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>alien game
>alien still has humanoid features and design
>acts more like a human being or animal creature than someone from outer space.
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wort wort wort
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>>743730482
>lust provoking image
>irrelevant time wasting question
SANGHEILI TITIES IN MY FACE NOW
POST BIG SANGHEILI NATURALS
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The aliens can be made fuckable still
Make them with the right textures and cuteness and you will have people who want to fuck em
But there are a lot of other people too insecure about this aspect of how stimuli factors into attraction and how hackable it is. So they have to anthropomorphize the xeno to feel like they're still acceptable to the ingroup. That often backfires due to it coming off as infiltration to our uncanny valley sensitive brains but the beta minded male human still will attempt it all the same.
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>>743730985
finally, an intelligent post on /v/.
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>>743730985
Worhby.
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I've never played no Halo, but seeing these aliens always reminds me of that one animation
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aliens cool
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>>743730482
>than someone from outer space
Ok how does someone from outer space act? You look like some kind of expert. Please state in detail.
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>>743733825
Weeeeee.
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>>743733115
isnt the guy who made this a massive cunt online
he also didnt finish that one kino sangheili buttsex animation and im still upset about it
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video game aliens thread
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>>743734208
No clue, I focus on art not the artist but hope to god his potential cuntiness doesn't affect his future stuff (based on your spoiler it's a futile hope but hey ho)
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aliens from le videogames??? le thread
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>>743730482
Alien girls would never date you, you're all small hairy and dumb. No alien finds y'all attractivę.
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>>743734659
gnomephobic speech detected
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>>743734659
i'm not hairy
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>>743730482
a sangheili is typically as tall as your average residential ceiling (8 feet / 2.4 meters). anon should be navel level please get your giant women right
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>>743734026
would it be sanghussy or sanghellussy
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>>743735201
>average
what's the min/max distribution? maybe she's tall and anon is a manlet.
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>>743734659
>useless height that goes nowhere
>freakishly horrifying faces
>retarded shit-throwing ancestor
>races so inferior that they discriminate against themselves
this is why we need to bring back flamethrowers
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how do you fuck this?
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>>743734659
Ladies love a Dwarf.
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>>743735708
Depends if you want to fuck it alive or not.
Dead is pretty easy: just need to remove the base plate and cut a mouth in.
Alive requires a drone with armored dildo capable of surviving high-heat, high pressure ammonia atmosphere and an eridanian sexdoll with matching sensors, so that you can fuck them over distance.
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videogame gayliens thread
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>>743735924
sounds pretty complicated, I will stick to xenoanimals
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>>743730482
>has sex with human men
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>>743730482
Warframe is going this path and I fucking hate it
>introduce the sentients
>one of the most alien looking enemies in any game
>who fucking knows how they even feed or if they even need to
>fast forward to now
>some of them have very noticably humanoid faces
>also humanoid bodies
>they canonically can piss and shit now (literally)
>they have apparently made their own society in another solar system
>okay makes sense they have been there for thousands of years
>their society is just 50s new york
>straight up just human lives and relationships
Go fuck yourself DE, ruined one of the coolest species in any game ever.
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>>743735708
With my cock, duh
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>>743730482
Friendly reminder that should aliens exist, they would NEVER do it with humans
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>>743740019
Some would, for morbid curiosity alone, just like some humans would. Even if it's just 0.001% of their species that would.
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>>743735708
by melting your dick off
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>>743735924
Technically, don't need it *truly* dead for the first one.
But you'll need to return it to the correct environent so it can begin self-repair, since they do boil alive in earth-pressure
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Big cute alien feet
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It really does bother me how space sci-fi, which is supposed to challenge the norms and anthrocentrism, always ultimately ends up making every single “alien species” basically just a human being with animalistic features and/or discolored skin. Did God just make not just humans but even fucking aliens in His image? Why can’t we have any cool looking aliens that look and function completely unlike humans? In all of Halo, for example, the single only aliens that look ALIEN are the Engineers.
>inb4 whatabout the Lekgolo
Ah, yes, the worm superorganism with either a distinctive humanoid shape or a quadruped walker tank. Clearly a very alien design
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>>743741674
>Why does no one do this???
Because it would be dogshit and everyone knows it
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>>743741674
what do you want then? a jellyfish?
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>>743730482
And how does someone from outer space act?
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>>743740019
I can't fathom something becoming smart enough to be a spacefaring empire without any sort of curiosity. Really it's more likely they reproduce in a wildly different way.
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>>743741674
>why does no one do this?
They do, you just need to stop consuming mainstream slop.
>>743741907
Nah its based and everyone knows it. Aliens are at their coolest when they aren't just gay faggot shit like the Asari.
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>>743741674
Usually you want aliens to appear intelligent or threatening but there is something in our brains that prevents us from seeing things that aren't humanoid as intelligent or really that threatening.
Solution: Never reveal what the aliens look like and only perceive them from their ships and stuff.
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>>743743749
I've always found this really fascinating. Why do we intrinsically look down on others?
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>dude what if snake but lizards coming out of their mouths
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>>743743984
My idea is that it was to compete with other early human species. Another idea I have is that our brain makes us feel superior to other species so that we feel less remorse when killing other animals. We are intelligent enough to feel remorse when killing animals and maybe a superiority complex lets us feel slightly less.
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>>743741674
scifi has always been about modern or past issues that are heavily exaggerated, it's not necessarily about worldbuilding.

the ayys in halo are exaggerated space muslims
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>>743742253
fuckable, biped, big breasted, huge ass
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>>743741674
>supposed to challenge the norms and anthrocentrism
Since when?
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>>743741674
You're asking too much from developers who thought that no one would romance Garrus or Tali.
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>>743743984
On a superficial level you can at least respect a group of people who have similar foundations to you in regards to societal dynamics, morals and emotional stimuli. Like yeah the space elves might hate the space midgets, but at the very least they both acknowledge they don't go around the universe eating people for fun or defecating everywhere or starting wars just to indulge their own backwards sadistic religious beliefs. I'm sure early humans at least even if they clashed with neanderthals or denisovians could see they valued community and family too.
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>>743743479
Ah yes, the famously unpopular asari.
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>>743741674
Carcinisation, but the universe to human form.
Despite being from different solar systems life tends to favor limbs, dexterous hands, and bipedal form.
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>>743745064
>muslims
The hierarchs/prophets are literally space kikes. They even hunch over and have the same dysgenic facial structure and rhetoric. They also don't fight and send others to die for their goals, then judge you when you haven't died hard enough or don't die at all.
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>>743730482
A great summary I read a bit ago is that if you made the alien look like a person, would they still feel alien?
If the answer is yes, it's a good alien
If no it's not a good alien.

Maybe you're story isn't about that, your focus is on something else than realistic or interesting aliens. Maybe it's about wanting to fuck alien women. So coming up with really alien aliens isn't something you care about. That's cool too. Just be honest about it.
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Alright pitch a novel alien design anon
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>>743745629
You already posted one.
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>>743745629
I want to be murdered by her and cum while the light fades from my eyes.
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>>743745629
a cross between a cuttlefish and a goat
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>>743745629
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>>743745903
Cuttlefish you say?
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>>743741674
>Did God just make not just humans but even fucking aliens in His image?
Yes.
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>>743741674
As I tell everyone who asks this:
Play Star Control.
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>>743740019
Humans are very much well equipped to soothe other living creatures. I bet with enough head pats, any alien will eventually fall in love with us
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About the only Asimov book that had aliens in it had a fairly novel design for them. Well, the fourth gender actually was a giant humanoid. There were rational/male, emotional/female, and parental/male gaseous blobs and it was kept a secret from the females that the fourth "gender" of super smart big dudes was created when the blobs joined into a solid form and only the male sentience continued, essentially killing the female.
They could also masturbate by phasing through rocks and shit, but it was socially taboo.
One reason for games always having humanoids is because they're easier to animate.
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>>743745629
This.
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>>743746642
>Today i will remind them.
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>>743741674
Well a creature has to follow some basic physics rules to become a space faring species. Like they definitely need some way to handle tools, I don’t think it’s possible to become an advanced civilization if you can’t use tools. So they need at minimum a way to grip objects efficiently, so they need at least some kind of hand or tentacle.
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>>743730482
scifi is mainly done by liberals and leftists, hence why you don't see actual racialism
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>>743746749
Sillyname? More like stupidname lmao.
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>>743741674
Anyone can come up with a non-humanoid alien's appearance but how do you write an interesting culture for them?
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>>743746945
I could NOT fix her.
But damn if I wouldn't try
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>>743741674
I want an OOPs game
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>>743747004
She was a fake, a fraud, a druggy, ugly, a dyke and her name was really stupid with a mouthful of syllables. There was NOTHING worth saving.
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>>743730482
How the fuck do "things from outer space" act anon
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>>743746642
>>743746749
We were fucking robbed bros, I hate f*nland so much.
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>>743741674
In a visual medium, it’s a pain in the ass to either constantly CG a weird alien or use practical effects for one. Even Farscape, the god emperor of weird alien shit, only made limited use of them.
Likewise in video games, it’s just a pain in the ass to rig them if you have to make an actual model.
In literature, but also in general, there’s the final fact that you just don’t get much out of it unless you’re willing to go all in with their culture, and at that point you could just make one of the rubber forehead aliens have an interesting culture instead and get 90% of the effect.

Plus there’s the simple reality that mankind has looked at the stars and seen hot women to fuck since antiquity, possibly before written word, and who are we to defy our heritage?
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>>743748647
I'm sure our ancestors would be pleased to see us seduce the stars
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>>743749642
i believe it
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>>743745629
Squid on stilts.
5 main legs that splay out then have a 90 degree bend before ending in wide, circular feet, sort of like a flattened piston.
Tentacles coil up in another radial pattern of 5. Each tentacle ends in a gripping set of 3 fingers. Can "taste" the air like snakes.
Flesh has plates beneath the skin, a-la an exoskeleton but not technically exo. Sone plates are more readily made for structural support, but others move (namely head plates). Skin's there to repair the armor and itself.
Eyes are a ring of deep-set, hollow pits just above the legs.
"Head" contains most internal organs. "Breathes", but it's for pumping the necessary fluids for running locomotion in the stilt legs.
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>>743730482
If we ever find life on other planets similar to Earth you can be sure there will be:
(Most likely)
1. Crab
2. Dolphin
3. Humanoid
4. Cat
(Less likely)
Convergent evolution, bitch
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>>743745629
Just a grey, featureless
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>>743747302
sneggs
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What are some cool aliens that you guys like that you just think are cool but you don't want to fuck them?
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>>743741674
blame normies, they look at anything non-human and apparently can't relate so it's automatically shit
as we all know, Cars and Wall-E were terrible movies and no one could relate to anything, at least until in Wall-E humans show up.
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>>743745629
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>>743752970
I think Rocky from Project Hail Mary has completely destroyed that faggoty assumption of "people can't empathize with something that isn't a bipedal human-shaped person". People went fucking crazy for the lithoid spider alien who eat sprinkle dust from its asshole.
People can love anything if its endearing. Its just that the people who own all the companies in charge of creative pursuits are genuine sociopaths who despise anything novel and unorthodox because everything needs board appeal to make the maximum amount of money.
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>>743753520
the actor who puppetted rocky also fucking killed his role
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I like it when aliens are depicted as being genuinely benevolent and friendly.
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>>743753520
Rocky is like a rock dog and not an intelligent species meant to be seen as equal to a human.
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>>743753339
What do they eat?
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>>743754162
Blue oysters
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>>743753812
>didn't watch the movie or read the book
Don't try to join in on the conversation and spout your gay ass opinions if you have no idea what the fuck you're talking about, retarded faggot.
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We love sneks here
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>>743754464
will be viewed as a dog bro sorry to tell you this. like how people like airbud movies
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>>743753520
Next test is romance plot line
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>>743741674
Nature often recreates the same body plans to solve similar problems.

Should aliens exist, them being humanoid is a perfectly reasonable possibility, especially if they come from a similar planet.
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>>743734421
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You need to be careful around aliens.....sometimes they can have a little something extra.
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>>743753520
Pokemon blew that bullshit out of the water 30 years ago. At this point it's just a myth kept alive by cowardice and laziness. We're all just waiting for one director with enough balls to do the HMxMW concept justice.
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>>743757012
Nah Pokemon are almost entirely treated like animal companions, around Lassie tier. The few in between are at best inhuman spirits and gods we're not meant to get too familiar with.
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>>743757391
Are you being obtuse on purpose or are you really this oblivious? Even outside of the pokefucker crowd pokemon have been way beyond "just a pet" since the beginning.
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>>743757541
NTA but pokemon are 100% viewed as pets nigga most of them literally just say their own name
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>>743757391
>>743757778
>I have no idea what I'm talking about but I feel compelled to say something for some inexplicable reason
Fascinating.
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>>743734659

What is this jeetery?
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>>743757809
let me ask then, what makes them different from a pet
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>>743757809
>Don't tell me that you believe [TRUE STATEMENT]? You are so unknowledgable on this, unlike me...
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>>743757871
>accented latin alphabet
>jeet
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>>743757902
Is this a bit? Do you even know what Pokémon are? They're voluntarily partners who are afforded the same rights and protections as humans within that worlds society. They are intelligent and self sufficient living beings with the free will to choose how they want to live and who they want to live with. Wild Pokémon even have their own species specific cultures and tribal identities.
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>>743740019
prove it
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>>743757809
>>743758280
They're eating food out of dog bowls on the floor. Fuck they even eat some Pokemon. And it's just cool. Most Pokemon are just really smart critters and not treated as on the same level as humans
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>>743758280
Sounds like humans allowed them to have the same rights out of compassion and not because they made it that way. Animals can become self sufficient, most are, create their own culture and rituals. Elephants create art, monkeys can wage wars. They are not equal to humans and we do not view them as such
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>>743758135
>confidently make an uninformed statement that's obviously incorrect to anyone with actual knowledge of the subject matter
>receive an incredulous response questioning your motives
Seems pretty straightforward to me
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>>743758531
Pokemon out in the wild aren't subject to human norms, and Pokemon partnered with humans can easily choose how thru want to live
>>743758545
There are any number of Pokémon that could easily pose a threat to humans if not properly respected, just as there are Pokémon who are at risk to being taken advantage of. They're not all the same, but they've always been presented as more than pets and the idea that no one sees them as anything beyond that is silly.
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>>743758910
And when I say a threat to humans, I mean an unstoppable, existential threat, not an elephant trampling a few people, or some monkey's eating some guys face.
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>>743757902
Humans were created by a pokemon, and human civilization exists at the mercy of pokemon.
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>>743741674
>Why not more weird alien?
>No, not like that!
Have you considered that being bipedal and having two arms is generally more efficient for civilization than being a gelatinous blob?
>>743746341
The correct answer. Even the Slylandro answer this complaint. There is only so far you can deviate from terrestrial life before your biological limitations prevent you from going anywhere. Hell, it'd be a miracle if you got past the animal stage of evolution at all. "These look too familiar, waah" give me a break.
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>>743758910
>>743759069
Sure maybe some of super over powered one but most, doubt it. I think to really be considered equal to humans, a species needs to be viewed as potential competition. Something that can beat humans at their own game. Disease can destroy most humans if good enough but they are not considered equal. It would need to be a pokemon that can outdo humans through culture, science, and governance and not just violent domination. Something like winning a game in the civ series
>>743759309
This would be considered a god and gods are not considered equal to humans, they are not seen as relatable because we are not gods
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>>743754286
heh
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>>743758258
Why did you post a picture of your bedroom?
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>>743745629
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>>743759735
Pokémon are presented as more than pets both in the games and in supplementary materials. Most of the people who enjoy Pokémon see them as more than pets and there are countless examples of (platonic) fan made human x Pokémon companionship fantasies across all mediums.
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>>743759382
Niggas will literally look at a species that could not conceivably develop complex tools and say
>Yes this makes complete sense as a design for a spacefaring civilization
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>>743759382
i think theres a natural blueprint for most things. planets and stars are spheres for a reason. you can NEVER say, "ugh i wish we stopped being so sphericocentric about celestial bodies". i think that logically, a successful intelligent species MUST imitate us in some form. they just have to. they must evolve eyes, digits, locomotion, brains. can amorphous blobs exist? sure. can silicone crystal horsemen exist? sure. can they ever reach the stars and become intelligent enough to meet us? FUCK NO.

im not even suggesting humans are the best or anything, but it seems clear that to touch us in space, they must look like us, as this is the natural path life will take to achieve this
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>>743760265
Substantial amounts where we try to make economic trade deals with pokemon? Any where we have to worry about a pokemon having a technological advantage? Any mutual peace treaties over territory between human and pokemon leadership? Maybe a handful of those I imagine. But no where near enough to represent the majority or dare I say 10% of pokemon
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>>743760341
This, but an otherwise biologically limited species entering into a good relationship with a more advanced one and embracing the cultural and environmental changes that come along as a result.
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>>743760342
>ugh i wish we stopped being so sphericocentric about celestial bodies
Lmao
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>>743760997
90%* of pokemon
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>>743760341
>>743760342
Yep. Still, I can get he the idea, I mean you could argue it's scifi and the idea of finding another space faring race before our sun explodes is in of itself farcically unrealistic, but in a setting like Halo, that would be stupid. It might work for something like Futurama, where it's all mostly played for laughs, but that wouldn't fly as well in something trying to be more grounded. Even when the aliens are modeled against anthropocentrism, the way their civilizations work in fiction do tend to just be humans with a twist at their core anyways because we are literally the only civlization that exists that we have to model off of.

Star Control does it very well, there are species that are non humanoid that are still believably capable of tool and environment manipulation.
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>>743760342
Nigger you might have an argument if we went to another planet and met another species. Humans are still failures even if the form factor let it rise above a slime creature.
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>alien humanoid is actually just a plant piloting a mech
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>>743760997
NTA but none of that is needed for humans to relate to Pokémon as individuals. It's all about the partnership they share and what they go through together.
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>>743760997
>>743761148
I think you're losing the plot here.
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>>743745629
>plasma creature that lives on stars
>very strong but needs a suit to survive away from star
>it visits a planet
>goddamn it's dark here
>i'm freezing my ass off
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>>743760341
>>743761103
Idea: alien species biologically incapable of getting through the whole tech tree to get to space faring on its own so took advantage of a more capable species through friendship then wiped them out.
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>>743761590
I mean yeah you can get that feeling with a pet too
>>743761683
To see something as equal to a human it needs to be able to match up to humans in a human way
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>>743761179
halo tackled it a different way. aliens exist and humans found plenty. humans colonized tons of planets and their native fauna. the covenant took a different approach. they found the intelligent shapeless blobs and enslaved them. none of them except for the elites were capable of anything but tribal life.

thats going to be us. space faring aliens are too far away. we'll find the sentient blobs and we'll put them to work
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>>743761752
So the Pakleds?
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>>743761520
>Beta design was a sharkgirl with quad boobs
I hope they manage to find a way to use that scraped design in some future game
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>>743761728
How does it build a spceship and suit to leave the star and visit a planet
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>>743740019
Lies for the weak.
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>>743761752
That would at least be interesting. Especially if they were suffering problems that the friendly species no longer exists
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>>743761932
ehh I was thinking more like their bodies were incapable of doing so. Like a smart jelly fish too weak to pick up a rock but given the machinery to do so from a more physically capable species and then wiping them out
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>>743761752
Very antisemitic
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>>743730482
Because it's what works.
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>>743762067
elites need a jaw rework. it SHOULD be that their bottom and top jaws can split open to consume larger prey, so the teeth make sense and are able to CHEW. instead they have top teeth, and then 4 sets of SIDE teeth and a gaping open bottom hole that would just dry out their mouths
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>>743762067
The fact that there's a group of people so addicted to the idea of being "special" to someone that they'd be cattle to aliens if they called them cute just makes X-COM2 more of a cautionary tale.
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>>743762302
Didn't used to be a problem but the le epic redesign(s) kept making them worse
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>>743734208
Muki isn't a count, he just kind of bipolar schizo with a drug addiction
Even after all these years, he's still got it when it comes to hot art
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>>743762616
considering the elite skull design, i think that WAS supposed to be how it worked. their bottom jaw unhooked like snakes and their top jaw was just a regular jaw that could split open too.

the limited models and animations couldnt accurately represent that and then that translated shitty open mouth designs later down the line
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>>743762352
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>>743762352
The fact is humans are just absolute garbage and people dream about something better
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>>743730985
Are fat sweaty alien tits good for you?
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>>743763028
>humans are just absolute garbage
SUBhumans are absolute garbage and are ruining our planet. theyre al differet species and we're forced to call them man. any aliens we find i guarantee we will be genuinely better and they will just be blue niggers or green jeets
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>>743745629
This is Evolve's only lasting legacy.
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>>743763325
No even your precious "white people" are ugly as fuck and terrible to be around. Humanity is God's greatest failure.
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>>743752753
Stellaris has some for every category. e.g.:
Cool + Fuckable: avian_normal_06
!Cool + Fuckable: mammalian_slender_03
Cool + !Fuckable: lithoid_14
!Cool + !Fuckable: molluscoid_normal_08
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>>743760342
>ugh i wish we stopped being so sphericocentric about celestial bodies
This boils it down nicely while working for both ways
If your setting is one where there's a helix, disc, ring, or other weirdly shaped planet that is fantastical then you can justify having weird giant amoebas and stingrays and shit being post agricultural revolution
But you can't have weird shit like the latter without accepting the former is its equal
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>>743761836
>To see something as equal to a human it needs to be able to match up to humans in a human way
But they can? Pokémon can understand humans, they can communicate and form complex plans. You can hold a conversation with them, you can trust them, you can expect things from them. They can comprehend most anything you can.
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>>743762297
Was he right?
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>>743763839
If this is what the na'vi were supposed to look like then he was right. these creature illicit no sympathy and no one would care if these things were genocided for shiny rocks,
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>>743762957
>tfw no (mandatory) fascist space lizard wife
Life is cruel
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>>743763448
>your precious "white people"
>meaning he does not identify as White
you reveal yourself jeeter. take your human hatred elsewhere and curse your own disgusting ilk for your poor quality of life
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>>743763952
is this supposed to be a jackal? a giant female fat jackal that seemingly doesnt kill and eat humans on sight? what the fuck is this stupid thing supposed to be from?
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>>743764109
I identify as a Zaku and you should go back to /pol/ with the rest of your white fetishists Rodriguez
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>>743764362
Brownsister...
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>>743764183
It's some dudes fatfuck lizard alien girl OC
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>>743761728
don't forget gravity and air? pressure meaning whatever form they're trying to keep together is constantly trying to explode out
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>>743764183
Daxy, explicitly evil imperialists that conquer other species to genocide their women and breed their men
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>>743763952
Its a shame Assignment Risk isn't good
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>>743764183
Daxy, they're basically space vikings who have deluded themselves into believing they're the federation from star trek.
>>743764857
It's.....fine as far as web novels go. Not treat not terrible.
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>>743764797
So they get the men pregnant? Hot
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>>743765292
They modify themselves to be compatible with other species. So they give birth to mostly human kids.
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>>743765384
Oh that's gross
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>>743765384
>They modify themselves to be compatible with other species
Nah, they're just like that
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>>743762957
>ywn be forced to huff the citrus straight from the source.
This is indeed a cruel universe.
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be honest /v/, would you?
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>>743764857
Its a classic case of good ideas brought down by wonky writing. I will give it props for making the daxy into a fairly nuanced race dispite their reputation.
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>>743764797
>>743765284
so they ARE jackals straight from the covenant just with a different name.
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>>743766148
They're not sulking pirates they're conquers convinced they're the saviors of the galaxy who know better than everyone else.
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do you gay niggers remember that werewolf zombie looking into a door? apparently its a fursuit called brainz or something. it also got called mal0 in that gay scp shit.

anyway i want that thing with her fat heavy furry tits fucking my ass hard with her big red futa wolf cock
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>>743766148
Kigyar are money focused mercs that don't care about anything that isn't a paycheck
These other things fly across the stars for dick

Very different
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>>743730482
Not an issue in project Nortubel
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>>743766446
>they're conquers convinced they're the saviors of the galaxy
yes, the covenant. you are EXACTLY describing the covenant
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>>743765750
I've had some success in desensitization of my arachnophobia by forcing myself to watch pet spider videos over the last few years.
But for the moment, no, I honestly would not.
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>>743766596
Anon its a common trope
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>>743765750
Depends how good her voice is
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>>743766596
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>>743766801
sure but the context matters. i saw space raptors and asked if theyre halo jackals, and the replies were
>no they are not halo jackals, they are halo jackals in everything but name
and then THAT was followed up with
>um theyre not the covenant, theyre the covenant in everything but name
im just responding to that. if you say "um the sky isnt blue, its aquamarine", im going to say its still just fucking blue because your statement added absolutely nothing nor disproved my initial claim the sky was blue
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>>743767162
You can't read
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>>743767463
nigga one if you fucking retards said the covenant were space pirates and then went on to describe exactly the covenant when describing the alien organization. not my fucking fault. literally any of you couldve said, "its not but its very similar except these ones rape people". instead i got a bunch of "its not that at all, its this, which is exactly what you said in the first place but im acting like its not"
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>>743767745
This better be bait
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Humans but with wacky alien bullshit suck because....they just do!
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Recommend some alien games that are worth playing
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>>743768542
V3
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>>743768494
imagine being THIS insistent on not dropping it and continuing to shitpost. did you forget the point of the fucking thread? nobody gives a shit about your faggot rape aliens (that birth humans fyi, BORING)
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>>743765384
No, they give birth to human boys and daxy girls (based)
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>>743768512
i love the endless space games
anyone know how endless legend 2 is shaping up? any hope for ES3?
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>>>/trash/
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>>743756203
Oh no, haha. I hope that she doesn’t try to probe me or anything.
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>>743768698
>noooo you can't call me a retard for intentionally misunderstanding everything you're saying, you're just baiting!
Jackals are 6 foot tall, lanky space pirates with a lust for money
Daxy are 8 foot tall, fat fuck rapists who can cross breed with every species and a religious imperative they believe justifies it
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>>743771112
i got your giant fucking rapist right here faggot
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>>743771317
Anon, why do you have gay porn saved to yoir computer?
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>>743769725
your janny application got denied huh lol
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>>743768698
Why does he looks scared? Is he gay?
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>>743771317
Would
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>>743771387
just posting aliens
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>>743771489
He's not scared it's just his that her hyperevolved alien pussy's mindbogglingly good his feeble ape brain is short circuiting
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>>743771317
Hot
>>743771682
Disgusting
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>>743771489
he's just been raped a lot
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>>743771489
He nutted but she still riding.
Not even joking, the man was plagued by bobcut alien chicks that wanted his babies
The investigators never questioned the Vietnamese Nail Salon down the road full of suspiciously pregnant workers
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>>743771889
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>>743771889
>>743771860
>>743768698
Make this VN
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>>743772413
cute
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>ywn
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>>743773180
finally someone else found his art. this guy is nuts and he has a literal million of these
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>>743773180
>No ayylmao wife and kids
I don't think I'm asking for too much here.
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>>743773180
This would be a much better deal without the weird Mantis Man cuck shit.
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>>743773445
should be mantis man husband
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>>743771317
>Brownoid retard acts a fool
>Starts shrieking and posting gay porn as soon as he's called out
Yeah I bet you hate humanity, fag. You're an example of the worst of it
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>>743773985
swing and a miss retard. how the fuck are you attributing the jeeter to me? how does a picture of a big crocodile alien's big cock bulge make you think i'm that sad little faggot?



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