Stream 1:https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon https://youtube.com/@ESAMarathon/liveNow: GoldenEye 007Next: Jak and Daxter: The Precursor LegacyLater: Pokémon White 2Stream 2:https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon2Now: Star Wars Jedi Knight: Jedi AcademyNext: InfernaxLater: Super Dodge BallSchedule: https://esamarathon.com/schedule/Previous: >>744735582
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miggy
second
migged
Sex with miggers
I'M PLUMMING OUT SO YOU BETTER GET YOUR FRAMES PERFECT
migging
>no women on screen
>>744742049>anon died because n
>>744742045is there more of this?
I'M FRAME PERF-oh
I'm not migging. I refuse.
>>744742157Quote from a man who just migged
Cum join the plum side of the force!
The Star Wars run has potential to be an S run with all the bunnyhopping and cutscene meta-fuckery
>>744742134
hellsprintmore like hellwalk with these sales haha am i right guys
I hate miggers.
>Match play exhibitionI hope that's not fancy words for "two guys playing multiplayer for 1:20 hours"
>>744742284
>>744742308No OddjobKlobb onlyFinal destination
>>744742235https://files.catbox.moe/d29hnb.mp4
>>744742442Proximity Mines or go home
>>744742467
does anyone else turn it off when there's all the sick and dying kids on screen?
>Stream 2 bunnyhopping jedi ludo>Stream 1 GoldeneyeWhere we at boys?
>>744741871>>744742235I love this new wave of plumpostingThank you anon
>>744742045>>744742270I have uma fatigue
>>744742467goosebert i'm your father
right on time for one of these broken-ass star wars games, hell yeah
>>744742235I almost made this OP but then I thought the Bond one would be more relevant. Now I'm watching Star Wars run and realized how retarded I am
HUPHUPHUPHUP
Jedi Academy was the one PC Star Wars game I had, it's pretty cool. Never tried that Movie Battles mod, always wanted to.
>>744742541what a wonderful marathon so far.
>>744742564>read this as plump postinghelp my brain is diseased
>>744742646I can't save this webm, it's too creepy
which stream we on?
Not gonna lie I completely forgot about ESA this year. Any of the runs worth going back and watching?
>>744742670there's only one stream
I should have boughteded the Plum plushie
>>744742546Not even to be edgy I just can't look at deformed people I get chills running through my whole body
>>744742668Dark Tim requires a portal into your soul.
>>744742696rocko's quest
>>744742541whitepill
>>744741871They will never make a Star Wars game as good as this was again, the multiplayer was ridiculously fun with all the downloadable skins and mods the community created
>>744742704but I wanna watch goldeneye :(
>>744742541>multiple runs so forgettable nobody bothered to rate them
>ads in the Jedi Knight run
>adsyou fucking idiots have been saying that for ten years
>>744742791sometimes there is such a good run on one of the streams that no one was watching the other one running at the same time lol.
>>744742791we must remember the fallen...YOU WILL NOT BE FORGOTTEN HADES
>>744742748I remember playing Movie Battles 2 MP because a friend keep begging me to and I smoked the ever loving shit out of everyone on his regular server despite never playing it before and they asked him to never invite me to play again
>>744742904I think they're talking about this.
Are the legends true, has there ever been a Stream 3?
rate the last meal you had
>jedi academygarbage game 2b honest
>>744743005Fine, I'll listen to Party 315.
>>744743017It's only on hypno's discord sorry
>>744741250soul>>744741260half soul>>744741265soulless
>>744743005oh wow. that's disgusting
>>744742791there have been legitimate times where nobody was watching whatever shit was on the other stream and so there were no ratings for it
>>744743018>Homemade empanadasS, una delicia.
>>744743017its hosted in the cum in plum club.
>>744743017yeahsome years we even got a stream 4
>>744743005I listen to 315 and some of his other tracks sometimes
>>744743018C heated up some spaghetti I made yesterday
>>744743056t. Faggot zoomer who didn't play this game in its prime
>>744743018>leftover homemade spaghettiS
>>744743017It's the practice room
Bros... I'm starting to think there won't be a golden eye run
>>744743005wait what? where is that coming from? there's an API for the game to pump in ads??
>>744743167>>744743142omg are u both boyfriends who live together....
>>744743235Obviously modded in. Kainalo is an ESA stable. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWVp62Sb_WU
>>744743259
>>744743018had two burritos A+
>>744743017He doesn't know
Is this the first Pakistan flag on ESA?
>>744743235It's a meme bro, he's some fellow runner.
>>744743018Chocolate chip waffleA
where's Karl
i thought video games were haram...
THE PerfectAce
>>744743394he jobbed
I think Jedi Outcast was significantly better than Academy
>over an hour of just 1v1 golden eyeYeah star wars it is.
>>744743394He's busy working on pickup-artist videos to supplement his income
>>744743371Holy shit they got Ace, damn
>>744743394digging ditches to pay of king billy
>>744743394busy getting rekt by Billy
>>744743371No there's been plenty of Union Jacks
>AceHoly fuck, this guy has almost all records on goldeneye
>>744743493
>>744743394working in his youtube speedrun dramaslop sweatshop to make money to pay his debts to Billy "BASED" Mitchell
Genuine video game legend on stream 1
i don't understand, why aren't they just playing at the same time and whoever gets faster time gets the point?
These are some nice floors
>>744743556LUNAAA explain to me this race exhibition
Did Goldeneye get a decomp/PC port or recomp or anything?
>>744743556Running segmented and comparing IGT makes more sense with how Goldeneye speedrunning works
Huh, is stream 1 in stream 2's usual room?
>>744743556I think the idea is that you can choose to do harder tricks or something if you know what time your opponent got ahead of time
>>744743556Yeah, I feel like it would be way more interesting to see it side-by-side, this is odd
>>744743498really?
this is lit tbqh family
Interesting way to do a race for Goldeneye
Upset
>>744743017Secret stream is secret for a reason. If you give RebelDragon a twinkie he'll let you in.
I don't think Goldeneye is particularly fun to play or a fun run to watch
>>744743449No it wasn't, Academy had dual wielding and Darth Maul's lightsaber model, this alone makes it better, don't get me wrong, JK2 was still awesome as well, two of the best SW games ever made
>>744743729Give him a twinkie and he'll take the whole hand
>>744743654ok but why don't they play the stages at the same time and then wait on the stats screen for the other to finish?
>the goldeneye legend perfect ace who has all world records is here!>jobs on first level
>switching USB ports mid-runwew
>>744743654yeah but they can still do that by starting at the same time>>744743667ok i can kind of see that logic, adds a little strategy to it...still. it's weird. oh well, still glad we got this game
Anyone else hear a USB sound?
>>744743835meds
>>744743835Pills
>>744743835that's the 25 cent donation sound
>>744743835I'll tell you later
>>744743757The level design in Outcast is better, it feels much more like the Original Trilogy where Academy started trending towards Prequel
>>744743835i heard a thumbstick sound, is it like that?
>>744743835haha sometimes
>>744743835that was my computer sorry
>>744743018Salad with chicken breast and hot sauceCdoing the job to lose weight though, it's edible. Craving a Philly cheesesteak bad
damn, nigga came from pakistan. i wonder if that's further than a shart flight
>>744743835It seems to be drug related. You don't use drugs, do you?
What's your favorite Bond movie, anon?
>>744743929Yeah I agree but Academy takes the cake because of its multiplayer
>choked on the locks
>>744744120goldeneye. yes it was my first bond but i also think it straddles the older movies' atmosphere with the newer much more action oriented ones
Bro is enjoying commentating too much he's not noting down the times, SOMEONE YELL AT HIM
>>744744120the mr bean one
>>744744120Dr No
THE CHOKESTER
why doesn't ESA make my room any cooler
>>744744120Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
>An ML-RL time
>>744743795Goldeneye is a weird game in that its speedruns are tracked by in-game timer, which increments at full second intervals (or it rounds to nearest full second, I forget), rather than giving you milliseconds or whatever. Because of this, even if two runs of the stage get the same time (like say, 0:50), one could be faster than the other by a number of frames. This is why you have a bunch of world records on Goldeneye leaderboards. At a high enough level, I guess players get certain times consistently enough, that going by IGT doesn't work too well for RTA races. Looks like this format exists to give the race a bit more stakes.
Choke
Is there a category or mod or something that doesn't include having to look up/down to reduce lag for better times? The game looks so undesirable to run when you're just looking at the ground.
>>744744231Dr No is really underrated
keygate
>>744744120live and let die
>>744743639The 1964 emulator runs it at 60fps with mouse and keyboard controls, as good as its gonna get until we get a decomp.
>>744744120TWINE
pfahahah
The fact that they never released a more rpg heavy game where you make your own padawan was the biggest missed opportunity from star wars, imagine the money it would have printed
Is this the same Ace goose always talked about?
Never tried Perfect Dark, is it better than Goldeneye?>>744744280That's why I was wondering if they have a PC port, so you don't have to deal with lag.
>>744744120Licence to Kill
>>744744354yes
>>744744120The Living Daylights
>>744744340that's what kotr was for
>>744743639>>744744326Isn't there a PC version of the cancelled/leaked 2007 remaster as well?
>>744744120Goldeneye
>>744744354goosebert*
>>744744280Probably not, the Goldeneye 64 community is all about individual level runs and in-game time since that was what the original speedruns tracked, and the N64 just lags like that so they all play like this
The bloody pakistan benchod is bodying the swede.
>>744744425someone ported the multiplayer to the source engine during the 2000s
>>744744120Goldeneye (very narrowly), followed by LtK, followed by FYEOIt varies by the day tho, some days its LD instead kf LtK, some days it's TSWLM instead of FYEO. The basic pattern is there though.
ME AND PLUM RUTZOU, ME AND FUCKING PLUM RUTZOU
every race is just one dude shitting on the other.
i missed the beginning, why are they trading off instead of playing each level at the same time?
silky smooth 4 fps this shit really blew the dicks right off those console gaymers back in the day
>>744744120From Russia with Love, them North by Northwest influences
>>744744404>>744744419lol why did this other guy even show up Ace is gonna murder him and then beat him in Goldeneye
>>744744485It's not a port, really, but a straight up remake
>>744744425that was the planned xbox arcade edition that was cancelled because microsoft hates money
>>744743796are you happy with yourself?
>>744744425There is one yeahhttps://github.com/SunJaycy/GoldenEye-Recomp>>744744485GESGolden Eye Source is awesome, shame it's kind of dead now
>>744744410Not what I'm talking about at all, kotor let you make your own jedi OC but it didn't go through any sort of narrative arc of you being a padawan slowly training over the years, a mass effect style trilogy of padawan > jedi > master is more what it should have been
>Ace throws the first map to make the race interestingbaste
>>744744580One player beats the stage, and the other player has to beat the first player's time. Whoever has faster time gets a point. In the case of a tie, the point carries to the winner of the next round. Every round players alternate who goes first.
>>744744581it was really crazy going from SNES to Golden eye, even with the bad frame rate lol.
I'VE NEVER SEEN A 1:13 AND I NEVER FUCKING WILL!
holy shit
>>744744578I think they are trying to drive donations by trying to make it more like a sporting event but it just sorta makes things awkward
Total Paki sweep.
>>744744604>a straight up remakei remember they kept the R-aiming though, pretty faithful
jesus this isn't even close
>>744744578which is why races need to be 4 way minimum, 1v1 races are boring because 99% of the time it's apparent who's going to win in the first 10 seconds, to make it competitive it either needs a gimmick or enough players that someone might pull an upset
>>744744683yeah i get the point stuff, i just don't get why they don't start at the same time and then just wait for the other person to finish before moving on
>>744741871He doesn't even show the awesome lightsaber battles you can have with the sith, this game has by far the best lightsaber combat
humiliation ritual
>>744744802Goldeneye things
>>744744336how does it feel to be the only person to have TWINE as your #1?and where do you rank Tomorrow Never Dies?
>>744742541>bro is still at it 12 years laterBless.
>>744744783ace is actually the GOAT. I try not to use zoomer terms but it's true
>got calle>got ace>goose isn't thereUnlucky
to make it more competitive, ace should roll a dice before a stage and subtract the result from the swede's time
>>744744824He has to kill fast and lightsaber too slow
>>7447447844 way races suck too because you're stuck looking at such small screensI don't think speedrunning events should have any races. One guy doing a speedrun while explaining it is always more interesting IMO
>>744744612no, definitely not
>>744744878he's literally me
>>744742541I can smell the scent of that pile of updoots from here, thanks kind strangers!
>>744744735It is faithful, yes, but ironically that's the problem as the devs didn't adapt it according to PC multiplayer arena shooter standards adequately. GES plays awkardly as a result and I think that's why it died.
>>744744913>because you're stuck looking at such small screensEasily fixed by just making it full screen, the tech crew being retarded and needing to keep their fuck huge border the ENTIRE event is easily solvable
I like this rather than a simultaneous race. Otherwise it's just a mess where nobody knows who's ahead and the commentators are trying to narrate two things at once
has Ace said anything the whole run?
>>744743796that's how you build the HYOOOOPPE
I didn't know they even had video games in Pakistan
>>744745004yeah this is a based format
>>744744878is groose still persona non grata to the Goldeneye people?
>>744744783a lot of the individual levels are close, within a second. it's just that one second (almost) always favors ace
>>744745052have you never looked at one of those fighting game tournaments
>>744745052Pakistan completely dominates competitive Tekken. Absolutely humiliated the Koreans.
THE GOOSE IS LOOSE
>>744744931no one cares
>>744745010yeah, he kinda sounds like the other 2 so it's hard to tell if you're looking away from the screen
>$112 donation from the architectkek
FUck this pakistani retard fucking bastard bitch
I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENTKARL JOBST IS A GRIFTING BITCHING ASS MOTHERFUCKER
>>744745052they found a bunch of vidya in osama's compound after they killed him, pakis are vidya-pilled
Ace throwing
>>744745179Good evening sir
This reader is a spergy, he fumbled both big messages
>>744745185Hi Billy
>>744745052these niggas also took over tekken. decades of korean dominance and a few pakis took over tekken 7/8
>>744745073Yeah, I think he was loudly criticized by a lot of people in that community, so he decided to get ahead of the shitstorm and just leave on his own.He did it in typical Goose fashion and posted a whole fucking essay explaining his reasons for doing so. It's worth a read if you like e-drama.
>>744745073did that community kick him out too? I thought it was only the gdq retards?
>Not Important>The ArchitectLook at you fuckers breaking out your wallets for charity.
>>744745261QRD? what did he do exactly? shit on a bunch of runners or something? i only know his legendary gdq run and his youtube channel
>>744745185rip apollohe had a hard life
I love how every community uses gamertags meanwhile the goldeneye guys are all posting under their full government names
>>744745261best thing he ever did. he got ousted for being a NAZI (having slightly different opinions) and avoided the worst of the tranny shitstorm that ensued
Stream 2 bros, our estimate...
>>744745261>Everyone in the group chat was fine with what he said>when a tranny had a mental spiral and posted the logs they all turned against gooseuh huh
With how sweaty Goldeneye speedruns are you'd think there would be more consistency by now.
>>744745347they didn't appreciate him saying that speedrunning is the most degenerate act known to mankind
>>744745365it was a different time in the early 2000s
>>744745052I played with a nice paki dude on a wow private server. Didn't even realize, since most people were burgers.A different time, we had a Israeli and an Iranian dude in the same guild. Fun times.
>>744745052One fateful day at the Kashmir border when the Indians ran out of rocks one soldier threw an N64 at the Pakistanis and their world changed
>>744745390we don't talk about stream 2 here
>>744745421They hated him because he was right.
>Jedi Academy ends>The loudest hardbass on earth starts playingUh oh based alert.>>744744120I should rewatch them all so I can give a good answer.
>>744745347Goose is your typical Canadian shitposter. He is in many ways abhorent in how he communicates, so despite all his constructive content and passion, many people always found him too disruptive and annoying.
>>744745238Sir a good evening to u beautiful
>>744745347He talked about the jewish question in a discord chat with the rest of the goldeneye speedrunnerskarl jobst naturally grifited after a tranny posted the chat logs, despite being in that chat room with goose and discussing the JQ too
THE DOUBLE
Rate Jedi Academy
THE level
Whoa it's the stage from the meme
>>744745506Too based in fact, we go right back to the generic intermission music
>>744745185based
>>744745410eh, golden eye single stage speedrunning is about just doing the same thing for a million times until it all pieces fall into placethis would have been better as a proper race by doing a 100% run
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMN3AeMYReII AM FUCKING CLUTCH!
>>744745421really? that clip is what did it? lol too bad. it's not like he disavowed the whole hobby, he still clearly has an interest in it given his youtube videos.
>>744745553ZZZfuck stream 2, put it on youtube if you want me to watch
>>744745553BGood!
>>744745553B+
>>744745553B
>>744745553Bhe winned
LOOK AT THE FUCKING PACE
>>744745553A
right in thE FUCKING HEAD
>1:15MEDIOCRE
>>744745591THATS FUCKING RIGHT
>>744745553C
>>744745553A, gud game gud run.
>infected mushroomOh, so that's what the track from the "It was a mistake to CUM here" meme is called
>>744745609lol no. i think he became a trump guy in 2015, they probably came up with some excuse to kick him over that
>>744745251That is the most surprising things I learnt today and I learnt that OP wasn't a fag, wtf
>>744745553AExecution faltered often but it was still a wild run
>gets owned by RNG>still ties
huh, from the schedule, i assumed "match play" meant they'd be doing like splitscreen multiplayer battles
>DragonsDogmaFanboy: bro i can't wait for the streets mapNothing rustle my jimmies more than calling everything a map nowTHEY'RE CALLED LEVELS
>>744745694LOOK AT MY MIDDLING PACE
>>744745698someone pin her down and fuck her so she stops giving C grades
>>744745723No that's the band, the track is Spitfire
This actually turned out to be pretty entertaining
Link to stream 3?
>>744745698>>744745838C for Correction
>>744745536wtf goose is based?
>>744745628youtube chads are the most oppressed people on earth
The Swede is being redeemed?
>>744745861As someone else mentioned, this is probably the best format to race this game.
I'm glad the race isn't a complete wash
I FUCKING LOVE TRAIN LEVELS
>Infernax hell yea>>744745553Alove seeing runs for these games
SWEDEN YES
>>744745975SAME
>>744745975TRAINS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS
Is anyone else unintentionally tilting their head down when they do a long stretch of looking at the ground?
>>744745975TRAIN RIGHTS
>>744745975samettyd chapter 6 is the best
>>744746076
>>744746090autism
Damn I felt like that skip was going to save a lot of time versus doing that whole laser thing but I guess he lost too much time before?
>>744745975Oh yeah? Well I love Jungle levels.
>>744746119
anyone else hear crickets?
>>744745323We're precious wholesome moeblobs after all
>>744746119wtf is this real??
>>744745892Correct.
it wouldn't work for every game, but this "do each level one at a time" format is a pretty fun watch
>>744746090Actually I keep tilting my head back to try and move the camera up so I can see.
>>744746076>>744746103TRAIN RI-ACK!
>>744745185
>For England, James?>Bloody fucking, for Pakistan.
>>744746180AI was made to meme.
>>744746090I just tilt my monitor.
>>744746182THEY ARE IN YOUR HOUSEBURN IT TO THE GROUND
>>744746180>TRA-IN?!!!!!
Calle is making a comeback!
>>744746182Nope just the loud ass Cicadas.
Nice
>>744746295wheres the bulge?!
>>744746276I'm gonna need you to lose 200 poun in the next 30 seconds
>>744746245he lost $350k on a single lawsuit
>>744745185>watching normie sloptubers
>>744741871HA HAAA I did itgoing to try and find higher quality pngs
Infernax starting stream2
>>744746393based
>>744746393Nice
>>744746393saved
>>744746393Based
>>744746393Beatiful
>>744746393fuckin based
>>744746295Uma...
>>744746393
>>744746393pov: urethra
>>744746393damn she's good
>>744746393Quality posts, on my /v/ ?
>>744746393kino
>>744746359kek
>>744746393You sick fuck
>>744746393>Plum plush purchasers using it to create thread kinoBased
>>744746393now this is art
>>744746498ESA threads always get amazing OC.
>>744746393Lel
>>744746393nice
>>744746393I'M SORRY PLUM I DIDN'T MEAN TO GIVE YOU THE STINK EYE PLEASE AAAAAAAAAAAA
>shoot natalya in the head>very politely
>paki speedrunnerwell that's a first
MEGACHOKE
he's flailing
Valiant effort, holy fuck
CHOOOKE
Rest in RIP.
Oof, fucking brutal
that was butt clenching to watch
>>744746798he's been speedrunning Goldeneye since he was 8
why is only one of them playing?did the other guy softlock
yup he's fucked
damn, he was already drowning though, worth a try
>>744746973one at a time
>>744746798>introverted nerdy pakiimagine how poorly he fits in in his own country
>>744746973They alternate and then compare times after they're both done with a level.
its joever
>>744747008Doesn't he live in Canada?
>>744747036>>744747006>speedrun>intentionally go slowI hate these showcases
Guys what happens when Pakistan beats Sweden?
cradle music fucking slays
if they're alternating wouldn't it better to have one big screen and one small screen
>>744747163little kaffir gets the scimitar
>>744747163Pakis are Swedish now.
Rate Goldeneye 007
RATE HUMILIATION RITUAL 007
Bro just play the last two stages who cares about the points
rekt by a brownoid
>>744747285S
>>744747285>>744747292S
For me, it's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6hsdWGF0no
>>744747285S very cool
>>744747285>>744747292SS
>>744747285>>744747292SSS
>>744747285Fhate raceslop
>No Aztec and EgyptGAYYYY Also there's more gameplay
>>744747285SSS
>>744747285>>744747292C
>>744747285>>744747292A
Why was the estimate 1 hour 20 minutes? No way they thought it would take that long.
>>744747285>>744747292S cool format
>>744746393Have another (You) for the quality OC good anon.
>>744747285A+ fun race
>>744747285>>744747292A for totAl pAki dominAtion
>>744747285SMY INSANE PACE
>>744747292S, good run but not very close since Ace is a beast
>>744747285>>744747292A+
>>744747285>>744747292SSSNow this is bond racing.
>>744747285>>744747292S, way better than expected
>>744747285>>744747292SSS WEDE REKT
>>744747285A
>>744747285>>744747292B+ Goldeneye is just not that interesting to watch, but the format was good
wtf just play the last two levels you goddam autists, you finished 30 minutes early
>>744747285A, the west has fallen.
>>744747285B for Bond, James Bond
>>744747285>>744747292A, I enjoyed it.
>>744747285>>744747292B+
no infected mushroom?
My run's up next wish me luck
>>744747292>>744747486SSS+
>>744747292A+
>>744747358>https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/filename/s8wf8kd.png/>44 resultsholy schizzola
>>744747292SSS+
>>744747285A+very enjoyable
>>744747285A+
Hellsprint looks soulless. I at least thought we could get some good memes out of it like Ninja or Die but there's just nothing
>>744747631it's just "ritual post" cancer, same as that "i'm doin him a <grade>" dude
>>744747292>>744747285SSS
>Inflation again for another nonrun*yawn*
>>744747712At least guy gives reasonable ratings even if it's avatarfagging
>jak and daxterdidn't we just have that?
>>744747712doin him a poster at least does a real rating though
>>744747324For me it's the uncompressed versionshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-VfvXpy9KE
>>744747778that was gordon and daxter and it was 2 days ago
>>744747285>>744747292SSS+
>Castlevania but you have an M60This actually looks fun wtf
>>744747827>Gordon and DaxterIs that like a Jak mod or something completely unrelated?
...how did this take so long to set up? it's the same goddam game? just swap the overlay
>>744747919https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKDHEy3YgiY
>>744747919Jak and Daxter but it's first person with source-movement and you're Gordon Freeman
>>744747930Jerk-off break for the runners.
>>744747919Actually Gordon is the original one, Jak is the mod
>>744747930small yuro eventplease understand
>>744747930Sorry man I was jerking off
>no spontaneous "CMON BABY"swell, still fun to watch
THEY ARE BUSY BOINKING CHLODS OFF CAMERA
>>744747285SSS+
yump
>>744748023Alright, fair enough
can somebody tell me if that swede is ultra autistic or just a fucking genius at comedy?
>>744748067wtf, i'm going to esa next year
>>744748023haha ew
ESA need to get in contact with some local newspapers to do some reporting on gimmick runs or even just the whole event, there's bound to be slow news days that would love to have this as a story and it would pull more eyesI'll take a 15% commission on all ticket sales as a finders fee sort of thing
man i wanna watch both stream 1 and 2, i love the nes boomer clique in esa
>>744747968>esa has vods up pretty fast>uksg is still uploading from uksg green at a snails pace>fuckers don't even keep twitch vods so you have to waitThe sheer incompetence knows no bounds.
They're playing Goldeneye again?
>>744748097He's a goldeneye speedrunnerso both
>>744748067>OFF CAMERAI'm watching it on Stream 3 though?
>>744748123>newspapers>current year
>>744748151it's coop with 2 controllers
>>744748151Two controllers, one person is moving and one is aiming
>>744748154i mean jkloser
>>744746393v2 with a sharper barrel
DO NOT REDEEM
>>744748237perfect
>>744747324https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGH4gTnTsNQ
>>744748237is that you with the gun and plum? you should buck the gun up like it's being shot for true authenticity
Man Infernax fuckng rocks
>>744748237I CAST GUN
>>744748237oh hey plum. WAIT NO PLEA-
goldeneye unironically runs at 5fps
Oof, the boss is pure PAIN
>>744748326https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaxI3Hef3U0
>>744748216>>744748217>being forced to become one with the person who just beat you into submissionhot
>>744748237>smiles wile killing youshe's a psychopath
>>744748331no, another anon has the plush. I just added the effects to his vid
Fuck these boomer ahh gamesWhen is fortnite being run?
>>744748418>implying it doesn't drop to 2 fps during explosions
>>744748369I wish it wasn't on at the same time as Goldeneye, it looks interesting
>paki playingIndian or paki gets an instant K from me, sorry I don't make the rules
>>744748508can you even speedrun Fortnite?
>>744748237>pov you gave her the stinky eye
mega chokes on 2
>>744748478
>>744748123There are no slow newsdays in Malmö, gang shootouts and rapes every day.
hypnoshark frotnite speedrun event keep it or need it
>>744748508did the single player mode ever come out?
>>744748546Fastest battle royale win frfr
>>744748475i know you're memeing but most speedrunners aren't hyper competitive chad types. they see it more as a community effort where they all contribute and share skips and secrets and such. it's why they also say "we" when commentating.
>>744748462
Third choke
Jinxed it.
67
>>744748508>fortniteunc gamewhen are they speedrunning Roblox's Grace?https://www.speedrun.com/grace
do I watch stream 1 or 2
>>744748781wow just like that famous meme
>>744748818yes
The Swede keeps guessing the times and he's almost always wrong
>>744748781sex
>>744748795uncs still play roblox? thats like older than my dad
>it's only funny when shit happens to other peoplekek
>>744748843Never heard of it. Why is it funny?
LOOK AT THE FUCKING PACEFIFTYFOURTY NINE
Go Pakistan!!!
>>744748907>Why is it funny?like all zoomer culture it's just mimicing what some nigger said, probably
>>744748929FUCK YOU BLOODY BITCH BASTARD
Only pedos play roblox
>>744748868He's subtlety implying that the times would be better if he was playing by himself and that the paki is holding him back and is an inferior runner. Honestly based.
>>744748818jes
>>744748962brb installing roblox
>>744748818stream 1 kinda meh, just less interesting version of what we just saw. jak will be kino after this tho
>"okay I'm going to shut up">immediately starts talkingRixer shut the fuck up
>>744748795>full game around 1 minute>segmented levels with around 10 seconds eachIt's just like golden eye just for runners with shorter attention spans
>>744748962what about vrchat
>>744749009underage b&
>>744749045real pedos still play garry's mod
I always hated Jungle as a kid, I would always get lost or rekt by those drones
>>744749045that's furries and trans central
>>744748968you do know the paki raped him in the previous run right?
>>744749093Bloody rape bastard
>>744749081>they're not pedos, they're pedos with extra stepsok?
>>744749069yeah the turrets are ass. especially with the n64 fog that only lets you see 5 feet in front of you
>>744749093controllers weren't touching so it wasn't gay
>>744748781Bijou sexo
the views are abysmal this time around uh?does the chartfag also count esa views?
Stream 2 for suffering ludo
bro is creaming himself over points
once yet again, the rng fuck up a run
Where is Goose?
>>744749304not the same guy but same vibes
>>744749378Eating boogers
>>744749378He has earned his billions from having such a high iq
>>744749378I miss that nigga goosebert
>>744748968other way around friendo. that paki has owned all the records for a decade plus. there's a famous rant where another Golden Eye runner says there's no point because any new record he got would last a week before being smashed by Ace anyways
WR RUN
>WRINSANE PACE
WORLDRECORD
WORLD RECORD
OMG WHURL REKKY
>>744749389ahhh that's the fucking guy i was thinking of that barely knew english. i felt bad for him
WORLD RECORD HOYPE
good shit
GODFUL NOON
>>744749546>>744749549>>744749552>>744749554>meme categorywho cares
>>744749487That lil nigga been on my mind…
>>744749598me :)
>that boss designWow, he's literally me!
>>744749598you :)
RATE GOLDENEYE 2P2C
>>744749598i care..
>>744749598Shut up TJ """""Henry""""" Yoshi
>>744749572He almost had a complete and utter trainwreck during his contra run this year. Was on his last continue by the end.
>3 and a half hour pokemon runMan...
>>744749650S, epic
>>744749650SGoldeneyebros, we're so back
>>744749650S
ok can we finally get a run thats just a normal speedrun, no raceslop, no gay ass showcases, no troons, no runner who thinks hes hyping up 500k people
>>744749650S for record
>>744749650S world wrecky
>>744749650sss
>>744749650WR for World Record (SSS)
>>744749650S wr
>>744749650Dthe first race was sufficient, didn't need to immediately see the run again
>>744749650S wedisher shocked Pakistani rocks!
>>744749650SSS+
>>744749650SSS+++
>>744749650C
>>744749650D for didn't watch. Stream2 btw.
>>744749650SSS
>>744749650SSS nice showcase and world record to boot
>I'm sad again...
>>744749667wait what he's there again?? was that on the first day, i missed most of that
>>744749650CGimmick shit, the race was better.
>chlods hostingaaaaaand muted
>>744749650SSS+ easy
>>744749757stream 2 watchers will pay dearly for their sins
>>744749650K hates pakis hate Indians simple as
>chlods hostingaaaaaand bass boosted
>second goldeneye also gets SSS spamand yet you people get butt hurt when i claim the ratings at ESA are inflated. curious...
>>744749650Automatic S for WR
>>744749890how does the hat stay on?
>Overestimate
>>744749890>not filtering all rating faggotry
SAY IT WITH ME
>this is going overestimate no matter whatuh.. do not look at the time
>chlods hostingaaaaaand i came
>>744749928It's a still image
>>744749890>stop enjoying things!
>>744749890Shut the fuck up nigger. This is not trannies done it quick
>>744749890World record is automatic SSS
>>744749806He has 5 (five) total runs this event, two of which he already completed. He got two more tomorrow, one of it being a race and the other a solo run. Last one is on stream 2 on Friday, a very short race.No more trainwrecks! I believe!
>>744749890>people can....like things i don't?!?!?!?!
>>744749757>watching some tranny indie platformer instead of the goldeneye wr championwhy are you gay
>>744749650SS
cute
>>744749890Trrrraaans roights!
>>744749890>NOOOOO STOP ENJOYING RUNS THAT AREN'T SPAMMING TRANS RIGHT OR EPIC MEMES NONONONONONONO AIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SPIKEVAGINA HELP ME
>>744749890>good run gets rated high>sperg outstay in the GDQ threads please
>>744749748somebody stop her
>I went overestimate so I don't have stress anymoreAt least he's honest.
>>744749890finna need see this nigga booty asap
>newfags rating race/showcasesGDQ threads did a number on this place
>>744750075kek
>>744749890>>744749706Cry me a river faggot goldeneye is the game men speedrun
Karl Jobst would show them a real goldeneye speedrunner
>>744750095rate this post
>>744750075bitch basterd
>>744750039why you gotta pull my leg like this anon
>>744749976this is the argument retards make when you criticize the latest AAA game slop that gets released>>744750010i know, this is ESA, where every snoozefest run gets at least an A
>>744749903it's so over(estimate)
>>744750049>instantly thinks of trannies and homos despite none on screenFound the GDQ regular
>>744750075DELET THIS
>>744750075SWEDEN YES
>>744750125that runner being billy mitchel i suppose
the choke won't stop
stop replying to that lazy bait you fools
>>744750136ZZZ
>>744750136ZZZ---Probably a jeet mad jelly at the paki runner.
>>744750136F for faggot
>>744750151>i know, this is ESA, where every snoozefest run gets at least an Amaybe you should fuck off if you don't like it?
>>744750163But there is a tranny and homo on my screen, I'm responding to him right now
>>744750136Z seething tranny
This an amusing trainwreck on stream 2
RATE JAK AND DAXTER THE PRECURSOR LEGACY WR IN 00:00:02
THE CHAIRIT CAN NOT BE MOVED ANY CLOSER
>>744750075>DEFEATED and ANNEXED into the United States a few days ago>now cucked hard by a pakiHow will sweden ever recover from this?
TIME FOR SOME JAK AND DAXTER!!!!
>>744750249>5 minutes overestimatedios mio
>>744750231you should turn your screen on
TECH CREW FIX HIS AUDIO
>>744750231better stop replying to yourself then
>the interviews are to fill in for the setup times!we saw that, they are done setting up
>>744750280Not surprising
>>744750310>>744750332>no uMine was better
>>744750227oh sorry i didn't realize this was a hug box thread where you all fuck each other in the ass over how much you love the stream. my bad, i'll go back to the hetereosexual parts of this board
>7 minutes over estimate
>>744750147If you referring to the no more trainwrecks, I choose to believe. Otherwise I'm not kidding you.
>>744750332LOL good one
Stream 2 is perfect night ludokino before bed.
Do you believe in the happy swede?
>>744750368>hetereosexual parts of this boardHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>over estimate already>dies
>>744750332bodied that freak
>Stream 2https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFYx1GL-w_4
>>744749890>Stop enjoying good runs by the best runners of the game (which ace is) Do you just hate good runs, do you want everything to be a 10 player peak nepo run that has 1 entry on the speedrun site?
>>744750368Don't bother coming back.
>>744750415oh shit you weren't lying...lolguess i just missed every time he was on screen
>>744750449namely the porn threads
>login to confirm your agestream 2 youtube link?
>>744750123>>744750136fuck you. IT'S A SPEEDRUNNING EVENT. not a redditor meme race/showcase, you can go watch GDQ, its 90% non speedruns. FAGGOTS.
Hirexen cursed this man. Do NOT commentate for Hirexen
>>744750515>heterosexual porn threads>men sharing pictures to get other men offthe gayest thing imaginable
>>744750515yea I could already tell that you're a brownoid, no need to spell it out
>>744750550country?
CHOKE
lmao
what is that gay haircut lol he looks like a pokemon NPC
mercy kill when
>>744750550>uk cuckkek
>>744750550Guess I better not close it because it's still going for me. I'm using streamlink but if it's anything like Youtube it's gonna be an instacuck.
I NEED TO MIG
>>744750581roads?
At least stream 2 was ahead of schedule around the start of the Star Wars run
>10+ minutes overestimate on a 50 minute gameNow this is the stream 2 I know.
>>744750568mig in a single file line>>744750568mig in a single file line>>744750568mig in a single file line
>>744750495right because those are the two options? a 30 minute meme run of a game we just watched for an hour, or some GDQ nepo run. nice false dichotomy
>>744750615he doesn't even know him he was just sucked in by his gravitational pull
>>744750615>two of the dudes who carried ESA through its darkest period
>>744750558>goldeneye is the game men speedrun>fuck you. IT'S A SPEEDRUNNING EVENTYeah faggot, that's why Goldeneye, which is the game real men speedrun, is at a SPEEDRUNNING EVENTMy river is only half way filled keep the tears flowing little bitch faggot
>>744750615>Saves ESA Winter 2026 with backup runs
SO TECH CREW, HOW DOES IT FEEL, ARE YOU HAPPY?
>>744750639I'm still in disbelief that this happened
>stream2 right now
>the boss healthbar doesn't budge
READYYYY!!!!
>>744750497no problem. and you don't bother making 50 desperate posts on the last day of GDQ begging people to watch ESA because you're lonely lmao
Both of the Goldeneye runners seemed very well adjusted for being two of the best runners in one of the most sweaty speedgames out there.
>>744750639>room empty except for her entourage
>>744749389Love this guy. That one Karnov run from 2 years ago had me in tears.
This guy might actually run out of lives
When speedruns are overestimateRemember happy tiems
>>744750819funny Goose was a bigger loser than the people he berated
>>744750714RACESAREN'TSPEEDRUNSFAGGOT.THEY ARE SHOWCASES, WORTHLESS FUCKING MEME TRASH THAT BELONGS IN GDQ PRIME TIME SLOTS FOR YOU FUCKING GOYS. YOU FUCKING DOUBLE NIGGER.
>all is well in sweden
it was a 2 players 2 controllers speedrun, my irascible brown friend
>>744750897Something something accusations and confessions
Funniest run of the marathon right here
>>744751010>meme categoryglad i stayed on stream 2
and the schedule is way behind again
It'd be so kino if he clutched it on the last life
>>744750935Trvke
What a fucking disaster masterclass
Then again the game looks particularly hard. Looks fun tho might pick it up
>>744750817Never made even one, so you won't have to worry about that.
>>744750935Races are just two speedruns at the same time you faggot.
I'm up next guys, wish me luck
>>744751418whomst is this semen demon
