Stream 1:https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathonhttps://youtube.com/@ESAMarathon/liveNow: Flash Game Gauntlet 3Next: RefunctLater: Super Mario WorldStream 2:https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon2Now: Dr. MarioNext: ColobotLater: Chuck RockSchedule: https://esamarathon.com/schedule/Previous: >>744885000
I think flash doesn't SUCK
>>744890592SOUTHERN CROSS
miggy
MIG IN MY BUSSY
BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM
what is the lower tattoo on Lozzy's arm
>>744890661So brave
migged
actual /v/ insider playing righ tnow
Kek what the fuck is this Scooby Doo rap
what a fucking banger
migging
kek, fucking spooky run
YEAH
Glorious hair on the right
kek i forgot about this
When you do the cooking by the book
HYPNOSHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK
We've hit peak millennial
truly a mr bones wild ride
SCOOBY DOO SCOOBY DOO SCOOBY SCOOBY SCOOBY SCOOBY SCOOBY DOO
>>744890698YOU CAN SEE LIONSONLY IN KENYA
whenever Hypnoshark is not on screen, all the other characters should be asking Where's Hypnoshark?
Mig
>>744890698I'm more of a Magical Trevor kinda guy
when is ZOMBIEGRINDER 60000
https://youtu.be/kUUhTQC-8KM
SCOOBY DOO SCOOBY DOO SCOOBY SCOOBY DOO SCOOBY SCOOBY SCOOBY SCOOBY DOOBY DOO
Was that anon's Hypnoshark donation ? >>744885029
>>744890857I miss /ourguy/.
>>744890857Good lad.
>>744890865Absolutely based
>dono says has good memories playing this during ict>ict is basically special edkek
herro miggers
I got a big bowl of muesli and I migged.
HOMER GET ATV
This reminds me of Spongebob Boat-o-cross
this is a girl who made a lot of these games say something nice about her
When are they playing the Spongebob Boating School game
>>744890698ACH ITS A SNAKE
>>744890698I NEED EXACT CHANGE ONLY.HERE'S FIVE BUCKS
>Lifessoul.
>Faggot runner doesn't know the episode the I didn't do it line is from
cool viewport
>>744890920Isnt ICT computer class? Its just called IT here though.
>>744890968cute hair
>>744891017he watched simpsons in french
Are they tough enough to run the Winnie the Pooh baseball game?in Japanese?
>>744890968It's cool that your book is color-coordinated with your skirt.
problem?
>>744890870kek
>>744890992https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymZPPCLQaTcI wish I could find the version that used the Meet n Fuck images
>trollfacesip, those were the times
>platforms can go offscreen if the window is too bigClassic flash
>>744891080It's coolface you newfag
>>744891032that would make more sense. where i live ICT is literally special ed classes
>>744891107Correct.
>>744890698for me it's all your base
epic
>LifesBrown.
>2 games to go>$500 for incentiveWhy'd they make it so high? They know they don't get those money numbers.
Just tuned in, both of these game seem boring af.Which runner is more interesting?
This game might be broken
>>744891154A $70,000 DOLLAR DONATION FROM THE YETEE
>>744891154its ok this jank platformer is gonna take an hour to finish.
Trolololo
oh cootie is on again on t he other stream
>>744890920At my school all students had to take ICT THOUGH
>imagine playing thissay no more
>>744891080>>744891085I miss these times, I even miss the time reddit started to co-opt those faces, stuff like "FUUUUUUUUUUU" etc.
>>744891232Oh no we've been trolled
>>744891216wait she's not actually a mouse?
>>744891216>not cosplaying as dr. mario
Trolled
kek
Based Ricky
>>744891145It's one life many times not many lives one time.Like fish.
D'OH!
he keeps kwabing
>choking on 2 different flash games
did he just draw mr dink
>>744890968I won't tolerate Miho slander
FUUUUUUCK I remember Reflections oh my god
that was the most fucked up Homer I've ever seen
UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ
Yo this music came with a free game
>>744891297Good morning.
>>744891406>Lovaire having funGood ol days
The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny is 21 years old
I "shecked"Ch kills the esl
>>744890698I'M PLAYING THE GAMETHE ONE THAT'LL TAKE ME TO MY ENDI'M WAITING FOR THE RAINTO WASH WHO I AM
>>744890968who?>>744891346cute nonetheless
>>744891473
>>744891517I can hear this every time it's posted I think my brain is fried
>>744891480Cute tummy! :3
is this the one by the celeste dev? yikes
>>744891473old godzilla was hopping around the retirement home like a big playground...
>>744891480game?
>>744891241It really was a more innocent time. I'd say from 2006 - 2011 was the golden age of the internet, as you had the fast speeds of modern internet but none of the corporate stink over everything, money grabbing practices, and the internet being infested with normies. 2012 it seems like everyone suddenly went online, including brands and corporations.I'd also say 2007 - 2009 was the peak of that golden age as it felt like internet culture was really being created at that time, for fun and not money. 2010 kinda ended that peak with the advent of modern social media, but 2010 - 2012 wast still pretty good.
>>744891601RARE PLUM
catJAM catJAM catJAM catJAM catJAM catJAM
I won the game??
Failed Incentive
>>744891627Plum approaches in a sedate manner
Holy shit the stalling worked
>>744891672not so fast
>>744891672HOWEVER
>>744891672OH NO NO NO
Knew that would happen lmao
>>744891672Point and laugh at this anon!
>tristendo againIm noticing
>>744891672YOU'RE TOO SLOW
>>744891480Just noticed the thigh jiggle jfc
>>744891672ENTER
>>744891406Lovare's run at ESA was surprisingly short. It was only two events.
Ayo my nigga Yetee
stall successful
>most obvious stall in history>"I swear I wasn't stalling"doubt.tiff
>>744891672stupid
>ESA is not money laund-
>>744891672Anon!?
350$ ANONYMOUS DONATION FROM THE YETEE
>>744891672
>>744891672KWAB
>>744891672Keep up, Anon
this is the most cringe runner of the eventhe has namedropped celeste 4 times now
>mattmakesgamesohnonono
Thank fuck he gets to play his final game. He deserves it for organizing three of these showcases and I'm gonna miss them already.
>>744891638it started when people started getting smart phonesthey had ipods but you needed wifi, else you had those shitty slide phones, but then in a couple years suddenly everyone's ipod was now also their phone and it could connect to the internet anytime
>ESA has their own Yetee
>>744891672It's okay Anon, don't let it get you down.
>>744891672might as well rope at this point
>>744891517>haven't even had flash cs6 installed in yearsit's over>>>/wsg/6209886https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1786125722050021.webm
wtf this is eye cancer
brain hemorrage inducing
>>744891805celeste shills are almost as annoying as ffxiv shills
>>744891629It's a SEAspic gambling simulator gacha don't worry about it
Bitrate? More like bitrape
>>744891672!!
>>744891805Rixer is ok, has been running stuff for ages and is chill.
An Untitled Story/Jumper 1, 2 and 3>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Celeste
>
Wouldn't it be better to have something everyone knows for the bonus incentive? For the joke factor?
>>744891815Yeah, this OST is certainly... different.
>>744891904this time it wasnt anonymous but tristendo
>>744891889NAUUUR
>>744891902Jumper 3 was hot garbage and Matt's first bad game.
>>744891517SOUTHERN CROSSDUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUUUUN
>>744891839Nice
>>744891839>he clicked on lolicatgirls.swfThis is how I found infected mushroom
>>744891686I picked the wrong image ;_;
>>744891906Yeah this is just some random game, but like the other anon said he's put in a lot of work so I guess it's fine
>>744891965I'll be honest, I can't even remember, it's been a long ass time.
>>744891672is it possible to recover from something like this?
>>744891990>infected mushroom(((garbage)))
>>744892089you mean kino
>I still haven't played umihara kawase
>>744892047Seriously, what a bunch of baited retards.
>>744891995FASTER!
>thachoxer
GIGACHOKE
>>744891839For me, it's:https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1786126144203849.mp4
>>744892136>i-i'm not owned
>>744890592Kys miggers
>>744892125its so hard to pull out the movement
RATE FLASH GAME GAUNTLET 3
What a gamer
>>744892270S
>>744892270SS+
>>744892270SSS for hypnoShark
>>744892270c
>>744892270A-
>>744892270B
>>744892270SSS
>>744892270S pretty good
>>744892270A, fun.
>>744892270>>744892270SMy only one so far. Nice.
>>744892270S we love flash games
>>744892203*muak besuco*
>>744892197>he believed the ESA playacting
>>744892270S I love these gauntlets
>>744892270C
>>744892270SSS for Soul
>>744892270SSoulful
>>744892270A
>>744892270S I hated the last game (Celeste is for troons) so it's not triple S
>>744892270S for adobe flaSh.
>>744892270Sreally fun
>>744892270A, good stuff.
>>744891672>the shitty of (You)
>>744892270A Honestly want to play this but can't find any links
for them kidz
FOR DA KIDS
>>744892338Don't forget to cry about the inflated rating next xister!
>>744892270D for idn't watchStream 2 chads WYA
>always remember, you're doing it for the kids
>>744892384oh /our girl/ on stream 2
>>744892415>>744892416
>>744892270SSSFuck Google for killing flash because it cucked their analytics scripts from spying on you. I will never stop being mad.
go get pizza y/n anons
>>744892424Goblins were rated perfectly doebeit.
They're doing a KH DDD beginner speedrun later? That's a lame run.
>>744892492i just ate pizza and i regert
>>744891719He's a WFH engineer, dude is so anxious IRL but also really nice. I think he's just happy to see everyone else happy>>744892270SWonderful time
>>744892270I grew up on flash games. Didn’t seem particularly special. C
Wow, this Flash Game Gauntlet was cool. Surely stream 1 will only have bangers for the rest of the evening. Let's check...>Archipelago Randomizer>Bling Blng Wahoo (Co-Op)>Exploration Blackout Bingo (Co-Op)...aaand that's stream 2 until it ends.
>>744892270A>>744892363KILL HER
>>744892492Yeah get me a large one with anchovies mate
>>744892492Go get that pizza. It's a pizza and coca cola gaming kind of night
How nice of BlooJei to meet the kid
she's looks like a damn ghost thats gonna haunt my waking dreams
uh bros...what did she do?
>>744892634My wet dreams amirite?
>>744892631hehe
>>744892631heh
>We lived to see the end of the Flash game era>We will live to soon see the end of the Flash Game Gauntlet era because we're running out of flash games from then to show off
>>744892631You sick fuck
>>744892676don't be sad that it's over, be happy that it happened.
>>744892676Don't worry, we're only just entering the slop-coded indie game era! Millions of games for us to enjoy!
>>744892730NO
ESA has been so good this year. But why?
>>744892270F
COOM
>>744892641Her username is mrockstar20 actually.
>>744892641tfw she'll never whisper what slurs she wants me to type for her as she giggles and sees them in double vision...
>>744892793The direct competitor was in the gutter this year.
>>744892793because everything else sucks
>>744892676Suppose at least he knew to call it quits while it was still good.ESA should try a flash game block instead with longer games.
>>744892793Just a bunch of nerds playing games fast
>>744892793Because it's the last one.
>Argick defects>Rixer ascendancethat's a Win+Win baby
>>744892676Makes sense, he can't really speedrun all the porn games
>>744892862>CompetitorAgain with this word
>>744892631ayy
>>744892917It will be saved for stream 3
>>744892793>ESA has been so good this year. But why?
>>744892917They should have a stream 3 on pornhub where all they play is adult games
Holy SHIT this girl is cute
>>744892793Relativity.
>>744892793All the theaters kids left
Rate Drug Mario (Game Boy)
>>744892985hypnoshark is still there though
>>744892793
>>744893036Sadly.
>>744893023B+
>>744892924Fine. Do you accept "closest comparison point"?
>>744893023C+
>>744893023A nice run for a nice game
>>744893023C
fukken slut exposing her shoulder like that
>>744893043>THE HEART. This image is hosted at mangafox.com, we take no credit for the creation or editing of this image. All credit goes to the appropriate parties involved in the creation or editing of this image.What did Kubo mean by this?
>>744893023D it literally just was dr. mario, my mom has beaten level 20 on high speed
>>744893080
>gonna take a quick nap before flash games start>wake up 2 hours later
>>744891346but what if it's by design?
>>744892793ive only watched from like couple days back but its been almost nonstop obnoxious reddit runs non non speedruns
>>744893036Is theater kid the new term for "personI dislike"
>>744892980>when both of her eyes line up to focus on your penis
>>744893150it's a mistranslation of what he *really* said
kixy hairy legs? wtf
>age of warbasedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qY9gK2Gqwik
>>744893215Sadly not. Non-shaving women are based.
>>744893080>newfag thinks GDQ and ESA are the only speedrun events
I do NOT want to hear the years prior to 2010 mentioned
>>744893196No, that's "literal Nazi"
>>744893215!!!
>>744892793The controversy has died down at this point, and people are coming back to ESA. Some are even crawling back from UKSG, NSG and BSG after those flopped as "ESA Killers" which is funny to see.
>>744892676it´s okay. from flash games they can jump to mobile android game showcases
>he's still talking
>kixy wearing nothing revealing >kixy dressing like a grandma>kixy not doing lewd hentai poses into the cameraThis esa SUCKS
>>744893301skin cancer?
>>744893301Victorian-era anons going wild right now
>>744893294Bodied that hypnotroon.
>>744893301filthy bitch
chrism
>>744893301That's fucking disgusting holy shitRevolting ape man
>>744893219>>744893198is she autistic? she goes from bedroom eyes to just fucking looking around with no purpose
>EU flagCRINGE ALERT
>next five hours of runs before bed>is just three games>Super Mario bing bing World, Zelda hyah hyah and Kingdom HeartsFor fuck sake's. Always the friday and last saturday have become like this.
>one of my favorite games of all timeam I judging a book by its cover or does this man need to play more than 2 video games
is that ben shapiro?
>>744892793rateflation
room is empty
>>744893331We got chlods cleavage at least
>>744893407The rest of stream 2 could be good. We got one more (very short) Hirexen race as well.
>>744893428Eyebrows not thick enough.
>>744893398she feels lost
>EU flagCoward mode engaged
At least he's happy speedrunning this
>>744893404
I don't want it to end
This dude is from the EU?
>>744893525I'm pretty sure he had a German flag before.
>look at donation>it's purplehuh?
>shillrun
>>744893493i love hirexen and jkl0ser, clearly a lot of passion for speedrunning
??ok, cringe?
BUY REFUNCTNOT HELLSPRINT
These fags are promoting a competitor to Hellsprint
>RefunctLooks comfy
>>744893556Yes.
>>744893575Chrism is the prototypical german autist, he's simply the best
r8 desktop
>>744893181Then she gets an A for effort
>>744893665the mysterious PC2
>>744893665>taskbar on the bottomshit/10
>>744893665That's just my work desktop with some video games. 0/10
I just refunct it.
>>744893648I'd like him more if he had kept the German flag.
>>744893556Maybe he thinks that's better than being from Germany.
>>744891817The death of the internet was a slow rot, like a cancer, with a massive change each year that killed it more, from 2007 on.>2007: Wi-Fi is made publicly accessible, people can access the internet anywhere from their ipod or their laptop>2008: Smartphones become a thing, suddenly everyone has instant access to the internet including people who never did before.>2009: Facebook blows up and suddenly everyone has it, Twitter becomes a thing, suddenly the internet is "the dorm">2010: Youtube begins to pay its Youtubers,, suddenly "Youtuber" is now a career. Ads start appearing on Youtube. Back then, their single ten second skippable ad before a video was seen as controversial. Now its nothing.>2011: Celebrities, Corporations and brands start to appear on social media, particularly Twitter, for PR reasons. Social media is now integrated into everyday lives, TV shows tell you to follow them on twitter, news stations read out social media comments from viewers, "tag your pictures on twitter and we'll display them on our show!" becomes a thing>2012: Major internet personalities arrive on the scene. Pewdiepie, Markiplier, etc. The Youtube algorithm changes this year too, as does its front page. The personalities change with it to keep it up and abuse the algorithm to get internet famous, stuff like clickbait and wacky thumbnails become a thing>2013: Corporations start getting a bug up their ass about people using music and clips in their videos and streams, start taking down videos and copyright claiming>2014: Instagram arrives>2015: A bunch of internet laws are passed, mostly to do with fair use and copyright and royalty free become a thing. By now, old internet is dead.Also during this period of 2007 - 2015 you have Amazon and Google buying everything up each year.
>walking on tiles and getting random drops for the gameWhy would you do this on a game no one has played, no one knows what's out of the ordinary
>programming autism game on stream 2>everything is already pre programmed
Chrism is so handsome..
>>744893490Weak consolation price. Post it anyway.
>>744893776real GDQ hours
>>744893736You didn't factor third worlders, particularly SEAniggers and Indians into this history
This bitch can't read
the any% was neat but this rando looks boring
>>744893849>>744888070
>>744893878Chat jeetPT will do that.
>>744893679whatever intern's idea to break out their stock image subscription into game ideas should be getting a raise
how is this anyones favorite gameHUH
>>744893796deterministic speedrun
>>744893889
ESA made me forget Iron Nest released yesterday.
>>744893398She has no actual interest in this.
>>744893890Yeah, I tuned out instantly. I'm gonna play vidya.
>>744894037
>>744894049Yes, she only uses this to get more Twitch followers.
>>744894018
>>744891075Search for toll booth in swfchan.
>>744892793Because the people who left in the exodus were actually a cancer to ESA. They were actively making things worse and into GDQ-lite and when I kept saying that back in 2023, I was told I was doomposting. Now they're gone and ESA is better.
>>744894046>Iron NestNever heard of this. Looks neat.
>>744894037that was such a fun run
>>744893878I really fucking wish there was a way to block certain countries in the youtube. I'm constatly getting fake AI voiced channels on my recommendations.
>>74489419420? He looks 35
>>744893878What year did that start to happen?
>>744894187I'm not sure if the genre has a name, but games where you push buttons and pull levers and stuff like that tickle some part of my brain real good.Another game called PVKK looks to scratch that itch as well.
I was on the shitter, what did I miss in the last hour?
>>744893407Yep. Less than 24 hours of the event left. Stream 2 only has like 4 hours left and its done. No more stream 2.
>>744892793>The worst actors left>The best actors, in a moment of crisis, stepped up to deliverAdversity breeds success
>>744894268Sorry we can't all be 35-year-old male models who look 17, some of us just aren't blessed like that
>>744894003100%, yea. Can always trust the Rhythm Heaven team to do something fun
>>744894331>1 hour on the bogholy hemorrhoids batman
RATE COLOBOT
>>744894378Filtered.
>>744894418C
>>744894418E for eh
>>744894418C, but the game seems pretty neato.
>>744894418F
>>744894398Fucking mexican food buddy but I can't help it
unfortunate@esa2
Stream 2 has been kinda meh this year, stream 1 has been the place to be.
>>744894418B
>>744894418B-the kinda oddball game you'd never see if it wasn't for speedruns
>>744894418C, it was a run.
oh FUCKING HELL I forgot my pizza in the oven
>>744894517>t. didn't actually watch stream 2
>>744894501Nice scapegoat, Poopesh.
>>744894282Not him, but first time i noticed it was when primitive technology channel became popular in 2015, we started to see shit ton of copycat SEA and pajeet channels.
>>744894561Mmmm Obsidian Pizza, my favourite
>>744894561why is it so undercooked mate
>>744894561mystery pizza
>>744894306May I suggest Infra?
i just got here, miggers. what's good?
>>744894561holy kek
would have been funny if it was actually his pizza
>>744894418C run it was, yes.
>hirexen race next
>>744894561Mmmh, crispy
>>744894619Hell yeah, love Infra, I shill it every opportunity I get. Shame the dude is spending years making the landlord simulator, an Infra 2 would have been neat by now.
>chuck rock
>>744894637woah nelly
>finish watching the SaGa run>shower with grandma>come back and missed the Flash Game Gauntletaw man
>>744894637
I'm the problem. fuck.
>>744894703Ah, I might have guessed. Yeah, wait and hope. Surely Whiprock will come around eventually...
only 4 left...
>>744894780>>shower with grandmabecause she can't shower on her own anymore and you're a good grandkid?
>>744894772>Ruud Gullit is a speedrun enthusiastWeird timeline
>>744894858Sewer Rave was pretty fun last time, good closer
>>744894772hypnojew
>>744894306>>744894619I only played games like this if they were mini-games inside a bigger game. Are there actually a lot full games like this?
>>7448947693rd panel's resting hands are kinda sus
>>744892793Edenal got a grip, got his head out of his ass and started listening to feedback but only after 90% of his staff and regulars left out of frustration and he finally made changes people watched such as bringing back 24 hours, bringing back stream 2, no host rambling standing up segments, no on screen donation animations etc. Basically reversed all the shit changes he made. So people started coming back, except those that held a grudge like pic related which is no huge loss.
>>744894780
>>744894772>manly maeve's face when she sees my dih
>>744894858>soon to be Sneed Rock
>>744894885Nah, there's basically only the ones mentioned here and one or two spaceship ones. Not sure I'd count Iron Lung even though the gameplay is similar.
>>744894886not at all
That voice.. is that? Yes, yes it is..
>>744894858No idea what Sewer Rave is, any chance of "8-Player Tournament" being good? Not sure stream one will be able to save me if it isn't.
>>744893407>>744894346Had to check but:>Stream 1 has 17 runs left not counting the current and then its done>Stream 2 has 3 runs not counting this one and it's done.
>Advertised as half an hour of gameplay.Refunct? More like REFUND!
I hope kixy does another hotel room stream
>>744894896Those skenmy talking sections were the fucking worst.
>>744894858I'm gonna miss stream 2 bros
>>744895052Leave him alone he literally donated 1k the other day
>>744895028it goes on sale for 74 cents. you'll get your refund but steam support will laugh at you.
>>744895017It's a semi-meme game where you're a rat and enter-exit a bunch of rooms to progress with a bit of platforming in the mix. Last event they did a thing where they spun a wheel and the runners had to do stuff while playing, not sure that's gonna happen this time around though but idk.
>>744895036get a life man
>>744894885I can only speak for Infra, and it's paced more like an adventure game, where you spend a good amount of time just exploring, getting infos about the game world, and every once in a while there's a serious switch/pipe puzzle like that.
>>744894896>bringing back 24 hoursI still can't believe he thought sleep breaks during a marathon was a good idea
>>744895087He matched donos at 5AM when there were none.
>>744895087Ok?
>>744895052Yeah there was a period in 2023 and the start of 2024 where they really pushed Skenmy and Huds as this EPIC COMEDY DUO and it fell really flat.And also while the interview segments arent the best either they're a lot better than the host just aimlessly rambling at nothing and trying to figure out what to discuss.
>>744894561pizza if he nigerian
>>744894896Honestly props to Edenal for making the changes, swallowing your pride sucks but it made the difference between ESA being it's own thing vs GDQ Jr.
>>744894590fuck you bloody bastard paki basterd
>>744894961>>744895137gotchu
>>744894198SameOr block the AI translated slop. No, I will not watch random Filipino and Indian youtubers AI translated into English YouTube, fuck off. I won't even watch them speaking English, let alone through jeetgpt
>>744895028ha goteeem
>>744895164Based. Now he can say he matched donos, but he doesnt have to say it was at 5am.
>grug speakspeedrun good
>caveman kinopicked up
>>744895164He donated 1K at 2am because he doesn't need the protagonism
Stream 2 chads lets go
American dude looks like Greg Grunberg
>>744895176Only two hosts yapping I liked were the two Scottish lads.
Yep, this good game
>those gigatiddiesWoah mama
>Wearing a Griffith shirt todaywhat's going to happen when Stream 2 ends
It’s no Congo’s Caper.
HOT DAMN
chuck cock*ba dum tsss*
finally some SNES kino
dayum
rocco quest 0.5
>>744895052Kinda divided on Skenmy. Not a big fan of most things he's been doing so far, on the other hand some of them was probably just him standing in on short notice. And he's really been helping out, even when things got rough, and most inside people say he's chill, does a lot of work, and is not too invested on all those divisive topics, he just wants to be there and have a good time - which is cool.
Soon to be Sneed Rock
>>744895376He did play the Plum song as well.
>>744895339Stream 2 must continue. The sacrifices of prior runs cannot be wasted.
I'm more of a Prehistorik 2 guy Impossible game for aliens
>>744895376My only gripe with him is that he exudes "Do you want me to ask him to leave you alone"-energy
>unga bunga
>>744895339Rape
I have ApolloSmug fatigue.
>>744895376>safeguarding lead
I wonder if people ever consider they could become 4chan meme/joke material forever when they attend ESA
Why is his forehead so dirty?
>>744895505his smug aura mocks you
sneed rock
fuck stream 1 autism gamestream 2 nnga bunga good
>puzzle platformer with no passwords, just 3 livesBrutal
>>744895549Dude I would never feel comfortable on camera if I went there, I know you guys would be making fun of me
>>744895505Eh, I don't mind he seems like a good creatura. There are only so many people to play non-Nintendo 8/16-bit boomer games anyway.
>>744895561he eat too much burger
>>744895561Looks like rosacea.
i had fun with these segments
>>744895549That's why I'd never sit somewhere on camera.
>>744895549I'm sure they don't care, it's too niche to be relevant.
>>744895652B B B B B BUMPAAA
>>744895598Passwords didn't exist in the stone age
aww dude it was so funny. My dog was sick right. Like real sick and I was gaming like, just playing whatever rance game or whatever. Anyway so my dog right, he was sick, making all this noise while I was gaming. So yeah, he was sick and like he was sitting on this rug in my apartment, my girlfriend got it from her grandma or something, she's dead now basically, yeah this rug the dog. Oh not the grandma, she's fine. Anyway my dog was just throwing up, spewing chunks all over this rug, oh man, it was soo bad it was all over everything, soo fucking funny maaan
>>744895723
BU N G ANGA
Bro these enemies make the exact same sound effect when dying as some enemies in Spyro I don't remember
>>744895183They were definitely trying to be GDQ lite at one point around 2023 - 2024 which I always found bizarre because the reason people liked ESA was it was very much not GDQ and an alternative to GDQ. So I just found it strange that they went "I know lets copy GDQ's theater kid segments, the most reviled of the GDQ segments, and lets do them with Argick and Skenmy of all people!" I really didn't like the direction that ESA was going at the time and I could see it heading in a bad direction with stuff like Celina etc. but whenever I brought up that ESA was going in a bad direction someone would be on my ass saying I was "doomposting." Ultimately the exodus was a benefit because there's a timeline out there where it never happened and ESA kept going down this path and just became GDQ 2.>>744895161Its why 2023 - 2024 was my least fave period of ESA. At the time a lot of the changes were heavily defended in the thread with people being accused of "schizos" or "doomposters" for saying they sucked. IDK if it was people from ESA trying to defend, or if people were coping hard, but I think we're now far enough away from it to look back and agree that they sucked. Not just the 24 hours and no stream 2, but the weird camera angle with the blindingly bright table, the donation readers being forced to couch, the in between host segments, the animations played on stream etc. We're in a better place now.
Did they say these devs went on to make Tomb Raider?Was the same person who created Lara behind that gigatiddy cave woman too? Would explain few things.
damn, grug humped the cat to death
>>744895814they're stock sounds from popular discs
>that boss fight
>>744895435Would donate to have Hirexen and JKLoser just continue to play overly difficult NES games until the end of the event.>>744895520Yeah, he picked that job up at the worst possible time - when everybody else was bailing and dunking on ESA. He surely could have bailed as well - but didn't. Have to say at first I didn't like him, but he stuck around when others went MeToo / sold out, that's a respect + for me.
>>744895612I know, and many of these people are in their young and cringe years.
>>744895313Mizzows still around but I think the other Scottish guy left.
formerly sneed rock
>>744895932he's literally me!!
>>744895852A sabretoothed tiger is fine too...
>>744895839>I bitched on /v/ about a table>ESA is SAVED!you want a cookie ay nitpicking narcissist?
>>744895376how can you hate skenmy. He is THE voice behind B-B-B-B-B-BUMPER
Sken-Chan…
Rate REFUNCT
QUICK CHUCK ROCK YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE BLUE CREATURES DICK
>>744896013C
>>744895843Yeah, Core Design made Chuck Rock in 1991, and Tomb Raider in 1996. Different lead artists, but I imagine there was still some shared staff.
>>744896013E
>>744895376I think the only time he's ever actually annoyed me was when they were doing their traditional relay, I believe some sort of Switch minigame relay, and Skenmy and Huds attention whored on the mic the entire time, were really loud, danced around, and Chrism looked and sounded genuinely annoyed. I think they and a few others were a bit drunk and were just being obnoxious as they went overtime and the post-show party drinks had started flowing.
>>744895885Okay, you sold me on him.
>>744896007i don't think he's hated, but certainly not missed this esa either
>>744896013F aggot shit
>>744895839The last 2 ESA /v/ threads had a RIDICULOUS amount of moderation, you couldn't mention someone who wasn't on the screen without getting a 3-day ban. Almost certain someone from the crew was a jannie. This year has been super chill, thanks current jannie.
I thought they stopped doing the attention whoring, why is he back?
This music
>Discussing Skenmy in the thread>They put Skenmy on screenFUCK YOU TECH GUY I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
skenmysexo
If we didn't start talking about skenmy. Would he still appear on stream?
One minute, bros... it's joever...
>>744896231schrödingers skenmy
OVER
SAY IT WITH ME
>>744896145The only bans I saw so far this event were those 2 schizos baiting each other yesterday
REF
>>744896314UNGA BUNGA
>>744896013S for the world's finest kraut Chrism
>OverestimateDid they even try to time how long it would take them to go through the game
>smw>not kaizono way
>>744895376>>744895520Heres what confuses me on the Skenmy Safeguarding thing, and I hope someone can elaborate.>Has been Safeguarding lead for years>Lovare in her callout document says she went to the safeguarding lead about all this and didn't feel listen to, a lot of her stuff is criticising the safeguarding team.>Many people leave ESA afterward citing "poor safeguarding">This includes the people who run UKSG>The people who run UKSG proceed to hire Skenmy, the same safeguarding guy, as their safeguarding guy?>??????>Why are they criticising ESA for their poor safeguarding while having the exact same safeguarding guy?
>no Frame Perfect the entire eventtechbro...... blease..
>>744896013D
>>744896369The RNG on those belly bounces is huge
>>744896419They just wanted an excuse to leave, they don't really care.
>>744896013D idn't watch (once Chuck rock started)
AWOOOOGA WOOO WAOWA WOOA SEXO SESXOOO SAWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SEXO!!!!
Runners should be punished if they go overestimate, that'd bring in more viewership
>>744896520
>>744896537IT'S JUST AN ESTIMATE
Rate Chuck Rock (soon Sneed Rock)
She took the call?
UNGA UNGA!
>>744896520yikes massive nose
>Skenmy is gangstalking /v/ by appearing on screen whenever we talk about himHEEEELLPPPP
>>744896574B
>>744896145Oh yeah, the mods were actually cool this ESA. It was strange the last time, there were (in my opinion) civil discussions about the problems, where the people went and what had happened, suddenly someone made a post about how we were debating our "parasocial relationships", "dramaposting", and even would be "kiwifarms"-tier, and a few minutes later half the thread was banned, basically for discussing ESA issues on an ESA thread. Okay, granted, it was not strictly about videogames, and I don't lurk on /v/ outside these threads, but even in the catalogue you usually see threads about people involved with games, like voice actors and whatever. No idea why anybody would think this should have been bannable.>>744896324This, and that was well deserved. Again, fine job.
>>744896574C
>>744896574B+
>>744896574unga B unga
>>744896574B went over because of safety
>>744896574D for overestimate
GET READY FOR SOME HIREXEN KINOOOO
>>744896574B- UNGA UNGA
why are puppers sneakers so hueg
>>744896574B unga
>>744896574D
>>744896574A
>only 3 more runs until it's over
>>744896419>Has been Safeguarding lead for yearsHas he? I always thought that this was Pottow, until he left a few years ago, and Skenmy only stepped up during / after the Lovare incident. But I could be wrong about this.
these two sitting on my face
>>744896478this and the dancing girl/oldman/midget/leg cast lady video are the best things emgland has produced in over 60 years
damn stream 2 chads, they so spaced out....
Stream2bros... I don't wanna go
>>744896574B for Bunga
Intermission mig>>744896682>>744896682>>744896682
Kixy really looks like she doesn't care about speedrunning at all.
>>744896747PLEASE sit on my FACE
>>744896574B it was okay
>>744896747absolutely brutal footmogging with her splatoon size shoes
What do the GDQ equivalents look like?
>>744897054like men
>>744897054Parken
>>744895952Starataur is still here, he was on the couch with the C&C guy
