>Walks into room>Drops a bunch of live grenades>Leaves>"I don't wanna start anything..."
julian acting like a tough guy in the recent clip was the funniest shit ever
JOOOOLIAN
OneyPlays eceleb drama fine but deltarune 1 day after an update no no no you can't talk about that janny doesn't like that game
>>743853152Chris I know you're shitting on the toilet making these threads. I want you to know you'll never escape Oneyplays, it's all you'll be known for
someone spoonfeed me the the last few months of drama on this faggot, I'm out of the loop and don't even know where to go to lurk
The most neurotic freak on the internet.
>>743853401Seethe harder
>Farts loudly in a tuba>Leaves
>faggot shitwhen's bowlbo
dingdong reviews undertale
>>743853401go talk about your pedophile groomer game on discord you whiny little faggot
>when you yummying down on that red cabbage sloppy style and he hits you with that over the blu steel smirk with a goated ass clap and when that musk hits, you can't just help but blow that goo trumpet
>>743853461Dingdong vagueposts about things that probably didn't happen for hours at a time (He really doesn't like drama). Everything and everyone is out to get him apparently (Please donate). There you go.
>>743853401This website always had parasocial retards in it.>Fixation on Chris Chan>Fixation on Boxxy.>Fixation on some guy who allegedly killed himself over a stolen iPod (or molestation)
>>743853535Stopped reading at the first letter when it was uncapitalized.
I just got on SSRI's about 2 months ago after my mental health spiraled as a result from a chain reaction started by my drug induced episode of psychosisSeeing people like him be so neurotic scares me and makes me reconsider if I should even be on this
>>743853152Does he actually think we care that he's a furry into tuba vore? I loved him regardless before he started losing his mind. Cory is into worse shit. Hell, most of us are into worse shit.
>>743853323>money doesn't matter, Elon Musk has money and he's a terrible person>btw please donate to the steam so our game can be released in the next decade
>>743853617Please sub to the patreon. Trigger treat- I mean Tough Bippy- I mean Untitled Pirate Game is coming out soon!
>>743853461>Vague post shit on oney and Zach as ebil chuddy dog whistlers >Someone clipped and posted it on YouTube>"NOOOO THAT UNEDITED 45 MINUTE CLIP OF ME TALKING IS OUT OF CONTEXT!">streamed for 20 hours straight looping the same vague post over and over>chris is a smelly farty boy>started reading his kiwifarms thread and both chats started essentially playing telephone with each other. Basically what you'd expect for a jilted ex gay lover.
sharty police report when?
>>743853498>>743853569Incredible how a janny can blatantly abuse his power, and instead of the entire userbase coming together to call him out they actually side with him because the subject matter just so happens to be a game they don't like. 4cuck is an apt name for the current state of the site.
>>743853521It'll be out when it's out.
Stop making these threads chris
>>743853665>Fixation on some guy who allegedly killed himself over a stolen Ipod.He has an name.
I miss talking about video games
>>743853470>>743853504>>743853606>>743853727this whole tuba thing is another great example of the Streisand effect, no one wouldve noticed if he didn't start ranting about it years later
>>743853761Oh and sharty boys showed up with guns yelling sleepy cabin won, he believes this because one guy from the sharty claims to have seen a stream of it. Also mac and cheese is a suicide threat
>>743853761As someone who interacted a ton online with the actual alt-right circa 2016-19 it's pretty clear that Chris and Zach are not alt-right lol. Yeah they've both expressed some chuddy opinions here and there (Zach even getting great replacement-curious at one point) but Chris hangs out with Gooseworx and Zach has made fun of Alex Jones and Richard Spencer on the channel. Also I'm pretty sure Lyle is like an actual leftist.
>>743853901he was open about it
>>743853898Same
I think he does all this revisionist shit because he knows his life was 1000x better back then but he's too arrogant to admit it so he desperately tries to convince himself and others but mostly himself that he didn't make a terrible mistake. If he truly hated it he would be trying to put it behind him but he just. can't. stop. thinking about it.
>>743853965theyre likely like 99% of people where they largely dont agree with pc culture overcorrection but also don't think theyre racially superior and need to exist in an ethnostate. most people have fairly nuanced opinions and stuff
>>743853498>>743853569Deal with it.
It's weird how him and Rockcock64 both got trolls remorse after this GDQ. Rockcock had the Simpsons tranny tweet.
>>743853965Yeah, anyone with a pulse can see they're very much center-left/right types who just like shitposting about the world at large.
>>743853893>Helps create one of the best memes in existenceHe was an hero, I just couldn't see it...
tomar what would you do if a little goblin squeezed your cock just a little bit harder every time you made a post on /v/it's like a sexy female hentai goblin BUT after a while she will absolutely cause irreversible damage to your penis
>>743853470He fetish mined his (likely teenage!) fans into drawing pics of his OC kissing that fat diginigga btw. "haha would it be so funny and ironic"He also did 2 game jams themed around Bubba, a game where you're a fat guy that farts and shits everywhere. "haha isnt this old game so weird"
>>743854080Considering you're in the oneyplays drama thread and I'm not in the deltarune thread it sounds like you're the one dealing with it.
Zoomies are fucking retards and subhumans for watching these fags
>>743853913>>743853798>>743853761>ShartyWhen will these cringe tumblr feminist + /pol/ chud bastard spawn unironically fuck off?
>>743854138Why did the cap turn out so dark LMFAO
If I could turn back time...
>>743854153DeltaGODs are not limited by thread subject. We can go wherever we please. Especially off-topic eceleb drama threads.
>>743854132gee I dunno... I guess I'd call a doctor or something
This e-celeb stuff is fag shit. How about instead of DingDong, we post Bong Bong? It's vidya. And it is cute and sexy.
>>743853152>leaves tonyplays because don’t wanna be known as only a tuber>still only streams and whines about drama all day>for a fraction of the gain compared to just staying with bronyplayswhat a genius
>>743853401This but Fire Emblem. We just got a legit newsdrop and they're still shoah'ing threads on sight lmao.
>>743853152>These two fat/poop fetishists are receiving thousands of dollars a month to make "games" that have never even gotten to the alpha stage because they used to be funny on an internet seriesHate Arin with all my heart but knowing he's living their dream and they're still sneeding over it to this day will never not be funny
>>743854208Based
>>743853798>>743853913 the shooting falseflagger was literally named "NosbocTALKS" but DD is so out of touch he didn't even recognize it's just "Cobson" backwardsthey'll never actually raid until he directly provokes them like TCRF did , but everyone already knows his current address so it's probably been 'zaproofed
>>743854308sharty raided TCRF irl or the site?
>>743854247They are doing it with Fire Emblem too? i wouldn't expect them to do that since it's a nintendo game
>>743854098The rest of the best gamers were smart for simply getting off the internet.
>off topic shit posting threadsomeone post sexy elves please
>>743853863It says it all really.How long do you think /v/ has left? it's already a dying wasteland
I miss being a dumb 16-year-old drawing art and listening to their Kingdom Hearts videos and now that was almost 10 years ago. Crazy to think that soon my 6 year old self will be closer to that time than it is to now
>>743854098If you ever watched any of the best gamers streams none of this is a surprise. They were the most miserable curmudgeonly people, it was almost sad to watch. It makes /v/ look like a festival of happiness and positivity. There was one where zach hadel was coming on later and the buildup was dingdong shit talking him and his fans the whole time. And I get if the fans were being annoying, but he was shittalking zach himself too like what kek
WHEREISZACHCHRIS
>>743854080>>743854208>>743854295https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlFnfEWZCtQ
>>743854403/v/'s been dying for like 15 years.
>>743854418>26yr thinking he is an adultYou're still a little baby pissing and shitting his pants
>>743854449And the userbase keeps getting lower. So i ask again, how long do you think it has?
>>743854208>We can go wherever we please
>>743854098https://x.com/HamburglarCuz/status/2080032394338316515ohnonononono wanwanbros what is thiiiiiiiis???
>>743853152f-funny scream...The DD & Julian days of Oneyplays unironically got me through some really difficult shit and it genuinely feels awful to see those two like this now. DD if you're reading this thread, just know it wasn't in vain at all and I still appreciate the laughs even if you guys hated it.
>>743854493Ban anyone under 30Ban all schizo and ritual postersBan gacharetardsthere i fixed /v/
>>743854493Probably 15 moire years.Then 15 more after that, and 15 more after that.
>>743854437i listen to this at the gym while pushing my body's muscles to their limit and i'm a hairy ugly bulky mf, nobody expects a thing
Were the voice recordings of him whining about Dustborn real? If so, Jesus, how could a man sink to such a level after being on OneyPlays for so long and understanding the difference between people being reasonable and criticizing overtly political games disguised as games when they are just propaganda, whether it is for one side or the other? Like holy fuck, him saying "during the inauguration of Trump" was some cringey fucking shit. Ugh. Like any of their audience gives a fuck and like if any of them are going to actually do something to warrant that reaction from him. People liked when he came back for YIIK and it was soulful and funny. How the fuck are they this insane?
I think the biggest redflag of all these patreon dependent devs/streamers is they have constant stories of doordashing and eating out. You know LA already cost an arm and a leg and these mfers are making zero effort to live efficiently.
>>743854208>>743854437>>743854502https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z01Tsgwe2dQ
>>743854534Anon i admire your optimism but you gotta look at things the way they are
>>743854610I don't know how people do that shit. Morons. I feel like a super fat ass after I eat out like more than 3-4 times a week.
>>743854547Brother i am 6'6" obese ugly bastard who only trains for strength and only fucks black women and i listen to the same shit at the gym
>>743854673KINO
>>743854547based
>>743854098
the only good oneyplays members are zach cory dave and lyle
>>743854681Is the starting point 2024 cause that's the year you joined?
>>743854342They sent pizzas to all the site staff
>>743854343In some fairness, /vfeg/ has been an issue for a couple years. But going on delete sprees for a major Ninty game coming out in under two months is just retarded.
>>743854396Ok
>>743854247Jannies hate fire emblem too? for how big of a franchise that is that's retarded
>>743854603He jerks off to tuba frogs and thinks he’s better than any one else on earth.>OMG HE USED 4CHANyou jerk off to tubas you weird fag lol
>>743854547Heh....Me?The new MLP G6 song.
>>743853913lmao i love them sharty niggas. closest thing to /b/ left on the clearnet. too bad they're such moralfags, still funny though.
>>743854780more please friend, other elf threads get the schizo shitposting and having a meltdown
>>743854393he won
>>743854818
>>743854474No I'm a grown man see this this is alcohol for adults!!!!
>>743854748chris is way better than fucking lyle
>>743854396>sexy elvesonly elves I have are non-vidya related
>>743854547>i'm ugly and listen to video game musici think everyone would expect that
>>743854748Lyle only tells Jokes™ now. Old lyle could actually joke around without it being forced and awkward
>>743854208>>743854437>>743854673Remember that time Gerson singlehandedly deleted a bara thread? he's THAT powerfulhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBdLO8u-0L8
>>743853323Got it?
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