Stream 1:https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon https://youtube.com/@ESAMarathon/liveNow: Ship of Harkinian (OoT co-op)Next: ContraLater: Maniac MansionStream 2:https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon2 Next: Fates of OrtLater: Rebel TransmuteSchedule: https://esamarathon.com/schedule/Previous: >>744546451
Cum in Plum any% glitchless
miggy
>>744570438>any%>not preg%faggot
IM A HEADBANGA
Thoughts on video game?
>>744570717we don't think over here
would you kindly tell me what kind of category/mod this ship thing is?
>>744570668Based, zased even
Probably going to stick to stream 1 until Pepsiman is over and then make a switch.Also today is castlevania day from what it looks like
>>744570379Nice Plum
I will do my first shift at tech today /v/, wish me luck and you will get many "here comes plum"
>>744570772Ship of Harkinian is simply the name of the fanmade PC port of the game.
>>744570856have there been any yet?>>744570876thank you anon-kun
>>744570772Harkinian itself is a PC port of oot with various qol and some technical changes. They're playing a mod for it that allows them to play in the same world and share item pickups.It's kinda hard to follow to be honest, since who the fuck knows what the routing looks like.
>>744570856good luck anon!
>>744570856remember to not say the nigger-word live on stream. that would be very bad.
>>744570856I hope you fuck up really bad
>>744570856this is a Frame Perfect general.
>>744571190For me, it's Eat Sleep Game Repeat
Anyone catch the ff8 run? How was it?
>>744570731Over where
CHOKE
>>744571243I CAN DO IT FASTER I CAN DO IT BLINDED NEED NO SCREEN
>>744571253i'm watching it right now. it's fine, habkeinename is speedtalking while playing videogames
>>744570856I WANNA SEE PLUM RIGHT AFTER THIS RUN!
i think im having a stroke i click on stream2 but it shows me stream1
It would probably be more entertaining if they were forced to stick together for more of the run, instead of splitting up.
>>744570379I'm in.
>2 minutes leftSAYITWITHMENOOOOOOOOOOOOW
Oh this is actual co-op and not multi-world, huh
>>744571243I SEE IT IN THE STARS
>>744572343nigger?
>>744572343GET FUCKED>>744572350Yeah it makes me regret missing half of this
>>744572343Point and laugh at this anon!
>>744572343GET FUCKED
Rate OoT coop
is stream2 also delayed by an hour?
>>744572438S that was cool
>>744572438A
>>744572438C for Comfy
>>744572438C
>>744572438CI'm spoiled by ZFG.
>>744572438D
>>744572438I'm doin' him a B
>>744572438C for creampie Zelda>monkey island got moved to stream 2
>>744572438C as in coop
>>744572438B
>>744572438SSS
>>744572438K
>HirexenHere we go
>>744572438F
Strem 2 is up
>several short runs in a rowfuck yes, this is what I love
oh shit did i turn in to the THE BLOCK
>>744572664NO CHOKES
hey tech guy, do you have better music?
>>744572708omg esa is starting get ready
Hirexen status?
Speech impediment or just polish?
>>744570856HE DIDN'T PLAY PLUM GET HIS ASS
>hirexenkarnovbros...
>>744573020Unironically a stroke
>>744573020yes
NES Block yeaah!With hirexen starting it!
>>744573020I think the first time he was there either was a sack or nerves or had a stroke, now he is a lot better
>>744572963Pure Pain.
This is my blockThis is my home
kek he seems so on edge. immediately slips up and says fuck
Why was there mario coin sound in contra game?
ummmmmmm game over?i...
>I hope not to die more>dies
IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN
He's choning again...
>>744573127medsnow
ULTRA CHOKIUM
never say karnever
doesn't look too hard desu
>>744573349it isn't. i'm no speedrunner but I can beat contra without dying every single time
>>744573393stream it
it's going to be okay
>>744573413the sun always rises after the darkest night
>>744573406i already have
Karnover 2: Contraised Estimate
holy fuck what a save
>>744573443making shit up online is uber cringe
uh oh
/v/ is here too
>>744573413didn't he also choke a run super hard last year? or the year before? or any time in the past decade? i have retained vague memories
choke POV
>>744573446hirexen: 1 - (you): 0
he did it!
>not overestimateI KNEEL
Rate and apologize if you doubted
ContraRate
>>744573519>i have retained vague memoriesyou better check for alzheimers
>>744573574>>744573575S, another great run from hirexen and underestimate
>>744573575C for choke city
>>744573574>>744573575C
>>744573574>>744573575B
>>744573574>>744573575C for contra
>>744573574>>744573575A I never doubted
>>744573575C chokentra
>>744573575C
>>744573574>>744573575BI contrapologize...
>>744573574>>744573575Swhat a save
>>744573574>>744573575C for Choke must go on.
>>744573574>>744573575A
>>744573574>>744573575C+
>>744573575B
>>744573574>>744573575A, entertaining choke
>>744573574um... its contra so... Abut he needs more practice!
>>744573574>>744573575C for Contra
>>744573574>>744573575All (S)miles
Game audio too loud on stream 2
After that performance, if Hirexen actually wins the Hammerin' Harry race I'm going to rate it SSSSS+++ regardless of quality
>>744573574>>744573575A+Love me a challenging run, I felt the pressure on every screen, my sphincter was clenched the entire time
>>744573730The bossfight he just did looked kinda interesting
no music on nes? thats gonna be a -1
>>744573575I'm doin' him an A
what's the best way to describe ikea english?
Just shave it off, man. You ain't rockin' it.
did he just shit himself?
Take off your socks
>>744573840shave what he doesnt have a beard
>>744573870Sweetie, his forehead is very large. He should go bald, because I am bald.
>>744573909Why are you bald?
The name's Nsion. Maniacma Nsion.
banned
RATE
>>744574035Coolmatty’s Evil twin
THATS IT?
>>744574049B+
>>744574049C
>>744574049sfast afway under est
>>744574049B
>>744574052Word has it he's taking a stand against CoolMatty.
>>744574049K(Maniac Mansion)
>>744574087>way under estBecause the estimate was set before they decided to run the fastest category.
>>744574049BMan, it's really refreshing to have short runs.
>>744574132It's just the anon seething about ratings. He'll post S on every run to fuck with it.
>>744574049A
>>744574049S
>>744574183And to think, he doesn't even have the decency to ritualpost a cute anime girl alongside it.What a cad.
Imagine being a computer and hearing sounds of coin
>>744574049K
>>744574049A.Runner did alight while being nervous as fuck.
>>744574049F
>>744574049SSS
How'd he do? Was it controver?
Is it true we don't have to suffer Argick screaming down the mic this event?Susan Nuggies
>>744574049ZZZ
>>744574291He was on his last continue. He actually thought it was over over, but he still had one left.
>>744574215that C posting midwit isnt using a cute anime girl either thoughbeit
>>744574301he went to gays dong quick
>>744574427Why would anyone in their right mind abandon ESA for GDQ
FUCK I missed Maniac Mansion
>hirexen againkarnovsisters..
oh boy here we go
>>744574049I'm doin' him an A
why is apollo so big
>>744574457>anyone in their right mindyeah
>names on the wrong side
>>744574489He's representing burger country. I'm glad he's there though, since his commentary is always pretty nice.
>>744574489to better eat you with my dear
is...is hirexen actually ahead??
It's over, isn't it?
>>744574559its ogre
>>744574559He died. His screen is on the right. Names under the screen are correct.>>744574571Karnover even
>>744574559no, he has a normal human body
TEYANDEE
rate fates of ort
>>744574654F for fart of art
>>744574654C
>>744574654more like oats of fart
its like Hirexen isn't even here anymore
It's over kurwa
>>744574654C mechanics looked kind of interesting, but the run wasn't
>>744574696I think she's beautiful anon
missed contra goddamnit how was it?
>KEN-SAAAAAANWatch Hirexen gameover
>>744574737Same as hirexen playing hammer harry now, chokefest%
Hirexen choking yet ANOTHER game that he holds the record for>>744574737he choked early on and clutched late
fucking lmao
Estimate slowly starting to get suspicious
>hirexen is the current WR holderWhy does he choke that much then, is the marathon setting or what?
I Don't Think He Is Very Good At Game
>>744574782>>744574789i thought contra was a game people basically dissected did he just not practice?
>>744574831It's easy to reset and start over when you're not in a marathon anon
this is painful
>>744574836I don't know. He holds the record for the game he's playing right now. Maybe he's just a choker
RATE HAMMERIN' HARRY
>>744574862D
>>744574862uhhhhhhhh idkB
>>744574862C
>>744574862HH for double Hirexen
>>744574831>>744574835I'm starting to get flashbacks...
>>744574862C chokefest
>>744574862A
>>744574862A for the Absolute mogging
>>744574862A, bad race, good chokefest.
>>744574862B-Choke never ends.
>>744574862Ait was like john fucking numbers all over again
Guy talks at 11050hz frequency.
stream 1 is like 40 minutes behind schedule
Oh fug
Is Lawn Mower the game Big Jon got banned from GDQ for wanting to paly?
>>744575147it was 2 hours behind just wa while ago
>>744575163he wanted to play golf
i wish they brought back the games release date in the humongouse info bar because this shit could have been released yesterday
id really prefer if tompa would be quiet i want to hear finnkino
morning bros. stream 1 or stream 2?
>>744570379>>744548092>>744548092>>744548092Henlo I'm back again what I miss?
Disappointed that the work simulator is not run by a german runner.
>>744575240two anons got married last thread
maybe I'm getting older but I think this game looks cool
>>744548092>>744575240good afternun saar you miss good runs
Now this is what I'm talking about
this game looks insanely frustrating
>>744575246you missed 5 hours of the worst ff8 run ive seen because the runner was annoying to listen to
>>744570856PLAY HOPLEGS OR I SHANT STOP HITTING THIS DOGhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpvObUqjF6I
FINNISH MAN CANNOT MOW LAWN
Lawnchoker.
why would anyone do drugs when they could just mow a lawn
I'd rather mow an actual lawn then play this game
least finnish looking man
Watch for rolling rocks in 1.5 A presses.
>>744575285i'm even drinking a white monster rn
Behold the father of choreslop
I love how devastated he looks every time he runs out of gas
>>744575304NOOO, ANYTHING BUT THAT
Fellow boomers how we doin today?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9r_nMzdTu4&pp=ygUKYm9vbWVyIHVzYQ%3D%3D
>>744575240>get home from lawn mowing at work>see purple law mower on stream
Time....to leave.
RATE LAWN MOWER
HELL DONE
>>744575478C
>>744575478SSS
>>744575478B+, for boomer
>>744575478ya i enjoyed thatB
>>744575478A
I feel for all the kids that had their parents buy them this game instead of something like Zelda, megaman or mario
>>744575478B
>>744575478S
>>744575478B+ super input heavy
>>744575478B, lawn got mawn
>>744575510It was a homebrew game from 2011.
>>744575478B Boomercoregametothemax
>>74457541824 here. I just ran 4 miles in under 40 minutes 5 minutes after waking up without stretching. I've felt better but have come to accept the limits that age put on me
>>744575418Jealous I couldn't take the full week off, have 3 days at the executive bean-counting office before I can chillThe weekend runs were fun, this has been godful after GDQ
>>744575478s
>>744575528HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU P;OSTED THIS IN THIS THREAD
>>744575478A, fun trainwreck
>>744575478A+
>>744575558didnt even watch gdqits an annoying perma ad block
>>744575598Same. Turns out life is better when you stop doing things you don't enjoy.
>>744575478B. But the pure relief on his face when he finished almost made it an A
>>744575478B+
Speaking of chore sim, anybody know any good ones besides Euro/American Truck Simulator, Viscera Clean Up and Powerwashing Simulator?Trying to find some mindless games I can put a video or podcast on and play.
The love for Plum brought us all here and i think that's beautiful
>>744575694wouldn't call it a chore game, but mindless it ishttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2885230/Bucket_Crusher/
>next: Mega ManNice>2P1C RaceOff to stream 2 I go...
>>744575694Elin
>amputee ad
>>744575694this one looks like one i would play and also maybe House Flipperhttps://store.steampowered.com/app/4197610/Librarian_Tidy_Up_the_Arcane_Library/
We could have had an Ultima speedrun instead of this metroid crap but no
>>744575694It's not a chore sim, but play Ball x Pit. I found it strangely relaxing.Maybe hardspace: shipbreaker is more to your likeing. Taking apart ships in space.
Why do I keep hearing the Mario coin noise?
>>744575881>she/herI had a feeling
>>744575881an 'all holes' speedrun is something I could get involved in
>>744575881>stream 2 runner doesn’t have her pronouns listedproblematic….
>Apollo SmugLove this lil nigga
>>744575949all holes also means all of your holes, gayboy
time for kino
i'll never understand what people likes about megaman and sonic
Rooting for team Dxtr
>>744575968yeah. my favorite american (right after all the americans ITT)
what's this phenotype called
stream 1 is like double gimmick what the fuck thought i was gonna watch some cool gaymeplay
>>744576006nostalgia and furies
Nigga dey all swedish.
ESA has such a good groove today>>744575478B
what the fuck does 2p1c mean?2 players 1 cock?
>>744576006Megaman is jumping and shooting with creative level design and solid chiptunes. It's straight forward and fun.
still no stream 2 on jewtube?
>>7445760961 controller
>>744576124There is no second youtube channel, so no.
>>744575881>IX
>>744576156the only thing I hate more than youtube is twitch and discord
Why does ESA allow guys with retainers on the donation reading team, like cmon man.
'ate racesJust don't like em
>>744576321I will not allow any form of Tompa slandering.
Am I the only one who doesn't like races? I like comfy commentary, and races don't seem to lend themselves to that
>>744576006Do you not see what people like about games like Cuphead and Super Mario Bros? It's just platforming and side scrolling action.
>>744576458>Am I the only one who doesn't like racesyes anon, famously everyone in these threads love races, except for you
wtf is rebel transmute?
>>744576467megaman and sonic are badly designedsmb games are still good decades latercuphead is hard carried by the art
Uh the race is pretty close, nice
>>744576458Close races are some of the most entertaining runs that can happen. The longer the run, the worse they tend to be, since the distance between runners usually only widens.This is still one of my favorite runs at an event https://youtu.be/lmfV8IhsHq0?t=1062
>>744576541Garbage takes.
Not gonna lie stream 2bros, stream 1 is looking a lot better today
>>744576620The race also has to be one where they take the same route.
gap getting closer
Estimate bros wtf
Hell yeah
TIGHT
>couch: Here comes my favourite room in the game, I call it trans rights room>runner: I call it the trans pipeline
Fuark that was good
Rate Mega Man 2p1c
>>744576813A
>>744576813S
>>744576642Well apart for the 2 hour horizon zero dawn run in the middle of the day
>>744576813C
>>744576813M for missed it
>>744576813B
What the fuck is a NES Micro??
>>744576881I hope you know you're making a MOCKERY of the integrity of our venerable rating system with your antics.
>>744576813D 'ate races
>>744576941dont give xzher attention
>>744576881GIGGLE AT MY A-RANK RUN ONE MORE TIME I DARE YOU
IT WAS A MISTAKE TO CUM HEREthis song has ruined me
>>744576813A-
>>744576813A+
>so behind schedule that monkey island got moved to stream 2Lol
>>744576813A thought the gimmick was retarded but grew on me
We are so behind schedule that the esa guy hasn't even been posting here
>>744577051Stream 2 saving the marathon as usual
>>744576813I'm doin' him an A
>>744577109it will be fixed as monkey island was moved to stream 2
>>744577109which one, the bald mexican?
>>744577205No, the white guy
Rate Rebel Trans Mute, I guess.
We are so behind schedule that the tech crew anon hasnt played the plum video for us even once :(
wonder if this kid is dead by now
>>744577274
usa vs sweden
did he save state scum before?
>>744577240C i guess
ALRIGHT! TIME FOR THE REAL WORLD CUP FINALE
>>744577240B
>>744577240E
>>744577240C
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
i was about to make fun of the burger for being fatbut it looks like both teams weigh about the same?
>>744577240Ctechnically fine but i'm so done with metroidvania clones
I just finally got the energy to open my browser from all the wageslaving, how is ESA doing? Better or worse?
We'll never live it down if the amerilards beat us here....
gm retardsI'm two-for-two on falling asleep mid Resident Evil run. What'd I miss overnight?
>>744577420bretty good so far
>>744577335>she's almost 60 years old nowfunbags deflated
its joever
>donkey kong yuniortell me, why do they say it like a latino
SWEDOMINATION
>>744577491they say it like the romans actually
ameribros...
OH NO NO NO NO
SWEDEN YES
Here's your game lineup, bro.
Lovin the bants
this game was my childhood kino (I'm probably the oldest in this thread)
Early laugh at Team USA post
>the race is 1h
>>744577570woah what cartridge had all these games on it?
>>744577570DELETE THIS
>>744577605pretty entertaining so far
Why does the american video look so much worse?
>>744577570@nintendo
SWAG STRAT
>>744577635NTSC
>>744577570@Nintendo fucking do something!
>>744577635It adds a bit of retro charm.
FUOX
Oh shit USA caught up
Close one, lads
>>744577687she kiss for me hehe
NONOINONONO BROS
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
oh no no swedenbros what happend...
you should be able to solve this math
'ate math'ate races
>>744577803mods, ban this racist
>>744577687
>>744577393Too hard for the american mind, they need a 7-way yield intersection instead.
who rondoing they blood?
American Might on display
Swennos, what are you doing?
>>744577393left side traffic means it's UK
If Team USA wins, Sweden becomes the 51st state
>yust resetI swear he's just taking a piss now.
>>744577945It's right handed traffic, people just think the opposite lane is a turn left lane
>>744577962is different languages producing a different accents really such a foreign concept for you?
>>744577945IIRC it is America, but it's them testing the circle or some shit.All the traffic is coming from one direction and the guys in/around the circle are supposedly flagging where the drivers are supposed to go.
>>744577393
Did boomers really play these games back in the day?
>>744578061holy shit its the thin hair man, really obscure kc meme
>>744577945https://www.newsweek.com/kentucky-motorists-confused-roundabout-hilarious-video-1586744
based donation. annex the world
Stream 2 looks like a hostage situation
>>744578156>Team USA took the lead right after the dono
Good morning, I'm going to watch stream 2
Stream 2 fags are the worstGo away no one wants you here
The choice of games has been so much better then GDQ.
Save Mr. X from Sylvia
CAM ON SVERIGE
>>744578265GDQ has a hate boner over retro
GDQ would never let their runners engage in a fun race war
>first time I tune in so far>several hours of German autism followed by retro slopLet me guess, zx spectrum next? Godless hours
The final puzzle in question:
>>744578425retro runs are the best ones.
>Europeans drive manuals>clutchlmao
garn bedlmk who wins in 22.5 hours time pl0x
Why is she green?
>>744578447Where Team USA fail and go overestimate...
>>744578528CALIFORNIAN GOLD
People that """annoy""" you
>>744578447We're taking home the gold at all costs.
>>744578265True that. I already have 7 runs on my backlog and it has only been 48 hours.
Sid Meier's Railroad Tyccon
>asshole's quest
NES
Off to work. I'm glad ESA survived the hit put out on it. It's been fun so far.
fuck yeah, gargoyle's quest
>>744578649claiming the one on the right
TAKE IT HOME BOYS
the vibe is so laid back and fun compared to GDQ shit, why does america have to be so fucking gay
Looking rough on the clapistan side....
Wait is this AGDQ? they still do these?
America mogging despite their darker video output
>>744578649love how half the cast of this show were TNG actors
Eurosisters, it's over. We're being annexed.
EUROPEAN SPEEDRUNNER ASSHEH
USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
BRAVO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Eh too be frank I've never liked the swedes good riddance
Congratulations on your new immigrants USA!
lol, cucked out of a victory
Congrats to your 51st state burgers.
oh my fug they actually did it
>>744578730motherfuck
I like Apollo.
Who the fuck won
USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
>>744578730Game theory?
Rate micro games relay race
>pepsimankino>ridge racerKINO>horizon zero dawnwhat the fuck?
Linus tech tips raid!!!
>>744578892Never
well that never happened
American POWERUSA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
>>744578892S
>>744578892SSS
>>744578892A
>using the royalty free Linus tech tips themeIshygddt
>>744578892C
>>744578892SSSUSA USA USA USA USA
>>744578892C-
>>744578892D still 'ate races
>>744578892s
Edenal just handed me a note, the American team have been stripped of their victory after being found to have cheated. May goosebert have mercy on their souls.
>>744578892SSS American supremacy (as usual)
>>744578892borin-->usa wonSSS
>>744579061>(as usual)GDQ proves otherwise
this guy needs to buy some conditioner
>>744578892AGood!
>>744578892Easy SSS
>>744579156Americans win at the European event because all the good ones got kicked out of the American event.
Notice how they went with the annex joke and didn't raise a shitfitGDQ would never
>>744579042>Edenal just handed me a note, the American team have been stripped of their victory after being found to have cheated. May goosebert have mercy on their souls.That's it, more tariffs on everything European.
>>744579232why didn't you post an american cartoon to go with your post?;^)
>>744578892/SS/
>>744579253Yeah because all the normal people are banned from GDQ so they are here instead lol.
>>744579276Every cartoon in the world belongs to America.
>Intermission songs are not nepo garage string quartet bullshitrefreshing
>>744579269hell yeah another couple trillion dollars to our corporations
>>744578892S for Swe/uSa
o fuck it's pepsiman time to get double extra super comfy
Kind of sad that Tinytim wont be showing up to an ESA ever again
>>744579156This aren't Americans, those are transylvanians or whatever that flag stands for. We don't own them
the castlevania run has been pretty good guys
NES Boomers so based
>>744579352I've only been in and out, but I haven't heard any of the classics yet though. I hope they're playing them and I'm just missing them.
>>744579325>>744579253/r/ing the car mechanic game where they flipped off the GDQ poster
>>744579473
>>744579276would not exist in this form without Disney inspiration
do not go anywhere or
So many uncs...
>>744579498based. Thank you
>>744579498>This was 9 years ago
>>744579542who?
>>744578646Preach, brother >>744578892SU(S)A
Guys please rate Rondo of Blood. Please.
>>744578892
>>744579571Germans have an obsessive need to end sentences with or, or?
this is my crowdwhite males 37~43
>>744579627B for blood
>>744579574One day your 20 then you blink and your 39 years old.
>>744579635die
>>744579610get edumacated sweaty
>>744579627A
>>744579627C
>>744579632the good ending after she's been corrected
>>744579673i only watch french cartoons like le papillon du rotunde
imagine the smell
>>744579623AI really liked it. He smashed the estimate too
>>744579627DDidn't watch
>>744579602here's to nine more!
My fellow Americans, what do we do with our newly acquired territory?
>>744579627ADidn't watch
>>744579723Not cartoons but I remember enjoying the few BDs I read
>>744579821invade finland
>>744579821Hey yeah if you could take some of our extra somalians that would be great thanks
>>744579627A It looked clean and Maria is cute.
Singapore?
RARE FLAGARE
PEPSI FOR TV GAME
Pepsi with pizzaI'm drinking coke though
>>744579889turkey i think
>KID (Kindle Imagine Develop) was a Japan-based company specializing in porting and developing bishōjo games. It went bankrupt in 2006._.
>>744579821use its citizens to take norway next
>jonathanvirgins
>>744579448Why not?
Cokeman game where?
>>744579889>>744579901Dude ran this at BSG last week lol.
this singer was just playing this at BSG
>>744579959Rebeldragon ate him and doubled in size
>>744579627AI really liked it. He smashed the estimate too replied to the wrong post the first time, balls
>>744579959hes dead bro
PEPSIMAAAAAAN
Kino Time.
>>744579889Poland
Pepsi for marathon watching game
>>744579981Making the most out of his trip. Good for him.
>>744579959because of 9/11
PEPSIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
>For each can I will donate $1>So anyway I want to avoid collecting any canlmao
>says he will donate a dollar for every pepsi can collected>purposefully avoiding all the pepsi cans
Reminds me of that one Pepsiman image..
>AVOIDING pepsimad lad
>>744580067They did the exact same thing at BSG last week.
>about to enjoy your wife's succulent meatloaf>PEPSIMAAAAAAN bursts through your walls and turns your children into red mist
>>744580067
This guy HATES kids with cancer
>>744580067>>744580081The Jew of the East strikes again
>beats the game donating exactly $0 to charity
>>744580161>>744580161>>744580161Nigrate sodaly
did pepsi sponsor this event?
>>744579821Take its oil Blockade Denmark to annex it nextBoot out the Somalians and replace them with hot blooded BBQ-loving Texans
>>744580391>oil in sweden
Weirdest accent ever on this runner, is it Singaporean, is it Nordic, is it Filipino? Who knows
>>744580014Based
