Stream 1:https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathonhttps://youtube.com/@ESAMarathon/liveNow: Crash Team RacingNext: Mega Man 3Later: GoldenEye 007Stream 2:https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon2Now: StrayNext: Star Wars Jedi Knight: Jedi AcademyLater: Infernax
Fuck miggers, nobody likes you :)
SHE WAS ONLY PAGE 9 YOU SICK FUCK
>>744735779
I'M PLUMMING
previous thread>>744728707
migging
>>744735779someone had to say it loudly
i ain't no migger
Run improved as soon as he switched to the second modpack
I'm Hypnoshark
i have transitioned
Cute kot
KILL ME PETE
miggin'
>>744735779FPBP
>>744735958FUCK I'm never baking again after this
>>744735947Nani!? Sh-She's fast!
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIMMIGGINGGGGGGGGGGG
these tracks look better than the OG tracks wtf
>>744736010must be a regional dialect
Migging gaily
Here's the rules:-No girlfriends-No wives-No couples
Reminder for newfriends, we hate hypnoshark
>Temu Rainbow Roadkek this is so shit
>>744736072Uh oh, you're gonna trigger his thread defender
mig
>>744736043can't believe there's autists out there autistic enough to make shit like this in a closed source PS1 game
>>744736043They have unlimited time, unlimited memory on the system since it's emulator, and better modeling tools than in 1999
i love ctr since i was a kid and i was disgustingly surprised to find out theres a somewhat large amount of people who want to fuck dingodile (or get fucked by him)
AAAAAAA I'M MIGGIN'
>>744736104she won
didn't know sid was at this event
The black guy in the background reminds me of a nerdy black guy I used to erp with who's dick was like 3 times bigger than mine...
Miku is going fast?!
>you will never get blown (up) by miku
>>744736016Shaking my baka, you also missed the schedule.Please go ahead and make the next one, but this time right.I need a gayming break
Err is that a couple or a dad and his daughter on stream 2
CLIP THAT CLIP THAT CLIP THATKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
>>744736043They captured the aesthetic so well, why can't indie games that try to emulate PSX games look this good?
>>744736165Pretty sure that's a jeet larping as black.
This Tristendo guy has donated a total of $2600 during hypno runs, peculiar
>>744736139
Reminder for newfrens, we love hypnoshark
>>744736139Bigly, many are saying
Damn Miku got hands
Omg, it Miku!
I'm here for hypnoCHAD
HYPNOKINO
Miku!
>>744736213This guy makes at least 10k per month off subs. He got very lucky with his community
>>744736195kek, I wasn't aware that filter is still active
>>744736196>12 yo vs 62we just dont know
how are you choking to a CPU
>>744736213stop noticing, it's all totally organic
Why accept some rando's run submission when we could instead have another hypnoshark run??
>last hypnoshark run of the eventThank god
>>744736276>we just dont knowKnowing how milliennials look he could be anywhere from 32 to 55
we need n hypnoshark event
Miku dunking on Dingo
>>744736109>and better modeling tools than in 1999bro they had none of the source code
>>744735947There can be only one.Fresh OC before the jedi academy.
>>744736373What does the n stand for
>>744736272Yeah he's somehow gathered 4 or 5 omega whales that constantly donate hundreds or even thousands of subs. What's really crazy is that he's had multiple in the past who leave, then immediately get replaced by another omegawhale. Probably 95% of his donations come from those few people
>>744736357He would be obviously 30s if not for the gray beard.
i want to be cuddled ...
>Megaman 3 (Buster Only) after thisDidn't they already do that?
>>744736204Low skill and now will be even lower with people just asking their ai model to do it for them
hypno is very clearly the twink toy of some rich old whales.
please... I need this stupid fucking crash kart run to end.I will say though, the Jedi Outcast run was pretty sick
>>744736410infinite
>>744736454Different game.
>>744736403They do have the source code, there's a decomp, but even before the decomp existed you could port tracks in you've made in blender or any other modern modeling program
>>744736426bruv i was 34 when half my beard turned gray that year...
PENISHARK
>>744736404based
RATE CTR
uh oh, ESA flu spreading again
>>744736525A fun run.
>>744736525SSS certified hypnobanger
>>744736404based plum plush OC anon
>>744736404And without edit.
>>744736525B, Abyssmal start knock it down a rank
>>744736525I, for one, enjoyed thatS
>>744736404ITS OVER ANONKIN. I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND
>>744736525D for didnt watch
>>744736525D
>>744736525S
>>744736525B first campaign was kinda ass
>>744736525C
>>744736525shit music/10do something about that, and maybe who gives a fuck about custom tracks in a speedrun event?
>>744736525>St Patricks Day ModF>Second modS
>con with actual women>everyone gets sick
>>744736497I guess I never grew a beard to find out what percentage. I'm still mostly dark.
have some fun with miku!t took me too long to find this and the run is over
>>744736404NO, PLUM, NOT THE YOUNGLINGS!
>>744736525B, without the first dismal 30 minutes it'd be A
>>744736525F, glorified community showcase
>>744736525B
>>744736525A pretty good run while being sick
>>744736525B+
>>744736525SVery good!
>>744736525A-A good run over all, first portion was a bit meh so that dragged it down from A+
>>744736525A+showcase, but the guy was skilled, informative and entertaining
>>744736525First mod: C tier. Second mod: S tier. So I guess I’ll give him an A.
>>744736525AI like it a lot.
>>744736584Goosebert*
>the future looks brightshow me that future
The future looks so bright, I don't even need my eyes to see it
>>744736525B+Migu made me hard
>>744736525D - the first mod was bad and it would've gotten a lower rating if not for the second mod.
>>744736525B. Good showcase idea but too long.
>>744736525Sgreat tech, neat mod, some of the maps were cozy (that Christmas map was gorgeous)
>>744736609Chlods kept him up all night ;)His ass was bleeding this morning.
>>744736525D don't care for these meme mod runs
>>744736525B, some sick skips regardless of it being somewhat overlong
>>744736525A twas okay
>>744736525C kinda veering into annoying territory
>>744736654What is that? Leotard overalls? And why isn't this more common?
>>744736525D for didn't watch
>>744736525i love cock transformation!
>>744736659just fyi the chartfag's script only looks at the first character of your post so your ratings won't get registered
>>744736779They're pretty common in my pornos, don't know what you're talking about.
>>744736329I dont get it hes a real person they pointed him out when he singlehandedly made mkwii coop happen
>>744736525A
>>744736820how do YOU know that?
>>744736525B+The second half was much better but still hampered by the runner saying "wow this is amazing" ever minute or so.
>>744736784you'll receive no compensation when this turns into an emote for his channel, how does that make you feel?
>>744736834Show me these pornos you speak of.
>>744736820Are you serious?
>cat simulator still going for an hour>goldeneye is an "exhibition"Time to fuck off for an hour
>>744736738Chlods was watching hamtoro with the hamigos
>>744736525ATurning into stream 2 now to see a man and his daughter?
>>744736878I'm ecstatic, since I'm part of his community B^)
>>744736525A+
>>744736878>making OC for compensation
>>744736932or wife?
>>744736916bro your buster only?
>>744736525zzz
WHICH IS IT
>Jak and Daxter laterBonesaw bros..
>>744736617God bless Scot for going along with that ad
Why is jack black grooming a kid on stream 2
I know crash is over, but can we have more cocos please? :3c
>>744736972shieeeeeet I can't fucking read
Webm it. NOW
I'm going to take a nap, wake me up when Pokemon starts
You can tell that no one is watching stream 2, because no one commented on the "runners"
Oh hey, I got the answer
>>744736978its actually megagolden man eye 3007
Did we get any clarification on whether stream 2 is husband wife or dad daughter?
>>744736779>why isn't this more common?I'd like to know as well
>>744736525>RATEF
I like this autistic girl bear dad combo
>>744736525D-
>>744737043cute
>>744737043I need to convince myself I'm just too internet-brained to read this as anything other than wholesome
>>744737043Yeah no shit she's like 12
>>744737043That's cute
>>744736574Glad to know people like them. It take around 2 hours make one webm clip. Next ESA i'm trying to pre-made some, so i can enjoy runs more freely.
those are men
>cutie only shows up to talk to hypnosharkI'm noticing.
>>744737043Why couldn't you submit them on the regular leaderboard? It's still an any% run.
>>744735582migged (late from the graveyard shift)
>>744737043Here's a new rule-No daughters
>big nose>forehead slant>large donos from a small grouphmm, Im noticing
Stream 2 is comfy and adorableGDQ would never do this, families are problematic or something
Very cute Stray run i was taking a shower so i'm only seeing it now
>>744737145Plum's been there the entire time though
how do you obtain the power of charisma
>>744737174New daughters will be made on stream
>>744737167because they aren't recording their hands to prove it's the right category
>>744737145fuck the stream 1 whoreswe are watching comfy daddy/daughter
<3
Why do they speak as if they’ve had sex with him
BUILT FOR BIG HYPNO COCK
>>744737178I'm happy for them and I hope to play vidya with my kids when they grow up (not speedrunning though lmao) but I absolutely cannot stand other people's kids.
>>744737167That was the ruling.But a run where two runners practice different halves and relay off would be cheating, and this is sorta like that but sideways if you think about it
>>744737240just liek bee urself and be born with it
>>744737240Killing people.
>>744737276Yaaas
>>744737043this is really pure
>>744736871>>744736894i'm taking a big guess but it makes the most sense. there's that screenshot of that giant JSON file that maps the individual characters to specific scores so i imagine he's just using a simple regex. i don't think it's as complicated as looking for a capital letter with a space before it (at least i wouldn't build it that way).i think on the neocities page it links specific data points to their post numbers so you could test it out there to see if your rating gets included
>>744737041It's just autism and a walking sim. Nothing to make fun about desu.
>>744737305brb reborning myself
>>744737276cute
>>744737276incest?
>>744737285They have
>>744737276thats adorable.
Chlods is getting gigamogged here...
>>744737174Hobbit hands typed this post.
>>744736871>>744737331chartfag said it himself
>>744737371chlods seems way more fun, kixy feels a bit stuck-up
>>744737043>Get angry when I thought that was his girlfriend because I've never had any>Get angry now because I never did anything together like this with my parentsGuess I'm just a shitty miserable person
>Chlods gushing over how amazing Hypno isHow does he do it?
marry chlodskill kixyxoxfuck hypnoshark
>>744737360Hell yeah
>/v/ sees two cute mtf hosts and lose their mindsOnce you let your assumptions go, you'd notice that all of us look like them
>>744737174Spartan hands typed this post.
>>744737405He's rich
>>744737041People did at first but it's just stray and it's not an interesting run. Cute father and daughter tho
>>744737405he hates women, its that easy.
>>744737404haha
>>744737404>when I thought that was his girlfriendit's obviously a child dude
>You will never have a cute daughteru to play vidya withIt's over.
>>744737405If I was younger this would just seem like your typical interview. Being older and wiser it’s all so clear
>>744737293Makes sense if you think about it like that.
>>744737276I wish I had a dad like that
>>744737485You can do it if you try, I believe in you
cooties on screen again
exploitable
>>744737485i'd much rather be banging her mom than submitting myself into playing movie trash
>>744737405All you have to to is bee yourself (have charisma) and women will fall over themselves.
>>744737549If I take off her blue jeans wil she die
>>744737391i'm not him
>>744737549They're formerly men, cant you see the adam's apples
>>744737587it would be extremely painful
>makeupHypnofag
>>744737549>no midriffwhat's the point
His aura is crazy
>chlods and hypno have bants>german bitch just kinda there
>>744737624Me when I rape her in the Berlin commuter rail service
>>744737608i was replying to both of you since neither of you knew that
>>744737240Become a vampire
>>744737650>german
Wrap it up
>>744736097fucking retard
>>744737131You're the MVP of OC in an already stacked week of OC, keep going
>>744737680brb, charismamaxing in the sewer
Dont let kixy read the thread again
Winter was also make a wish? Do they not support that autistic dutch woman and the alzheimer's foundation anymore?
>>744737331That's impressively half-assed if true.
>>744737709eh, mountain german
>perfect acean actual world record holder on a very popular game, this ought to be good to watch
>>744737482Anon must've thought he was the pokemon runner
>>744736272is it really possible to pick a random 25 year old game and stream it 24/7 and make 10k a month?
>>744737781>when they see my penor
>>744737802you have to have a chad personality like him
>>744737769mountain jew
Kixy is a fake gamer, she is just friends with some runners who brought her over. Chlods is actually one of us
I'M JACKING THE FUCK OFF
>>744737680>"He vampired billionairely across the room, his sweetly-softcore rapey vibes engulfed her small feminine self-inserty hair, she looked exactly like [you, the girl reading this], and he was very vampirey and mysterious..."
>>744737845>most heterosexual e-celebfag>inb4 muh melty
>>744736525FSorry but it was too bland and too long
>>744737662oh he actually confirmed that it only looks at the first character? that's good then
>>744737624
>>744737869chlods being around for the Hamtaro run confirms this
>>744737802Not at all he is the exception no one else comes close
>>744737845>chad personalityTurns out that being a normal non-autistic guy is chad now
>>744737802He gathered those viewers through a modern game thoughever (CTR Nirto-Feuled) but carried it to his other games
>>744737802>is it really possible to pick a random 25 year old game and stream it 24/7 and make 10k a month?no. do not get into speedrunning looking to get rich.
>>744737954it makes sense once you realize where you're posting
>>744736272Real?
>>744737869kixy actually streams. chlods' twitch has like 40 followers and no streams/clips
>>744737912Chlods would mog everyone itt when it comes to gayming knowledge
I can never hear shit when they do the interviews, they need to move the mic closer or add another mic or something
>>744737802If you travel back in time to the Siglemic era of speedrunning, sure. Nowadays you probably have the same chances of winning the lottery
>>744737954Everyone more normal than me is a Chad.
>>744737907thats hurtful
SHE SAID THE PLUM THING
>>744738037>actually streamsfake gamer
>>744737802You need to spend like 10 years building a community to get anywhere near it being valuable, just look at someone like simpleflips, dude ran weird mario romhacks for like 7 years before he could branch out to being a personality
>>744738037>chlods' twitch has like 40 followers and no streams/clipsBecause she has a job, a real job
>>744737971C for Coco extremely late.
hypnoshark has an extremely english nose
>>744738126further confirming she's a fake gamer
>>744737954Hypno is still semichinmaxxing and heightmaxxing. Nosemaxxing if you're into that.
>>744738172oy vey
>>744738126>yeah I'll have the uuh...- hey, aren't you chlods from ESA?
>>744737276gdq should take notes
when hypno is not on screen everyone should yell hypno
Finally they're wrapping up
>>744737131>plum is a star wars fagdisgusting
>>744737276Sorry chads, the fat retard gets the girl
Megaman time
NO MORE HYPNOLETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO MEGAMAN
>Spike is the most sucked off name during GDQ>Hypno is the most sucked off name during ESAI'm nooticing a pattern.
CALL HIM ROCKMAN
teeth bros lets go
banger
Oh yeah buster only, time for some kino
>>744737276how does a fat ugly guy get a woman pregnant that is literally impossibleoh wait he's a beta provider and she's adopted isnt she
>>744738308kino sidequest
>>744738428Anon they very clearly look like each other
>>744738428the daughter has the same kind of sami autism as him, are you american? why is everything a cuckoled fantasy for you?
>>744738334>>Spike is the most sucked off name during GDQ?????
>>744738428all women crave fat ugly bastardsuncomfortable truth
>>744738428whatever helps you sleep at night
>>744738498Hi Spike
THIS NIGGA GAMING
>>744738428That kid clearly has fat genes
wtf was that did he bite the controller?
This bihh trying to steal Chlods' man
>>744738489?? she doesn't have a beard at all and is not wearing glasses and they don't have the same hair color eitherbut they do both have the paw mark.....
>>744738428It's called "meeting people". I know it's difficult and makes you accountable for your actions and words unlike posting on anonymous Mongolian throat singing forum, but that's what you have to do to get laid.
if you don't mouthmash you're a filthy casual
>>744738570he mashes with his teeth
>>744738559and FAS
>mashing with your teeth is faster
>just got home from work and my waifu is on stream 2 miggy
please stop talking about spike this is hypnos event
>>744738575chlods snaps kixy out of her trance as she tries to summon zalgo, thank you for saving us chlods
>>744738575i was wondering why there was hebrew text everywheredon't post again
hypno gone, see you next year
>>744738575vary good post saar i like alot
>>744738619t. child rapist
>>744738308I don't remember this quest...
>Turn on the streams>See Stream 2Yep I'll be watching Stream 1
>>744738603this dude must be really good with his tongue if he can mash the bosses down with it
13 reviews lets fucking GOOOOO
>>744738428have you considered that maybe the woman doesn't look particularly different
>matching nicknamesbased or cringe?
>>744738670see ya back in the groomcord
Genuinely what is that mashing tech, I've never seen anyone use their face to buttonmash
>>744737802If you can find some extremely parasocial omegawhales like him, sure
>>744738748there's an estimated 30 sales per review, that's a lot for this ai generated game
>>744738497anon I think you're oblivious to the single mother epidemic going on in america right now, it's way more likely that hes a step father
>>744738761its based because they are father and daughter, its cringe when romantic partners or dating.
>>744738761based if it used to be a clan tag a long time ago
>>744738428Sorry skinnyboy but in the real world the fat bastards win
>>744738670hey can you tell the other playstation nation guys I'm gonna be late on my hypnotithe this month
the daughter is adorable. i forgot how hyperactive kids could be
This guy rocks
>>744738748At least when ESA does ads they're blatantly obvious. GDQ disguises half of their "runs" as ads for games that have came out in the last year
>>744738603
I've never played a single megaman game, am I missing out?
>>744738682meds?
>>744738924KEK
>>744738974No, just play Mario
>>744738924lmfao
>>744738924lmao
I mean, teeth mashing has gotta be easier on the hands
>>744738974yeahshould at least give 2, 3, and X1 a try
>>744738986she's only 17 years and 364 days old you sick fuck
>>744738428I can never tell if it's a bit with these posts
I miss my daughter Luna
>>744738846this art gives people an unrealistic beauty standard for ugly fat bastards. this guy doesn't even look obese, he looks muscly. obese guys have nasty fat rolls and uneven fat distribution, shit sticking out in nasty places. this guy is nice and round with perfect fat distribution.
>>744738974yea theyre simple and fun
>>744738974play the X series. the nes ones are shitty and underbaked
>>744738974Depends entirely on what genres you like, and most of the games considered the greatest are 30+ years old at this point, but you could beat a couple of the OG games in a day if you sat down and played them
What is that teeth technique?
>>744738974I'm playing through the whole series of games right now and its kino.
>>744739073Classic > X
The ancient tooth technique
>>744738974the megaman Xs on snes still hold up
i miss my dad hypno
>>744739039>americans look at a normal 20-something woman and call her a child just because they age like milkmany such cases
>>744739067>that giant gut means he's musclyanon please stop watching hentai and go outside
>>744738974not really in terms of the classic megaman gamesyou learn the trick of their difficulty once and they become trivial undercooked games
Is he using his face to press the shoot button?
>>744739146anon do me a favor and look at any strongman competition and tell me what the men look like
>>744739156His teeth. Did the same thing with MM4 on stream 2 before
>>744739156he is using the power of his asian buck teeth to mash faster then ever before.
>>744739156His teeth. Jaw muscles > fingers
>Heres your controller, bro
this guy is asian and german, of course he'd be great at this
>>744739156He's bober.
>>744739229He should mash with his tongue, then. It's the strongest muscle in the human body.
>>744739143Anon there is a literal child on stream 2 right now
>>744738974I don't enjoy them much but it's obviously a good series, imo. Try 2 (NES) and X (SNES) for 5 or 10 minutes.
>>744739176are strongmen...strong?
Have they played Plum since the 2 times last night?
>>744739229>Where do you work out?>Megaman speedrunning
>>744739274not the best at twitching though
how? like... he mashes the controller against his teeth?
>>744739176they don't look like ugly bastard. go outside.
HARD MAN
>>744739156it's called "turbo mouth"
How come nobody's designed a controller that takes advantage of our teeth?
>>744738974I never cared for them much, but I did enjoy Make a Good MegaMan Level 3.Basically a massive fan game contest with 200+ levels, minigames, unlockable, more I'll be forgetting. Shit takes ages to finish if you go for 100%.
>>744739309kek
>>744739359Not quite teeth, but some dudes recently released a sort of mouthguard-controller you use with your tongue.
Imagine having to use the controller after this guy
>>744739297yeah but look at the webm >>744738619and then the picture>>744739143and that kid is ugly no cap
This is the kind of wife every incel deserves.
>>744739073The x series has the worst track record out of any megaman series
>my dear panda *kiss* *kiss*yup it's his gf
>>744739274The strongest muscle in the body is the masseter, capable of closing teeth with a bite force up to 90 kgs (200 pounds in burger units)
>>744739229Is this the optimal speedrunner build to run megaman?
>>744739442cute plush
>>744738924he looks like me
>>744739442I can't tell if your post supposed to have a negative connotation or not
>Missed CTRFUCKIt was the only thing I wanted to watch.Fuck work, going to become a NEET again
>>744738308IT NEEDS SOME TALENT
>>744739579it was a terrible run you didn't miss much.
>>744739442She looks like she'd be a great megaman runner
>>744739143is that the mother?
>>744739579it was a good run you missed a lot
>>744739579you didn't just miss ctr, you also missed hypnoKINO
>>744739579It was a showcase of two custom campaigns and the first one wasn't that good.
>>744739579it was a great run you missed everything
At birth, I was blessed with the neck of a workhorse. Like prisiii3, I also discovered early on that I could mash a button at speeds beyond all others by putting the controller in my mouth and vibrating.
rate stray
>>744739579it was the best thing i've ever seen
how were kids supposed to beat megaman games back in the day
>Starts miming eating a hamburger.
>>744739698BVery wholesome but it's a boring game so I stopped watching
>>744739579it was a thing i have seen
>>744739698A for gimmick
wait no, i think it was his daughter
>>744739698S Cute run
>>744739698A cute run
>>744739579it was a load of wank, you didn't miss anything
>>744739698CVery wholesome but it's a boring game so I stopped watching
>>744739698C for cute.
>>744739698A
>>744739698C
>>744739698C+ for boring ass game, the plus is for charming commentary
These assholes are somehow ahead of schedule for once and I'm going to miss JKA.
>>744739738Memorization and getting gud (practice)
>>744739738with their teeth.
>>744739698B game is a bit boring, but run was nice
>>744739698CI hate my life
>>744739698I don't watch stream 2
>>744739442I watch for she
>>744739698B
>>744739698C uteDidn't watch
>>744739579The second half was kino and you missed it, it was like watching CTR DLC
>>744739871I didn't think this genre of woman still existed.
damn what that mouth do
Why would you EVER make the music stop in Mega Man?
>>744739834no wonder the little shits keep having them falling off
>if we die>YouTube stream goes offlineNice
>>744739698D idnt give a fuck
>>744739738They weren't. As long as you pad the game out enough, through difficulty, to justify the expensive prices, you're good.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opADNvgeZYY
>>744739924just incredibly hard to find
>>744739938kino...
>>744739698CCute but Stray is truly one of the lowest games out there.
>>744739738You got multiple choicesSurely you can beat one of them
>>744738428his wife will be fat and ugly too. you wouldn't go within a mile of her.
Didnt we play this megaman yesterday?
youtubechads what happened
>>744740060it was mega man 4
Someone get hypnos to run megaman
Who's your favourite Robot Boss in the retro Mega Man games? Mine is Elec Man. I feel like he's probably strong enough to take on four or five Wood Mans or Bubbla Mans.
>>744739579You missed cocoposting and that's terrible.
>didn't mash with his teeth>diedThere you go
>>744740115You have to go to their second Youtube channel.
>>744739738Games were more expensive in terms of "cash per content" back then, so they made the games more difficult and cryptic to pad the total zero to finish play time. Many japanese devs still do this, maybe out of habit or maybe to make the game seem more hardcore than it really is (bro how didn't you guess that the boss raising its axe meant he was going to do three successive tracking instakill swings?).
i guess its over
>>744740165Quickman
>>744739738Capcom doesn't want you to know this but there's no time limit. You can just respawn the enemies and keep killing them for health pickups like in Metroid.
>>744740172
>>744740196The game ate his inputMM3 is prone to do that
>3 bubbles, boss, player and one bullet>framerates dyingthis is the fabled megaman game?
>buster only
>>744740165Megaman beats Elec Man any day of the week.
I love how the Danish guy pronounces words like 'jet' as 'yet'
>>744740172I'm always cocoposting though
>>744739738I never did
>>744740271its that NES kino.
>>744740271NES games could lag pretty easily, but with MM3 is partially double fucked because the programmer they got on board wasn't that experienced with mapper chips. The way he coded MM3 made it more prone to lag than the other NES Mega Man games. MM3's development woes are pretty well known.
Please throw stream 2 a Plum (short)
>>744740215>Many japanese devs still do this, maybe out of habit or maybe to make the game seem more hardcore than it really is (bro how didn't you guess that the boss raising its axe meant he was going to do three successive tracking instakill swings?).the hardcore fans are too good and have 0 fucking self awareness that they aren't the same person from when they first played if you kept things the same they'd start whining about casuals
>>744740165ENTER
>>744740335Most scandinavians do that.
>That teeth shooting speedholy shit, it's like a machine gun
>>744739579the 2nd part was shit, but the 1st part was kino. you missed out on something.
>>744740419we don't do that in norway
>>744738428Attractiveness is less visual to women than it is to men. Not saying women don't care about looks, but it's easier to overcome bad looks by having resources, status, confidence, etc. That stuff is actually sexy to women, whereas to men we mostly look for looks.It's evolutionary psychology. Men don't look for those other traits because men can obtain resources and security themselves, so the only thing we really look for in a mate is signs of fertility (big boobs to feed the baby, wide hips/ass to carry the baby, etc.).
>>744740460no way
>>744740165Absolute unit hulamaxxing through
>>744739698C for check 'em
>>744740041who cares if your wife is fat and ugly if she has a nice personality and gives you a healthy child
>>744740470man I just want a best friend who happens to be a woman
>>744739698B, very cute
>>744740340Ah, all is well then.
>>744740386I don't get this line of thinking, though. Sure they'll die the first time to the surprise, maybe a few luck out with their position or dodges, but then they just know the cue and the game is back to normal. This kind of fight design where you just throw in single-use knowledge checks that aren't taught beforehand are lazy desu.
>>744738428How mindbroken are you north americans? Is it the social media and internet that made you like this?
wholesome
>>744740523they're both built for big neet cock
wtf were they thinking with this boss?
>>744740534If you just want a friend that's fine. If you meant that as a partner, it's possible but you should really work on yourself. You wouldn't want some blobby slob as a partner, and she wouldn't want a loser with no ambition as a partner.
>>744740602
>>744740602if i was him i'd watch out for that double colored hair dude on the back
mega man > rockman
>>744740534don't we all
>>744740704dabbing on shitters
>>744740704Development time was running out in real time
>>744740718Oh definitely, I wouldn't want current-state me to be a burden on someone else's life. I've just come to accept that I need to change, it's just difficult.
Behold megaman fear my crab robot
Boss rushesYay or Nay?
Stream 2? You good?
>>744741121nuh yet
>>744741121uuuuuuhhhhhhh
>>744741097I'm more of a Boss Nasses guy.
Rate that Mega Man 3!
RATE MAN 3
RATE MEGAMAN 3
>>744741180Oh I'm retard I tried to find it on youtube
>>744741250A
>>744741250>>744741260A
>>744741250>>744741260>>744741265B
>>744741250A, MM3 buster only isn't easy
>>744740838well you should continue writing about it here on your own personal diary
>>744741250>>744741260>>744741265A
>>744741121What's going on? Live schedule editing?
>>744741260>>744741265B uckteeth ftw
>>744741250>>744741260>>744741265A-
>>744740165Snakeman
>>744741250SVery skillful and the teeth mashing was a based gamer strat
>>744741250>>744741260>>744741265A for anterior teeth
>>744741250Solid A+Honestly, retro Mega Man runs seldom disappoint
>>744741260>>744741265S for skill
>>744741260>>744741265B ass
>>744741250>>744741260>>744741265BGood!
>>744741250B>Shooting him in the dick Rude
>>744741250>>744741260>>744741265A+ for superior german teeth care
>>744741295he made you feel something uncomfortable for once with his post, didn't he?
>>744741250>>744741260>>744741265S
>>744741250>>744741260>>744741265What can you say about mega man?It was mega manB
>>744741260A nice teeth mashing
>>744741250>>744741260>>744741265S my favorite megaman
>>744741317Why would they build a robot like that? What's it's function?
>intermission for once not overlappingLet's facking go
GoldenKino incoming, lads
>>744741392No, you didn't
Holy shit he's back>6am run
>5 hour Persona musou run on easy mode
>>744741260>>744741265C
>>744741441I think the explanation is that he's reconnaissance robot, sending smaller snakes into tighter tunnels for explorationKeep in mind that starting with MM2, robot masters were fan submitted designs.
>>744741483>"no mr. anon, i expect you to cum"
>>744741483>match play exhibitionwhat?
>>744741483They shall not be playing Frame Perfect
>>744741485correct, I didn't.
>>744741097Really depends on the details.GOOD:>player power scales a ton so it's an easy way to show off that power>bosses show up in groups of 2+ so you have to deal with the new overlaps of mechanics you already know>new arena fundamentally changes how the fight plays outBAD:>hallway of guys and rooms copy/pasted from earlier that take just as long to killIf nothing changed about the fights, it's just filler.
>>744741260>>744741265>>744741250I'll say A, I didn't watch all of it but what I saw was impressive.
>speed number on screengay and cringe
>>744741493problem? you don't like casual playthroughs?
>>744741551kek
>>744741547It's not like Bomb Man made sense to make.
>>744741250A, good stuff, like his MM4 run done previously
>>744741483Is Goose still banned, or is that just GDQ?
>>744741265>>744741260>>744741250S
>>744741551>Plum or DIE
>>744741250>>744741260>>744741265B for button teeth
>>744741590nigger if you think this is the place to blogpost about how sad your life is then you should just kill yourself immediately and save everyone else the trouble
>>744741551i don't know how to do it but I really want to add the james bond barrel and blood effect to this
>>744741631He's meant to be a demolition robot. Could see there being some justification to sending a robot to set up explosives for demolishing things instead of a human, but he very much is a "but why?" sort of idea.
>explaining teeth strats
>>744741687man I wish we had IDs on this board. would make social freaks like you disappear.
>>744741746reddit is to the left
So it's basically like that thing where you vibrate your hand to click fast but he does it with his whole arm and uses his tooth as a fixed point? If I understood it correctly.
>>744741793correction - would make social freaks like you chimp out and cry foul
>>744740838>wah wah wah I'm so sad and patheticKill yourself nigger
>>744741830what?
>>744741591I think Megaman is what you call bad but because it's a gauntlet without their levels, it mostly works
>open Jedi Academy speedrun>it's a Morrowing glitched speedrun
>unit counter and autistic movement techlovely
>>744741825if you can jerk off you can do this strat>>744741870i'm sorry for your lack of understanding
>>744741871>>744741871>>744741871
>>744740165Always liked Skull Man.
>Stream 2 bunnyhopping jedi ludo>Stream 1 GoldeneyeWhere we at boys?
>>744741863You're having quite the meltdown for a post you could have ignored
>>744741551>Cum in Plum to bless this run! Or else!
>>744741934>Completely stares you down if you don't move What a guy
>>744741948I don't how you need to look at the ground in goldeneye to reduce lag, so it'll be 2 for me.
>>744741924you are the dumbest gorilla retard on earth
>>744741493
>>744737276uhhh, does he know what that tattoo means?
>>744742060you should try being nice once in a while, you might find it both more productive and less disruptive to your life.
>>744741250>>744741260>>744741265I'm doin' him an A
>>744742203I am very nice to people I like, I just hate you in particular. Also acting like a smug asshole isn't the same as acting nice
>>744742318Smug is as low as I go for people like you who resort to insults immediately, just because they didn't see a post they like. Or, for a more realistic scenario, a post that reminds them of what an actionless and pathetic life they've lived.
>>744742534wow nice speech you must be such a great person and definitely not doing a gay performance online for others to see
>>744742637I hope you live an eventful life. As to whatever happened to you for you to become like this, I pray that it never happens again.
>>744741647did goose ever even run at esa?
>>744742714namaste, you are a faggot. hold your head high knowing you are fake nice to people online sometimes
>>744742770Don't misunderstand. I'm not nice to you. I will however call out behaviours I consider destructive.
>>744741493Fate/Extella is also musou so get ready. The appeal of the game is the VN segments so obviously that's not going to be there.
>>744743095wow you're so awesome, you're like jesus but better, give yourself a pat on the back from me
