>release mediocre game that's practically a tech demo>have a breedable anthro as the protagonist>sell millionsis it really that easy? is making an indie game with an attractive female anthro protagonist the easiest way to become rich?
>>745996420>>>/trash/
>>745996420if it was that easy then someone would've done it before him
>>745996420It's a fun game THOUGH
>>745996420Butthole
i want her to crush my head between her soft thighs
>>745996420Yeah the dev got extremely lucky too
she's just begging for some small_dom_big_sub
>>745996420It really is that easy. Now make with the Sybil pictures.
>>745996420Yes, gimme the butt and I'll give you the moolah. 2B proved that already, I don't know why people keep being confused about it.
i liked the moveset of the game too, but yeah.
>>745996420furries have the same problem with weebs where they will buy any game that has anything furry in it with no regards for quallity and then they pretend they are good out of buyers remorse. Which is why there are 0 good furry or anime games because there is no market incentive to make a good one.
>>745996420Yes. Platformer devs are catching onto this and making their characters sexualized.
>>745996420BOOM that is right, this is now a sudden Pseudoregalia general thread because of bad op opinion.Post your favourite artwork and/or memes.
>>745996420>sell millionsLOL
>>745996420Sex sells. It's the reason each show made by GLITCH makes billions in merch.
>>745996420The people want what they want. You'll have a much easier time selling something if you're selling what people want. That game is good, but game quality only partially correlates to sales.>>745997860this one has somewhat lewd costumes
>>745996420If you make a mascot built exclusively for human men they will be popular yes.
>>745997991They'll never admit that's the reason they keep making shows with key female characters either
Great movement based game.
>>745997859>they will buy any game that has anything furry in it with no regards for quallityThat's because you're missing the forest for the trees. Scre the game, what matters is the quality of the character design and how you interact with it. The meta of the game is how sexy she is and what you can do with it, not some genius intricate next gen gameplay with a thousand combos and command inputs with i-frame offsets.You want autismo go play Elden Ring, I'd rather buy a half-assed basic platformer collectathon and button mashy hack and slash collecting colorful chungus as long as the character looks cute and hot. Yeah, it's "regardless of quality" for the game but it sure as fuck isn't "regardless of quality" for the character. If she doesn't deliver it, it could be Elden Ring 2 but I wouldn't buy it.>But Elden Ring sux :^)Whatever, (include your favorite game here) instead
>>745997991Fun fact: Kits design is exactly the same as it was over a decade ago except glitch gave her bigger tits and hips.
>>745997886
Anons, I want to buy this game but it's advertised as a metroidvania on Steam. I hate puzzle, backtracking, confusing maze shit in games. Be honest, is this more leaning more into the problem solving aspect or the "have fun moving around obstacles and gimmicks" like Mario?
>>745996420>is making an indie game with an attractive female anthro protagonist the easiest way to become rich?Why do you people constantly forget that furries have the most expendable cash and are the most insatiable coomers on the planet? Literally every time this happens you guys act like this is some grand revelation.
>>745998457it can be a bit finnicky at times, there are areas you can't reach unless you have specific moves unlocked, but it's hard to skip them. the maps aren't that massive and backtracking doesn't really come into play since there isn't a lot to collect. you're mainly traversing the map, unlocking gates or bridges, and just moving forward then fighting some enemies.
>>745998457It is not a metroidvania in its full meaning, maybe it was flagged like that because when you get an ability you get access to more places but that is all.Game wise it is more or less like Mario 64, but on steroids. If you like movement tech in games you will like this for sure. Steam has a 2 hour (not sure how much is today) window in case you didn't like it and want to refund.
>>745996420I love this game but hate the mcs design so much. Its really distracting and off-putting; her design really clashes with the 90s retro aesthetic. Nobody would make a character that looks like that in 1996.On that note, I never got why people like or even tolerate "sexy" player characters in games. Are people beating off to the game? Why would you even WANT to be horney while playing a game? I just don't understand.
>>745998793>Nobody would make a character that looks like that in 1996oh boy.
>>745998793https://youtu.be/vl-tmYtHDEQ?t=4
>>745996567They have, multi times, dunno if it sold millions though.
>>745998793This isn't really true, but it's fine if it's not to your taste.
try tongue but hole
>>745998793>I never got why people like or even tolerate "sexy" player characters in gamesYou're just a homosexual. Heterosexual men like looking at beautiful women because they imagine having sex with them.
>>745998793You will understand the day you notice not everyone goes the way it is in your head. There is more than one reaosn to play a game, you know.
>>745996420Yes, but also the game has to be pretty good. Also it doesn't need to be an anthro.Psychopomp sold on the back of sexy blond girlAnd for an example that doesn't work so good despite trying the Anthro Woman + Platformer, look at Angel Essence
>>745999206Vena, my beloved.
>>745997682Nah, she's for attractive white men with big dicks (aka me)Fanarts should know better and stop drawing her with the small goat butlers
>>745996420name five (5) games that did that
>>745998793>On that note, I never got why people like or even tolerate "sexy" player characters in games. I like because the character gets to be just as aesthetically pleasant as the level design. I love exploring beautiful landscapes.>Are people beating off to the game?I never touch my dick while I'm playing seriously. Maybe only if I get really horny after being blue balled for hours playing it and I get a really sexy situation in-game or I just get her in a safe corner without enemies to interrupt it, but it rarely happens. I just stay hard and keep playing anyway.>Why would you even WANT to be horney while playing a game?Somehow it makes me more focused. Drives me an urge to protect her, therefore I put more effort into fighting competently so she doesn't get hurt.
>>745998793cringe>>745999354based
>>745998793
>>745998457Not many puzzles and they are easy, there is backtracking but the areas are rather small, and I don't remember having mazes but you may go around some places for a few times.Pic related, you will recognize it.
Are you going to play Axyn Adventure when it's out?
>>745998793You're probably a sex obsessed individual if a design like Sybil is enough to distract you from a game. A normal person can see a character being sexy and attractive and enjoy that without suddenly gets a boner and jacking off. It's just a small "Yep, I like this. This is nice to look at."People that hate coomer characters are ironically the most coomer.
>>745996420>release mediocre gamethis part is already considerably harder than you'd expect
>>745998793I like looking at attractive women. The female body is aesthetically pleasing. I don't have to stop to jack off every time I see an attractive woman because I'm not Indian. Hope this helps.
>>745999598>faggot shitNo.
I still need to finish the game but I do like the overall gameplay and think Sybil should be fat
>>745999741Fat people aren't capable of acrobatics.
>>745999598>Yawn another girl with a fat rump>Look inside>"Axyn was sent to Arkaika to look for the prince. There, he stumbled upon the ruins...">HeWishlisted
>>745998457The game is confusing as fuck if you don't find the map, so try to spoil yourself on where the map is and then you should have fun. It's a really short game so any backtracking takes almost no time
Are there any other furry games like Pseudoregalia out there? I'll say that I usually prefer action adventure types of games but I still really enjoyed this one
>>745999826I hear the platforming is pretty good
>>745996420Counterpoint: featureless fluffy crotch.
>>745999825Then make her thighs twice as wide It's not rocket science
>>745999898Hopefully the plapforming is nearly as good then
>>745999862Cosmobreeder Yiffai is unfortunately a superb metroidvania mechanically, and I say unfortunately because even as a weapons-grade furfag that name is a lot.
if it was that simple how come I don't see any of you faggots pumping these outfurry tits can get you a lot of chicken tendies
>>745996420>one of the few half competent 3D Metroidvanias out there>mediocre
>>745999250She reminds me a lot of Tiny Tina before they flanderized her to make people wanna fuck her less
>>745999678Exactly this. I like a well shaped body too but all I do is nod and nothing else. Believing that you have to jAck oFF at everything female on screen is a strong sign of fragile masculinity or self steem issues.Just go for the game first.
>>746000027Unfortunately metroidvanias are the one genre that I just can not get into, constantly being lost and having to memorize a fuckhuge map just to get from your respawn point back to a boss fight is agony for me for some reason.
>>745999598the fact that it's actually a porn game kinda turns me down from it but i'll probably try it anyways
>>745999598that's the one where the MC can have his cock out right? I'm considering it, but they haven't appealing to my homo fetishes enough yet
>>745999598Looks quite good honestly. I like when games inspires others.
>>746000071they are making them. Just look at Atlyss
>>7459995982ghe4meAlready don't care for furshit either, Pseudoregalia pushed it as far as I was willing to go.
>>745996420>is it really that easy?No, you need good movment too but he aped mario 64 for that, either way im jealous desu>>745997682More like futadom
>>746000180A what now?
I enjoyed Pseudoregalia.Whens the next game coming out?
>>746000413haven't started, I forgot a word since I'm posting while working
What were your guys' thoughts on Kristala? I quite enjoyed it personally, just wish it wasn't so buggy. I had to have a dev manually edit my save to get past a door that bugged out so hard it was unfixable.
What do you think Sybil's sweaty bush smells like?
>>746000149I love them but I get it. The good ones have enough density where it's not a huge issue but it's much much easier to make a bad map than a good one. Cavern of Dreams, Corn Kidz 64, and Big Catch: Tacklebox are similar platformers. There's also Metro Gravity if what you're after is pure thighs.
>>745996420Desu I think it's not as simple as some people seem to think, and Pseudoregalia's gameplay was very good.Having an attractive furry protag is only half of the equation, you need good gameplay too. Furry gamers tend to be autists that want high skill ceiling high skill expression fast movement kind of games. I think it's why the Fuga games kind of limped along in sales. The cast of furries is cute, but the gameplay looks very mediocre.Speaking from experience.
>>745996420this game needs a sequel
>>745998793>I just don't understand.You understand perfectly well, you just have erectile dysfunction from all the hormone blockers and antidepressants you're on and want to slyly try to make it everyone else's problem by acting like there's something wrong with people having a normal sex drive and liking to see attractive women
>>746000968This, Pseudoregalia is a high tier (if unfinished) platformer with a high skill ceiling and lots of crazy moves you can do, Sybil being hot is just the icing on the cake
>>746000149I love that brand of exploration to a point. I don't care much for fuckhueg Metroidvanias like Hollow Knight, I get bored halfway through a game like that, but the kind that can be cleared out in 10-20, maybe 25 hours is my sweet spot. Example, I absolutely adored Ender Lilies/Magnolia. Also don't mind them shorter, like Touhou Luna Nights. Also a brilliant game.
>>745998953I meant in the sense of a specific type of modern furry character.>>745999106>>745999678>>746000131These types of comments read as overcompensating because you don't know how straight people act, so you (a homosexual) assume that we are as deranged as you, but with women instead of men.
>>745996420Its the nopan. Just that wins the hearts of millions
>>746001609Does nopan only work with furries? I can't really imagine a human game protagonist going commando
>>746000665Like I spend a lot of time therehttps://files.catbox.moe/kjxitb.jpeg
>>746001576>"the female body is aesthetically pleasing" is overcompensatingI think you're the one who doesn't know how straight people act.
>>745998457Is music important for you when making choices? Because this game can be recommended for that too.
>>745996567>then someone would've done it before himThey have, its called every Sonic game
Good character and movement.Garbage level design and the fact that this is a castleroid and not a platformer
>>746001946Not really but it helps a lot.
>>74599845750% of the game is backtracking
>>74599845790% of the game is finding a platform slightly too high because you need a castleroid ability so you gotta wander around aimlessly until you find it, very unpleasant game and falsely advertised as a 3d platformer
>>746001721Commander from Nier: Automata
>>746002251>platformer is based around unlocking movement abilities to traverse obstacles you couldn't traverse before you got the abilityYeah man total false advertisement, no platformer does this
>>746001721The existence of nude mods implies a lot of people can imagine a human protagonist going commando.But with furries you can get away with it in a non-explicit nature. Pantsless or even fully naked animal characters without visible genitals are fairly common in media. Nobody bats an eye at it.
>>745998793Go back to Kotaku, faggot.
>>746002426You use light platforming to solve the maze like map, this game has way more in common with resident evil than super mario so it can't be classified as a platformer
>>746002426Yooka-Laylee did this but it flopped.
>>745999252Because I'm EVIL.
>>745996420>is it really that easy?It is in fact that easy
>>745996420It really is that easyAnd it pisses me off more people arent doing
>>746002605On God what pants could contain that ass with the amount of acrobatics she does She'd be ripping through a new pair every 20 minutes
>>746002720I would, but I'm not good enough at drawing. I can't pay anyone either because no one but me can do my tastes justice.
I got nigga shilling crap games fatigue
>>746002558>this game has way more in common with resident evil than super marioThis is maybe the most delusional thing I've read this month
>>745996420>release quality game that's a small experience>have a breedable anthro as the protagonist>sell thousandsWhat was the game's problem?
>>745999598No. Femboys are for faggots.
>>745999598>massive slut that gets fucked by everyoneDROPPED I need more wholesome femboy OCs
Naked cuddles with Sybil...Being Sybil's little spoon...
>>745996420Yup. It's that easy. If furry shit was in more games then it wouldn't work. But it's like water in the desert. If a big budget game gets a HMOFA romance option it's gonna be over.
>>745996420Sybil anal impregnation
>>746004548we were so close to greatness
>>746004548At this point, attractive women showing skin in general are rare in half-decent games. It's why everyone played Stellar Blade, why people play gacha games, and why Swords & Slippers is a well-known name.
>>746004853if they put her in the sequel, she will have her pants sadly
>>746005041>Everyone played Stellar BladeI didn't. >Gacha gamesFag>Swords and Slippers is a well-known namelol
>>745996420Yes it is that easy
>>745996420He always talks about his game on here and some other places. This works in having the game stay roughly within the public conscious to an extent. The goblin game guy will eventually get an audience for his stuff too.
>>746005752all he has to do is animate her flipping into my house to steal my heart
>>745996567Klonoa
I was told the game had malware
>>746000115>spoilerThey didn't do it for that specific reason, it was just a byproduct of it.
>>746007326The dev's twitter got hacked but I think the game itself was always fine.
they finally made a furry game that is backed up by actually good gameplay and content, called Project Silverfish. Its very rare for me to say a game is a "better something" but its honestly just a better Stalker. Better progression, actual content and secrets to find around the unmarked places of the map, etc.
>>745996420She should take a sloppy shit in my mouth.
>>745999598>porn game for fagshmmmmm no
>>745999598>make character with female proportions>put them in female clothes>give them female movements, proclivities, and animations>cover them in makeup>make penis pure stage-dressing that does nothing>say its a malewhat's the appeal of this? why is the modern version of a femboy so insistent on removing any and all actual male features that separates them from a flat chested girl?
>>746010086>what's the appeal of this?It's literally just faggots. Many, many gay men still appreciate the female figure but they vomit at the mere thought of a pussy.
I need to stop playing cavemanon's VNs so late.Finished snoot 2 years after release and just now, Wani.I always end up with the empty feeling a furry girl will never love me.
>>746011314Anon, you're supposed to reach a sort of a catharsis after finishing the game and realize what you can do irl. Instead of living your love life via the games themselves. Trust me. I'm literally the guy who started the thing. Snoot game was made in my server (Fang Gang). Now I'm soon having my first child with the woman of my dreams...
>>746001396>having to do retarded backwards inputs for moves=depthDumb smelee turder.
>>745997886Why would they let her in and sell her popcorn if the theater was closed?
>>746005053Only in the western release. They will also make her black coded or tranny coded or something. Maybe even both.
>>746007015I'm owed an anthro wifeI bled for this country
>>746000131why the pantless waifu got a pant-dress :skull: :skull: :wilted_rose:
>>746007015>tfw top left will no longer ever be possible because infantry is just playing deadly drone dodgeball
>>745996420>mediocreits the only game since mario64 thats managed to do good 3d platforming
>>745996420need more big furry women in vidya...
>>745999598thank you for introducing me to this cute tiny game, just saw some bit and pieces of gameplay in yt and looks neat
>>746016321This but unironically
>>745996420>mediocreit's probably the best 3d platformer1) Pseudoregalia2) Tacklebox3) Yellow Taxi Goes VroomThat's it, that's the order and the only good 3d platformer
>>746016321yeah
>>745996420Formula so simple the industry refuses to use it because pushing their propaganda comes before everything else even profit
>>746017941People that say this are completely unaware of the Korean game industry. Attractive protagonists help but aren't enough. Demonstrably it's not enough.A double cheeked up bimbo would not save the Saints Row remake, be honest man.
Would you play an endless runner game featuring a cheetah girl in a sports bra and pants who chases a human man she likes?
>>746018104Play as the crush instead.Animate various game over screens.Sell on dlsite.
>>746018104see>>746018276If you're good at drawing and animation or can hire a guy, go get your money bro
>>746018104>pantsNo.
>>745998793Only the trvth could provide so much seethe brother.
>>745996420not a problem in nortubel
>>746018547+1
>movementslop
>>745996420Yes, but you must have an actual game that's fun to play on one hand (else you fail like Bombun) and on the other not lean too far into lewdness and scare normalfags off (else you fail like Cosmobreeder Yiffai).
>>746007254Sybil and Klonoa would be dream buddies
>>746018894Neither of those failed
>>745996420>it must be funThats where most ppl fail. Movement in pseudoregalia was satisfying, the atmosphere moody and the music and graphics fit. Not a perfect game and very barebones/simplistic, but the important things were done well
>>746018276So like Subway Surfers, where you run from someone? I guess that's not a bad idea, but I don't know if people would like playing it while looking at some dude instead of a hot anthro chick... But I'll keep it in mind.>Sell on dlsite.I didn't really plan to make it a porn game...>>746018359I'm good at animation, but I don't think people would be interested in low-poly hmofa porn>>746018419Oh shit, you're right! Everyone knows that anthro MCs are the hottest when they have no pants! And imagine the contrast between her featureless, naked butt and her sports bra filled with heavy booba! Thanks for inspiring me anon!
>>746019051I remember a really chubby (cat) furry lady with tiny glasses and i think some sort of nun hat or maybe an apron or both, that was really cute, she looks old too. I wish I remember who i was talking about, maybe she was from the one japanese furry rpg game as an npc
>>746019293Grammeowster Chef?
>>746019351Not a furry but Grammeowster can get it
>>745997459>>745997682This.
>>745997859>Bought Atlyss>Game was shit with mandatory time sink in the form of farming gold to RNG gamble for mandatory stats for dungeon completion>Refunded immediatelyNah bro. At least Sybil's game is fun.
>>745996420>sell millionsgot source for that claim?
>>746019351Exactly her, thank you, she is fucking adorable. She is from monster hunter I would assume? I mentioned her because the meme pic is basically describing her
>>746019626She's the only good thing from Monster Hunter World (Iceborne)
This will be your dogshit spiritual successor for tonight https://store.steampowered.com/app/4597380/Angel_Essence/
>>745997682
>>746020880lmao
>>746019414It's okay to be a furry>>746019871Iceborne is good tho
>>746019935looks alright desu
>>745996420>anthroFurry language and posting this is furry behavior.>sell millionsA lot of furries are autistic retards that work in tech or are simply really bad with money (still autistic) I know that saying this is ironic considering the site we're on but some people take their derangement in the weirdest directions. At least it's better than feet I guess.
>>745999609Why does this remind me of a certain religous group of people who hate seeing women showing hair because it makes them horny and unable to control themselfes.
>>746021126Don't get me wrong, nothing against furries, and to be fair I engage with the community from a fringe perspective.As a whole? Not my vibe. But furry ladies can be hot as fuck, especially with some padding.
>>746021635>As a whole? Not my vibe. But furry ladies can be hot as fuck,I mean, most people in this thread don't want to wear fursuits and shit, we just love hot furry chicks.
>>746019935Furry girl MC not sexy enough to be a real spiritual successor.
>>745996420as long as a game fulfills at least one particular fantasy sufficiently, it is good
>>746019935it took me 2 seconds to correctly guess the type of person that made this gameimagine going out of your way to make the protag not appealing or sexy
I never played it but this character is insanely hot.
>>745999862Why did furries get mad at this guy?
>>746020880fucking jej
>>745999206this game was so unbelievably boring
>>745998787I'm literally not a furry but those open back tops are so fucking hotLiterally got good at the game specifically to get as many outfits as I could for her
Reminder: Sybil stays stone-faced during sex, even when cumming her brains out but she'll blush and her pupils will turn into cartoon hearts eventually
>>745999598>Disgusting male "feminine" voiceMy penis is eternally flaccid
>>745996420Ever since I discovered winlator I've been replaying sybils game and corn kidz like weeklyBottleneck plays on loop in my head 24/7 please help
Empty bailey has amazing music
more furry boobs or less furry boobs?
>>746026493Tasteful furry boobs, small and elegant. Unless you're making a mega milkies fetish game in which case pop off king.Frankly in most cases there's no reason not to include both options
>>746026493Thin covering of fur that is a lighter color than the rest of the body, obviouslySame goes for the inner part of the buttocks
>>745996420there should be more than just the protag desu
>>746026758Man I love kobolds
>>746026054I actually hate hearing gay shit with a guy voice but this is the only time where the femboy voice didn't bother me or found it cringe and I heard a lot of them
>>746020880lol
Hmm this game heavily implies that the dev is secretly pretending to be a woman, I don't know, I have my suspicions.
>>746018001No, but if they actually made a good cast of characters who all weren't insufferable and millenial-coded and had a plot and story that didn't make me want to shove rusted spoons in my eyes it proooooobably would have done better.
>>745999598>no gameover rapeBoring.
>>746003487it was actually good, self-contained, and meant to be shelved after completion like any other great retro title
>>745996420>play the game for three minutes>it crashesThanks unreal engine.
>>746030817what is even the porn content then? i just saw a vid in youtube where the character looks lusty but nothing porn related
>>746031373https://shinlalala.itch.io/axyn look at the other screenshots/videos
normalize bottomless outfits
>>746031708Normalize anthro featureless crotches as well
>>746031615ah it looks like you can only have sex with npcs, i guess in other sex game is tradition to have the enemies fuck you but i kinda understand it why it isn't in a game like this since it would mess with the flow of the actual gameplay, in my opinioni still wish there was gameover/defeated sex animations with these characters as pointless as that would be. i only knew about the main guy but holy fuck most of these boys are so cute and sex, huge fan of picrel from lurking on the itchio page
>>745996420I thought Motorslice was a much better game 2bh, it also sold gangbusters. Highly recommended if you love wall running games like Prince of Persia and Mirror's Edge.
>>746033578No thanks.
>>746033578Wish there were more segments that can be done fluidly. Some segments just seem purpose built to be slow.
>>746021475I've seen them also say that men should always have a beard, because beardless men can inspire "impure thoughts" in the mind of other men.Yeah.
>>746033578why does this chick have dots everywhere
>>746035314I think that there's actually a plot reason from what I recall when glancing at threads but don't quote me on that
>>746035314>>746035467It is an ending spoiler, yes.Watch this cool promo trailer instead.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TM60ZlSixo8
>>745996420>character with sex appeal garners curiosity>good gameplay retains attention>no bullshit to drive players awayIt's that easy.
>>745996420Why isn't she wearing pants? O.O
>>746036413Kind of displays the state of the industry. AAA and AA studios that become AAA studios in the old days would make and sell games like this and make bank. Now "they" can't figure it out and blame everyone else.
>sells "millions">44 people playingBiggest indie flop of the century...
>>746033578I got gifted Motorslice and it's alright but the platforming was definitely easier than Pseudoregalia. Motorslice was more linear, kinda like Mirror's Edge in a way with setpieces specifically positioned to jump between, Pseudoregalia had better air control so it relied less on that kind of design.>>746035314Same reason there's a cutscene where she takes her shoes and socks off, and the same reason she steps on the camera when you get too close: the author's barely-disguised fetish.
>>746037108(You)
>>746010086It's hetero porn but for people who don't think they'll ever have a female partner so they cope with the fantasy that femboys are any less picky and spoiled than actual women.
>>746037519idk, I got all collectibles in both games but died way more in Motorslice (500 deaths for all 250 orbs). but yeah Pseudoregalia is much less linear and you can just make your own path by wall kicking random walls, so I'd say it's much easier for that exact reason
>>746010086It's for sexually confused teenagers that can't find anything remotely masculine attractive.
>>746037108oh well. atleast they made moolah from the merch
>>746038292>it's hetero pornIt's not. I'm an incel and the idea of a femboy disgusts me.
>>746038292>>746038558is not that deep bro
>>746038938he probably is
>>746033578More like motorboat
>>745996420 Sell it to me anon. When I scroll the catalog, I see these recurring threads from time to time. What is it about? Has it an interesting story? Has it replay value? When I was going through my discovery queue, I saw a few screenshots and ignored the game. If it's fun and worth my time, I will try it.
>>746041363It's a basic ass platformer game with pretty fun traversal mechanics and a coombait playable character
>>746041363If you have "satisfying platformer movement" autism this game is for you.
>>746041363There is almost no story, just a few notes scattered around, like less than 5. It's just a fun little game with a lot of platforming freedom, made for people who love Super Mario 64 etc. It's entirely non-linear and has no map and rather labyrinthine stages and difficult wall kicking movement, so casuals get filtered out pretty quickly.
>>746041764>so casuals get filtered out pretty quickly.Clarifying question: Is it kaizo shit? Or just hard?
>>745996420CongratulationsYou have just learned why artists go furry
>>746041929Not kaizo, but some of the required jumps would be called "skips" in a more mainstream game. e.g. to get into the theater which is one of the main areas you need to build up enough momentum so that you can wall kick through an S shaped room and land on a high platform at the end. Took me a bunch of tries.
>>746041463>>746041548>>746041764Alright, thank you all, gentlemen, for the clarification. I will give it a fair try later on.
>>746014407So? Drones kill you too, depression healed.
>>746042132Iirc there's a lot of jumps that are hard but doable with only one or two abilities and then if you get all of them particularly the wallride most of the jumps are pretty easy
>>745996420Sex sells. It's as old as prostitution. How are you surprised?
>>746042291why isn't there any game that prominently features sexy quadrupeds with fat rumps like this one
>>746042838Bro your Palworld?
>>746042437I mean if you consider death to be a cure for depression then you can skip the whole enlisting in combat thing in general
what's the deal with this game's development?>demo doesn't look very different from retail>combat is an afterthought to regen HP>two boss fights>those hidden letters that are just decorationsdid they rush the release to capitalize on interest?
>>746038640IIRC Pseudoregalia still sold between 200K and 300K. So nothing to sneeze at for short dev time + micro team.
>>746043416It was a game jam game and is the only thing the dev has ever "finished"The release is just a slightly more polished version of the game jam build and that's all he could manage before his ADD drove him off to make another 7 prototypes for other games
>>746043605TCOAAL is also a game jam game, sometimes these things blow up.
>>746031373There's NPCs you can have sex with, also hidden femboy porn posters on walls and stuff.
>>746042985i wouldn't count it but it is very good in that regard yes
>>745996420the platforming puzzles are actually really really good. On a gameplay basis pseudoregalia set a new bar. All the old 3D platformer games absolutely were NOT giving the player nearly as interesting tools and challenges. Yeah it's short but when no-one is making high quality shit you'll take it even if there's not much of it.
>>746044851So like Celeste-tier but 3D?
>>746002251the best part of pseudoregalia is that you can do just about everything really early on. Getting more tools makes things more easy and less precise, so if you're bad at the game it'll open up new options, but if you're talented, persistent, creative, or just like to experiment you'll have a great time pseudo-sequence-breaking all over the place everywhere. Personally I didn't find the wallrun at all in my playthrough until I had found literally everything else, but the game gives you so much shit that you genuinely don't need it to get everywhere if you apply yourself and think about how to use the tools you do have at every given point
>>746016321how big?
>>745999598Sorry, but the movements sucked in the demo. There's ZERO inertia, for some fucking retarded reason. You just double jump dash everywhere, it's NOT fun. Levels are also kinda mediocre, but the could be improved by better platforming mechanics.I hope it will be improved, but i don't think it will be.
goat hag crotch fluff....
>>745999862In real life the mime gets the furgirl
>>746017904>>746045149imagine all the jiggling after every jump...
>>746026493Variety and all that. Some flat furry girls, some busty ones.
>>746045629how old is she?
>>746026493less furry boobs with BIG furry thighs
>>746047360I was about to reply that I didn't know but that she had the anime "hag lines" under her eyes, but now that I look at her model again, I guess she doesn't. I don't know why I thought she did.
>>746019578you picked up a Phantasy Star Online clone and you got filtered by the loot grind??>>746019935Hey, this JUST got a free update that makes it even longer and it is on sale.It's definitely troon-coded as hell but I enjoyed it quite a bit once I unlocked enough of the upgrades. Nothing is as good as Sybil's wall kick, but it is decent time if you have a little cash to spend.
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>>746022639He's simply too based for this universe. He also says the n word on vrchat
>>745997682Sybil prefers human cock
>>746052869shes 49 years old? too old for me
>>746053006more null facesitting for me then
>>746003078You must have been sick of /v/ when elden ring released
>>745996420Any mods with a farting double jump???????????????????
Where is the new Navy content?
>>746053057>null facesitting.......goddamnit.
>>746026296It is.https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=Knpr3CnUk3Y
>>746056080gives me windows 95 era game music vibes for some reason
>>746056080its a pleasant theme. wish we could go in the giant door
Brapper platformers?
>>745998339She was fucked senselessly and then kissed with a deep French kiss by a small but hung fellow. They kiss PASSIONATELY before, during, and after sex.
>>746041363You'll like it if you like Mario 64 and hot anthro women. And the sound of high-heels click-clacking on marble floors.
>>745996420>is it really that easy?Yeah, yet feminists would rather go bankrupt that make sexy anthro girls.
>>746033578It ok. I refunded cause I thought the world would be fun to move around and explore but I couldnt get into the world. The atmosphere was kinda lacking. Not bad, just eh.
>>746060284cry about itwaahhhwahhhhhhh
>>745996420fat furry thighs and ass with featureless crotch
>>746002360God that's so insanely sexy.
>>745996420is that the cumlog girl
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