Stream 1:https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathonhttps://youtube.com/@ESAMarathon/liveNow: Jak and Daxter: The Precursor LegacyNext: Pokémon White 2Later: Fate/EXTELLA LINKStream 2:https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon2Now: Infernax (OVER ESTIMATE)Next: Super Dodge BallLater: Saltwater SportfishingSchedule: https://esamarathon.com/schedule/Previous: >>744741871
I've never seen a witch
oh man
MIG FOR SPEED
>are you happeh?
I'm here for the Pokemon
>>744750676racist
>>744750676ban this guy for his prejudice
MERCY KILL THIS SHIT
GIGACHOKE
At least he's overestimate on the stream that ends for the night and can't be behind schedule.
migging
It keeps happening
IM A HEADBANGA
>>744750752me when instructed to cheer
MERCY GRACE THIS KINO
>E>L>PIMAHEADBANGA
this run is how a sweden falls slowly into insanity
Its cool that ESA is a place that the americans that don't want to have to deal with GDQ's faggotry can go
it's jakkin' off time
how come the classic NFS games are so seldomly ran at these marathons?
HE JUST KEEPS DYING
>>744750779>>744750787headbangamind
>what was I supposed to do?>staying alive?
migging recklessly
>is this how it feels to just fall apart?
silence, yuropoors, an american is on stream
This guy clearly wasn't remotely prepared for this category
>Dead againHoly KINO
chokekino
>stream 2What's going on over there??
this... looks fun!
at least hes taking it on the chin
>>744750903>silenceIndeed, muting it was the only option
>>744750934happiness
>There's a light at the end of the tunnel because I only have 5 lifes left.
mercy kill please
>>744750882>I'M DEMON MIGGING
it keeps happening
He's going to run out of lives
>>744750958He's Swedish. Suicidal ideation is his default state of being.
ORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRB
HOW IS IT THIS BAD?
cringekino
Whoa it's the Bonesaw game
bro...
Let your friend borrow some rope Hirexen
Greg, please let him win.
>>744751049jej
Guys..?
Greg, the final boss.. the destroyer of Sweden
stream 2 runner was grabbed off the street
TRAIN WRECK
dude...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoKluzn07eQ
Hirexen going to sleep well knowing no matter what, he can't top this trainwreck
Why isn't the estimate moving?!?!? So toxic not to increase it
THIS IS IT
FINAL LIFE CLUTCH
Freeman would have shot those fish
why doesn't jak have a gun anymore?
yeah this guy is def plapping chlods after this
the legend keeps giving
He just can't deal with this attack man wtf
SWEATING BULLETS
>>744751204jak doesn't have a gun in 1, meds now
>runner says dont worry guys the next runner is setting upkek good lad sucks this is happening to him
>was thinking of just walking off the ledgekek. Run had been a train wreck, but him being able to joke about it has made it fun.
Oh shit Begbie is running a game
AAAAAAAA
>I'm obviously not doing my yob so let me do your yob
>Stone Cold Boomer USA
KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FIRST TRY
HOLY KINO
>>744751204>I'm gonna kill G-Man!
FUCKING DID IT
>all this fake hypeYuros have a lot to learn from Chadmericans
HE KILLED THE BOSS
HE DID IT
Hell yeah
WE DID IT
CLUTCH KINO
KINO
Is Jak and Daxter a dead IP?
SENDING HIM MY ENERGY \o/
IT'S NOT OVER?
YOU CAN DO IT
It's not the end?
>>744751334naughty dog just makes gay slow games now so yes
That's a fucking Asylum Demon again.
>>744751334Yeah they only make last of us remasters
ngl final boss looking kinda jewish..
>>744751334Yes.
>>744751343
pleez yump
>>744751334naughty dog is gonna pick it back up as soon as their new game with the bald asian girl flops
FINAL CHANCE
>0 lives still countsBITCH YOU THOUGHT
>apparently zero is a number
Is Stream 2 runner going to game over on the final boss?
>apparently a zero is a number
>didnt know he had an extra lifelol
>>744751450Stop noticing.
BUT HE REFUSED TO GIVE UP
What does LTS mean
>>744751334it doesnt have enough room for DEI since it's just a ratchet n clank clone which itself is a bandicoot clone which itself is just a distillation of 90s swagger culture
Disaster masterclass kino
his hp is not going down
>>744751556i don't know
BANNED
THE GRIND IS REAL
>FUCK>er crap
>>744751505>>744751512>>744751518>>744751535Why was he surprised? The counter is always for REMAINING lives. Aka not counting the one you're currently using..
satan is so fucking tanky wah de hehh
>>744751556long term support. means he doesn't have the latest patch and the ESA desktop could get hacked at any moment
PLEASE YUMP
>>744751556Lava Tube Skip. I know because of Gordon Freeman.
>>744751458i miss bonesaw
>No cussing content warningI hope John Safety gets sent to Siberia for this transgression inshallah
>>744751614some games show 1 for remaining lives
A miracle needs to happen for stream 2
>check schedule>not a single GTA run>still several hours of FF and Pokemon
>>744751662he died for our sins
>>744751647Why do the swedes do that? I never hear any norges or danes say yump.
Is he doing a low damage run or is this boss just an absolute bullshit damage sponge?
HE'S DOING IT
YOU CAN DO IT JKLOSER
>>744751710They can't pronounce j
>Donate 100 dollars>Jak and Daxter as the messageBased boomers
>>744751686you're witnessing it right now... the indomitable human spirit
>>744751718No upgrades
>>744751718Didn't upgrade anything
>>744751697>only one mgs run>it's msx
>>744751747
>>744751709he didnt die. he was killed.
who hyped for the THIRD run of oot this marathon on friday
>I do watch movies sometimes did you know that?This dude is losing his mind.
unironically butthole clenching fight
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HAHAHAHAHHA holy shit
FUUUCK YEAH!
holy shit
almost choked
LEGENDARY CLUTCH
HE DID IT HE FUCKING DID IT
CLUTCH
HOLY SHIT
>>744751710ask jarno or jukka and they'll tell you
CLUTCH CLUTCH CLUTCH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMY HEART
That was incredible
HOLY FUCK
holy shit he did it
yoooooo
K I N O
HE FUCKING DID IIIIIIIIIT
Lmao
KINOOOOOOOOO
I saw it happen!
Marathon just peaked
FUCK YOU SATANRATE INFERNAX
>rocket to the face at zero lives YES
HOLY FUCKING LAST LIFE CLUTCH
Damn what another good day for runs
HOLY FUARKING KINOOOOO
>>744751878SSS
>>744751878SFun run and fun contralike game
RATE INFERNAX TRAINWRECK CLUTCH%
>>744751878S for suspense
>>744751878A+
>>744751878SSS FOR CHOKEKINO
>>744751878SSS TRAINWRECK KINO
>>744751878S
>>744751878S trainwreck
>>744751841those are finns and they don't say yump eitherralli drivers say tsamp
>>744751907SSS
>>744751878S trainwreck kino
>>744751878S DISASTERKINO WITH A CLUTCH
>>744751878SSS, KINO
>>744751878>>744751907SSS+ with Honors
jak n daxter 1 ending was the first game in my life that made me do pic rel.i dont know what made it so fucking powerful for baby me, but i remember just sitting there.
Hoooly kiiino. And only 28 mins late>>744751878S rank entertainment
>>744751878S trainwreck kino don't care if it was over
>>744751878SSS PURE LAST LIFE KINO
>>744751878C
>>744751878>>744751912S for the clutch at the end of a trainwreck.
>Americans on stream>WOOOOO>*clap**clap**clap**clap**clap*>WOOOOO>*clap**clap**clap**clap**clap*
>>744751878>>744751907HHBest run this whole year>Thank you for not mercy killing it.
>>744751878>>744751907SSS clutch kino
>>744751878SSS true sufferKINOThe first 40 minutes are much lower
That actually had my heart rate skyrocket.
>>744751878S trainwreck kino, and great runner.
>>744751878SS
>>744751878S (Trainwreck)
>>744751878>>744751907SSS
>>744751907S for overeStimate
Bonesaw pls come backESA will accept you with open armsYou belong with this continent
>>744751878S tier trainwreck right here, last boss on last life was intense
>He choked. He went twenty minutes overestimate. He died dozens of times. Still... there goes the best damned speedrunner ESA ever had.
>>744751878SWhat a fucking rollercoaster
>>744751878S-aved from the tech crew!
... i just got here, is it worth checking the VOD?
>>744752054nah
>>744751878sss for trainwreck kino
>>744752043lmao true
>>744751878SSS it was an F tier trainwreck that somehow looped all the way around at the end
>>744752054Start after the estimate.
>>744752054with the thread open for reactions
>>744752054Yes
>>744752054absolute disaster with a happy endingif that's your thing then yes
>>744752054Nah probably not, just the biggest choke you've ever seen but he still managed on the last life. Never give up!
>>744752054probably had to have been there the run had like 20 deaths on the same boss and then he somehow clutched the final boss on the literal last life by rocket boosting into his face
Ghost of Hitman still haunts the halls
>Every single run gets handed an S rank like candyOverinflation
>>744752043LMAO
>>744752054Hard to say.It started off well until the water boss, then it was all downhill, but being able to keep joking helped a ton, and then that ending was glorious and well fucking earned.
>>744752153GDQ would be like that too if they only toned down the trans dono spam.
>>744751878C+ it was ok
>>744752153BUT ENOUGH ABOUT YOUR BODY
>>744752153Not our fault that ESA is just kino after kino
>>744752043heh
OH NO HE'S HOT
Return of the king
>>744752153im gunna start rating 1 letter higher just to piss you off
>>744752054Nah, it had to be savored live with the uncertainity of how it was gonna end
Keira
>>744752054not really, it was a boring run until the last like 20 minutes when it looked like this would legitimately be a DNF
He's back
>>744752153Imagine if GDQ dropped all the tranny shit and skits and played games that people cared about. They could get the same ratings.
>>744752153its newfags who are used to watching gdq trannies never actually watched kino.
>JKl0ser being forced to commentate before he goes to the hospital
>>744752292>too exhausted to get up
>>744752054If you go in knowing it's a showcase of the never say die HUMAN SPIRIT
>>744752153>SSS GREATEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN>guy says he just got here and asks if it's worth watching>everybody say "nah, not really"ESA rating in a nutshell lmao
>>744752153EVERY SINGLE RUN GETS HANDED AN S RANK LIKE CANDY RAAAAH!>EVERY SINGLE RUN GETS HANDED AN S RANK LIKE CANDY RAAAAH!EVERY SINGLE RUN GETS HANDED AN S RANK LIKE CANDY RAAAAH!>EVERY SINGLE RUN GETS HANDED AN S RANK LIKE CANDY RAAAAH!
>>744752153>no troons yelling trans rights every 4 seconds>no 30 minute long fag theater skits>actual classic games that are fun to watchyeah real mystery why people like this more than gdq
>>744752324How about a 1 hour Palestine documentary with a Spike blubbering a monologue at the end?
>>744752054Do you like stories about the indomitable human spirit?
>normal intermissions last 10 minutes between two different PC games>a run goes overestimate>tech crew magically manages a 2-minute changeover to a completely different consolenooticing
>>744752374Kek
>>744752153Let me give you gdq experience for the run we just had>HYYOOIIPPPPPP>TRANS RIGHTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS>LET ME STOP YOU SO I CAN SAY WE HAVE ANOTHER 200K FROM THE YETEEE LETS GOOOO>I PEAKED IN HIGHSCHOOL LETS GOOOOOO
>>744752394kinooooooooo
>>744752207it really wouldn't be, most GDQ runs are pretty meh even without tranny stuff. i think you guys just lack taste and rate everything either SSS or ZZZ with nothing in between
>>744752394followed by a 2 hour run of a troon playing some indie game nobody has ever heard of
>>744752153>Food analogy
begging you people to stop responding to others who are unironically trying to shit on ESA in defense of GDQ
>>744752054Imagine a man choking so hard he goes 20 minutes over estimate and still gets an S rating from /v/
>>744752394
>>744752387If she was really desperate she would have been selling her mole holes
>>744752430as per the last runner, dodgeballman was setting up during his redemption
>>744752369you can also just read ANY post before being retarded
>>744752369>Troon uncapable of understanding what makes people happyChecks outDon't forget to cry about the low ratings at next GDQ too!
>>744752453>>744752153Oh i forgot>ORRRRRRRRRRRRRBB :D>YES CHEFFFFFF :D
>>744752394S
>>744752054 here, won't mass replymight put it on during the pokemon run, it'll probably be more entertaining despite having been spoiled
>>744752374>raahtourist meme
>>744752379didn't say anything about GDQ lmao, really telling on yourself here
>>744752487Oh damn, never mind then.I can see why tech crew wouldn't be able to do that regularly.
>>744752207Most votes are in between you fucking retard.
>>744752542Thanks for the info. Keep me updated, sport.
>RAJIT>SWAMI>BATASurely these aren't real indian names
>>744752551kys
>pokemon after thisgrimrev up those poke pics
>>744752562>no fumos spotted this yearIs this the harbinger of ESA's downfall?
>>744752153>Every single run gets handed an S rank like delicious perfectly red cock that makes you salivate at the mouth when you see itOverinflation
>>744752594you got it boss
>>744752497>newfag has never seen actual kino runs and thinks mediocre runs deserve S's
>>744752643i predict it will be SSS tier
>>744752394i would donate for spike to go to palestine and narrate the conflict they way he commentates runs
>>744752663>food analogy
>>744752626>"kys"kill yourself
>>744752684I'm having fun so I rate it high, simple as
>>744752684trying too hard
>>744752753>pickek
I have inflation fatigue.
Is every rating during amerimutt hours going to have one schizoid sperging out abut inflation
>>744752684>retards brain is so rotted by shitty GDQ marathons he can't enjoy a good one
>>744752826yes
>>744752643>long turn based rpg i sleep
>>744752369Obviously it's nowhere near as interesting if you already know the outcome
>>744752808its over
>>744752497>b-but GDQ!at least you're honest about your inflated ratings being about competition with a corpse of a marathon. if that's all the ratings are about, lets just skip the rating spam and chart fag can post "ESA is better than GDQ" every thread to satisfy retards like you who have some complex about this stuff
>>744752753SICK FUCK
>>744752826its just guraspic just ignore him
>>744752650I posted this during Yu Gi Oh though
>>744752808grim
>>744752808kek
>>744752808thisin 12 hours not a single soul will be able to tell you why these runs were good
>>744752808>even flipped it looks better than last GDQLMAO
>>744752808these are... truly dark red times
>>744752808finally, an honest chart
>>744752153I just dock everything a full letter grade when looking at the chart, not a big deal
>>744752894I missed that run, gomenazai Reimu!!
>>744752808>all the tendieslop is Fsome of you niggers are aight
>>744752808Owari
>>744752752>t.
>>744752808Average GDQ chart
>super dodgeball on stream2
>>744752937rent free
>>744752937They aren't sending their best
>>744752851last time i watched a speedrun marathon was pic related. i havent watched a gdq run in years.
>>744751907Only saw ending, so no vote for me.
>>744752831So glad I was here to witness this
>>744752369>ESA ratingGDQ is the same. I went back to watch the Earthbound Beginnings run upload from last GDQ, one of the best in the marathon according to the ratings, and it was a nothingburger. I asked /v/ about it and someone said "you just had to be there bro".
>>744752808ESAsisters...
>>744753010lot of tummies
someone get a clip of him flexing
>Sensitivity warningThank fucking science someone cares about marginalized rods and cones at this event
>>744752643>Tuesday>stream 2 ends>long ass FFX run starts on stream 1>Wednesday>stream 2 ends>long ass Pokemon run starts on stream 1ESA scheduling team must think this is smart somehow, but I don't get it.
NOOOOOO I HAVING SEIZUREES NOOOOO
>>744752990Which founding father was this?
>>744753036hey now, i know we mentioned inflation
>>744753010Honey a cute.
>>744752865Do you actually think that GDQ is better?
>>744753041put the plum down
>>744753072fag
>>744753010sprite flickering kino
>>744753041>donate or the plum gets it
>>744752865>inflated ratings being about competitionWhat competitionWHAT COMPETITION YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKER
>Final boss is yourself.I wish more games do this.
>>744753078because its the middle of the night in sweden by then. So you get the long runs.
>>744752865ya seethe?
>>744753041Sweden No!
>>744753078it's what stream 2 fags deserve
Nice graphics
RATE OVERESTIMATE DODGEBALL
>>744753175>Final boss is your's elfI wish games did this.
>>744753078It's the european graveyard shift, no one watching but a few americans
>>744753221D for overestimate.
>>744752865did you even see the gdq last month?
hm.... yes... noticing how edenal has compromised these threads
>>744753221C
>>744753127we love jacked runners here
>>744753220Game programmed by porygon
>>744753221B
>>744753120no and you are legitimately retarded if you got that from what i wrote. hilarious how any comment about ESA/its threads besides unbridled praise is interpreted as if it was made by a GDQ shill
>>744752865Fuck off dude
>>744753221C it was alright
>>744753221F>overestimate>but also no kino redemption story
>>744753221C, and that's a wrap for today
>>744753220THERE'S NO SEIZURE WARNING FUCK I'M DYING
>>744752808What happened with CTR? 2x the votes of everything else and they're all spread out.
>>744753221BOverestimate llowered it little bit.
>>744753078>don't have the runners / tech team for 24/7 stream 2>so it has to be down for some hours, obviously put those at night when it's even harder to get those two>have to schedule a 4-hour jarpig at least once/day, by law>shove them in the nightshift where everyone's already sleeping through them>(also the sort who submit those runs will tolerate midnight slots more)Not rocket science.
>>744753221SSS+
>>744752865Why are you crying here 24/7 bitchnigga? You make it pretty obvious you're just salty that GDQ has gone to shit, why do you take it so personally? It ain't your fault man. Do you even enjoy speedruns?
>>744753220>no flash warningwtfuuuuhhghgaudngasgaqwerq
>>744753221D, pretty eh
>>744753078It's the night shift, but today is the last one of super long single game blocks. Tomorrow and the day after feature shorter runs, even during the night.It makes sense to have long runs during graveyard hours for, runners, tech and attendees.
>>744752808What happened with Crash Team Racing
>>744753078You need people to be awake to do tech for Stream 2 + host. Barely anyone wants to be awake at that hour, so anyone who does gets moved to Stream 1.
>>744753221A
>>744753220AIEEEEEEEEEEEE, save me GDQ
>>744753221C10min Estimate was for Easy and the upped it to Difficult last minute so I'll let it pass
>>744753284sulk harder fag
>>744753336>umautist
>>744753310
>>744753301stop noticing how a modded shitshow got an unusual amount of runs chuddy
>>744753256>>744753137>proving my pointlol
>>744753221How did it go like 20% overestimate anyways? From what I heard the runner didn't die a single time to trigger the final fight.
>>744753221C, kinda avg retro sloppa. Inoffensive and short
>>744752865Rating something a real person did is very different from rating a product.When it's not a competition, saying someone's objectively average performance was great makes everyone happy and keeps up a good atmosphere
>>744753221f
>He didn't watch hamtaro with the hamigos
>>744753301the currently most favorite guy ran the game, but the game was just some meme mod
>>744753221C I'm ready for fishing
>>744753401
>>744753301worthless run by the threads metako replacement
>>744753369Cringe first half, kino second half.Half the thread switched to stream 2 when the first half was happening so ratings were all over the place.
>>744753369Mod run
Does anyone have that pic of the graveyard chud who was laughing to himself due to sleep deprivation in an alone room?We even did a pic of him blazing it and with game characters watching him
>>744753426I will cherish the memory
there are too many furry platformers
>>744753301>>744753369People meme-overrating because it was hypnoshark, people underrating in retaliation because ratings were getting screwed
>>744753221SSSsss...
>>744753301It was pretty bad. It featured 2 modpacks, 1st of which was terrible, and the runner spent most of his commentary fellating the modding scene for its achievements, because there was little to talk about in the game itself.
>>744753440fatty (affectionate)
>>744753426I was there. I hope the dude had a good birthday.
there are not enough furry platformers
>>744753221SSS PURE KINO GREATEST RUN EVER GDQ COULD NEVER
>>744753408
>>744753426>No way fag
This runner is pretty endearing. I like him.
>>744753220This is Anons Mom. He was having a seizure at his desk. I have helped him and he is recovering. I ask that you refrain for ever posting things like this ever again. You have been warned.
>>744753529he did not
>>744753504>because it was hypnosharkwho?
>>744753546>jeet twitter screencapnta but holy shit kill yourself
>>744753426Genuinely had a lot of fun with that one
>>744753221C+
>>744753543>>744753310Thank you spike, you're really proving your point.
>>744753243its 10 pm
>>744753580gdq tourist sama....
>>744753221D it wasn't very interesting and it went overestimate without an epic redemption story but at least it was short
>>744753546>literally misinterpretting my (very short) comment>hur dur actually its YOU who can't readfeel free to stop replying
>>744753580A dude all of /v/ wants to bang because /v/ is actually full of women.
>>744753484
>>744753426kino...
>>744753631I'm sorry I don't waste memory space on speedrunners?
>>744753301Eceleb drama, which caused the ratings to go off the rails. As always, when the N is much higher than the other runs, just ignore the rating just like you should ignore all the ratings
>>744753627Readingcomprehension-sama, pls get this guy
>>744753594Thanks for the offer, but you fill the quota quite nicely already
Why is they laughing? These runners are fucking boring.
>>744753652how's biz?
>>744753670Then why do you ask?
>>744753580An annoying cunt.
>>744752132Ive seen a wind waker run that went over estimate by more than a hour
>>744753652Sleep deprivation is one funny hell of a drug
>>744753580A streamer and his viewers have been pretty annoying
>>744753369you know those aren't actually the real ratings right?
Speedrunning is gay and boring I just skim these threads for witch sexo.
>>744753580He's one half of a speedrunning power duo
>>744753736he seems fine, it's his simps that are annoying
>>744750935HMMMMMIt appears to me that the Goldeneye speedrunnersGoldeneye is a game speedran by real men btwwas being played as fast as they possibly could.That means they were both speedrunnersYou lostinject more estrogen while the REAL MEN speedrun
>>744753681marathon threads nose-dived in quality the instant this rating spam started. was actually nice in those couple ESA winter marathons where people didn't bother with it because the threads were kinda slow
>>744753426I learned so many hamster facts
>>744753815have you bought my plumshie yet
>>744753815I have just the thing for you
>>744753815you are gay and boring
>>744753815no you don't
>>744753730because anon brought him up
speedrunning, as a concept, is one of the most degenerate mankind inventions
Hello you absolute................................. Legends..........Today, we will be investigating weather or not the charts of ESA are inflated or if they are legit.I hope you enjoy the video. But first, a message from our sponsor, GDQ
>>744753652PERFECTTHANKS
Lol at salty gdq tourists mad that euros host better events
>Donation from Hat Kid
>>744753928zased
>>744753301newfags rating some gay ass showcase run
Hey there Plum. Hows biz goin
>>744753928lol
>>744753815here is some sexo anon
flavor flav on stream 2
>>744753072I got this
Women fear meFish fear meI am alone on this barren earth
SPEEDRUNNERS FEAR HIMFISH WANT TO BE HIM
>0 energy Jak and DaxterHooly shit bring bag Bonesaw
>>744753865uh... cheesed to meet you?
fishing kino incoming
>>744753982qt
That's an outfit
>>744753828>coming back with such a weak retort after an houryou're a woman, no wonder you love watching vapid shit.
>>744753864>can't even buy anything during the eventDo they really expect to sell stuff after the event has ended?
HE IS HOOKED!
>>744754012this was her best look
Good heavens look at the time
>>744754017holy shit nigga oaked up
>>744753727Eh, can't complain
>>744753815Most based anon in the thread
>twink and ecker bearwhich one tops
>>744754089>competitive fishing>USA vs CanadaI'm invested
sooo uuhhhhh who is in the lead
J-J-J-J-JUMPER
Based chlods refusing to deal with 67tards
>>744754058>you have to constantly refresh /v/
>>744754162get your head out of the gutter
Fishing is not a sport.
>>744754109Im partial to the summer look, myself
Where's Argick?
>>744754109>>744754012
>>744754218It's a lifestyle
>>744753652absolutely legendary run. Wasnt that the last GDQ before they temp stopped the 24hr streams? with this year being the first one back to 24hr?
This steam has been sponsored by Bass Pro Shop
>>744754235gdq
>>744754235ded
>>744754089are they playing on emulator on the left? it's unusually higher res
>>744754224I'm Garfield
>>744753928based
>>744754235Let's just say he moved to pinker pastures.
>>744754012>>744754109>>744754224You are all wrong
>>744754224she's into being a little and probably abdl
>>744754235quit esa after lovare got raped
>>744753928kino
>>744754261>last GDQanon, it was in summer 2022 so 4 years ago https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdgMSpH85iE
>>744753928use the code #karljobbed for a 10% discount on my hot sauce
J-J-J-JUMPERt. Skenmy
>>744754235defected to the enemy
black tank top chad makes all the ladies look
>>744754201so you came back after an hour, and your first reaction was to not comment on the speedrun but try to get back at someone who told you to get fucked an hour ago like a raped bitch
>>744754372>rapedshe wasnt even groped
now i want some fish sticks
>>744754435>ladies
>>744754435Is that the guy who used to be an opera singer?
>>744754392>cybershitSOMEHOW that one didn't have an audience???wtf I would expect a few people there and over there for it.
>871 pound black marlinJesus
6 7
>>744754459she was. it was real in her mind.
>>744754513I've caught bigger
>>744754435>he is thereHe is smiling
This history segment is really funny.
This guy is going to troon out soon isn't itYou can see the pattern already by how godawful his commentary is
Just got back from Spiderman Brand New Day. Did I miss any kino runs in the last 5 hours? Did I miss any Plum songs?
>>744754512it was at like 3 am or so in the first or second night
>>744754576I've once had a 1000-pounder hooked but it got away.
>>744754512it was like 4am local time
>>744754613contra clone was trainwreck kino
y the good eco gotta be white and the black is bad
>>744754613>Did I miss any kino runs in the last 5 hours?I'm so sorry
both of these runs suck
>>744754268When will he start transitioning?
>>744754435One of them is a tranny
that's really inappropriate
>>744754613why are you watching capeshit instead of esa
>>744754613nothing worth watching the VOD for. but we did rate all of them SSS
What the fuck is up with ESA this time around? Like the past few years they've been meandering and barely surviving then this time around they go "Alright, time to deliver kino after kino"
>>744754613>Did I miss any kino runs in the last 5 hourslmao
>>744754613Don't kill yourself anon but you missed the rare SSS Trainwreck + Redemption run and also missed the top Goldeneye 007 speedrunners going at it
>I feel so holey around you gayswtf
rate Jak and Shredded
That dude is ripped
>>744754459she was sniffed
>>744754435That looks like xem. He doesn't care about ladies. He was with a tranny from the netherlands to get his green card. Not sure if they're still together.
fuck man...
>>744754758SSS
>>744754758B
>>744754681I have no idea whats happening with all these fish
>>744754758A
>>744754758S wole and in control
>cancer baiting
>>744754758C
>>744754758S didn't watch but i want to piss off that guy who hates ESA runs being rated high
>>744754758B for biceps
>>744754758S
>>744754758C for Cancer!
>delivering cancer news without any knittingIs this allowed
>>744754758AWhat a rollercoaster
>>744754758Asolid run
>>744754758SThat was very good and hype
>>744754856based
>>744754872Well he's also in remission so that helps a lot.
>>744754884weakest speedrunner
>>744754758ZZZ to counteract rateflation
>3+ hours of pokeshit
>>744754758F for Jak fatigue
>3:30 pokemon raceplease stay chlods
>>744754658>>744754671>>744754727>>744754753>>744754756FUCK!!! I specifically picked this day cuz I thought the schedule looked weak. I should've considered that this ESA has been unudsually good.>>744754671I'm isolating myself for most of the week to watch ESA. I felt I should do something social with my friends one time this week. Also I love Spidey
>>744754758SSS because it's not GDQ
>3.5 hour pokemon run>When stream 2 is about to endWhy do they do this?
>>744754856lol doesn't piss me off, but whenever i bring it up, 20 people reply to me and get irrationally angry. but to your point, this was a very mid run, B at best. i fully expect it to land on A+ to S
>>744754758Daisyn daisarit
>speedrunner mugs people with a hammer so he can buy a fish clock for a dollar
>american yapping hours
>>744754924>only 1 other jak run>it was 2 days ago>it was a half life modget your brain checked
>>744754758K no one gave a shit about this run beyond being thirsty faggots
>>744754945to make you pay for Trump's tariffs
>>744754945because its dead hours in sweden
>>744754940Speaking of, what was the weakest day for everyone so far? Probably the first for me.
>pokemon>fate>persona>dragon questboth streams are over for today
>Pogeyman nextAlright, perfect time to go take a shower while neither streams has anything worth watching
>>744754981It is a nice clock though. You'd regret not doing it to acquire it
>>744754920>>744754945ESA must hate American viewers
>>744754945night shift, european sleeping hours
>>744754758Z
>>744754945the pokemon cartel demands viewers
>>744755017time to sleep for 12 hours
>>744754945Approaching midnight in Swedistan, everyone is going to have booze and sex.
>>744754945I wonder if it's because they've got fewer tech guys these days, stream 2 needs to be 24/7. Or maybe they don't have enough submissions, we need more people to submit jank that turns into kino during late-night stream 2.
>>744754945who cares we're just going to rate it an S
>hypnoshark shade being thrownwhoa
>>744754997>erm actually it wasn't literally the exact same run by the exact same people so you're wrongdoes being autistic ever get exhausting for you? or just for the (very small) group of people around you?
Euro here. I stayed up all night last night because the threads and night time runs were actually fun. We might get lucky this night again. I know it's pokémon but there's always hope...
>>744755017I fucking love jarpigs
On a scale of boring to godless how's the event been so far?
Please bless stream 1 with a Plum (short)
>>744755118you are retarded
>>744755017comfy...
>>744755037Who would like those fags?
>>744754997Not just for this marathon but in general.I just never cared for the franchise and for some reason they always run it during the times I can watch and every time was terribly boring.Same with sly.
euro here. I'm about to pass out
>>744755134i was suprised by how good the FFX run was last night but i dunno about pokemon.
>>744755067>everyone is going to have booze and sex.N-not Chlods, right?
>>744755154
>>744755037>>744754945Because ESA put the long JRPGs on during the graveyard shift hours of their event, to fill up time. So while Euros sleep, they can wake up knowing that they only missed one or two really long JRPG runs, and not a bunch of runs. Unlike GDQ who will slap Pokemon on at prime time. The issue is, its focused on EU hours and not US hours. So US prime time gets all the long JRPGs.
Why is the soundtrack for Saltwater Sportfishing like that one track from The Matrix?
>>744755197I feel the same about the 5 hour pokemon runs that plauge every event but i don't whine like a pussy faggot
Tracee sexo
>>744755205i want plum to gas me out
>>744755163the latter then, gotchya
Has there ever been a runner that has binge drinked during a marathon run
>>744755141B+
>>744755252I don't see the issue, try not being born in burgerland
>>744755067Speaking of. Thursday is usually the ESA dinner time, so expect a series of JRPGs to fill the time while everyone else is at the banquet.And Friday is the ESA night out, expect drunk shenanigans as everyone returns at night.
>>744755236Especially her.
>>744755295no u XD
>>744755306Take a shot every time you fuck up a trick. call it shot%
>>744755306Are they allowed to get drunk on camera?
>>744755306against TOS to be drunk on stream
>>744755315Inflated rating
L-LEWD
>>744755258People whine about pokemon all the fucking time.Even in this very thread. Why do you care so much about my single solitary whine? Why did it hurt you so much that someone disliked one run about a game they dislike? Are you a jak shill?
>>744755306wasn't controllerhead drinking from a flask during the GDQ run that got him banned
uhh, can you show that on twitch?
what the fuck did i just tab into on stream 1
>>744755141Godful. Best ESA since the exodus.
NAKED MAN ALERT EVERYONE COME BACK TO STREAM ONE
>>744754945>Why do they do this? they want us to draw
>>744754758>Jak & Daxter is overfinallytime for the pokeymanz
Ero>hanging out with the boys
lol
Why is he so jacked
>>744755329this girl is pure!
JESUS chlods is flustered lmao
he's painfully mid i dont get why yall are thirsting over him
cholds creaming herself right now
This is the last time we saw a naked man on gdq btw
he's gonna fuck chlods after this
B-bros is it weird if I find him hot?
>>744755306Cheese at ESA Summer... 2022 I think? It was a Mario 64 drink for death run. After the run he stumbled into stream 2 and just stared at the ceiling in a daze.
>>744755382because i can, the same reason you responded to me
CHLODS IS SUPER WET AND STUMBLING OVER HER WORDS, FUCK
GUYS CHECK YOUTUBE CHAT THERES AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE
Oh man that's so sad man I'm sorry that happened to you
some "people" actually finds this goblin attractive
>>744755468yea you gae
is this american dude a famous streamer or something or whats with people actually donating
>>744755397I DEMAND EQUALITYPUT A HIGHLY FIT NAKED (biological) WOMAN NEXT
>>744755452calebheartattack 41%
>>744755471I remember. He drank wine and got wasted. It was so fun when he stumbled into stream 2
>>744755495you are low t
>>744755468Nah, that's a good fitzeeq to strive for as a /v/idya gaming nerd.
Hypnoshark bros.. this guy is gonna steal Chlods from him!
>>744755495yeah me :)
>jacked with overcoming-cancer sympathyhypnoshark I'm so sorry
I'm loving this stream 2 bantering and commentary.Comfy run to end the day on.
>>744755382Yes, I'm shilling for the long dead franchise. Please buy Jak and Daxter on the PS2
>>744755514To the gulag you go
>>744755495It’s unieonically a 10/10 in bongland
>>744755495How you not noticed the frequent goblin threads on /v/? Lots of people want to fuck goblins (rightly)
>>744755479hehe it rhymes with...
i thought you guys said ESA didn't have weepy interstitials
>Has the physique of a Greek god>Wastes it being a speedrunner
>Chlods stuttering and stumbling over her words
>>744755495All gobbos are beautiful
>>744755419His fetish is picking up speedrun groupies im sure its not that hard to begin with by being the best looking guy by a mile means he has his pick of the lot
>>744755636thank you
>>744755627>buff guys are already in every other hobby>have speedrunning slags all to yourself190 IQ play
>>744755495Yes.
>>744755597weedBlaze it
The fishing run is pretty comfy
>>744755452SAY IT
>>744755607Talking about personal cancer issues is more acceptable than performatively crying about brownoids on the other side of the earth
What's up with the guy on the right?
guy on the right is visibly uncomfortable
>>744755685its noti dont hate it but thats not the word
>this is the last ESADid I hear that right?
>>744755636Goblins are jews
>>744755709JOHN
>>744755685Right? Actually fun.
She is so wet
>>744755430She's definitively going to get some action after this interview.
>>744755442Are shirtless dudes even legal with Twitch's TOS?At least I remember there used to be a rule against that at some point...
Is she dumbstruck? Naked man is doing things to her
>>744755761FUCKING
>>744755714zionist detected
>>744755636>it's a goblin>but it's also a cowcan't you just jack off to regular women?
>>744755747just the last flash game gauntlet
Why is Chlods playing with her stockings?...
>>744755727>>744755734He's hiding a boner under his folded hands
>>744755747Yes. They have also shut down speedrunstore now.
>>744755806NUMBERS
>>744755747The last gauntlet run I think..
fishing run is good
>>744755727>>744755734aspergers
>>744755819They aren't small and green with huge tits.
>>744755821shes all flustered
>SEAFinally, a level to represent 70% of the modern /vee/ posting base
>>744755747It's actually the last speedrun ever
So to get her all I need to do is be a little buff
>>744755780I remember the same thing but I guess they have loosened up the rules with all the bathtub tittywhore streamers and whatnot
>>744755679>piercings
>>744755819I wish regular women looked like that
Hey skenmy I just spoke to a make-a-wish kid and he wished for a Plum (short)
>>744755780something about nipples but I think given a lack of drama over it in a while it's a nonissue
>>744755882>70%bit low imo
>>744755747honestly i do not understand how they can afford to keep putting it on so it wouldn't shock me
>>744755821>>744755881This is a Maral spilling her spaghetti situation
>>744755918he's built like the ecker ngl
>>744755819No, I crave the green
>>744755918showing Maeve he's not the only man here
RIP BABY SNEED
>>744755946Whatever happened to her? Is she still in athenes harem?
>this ad againi can't fucking watch this, goddam it
Chlods has become so much better at her job over these last few events
why does god give horrible diseases to children?
>next>up next>in 1 hour despite there being 4 hours of estimated runs plus setupGet your shit together esa
>>744755918I'm gonna submit a game and take my shirt off and force everyone to look at my lanky-skeleton-with-a-bowling-ball gut
>>744756046because it's funny, duh
>And nigger and nigger and niggerI'm sorry?
>>744755898>>744755918Well, good riddance. It was a dumb rule anyways
>>744755946Best ESA!
>page 9My kingdom for a mig
American yapper needs to focus on the fish
bakie...
Bro is actually throwing now
>>744756046oh sweatie it's not god's fault though? read a book
im baking don't snipe
Stream 2 runner is gonna get banned
WTF was that story?
>>744756046it all starts to make sense if you pretend there's no god and it's all luck, or god likes poker and some get dealt a shitty hand in the very start
Bro had to take a shit
can't beat canadians at fishing
>>744756093I thought this too when he said that.. in real life we would be friends I think :)
based dave
>>744756227The fish fear him.
>I eat my kiwis with the skin out>WOAH!
>>744756227canadians will be absorbed into the union soon anyway
>>744733185>>744733185>>744733185 mig
>eating kiwi with the skin onYeah he's definitely banned
Miggerbros???
>>744756310nice try
>>744756310false mig
Did you guys hear that coin?
RATE_FISH
Do these have vod? I prefer watching on the tv which means i cant watch the twitch ones because they nuked all ap support years ago. I miss watching marathons on the wii u
>>744756046read the book of Job lil nigga. that is if you are talking about that god
>>744756310You got me you son of a bitch
>>744756406B
>>744756406A
>>744756424
>>744756408Yeah if you go to the schedule and click on a run it should give you an unlisted youtube link
>>744755821
>>744756406B-
>>744756406C
>>744756406A, good final stream of the day
>>744756406B pretty good
>>744756406B. silly fun game, good that it wasn't longer though.
>>744756406B_Just_2_lads_having_fun_and_puking.
>>744756406B>>744756408you can find them on the schedule highlighted as clickable links when they go up
RATE THEN MIG>>744756453>>744756453>>744756453Someone else bake the next one
>>744756454h-hot
>>744756406SSS+
>>744756406B+
>>744756406D nonrun
>>744756502Thank you spike.Your efforts are appreciated.
>>744755636hate these cowtit goblinsthey should be lean
>>744756408https://github.com/S0und/S0undTV
>>744756406AJawsome!
pokemon hype
>Wednesday is over.No..
>>744756406C just two dudes having fun
>>744756623jej
>>744756701it was fun. see you later anon
>>744756623how many props does this nigga have
