Stream 1:https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathonhttps://youtube.com/@ESAMarathon/liveNow: Godzilla: Monster of MonstersNext: Destruction Derby 2Later: UnravelStream 2:https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon2AsleepSchedule: https://esamarathon.com/schedule/
GOTTA BE FASTER
I have transitioned into this thread
IM A HEADBANGA
>>744709525Garland Miggs here. Need a break from reality.
PLUM
did I miss any kino in the last 8 hours
PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM
PLUM PLUM PLUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PLUM BROS WERE SO BACK
I'm fighting aliens and laughing at the danger
>>744709610More like a drill dozer
DON'T STOP UNTIL YOU'RE NUMB
>>744709654>>744709674>>744709675>>744709679There is no Plum here and there never was!
CUMIN PLUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>744709631What is your greatest fear Major Briggs
>>744709525Previous thread:>>744699617
>>744709673yea hamtaro
I have plum fatigue
what's with this jarpig starting town music
>>744709673Hamtaro taught us a shit ton of new words. You will smoochie it when you watch it.
>>744709763Glad none of these people are here this event
>>744709763would
I have fatigue from cumming in plum
>>744709763me mashing the "kill all furries" button
>>744709798never happened, that was a tulpa
>>744709763MIZZOW WATCH OOOOUUUUUUT
Please Plum.... The spirit is willing but the body is broken and bruised!>she keeps going like this
>>744709873FUCKING TO THE BEAT OF THE DRUM
>>744709763based furchads
>>744709873Plum is the trans right of ESA
>>744709906CUMIN PLUM!!!
oh this was on avgn
>ALReady lost 5 secondslmao
When does the red dude show up?
>>744710016you just missed him
one hour twenty minutes godzilla monster of monster nintendo entertainment system run
>>744710136music to my ears
>>744710136Sounds good, already locked in
woomy noooo
>>744710136comfy...
>the monster we're going to fight on this stage is a big pollution monster and its probably some allegory for something>more relevant than everI agree we should nuke india
>>744710646and china
Why does ESA allow this Pluto slander on their streams?
>>744711178Picking on the weak and underprivileged, disgusting.
what do we think of the lineup today?
>>744711178fuck pluto, he is undeserving of the descriptionthe only reason people have any fondness for that planetoidlet is because they've been tricked by all of the not-to-scale charts and school books depicting him as a formidable planet, when in fact he's smaller than our own moon
>>744711726Stream 1 looks bloated
>>744711764I respect out moon as well as Pluto
>>744711764don't be so mean
>>744711764tldr: my penor small so i bully pluto
>>744711726>stream 2 stops>3,5h Pokemon on stream 1What the fuck? At least I'll get to bed early today.
>>744711726>spyro 2>ctr>megaman3>007>stream2 also has good stuff like ninja gaiden or star warsanother day of multitask watching
>>744711726didnt we already have jedi academy earlier
>>744711726>RebelDragon yakuza
OH he was saying "badger"
>>744711726Can't wait for Spyro
>>744711972that was jedi academy 2
>>744711972Outcast
>>744712040
>buddy goes to ESA once in a while>debated going just to hang out with him>remember i have to deal with whatever the fuck is going on therei would be banned really fast but id at least be remembered for it. also leaving the country is a hassle
>>744712181cool story bro
>>744711726Lookin pretty good
RATE GODZILLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>744712263B Solid
>>744712263B
>>744712263B pretty good
>>744712263A pretty fun jank game
>>744712263A
>>744712263A fun and very under estimate
>>744712263A good stuff
>>744712263F let mothra die too many times
Good mornin everynyan
>>744712263S
>>744712474Bonjour
T
>french>racing game
>gay vulcan on steam
>>744712682This guy always runs some racing game
>>744711726Stream 1 looks great once we get to midday. Stream 2 should be good from start 'til stop
>>744712263I'm doin' him an A
>slept through FFX, Hamtaro and MarioDid I miss ludo?
>>744712824ya
>>744712824FFX went off the rails somewhat.
WTF is that on the right
>>744712987french fruit
>>744712824hamtaro was great
>>744713005no that one's the irish fop
>>744712987first time seeing a dude with long hair?
>>744712987dont see anything wrong with him
>>744713034>>744713052pooftas
>>744713020oh you're right, an irish piteog then
>>744713078>sees a dude>penis gets confused for some reasn cause hes gay>other people are the faggotsok
>>744713034>>744713052AIDS survivorProbably related to Oscar Wilde
That escalated quickly.
>>744713109>sees an obvious gay fag with a woman's haircut>acts retardedok
>>744713165so pissed i slept through Hamtaro
>>744713165lookit all that green
>>744713165godful
>those rating countslol lmao
>>744713254Kinda suprised there hasn't been a reddit/discord raid this time.
amateur architect in the crowd
>>744713165Been busy all week, haven’t had a chance to watch yetAre the runs all actually good or is this just GDQ fatigue voting?
>>744713357there was for wall-e
>>744713195Americans got something to enjoy for once
>>744713461it gets the esa bump, but I wouldnt say any run is an absolute must watch
>>744713461the two biggest reasons why gdq runs are rated poorly is either dogshit games/runners, or a good game/runner with shit dono reading, shoutouts, and stuff to ruin an otherwise good run. all the other speedrun events don't have too much of the first, and significantly less of the second.
>>744713461they are all just normal runsyou don't get to see normal runs these days so they are rated high
get flipped nerd
>>744713461
I miss the graveyard shift Stream 2 kino though
>>744713461They're good runs in good environments You might just not like speedruns very much
>>744713917Bot post?
>>744713895>"This game is older than GTA 1 so this is the real Liberty City">gets raped
>>744713897i miss zelda low %
i thought all the french were banished to bsg
>>744713952Ice cream? I love ice cream!
>teakanji>has to perfomatively drink tea every few minutesIt's all an act to this fags
>>744713994yeah stuff like that was great
>>744713997The French have their own event.
>>744713461There's been a lot of C/B runs that weren't anything amazing but just normal pretty good runs.It looks inflated by contrast because there's usually a lot more dogshit.
>>744713994no, you don't miss a run that was 14 hours of nothing
>>744713994
>All racesDoes it really count if he doesn't win the race?
>wake up to Destruction Derby 2 >almost doneDang it, this was one of my favorite games ever as a weelad.
>>744714173Makes me smile every time. This is what all Stream 2s should strive for
>>744714198You played a lot of games
>>744714241the anti-/v/
RATE Destruction Derby 2
>>744714329B
>>744714329A
>>744714329C
First try lol
kino
>>744714329B+
>>744714329B-
someone webm him making everyone commit mass suicide
>>744714329F because of they/them
>>744714453on it
>>744713461>Are the runs all actually good or is this just GDQ fatigue voting?GDQ has hatewatchers rating inoffensive runs low for trivial reasons. That said, ESA is the best event this summer by far. You can compare Pepsiman runs at last BSG and this ESA, pretty much the same run by the same runner, but the difference in energy is obvious.
u
need more plum
>>744714502the energy was identical imho
>>744714239Stream 2’s 100% Minish Cap run a few years ago was amazing too
>>744714480That's the host
>>744714529I got you, anon
>>744714453here ya go ladthrew in the replay as well
>>744714606plum erotic...
>>744714656bless you anon
>>744714550ZFG's little brother did a great job.
>>744714656
>>744714606UOOHHH I wanna taste that sweet sweet plumdump!!!
real knitter hours
>knitting speedrunkek
NICE AUDIO LEVELS SHOUT OUTS
Can you stop?
I would've played this if not for ubishit launcher
>Wake up>Plum's song is the first thing in my mind
>>744715016i'm more like zoom zoom zoom
>knittingThe flashbacks
>knittingHoly kino can they stop
>>744715009It sure looks and sounds pretty
why do scandis only make walking sims
This is peak comfy.
Better speedgame than I anticipated.
CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE
giant enemy crab
>>744715236I agree
>just leaves the crab trapped in the cage foreverevil game
where does the yarn come from?
>>744715236never heard of this game has a very nice aesthetic
this is the cutest game ive ever seen
to think i almost skipped this run
>>744715009>ubishitI might have bought it, since it's on a sale for only 5 bucks on steam>it's actually EA launcher that's requiredMiss me with that shit
I can’t help but think he’s pulling his intestines
i hate limbolikes
who left all that red yarn in the yard?
>>744715489yeah, I bought the second in a sale without seeing that and when I had time to play it, it was too late for a refund
where is this little red guy going
dem thighs
fishe
what are they knitting?
>>744715632Plums
>>744715009>>744715489>Is that another launcher atop the default DRM one I already use>AHH SAVE ME GABEN
>>744715916disingenuous retard
get wrecked
choke
why is he narrating his run like a bob ross painting?
I hate knitters
>estimate is only 4 minutes more than WRBrave
i'm german and i don't understand a word the baum is saying
>>744716094well he's not speaking german
>>744716068It's probably a side effect of running this game
>there was a bridge in paris that people would put locks on to symbolize their eternal love>so many people did it that they had to take the fence down>"ironically it would have lasted longer if they put their locks anywhere else so there's a lesson in that: to think for yourself"based. fuck the lemmings in this game and in real life
>>744716094do you have hearing problems nonny?
>>744716163the lesson i take from that is "no matter what you do a million other retards will ruin it"
if he finds a dead kid at the end of the game, i'm gonna say a slur
>>744716163the city should have just relocated the entire section with the logs and do so every n years so they don't lose their tourist revenueoh yeah and charge for it too
did not expect a game about a yarn demon to be this comfy
i thought ea discontinued their retard player
>somebody get these KNITTERS out of here
I HATE FUCKING KNITTERS
>>744716317Physics and level design look decent enough, but the sound and music design is what's carrying it for me. I'm so glad you can actually hear the games on ESA
>this is my favourite memory of the game>2 suits fighting
TKD
knitters could be here...
>>744716362no game is worth installing origin for
>>744716492the one and only time i did that was for ME2 and only because the dlc's didn't work for the pirated version.
this guy is going to set off a bomb inside the hotel when his run ends
>White-face in the gameNOT COOL!
I feel an overestimate comingBut if he clutches up and nails it this is an S run
>>744716649it's okay when knitters do it, but knot when i do a cotton-picker joke
>>744716458>changing from the usual spotDaring today, aren't we
Do they force volunteers to do hosting, or how do people who can't speak consistently end up behind the mic?
>>744714724Why are they giving him a blow job on stage?
>>744716809i'm not the usual guy either, but somebody has to do it
>>744716848Nah they dont, its pretty mid unc
>>744716810You can volunteer for certain things, like tech, hosting, helpdesk etc.
>>744716846incentive
Any kixxy spottings this event?If not, would it be safe to assume she might’ve gotten kicked for the streams she did drunk in her room lmao?
>>744716873She has a new boyfriend that didnt want her showing up
>>744716873no, she's currently locked in my basedment
>>744716873her run is up next!
>>744716913That was me sorry.
overestimate incoming
wtf, he put the estimate 4 minutes off his PB, what an absolute madman
Seems we have a lot of record holders and top 3 runners this ESA, that can explain the quality of these runsIf gdq would stop allowing their theatre kid orgs to do their shitty pokemon runs to waste the schedule they could have better events
>>744717025GDQ also had those for games with just two runners.
just furiously jerk off and walk when the wind and snow gets to be too much
>>744716873She's a confirmed curry fan now
>>744717025Just don't check the leaderboard of the Smushi all achievements run. I guess it was on stream 2 though.
is that bob ross's lost son?
>>744717025GDQ's problem is also incessant interruptions for donations. Just imagine this run with some banshee screeching every minute about some nonsense.
Are you SURE you know how to knit? Cos it's been an hour and you haven't made that much.
>>744713165You guys know why these runs are rated better than GDQ runs, right? Honestly, it's disgusting.
>underestimateAbsolute madman.
she made a snake!
this run would be the world record if this guy didn't already smash the previous record btw
>>744717164Yeah the hosts inserting themselves can ruin even the best runs
that's it??that's the ending???wtf
he cant use that word
thank god its over i fucking hate kni-
>Do NOT play that piece of shit sequellol based
Rate Unravel
>>744717237it's fine he said "knitta"
>>744717259C
>>744717259A for the run. (f) for knitting
>>744717264A very comfy
>>744717259>>744717264S+ for Speedrunning Bob Ross
>>744717264A
>>744717259>>744717264A
>>744717259>>744717264C for cob ross
>>744717259B was very cozy though
>>744717259C - was a decent run, nothing special
>>744717259>>744717264A- didn't think it would hold my attention all the way through>>744717232True, where is my depression doomerism?
>>744717259>>744717264C
>>744717259>>744717264B it was nice to drink my morning coffee to
>>744717264B+
>>744717259>>744717264Even with an almost guaranteed overestimate he nailed it, it was also super comfy with good commentary by the runnerS
>>744717259>>744717264B
>>744717259A
>>744717259A!
>Willow already startedwtf Bob Ross put me in a trance
>>744717376ah shit i keep missing stream 2s start
>>744717259>>744717264I'm doin' him an A
>>744717259>>744717264A.
I get why people enjoy this but this lacks soul, charisma and personality, not to mention production value. It's just white dudes
>>744717264>>744717259AHighly comfy content
>>744717376kekI'm surprised that the room is so packed
>>744717515>It's just white dudesyeah its europe
>>744717515Did your previous bait not get any replies so you had to try again? Try finding another hobby than stirring up shit needlessly.
>>744717560>cant refute my point
>"man, i hope i'm not late from my destruction derby race"https://files.catbox.moe/sb39st.mp4
>>744717539oh is that willow featuring warwick davis as seen in star wars
>>744717539>>744717376people just love warwick davis
>>744717602damn she's good
>>744717602cringe
>>744717602she's a public menace!
>>744717602
>>744716873didn't suck enough dicks this time around
>baka mitaiHonestly sick of this song.
TimeSplitters baby!
>>744716873Too boring. Chlods personality mogged her
>stream 2 packed>stream one emptyhuh?
>>744716873>If not, would it be safe to assume she might’ve gotten kicked for the streams she did drunk in her room lmao?No thats retarded, Chlods did the same and is still here. ESA doesnt really care about that sort of shit
>>744717819just wait until you see stream 3
>>744717819All because of this single image
>>744717819we're not the only miggers here..
>>744717790this
>>744717771Wasn't much a fan of Timesplitters Rewind.Felt the balance was off and the music worse for the most part.
>>744717850Posted it again award
>>744717539NES boomer games always get crowds and generally have entertaining runners
LOUD
>>744717884Cute and based
>can't hear the musicCriminal.
>>744716873She left after having a falling out with yucaesar for being too cute
>>744717948
Remember Timeplsiiters?
love the gun sounds in this game
Baby, it's time to split
>>744714502>TimesplittersOnly thing I remember about this game: Tommy Gun x2
>>744717602Legend
>stepped out to do IRL things cus I thought Unravel would be bad>Missed ludoIt keeps happeniiiiiing
Always loved the variety the Timesplitters series had. I's a western! Now it's sci-fi, now it's horror, now it's a circus!
>>744718219you also missed plum
>>744718243Multiplayers was really fun because that.
>>744718126for me, its dual SBP90s
>>744718219I wouldn't call it ludo, but it was very relaxing, yet interesting to watch thanks to the physics and atmosphere.
>>744718276
>2 streamswhere we droppin bois
Timesplitters must be the only series, where revolvers are the worst guns in the game.
>>744718412Stream 2 has much cozier lighting
Good, some firepower
>>744718412I will always watch Timesplitters
It's almost time
What's the best way to play Timesplitters now if I missed out on the whole series?
>>744718546it's snorlax!
rate willow
>>744718802A
>>744718660I'm biased because my first Timesplitters was 2 bit I'd still recommend starting from that one. Get a buddy to play the co-op campaign also
>>744718802B
>>744718802C
>>744718802no
>>744718832I mean are there modern ports or are versions of them from release fine?
>>744718802AVery comfy
>>744718802I'm doin' him a B
>>744718802B+
>>744718872>https://www.timesplittersrewind.com/Saves you the trouble of emulating bro
>>744718660don't know whats "best" but dolphin is great for 2 and FP. You can get mouse support as well.Like this guy, the xbox series s/x has 2 and FPPCSX2 is the way to play 1
>>744718802ITS WILLOW
>>744718963that looks retarded
>>744718963Wow it's Jeff Hardy!
speedrund
My cat is named Willow...RATE HER
>>744718660there is also this for 2 if you want a pc port type thinghttps://github.com/HFTSRedux/TS2Redux
>>744719042cute/10
>>744719042SSS
>>744718660Probably emulation.One thing to keep in mind if you play 1, is that it's story is very different from 2 and 3. 's story levels are pretty much just time trial levels, and it's fucking hard.
>>744719017True>>744719034It's Jeff Hardy's darker side
>>744719042ZZZ for whoring your cat out
>>744718963
BIGFOOT ON STREAM 2
>hear coin sound>neither stream is playing MariosWhat the hell
'member monster cars? do they still even make those?
>>744719169Schizo-kun...
>>744719095How much booze does he need to achieve it?
>>744719042S
where's my wife, gretel
Almost time for rebeldragon kino
Doesn't seem to be any break in the schedule for a few hours. looks like I won't be going on my morning walk today lads
>>744719221Just stand up for half an hour, it's basically the same thing. No need to go outside.
Bigfoot looks a lot different than he did in the 60's...
is it the camera or is Apollosmug covered in bruises?
>>744719286Good idea! Thanks anon!
>>744719220i would like to think that this was actually /v/, but was it?
>fockinnn'.....
>>744719221Stand up and do jumping jacks. NOW.
Why is everyone so healthy looking
Based Apollo flexing freedom units on the Euros>>744719349Swedes didn't take the NES Relay loss too well
>>744719410>were we, or were we not. Up Finnieston crane the other night
>expected bigfoot>truck game
>>744719510He's driving.
>>744719510Nah, you just missed him
>>744719286Kikuri sex
>>744718963WUAH HA HA HA HA
Bigfoot is trashing this man's house right now
So someone will make a jacking webm from this right?
>>74471922120 squats during each intermission. All of youI said ALL of you
>>744719729I would squat on rebeldragon's dih
RATE TimeSplitters: Future Perfect
>>744719729squat on this *unsheathes katana*
>>744719729i ain't doing squat knitter
>>744719729'ate squats. Give me a push-up count instead.
>>744719770S for Scottish
>>744719770I liked it, A
>>744719770ARespectable time as he said it himself
>>744719729*parries* Get out of here little man
>>744719770A
>>744719770Proper run, A
>>744719770S
>>744719591
>>744719770AGood run, patter was a bit shite
>>744719789Do 10 both bro. Legs and knees are important
>>744719770B
>>744719770S for split!
>>744719850/v/ is a fat fuck board, you have to go back
>>744719828Holy shit it all makes sense now
>>744719770I'm doin' him an A
>>744718546I am awake and my body craves the dragon
>>744719828lmao
First time ESA enjoyer. There's no prize shows or theater kid stuff?
>>744719828Is this fucking real
Just woke up. How was Godzilla?
STARDENBURDENHARDENBART>>744719770A
>games will never be this cool againman...
gatto rectum...
>>744719915There used to be some pre-exodus, now it seems they got rid of it>>744719919Very good
>>744719828KEK
>>744719967I cant stop looking at it...
meow
>>744719915Some, but far less. this year has been extremely light on non-runs, hence why ratings are higher. People are in a better mood.
>what do you think of the soundtrack?>its pretty cool though its been the same track repeating the whole time
kek what a place to break down at
>>744720079Wtf is that real
>>744720026I prefer this approach
Bigfoot, more like iCari warriors am i right haha
>>744720132Yes I'm the cat
95 SOULS SACRIFICED IN REVERENCERELEASE THE DRAGON
The lord of calories cometh
>>744720169haha lol lmao even
rate big foot
>2 streams>just runsWhat is this sorcery
>>744720302B
i'm going to say something. I really missed these chill music segments beetwen runs
>>744720302B-
Metal gear or yakuza? Which fatigue do you have less of?
>>744720302C was fine but not really interesting
>>744720302B for Bigfoot
>>744720302Bidnt watch but it should b a B for Bigfoot
You can't just rate B because Bigfoot starts with B...
>>744720302B ig Foot
>>744720354Never got into yakuzas, going metal gear myself. There's gotta be cool skips and glitches
>>744720302DDidn't watch
you can hear me fore you see me
>>744720390i can>>744720302B for Big Foot
>>744720390What are you talking about? In fact allNon-B ratings should be removed
>>744720390I rate this post G as for Gay haha
>>744720447
>>744720390B igfoot. Because he monke…
>>744720447No..
>>744720447blown the fuck out goddamn
>>744720447A for Absolutely destroyed
>>744720494LIZ LOVE
>>744720447I rate you B for Bigot HEHE
cute on stream2
Womon…
>>744720573You get an F for faggot
The ESA cuties don't stop coming
good morning Hamigos.How was Sunshine through Unravel? I slept through them peacefully
>SwitchGod damnit ya fuckin blew it
>another actual womanGDQ could never
A woman playing metal gear?
>real female running mg msxDidn't see that coming. Let's see how bad she will do.
>everyone sitting in the backTHEY'RE MASTERBATING
This isn't really the MSX version is it? I remember it being at least 30 fps, this looks like 15 or 10 fps, absolutely unplayable
Womyn?! I'm coming
You can't rate a run S just because a woman ran it.
>>744720637huh? a real woman?
>>744720693I can rate a run S for whatever reason I want.
Do girls like Metal Gear?
Lets gooo rebeldragon
HES HERE
>>744720693I'm gonna rate S just to spite you
>>744720693i won't watch the run and still rate S. what now gayboy?
>>744720693watch me
>>744720691This is MSX on Switch as she said.>>744720729They absolutely do, for the men I assume mostly. Mint and Mori love the series.
THE KING IS BACK
top lad
GO BACK TO STREAM 1
big guy
luv me boy rebel
what's with the "improved" font, it's just breaking immersion
WIDESCREEN
I like Rebel, I like Yakuza, but I really can't care for Yakuza runs.
>yakuzanever mind, hopping back to stream 2
REBELDRAGONHE DOESNT EVEN FIT IN THE DAMN FRAME
ew the bald mexican is ruining another stream
rebeldragon95 on 1? sorry mlady i must take my leave
did they shrink the runner cam?
BIG LOAD
Why does it seem like that brown guy with the goatee is always trying to position himself in a visible spot on the camera?
>>744720980Like the bald mexican retard, he's craving attention
>>744720980meds
>>744720980i think it means you have autism
>>744720980>>744721006Are you okay, retards?
Yakuza 3 is the worst one
>>744720896must be imagining things
>>744721082KEK
Weird responses to an honest question
i have the world record score of hook on the game gear
I remember making it kinda far in the Metal Gear NES game but not sure I finished it. I also heard that it's a poor version of the MSX version though so far it looks the same
Notice how much closer they want to sit with rebeldragon than the indian guy
>>744721228That's his gravitational pull
>>744721228smelly browns on both sides
>>744721228Can't really see
>>744720896The size depends on the game's aspect ratio
>>744721291Actually watchable
Did they change the layout or something?
>>744721291BIGGER
ILLEGAL
>Sandwich loving woman>Someone I aspire to beoh no rebeldragon bros...not like this
Is it really a true rebeldragon run if something doesn't go catastrophically wrong during it?
>>744721368he's halfway there
>>744721342>the game plays youBravo, Kojima
Donation incentive idea: hot dog eating contest between rebeldragon and tiny tim
>>744721387There’s still time
MGS runner gives the vibe that he's a good goofy dude
Donation incentive idea: redeldragon eats tiny tim
>>744721424this, but chlods and puppery
>>744721424Tinytim won't be at anymore ESAs
>>744721442He's not running tho
>>744721360where's that webm with the acoustic runner freaking out because a cartoon bikini babe walks around with a platter of melons in a cutscene when i need it
>>744721424Rebel accidentally eats Tim amidst the chaos
>>744721424my favorite is when his save file corrupted during his darkest dungeon run last esa
just phasing through don't mind me
>>744721536Hey it's that dude who used to no_clip to school!
>>744711726It really feels like ESA is back to normal again. Do they get a good amount of submissions now that its been some time?
>wake up>/our lad/ is streamingToday is a good day
>>744721536the spirit of the hundreds lost to rebeldragon
>>744721472Oh shit did I just perform misogyny
>I remember getting lost for ages figuring out where I was supposed to gome too lady. fuck kojima btw
>>744721536That's the orbital velocity required to go around him
>>744721461Why?
>>744712237Coco's cocos!
>>744721306Kek
>>744721592part of Argicks clique who are now boycotting ESA
>>744721653>boycotting ESAThey got paid by GDQ to not participate in ESA
>>744721689they're all going to be at GDQ Gamescom too
>>744721653proof? He was just at last years ESA and has been dealing with health issues
>>744721689Serious accusation. Grounds for legal action.
>>744721653Was Argick part of the boycot? I thought he just quiet quit as he got a larger roll in GDQ
>>744721737That's a case for the internet police
>>744721653Oi oi, saying those things about Tiny Tim in this town, you've got a lot of chotto nerve.
>>744721736Tinytim was at GDQ this summer
>>744721198>I also heard that it's a poor version of the MSX version though so far it looks the samepeople only parrot that because it wasn't approved by la creatividad himself, the only major flaw with it is the forest maze section but both versions are worth playing imo
>>744721785Peak SOVL
>>744721736They have sold their souls to the devil.
>>744721742Yes, pretty much. He didn't burn the bridges as hard as others, but the mentioned changes are probably Edenal and Planks stepping down, which hasn't happened and isn't going to happen.
>>744721653He had so much fun last year and everybody showed him love. He is a fake bitch then
Ah fuck I was watching the kino on stream I didn't pay attention
>>744721785Is RebelDragon nice irl? Might wanna say hi if I attend ESA Winter
>>744721785Excited for more sharkino later today.
>>744721857This image is older than some posters on /v/. I wonder if he ever cleaned that up and how
>>744721889Seems like a nice dude tbqh
>>744721838I see. Actually pretty reasonable and diplomatic of him
>>744721781>>744721837that isn't any kind of proof for such an accusation. he's been connected to GDQ for years foolshe's literally a mod in this chat from 3 years ago >>744719220if he never showed up to another ESA following the great migration you could claim that but he did show up multiple times
>>744721785two legends
>>744721653Were joshimuz and heinki also part of his group?
>>744721838>significant changesWhat were those again? Not having the transgender quota?
>>744721889I saw RebelDragon at a grocery store in Malmo yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
>>744721689>>744721730For anyone who hasnt checked out this schedule yet and has seen enough ESA to know the old regulars names please check this out https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/67 its so petty. "We have ESA at home" shit.
>>744719770ATalk about splitting time
Rate Yakuza
>>744722021SSS
>>744721993What the fuck how did he get away with this?
>>744722021B ig lad
>>744721993Should’ve said 1500>>744722021B for big boy
>>744722021A
>>744721958They are now
>>744722021SSS I am never giving rebeldragon anything less after what we did to him in '23. Also, solid commentary as always
>>744722003Other then tinytim i won't really miss any of them.
>>744722021Easy A+
>>744722021B
>>744721958The ESA boycotters yes but not the Argick clique who went to GDQ and sold UKSG to it. Heinki is part of the BSG crew, Joshimuz part of that British GTA crew, he's been at a few GDQs and UKSgs since he left ESA, but he's mostly focusing on trying to be a streamer now. rather than events. Josh also wasn't a part of the mass exodus, he was still at the one ESA after that, then quit afterwards. He had his own disgruntled issues with ESA.
>>744722021A it turns out I don't hate Yakuza speedruns, just they fact they nearly always take 5 fucking hours
>>744722021F for the bald mexican ruining the run
>>744721993this is one of my favorite pastas
>>744722021A for rebel and finally having a yakuza run that isn't 3 hours
>>744721785>Saves the great plague of ESA 2026 in your path
Rate Metal Gear MSX (girl!)
>>744722158A
>>744722158B for Bretty good
>>744722158B
>>744722158B for bomfy
>>744722158A, solid
>>744722021A, for rebeldragon it was a very good run
holy shit that couch must be made of Dragonforce
>>744722021Yakuz(A)
>>744722158S
BIG
>>744722003>EnglishBen>Yato>AEtienne>JoshimuzNone of these explicitly left because of the drama as far as I know, and it doesn't matter much. Whoever thinks it's a good idea to affiliate themselves with GDQ should do so, I'm done with that event and won't watch, no hatewatching either. Also won't hold a grudge or something if they decide to come back.
>>744722158SS for Solid Snake!
goddamn look at him on that couch
He's a big guy
>>744721974Basically for Edenal and Planks to leave. To be honest the issue was never ever the Lovare thing. Dissent and low morale was happening for a while before that, we used to always get the gossip in these threads. The Lovare thing was just their excuse to finally get out and leave ESA in my opinion. Thats how I saw it, they saw an out.If they truly cared about that, Argick and the others would not put Skenmy as head of safeguarding for UKSG when he was head of safeguarding for ESA at the time the Lovares stuff happened.
>>744722158Splayed it biasdon't care>>744721797gotcha
>>744722158B for Big Boss
>>744722230Yato's even been in the chat for practically the whole event
>>744722158S olid snake
>>744722230Yato left because of the drama, he had a big uncle tom moment in the discord
>>744722158A for metAl gear solid
Jesus they're so small compared to him
>>744722063Same. I think ESA is better now post exodus than it was pre-exodus. It was going down in a really bad path IMO with their own versions of theater kid segments and skids, and was becoming GDQ light. To this day that summer GDQ with Big Jon is my least fave.New cliques have of course rolled in, e.g. Playstation Nation, but I find them better than the old cliques. The exodus was ultimately a net benefit as it got rid of all the runners I disliked.
>>744722229Ogremaxxing
>>744722280what's the cord? I want to join
>>744721536Gravitational slingshot
>>744722158B for metal gear By hideo kojima
>>744722297Yeah, this. If 'people you know' means I have to watch more skits at ESA I'm good.
>>744722230I dont think a lot will come back unless Edenal steps down, which if he was gonna, he would have.
>>744722240Nta but isn't this basically Edenal's event? Who's gonna run it if not him?
BAKE or RAPE
>>744722280post proofs
>>744722292
>>744722297Agreed.
>>744722158B+
>>744722358It's only page 9, lad
Why doesn't RebelDragon95, the largest speedrunner, not simply eat the other two?
>>744722350Etienne, probably? I think he was there until the last ESA?
>>744722334>>744722297Every time I say I don't enjoy the skits at ESA at the thread when they are done I get spammed calling my unfunny and a loser and how skit friendship simulators is the best shit ever.
how was the ffx run? i went to bed right when they fucked the rng
>>744722297Respect for Eris for sticking through it, even if his runs are mid with the exception of MW2
>>744722003Man, gdq really is trying to co-opting the european speedrun scene.
>>744722280Yato was shitting on them for banning people from the Discord server over criticism. He outright stated he would show up to a following event after everything went down but didn't because he didn't get on the schedule so it wasn't worth taking off work. Also >>744722261
>>744722229What a chad
>>744722387That's because I wasn't online.
>>744722368
Reminder that Rebel is an unashamed coomer on his twitter.
>>744722481My king
>>744722387I hated the threads during that ESA too because It was full of GDQ tourists and every time I said the skits werent good and should be over an hour long I was called a doomposter
>>744722481hes just like me fr
>>744722481Could he be any more based?
Bakie pls
>>744722481Based
>>744722481whereall i see is friday night reposts
>>744722481Absolute chad that didnt fall for the bsky crap
>>744722412Yeah. They've already absorbed UKSG, who agreed out of pettiness to take down ESA.
>rebeldragon is 31wtf i thought he was 24 or something
>>744722413They were banning people for making unfounded claims about Edenal letting people rape the women
>>744722230>>744722350>>744722386We're starting to see some of the old guard come back. But I think a lot of them intended to come back and were waiting for the controversy to blow over.
rebel is BIG BIG BIGBIG BIG BIGBIG BIG BIGBIG BIG BIG
guy on left looks like a non union mexican equivalent of tim curry
>>744722591What do you think the 95 stands for, bruv?
>>744722591he was
>>744722229
>>744722591Yes, the 95 stands for 1995
HIGH SPEED MIGGIN>>744722625>>744722625>>744722625
>>744722567uhhhh
>>744722616Kek I see it
>>744722620Kek true
>>744722229>>744722643That smile. He knows exactly whats gonna happen after this interview. The same thing that happened at ESA Winter 2026, when he got out of control. We still don't know where those missing runners went...
>>744722229>>744722643Plum's mirin'
>>744722664NOOOO
>>744722481based
>>744722609Its been interesting to see UKSG, NSG and BSGs reaction to not being the ESA killers they thought they'd be.>UKSG ran to GDQ and sold their souls>NSG people have slowly come crawling back to ESA>BSG has been a mix of both
>>744722567I don't get why people get to pissy at bluesky when twitter looks to be mostly bots.
>>744722664what the fuck is a jammy dodger
>>744722813Shortcake/biscuit with jam sandwiched inside.They're pretty good.
>>744722615GDQ simply does it bigger.
