Ho Lee Fuck....
I'm white so I've never even seen a sega saturn.
>>743843593I remember being excited for the Saturn core, then it came out and I realized that I hate Saturn games...
>>743843593It's always been goodI remember playing the saturn version of disc world back in like 2006 on my old crappy computer just fine but to be fair disc world is mainly a 2D game so maybe those were fine & 3D ones weren't, but it was the only game I played on the emulator.
>>743843593>>743845049what did the saturn have that the genesis and dreamcast didn't?
>>743844736Must have had a shit childhood then. Hope you have better luck next life.
Saturn emu needs a homebrew and hacks now, give me mechwarrior 2 with all missing mechs.
>>743845495shining force 3 trilogy and holy ark are pretty cool, a lot better than the genesis shinings imoi also like burning rangers and sakura wars
>>743845495Albert Odyssey is omega giga kino
>>743844736That means you are american, and thus weren't white to begin with.
>>743843593It can play all ten games? wow
>>743843593>FPGA is now emulationuuuuh mistershill bros???
>>743846282It's hardware emulation/recreation, way different than shitty software emulation
>>743845783Joe from Game Sack said it sucks so I lost all interest.
>>743846370Software emulation is a million times better and costs nothing. Mister is a scam.
>>743843593>according to one of the people who works on itnothingburger
>>743845783Is there a translation that isnt completely fucked by trannies trying to be funny?
>>743846376It's a pretty generic jrpg aside from having a shit localization with dated pop references. Amazing art style though.
>>743846564Dont forget the trannylators deliberately going into the games files to change shit and add random mechanics just because. You have to download a specific non fucked patched version. Also the translation is awfule because the trannies just watched ghosts stories dub and thought it was the funniest shit ever
>>743846720Oh yes, I forgot they liked to rebalance their games because they thought they knew better than the original devs and actually completely broke one of their releases.
>>743846376>listening to faggot grifter loserslmao>>743846534The game released in the west back in the day, I still have my original copy from when I was a child.
>>743846872The shit theyd pull was far beyond "rebalancing." And theyd specifically target obscure japanese games no one cared about because they like that their awful version are the only eay to play said games. Its probably they only form of control they have in their shitty lives
>>743845783Albert Odyssey is a stupid name.
Great now I can play Nights into Dreams fucking finallyWait I don't want to play Nights into Dreams
>>743847092sybau
>>743844736I'm also trans btw
>>743844736I'm pale white and owned every console growing up because my family is rich.
>>743847373I own every kind of a classic car 'cause I'm rich, right? I have doubles of the cars. Some of 'em. That way I know I have a pristine one in storage. Then I can drive it, it gets scratched, I don't care.
>>743847058>Its probably they only form of control they have in their shitty livesJealous much?You have never translated a game and never will. Heck, you have never created _anything_ that has been appreciated by people that don't already know you personally
>>743847373Based 3DO and Jaguar owner
this thread is giving me dread, jesus christ fuck off back to hell sega niggers
>>743847481Nta, but I never had a CDI. It's so sad, maybe I could have played the Zelda games before they were a meme
>>743847373>get your kid every single console cause you can afford it>kid grows up pasty white from never being out in the sun
>>743847594funny enough, hotel mario got ok-to-decent reviews at the time, experiencing them when they was new was probably just more bizarre than anything though
>>743847524Worlds most secure nintendi
>>743843593wouldnt it be cheaper to just buy an actual saturn
Isnt the console port of warcraft 2 for saturn as the og tomb raider release on saturn better than the ps1 release?Bonus for most of the japanese exclusive stuff like the nge games.
>>743843593Anyone remember when that one faggot tried shilling the SiSTer for like months on end and just ragequitted when nobody cared>shill? how can i be a shill when it's free :)>oh well the fpga boards aren't free, you have to buy them, conveniently from this specific websitethen it became>your brown if you don't buy this i am having a FUCKING BLAST playing accurate sega saturn emulation
>>743848418No, this can do everything up to and including 5th gen perfectly accurate with zero video or audio latency and flawless lagless play on any display whether 4k or CRT for under $200
>>743847710s-s-shut up....at least my skin looks pristine for my age my friends joke about me being a vampire while they're all wrinkly now
>>743846564>>743846720I don't mind this kind of stuff, same with earthbound dialogue.Now U.S 7th Saga....imagine buying that as a child.
>>743847373>i sucked every cock because i'm gay
>wouldnt it be cheaper to just buy an actual saturn>>743848713>No>under $200https://www.ebay.com/itm/307079359680Duurrr hurrr
>>7438490277th saga punishes you for free>>743849269Normalfags ruins everything again
>>743849113bara anon get out of here this is a thread for video games!
>>743845495Good RPGsArcade perfect portsBest 2D games compared to the PS1
>>743844736Same. I'm in Western Europe and had the PS1 and N64 in that gen and I never even heard of the Saturn until like the 2010s. I thought Sega went from the Megadrive to the Dreamcast.
>>743847373shalom shlomo!
>>743843593>SATURN EMULATION IS FINALLY PERFECTOnly took 30 years.
>>743843593Wow! Now I can finally play... uhhh... and um... uhh...Waste of development time. N64 emulation is still dogshit and has way more games than the fucking Saturn.
>>743845495Square polygons.
>>743848713>under $200lol noa kit costs $150-200 and that doesn't include the actual FPGA board, just the IO board, casing, RAM and the rest. The FPGA alone will cost you over 200.
>>743846376>Being mid = badHoly ESLJust watched that vid and he concluded the game was mediocre, just short of being good because it had slow battles and being a bit too easy. It's Shining Wisdom that he claimed it sucks.
American and European Saturn was dogshit. With how badly stripped down the non-Japanese library was, that's an important distinction. You don't have nostalgia for western Saturn. You have yearning for Japanese Saturn.
>>743850424exactly lol
>>743854429>You don't have nostalgia for panzer dragoon saga, dragonforce and SF3Probably the most zoomtastic post of the year so far and a serious contender for the yearly award.
>>743843593I thought Mednafen was good enough besides this being physical what makes it better than that?
>>743843593Ahhh the Sega Saturn! Such a great console with great games such as Tranny Clown, shitty JRPG that only 30 people in Japan played, and 30 below-mediocre 3D shmups with anime girls
>>743849531this desu
>>743845495>what did the saturn have that the genesis and dreamcast didn't?Enemy Zero
big day for uncs
>>743854838Nigger, basically nobody outside Japan had a Saturn. Never mind Saga.
>>743855162You forgot the Soundgarden advertisement and the sexy puzzle game with the Egyptian loli and one or two bombermans , and powerslave i guess(idk what else is on there)
>>743855496I have owned two different copies of saga and have a saturn a few feet from me.
>>743843593GEE MISTER
>>743847473>Heck, you have never created _anything_ that has been appreciated by people that don't already know you personallyThis only applies to trannylators lol.
BEST VERSION OF MEGA MAN 8, HERE I COME
>>743843593Nobody interested in pixelslop
>>743845539did the Saturn version not have the tarantula and elemental, like the PS1 version?
>>743852117I traded in my copy of beyond the beyond for shining wisdom when I was a kid
>>743854968It's not, there's still things that needs to be improved, but the tranny (who's a SELLOUT btw) that maintains Mednafen seems to vanished off the face of the earth.
>>743855282there's a pc port for that game
>>743843593>Chinese steal everything>they won't steal this and reverse engineer itso basically its a scam?
>>743855976A shame , oh well at least there's this thingamajigger to replace it , well I should test it someday to see the difference
>>743855979>there's a pc port for that gamei totally forgot about that. i wonder whats easier to play nowadays. the port or the saturn version emulated.
>>743846940>grifterLearn what words mean
>>743856056taiwan is the same as china, they already make this shit
>>743855793There's mostly early polygonslop, zoomie.
>>743845495>Guardian Heroes>Burning RangersThat's two off the top of my head
>my Saturn battery has been dead for ages >no audio or video anymore despite turning on>even the Satiator LED lights up if I leave it inMaybe it's finally time to get into this shit
>>743857012Bro you've been warned nearly 10 years ago that Saturn's disk drives are dying. Should really get into modding them.
>>743855602>sexy puzzle game with the Egyptian loliI wasn't aware Cleopatra's Fortune appeared on the Saturn, it had an English PS1 bargain bin release, and the Saturn didn't really make straight to bargain bin releases
>>743847373Shalom!
What do they do during the tests
>>743860848they test the cores fragility, sexually
