$4999 US DOLLARS$4999 US DOLLARS$4999 US DOLLARS$4999 US DOLLARS11 exclusives a year at $80 for 5 years + console price = $4999!Does /v/ really like spending exorbitant amounts of money to play a console full of games designed for grannies? Throwing you under the bus to try and get a few extra shekels from the elusive granny market since they know you'll buy it anyways.I thought this was a PC website, but Switch 2 being unhackable, means by the time the Switch 2 is discontinued /v/ will have spent the price of 3-4 gaming PCs on a single console due to the cost of games that never drop in price.Well, I guess that settles it, if people have to have to choose between a gaming PC and Nintendo, Nintendo obviously takes priority. We should start harassing and ostracizing PC gamers on this website, all they do is pirate and rub their nipples to graphics whore ported Sony games, they should be giving that money to Nintendo to make gameplay games.Nintendo games might be designed exclusively for grannies and fetuses but at least they have gameplay, unlike PC troon movie games.
>>744477139>designed for grannies?>elusive granny marketwhat is blud yapping about
>>744477139the last two first party games I bought for switch 2 were 45 bucks each on amazonsorry for your indianness
The math ain't mathin', chief.
Nobody is buying Switch 2 games though.They are just waiting for the hacks.
>>744477139Tendies don't care because they'll only buy like 5 games tho
>>744477701The Wii success from boomers, Nintendo will never stop chasing that high, and know its normal audience has been conditioned to never complain. Even though 80% of the people that buy Nintendo games are 20+ year old males, the games are designed for grannies in hopes of expanding the market at the expense of their fanboys.
>55 full priced games are expensiveProbably not going to buy 55 games for my Switch 2, and I'm definitely not going to buy them all at full price.
>>744478523Yeah, and I was being generous with the 5 years timeline, Switch 1 was 8 years, 3 months, and 2 days old so more like $7499 US DOLLARS$7499 US DOLLARS$7499 US DOLLARS$7499 US DOLLARS$7499 US DOLLARSEven at half price like one user said, it'll still easily reach 4k. If Nintendo also starts getting more third party exclusives (which they will, it's only a year old) they'll probably start having 15+ exclusives a year making the console easily $10K US DOLLARS by the end of its life$10K US DOLLARS$10K US DOLLARS$10K US DOLLARS$10K US DOLLARS$10K US DOLLARS
>>744477139What a weird cope to make after pauline nigger was revealed to be a pedo with a piss fetish
>this is the best you can come up withsad
>>744477139I was considering buying it. really wanted to play the new starfox, but after seeing xenoblade chronicles switch 2 edition selling for FUCKING $70 usd, GONNA BE A HARD PASS
>>744479320Wtf?
>>744479337It's not sad, I'm happy, Nintendo's raping you into buying $80 granny games with forced baby modes. They won't even waste the effort to slop on a lazily designed hard mode for most of their games, by adding extra enemies with higher HP, they care so little about you.I'm as happy as the biggest Nintendo fanboy.
>66 exclusives in 5 yearsDamn nintendo, slow the fuck down
why is op obsessed with granniesthis is a fetish thread isnt it
>>744477139>snoyggers are so buck broken they HAVE to admit the switch2 has games worth buying to.shit on itOhhh so THAT'S the power of the contentless barrierstationFascinating.-70million karma to ziony btw
>>744479741Still better than the movie slop of sony
how did we go from>switch has no gamesto>switch has too many gamesNDS really is advancing at a terminal pace. i pray that vegans can find a cure to their illness soon
>>744479721Paulinenigger is a pedoschizo reject from /co/One of the loud house creeps.He made a kiwifarms page on himself as well.Lots of grim shit.>>744480041It's always a fetish thread when it comes to snoyggers anon
>hourly snoy seethe thread
>>744480278>He made a kiwifarms page on himself as wellHolly shit
>>744480184>no games because switch 2 games don't count>their games are also all 80>and they're all game key cards
>>744480184Consoles were always shit without piracy. /v/ is literally still suffering from psychosis from the DS which had tons of games you could easily pirate, so they started mass buying Wii's before piracy was even possible, now they have permanent sunk cost fallacy and can't stop throwing money at Nintendo.The DS is not coming back, your games are shit.
Is this the mental gymnastics required to make the Steam Machine look like a good deal?
>>744479741Heard it here first folksFromsoft is gay baby granny fetus shit because they don't put different difficulty options inBut kirby is hardcore ultra tough gaming because forgottenland has 3 difficulty modes.So decrees this dumb faggot.
>>744479320>>744480278This is the schizo that's been shitting up every nintendo thread
Has it actually got so bad that anti Nintendo fanboys are complaining Switch 2 has too many games?KEK
>>744480394Everything came to light because he did that faggy cringe 'review' on starfox64 remake and posted it in like 5 threads on /v/ plus made a whole thread around it.Dedicated /co/ cross pisters noticed his fucked up thumbs like their gavin sperg from years past.It's a beautiful display of karma.
>>744480613>Fromsoft is gay baby granny fetus shit because they don't put different difficulty options inNo.>But kirby is hardcore ultra tough gaming because forgottenland has 3 difficulty modesYes.
>>744480797Every schizo is owning their own ass.From eric's constant fuck ups (admitting he was raped, put in a mental institute, dad leaving etc)To sealiontranny/acfag being retarded (admits his pc cant run anything but snes roms and terraria, admits he sucks trannitor cock, exposing his bald head, etc)Paulinenigger ousted as a piss and abortiin obsessed pedo.The ''westoid'' spamming glowkike calling cowboy bebop and akira as 'putrid westoid slop that should be eradicated' expising him as both visciously antiwhite and antijapanese.Then sony killing physical, killing their blu-ray factories to be ai parts factories. More lay offs and closures.Xbox is fuckin up everywhere.Meanwhile Nintendo is....posting memes about squids and silly singing creatures.YuhIt's pretty fucking grim my man.
>>744480649is this the eric guy?
>>744480649I can't imagine being like this. It must be such a horrible life.
>>744477139This. Meanwhile PS5 is only $699.0 exclusives a year at $80 for 5 years + console price = $699!
>>744481213No that's the pauline3theorist fag.
Is $1000/yr a lot for you? I probably spent that much on physical games this month alone
aren't most of the exclusives like 50 or 60 bucks
>>744480649How do you know this? Did the retard dox himself?
>>744481740Yes
>>744481423nintendo com sure has some interesting fellas
>>744481740Read>>744480798This post.Yes. He did.He made a '''review'' for the stsrfox remake, hosted it on googledrive, rather than post on Youtube, Odyssee, etc.Googledrive had his email easily viewable.Anons did digging, found he is a reject from /co/ and kiwifarms into child rape, piss play and forced abotions.Now all the schizos are mostly quiet and panicing to develop a new strategyI'm genuinely shocked no normal anon has yet to be banned over this all just to try and hide it
We have... Too many games... Owarida...
>the switch 2 has gamesYes it does. Thanks for finally accepting it.
>>744482081like the ps5
I'm having a hard time finishing all the games I've gotten since it came out.
>you have to pay for thingsyeah patel, that's how things work usually
>>744477139>11 exclusives a year at $80hey relax it doesn't even have 5 worthwhile ones after 2 years
>>744481740His google drive link to his review revealed his email and that was how people were able to find out about him. You can immediately tell the guy in picture >>744480649 is actually him because of his ugly thumbs
big if true
>IT HAS TOO MUCH EXCLUSIVES!!!holy shit nigger
If you don't buy a steam machine I'm going to molest you, it's too late now, you've read this thread and heard my perfect arguments, if you don't you have it coming. Gaben actually cares about videogames, his research vessel will inspire tons of new deepsea games, so i have no choice but to kill you.
>>744482473>getting doxxed by a thumbChrist
>>744482790my PC makes the steam machine seem like a dingy with a 9 mil mounted to it
Splatoon Raiders mind broke the schizos.
>>744482867why did she do it?
>>744481965holy fuck! i didn't follow the famitsu sales threads of this week, i saw the he posted the review but i just reported him and close the thread, do you have the thread where he was doxed?
i'm not paying more than $67,69 for a videogame
Switch 2 has too many fucking games. It's over. This is the worst thing ever.
>>744482910She's the leader.>>744482926I do not but it was just last night so should be easy to find in the archives'My starfox review' or whatever by paulineIIItheoristIt's been a fucking trip. And the peace of no schizos is a blessing.He genuinely wants to be a '4chan celebrity' like chris-chan for some reason.
I swear that every new thread is somehow worse than the last.
>>744477139You okay, sport? Have you checked how much money you've spent on Steam yet? Imagine buying McDonalds/Walmart tier games and having it total over $350. How embarrassing.
>>744483329It's all by design.
>>744483435So Nintendo > PC, glad we agree.This is a Nintendo website, and PCfags should be ostracized and brutally mocked. Graphics are vain and lead to shit games, don't buy a new GPU, give that money to Nintendo.
Switch 2 will kill Nintendo same as PS5 killed Sony - the new one wasn't better enough and all the devs will just keep releasing games on both so you never need to upgrade unless your shit breaks somehow.It's crazy but it's true. Just wait.
500 gorrilion dollars?!thats a steal!
>>744483790>will just keep releasing games on bothSplatoon raiders and the Xenoblade 2 new content are switch 2 only. They are already migrating to the new console.
>>744484117>2 gamesMost new games are on both, we'll check back in 5 years lol.
>>744484185Cope
>>744477139>PC's better solely because you can be a thieving niggery'know what, sure, you can have this
>>744483790>Keep hope alive! Follow the science! Stop the count!I love how my Switch 2 loads Switch 1 games faster. The Pro 2 Controller is comfy af too. It's a great successor and I'm looking forward to see what they release on it. Go back to your DYNG video lamenting the Switch 2 price. That video is such a meme like most people on /v/.
>>744483146Found the big threadWas anyone smart enough to archive whatever >>744394039 was
>>744477139>$4999 US DOLLARSleaked PS6 price is wild
>>744484243No really, you named two games. How many Switch 2 exclusives are there now? Versus games out on both. And moreover, how many Switch games are glitched on Switch 2? I've heard reports that it's a non-zero number.
>>744484262Steam games also drop in price significantly more, but that's probably only due to piracy otherwise the games would never drop in price.So there's no winning, it's either people steal or companies greed rape us to death.
>>744484292I just bought a used PS4 for $60. It's my first console purchase newer than PS2. I only got it to play Jeff Minter's Polybius. I bought the disc too, it was quite expensive. Apparently it's rare or whatever now, lol.
>>744483790NS2 is only like a million units from outselling PS5 in Japan. It's already past like 40 million units globally. It's going to do 100+ million minimum. It won't ever reach Switch 1 numbers due to global recession and $500+ price tag that will never drop though
>>744484363They are the most recent games. What are even the games that you say play on both, Zelda? In any case pokemon is coming next year you are already wrong since the switch 2 launch.
>>744484478Why would anybody buy a PS5? It seems like a retarded move.>It's already past like 40 million units globally. It's going to do 100+ million minimum.Meh, it's impossible to verify such figures. What matters is the revenue, that's what keeps companies making consoles and handhelds, in Nintendo's case, and what keeps people buying the games which keeps the studios in business. How's Nintendo's stock price doing?
>>744484185'''Most'' what?Are yiu high?Mario kart world is switch2 only, bananza, HW AoI, Air Rider forgottenland dlc, pokopia, tennis fever, yoshi mysterious book, duskbloods, FE FW, OoT remake, starfox64 remake, etcWtfh do you '''most'''? Dumb faggot>>744484363Why do all snoyggers possess a humilation fetish?
>>744482473Lmao he boughted AC shadows
>>744484424I will give Steam that! I wanted to play Sonic X Shadow Generations on my PC for enhanced visuals and it was only like $14.99 a few weeks ago. At that point I don't care that it is a disposable license. My physical video game collection which grows in value every day can absorb the cost with its superior value.
>>744484608>bananza, HW AoI, Air Rider forgottenland dlc, pokopia, tennis fever, yoshi mysterious book, duskbloods, FE FW, OoT remake, starfox64 remakeOK that's a couple out of thousands, and it's basically remakes lol. Who gives a fuck?>le EXCLUSIVE Switch 2 DLCthis is also sad, people hate DLC, just make a complete fucking finished game for once eh? PSP beatch Switch and Switch 2 just for this alone.>Why do all snoyggers possess a humilation fetish?I'm a PC gamer, I also own a few consoles mainly for specific games.
>>744484447Cool. PS4 was alright. 100% Physical access and Blu-Ray drive is pretty brave.>>744484478Don't encourage his autism. Oh who am I kidding go ahead lol>>744484592I got a PS5 Controller and the PSVR2 for my PC and both are excellent!>>744484608He probably just needs to be age verified.
looks like losing one of their own really set the schizos off.
>>744484363coming this year, the new Fire emblem, duskbloods, orbitals, OoT remake, the new Switch sports, next year is Xenoblade genesis and Pokemom so farthe only things coming to Switch 1 are third party stuff, is dead jim
>>744484630Yuh he bragged about ut often too. Refused to denounce it as antijapanese poison on top of it
744484742>copes, defections, lies, sealioningOh heySealiontranny came backDone sucking your trannitor bf's dick faglord? Ready to be humiliated all over again?>>744484825100%They lost their li'l weapinized shitbag. And good on 'em fir it. Karma always comes to collect
Is Gavin actually gone for good? Now that he got doxxed, are we in the clear that he's never going back here?
>>744484828>new fire emblem part 1274>random games nobody gives a shit about>another remake>unnamed sports game #143>another xeno-whatever game, who even knows why they kept making them>yet another pokemon Nobody is going to upgrade for fifteen games, PS5 proved this. Nintendo has to stop selling the Switch, and tell the publishers they won't authorize any more new Switch releases, or they will fall into the same trap Sony did. It takes time for this effect to become obvious, but the PS5 effect will impact Nintendo hard. And if Nintendo is so heavy handed many popular publishers will just take their games off Nintendo's store and sell through Google Store and Apple's Store. Like many already do! Sony and MS are in the exact same position now, Nintendo has to be bold if they want to avoid that future.
>>744485020He'll probably vanish for a few weeks to a month. Then he'll come back, anons will dogpile him, he'll run to another board, probably /a/.
>>744485028>Nintendo has to stop selling the SwitchWell, I do want the Switch to be milked as much as possible to reach more than 160+ units. You know.
>>744485106God I fucking hope not. /a/ is alteady a shit heapSend him to /u/
>>744485028
>>744485106>probably /a/Dear God.
>>74448515610 years of this btw.Tiresome, huh?
>>744485028>all of those dont count!Uhuh
>>744485106>/a/Yeah. good luck with that. He will be banned in minutes.
>>744485028>Nobody is going to upgrade for fifteen games, PS5 proved this. Nintendo has to stop selling the Switch, and tell the publishers they won't authorize any more new Switch releases, or they will fall into the same trap Sony did. It takes time for this effect to become obvious, but the PS5 effect will impact Nintendo hard. And if Nintendo is so heavy handed many popular publishers will just take their games off Nintendo's store and sell through Google Store and Apple's Store. Like many already do! Sony and MS are in the exact same position now, Nintendo has to be bold if they want to avoid that future.Can you make a vocaroo of the above slop and post it here?
So out of curiosity, how many FIRST PARTY exclusives does switch 2 have vs ps5?
>>744485028>Nobody is going to upgrade for fifteen games, PS5 proved this. thats a lie, because ps5 has less than 15 games 6 years later lmao
>>744477139My steam library is worth more. Cope.
>>744485115>you want it to sell some number of units for some arbitrary reasonyou probably don't even play video games, eh?>>744485215Sure they do, it's a good dozen plus exclusives!>>744485231>Can you make a vocaroo of the above slop and post it here?>upload your voice to the AI, goyno>>744485324Yes it's quite comical, MS is in the same boat too now. Nintendo will falll into the same trap unless they stop allowing new Switch 1 games to be put out.
>>744485314Like 12 games vs astrobotSad innit?>>744485324Nevermind the fact that the switch2 is de facto STILL the faster selling system period.
>>744485357terraria isn't that expensive, bro.
>>744485314PS5 has more but it's been out for over a half decade. Nintendo promises over a dozen new Switch 2 exclusive games PER YEAR!
>>744485413It actually is. Cope.
>>744485028>Goal post moving The wall of textJesus...
>>744485314PS5 has like 5 true exclusives with a lifespan of 6 years.Switch 2 already has like 10 true exclusives in its first year.
>>744485460>PS5 has moreThat is not true. See my post: >>744485550
>>744485392>>you want it to sell some number of units for some arbitrary reasonJust to add some context, the PS2 has sold 154M units, but then it got "updated" to 160M. I just want the Switch to be milked as much as possible to beat the imaginary number of the PS2.Please God, that would be so fucking funny.
>>744485510Goal posts are the same - all I said was, as long as new games keep coming out for Switch, people won't upgrade unless they break their Switch, and only then if Nintendo stops selling new Switches. Same with the store. Nintendo has to have a hard deadline after which no new games will be released for Switch at all, and must be released for Switch 2. Will Nintendo make such a bold demand? MS and Sony did NOT, presumably because their game producers said they'd fuck off forever if they did. It's bad mojo, but it's the only way to save Nintendo.The ONLY way. Otherwise Nintendo's just pulling a PS5 with the Switch 2.
>>744485801you can only say that if they keep releasing games for the switch well into the switch 2's life.
>>744485771None of these numbers can be independently verified, you know.
>>744485508It's $12 lmao
>>744485848I know, but it would be funny to shit on the snoys.
>>744477139Not every exclusive is $80. Why do you guys keeping about this fucking piece of plastic? It's not that serious.
>>744485965>Why do you guys keeping about this fucking piece of plastic?Because I don't want a license tied to an online account.
>>744485409>>744485460>>744485550See this is the funniest part, ps5 is at the end of its lifecycle and what does it have to show for it?switch 2 barely started and it flew off the shelves, has games and has more games rolling out at breakneck speedsPeople can argue about why buy a switch 2 over just a regular switch but you can point those same people at ps4 vs ps5switch 2 is worth upgrading to for new games, ps5 isnt, not even after how many years its been out
>>744485801>as long as new games keep coming out for Switchonly shitty third party and indie stuff are releasing on Switch 1
>>744477701he's upset that switch 2 makes people of all ages happy
>>744486176...would
>>744480649The thumbs don't match?
>>744486071Same for me. I already had a PS4 when the PS5 launched. It did not convince me to get a PS5 especially because I already have a PC.Switch 2 on the other hand convinced me to get one because of the exclusives, even if I already have the OG Switch.The Switch 2 compliments PC so good.
>>744486224shut up, gavin
>>744486224
>>744486176Cute tech granny
>>744480649>the pauline schizo previous showed him needing an assisted motor chair when he shopped>when called fat, he said he's actually skinny and disablednow it all fits
>>744477139>11 exclusives a year Nintendo shill thread
>>744484304>that threadMy sides
In what country is Switch 2 $5000 dollars? Brazil?
>>744477139$4999? That's as much as a brand new dragon dildo!
>>744486275wow, that's pathetic. Why did this retard have to be a fan of Bananza? I love that game and he shits up every thread about it as much as the shitposters do
>>744486248I don’t even need a PC for gaming due to having a PS5.
>>744486534That's perfectly fine. You can still have PS5 + Switch 2.
>>744486498His name predates him even playing it. He just saw it was a big upcoming game and latched on.It's all fake.
>It's bad that there are things worth buying on a consoleWhat?
>>744477139>Switch 2 being unhackableLolEverything is unhackable and then it gets hacked
Oh no no no ahahah he's fucking losing it
i have bought only one game for my ps5 this year, Pragmata, but i also got it for Switch 2 lol haven't use my ps5 since thenwait, no, i just remember, i use my ps5 this month... to watch the Mario galaxy movie lol
>>744486930The problem with the switch 2 is that its very triggerhappy and poking the wrong thing bricks it with no hope of recoverysince hacking is all about prodding for weakness, its a very expensive gig, and nobody is willing to shell out hundreds of thousands just to do it
>>744486498he didn't even fucking play it until like a month ago
>>744477139>>744479106>4999$Are you brown? Its 499$
>>744487247The closest price to OP's schizo fantasies is in Brazil.As if you needed more evidence that Switch 2 schizos are nothing but monkeys.
>>744486498>Why did this retard have to be a fan of Bananza?he loves kid pauline because he's a pedo
>>744487389>>744487247>>744486491Didn't you read his post? He's accounting for 55 exclusives over the course of the next 5 years
>>744487709Not every exclusive is going to appeal to everyone. Only retards like OP think all nintendo games are the same or that you need to get every single one that comes out.But he's definitely lost the plot if he thinks a console having 55 exclusives in 5 years is bad.
>>744485845Yep, it's too early to tell.
>>744487040Genuinely question. Why did you even buy a PS5 anon? I still have my PS4. There never was "the game" that made me jump to the next Sony generation like the last of us 1 and bloodborne.
>>744487876i found one used very cheap on Facebook market place, and there were a couple of games that i wanted to try, so i said fuck it lmaoi also didn't had a pc lol
>>744487876>to get every single one that comes out.Nintendo seems to think you do with all the Switch 1 ports with a tiny bit of extra content, obviously tards keep buying them which would mean Nintendo already sells 20 $80 games a year to these bottom feeders.
>>744489175fuck, it was meant to >>744488385
>>744489176It's not $80 for anyone who already had the original, nor are they obliged to buy it unless they want the additional content or improved visuals from those games.All Switch 1 games just work on the new console without cost otherwise.
>>744489448Okay, why don't they sell it for $50 and let new Switch users get caught up on the backlog? Tards are buying it for $80, that's why. Nintendo users eat every bit of slop Nintendo produces, and this is clear evidence for it. Ahaha! Whatever, eat your slop, I'm on Nintendo's side at this point, you cattle deserve it.
>>744485771Wrong ps2 sold 145mil then got uodated due to the ds. Then twice due to the switch
>11 exclusives a year
>>744488385It was cool. I wanted PlayStations next iteration with the new tech and stuff. Also used as a PC upgrade/replacement.
>>744489951Because it's the game and and expansion DLC. If they want to catch up on a backlog then you either play that backlog or get the Switch 1 version at the lower price.I feel sorry for you if you consider Nintendo games slow. Some of the most consistently polished stuff you can get and you blanket dismiss it all for a dying brands loyalty.
>>744490005>comparing a proper console to a handheldkek well tamagotchi outsold them all in this case
>>744486498He's not a fan of bananza he is a bad faith actor trying to slander it and its fans.>>744489951Keep seethi g sealiontranny
>>744490190So why did sony need to uodate the ps2 numbers over a handheld?Seems like sony fears the ds.Cope more. Bitch
>>744490313PS2 is back in production again for the thirdies, duh.
>>744490190>>744490313Handhelds generally seem to have an easier time selling high volumes compared to home consoles. Most of the top are handheld and the PS2 was like an anomaly. Solely home consoles outside of it are like the PS4 that did like 117.2m units.
>>744490098Yes, it's 37, you want me to include shovelware? If you include shovelware exclusives, then tendies will be spending $50k USD after 8 years.
>>744489951Mwahahaha! Based anon! Really reminds me of the old days of 4chan!
>>744490496$50000 US DOLLARS!$50000 US DOLLARS!$50000 US DOLLARS!$50000 US DOLLARS!$50000 US DOLLARS!Bwahahahahaaaaaa! Nintendo, ya razcals! We never thought ya fellas would do it *snicker*. Yall out there nickel and diming those drones like no yesterday! Good on ya , my little scamps of a company and game developers!
>>744483790Yuuuup! Give it a coupls years and the ol' 'Tendo battu be ringin' dat bankrupcy bell! YEEEEEE-HAW!
>>74448447840m? What? It should be around 21-23m by next report.
>>744490521>Old daysYeah, I miss when tendies use to delete the Call of Duty Medieval Warfare threads. Nintendo would have so much more money for childish gameplay games if Fromslop never existed, people would be forced to buy every single one of their granny games and indie shovelware slop.
>>744486176MY DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!I love GILFs because they're filled wisdom and experience! Women age like fine wine as well.>>744486219>>744486276Indeed!
>>744489951Because it keeps selling, stuff like Player's Choice or Nintendo Selects existed because Nintendo's game sales would slow down like most publishers. In the Switch era this is not really the case, even now Smash Ultimate, Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, and ACNH are still moving millions of units every year at full price so there's no reason for them to discount games.
>>744477139>11 exclusives a yearthis is not the ps1 bro, no one has 11 good exclusives a year. not even nintendo
Does anyone think a September Direct is happening? I don’t know what they would even show aside from the Ocarina of Time remake and NSO shit.
>>744492424Good, I love Nintendo, keep raping goysumers.
>>744492649There will be one for sure. That's when we'll get Duskbloods release date, and the big Zelda 40th rollout
>>744492649They are attending gamescom at the end of the month. So there could be something to coincide with that.
>>744492687>paying to play good games is now the equivalent of rape to snoyscan't make this up
>>744492723Before or after Fire Emblem comes out?
>>744477139If Nintendo had 11 good exclusives in a year I'd happily buy all 11, bro. We're lucky if we get a few half decent AAA releases a year, you think they're gonna make 11?
>>744492951My bet would be after
>>744492687>>744492768You boys are so funny and dense!
>>744484292>I love how my Switch 2 loads Switch 1 games faster.Load time is important when there are so so many shitty f2p/p2w games to try out for 3 minutes.
>>744493072behead all satanias
>>744484292>The Pro 2 Controller is comfy af tooIf the rumors of a Zelda themed pro controller are true I might actually drop the $90 for one
>>744477139What games? Nobody is buying games. But yes, you'd be right i it ever got games. I fully expect to see the $100 game come from Nintendo this generation, if they ever actually make games.
>>744492768You'll buy every single Nintendo remake, granny game, indie shovelware, and avoid buying PS4 for Bloodborne/Gravity Rush/The Last Guardian/Knack 2/The Witch and the Hundred Knight 2/Ratchet & Clank/Shadow of the Colossus/Tearaway Unfolded which had $60 games.Most of /v/ even skipped a PS3 that had more exclusives than the Wii, had piracy and was only $300.Weird how frugal this website is outside of granny fetus games.
>>744493320nigger I own a ps4/ps5 and a PC, and no I shant be buying every single nintendo remake. I SHALL be buying every granny game and fetus game + placenta DLC and you can't fucking stop me
>>744493194BE NICE, you big bully! :cBE NICE! c:
should I buy this for duskbloodsI LOVBE ELDEN RING
>>744493468I'd wait for reviews + Fromsoft owns the IP this time so they can port it later if they choose
>>744493468The beta starts this month iirc
>>744493219It's fantastic. The PS5 is probably has the best all around controller there is but Switch 2 is my favorite since GameCube. It just FEELS nice to use.
>>744493468No because it will be targeted at Nintendo audience like Monster Hunter RIse or whatever the Switch Monster Hunter was.
>>744493905>No because it will be targeted at Nintendo audience like Monster Hunter RIseSo its going to be ludo? Pre ordered
>>744493870My friend has one and I was honestly surprised just how much nicer it is than the switch 1 pro when I tried it
>>744494295nta but after getting a switch 2 again I also noticed this, like the grips are actually angled perfectly
>>744493870>flat oval-cornered rectangleAt least the Steam Deck tries to be slightly ergonomic.
>>744494432we're talking about the pro controller retard
>>744493870I like the controller a lot... but I cant get over how bad the snapback is on it. It feels even worse than the switch 1 pro controller and that one already had bad snapback
>>744494593You're already beyond the cost of a Steam Deck which could emulate Switch day one. And every other Nintendo console and handheld. Plus the Steam Deck is a full Linux PC, you can even do your homework on there!
Is there a reason deckies have an inferiority complex?
>>744494432The S2 is comforble tho, well not as much as the deck but still.
>>744494963Both would be forever docked pretty much, they are getting to a point of simply being too heavy and massive to be handhelds. Imagine having to look down at something in your lap constantly, the headaches, neck being bent, awful.
>>744494894Sunk cost.>has a Deck
>>744494432Bringing up the deck's ergonomics just isn't fair.
>>744495065>being so weak you think the switch 2 is heavy
>>744495101Especially when we weren't even talking about the handheld itself, but the deckie can't help but jump at the opportunity to make it about them
>>744494894The usual "fell for it again" valve hardware syndrome, on top of the valve cultism getting worse in recent years.It likely stings harder than other valve hardware because with this particular case they were promised everyone would be optimizing their games for their meme tablet, only to turn out devs instantly went off the deep end forcing the end user to upgrade instead, pretty much nothing released after the goydeck can run properly on it.
>>744495101Why not?
>>744495443Bringing up anything in favor of the deck isn't fair.Just bringing up the deck in general isn't fair.
>>744495724maybe the deck shouldn't be a massive piece of shit then.
>>744479465It can be a money pit. I feel good about getting one for $400, but I have to be very selective about games. I will say the presentation is all great, games are fun, and playing directly from a cart is really cool.
>>744495826You are cattle.
>>744495753It seems OK, a PC in a handheld, kinda meh battery life but powerful enough for whatever with turned down settings a bit, even 3D VR head-goggles.
>>744495952You can't reason with that, their hatred isn't grounded in anything logical or reasonable, it's purely a visceral reaction to attack 'the enemy' in defense of 'their side'.
>>744477139Here in sweden we always have switch 2 and their first and thirpart games on sale, because no one buys it at full price. People here buy sport games and other shit on PC.I got my switch 2 for 300$And ive seen new Game Key Card game for just 9$And other nintendo games for like 30$.Switch 2 and PS5 and Xbox are selling like shit here.
>>744494769Linux PC is not a selling point. I use Fedora and it’s not as intuitive or as supported as Windows, but I hate bloatware and forced Copilot usage.Emulation is whatever. It’s piracy at the end of the day and still not as intuitive as NSO. I emulate things, but I think it’s only necessary for niche cases like community-supported multiplayer and QoL changes, but that only matters to a small segment of fanbases that will probably not spend a single cent more on the IP anyway.Personally, the novelty of emulation has worn off and I’d rather just play newer titles with the added grace of something like NSO. If things get egregious, I’ll just sell everything and pirate, but I don’t think we’re there yet.
>>744477139my only gripe with the snitch 2 is half of the catalogue is gamecard-key bullshit. does the FUCKING game does not come complete on one cartridge, don't launch it. hell, launch a game-data install if you need to.
>>744496292i find it funny how this is only a problem if you play westoid or westernized goyslop like SE/crapcom/sega shit, i almost never see them as a AA JP game enjoyer
>>744496038This sums up the deckie inferiority complex perfectly
>>744496285>Linux PC is not a selling point.It absolutely is at this point. Steamos blends all the convenience of a console with all the freedom and control of pc, with none of modern winblows' garbage.>Emulation is whatever. It’s piracy at the end of the day and still not as intuitive as NSOYou install emudeck or emulation station and emulation is braindead easy and intuitive while having immense amounts of freedom, control, far more options, a near endless library, no longer having to wait for dripfed games, don't have to worry about games being taken away, and don't have to pay a subscription to rent roms. It takes two seconds to download a rom, whatever rom you want, and throw it in a folder.
Who is Gavin? Nintendo or Sony fan? Why'd he get doxxed? Qrd anon-chama?
>>744477139I've noticed a hard uptick in anti-Nintendo propaganda since Sony started shitting the bed hard.Funny about that.
>>744496589Gavin is a fan of himself and he wants attention anyway he can.
>>744480649>>744481740>>744482473wait, the schizo nigger who hates Nintendo keeps buying Nintendo products?is this another kind of Nintendeen copycat? a particular mental illness that affects certain people all the same?
>>744496920At some point even a tendie is forced to realize their "side" is infested with literal schizo retards.
every day the cope just gets more insane
>>744496920Bro... c'mon. We all have crazies. And again >>744496836(this)
>>744496589Gavin is pauline schizo's real name. He recently made a video review of the starfox remake and kept sharing it in this board. People found out his email was visible in the google drive link and that's how we discovered about his piss fetish, the kiwifarms thread that he made about himself, etc.
>>744496920lmfao you fucking cultists are ridiculous
>>744477139Not every Switch 2 game is $80. Most are less. DK, Metroid Prime, and Kirby were 70. Star Fox is 50. Also why are you buying 11 games a year?
>>744482473Nintendo fans are an absolute clown show this generation. What the fuck happened.
>>744483790>devs will just keep releasing games on bothPeople only buy Nintendo consoles for first party Nintendo games. Nintendo has already moved all its development over to the Switch 2.
>>744484592>What matters is the revenue>How's Nintendo's stock price doing?These are unrelated. Nintendo's revenue is the highest it has ever been. Nintendo's stock price has lost 60% of its value over the last year.
>>744477139>11 exclusives a year at $80 for 5 yearsI have paid no more than $65 for any new Switch 2 game, ever, before Fire Emblem, for which I paid $69.
It's so expensive no one is buying their games, even at half price
AAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAA
>>744497654Cash flow is king. You can always do without something else.
>>744497805they've always been that price ppl just don't know they can import from Japan
>>744497926This website sucks and contributed nothing to the internet, Neogaf shouldn't of stopped DDoSing you and should of forced you to delete it after deleting Demon's Souls. Then you could've jerked off Nintendo on reddit and got brainwashed into being leftists the same way you were brainwashed into tendies here.
>>744477139>11 exclusives a year at $80 for 5 years + console price = $4999!Cool. Let me know when a single fucking one of those exclusives is worth playing, because there sure isn't one yet.
>>744497926Have some self-awareness.
>>744498820Then leave, fag.
>>744481387kek noiceee
>>744499832I did, I post like once every 4 years but other schizos took my place.
>>744498245some of them can't do it tho
dang you guys are poor
>>744482121Pisstation is 99.99% third party slop which is basically no games. There is no reason to buy a pisstation.
>>744500742>dang i loooove throwing money everywhere! look how richtarded i am
>>744486176>>744490950whomst?
>>744480649It's insane that that's 100% him. Whenever he announced that he was going out to buy a game, he kept bringing up how he needed a mobility aid to get around
>>744477139Anon, why are you like this? What is it to you what a bunch of strangers spend their money on? Why are you a fucking karen busybody cunt?
>>744478373Oh yeah, Nintendo betting big on obscure JRPGs totally shows they want to cotninue courting the Wii Sports grandma audience.
>>744492649I'm guessing they'll have one more general direct + game-specific directs this year,but I make no guesses about when. They're pretty clearly fully broken lockstep from their historic Feb/June/Sept times.
>>744477139>$80You are really... not informed at all are you?Mario Kart remains the ONLY game at $80 (because it's fucking Mario Kart, it competes against GTA in terms of sales) and most of Nintendo's recent releases have been even cheaper even than $60.Examples of recent releases:-Splatoon Raiders $50-Tomodachi Life $60-Star Fox $60-Pokemon Pokoia $70So only the big star releases are $70 their AA games are under it. They simply do dynamic pricing now where games are prices based on how "big" the game is.Also 11 games a year means you buy one full price game almost per month, which is bad financial planning either way. Especially because it means you never actually get to finish the bigger ones as they will take you well over a month to do so.
>>744480278>He made a kiwifarms page on himself as well.Gas kiwiniggers.
You are gonna die from dehydration if you stay this melty on a fucking Sunday. Your 30 posts long palworld spams arent gonna balance what you lose in there
>>744503428Is this thread just kiwitranny infighting? If so I'll contribute by cumming on Maria's face like one of Josh's turkroach and nigger bulls.
>>744503021I didn't even know MKW was $80 and I own* it, got it for free but honestly it is not worth being compared to GTA, even if we just count the racing mode, they have more content than MKW.*revokable digital license
>>744504682>they haveIt has, I should stop editing posts mid write.
