Stream 1:https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon https://youtube.com/@ESAMarathon/liveNow: PepsiManNext: R4: Ridge Racer Type 4Later: Horizon Zero DawnStream 2:https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon2 Next: Super Mario Bros. 3Later: Arnie HourSchedule: https://esamarathon.com/schedule/Old >>744570379
bebsi :--DDDD
I could go for some Pepsi right now...
Forcefully migrated
miggy
This isn't funny
bepis
>same jokes
I fucking love Pepsi
Up and throbbing.
should I drink pilk or gonster tonight?
I have transitioned to the new thread
>>744580257>no one watching the other streamStream 2 bros our response?
>>744580280pEPSI
>>744580257>Path of ExileWha happen?
>>744580285its just proof that the ratings dont matter
>>744580257>zero red runs so far
>>744580285Stream 1 had just had a solid day so far.
same guy running pepsiman from bsg lol
>>744580285
>>744580246Same guy as last week at BSG.>>744580293People probably just forgot to rate it, seems to happen a lot this ESA.
>>744580293everyone ass leep.somebody watch the thing and tell the 'ecker to accept ratings for it
>>744580257so much green
>>744580331get some new material jabroni
>>744580293>Wha happen?
Major Garland Miggs, posting from a place both strange and wonderful.
>avoiding all the pepsiGood, as you should
>>744580338>People probably just forgot to rate it, seems to happen a lot this ESA.better than when people don't watch a run and rate anyways, everyone here is an honest, upstanding anon
>>744580384SEXO
>>744580392
>>744580384
>>744580384Banana
>>744580392>t. Coca-Colaman
So when Pepsiman avoids Pepsi it's based but when I do it it's to avoid the doctor declaring me too fat to live. Hypocrisy
>>744580384oh it's mr bean's girlfriend
>>744580257It's funny how having classic games, not having an annoying host every run and yelling trans rights all the time makes the marathon so much more enjoyable.
Pepsi for TV-Game!
>>744580468What helps is people not hatewatching
>>744580467What the hell.
>>744580406jokes on you, im average sized with a SPH fetish
Runner has both an nigerian and a chinese accent wtf
>>744580161I'm in.
Still at zero cans!Fuck charity!
>>744580582He picked up five earlier, though
>>744580582I think he's collected 11, the counter resets between levels
>>744580468cinderella would never eat pizza
CharityGODS we are back
>game forces him to collect canshighway robbery... these kids are fucking shameless
>>744580603>>744580624He said it himself. Shouldve greentextd
>>744580540Very based
>>744580629
>>744580553it's indian accent, but much less obnoxious
>>744580257The Micro Games Relay Race should be Red White and Blue brother
>>744580280What's the G in Gonster?
Why are they in the small room with the grassy background now? Too few people?
Hello /v/ESA I've been busy this weekend but I still love you.
>>744580246>>744580338nobody watched your literal who event lil bro
>>744580792It seems to be the same hotel as previous events, but they might have moved where the marathon rooms are.
>>744580792They actually shrunk everyone down and they are in the middle of a field in sweden
The picking up can SFX is very satisfying, good sound design
I just thought, the boat anon posted yet?
>twelve seconds into the run>"so this is a safety strat..."
>>744580806Love you too bro, hope you get to see some runs this week.
Did manlymaeve make it out this year?
>>744580903>stream 2 beganNOOO WHICH STREAM DO I WATCH
>yatokamihad me going for a sec
damn good. the attempts to avoid the pepsi cans actually made it more tense
>>744580981Stream1
>>744580940
Coca Cola is better
>>744580769Guinness
>>744581015its true. as much as i like the Pepsi logo
>>744581006Oh my goood yaaas
How come games don't have soul like this anymore?
DrPepper mogs them all
>>744581015Pepsi Max > Coca Cola >>> Pepsi
>>744581049The Coca Cola logo doesn't even have gravitational pull
do it
>>744581006spoiler that shit
>>744580257Is that a motherfucking Reddit Dot Com refetence?????????
>>744580990Yato in disguise.
>>744581079Because its all about making as much money as possible now and not fun.
Rate Pepsiman or you will be cracked open like a bear.
Unironically nope is my favorite dark soda
>>744581024Then my vote goes to Gonster
>>744581165P for Pepsi
Rate Pepsiman.
>>744581165A
>>744581165>>744581180A
>>744581134>>744581165>>744581180A
>>744581165>>744581180B
>>744581165S
>>744581165>>744581180C, it's always the same thing
>>744581165>>744581180B, fun overall
>>744581165I'm doin' him an A
>>744581165>>744581180C
>>744581165>>744581180BSame shit as the BSG run down to the runner and his jokes, but the audience took it better.
>>744581080I just want an excuse to post this, I love dr pecker
>>744581180A for 47 cans of pepsi
>>744581180A
how did this destitute cunt manage to inspire the name of not 1 but 2 speedrunners?
>>744581165C
>>744581165B
>>744581165>>744581180A, nice short and sweet solid run
>>744581165>>744581180AGuys, i think plum might have a diabeetus.
>>744581165>>744581180
>>744581165S for pepSi
>>744581080Dr. Pepper is horrible, bubblegum ass soda.
>>744581274he has two arms, two legs, one head and stands upright, he's just like me
>>744581307there is no way she can afford insulin
>>744581180>>744581165SSSno one watches whatever BSG is supposed to be so it was all new to me (and everyone else)
>>744581307She just needs another pepsi to get back on her feet.
Tomar on stream 1
>>744580161Does Plum's pussy juice taste like plum?
>>744581049I'm glad they changed the logo back from that ugly smiley face looking one. Hated that logo.
>>744581307PLUM NO
>found an iso of pepsiman online like 20 years ago>eventually bought it from ebay because the game was fun>ridiculously expensive nowI hate that the "retro craze" has become a constant.
I'M DRIVING AND I'M SWERVING
>>744581373I HATE YOU
>>744581417sorry bro just building a collection that I have zero intention of ever playing ;P
so THAT masturbation song was actually from SMB3 huh
>>744581432CALL THE COPS
>>744581417The worst is at the fleamarkets where they just price all their games at Ebay and shit prices. and these bitches are not interested in haggling at all.
>>744581165>>744581180B for BebsimanI came in plum.
Stream 2 is fucking packed.It's almost as if they play more appealing games than stream 1.
>>744581502It's almost as if showering doesn't matter
>>744581502its just overflow from the retro block that was on stream 1. Don't get cocky brat
>>744581502Hey don't shit on RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDGE Racer
>>744581548what're you gonna do about it oji-san
>if you wanna see how bad is to die in this stage, watch the ESA run from two years ago where a friend of mine has fumbled there
?wtf is happeningare there ghosts talking?
>>744581548Why is your stream so small, onii-chan?
>ThaRixer has to explain to zoomers what demo discs areFuck I’m old
>>744581621I see...
>>744581643stream 3 ahh post
>>744581579>>744581609
>>744581478Of course. There was a dude on here in 2012 who'd post videos of himself going to flea markets to buy game carts for 5 bucks which he'd flip them on eBay for 30. Now that every retard boomer is very online, they might as well get full value.
>>744581621>tfw you will never play ridge racer with the furry you have locked up in your basement
>>744581165>>744581180S
>>744581761how does one attain this physique
>>744581180B his accent annoys me
>>744581761i look like this
>>744581698>>744581478I love being an emulationchadI don't compromise on books tho, I need physical
PLUM
>>744581674I finally had to look this zoomer term upahh means ass?
>>744581797eat, sleep, videogame, repeat
>>744581761in awe of this eckerbear
>>744581173>Soda Americans will never understand
>>744581839Yeah it comes from how American blacks pronounce ass
>>744581797one pepsi a day >>744581839yeah, young people have begun self censoring everything because they're algorithm slaves
kek i never even considered you would have to avoid getting 3 stars during a speedrun
>>744581797its pepsi, man
>>744581621damn...
>>744581839Yes, it's their annoying way of censoring it on tiktok.
>>744581761>>744581823BUILT for giving nursing handjobs
>>744581165SIt's like he gave ESA the best run and BSG the mid one on purpose. Nailed everything
>>744581882Isn't San Pele just as sweet as cans of goyslop?
>>744581907My nephew will say AHH when he's raging on Fortnite PvP but wince at the idea of saying anything bad IRL
where is the cutie british girl with the glasses? Mloch or something
sexo?
>>744581882Ah yes, soda that tastes like negroni for the recovering alcoholics.
fucking lol the trailer on stream 1
>>744581345 >>744581347 >>744581382 Atleast she died happy ;_;
riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiddddddddddddgeeeeee racer!
why is the center of the fire black
>Rixer and Hypnoshark in the same runYep I'm thinking kino
RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDGE RACERRRRRRRRRRR
>>744582084>published by ESA wut
>both rooms are packedImpressive, though it's the playstation clique on stream 1, so there is that.
>>744582084soul
Wit a minute... that controller...IS THAT A NIGCO-
>>744582120rip she was never the same after her company went under
>>744582120NOOOOOOOO
>>744582120Rip in peperoni
We got a new Yato for ESA, BSG can have the old miserable one
>>744582120well, before rigor maurice sets in...
>>744582247you're the only miserable one here fag
>>744582120
stream 2 is dead stream 1 is the new hotnesswhat a lineupwhat a gamewhat a soundtrack
>>744582143Rixer, Hypnoshark, and Rebeldragon pretty much saved ESA last event as they were the only ones not inflicted with the great ESA plague. They came in clutch.Mizzow was cool too in that he powered through the plague to still do the 24 hour FF9 run.
>can hear the music for ridge racer
>>744582120still warm
>>744582125If you take a photo of the sun, the middle turns black on several types of film and digital cameras. Not sure if that's why, but that's my guess 4 u.
>>744582125limited paletteThe closest to blue it could get would be the same as the sky and that would look transparent and weird.
>>744582262HELLO SAAAAAAAR
>>744582161Didn't they learn from Plum already?
>>744582120F
>>744582125Soot and other impurities
Playstation nation on stream 2
Not fond of the crowd setup this time though
holy fucking shit just a regular no gimmicks sm3 run. gdq would never.
>all the racers just zoom past you at the beginning every time>essentially disappear from existence once you pass themI get that the point is to pass a ton of fuckers and make a comeback victory every time, but still was pretty strange compared to other racing games.
>>744582313
john opera spotted
Both streams are absolutely PACKED
>>744582447WITH C4!
>>744582468dont do it hirexen
>>744582468GET DOWN BIG MARISSA
Naked Glow poggies
>>744581643>>744581674Oh lol I’m watching on my phone and accidentally opened an old esa vod of ThaRixer playing demo games. Since he’s actually running right now I thought the thread was watching the same thing I watched.
>>744582468nice
>>744582436I have honest to God not seen a vanilla smb3 run in like 5 years at any speedrun event because it always has to be a race, or a tas, or a romhackShame it is stuck on stream 2
>>744570379 thanks to anon for using my art on the OP
>>744582612shut up retard
>old racing games>jamming grooving>moder nracing games>mumbling retards "rapping"
>>744582120Don't worry she must still have an extra lifeI thinkI don't know, I never played Chenso Club I don't know if it has lives or not
>>744582612Thanks for making it!
>>744582643whats Chenso Club?
That asian on the left, is it a girl or a man?
>>744582692It's a cum game.
>>744582692some shitty game that ripped off plum's design
>>744582693i can never tell with fat asians, but she has some nice cleavage
CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKEEEEE
CHOKEat least it was at the beginning of the level
I always wished for a new Ape Escape, but with modern Sony they'd find a way to butcher it.
>>744582692sequel to Sneed Club
>>744582120I can't believe Plum is fucking dead!
What the fuck is that controller and why is he holding it like that
>>744582612>>744570379whats the deal with smoking witches
>>744582862they're smoking hot
>>744582836its a chiropractic teaching aid
>>744582862smoking is pretty aesthetic when you don't actually have to interact with the reality of it
>>744582638Can't really think any 90s racing game, that had a bad soundtrack. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWDkgeJcaPI
>>744582862Menthols restore mana.
what stream are /WE/ watching
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEqzrpn7QuU&list=RDBEqzrpn7QuU
>>7445829272 :)
>>7445829271
>>7445829271 :)
>>7445829270
>>7445829272
>>744582927Yes.
>>744582927listen to 1, watch 2
Took a shit. Anything good in the last hour?
>>744583009
>>744582927Hypno is in 1, so 1
>>744583027It took you an hour to shit?
>>744582862If you could magically heal your lungs, there is no reason not to.Also ye olde wizards were often depicted smoking from pipes, ciggies are just the feminine version of that.
>>744583054he's a big guy
>>744583054Non-American small shitter spotted.
>>744582907https://youtu.be/3aptcBjmCqc
>Yato knows his way around Lemmy's ballskek
>>744583054kinda fast. I take 1 and half to 2 hours on average. its a blessed ritual
nice skip
>>744583148How many flushes, anon?
>>744583054t. effeminate lettuce nibbler
>>744583163thanks
I need more games with drum and bass.
>>744583148
thanks
so you shit on my run but spam S on the meme pepsiman one. you guys wouldn't know a good speedrun if it pb'd all over your face
>>744583148Time for a colonoscopy anon
>>744583187>gifnow I gotta rewatchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byAfC5yW_hw
>>744583180None.I dwell in the miasma
>>744583089I'm a fat American that regularly drops 2 foot logs and the longest I've been stuck on the toilet is probably half an hour.
>>744583227Who are you again?
>>744583187I assume you've played Ape Escape?
>>744583248skyrim runner
The new esa clique of Rixer, Hypno, Clods, Playstation nation etc. is superior to the old clique of Argick, Huds, Skenmy, Paullister, Nikoheart etc.The mass exodus of those people is probably the best thing to happen to ESA. GDQ can have them. They fit far better at GDQ anyways.
>>744583286run better games next time
>>744583248Macbat runner
>>744583286try picking a good game
>>744583248Alien Isolation runner
>>744583316>SkenmyI could swear he was in the intro segment
>>744582824
>>744583256Only the first, but I listened to the ost. I was also referring more to new games with dnb
>>744583227You should know by now that ratings dont mean anything
>>744583332
>this track
>>744580468You don't understand. Every event MUST have Super Dicksucker World69 by xxXCockSuckerXxx>t. GDQ staff
>>744583316It is funny that when those people left we have a lot less annoying skits and shit. ESA is much better now then it was before.
Has the stream been dropping intermittently throughout the day for anybody else?
>>744583316Playstation nation rules over esa now
>>744583363he was. iirc he does security, so he got no time for screen time
3 clips in a row on the first try. holy
>>744583373I do NOT like it when Plum gets hurt! I only like happy things!!!
>>744583316i'd say the old clique was argick and co, now he sold out to GDQ
>>744583451same as last event but he was still plenty on screen
Rate Ridge Racer
>>744583524S
>>744583524C
>>744583524A
this smb3 run is so good
>>744583489maybe he will. i think he wasn't much on screen in the first couple days last time either
>>744583524SSSFav run so far.
>>744583524R
>>744583524B+
>>744583524S pretty good with the soundtrack and commentary
>>744580257All that green.
hop on stream 2, stream 1 anonshttps://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon2
good morning USA!whats the tranny count thus far?
>>744583524A+Very entertaining.
>>744583556My favorite mario. I'm glad I got to watch a normal run of it
>>7445836052 I think
>>744583605Three now that you are here
>>744583605i have seen only 2.
>>744583598Way ahead of you. Don't care about 2 hours of horizon zero dawn and 2 hours of more plastic era mario.
Do actual racing game fans hate how beloved ridge racer 4 is?
>>744583524AFelt kind of like these guys were overreacting to the difficulty of the tracks and turns but shit got funny towards the end
>>744583489He likes to get himself on screen as much as possible
>>744583675I might watch the New Super Mario Bros Wii race because Hypnoshark is running in it.
>>744580161when are they speedrunning nortubel
>>744583787Real racing game fans love both sim and arcade games.
>>744583524S for muSic
>>744583316Their GDQ run was shit too
>>744583524C+ for Cidge Cacer. Ciiiiidge Cacerrrrr!
RIIIIIIDGE RACER
>>744583558Sluthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m596ELcM60E
>2 hours of horizon zero dawnSAVE ME STREAM 2
why esa stram 1 and 2 have the same number of views
Can you do it with no hands, anons?
Well stream 1 had a good run today but now its time for 2 hours of movie game
>>744583921Cum? Yeah:)
>>744583913it's combined
>>744583913because they are using that new twitch feature when you can stream together with other channels and combine your viewers.
>>744583913They don't though.Stream 1 has almost three times as many viewers as stream 2.
>>744583913One eye/ear on one stream, one eye/ear on the other for the trun multitasking experience.
This is the comfiest Mario run i’ve ever seen
>>744583921Only if its been like a week since i last did it.
>>744584026look what you did
choke
>>744583363>>744583451Now that they got rid of the host just aimlessly standing at the camera and yapping until the next run segments, Skenmy has no reason to be on camera as he's literally not a speedrunner, just an attention whore.
It's Mariover...
>>744583524AReally really really good runSpeaking of, how has Mario been? I sadly had to miss most of it
Why is the Hammer Mario so revered?
>>744584104great. good commentary and several nice clips pulled off as well
>>744583998more like double but yeah
>>744583398They were always the problem all along. I think my least fave ESA aside from that no 24 hours and no stream 2 abomination ESA, was Summer 2023 which was full of skits. Like 1+ hour skits every day.
What the fuck are you guys talking about
>>744580257I see fields of green...
>>744584131kills bowser in seconds instead of minutes
Guys, look, it's Macaulay Culkin
Very special French FEMALE friend?
>>744584181
Where am I? What is going on? Where's my grandkids?
SHOUTS OUTS TO TECH CREW 0:00 NEW RECORD
>00:00:00Holy shit, new record on stream bros!
world recordHYOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE
Rate Super Mario 3
SHOUTOUTS TO TECH CREW
>horizon zero dawn>speedrunI feel like it'd be very boring
>>744584292A
>>744584151>aside from that no 24 hours and no stream 2 abomination ESAHonestly thought ESA would die after that terrible year.
>>744584292C
>>744584292A-
>>744584292nuh yet enjoy the bonus run
Hot mic?
>>744584292DDidn't watch
>>744584292B+
>>744584292Awould've been an S if he kept hammer suit
>>744584292SS
>>744584304every ng+ run is boring
>>744584292S- for SUPER PLAYER! (with minimal chokes)
>>744584292Agood mario run
>est 5mindon't think that's going to be enoughalso why are the runners using the second flute on world 2 instead of the world select screen?
>>744583524B it was okay
Rixer and Hypno legs..
>>744584292ADidn't watch
>>744584384because using it on warp world would send you to world 8 and they want to go to world 7
Haven't been paying attentionHave they played the plum song yet
>>744584384oh that was me just being a dumbassthey're glitching>>744584350kekdidn't watch the run but hammer suits are cursed
>>744584292B it was okay
>>744584292S
>>744584427BUT THATS ILLEGAL
>>744584345CHADS
nice
Rate Super Mario 3 Any%
>Arbitrary Code ExecutionThat's bullshit and you know it!
>>744584573A
>>744584573Aexecution could've been tighter
>>744584345i cant tellis the controller shopped?
>>744584573S
>>744584573A for Arbitrary Code Execution
>>744584573A first time seeing it
>Arnie Hour with the Mario 3 couchlooks like I'm not sleeping
>>744584607no its real
What is anime hour?
>>744584573A, seen that before but it was fast and they explained it too
>>744584573C+ for Code Execution, Arbitrary
>>744584594>ACEtranny calling card
>>744584607yes. guitar hero guy changed professions
>>744584573A. He aced it.
>>744584304>ng+>ultra hard difficultyThat's simultaneously the worst and best thing to read for a category, but I assume NG+ still trivializes most things.
>>744584573C
>>744584607>there's anons young enough to not have lived through the retarded controller era
>arnie hour>is actually an hour and a halfdishonest speedrun
>>744584762G-Goosebert would never lose
He looks like a nice bloke.Like he'd ask you what you thought of the westham squad over a pint.
this guy looks like a wholesome personI'd hang out with him
>>744584804Has epic meme that everyone loves Goosebert appeared this year?
Was there any Plum on stream so far?
>people immediately cleared out as soon as ridge racer endedDamn, poor lad.
BUT WHAT COUNTRY DOES HE HAIL FROM?
>Ultra HardNow *THIS* is a real speedrun, none of that baby mode gay ass shit
>>744584842That one anon who kept shitting on it literally memed me into liking it.
>>744584703>trivializes most thingsit does. i am bad at video games and it was a piece of cake on ng+. only a single one bonus hunt was impossible for me to do
THE PLACEHOLDER
wow this game is ugly
>>744584874Deserved.
>>744584904>NG+it is baby mode anon
>>744584874i'd rather watch paint dry than horizon zero dawn but ye still feel kinda sad for the dane
>>744584931>>744584842My fave Edenal BTFO moment is when he did a public poll on stream "Who is better, Plum or Goosebert?" and Plum won by a longshot.
God dammit, I missed first few days because these retards keep the stream up 24/7 so you don't even pay attention that it's live.
>sonic sound visibly startles the runneraudible kek
>>744584874Looks like a moviegame so I can't blame them
still baffling how you can ruin a game about hunting ROBOT DINOSAURS. everyone at sony needs to, as the kids say it, "unalive themselves" right now
>>744585115i never understood why they don't keep reruns on the second channel only and instead just decided to run them 24/7 on main
>>744585106and then they made a plum plush. At least he knows to try and please the people.
>>744585115Classic ESA blunder, I set calendar reminders to make sure I don't miss it
>>744584874Its Horizon
>>744585115maybe you should've been a part of the dogwater=>BSG=>ESA nonstop pipeline then chud
>>744585226what's on the horizon?
>>744584874>>744585093>>744585181>>744585226This is sonyphobia
>>744584292>>744584573SGood!
>actual rollslop
>>744585264no games
this guy is visibly irritated by the "you're too slow" thing kek
>>744584874Weird how game franchise sold like 40 million copies, but nobody is interested in it?
>>744585115Yeah, that's what I've been preaching. They should take down the reruns a week before the event starts, so people might actually notice the start of it. Viewership is currently better than it was on the weekend, which should be telling enough.>>744585196Their main channel probably has the better revenue split, since it's partnered with twitch.
>>744585295How? the previous game was also a playstation game. But it was made back when sony actually tried.
>>744585295No its just the devs somehow took a brilliant premise and just slopped it up
>>744585295grew up basically inhaling sony, the truth is sony gamers are the most oppressed gamers in the current year. went from like 12k platform exclusives to 11
GET TO THE STREAM 2EEUUUAUUUGHHH
damn that runner is ripped
I'm staying with my bloke, fuck stream 2
>>744585361it's his first ESA run, nobody knows him and he has no firends
Oh it's the AVNG terminator game
ARNIE HOUUUUUR LETS GOOOOO
>>744585380wouldn't the second one with all the reruns eventually also achieve twitch partner or are there ranks to this?
>>744585412SO LONG STREAM 1
Of all the licensed games on the NES this one could very well be the worst, which is saying something
>>744585384amazing
Let's go boys
>>744585456We found the singular coping Zero Horizon Dawn fan
I wonder if they ever made an XXX parody of Terminator. I would've called it 'Sperminator'.
I'm going to stream 2, fuck 3DpD
>Arnie Hour>estimate is a hour and a half
He looks like what's his name
So it's just a gauntlet of licensed slop?Why isn't this part of the awful games block?
>>744585493kusoge kino run?
Holy shit, those sprite animations
Damn this dude is jacked,what's his routine?!
>>744585675every time a GDQ run goes over estimate he does 1 push up
>>744585493The same devs also made Rocky & Bullwinkle and Wayne's World for NES, which are equally as bad if not worse.
>>744585675he does 1 (one) push up every time a gdq dono says you know what.
>>744585675every time GDQ shouts "trans right" he does 1 push up
>>744585106>>744584842>>744584804There's a goose shirt and plum gets no tshirt this time around.
>>744585767Save the animals?
>>744585815Dang, how's he still alive?
It might be Horizon but at least he's playing ultra hard. Much prefer that to speedruns on the lowest difficulty.
Man, NES kids had it rough
WHAT KINDA FUCKING ROAD IS THIS
>>744585819>gussy has to try to stay relevant with merch>plum is effortlessly the people's champion
>>744585870He is on NG+ so might as well play on easy
>>744585870What does ultra hard even mean, does he have to watch the movie without popcorn?
>>744585898It's the futureI ain't gotta explain shit
>>744585889Yeah, when they grew up
>>744585889NES kids lived with the fear of their parents unknowingly buying them the most ass game ever made for Christmas
>>744585819Plum has a plush, check mate goosebert.
>>744585476They switched the systems a bunch of times. I think it currently works in a way that you need to reach a certain number of unique, non gifted, subscriptions during a month to gradually get a better split, since there are different tiers. There used to be only partner and non partner and if you got one of those old contracts, you get a favorable split and can't get demoted. The main channel probably has already the best version, since they weren't as stingy back in the day, but they are unlikely to reach that level with the 2nd channel, since I doubt many people subscribe at all, so they're taking advantage of what they already have and farm their average 300 viewers for advertisement money. I'm purely speculating of course, but that's why I believe they're doing at, probably to their detriment when it comes to the first days of the live events.
>>744585930if you ignore the retarded story and characters, the game and setting is actually pretty fun
>>744585825What I wouldn't give to go back to the "save the frames kill the animals" shit
>>744585930kek
What is the Plum situation now? Do they have the rights to her or is it just they cant sue ESA because the company doesnt exist anymore?
for ten minutes I thought the game was arnie hour, not terminator
>>744586074I own her
My favorite section in Predator was the part where Arnie parkoured around a mountain avoiding scorpions and killed ghosts in a cave
>>744586074In a previous thread, an anon said that ESA somehow got the rights to Chenso. I believe it blindly.
>>744586091it's a bunch of nes games of licensed movies with Arnold.
>>744585980Goosebert had a plush first thoughbeit
>YOU'RE TOO SLOW
Ah yes, the NES classic "how the fuck is this related to source material?"
>>744586146and they still haven't sold a single one
Did you guys hear that coin sound?
>>744586210MEDS
>>744586210huh?
>>744586171Uhm, you just gotta read the manual? I'm sure it explains everything
>>744586123Sounds like a real plot for some HK produced knockoff.
>>744586210no?
>>744586210
>>744586202They've sold, not sure why you try and force goosebert hate every event
I remember the scene where Arnie shot the mutant moths
>>744586287i tried to be funny, i'll stop since i obviously suck at it.
>>744586210The best part abour hearing money is that goyim don't know how to, fellow yahudi
>floating predator heads
EAUGH!
>>744586074as if the artist / company has the money to sue a make-a-wish charitythey own plum whether that little minx consents or not
>>744586297now were at the classic part in the movie where he avoids the floating amoebas
Man, NES games have such good soundtracks.
>running multi-hour modern gamesthese never get traction, I don't know why they put them in
>>744586280Next thing you're gonna tell me is that giant Wuthering Heights manor has ever had a mistress or something
>not a single living soul in stream 1 after it was packed for Ridge RacerMust feel bad, that's what you get for running movie games.
>games used to be bet-
>>744586456someone whose life was saved by that game might donate 500 dollars
>>744586483-ter
>>744586456Playstation nation doesn't even care judging by the crowd lol.
BIG MODE
I thought he was gonna say>we needed 500 dollars and are currently 491 dollars away
>>744586480anon you blind?
>wake up and open the streams>stream 1: Horizon Zero Dawn>room is completely empty>stream 2: 30+ year old NES games>room is full
>Everyone crammed into a room for Arnie>Nobody gives a fuck about wokegamebless ESA
holy fucking choke
CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE
Why does the girl on the stream 1 game have such a fat face?
>Bacon doesn't belong in burgerBASED BASED BASED
Why is it called Big Mode?
>>744586662Bacon might be okay, but for some reason they always cram those bacon burgers full of some shitty BBQ sauce.
Did they switch stream 1 and 2 around?
>>744586598FUCK horizon zero dawn
>>744586662yeah cause you should remove the patty, lettuce, cheese, ketchup and pickles to make room for MORE BACON!!!!
Why is the guy in stream 1 alone? D-did he eat the people watching!?
>>744586707Because he's a big guy.
>>744586767everyone has already seen the movie he is watching.
>>744586767RebelDragon finally woke from his hibernation and is stalking the halls consuming anyone unfortunate enough to encounter him
>>744586761alright, i'm going to get some bacon with eggs now
>>744586761I'dAlso that looks like a small portion for the average American.
>>744586767He's playing Horizon
>>744586662>in a burgerI know it's haram but you don't have to out yourself like that esl muhammad
Pleasantly surprised they haven't been spamming the Arnie grunt, you know every GDQ donation would have been masters of comedy saying the same thing
>Silent Hill designed its school after the one from Kindergarten CopHuh I don't think I've heard that before
>>744586835unfortunate? it's a blessing to serve as tribute to the local god of speedrunning
>>744586882There is some annoying spamming from time to time. That guy saying B-B-BUMPER or something like that. I cant remember.Lets hope he stays away this time.
>>744586882>TRANS RIGHTS EAUGH!
The backdrop is wrinkling...
>>744586897Not sure if sarcasm or not.
Wow GDQ don't have a viewer syphoning event on this time. Surprising.
Now he's fighting a TMNT
Oh yeah, remember when Arnie beat up a ninja turtle? Good times
>>744587004nope. im not a big silent hill trivia guy either but i feel like of all the streams ive seen of it that i would have seen someone mention this before. maybe they did and i wasnt paying attention
>>744587021the GDQ staff is busy forming a pentagram around matty's nugget body while chanting the final chorus
what are the arnie games
The floating Predator head was a marvel of CGI and practical effects for its time
>>744587146Are they summoning his limbs back from purgatory?
>>744586897Something like the devs used several western movies for references and that was one of the movies used.
ohhh, arnie for arnold.
>Arnie's pecs move with each step of his sprite
>>744587146What body part are they sacrificing this time? What are they trying to get from Baal now?
is this the game with the glory wall
>>744587225
>>744587146
To be, or not to be? Not to be.
>Consider that a divorceFuck, this one really got me for some reason
>>744587225anon?
>>744587269https://litter.catbox.moe/7fi36kxvenckmbuf.mp4
>>744587259>What are they trying to get from Baal now?Trans rights>What body part are they sacrificing this time?The only part that makes sense.
>>744587306this is cursed
Poor stream1 runner.
tuturu
>Arnold gets chased by hordes of murderous hobosJesus Raimi
>>744587196>>744587259through the blood offering he shall be anew with KFFC as his carrier. seven days of chant will rebirth the limbless one, his old vessel nourishing the rabid youngthey couldn't cockblock ESA this time because her last egg's running dry
>>744587351I'm not clicking that shit!I clicked
>>744587351exactly what I was looking for
bakie...
>>744587410Don't feel bad. He submitted this game. He should feel bad. Fuck him.
>>744587351what the fuck is this game. I've never seen Total Recall
>>744587351>penis music plays while this happenskino
i want the stream 1 guy o give me a hug
>>744587021Argrick was streaming actually
Dude what even is this soundtrackThe NES era truly was wild
>>744587164>Terminator 2>Predator >Total Recall >The Last Action HeroI think that's it
>>744587410The party is in stream 2
>>744587492I'm on it
>>74458744541 thousand sacrificial souls for the price of one new body. It is no wonder that they cultivate a certain audience prone to sudden death at the most opportune time for harvest
Oh yeah remember the mars cowboys and their mars squirrels
I NEED TO MIG
MIG OR DIE>>744587664>>744587664>>744587664
What the hell was that coin sound
I'm leaving this thread. See you in the next one.
Its time to transition to another thread xisters
>two threadsretards
>>744587721They have to fight to the death now to determine the winner
>>744586761I always preferred the parody show 'Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time'
>>744587542Oh right, he's their new lapdog and now UKSG are in cahoots with them.
>>744584292ADelightful run of a classic. This yato is ok too
