn't started yet. just check their twitch.
>>743268674You're not my mom, you can't tell me what to do!
>Twitch stream changed the game being played to Ape Escape but hasn't actually come upSomeone's trying I guess
>>743268654It's nightime here. Anyway I should lose the weight I gained during last week before I allow myself more.
>>743268747I am.Get off your damn computer and clean your room.
>>743268675Tragical. Next thread needs to have the twitch and youtube streams in it because neither are fully reliable right now
>>743268556it's a miracle!
>Some American broad gets on the mic
>>743268792Don't make me get out of bed and pop open her box to make sure her ashes are still in there.
would "game on cancer" give the impression it's rooting for cancer?
>>743268573B+. Banaza is always fun to watch when foids singing isn't involved.
>>743268573A
>>743268573Good run, a shame there wasn't a couch, but the runner wasn't a shitter and the host wasn't trying to butt in at every second for TRANSRIGHTS.Maybe SGDQ is too fresh in my mind and I'm still bitter about it.
>>743267703He's been doing this shit since Xenoblade 2, so a decade. He hates 1 and 3 for some reason
>>743268971They are telling cancer to waste its life on video games so it dies unfulfilled, it's more of a psychological thing
>>743268573B runner seemed decent but they had too many tech issues going on
>>743268573If someone is making a chart, I rate B+. I relayed my thoughts already
When do we need to move to a new thread?
Wait donations go to funding early cancer?
>>743269013It makes me glad that SGDQ is first in the lineup during summer marathon month. It means the shit gets out of the way first and all the marathons after get bumped up perception wise because they're not GDQ. Imagine if we ended with SGDQ.
That letter splash screen to introduce runs is cute
>more couch than the first run
>>743268971Um actually that would be "game on, cancer".
HOLYKEK
Ayyy that production value is true sovl
TECH CREW
>page 9>redWe're getting bumped off before linking the next thread, uh?
>anyone wanna introduce themselves>*loud microphone screech*>okaykino
No wonder there was no couch last run.
>>743268573BNot bad
Ark! My tinnitus.
eeeeeeeeeee
>headset dumped on the floor causing audio issues
is someone baking?
i hope tech crew is volunteering or being paid in exposure
>>743269295I'm hoping someone will bake while doing nothing about it myself.
>>743269391Do it, Anon. I trust.
When I was a kid I always thought that the running animation was too fast for the running speedI still do
>not going for the cool stratfucking pussy
I'll make one if no one else is hold on a second
migrate: >>743269614
>>743267324>skip to random place in the VOD>28:50>Melo full spread "You can run your finger on me!"I'm good
>>743267659holy fuck this is gold
