Why is Malon remembered so fondly? She has maybe 15 lines of generic dialogue in the entire game?Navi, Saria, Ruto, and Zelda are way more important.
>>744206865>hair more wiggly than earsMeh.
>>744206865>zelda cucks STILL raiding the tails of koizumi games>can't accept their shit franchises is already dead in the hands of the homosexual twink lover numanumagrim
We have a dedicated schizo on this board who is constantly spamming threads of her and flooding all the other Zelda girl threads with her. So she's popular" insofar as one fucking annoying cunt won't shut the fuck up about her.
>>744206865>Zelda: The princess>Ruto: Fish, also a princess>That Gerudo lady: is a Gerudo lady>Saria: is permanently a kid>Navi: is annoying, tiny and may not have a vagina>Great Fairy: way too big>Shiek: that's gay dude>Impa: too oldMalon: the only actual normal girl who expresses interest in Link
Malink is cute and canon.
I want to drink breast milk so badly.
>LOOK MOM LOOK I'M DUMPING SOFTCORE PORN ON A BLUE BOARDwhat is the appeal
>>744206865She's the first Hylian friend Link makes, even giving him a cute nicknameLon Lon Ranch is one of the coziest places in the gameShe has fun, caring, hardworking personality You get to know her family more than other girls, gives you a sense of her lifeLovely voice, in a game where music plays such an important role, she is the primary singer (most everyone else uses instruments)Beautiful redhead once she grows upHer not being a Sage sometime I think works better to her advantage than her detriment.
>>744207816>SOFTCORE PORN ON A BLUE BOARD>posting pretty women is "softcare porn"Are you retarded or just a coombrain?
How can a random assortment of pixels trick your brain into something that is so attractive?
>>744207802same, fellow milkGOD
>>744207816
>>744208128before or after mind raped by aliens?
>>744206865The animation where she rewards Link in the back of the wagon is peak.
>>744208183>this is realHow was this allowed in an E for Everyone rated game?
>>744208294because Every normal male loves boobs, no matter the age.>b-butFaggot.
>>744208351you didn't answer the question. how was this allowed?
>>744206865You're gonna get banned reposting this every day and self bumping it 100s of times
>>744206865Pornography.
>>744208183Which one? I can think of at least 2 with that premise.
>>744208398Why wouldn't it be?
>>744206865>Navi, Saria, Ruto, and Zelda are way more importantnot as fuckable as a redhead farm girl
>>744206865Malon gives you a horse which is the coolest thing in the gameZelda and Saria just give you ocarinas
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/147750352
>>744208398Because the world was less cucked on certain subjects back in the day.
>>744208584>You're gonna get banned reposting this every day and self bumping it 100s of times>He actually believes thislol, lmao even
Gerudo are corrupting our Hylian youthThey're coming into town and stealing young men's innocence with their insidious feminine wilesIf you see a Gerudo in your town looking for a boyfriend, just say NO
>>744210925thanks for the bump shitters
>>744206865Let’s see, Link’s options are;>perma loli who might not even be able to reproduce or worse>a princess who’s status would make it impossible for a commoner like him to consummate>another princess who’s a fucking fish and a bitch>inbred sand amazonian (and there’s a chance she could birth Ganon)>ninja hag>tiny fairy who canonically ditches his assAnd finally>cute farm girl who’s normal and into him when they first meet
>>744210925Cute art.
>>744208398Because its a hug you cum brain retard. Not everything has to lead to dicks and pussies. Get off the Internet for a couple weeks, let your retard brain reset.
>>744211664
>>744210925FAGGOT
>>744211778>cum brain retard dicks pussies retardGesundheit, anon.
>>744208183That's Cremia, idiot
>>744206865you're a fucking loser kys
>>744211982go on
>>744207096hair is usually more wiggly than earself ears are only wigglier than hair if either a) the hair is tied down, or b) the elf is excited/aroused and the ears flap around
>>744212017i have no idea where this came from and i don't have the full thing, i don't think it's even a porno
>>744212085continue...
>>744210925>>744211664samefag is obvious
>wow don't we all just love MALON>thread is almost entirely Romani and Cremiaevery time
>>744212216you're a fucking loser
>>744212157You say this every fucking time one person compliments another.
>>744212216>mImmm agmthmmm whmmm ymthmmm
>>744206865why is she having a seizure
>>744212380tempting hylian meales
>>744206865If you got randomly complimented by an attractive girl you'd remember that for years.
>>744208620GIWTWM
>>744212491Who's the artist?
>>744212561your mom
>>744212561https://x.com/mattelodeonBeen doing a lot of animations for OoT
Redheads LOOOOOOOVE Link.
>>744212584Wow I didn't know she was a skilled animator
>>744212660>spoonfeeding AI sloppers
>>744206865There is not a straight man alive who would turn down the archetypical Farmer's Daughter.
>>744212491what's this guy's deal
>>744212819Is this consent to pin her down and fuck her?
Malon aggressively facefucking Link while she's in heat and her nails dig into his head as he gets waterboarded by her love that's dripping off her fiery bush
>>744212917and the Link? me.
>>744208128Ah, I've never noticed those little lines under her eyes, that's so cute.
Zelda Girl Summer
>>744213075mind raped
>>744213109saria must be envious of 3 pairs of boobies near her face!
>>744213075she's tired
Malon is the only one that you can visit in the past and future at any point after you meet her.Zelda and Saria are a hassle to reach. Ruto is at least always at her father's side after you rescue her.All three are unreachable after they become sages.But Malon is always at the ranch, singing her song.
nigger
>>744213463Malon's a dork.And I don't hang out with dorks.
>>744213251post some malon
>>744213109
Post swimsuits faggots
>>744213729
>>744213925not mermaid you faggot. regular malon with FEET
>>744212705lol retard
>>744214270no U
>>744213925If you're gonna gen stuff, can you gen Malon as a sexy caveman
>>744206865https://youtu.be/RYfXu-uMqok?si=DRk29w7_LBslu8ws
>>744213904my autism compels me to ask if Hyrule could have swimsuitsLike do they have the elastics/silk for it in their medieval setting
>>744212281Are you mad?
How can you witness beauty like this and still hate on malon? What kind of mental illness do malonhaters suffer from?
>>744213615Malon is a dork that hauled a fully grown cow up a tree after navigating a forest that is specifically cursed to keep adults out.That dork could twist you like a fucking pretzel.
>>744214590cremia awakened something in linkwhen he got back to hyrule he was just waiting for malon's milkers to grow in so he could re-experience it
>>744206865Men (mankind?) appreciate roles being fulfilled.Malon never failed her roles. She always helped you, and was pleasurable when doing so.Navi? Functional. Annoying.Saria? Motivating. Sad.Ruto? Draining. Angering.Zelda? Effecient. Complicated.
>>744213109saria is a true kokiri unlike link, iirc. they don't age up, she will stay a little child forever.
>>744214458I always laugh at pseudo-intellectual nerd autists who think they're smart and totally perceptive for pointing out weird logic flaws in fantasy settings.Like you want to make it clear to all your peers "I'm the smart one. I am the intellectual one. I value logic above all" and you go on nitpicking this stupid shit that is made purely for the fuck of it. The overwhelming irony of it all is that you're the biggest motherfucking retard alive for actually believing you're the only one who can perceive the faults of these designs and thinking other people aren't as perceptive as you. here's a reality check you fucking cock wrangler. Everyone is aware of these things. They don't spend hours whining about it on image boards and forums and fucking youtube comment sections. Not because they're stupid, uneducated or unperceptive. It's because it's insignificant shit, and they aren't insecure enough to go whine about trivial realism bullshit in cheap, flashy entertainment. You're like the fuckwit that whines about people not knowing how bad fast food is for them because they continue to eat it. They know it's bad. They don't give a shit. You whiny little faggot.
>>744208183love that one
>>744215427you mad bro?
>>744208038He's a tendie ignore his family friendly brainwashing
>>744215427Gee whiz. I said outright it was just curious autism. Maybe they do and someone could inform me, if they don't I don't care either.
>>744215427>I wonder what materials Hyrule would use for bikinis>PSEUD FAGGOT THINKING ABOUT SHIT IT'S FANTASY FAGGOT OH LOOK AT ME THE THINKING THINKER NO ONE CARES I'M LAUGHING AT YOU KILL YOURSELFAre you okay?
>>744215427>
>>744207116I accepted this back when botw came out, zelda has been shit for a long time
>>744212216Majora's Mask gives Cremia a massive advantagePlus she's also the one I prefer moreAs well as being from the game I prefer more
Do you think Malon, Zelda, Ruto, Impa, etc. ever tried to grope this?
>>744214458There are telephones and neon signs in Hyrule ...
>They make the animals watch
>>744208183but anon, OP's pic is Malon, the one who hugs Young Link and inspired that animation is Cremia
>>744216935Pound for pound, Malon technically gives you more milk as a reward
>>744218779Malon is for growing up togetherCremia is for 'ara ara~'
>>744213904
>>744212216I hope MM remake brings new designs for Cremia and everybody elseYeah its going to debunk some AU theories but asset reuse in some areas were obviously a result of time constraints
>>744207674and she has milk
>>744217565Post the image of young link fucking zelda in the hyrule castle courtyard while ganondorf watches through the window.
>>744206865Because Americans know the red head tittyfarmer is the superior choice to a loli, an aristocrat brat, a fucking literal fish, and a brown milf. And what we say goes.
>>744215427>here's a reality check you fucking cock wrangler. Everyone is aware of these things. Most people aren't aware of shit. This reads like some failed normalfag who was forced into nerd hobbies because the popular kids didn't like him, but never actually liked video games. Also, new copypasta?
>>744207940>even giving him a cute nicknameShe called him a faggot.
>>744215427And they say /zgg/ can't produce new OC
is this the ai slop thread?
>>744220564No fuck off and kill yourself
>>744220602you sure?it looks like it.like, a lot.
>>744220343>This reads like some failed normalfag who was forced into nerd hobbies because the popular kids didn't like him, but never actually liked video games.This is like half of anons, even before the election tourists fucked up the site. This place was an offshoot of Something Awful which is chock full of "people" like that, it's how lolcow culture became a thing. Those guys are always trying to punch down at le icky nerds because they hate themselves for not being football Chad and think if they shit on guys like them, women will suddenly start liking them. Of course it never works.
I'm watching Link actor in House of the Dragon, and he's pretty good. But his character is lacking in screentime and I think they're gonna regret that decision after he gets big with the movie.I also noticed that he's really fucking tall (which is weird since Link is usually shorter than Zelda)
>>744220965really should have casted the troon actor for the movie ngl
>>744213109Why is the fish in a swimsuit?
>>744215427meds, now.
>>744206865>zelinktranny spamming malon threadsI guess he's become what he hated most.
>>744215427>how to get free (You)s in a cirlejerk generalwrite this down, aislopohile, spare us spamming shitty links no one can actually open
>>744221312Anyone whining about schizos is himself a schizo.
>>744221923>.t schizo
>>744221256Girls who are usually naked get sexier when they put ON clothes
>>744208294>accidentally position npc too close to Link>hm, boys sure would like that>keep it in, even give them a special animationIt's that simple. Recognizing the potential of a happy little accident and spending a few extra hours of iteration is what gives a videogame soul.
>>744222001It's >t. schizo Retard.
>>744208620
>>744220265America is the Great Satan though, stop fucking around in Gerudo Desert
>>744220265>>744223670Rent free.
>>744213075Have to get up early on a ranch.
I like the bathtime animation.
>>744224025No retard she was anal probed and mind raped by the Flatwoods monsters
>>744224330She looks like that even before she gets probed.
>>744223865>lol we went around the planet acting like niggers for 50 years, we're so cool for being niggers
>>744208294How do you get this scene? I played majora's mask recently, did all quests and never saw this.
>>744208398Gays didnt run everything back then, they stayed out of the way as they should.
>>744206865She was my first exposure to the country tomboy archetype.
>>744225942do it again after having earned her normal rewards and you may be lucky
>>744226092>10 year old war vet receives physical affection for the first time
>>744225942You have to do it twiceThe first time you do it she gives you the Romani MaskWhen you do it again on another cycle, she sees you already have it, and in lieu of another gift will hug you instead
Dangerous thread.
>>744206865>Zelda generalWhy is this allowed here?
>>744210080>round ears Aryllfake fan
>>744226909The threads are being made by a moderator's discord kitten.
>>744215252Forever the perfect age
>>744221312>he doesn't know
>>744206865Sexo
Stop spamming these off-topic threads. >>>/trash/
>>744206865Malon is the clearest representative of what Link is struggling to save. Every other female relationship Link has is severed. Sacrificed in order to fulfill his heroic destiny. Saria, the childhood friend. Impa, the guardian. Ruto, his marriage prospect. Nabooro, the first sexual desire and of course Navi his guide are all lost to magical destinies leaving Link alone to fight on in the physical world. Even his relationship with Zelda is lost to time. In the end, Malon the ordinary girl with the ordinary fate will get to live on in a world free from darkness because of the sacrifices Link made. She is special because she is not special. The enduring spirit of humanity that we all must do whatever it takes to preserve.
>>744221923Damn so you admit that both malonfag and the zelinktranny are the same person?
>>744227539reminder in saturday zelda thread, the ONLY two posts to get deleted by the jannies were a couple of posts calling out malon posters. The hundred other offtopic blatant shitposts were not touched.
>>744220965Maybe it'll lead to a few games where Link isn't such an effeminate twink.Which I don't hate, but some variety will be nice.
>>744206865Zelinktranny thread.
redheaded farm girls
>>744231634with huge milkers
How do you respond?
>>744232402like this
>>744232402>Y...you too>spill my spaghetti and moonwalk away>go back cause I forgot my mare
>>744234057>moonwalk awaypretty easy to do once the moon crashes into the land
>>744232402HA *nod*
Hi-yah.
>>744220423You wouldnt marry a girl that calls you a faggot?
I wanted to marry Malon.
>>744232402>How do you respond?HAAA HYAAAHHH HYAAAA HYA HYA HYAAAAAHHH HYUUUUUUU-YAAAAAAAH!
>>744206865Some men aren't looking to sleep with someone in power or someone exotic, they just want to be with a simple farm girl to experience that unpretentious, cozy quiet life.
>>744235723jesus christ this anatomy. everything is fucking terrible. Can't you at least tell when your fucking AI algorithm is making garbage?
>>744206865You're starting to get as bad if not worse than ZelinkOP.Rethink your life, guy.
>>744237045you have no clue what you're talking about man, just circling random shit
>>744237281>t. malonfag
>>744211664it's AI generated...
>>744237281It's one of his friends that has turned hating Malon into his personality after some guy saged his thread while posting a Malon picture and let it die. Same reason why the Zelda girls threads have rotted into unusability.A discord faggot, if it wasn't obvious.
>>744237045
>>744211664>Cute art.lol
>>744237385>t. malonfag
not hating just looking for a serious answer, why do you keep making this thread? as far as i can tell its the same 3 people posting the same images and making the same text posts. its like groundhog day, the thread. i dont see how this is an effective use of anyone's time
>>744237381>>744237573How are you under the impression you're telling anyone NEW INFORMATION?They know. We all know. It's still cute art.>BUT IT'S NOT ART THO-Whatever the fuck you wanna call it. We'll keep saying the 3-letter 1-syllable word for brevity.
>>744237651>t. zelinktranny
>>744237385It's zelinktranny. It's always him you blithering retard
>>744237370You mad your shitty AI art got called out?
>>744237723>t: malonfag
>>744237723>>744238081this is what im talking about like is this just insanely funny to you or do you just have nothing going on? i asked a straight up question and you're too ashamed to answer
>>744238114First day? Lurk moar newfag. Have you ever seen any of the generals in /vg/?
>>744238270i'm going to guess that because you are being obtuse and trying not to answer that the truth is actually the worst possibility. you are alone and have absolutely no life or friends
>>744222521In a way, I'm looking forward to the remake but I'm also kinda worried about who's going to be screwed over with a bad redesign.
>>744238757>obtuse
>>744240230>hypotenuse
>>744240618>rubber moose
>>744240656>acute
>>744206865>She has maybe 15 lines of generic dialogue in the entire gameThat's every OoT characterThe answer is people played the game as kids and became attached to simplistic characters with cute designs, then grew up and got horny
>>744240618>Be side>Forgotten
>>744239901They're either gonna make Ruto's face as non-human as possible or they're gonna put her in some kind of clothing
>>744241658If you shift perspectives or angles, maybe you'll C.
>>744238114NTA but>expecting an answer from the insane asylum/schizo central known as /v/Sorry but you are shit out of luck
>>744206865I have huge->>744206865titted whore fatigue
>>744241958I have gay fatigue
>>744241689Adult Ruto's definitely getting some clothes on. If they really plan on connecting this to TP then perhaps some reference to Queen Rutela or Laruto to reference WW.
>>744237678you could surely add one more letter, and keep the syllable, and call it what it is instead of being a cowardSLOP
remake's post credit scene if you 100% the game is link getting a prophetic vision of the timeline he left behind and its just this gif for 5 seconds
>>744242467They'll definitely put some reference to both TP and WW in there. Maybe a certain set of armor while at it.
I love Kass!
>>744241895He's trolling dumbass
>>744242972its a general, they'll reply to anything even if its obvious trollbait
>>744225942its an albany expression.
>>744243080
>>744243248
>>744206865That's Cremia, not Malon.
>>744206865I'm gay but huge anime tits still activate something in my brain. Screw you anon
>>744243747Based homosexual
Keep it alive shitters
>>744236331Whenever I hear link scream all I think of is Ikkaku Madarame
>>744243678Creamy Cremia!
>>744243891
>>744206865Forced
>>744244613Impregnation?
>>744244567Thanks for the bump kass.Keep it alive shitters
>>744213251>>744213729>>744213925>>744214251Lmaoooo
>>744245041If you insist
>>744215427LMAO
don't let it die shitters
>>744212281>>744215427uh oh melty
>>744206865Red Hair is best hair color for woman.
>>744215427Meds, but also based.
Any zelda-likes you've been enjoying/looking forward to?
Keep it alive scholars we are approaching dead hours soon
>>744206865You meet her as a kid and then later when she's (almost) grown up and that left an impression on me as a kid. I thought "when I grow up I will also be like Link and meet a girl" except that never happened.
>>744254082thanks for the bump.
>>744207816it's a very popular pasttime of transgenders to force people who aren't interested into being involved in their weird fetishes. that's almost certainly what's happening here
>>744215427take my (You)
>>744206865She's a cute girl with a cute smile in a memorable section of the game and she gives you your horse. She also feels like the only REAL option. Not that she's bad. I'm just a fish pussy man myself.
>>744255146Thanks for the bump.
>>744215427>>744216628
>>744254082Seeing the characters pre and post puberty made me excited to grow up.
>>744257871Thanks for the bump
>>744214458>Hyrule has fully functioning robots>elastic is beyond themThe road less traveled.
>>744207674What about the girl chasing coocoo in town?
>>744215427Tb h, I completely understand what this guy is talking about because I am around similar people.
>>744253276recently revived my old gameboy colour, it got a kirks creaming soda spilled in it christmas 1999 so i had to swap out the battery contacts, replace the capacitors, sand and solder new button pads on, replace the screen and put in new batteris in the cartridges.i've been enjoying the oracle of ages in 20m minute chunks to and from work, looking forward to finlly finishing it and doing a heros quest on oracle of seasons.
>>744259618the robots are made of rocks powered by magic.and i don't remember seeing any rubber trees in LoZ games, even the games with the right climate stuck to palms and maybe weird seed trees.
>>744262236Have fun!
>>744242458This is not the solution you think it is.Because over time that word will lose the negative connotation and you'll be upset.
