Stream 1:https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon https://youtube.com/@ESAMarathon/liveNow: Dark Souls: RemasteredNext: The Legend of Zelda: The Minish CapLater: Flash Game Gauntlet 3Stream 2:https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon2 Now: SaGa FrontierNext: Styx: Shards of DarknessLater: TimeSplitters RewindSchedule: https://esamarathon.com/schedule/Previous: >>744870761
first (or not)
Migged
give me fuel give me fire give me zelda i desire
Sorry guys, gotta come back later
Goblins on stream 2
I was about to make the thread myself and put a bunch of lies in the OP
miggy
migged
>>744879373This isnt an entertaining enough webm to be used for a ritualpost
migging
Mig
top mig
emergency mig
>Werster
I'll donate $1000 if you say "FUCKING MIGGERS" on stream
>>744879413goblins on stream 1 too
I'm miggin!
Find the goblins
>>744879373dont listen to that other poster, you can ritual post with anything you want to
>>744879508kek, based knower
porn game speedrun marathon (try not to cum edition)
ESA is so good bros
She is made for Catalystz' BWC
Are we having fun?
Rate Saga Frontier
weird furry waifu lore unlocked
I just got herewhat's up with the goblins
>>744879587No this run fucking sucks and he cheated
>>744879594C for cidn't watch
>>744879594B. For some reason SaGa games are more enjoyable to watch than most JRPGs.
>>744879594B for boblins
>>744879613next game is about goblins
>>744879613NOOOO YOU CANT DO GREEN FACE THATS RACIST NOOOOOOOO
The man in a silk dress must be stopped..
>>744879594A, cozy classic saga run
Did he chokked
>>744879594BCool stuff
I miggin'
>>744879594B+ one day I will play that game
Stream 2 chads Styx is next
>>744879594A+, because a guy in the chat said his time was very good.
DISCARD YOUR FALSE WAIFUSRETURN TO GOBLINRETURN TO STREAM 2
>>744879702She's going to choke on something, alright.
I will play the newest Styx when it is out.
Silence, thot.
Cheating or not this dude is a fucking encyclopedia of the smallest details, it’s impressive
Based Puppery at it again
>shut up you fucking whore wow
>>744879891No he just read a wiki
She's riling him up for the hate seggs later
>>744879897I bet she likes it, alt girls always do
>>744879594C
Can you reset achievements on Steam somehow or how is he doing that?
>>744878879>>744879203I'm excited. Love the comfy Island setting already and the main theme is amazing.
GOBLINS ASSEMBLE
>>744880050yes, there is an option for it
This is antisemitic.
>>744880067This is so antisemitic.
Classic catalystz choke
ULTRA CHOKIUM
>>744880038Jfc Anon...
Did you hear the coin sound?
>>744879594B
>>744880038Develop a personality that doesnt revolve around being a retarded brown coomer
Are they going to do voices the entire run?
>>744880152I think you've been playing too much mario, anon
>>744880152I thought I was the only one.
>>744880067>>744880070
>>744880067>>744880070>they're even doing the voiceYeah, I'm thinking kino
Stream 2 kino
thanks youtube chat
plin plin plon...
>>744880152Sorry to break it to you anon, but you have Jew blood in you. You heard a coin form 3 miles away.
>turn on stream 2 >people are green
are they gonna be in character for the whole 50min?
>>744880282>(((people)))
>>744880228>
holy shit stream 2
>>744880282>HERE COMES PEAR
>>744880282unmute the stream
>>744880317God I hope
These guys would be executed live on stage at GDQ
Mmm Goblins.
they are actually doing the whole run with goblin voices
>>744880325kek, thanks
lolol
>Original Jews
>that's why they call him the JEWHOLY KEK are they gonna get banned
>if OG is original goblin, then does OJ mean original juice?>that's why they call him the juice
>original jewsWHAT
>>744880363Are they doing voices or are they just european?
>tfw no cute retarded gf to fuck up your runs
Sweaty disgusting ape sex with Puppery
>>744880425i-i can't tell...
>>744880406isn't antisemitism fashionable now?
>>744880425Are you blind? They're goblins.
>>744880253dibs
>>744880450>>744880427
>>744880237haha wtf
Wow they're neck in neck
>>744880363Instant SSS if they keep it the whole run.
>>744880472We call it countersemitism.
Stream 2 is real ESA feelsStream 1 is just GDQ tripe
>original jewsGood thing they're on ESA
>>744880516You realize, it's a co-op run, yeah?
>>744880543Juice, ESL-kun. Not jews.
>>744880581
>>744880405>>744880406>>744880415>>744880419>>744880543Why are you gaslighting me. no fucking way they said that.
>>744880581why can't they see each other
i'm going to be honest about fromslopthe worldbuilding is cool but redoing the same boss 30 times is not
>>744880543This is why there's no $2k Anonymous donations
This might be the first SSS run this ESA for me. Based euros, I am kneeling
puppery is getting tired of his shit
>>744880608they did, and the runner knows what he's saying kek
>Dev area can reprogram the gameHoly shit
>>744880608https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2838636656?t=30h31m40s
>>744880419>>744880415>>744880406Hi. Peter Griffin here. "The Juice" was a nickname given to former Dallas Cowboy, actor, and murderer OJ Simpson.
Idgi. This is how Fins and Danes normally sound to met. Swede
please tag which stream youre talking about thanksits too confusing otherwise
ESA is so diverse they have goblins
>>744880608They said Juice, because that was what OJ was called. "The Juice".
>>744880662Is she single?
fuck I need water but I don't want to miss this runfuck it, it's just 40 minutes left
>>744880619If player one barfs on the ground, the second player will spawn from it.
>>744880662>All Achievements AND Breakup% at the same timeCatalystz is too powerful
>>744880710Allegedly
>>744880717nice
Chat, what is this game called? There is a naked zombie running around with shield and stuff, what is this?
>>744879587No
>>744880729nobody is watching the cootie rollslop stream bro, we're here to real runs
>>744880757Old School RuneScape
>>744880750Check out the title of the book he wrote.
>>744880623have you tried not being shit at the game?
>>744880757we just dont know
>>744880738ok I see how it works
>by you having a small lanternDid he just say that I have a tiny dick?How does he know?
>one of the guys is wearing a mask>the other had to paint his whole facekek
>>744880792the real reason he destroyed the grail
>>744879320My wife Puppery is on stream 1
GOBLINS ARE WEAK TO ICE AND FIRE BOTH
>>744880623>redoing it 30 timesSkill issue>>744880791Yeah it's called "if I did it"
I'm getting "Hiding ads..." with Alternate Player, which of the twitch ad solutions actually still works?
>>744880987uBlock
This girl is cute and I want to sex cum pussy blast onto her vagina to get the best feeling on the world, but why is she here if she is not saying anything?
CRINGE or KINOcall it
>>744880980The “If” is purposefully much smaller than the rest of the title. It’s an admission if you have triple digit IQ.
>>744880917>bro we run out of facepaint I only got half my face done>oh fuck. Wait! Where is the nearest halloween storeor thats how I thinks it went anyway
>>744881045She didn't pay attention during the lecture and she's hoping he doesn't call on her again.
>>744880987last version of streamlink with ttvlol works for me
This goblin shit is the funniest thing so far in this event. This joke should get boring in 2 minutes but Im still laughing at this bullshit.
>>744881046yes
>>744881046CRINO
This is fucking epic. This is pure SOVL and why ESA will always mog GDQ. (Watching ESAMarathon2)
>>744880987werks on my machine, it just flashes "hiding ads" in the corner and the video/audio keeps playing fine
>>744881046kinge.
>>744880987My setup is uBlock Origin and ttvlolpro, both on >Brave
>>744881046CRINGEKINO
f
>>744881046>CRINGE only if you're a fag
>>744881045She's the runner's slave.
>>744881070Its funny because Europeans sound like that naturally
>>744880987In many regions you now need to use a proxy to truly skip ads since Twitch actually pauses the video stream while ads are supposed to be playing.
>>744881070Clowning on jews never stops being funny.
>>744881047Because his ex-wife's family forced him to do the cover like that or something.
>cringy voices are cool when ESA does it
>>744881101you dont need any of that on brave
>>744881046>grinch or kino?the choice is obvious
>>744881046If they drop the voices it becomes cringe.
Literally a better marge simpson voice than the current one.
>humiliating him is my job
you'd call this megacringe ZZZ if it was at gdq just sayin
>>744881162WE NEED TO GET EGGS FOR BAAART
>>744881130You failed the IQ test.
>>744881046A bit cringe and a whole lot of KINO.
if these goblins were trannies you'd all be cringing and give it a ZZZ
>>744881186This wouldn't be at GDQ.
>>744881186but its not gdq
>>744881186To be Frank, if it was gdq one of them would be a dude in a dress
>>744881186because the host would be reading trans rights in a goblin voice every 5 fucking seconds
I saw that you nigger.
>>744881143Maybe, but it's easier to install an expansion than fuck with the filters all the time
>>744881186Only if there was a "trans rights" every 2 minutes.Plenty of good role play runs at gdq.
>>744881046>blart what the devil are you doing on that confounded computer tablet device
>Dwarven voice>is russian
>>744881129It's been a European pastime for hundreds of years>>744881204And?
>>744881186theres no way GDQ would touch a bit like this, it would be opening the door for tranny ridicule
>fall damage is always basedBASED
>>744881170That was cute.
>>744881236you mean the thing they are doing nowclap for the hundred dollars donation marge
This dono reader is killing the mood thoughHe can't even read simple sentences, is he a 3rd grader
>>744881186dude in a silk dress typed this
>>744881186and if my grandmother had wheels, she would have been a bike
>>744880736Do you live in Africa and have to walk 40 minutes to the nearest well?
GREEN WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM GREEN?
If he goes over estimate Puppery is mine
>>744881316>they/themmentally, yes
>>744881313oh did the host say trans rights? no? then i don't care
>>744881170
>>744880917which is the higher effort?
>>744881365>>744880482
This is fucking so antisemitic they need to shut down the stream NOW
>>744881259I install brave and it just werks
>>744881186Where is the serious speedrun commentary though?
Anyone have a png of the white ESA logo?
Did they just call the charity a scam?! These guys are never running anything again.
>>744881365Does not count since he already admitted he is going over estimate some time ago.
>>744881186Would be ruined by audience, cringe donos and donation reader
>>744881046Crino
where's the onlyfans
>>744881330I have to go to the first floor, I'm on the 3rd
>>744881316dwarf donor here, you have no idea how bad he fucked up my dono. He left out the last line entirely "Shoutouts to my half-goblin brother Sneed"
Imagine funding GOBLINS of all people
This would be so friggin funny if hypnoshark was on the couch.
>>744881432Just go back in the youtube stream to any of the intermissions screen.
>>744881481Man that sucks. Wtf
>>744881432thank me later bro
>>744881412This is geography dependent. There's basically three tiers of countries for Twitch: some get unblockable in-stream ads that can only be hidden, some get blockable out-of-stream ads, and some don't get ads at all. The only way to bypass ads completely (without getting "ad in progress") is by using a proxy into an ad-free country.
>>744879320This event is always more fun than amerimutt GDQ yet makes way less money, what gives?
>>744881432
NOOO HE KILLED THE HECKING WOLFERINO
>>744881510He wouldn’t even need a costume!
I heard a coin guys
>>744881546no money laundering, hidden ads and 15x less viewers
>>744881365gotta make sure you've donated enough first
Why is most of the audience on stream 2 stone-faced and serious? Only one guy is laughing the whole time
>>744881561kek
Hypnoshark could be making swamp jokes with shreks voice.
>>744881552
lmaoooo
GOTTEM
>goblin these nuts
>>744881510Imagene this run with SPIKE VEGETA!
THIS DUDE IS GOING OVER!
>>744881481we have to kill this host
>>744881546because this marathon is speedruns first rather then a charity event first.
>>744881546GDQ is just The Big Name, and they're better at advertising and management, as well as the fact that they play it way safer and appeal to the lowest common denominator. It's like complaining your favorite local burger joint doesn't get as much traffic as McDonalds.
>>744881546The reason for GDQ sucking is their relentless pursuit of moneyErgo: They have more money and Suck in turn
This stream 2 reader is so fucking awful, I'm gonna volunteer next ESA just so he doesn't get on
>cheated>modded>overestimateoh no no no
whenever Hypnoshark is not on screen, all the other characters should be asking 'Where's Hypnoshark
>>744881584They are afraid that people will think they are antisemites.
>>744881584Because painting your face green and doing a voice isn't that funny.
>>744881546No HERE'S THE YETEE WITH A FIVE THOUSAND DONATION
>>744881718think?
>>744881584Huh? theyre all laughing and seem way more entertained than anyone in stream 1 crowd
>You will never be a goblinHow could he say that?
>>744881669>and they're better at advertising and managementCome to my Discord and say that to my face, motherfucker.
>>744881724Wipe your tears, Moshi.
>>744881584their faces light up in smiles occasionally. they're just european
lewd on 1
>>744881724Not in its own but sticking to a cheeky character and having funny banter with you bro who is equally committed to the bit? That is funny
>>744881737They usually donate 10k, newfag
>>744881481ack
>>744881584are you watching from a phone, they all have shit eating grins on their faces
potential cleavage cam
>tab back to stream 1>only on four kings with two and half minutes remainingoverestimate
>>744881786
>>744881546>not partnered with gigantic NGO's which help bring a spotlight to the event>Not partnered with corpos like Yetee which donates 10K every day>Not a legacy event>Americans generally donate more to charity whereas Euro countries do it more through government programs>I believe Americans also get tax breaks for charitable donations which make them more likely to donateI also 100% believe there is illegal activity going on with GDQ donos. Not saying money-laundering like the meme, but most likely the NGO's they partner with secretly donate anonymous $1k and $10 donations regularly through fake personas and backchannels.
>>744881786why'd they change to 2 girls 1 cup now?
JUSTFUCKING ROLL
>>744881786WTF CENSORE THAT
>>744881546GDQ is some weird cult like virtue signaling event, on top of all the very weird 5 000$ anonymous donations.What started as fun incentives to save the animals in Super Metroid became non stop incentives to put trans rights as every name everywhere.
>>744879320What if their thumbs touch each other
>Washed goblin?
>>744881773This image made me realize that they didn't record any stupid skits that they repeat 30 times during the week. Bless.They should bring back recordings of glitch exhibitions or niche speedrun stuff. I still don't know why they stopped with those.
Man, fuck /v/You don't know fun when you see it
>>744881937Blue board anon
>>744881937try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light
>>744881865>I believe Americans also get tax breaks for charitable donations which make them more likely to donateYeah you get a receipt and can write it off on your tax return.
I say we run a train on puppery
CHOKLIN
tfw you will never have an autistic dark souls gf
HURRY UP!
It's Gover
kino
crowd forgot we're in Sweden and prayed to the wrong gods
overestimate but it's cute :3
Dark Souls runs are a mistake.
the woman behind the masked Goblin is losing her shit
KEK did they lose their run
the goblins are cooked...
>>744881865Yeah definitely some fishy shit going on over there
Its Gobler
average goblin operational blunder
>>744882094I can't tell if they genuinely fucked up or if it's a bit.
>lore accurate Goblins
how did he zero out his steam achievements?
Everyone watching Dark souls looks dead inside
kek these goblins and their bits
I love these two
>>744882160Steam Achievement Manager
>>744881546GDQ honestly feels like a cult with how much they shout "trans rights" down to modding games to include it
>>744882121classic goblin bit
tricked by goblins again...
>>744882160steam achievement manager on github
>>744882106We're so goback
>>744882021NOOOOOOOOOO!
>>744882168meanwhile on stream 2 audience filled with smiling faces and laughter
>>744881865So, the way it works for Americans, anything we donate to charity is deducted from our taxable income, BUT there's a standard deduction of $6700, that everyone gets without having to itemize it, so if your itemized deductions are less than $6700, donating to charity does nothing for you.
what a retarded category
>>744881546Why the fuck isn't twitch promoting this event on the front page? Why do they only promote the amerimutt shit? Guess it's not really about charity afterall huh? Fucking purple snakes
*Alex Jones voice*Goblins
>>744882021All aboard!
I don't think I've ever seen stream 2 mog stream 1 in entertainment value this hard before
she tilts her head a lot. might want to get her neck checked.
>>744882265twitch mod didn't hear enough trans rights per hour to be arsed
>>744881808Yeah I am gonna be VERY skeptical about which host shift I donate towards now, this eris guy has pissed me off enough to maybe chargeback
>>744882197They've realised that a certain demographic will spend money if you do that.
when is this thread derailing vixen going to get out of the stream?
>>744882303bro stream 2 mogs stream 1 90% of the time
>>744882021PUPPERY SAYS TRAINS RIGHT
>>744882239So every american should fraudulently report thousands of dollars of donos every year with zero proof, and this will never trigger an audit from the IRS?
she ain't sucking his cock after this
>>744882303>Funny voices are so entertainingDidn't know the thread was filled with 10 year olds.
>>744882309she does like to tilt her head up when she lies on her back
>>744882368He's getting pegged after this
>uses droprate mod>uses safety saves>uses item spawning hack>still overestimate>STILL DOESN'T GET ALL THE ACHIEVEMENTS
>>744882239Thanks for the explanation. I wonder if most Americans know this or do they go around thinking they're saving on taxes by donating small amounts?
>>744882410Lucky fucker
>>744882351It will definitely trigger an audit, that's why you're expected to save 7 years of tax forms including the form that charities will give you after donating. Nobody actually does this though.
>>744882346bro no way did you make that with ai whats the prompt its so funny
>>744882413>STILL DOESN'T GET ALL THE ACHIEVEMENTSNot watching. He got all of them
>>744882410
OVERESTIMATE
I'm amazed they kept up the voices the entire run
>>744882437Most Americans have no idea how taxes work.
RATE DARK SOULS!!!
Rate Dark Souls: Recheated
>>744882460he hacked the missing sorcery in, DNF
>>744882473Damn someone really wants their McNuggets.
>>744882505>>744882506A
>>744882505D
>>744882505>>744882506BMinus points for overestimate
>>744882505>>744882506Z
Streamlink + TTVLOL works perfectly so far, thanks.
>>744882505>>744882506B- ark souls
>>744882505>>744882506>>744882521B
>>744882505>>744882506ZZZI have zero tolerance for chad posturing. No, I'm not going to kneel and praise you just because you showed off your hot foid. FUCK OFF.
>>744882505>>744882506B
>>744882505>>744882506C
>>744882505B
>>744882505>>744882506ZZZ cheater, boring run, OVERESTIMATE
>>744882450It actually happened on stream
>the people we always blame when bad things happen and things go wrongDON'T DO IT
>>744882506F lmao
>>744882505>>744882506B had to dock some points
LINUS TECH TIPS?
>>744882505>>744882506>>7448825212/7
>>744882505F
jej
>>744882521D. It was an entertaining run but hax
>>744882505>>744882506B, fun, but a lot of screwups and also meme category.
>>744882505>>744882506F. DS runs are always pure Cancer
>>744882505>>744882506>>744882521F
LMAO GOTTEM
>>744882505BThe foid was cute.
LOOOOOOOOOL GDQ COULD NEVER
kek
>>744882505D for fuck you
>>744882505A
>>744882505>>744882506C for CHEATING
>>744882505>>744882506Z, overestimate and he cheated
>>744882505D for being a dark souls run in the current year
>>744882505C for choking
my fucking sides
>>744882505F cheats, safety saves, horrible.
>>744882505>>744882506ZZZhe failed the run
>(((INSIDE JOB)))kek, these fuckers are on a list
we are all gonna make it lads
>>744882346man i still dont get the whole trans rights things. what rights are they missing? do they want more?
>>744882505>>744882506D
>>744882505>>744882506C - was a decent run with some nice tricks, but went overestimate and modded
>>744882696the right to peg you
>>744882696They have convinced themselves they aren't human
>>744882506F
>>744882506D for didn’t watch
>>744882505C
huh
Have they played Frame Perfect even once?
Gobros im not feeling too good
KEK
SOVL
>mmm I be jerking
>>744882696Fucking google it then
>>744882791Gobros get a bad feeling and stop right before they hit the jackpot every time.
>>744882506ZZZcheated, didnt finish, over estimatei firmly believe that couples like this only do what they do as a form of social exhibitionism, a more tame version of myfreecams couples haha look how hot my foid is fuck off
Pluuuummmssss...Made it just in time for the Timesplitters run.
>>744882506ZZZ
i still dont know what this game is about it feels like they are jumping through building in an empty environment
>>744882839MOMMY AAAAAA
>>744882696It's a catch-all slogan because it can vary by country or state, or even just a cultural perception. So it's basically a "either you are with us, or you're against us" statement.
>>744882839>is actively missing goblinkino
>>744882839Spooky!
>if we're crazy with it...>we could...>if we go goblin mode—>If we go goblin mode its gonna be another houri love these two
>>744882839I hope you aren't missing goblin banter
>>744882505>>744882506C - for cutie.
>>744882809no, because I dont want actual answers, I want anons to shitpost about it and give me some of the most out of pocket answers imaginable.
it's looking bad, gobbros
>>744882872the term is "costly signalling" and both the broad churches of US politics are currently doing it every 0.5 picoseconds.
>>744882696Get their new gender recognized legally I guess.Nowadays it's more of a tool for social exclusion, "say trans right or you're transphobic and we'll be legitimate to run a witch hunt against you". It's an usual trait of extremists movement, to show your complete adherence or being cast out.
SAY IT
>>744882505B+ was cool overall
i'd pay for an only gnoblins
Gobros it's over...
We're goblin over estimate
In Goblin Time this run isn't overestimate
>>744882874>>744882913It hurts his feelings.
OVER ZZZESTIMATE
>>744882867VGH... Any drawfag for a MILF Plum???
>>744882978>dumb goblin tells them real estimate>SMART goblin adds 10 minutes so when they're not that over time it looks better.
>>744882506Dtired of shitty souls runs
>>744883017dibs on pillow-chan
>we've never died in this partgoblinxed themselves
DISASTER KINO
Chokoblins
Gobbo choke.
He had goblin ears under the headphones THE WHOLE TIME!
>>744883073I blame human meddling.
>>744882974Josh please stop being a retard and come back...
>>744882839how much is plum + shipping to US
Those green juicy cheeks
>>744883096imagine the next runner who has to wear themwould be full of paint
>>744883073It was an inside job
>wasn't really paying attention to the thread>just switched into stream 2 out of curiosityOh fuck I missed out on kino
>Gnover GnestimateEvery time
>>744881808>Not: Dwarf in a Silk DressPshaw
back to the dungeons gobros
Rate Two Jews
someone post their OnlyGoblins
>onlygoblinsKEK
RATE STYX>RATE STYXRATE STYX>RATE STYXRATE STYX>RATE STYXRATE STYX>RATE STYXRATE STYX>RATE STYX
>>744883240SSS
>they know they'll be banned after thiskek
>>744881316Ma qué English is a-complicatto
>OnlyGoblinsGreat run
>>744883240S kino
>>744883240>>744883254SI only watched the last 5 mins
>>744883240>>744883254A gobFun, underestimate run gob
>>744883240>>744883254A+++
>>744883240>>744883254SSS
>>744883240>>744883254S for goblinkino
>>744883240>>744883254S
>>744883240>>744883254SSS subscribe to their OnlyGoblins
>>744883240>>744883254A
>>744882874>>744882913Never. >>744883240S
>>744883254S
>>744883254SWas going to be higher but overestimateChokino
>>744883254S, best run so far.
>>744883254BSolid fun run, sadly went overestimate.Props for the guy doing the goblin voice all the way through
>>744883240>>744883254SSS gobkino
>>744883240>>744883254S funny run and great entertainment
>>744883254>>744883240SSS
>>744883240A shit game but the run was fun
>>744883254SSS
>>744883254>>744883240SSSHilarious run, not an overused game, more or less on time.
>>744883240>>744883254SSSSKINO
>>744883240>>744883254Apoints lost for over estimate otherwise SSS for goblin shenanigans
>>744883254>>744883240SSS, I was thoroughly entertained
>>744883254A ,fun gimmick
>>744883240B - was a great run, enjoyed the bit but lowering the rating because of overestimate
>>744883240>>744883254S Had to deduct a point for over estimate. Classic wacky ESA run. Very memorable.
bros minish cap or timesplitters?
You dont HAVE to deduct a point for overestimate you know...
>>744883240S
>>744882505B+Even though they messed up and went over estimate it was still entertaining
>>744883240A+
>>744882839Kino>>744883254>>744883240SWould be SSS+ if Eris wasn't the worst reader in the history of readers
>>744883407I'm gonna Minish Cap, but if it sucks in the first 5 minutes I'm switching.
WHAT IN HEAVEN'S NAME
AYYYYY LMAO
>>744883407Zelda for the 34587435098734059873th time, or something "new"?
>Pizza will be here for the next runsnice
AAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY LMAOOOOO
Aspect ratio again?
>>744883434Those are the rules.
>>744883434A man must have his principles.
>>744883254A+
I think Edenal is doing a great job organizing ESA, the event is fun ånd well kept in check
BIG BIG 5head
>>744883527A Goblin chooses, a man obeys
>>744883240A-They got bonus points for the audacity
YELLOW FEVER ALERT!!!
>she calls herself BJ
>>744883542>åEdenal stop posting here
Code Lyoko is back
>>744883542>åndHåll käften Edenal
>>744883407Gimme Timesplitters!
>>744883579>>744883592Yes yes you recognized the joke well done
>>744883502Gray alien vibes
>>744883542edenal plz gå
>>744883585Yumi and Ulrich hit the wall hard
Why are there 2 forehead maxxers on stream 1?
>bluejay>bluemagmaare they a couple?..
>developer itemTimesplitters it is
>>744883579>>744883592Shut up, I beat your ass at Balatro any day!
>>744883624I think they might have not actually
Is this Halloween, what is with the back to back cosplay runs?
the commentators' Drill Dozer run earlier this week was fun. Americans aren't all bad
>>744883542I agree Edenal its a return to form without relying on skits
>>744883624Thank you Dumbledore :)
>>744883667
Seeing the Plum OC has got me wondering what happened to Canal Boat Anon
This chick is odd, she has the face of an asian but the body of a black woman.
>>744883653si
>>744883653For the last time they're brother and sister
>>744883542Unironically yes, I'll even forgive his Balatro run and all the transatlantics because I think ESA is doing the best it can to bounce back from the night of the Lovare Knives
>>744883139Sorry anon, but you missed the plum FOMO. Don't know about current traffics how much it would cost now, but it wasn't cheap to ship even inside europa.
>>744883240A
>>744882505>>744882506I'm doin' him a C
>another modded runstream 1 not doing good today
>>744883727Asian genetics + American diet?
>>744883624Good try Edenal you won't fool us
>>744883750>fifty six FUCKING eur
>>744883763it's modded? it's not just an exploit?
>>744883786Her head doesn't match her body at all lmao. Head is too small.
>>744883240>>744883254Shad a great time but sadly it went goberstimate
>Modding in an item that just allows you to walk through walls and wrong warp
>>744883823fire rod is an item that is in the game's code, but was never finished or implemented properly. This makes it have some buggy behavior, so this run basically puts it into your inventory and you abuse it to beat the game faster
>>744883750god damn nevermind then, way too expensive.
Gee stream 1, how come Edenal lets you have TWO Melville?
Is time splitters worth playing singleplayer in [current year]?
>>744883851SUCKY SUCKY 5 DOLLA ME LOVE U LONG TIME
>>744883851Fuck bros...not like this... I don't wanna simp
>>744882034She's taken so much dick I just know it.And I'd facefuck the SHIT out of her while she wore those glasses.
>>744883883fucking WHYYYY
>>744883883Jesus, there are meme categories and then there is whatever the fuck this is.
>>744883851I love asian girls when they look all asiany
>>744883542This but mostly unironically
OHHHHHH SHIMOTO...CHINGY CHONG YONG LONG SONG
>>744883726thisno rain in bong for ages nownot too long ago a bunch of canals got shut down due to lack of water. Wouldn't be suprised if it will happena again soon
Goblin Nation cleared out the stream 2 room
>>744883851Freaky
Does Rewind censor or change anything?
scottish simpleflips...
>>744883851All Smiles
>>744883726He was in GDQ threads and maybe ASM
Just joining in, anything good runs today?
>Meme runMeh.
>challenge runoh so it's not the game...
for me, it's stream number two
>>744883896If you can enjoy goldeneye, you can enjoy 1-2. If not, 3rd game is more modern of the trilogy.
>Just a let's play
>>744884041You just missed the goblin kino on stream 2
this doesn't look very timesplitters....
Ew I had no clue the remake was this ugly ass unreal engine garbage
>>744884041lol
any% isn't dramatically longer too,glitchless is 2h15, who the fuck approved that??Stream 2 time
>stream 2 is also a stinkernoooooooooo
>>744883240>>744883254SSS fuck it. Felt like two actual goblins trying to speedrun a game.
>>744884101>il y a 1 anwhat the fuck does this even mean
>anons dont read the schedule and pre-empt their OC for the wrong runs
>cheat run>challenges looks like dead hours came early today
>>744884127its over
>>744884041>anything good runs todayThey found 2 goblins to run Styx
>>744884141I think that mean 1 year ago
>>744884141It means "There is 1 year" in spanish I believe
stream 3 bros, it's our time
>>744883851I NEED an x-ray of her skull
>>744884087Your options are Unreal or Unity.
>>744884041>anything good runs todaySaar.
>going dounDamn, those guys are Scots all right.
>>744883851She's taken, the Americans have matching names.
>>744884041the juish question on goblin run
>>744884207>spanish
>timesplittersneat>with mouse and keyboardehhhhhhhhhh
>>744884218coomers are getting even more demanding
>>744884272kek
>>744884256and foreheads
Did you guys see Plum on stream 1 just now?
>>744884298find you a girl you foreheadmatch with
>>744884265Io no parlo espagnole compadré
>>744884332MEDS
>>744884332anon... take your meds. plum is not real
>>744884207>>744884265Fr*nch surely
>>744884298Holy kek
>>744884087I have no idea why some people hate on unreal, it's a very good engine.
Plum just flew over my house
>>744884360She was dancing around near the donations
>>744884393timmy plz go
>>744884207fucking spics man
>>744884369
>>744884438It's a good engine, I've heard mostly good things from people who have worked from AAA to uber-indie.
I don't care for plumAnons insist upon her
hey everyone, this Anon >>744884410 has seen a witch!
>>744884393Because it was made open and free so 99.9% of stuff made with it is total garbage
>>744884393>unreal, it's a very good engine.
>>744884501Just say you want people to post plums
>>744884457is this supposed to me be aiming at a green wall?
>>744884501I insist in her
>>744884514nice shop
>>744884393Yeah, when people actually do their own shit with it, but I've been looking at ugly ass default UE lighting for ages now
>>744884501Yep, rapidly drained the well dry and now she is on the same level as "The cake is a lie" to me
>>744884332Are you the guy that keeps hearing a coin noise?
this looks fun
>>744884624Wait, I wasn't the only one?
>>744884537Magic Bullets
Honest thoughts on ESA-chan?
>>744884624What coin? Don't hear anything.
she has a OF btw
This is essentially a boss rush with noclipping to get to the bosses
>>744884692take the yellow pill, you won#t regret it
Would you rather watch a 100% (all Kinstones) Minish Cap speedrun or another Pokemon speedrun?>>744884501lolimascot effect
>asian girl who actually knows what she's talking about>pupperypick one and only one, white man
>>744884393Lowering the barrier to entry has its consequences
>>744883502>>744883851>>744884692>>744884750Every white men's fantasy
>>744884806t. lin nguyen
>>744884712White plum?
>>744884786This statement only makes sense if you post her actual handle.
>>744884865mrock
>>744884692>>744884750How did this thing escape from Area 51?
>>744884865could have stopped at asian girl
>>744884887Aryan Plum
>>744884514Where is the "ESA forgot about Plum" anon now? There's literally a donation animation with Plum
>>744884692The game. You speedran it. We came.
>>744884898HAG
>dark souls run>cheat mod>loaded safety save>over estimate>still all of these A and B ratingsare we ready to accept that ESA rating inflation is a real phenomenon?
>>744884914niggers here just want to cry about ANYTHING
We get it guy, you made up some Plum donation thing to get us to talk about Plum, but now I'm getting kinda worried.
>>744884918You motherfucker, you broke my streak
I hate scottish English.
Bros... I'm starting to think girls are cute...
>>744884947>rating inflationwhat, are there rating championships? rating competitive play?
give me a good donation message to talk about hypnoshark
>>744884947They were probably rating the girl, not the runWhores always get extra points
>>744884940I wish I had a wife like that
>>744884997fag
>>744884947It got high ratings because there was a lady and simps gotta simp
MIG and check'em>>744885000>>744885000>>744885000
>>744884997kinda gay ngl
>>744884964The time is in the screenshot, you can go back and check yourself
>>7448849975x20 reps of HOYYP and 1x3 reps of Spyro any% should fix it
>>744884750Pubes status?
>>744884947rating inflation is real, and ESA deserves higher ratings on average for not being GDQ. idk why you guys keep crying about inflation as if it were some gotcha
>>744885046Its what watching GDQ does to you
>>744885029Just make the donation message & your name "I'm Hypnoshark"And make sure you'll do it during the Flash Game Gauntlet. Trust me it'll work/get a reaction
>>744884947When i rate games i just go by how much i enjoyed it live with the thread. I don't care about the estimate or how good it would be to watch as a vod.
>>744884992Ach awa' and shite ye wee haverin' fanny.
>>744885097>HOYYPoh god i managed to forget about thiswhy did you remind me?
uh oh
>>744885203better off than 100% of /v/
>>744885203so you're saying I have a chance
>>744885203>cares enough to be knowledgeable about the games you speedruna keeper
>>744885203That's so cute, one of them is landscape mode and the other is portrait mode.
The truthnuke is that GDQ also suffers from rating inflation
>>744885203Her shape genuinely scares me
>>744885640first time you've seen an asian girl?
>>74488564090% of SEAs look like that, most of them just have enough shame to hide it with their bangs.
>>744885203I look like that
>>744885203
