>Actually Falco, you can still get the Doubledown at most KFCs. It’s an off menu item. Even if they say they don’t have it, just ask for two fried fillets and a side of gravy and grab a handful of mayo packets, then at home you can fry up some bacon and add cheese.>Just mix the gravy and mayo together, its called gravynaise>No its not gross, you can put it on anything.
Gravy! Anyone got stuffing?
>Uhm, dude, don't you think you've had enough?
Fox... easy on the everything...
>>745992105That’s a child.
>>745992256>got a boner from thisIt's over for me, isn't it?
>>745991694>I'll get this tray. Get the one behind me!
>>745992105>>745992224Ed's :)
>have nowhere to discuss Falco and Krystal fucking when Fox doesn't knowIf I try to do it on /trash/ it attracts a slopper to spam the thread.
>>745992508It is. But I'm here with you.
>Falco, I noticed your diet during your intense exercise routine. While I applause you, you must remember to have protein in your calories list. Exercising too much without a good meal plan will make you lose muscle instead of gaining thus making you weaker. >I know Falco, I know red meat is expensive in this economy but I know a cheaper and effective replacement for it. Have you tried adding eggs to your diet? I understand people like you hate the taste and smell of eggs but the facts show that the nutritional content of eggs is phenomenal and greatly helps with giving your body the fats and proteins it needs as well as giving you Vitamin D and B12.>ESPECIALLY the egg yolk. Now don't get me started on that Falco. Giving your body vitamins A and E plus iron an already impressive food brings even more to the table. So please take my advice buddy and try to add that to your meal plan.
>>745993052Krystal is for Panther.
>>745991694Impotent anti-Nintendo snoy seethe thread.
This joke is fucking boring
>>745995193>jokeit's a fetish
>>745992256This guy's animations are so fucking good. The Wolf follow up to this is even better.
Krystal ate too much pizza again
>IMG filenameGay third-worlder nigger thread
>>745991694i am more disgusted by this post than seeing gore and scat
>>745993179who really gives a damn about the vitamin content of any given food
>>745991694>>745993179explain this forced meme to me
>>745991694>Falco>KFC
>>745992256If this was Krystal or Kat instead, I'd coom.
>>745998850Oh yeah I forgot retarded Nintendo made Falco a pheasant instead of a falcon. Another great Miyamoto special
>>745998806>forced memeMore like forced feeding haha.
>>745998806Fox getting fat is hot
>>745998806It's not a shartjak so not forced
Forced meme.
>>745999906>AI slop>not forced
>>746000090>>>/s/harty
>>745991694What meds are you people taking or ignoring to think of a topic like this
>>745993052Falco is a faggot and a cuck. The only dick Krystal takes belongs to white human males.
Yay we've all moved on from NTR to fat/bara fetish, once again my expectations are subverted by you fucking japs.
You know, fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches have a bad reputation after the "Haha Elvis died obese and on the toilet" thing. But I'm here to tell you that the King was right. Just take it easy, try a peanut butter and banana sandwich at some point. Go lighter on the peanut butter than if you were doing PB&J, nanner's got a strong flavor but not as strong as jelly/jam/preserves so you need to make sure your peanut butter isn't going to overpower it. Your best bread options are cheap ultra-soft store white bread or sourdough, too hard and you'll be squishing your filling out and if you're moving on to fried that's more reason for the white bread, but let's not get ahead of ourselves here. You'll be frying up sandwiches before you know it
>>745998850Birds eat other birds, even chickens eat each other.
i miss double down, shit was bussin as a postworkout meal
we just wanted a new starfox game, not another 64 remake
My favorite meme of this year
>>745991694I'm not fat enough to make these posts
This is somehow less funny than the also forced "nortubel" meme
>>746001346What about bara NTR?
>>746002126it better be in the end of the year /v/ collage
My favorite new meme.
>>745991694We're Starfox
I love fat Fox memes>>745995193shut the fuck up
>>746002126Same. I love it
>>745996304have you heard about the one where starfox characters suffocate in space
>>745992256Based. It makes me happy that every single one of these remake Star Fox threads devolves into fatfur posting.>>745992508>It's over for me, isn't it?It's just getting started, anon.>>745996838I'm still holding out for him doing a Falco one.
>>745992508how so?
>>746002250what the fuck is a nortubel?
>>745998037Sailors on long leaves
>*ahem* yes, hello. I'd like to order a Large Big Mac meal, extra cheese with a side of fries. Coke for the drink
>>746011085Fox should eat more than that, a lot more than that haha.
>>746011085Anon please I'm going to coom if you keep it up..........>>746011268They're going to have to keep getting him larger and larger flight suits just to keep up.
>>746011413Forget the suits, they'll need to expand his Arwing soon.
>>746011934>Falco squeezing Fox's gut fat and teasing him for putting on so much extra weight while Slippy works on the third seat replacement of the month just so it can fit Fox's double wide assKino.....
I'LL HAAAAAVETWO NUMBER NIIIIINES
>>746012280And to think, with their enabling he's only going to get bigger...
>>745999370Is this bait? He was always a pheasant.
>>746012515I'd like to imagine that after a while Fox's habits rub off on Falco, but that might be my own bias speaking because I think all the Star Fox men should be fat fucks.>>746012537He's a PHAGGOT.
>>746012731I love the trope of characters all getting fat and lazy when out of work, they should all be hogs indeed.
>>746013052>characters all getting fat and lazy when out of workThis is what happens when there's nothing but remakes of the same game over and over again. By the time there's a proper new Star Fox game they're all going to be out of practice and out of shape.
>funny meme ruined by gayfatfurswell it was fun while it lasted
>>746013547The homosexuality WILL continue until morale improves or until these threads stop being made.
>>746013547Anon... it was always a gay fat furry meme
>>745993179you coudlve just posted gomad and called it a day
We FEED you, Star Fox.
>>746001870banana is fucking gross man. It's the beer of fruits, that everybody pretend to like just to fit in.
Furries ruin everything
>>746014084>We FEED you, Star Fox.Hot...
>>746014084Andross has declared vore
>>745991694Thank you based fat fox for blessing us with your wisdom
Why did they make him fat?
>>746017228Because it's hot.
>>745991694>Falco if you order the Pan Pizza with only mozzarella as topping on the Domino's App you save up aound 7 bucks
>>746017269I bet Fox burps loud as fuuuck.
>>745991694>Falco stop ordering a single Quarter Pounder man, you can get more food with 3 daily doubles if you order them at the kiosk
>>745991694>Falco I cannot see my own cock anymore man>*sob sob sob sob gruntles* *cries*>she is gonna leave me man>I cannot satisfy her anymore bro>*takes a another tablespoon full off ice cream*>I'm such a fat fuck, help me out Falco>I'm obese! overweight!>I don't deserve a hot piece of ass like Krystal like this!>Perhaps you could you know...>What do you say>I been seeing how you stare at her>I don't mind.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ni1RPc5OU2c
>>746017762He shamelessly belts out some roomshakers after guzzling down greasy slop, if these threads are anything to go by.
>>745992256>>746005765
>>746019661I need to commission hyper fat art of this dumb goat
>>746020051Based anon, I kneel...
>>746001346WOULD
>>746002126Is 6 7 a 2026 meme?
>>746002126I used to not get it but now I love it. What makes it extra special is that there is often a fatty who feels personally attacked.
>>746017008What if Fox got Andross' ability from the final boss fight?
>>745993110
>>746005765unf~
As a certified fatso, the market has changed so much that KFC is honestly the best value for your money in regards to the speed of getting your food, and the actual quality+taste. Their fries have improved dramatically, and the chicken might be full of sawdust and preservatives , but it still tastes good and is decently filling.McDonalds held a stranglehold over the market purely because it beat everybody in price by a large margin. But that's not the case anymore, and what you can get for $10 in Ronald's establishment has dwindled repeatedly over the last six years.
did the op really stay up all night bumping his shit furfaggot feeder thread he spams a few times a week
>>746025457Yep
>>746024994I love their fries so much its unreal.
>falco, it's important that we don't arrive to the rendezvous before 2200 hours or the donuts will still be full price
>>745992224Thats not Ed.Thats Kel.
>>746028307Their skin on fries are so much of an improvement compared to a decade ago it's unreal.
>>746031891They stepped up their game for sure. I also like how they serve Pepsi, which I find are constantly good as opposed to Coke which is hit or miss.
>>746028307same, but i havent been to a kfc in a while desu
For me? It's the boneless banquet meal.
>>745992256>See this>GIWTWM>BonerIt's over for me.
>>746036147haha thats funnybetter not think about it next time you eat something
>>746037374you forgot to bump.
>>745993179>I understand you people hate the taste and smell of eggs
>>746037374Damn it I thought of it while eating now I have to fapThough I'd rather be a fatass Falco desu
>>745998806He looks fat so we pretend he says fat things.Sorry if you don't get it unless it's a poorly traced wojak.
>>745991694I'll have two number nines
>>745991694I once called my buddy fat for eating a doubledown, then i took a biteIt took me to a place i can only describe as Flavortown. But i guarentee a 2nd bite would kill me. God i miss it. And the triple steak stack from tacco bell
Why does Fox sound so fruity in the remake tho
>>745992256>Dem meteo-sized areolasBlessed are those who give moobage with them but not big ugly thumb nipples, for they are a font of taste and culture.
>>746005765I will latch onto that chest for a full Hard-mode run.
>>746013178>Andross has ordered us to dick you down.
It's not just that he's a fatass, is also that he's a bit ND about it. It's endearing. Like instead of telling you about his Legos he's telling you about the 2000 calorie meal he's about to inhale.l (1/8)
for me, it's slippyspecifically eating me and/or trapping me in his flight suit
>>746040297>He looks fatGet some glasses nigga
>>746043509>anon tries to will new kinks into existence
>>746042754because he's voice by an actual faggot
>>746043870>clothing entrapment>new
>>746024994>KFC is honestly the best value for your moneyFake fat detected, it's not even the best value in fast food fried chicken. Cane's is cheaper by a lot and tastes better too. Pic related at catering rates but it's the same on personal meals, too.
>>746043971Why does /v/ have knowledge of every random af internet kink?
>>746044490We are anon, we are legion, expect us to fap.
>>746044064I am not American, I do not have access to Canes. Over here it's McDonalds, KFC, Burger King, Taco Bell and Five Guys, that's it.
>fox gets fat>krystal leaves him>she goes back to the lizard planet and has sex with young athletic males
>>746045074Is that grifter Legend of Krystal sex game still being rebooted for the twelfth time?
>>746044064Canes only exists in airport terminals and shithole flyover states.
>>746044064>Cane's is cheaper by a lot and tastes better too.Canes is the worst fast food chicken bar fucking none. Expensive as hell and tastes like fucking NOTHING unless you drown it in that 90% horseradish sauce. The only good thing at Canes is the bread.
I want to feed Fox to death.
This thread's still up? Huh.>>746039894>Though I'd rather be a fatass FalcoBased. You should jerk off to that thought more, anon.>>746043509Slippy is very cute...
>>746045703>The only good thing at Canes is the bread.That means it has one more good thing than KFC does>Expensive as hell and tastes like fucking NOTHING unless you drown it in that 90% horseradish sauceNobody gives this complaint about chick-fil-a despite it costing like 50% more, being equally flavorless, and needing yellow corn syrup mayonnaise/texas pete aka white boy cholula to be edible. It's fast food chicken, you ain't getting le cordon bleu>>746045594>Canes only exists in airport terminals and shithole flyover states.you're retarded + Canes overtook kfc in sales
god DAMMIT just imagine how absolutely fucking incredible fox's farts must smell
Fat Fox VS Fat Vergil, who wins?
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