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>TGG tells a story about Rob walking down a street as Jason, with Lucia, and he starts to antagonise another couple. The woman gets pissed off and becomes confrontational with Jason, so Jason tries to diffuse. The woman then shoves Jason and Lucia smacks the woman completely unprompted
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>TGG
the good goy
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Will Rockstar ever catch Cyberleek or will he successfully ride off into the sunset with his big bag of shitcoin money?
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how does her taco smell?
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Thoughts on Jason?
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>>746441325
Holy fvark bros this is all I ever wanted
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>>746441525
A real human bean
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>>746441525
literally me
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>>746441616
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>>746441525
He just like me fr
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>still have to wait almost 3 months
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I believe this confirms gore is in
>>746441441
He will be made a example of 100%
>>746441756
Try 5
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>>746441525
He's growing on me. Him and Lucia still need their own individual trailers though.
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alright let's just get this over with
TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND I GET REAL HIGH
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>>746441796
>>Try 5
What
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>>746441525
Good autistic representation in gaming.
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>>746442010
I'm not buying a console, i'll have to wait until it shows up on Steam
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>>746441616
Muscular Jason + obese Lucia combo
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>>746442123
LMAO. He thinks he's getting a PC port in 5 months
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>>746442123
PC version is already available, anon. Here's some gameplay from the PC version.
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>>746442239
he never said that
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>>746442157
tumblr art
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>>746441796
>I believe this confirms gore is in
An article already confirmed it's in just toned down from RDR2's level of gore.
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>>746442309
Fuck you
>>746442239
I trust the plan
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>>746441525
my hubby
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>>746441796
I probably have to wait like a year+ for the PC version

>>746441325
>The woman then shoves Jason and Lucia smacks the woman completely unprompted
Wife material.
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beware the devil woman
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>>746442123
PC port in february, trust the plan.
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>>746442459
>I probably have to wait like a year+ for the PC version
It all depends when they are releasing Online 2

>>746442515
I am trusting
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>>746442446
You seem excited for the game but you don't have a console? Idk anon. That is going to be a rough wait. It'll be even worse when it finally comes out and it takes over the media. Everyone will be talking about it and playing it. It will be unavoidable. Especially spoilers.
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>>746441325
Women are men now chud. Just be submissive and let the big booty latina take charge
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>>746442496
>people still don't realize some of the music is spoiling the story
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>>746442596
>Just be submissive and let the big booty latina take charge
Hell yeah
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>>746442578
I don't mind spoilers
It will be the same as the wait for V to come out on PC. Although considering RDR2 not as long
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>>746442562
>It all depends when they are releasing Online 2
With how big the budget for this game was and how money hungry investors are it can't take that long. Early 2027 at the latest.
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>>746442637
>pound town
hmm I wonder
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>>746442446
>>746442515
>>746442562
That was just some articles speculating, anons. Don't get your hopes up.
I doubt it'll be any sooner than September next year.

I should've just ignored the leaks and the netflix shit.
Fucking Take2 and their double-dip shit blueballing me.
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So Lucia is definitely taking advantage of Jason and how he's sort of a dumb but loyal brute, right? I even think Brian is probably using him to some degree. Maybe Cal is his only real loyal bro
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Who was in the wrong here?
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>>746442745
>antagonist is a a KoS bloodthirsty fed
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>>746442684
>>746442714
Whatever they do, I just hope they don't release Online for consoles only. That will really fuck over PC players (again)
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>>746442596
>Just be submissive and let the big booty latina take charge
You don't have to tell Jason twice.
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>>746442745
this guy for not neutralizing the threat
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>>746442790
I doubt Mendez will be the final antagonist
The synopsis say they get into a state-wide conspiracy
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>>746442745
it's been awhile since I watched the extended release but I think a CI told laww enforcement they were heavily armed so they just went in guns blazing. live by the sword, die by the sword.
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>>746442886
I watched this trailer with my buddy who is a huge wrestling fan and he about lost his shit when he saw this.
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>>746442897
Who was it implied to be who called Raymond on the phone? They seemed to know each other and he tipped him off about the raid.
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>>746441325
>GTA San Andreas
>recruit gang member
>start fight with a random ped
>your gang member jumps in and fights him completely unprompted
Wow, amazing technology. Never seen before.
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>>746442998
can't remember exactly but I think it was the guy that Lu and J went to pick up the dope for.
he dropped dime on the deal.
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>>746442998
>>746443134
Boobie?
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>>746443092
>Rando gang member is replaced with a fat assed Latina GF
Bravo Rockstar!
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>>746443172
Do we know what he sounds like yet?
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>>746443134
>>746443172
No boobie is black, guy on the phone sounded Hispanic or something
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>>746441325
At least use the real pic, OP.
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>>746443092
>>recruit gang member
Sounds like you prompted it bro
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>>746442739
Yeah Lucia is taking advantage of Jason by taking all his kindness and only giving him back her unconditional love. Horrible!
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>>746442739
Brian seems to care about him at least a little, he doesn't charge him rent and he looks out for Jason by dropping a little sage wisdom on him.
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>people not discussing Brian's conversation with Jason
That's why I don't think he's a glowie. We know he was an orphan, joined the military at a young age, and was a Marauder (in universe version of a Marine), so he's an uneducated jarhead. He's never had much, he lives in Brian's home that's falling apart, and he's the handyman fixing it up. The second trailer we see him going around to do mundane shit, buy beer, collect money for Brian, work out. Pretty basic. As soon as Lucia is out of prison, he gets involved with more and more crime. She's bad for him, clearly. People have been saying "girl boss", but she is using him as the muscle. Jason isn't a talker, he's a man of few words. But he's a trained efficient killer, and a big mother fucker. She's the one who will inevitably want more and more. More money, more cars, nicer clothes, a bigger house, and Jason being a jarhead who only understands violence and loyalty will follow her right to their deaths. That's my thoughts anyways.
https://youtu.be/AJwwIDCeqoU
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>>746443668
Anyone who thinks he's a glowie is a dumbass. Guy's just ex-military.
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>>746441525
Hes Arthur's grand son
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>>746443825
>in the van Jason, we're cargo
>copy
>the moment shit goes down he goes completely silent and into straight killer mode
Even the way he handles guns is like a trained killer. His gameplay segments we saw was Terminator shit.
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>>746442950
I used to watch wrestling with my cousins
I lost my shit
a true blast from the past
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>>746442739
Both Lucia and Brian seem to care about Jason desu
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>>746443930
Fucking love this webm. One of my all time favorites. So fucking glad we get this dialogue system in a GTA game now. I can't wait to antagonize and assault random peds
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>>746441525
literally me and my gf
I just really don’t like the voice acting. It’s weird sometimes he almost sounds decent and then other times it’s like he has dip in his mouth all the time.
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>>746443172
>>746442998
Boobie is the dude on the left.
He owns he Jack of Hearts strip club, a bunch of real-estate and I think he also owns the record label DreQuan (dude on the right) works at. Said label recently signed Real Dimez, the rapper group made up of those two black chicks.

Looks like Jason is friends with DreQuan and that might be how him and Lucia end up meeting Boobie and the Real Dimez chicks.

Ernesto is the name of the dude that calls before the cops show up at the drug den. I don't think we know what he looks like yet.
I think he's someone with contacts within the PD that keeps them away from Raymond's operation.
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>>746443668
>was a Marauder (in universe version of a Marine)
>website says he was in the Army
Marinebros aren't gonna like that if they fuck that up
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>>746444056
>why boobie ain't picking it up himself? ain't ever thought of that?
>... No...
KINO
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>>746443930
You're a good man, Arthur Morgan. A good man. Would Jason being Arthur's descendant be kino or cheap?
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>>746444056
This game might make me a little less racist if it has based nogs. Little Jacob is /ourguy/, Ceasar was peak beaner, and DreQuan seems like he might be a bro.

>people think it's woke having black people in Florida
>these black people are depicted as drug slinging criminals
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>>746444195
It would be contrived and unnecessary.
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I like Jason being a little retarded and awkward rather than a total chad
Add to the charm like it did for Henry being dumbass
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>>746441525
His voice literally sounds like someone turned the pitch way down on his audio.
Thought it was some anti copyright measure when I skipped ahead in a video and heard it.
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>>746443668
>>746444115
>Marine
I thought he was a Ranger?
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>>746444179
>Yo.... Is Raymond around?
>nah never heard of him
>[awkward silence before Lucia steps in]
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>>746441525
About as charismatic as my teapot
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>>746444308
If he really is autism coded, I would actually think that is cool and interesting as fuck. He's a handsome big dumb brute, unlike any other GTA protagonist. Also he's literally me
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>>746441525
exudes monstrous amounts of BWC energy
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>>746444443
It's funny, at the very beginning of the trailer he tries telling her not to do that (talk for him) in his own autistic way, but we see that it's pretty necessary. Jason's way of getting in there would probably be by force if he had his way.
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Jason's character arc will be going from a reclusive autist to a giga chad with autistic qualities.
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>>746444510
>Patriots are in control
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>>746441756
Well May 25 doesn't feel like that long ago. The time should fly by
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>>746444510
So his Army tattoo is canon and there from the start, huh?
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>>746444056
>Looks like Jason is friends with DreQuan
Something like that.
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>>746444634
I remember laughing on that day at a calender event I had set up on my phone that said "GTAVI release date supposedly", and sure enough it was delayed. They better be locked in on that November release date because I'm going to take those days off work.
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>>746444383
He was actually part of the 101st Airborne Division.
Served under Matthew Baker.

>>746444308
Henry was merely pretending.
There are actually some pretty funny high intelligence/scholarship dialog scenes in KCD2.
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>>746444574
That would be really funny if Lucia stepping in for him is only because she knows he'll just beat and shoot them kek
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>>746444710
>your friends can't be friends with your girlfriend
Oh yeah, you're cuckbrained. BTW he daps up Jason first and hangs out with him alone in that trailer
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even as a bit of an incel i can recognize that a female protag opens up interesting writing opportunities for random encounters and shit.
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>>746444383
All we officially know is that he was Army. But the tattoo looks like a Ranger tattoo and his preorder pistol literally has the Ranger Regiment's motto on it, so it's a safe bet.
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>>746444752
I guarantee the game is playable all the way through now they're probably just working on the more egregious bugs.
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>>746444548
True. Right from the start they all tried to intimidate him but he didn't care at all and his aura had them back away.
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>>746441525
Very obvious from the leaks that he was going to be this trashy deep south guy but they traded that out for a bland military ken doll. No idea why, but if I had to guess it's probably because they want to make him easy to self insert into.
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>>746444809
yeah I know it's just a funny screenshot
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>Jason is completely stoic and has no real personality or humor
>he perks up as soon as he finds the C4 and radio
>taunts them on the radio before blowing them up
He comes to life when it's taking human lives lmao. Wish someone had a clip of his facial expression when he picks up the C4 and radio and looks back at the elevator. The look on his face when the idea comes to him was the most emotion he showed in the whole trailer
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>>746441616
I sure hope you can make her fatter than this
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>>746443668
The only thing you're wrong about is the orphan bit. Jason grew up around grifters and crooks. It doesn't explicitly say he was an orphan, but almost every GTA protag with a developed backstory didn't have a dad or they died. Hell, that might be Lucia's too since her father isn't mentioned beyond he taught her to fight when she was young.

Rest tracks as either stated or heavily implied by available lore.
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>>746444871
Game releases in three months. All they're working on now is bug fixing, optimization, and online.
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>>746444260
Agreed.
In trailer 2 when the dude with the cornrows accuses Jason of being a fed he tries to deescalate the situation.
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>>746444871
>>I guarantee the game is playable all the way through now
The game director Rob Nelson said he did a playthrough in February and it took him around 80 hours. So it's probably been content complete since last year.
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>>746441525
Sounds like a parody voice of some call of duty, radio-only npc. There's no way they didnt notice.
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>>746444830
Are Rangers badass irl? Is Jason the real deal?
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>>746445047
This?

If he joined the Army to go straight and made it into a fucking SF unit, he found something he was good at.
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>>746445047
>>Jason is completely stoic and has no real personality or humor
Why do some people think being stoic isn't a personality?
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>>746444929
I know it was probably a placeholder, but his voice in those original 2022 leaks is hilarious compared to what we have now. He sounded like a strung out trailer park junkie. Kinda looked like one too.
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>>746445298
And that would have been way better. Lucia looks pretty much the same except she no longer has resting bitch face.
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>>746444752
I still remember when me and a friend were talking Cyberpunk releasing soon and I jokingly said something like "imagine they delay it again!" and it literally happened the next day.
Turned out they should've delayed it even more but I still loved playing through it..

>>746445143
Strauss Zelnick said they want to spend a lot of time working on testing and fixing things before release.
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>>746441893
How come there is still no gif of this shit?
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>>746444752
>They better be locked in on that November release date because I'm going to take those days off work.
Since the marketing campaign has started for better and for worse the November release date is locked in. GTA VI will release before Half Life 3.
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>>746442745
I know you only see color but I think they're trying to show how unhinged the guy killing the other dude is. Not any sort of actual statement. Also Tenpenny had a white dimwit lackey and no one cared then
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>>746445432
maybe here?
>>746442561
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>>746442745
The one lying on the ground
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>>746443092
Are there any fun mods for San Andreas? Can you play the campaign multiplayer?
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>>746443668
>>746444383
>>746444115
>Marauder (in universe version of a Marine),
Marauder = In game version of a Ranger
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>>746441441
Cyberjeet is already rotting in a Guantanamo Bay basement with his teeth ripped out of his skull. Kikestar has a lot of glowie friends..
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>>746445282
Insane how good the lighting is
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>>746445843
What's cooler a Marine or a Ranger?
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>>746445103
Jason must get that a lot, idk how he can even operate in the environment kek
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>>746445978
Rangers are spec ops
Marine are just low iq
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>>746444260
>B...b...but they're criminals
>Crime
>Not racially segregated

One of the worst drug dealers I've ever known as a Floridaman stooped to having black suppliers and dealing to blacks. You don't do that, it's not how things work. Gta6 having Jason be best frens with a bunch of niggas out of get shorty violates the setting or means he is absolute fucking trash.

South Americans is a different story. That's usually friend of a friend rules on association. Relatively arms length but respectable. With lots of drunk driving and doing their own drugs. They could have written a whole story just about effectively Columbians and their swamp mudder buddy Jason but by leeks and drops they've fucked that up completely.
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>>746445978
Ranger because they share the same name as those cool guys from FNV.
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>>746445886
>fucking with a company willing to drop $2b on a single game
What was the endgame? They literally hooked up the 2022 leakers balls to a car battery until he was foaming at the mouth and left him in a mental hospital with a lobotomy
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>>746445843
He looks like a PTSD riddled hobo vet here and I mean that in the best way possible.
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>>746446023
Literally everyone at the building in the intro of the extended look was treating him like a fed.
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>>746446023
>>746446152
Can't a White boy commit a little crime without getting fedjacketed?
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>>746446060
And that dude from Quake.

>>746445896
Yeah, I was very impressed by the lighting of the scenes in the car with Raul.

>>746446247
And then they have the nerve to say you can't be racist against white people,
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>>746444443
https://youtu.be/-DSVDcw6iW8?si=hDeTYkVmsH8lAduR&t=51
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>>746446247
my fantasies of being a white boy in the hood are unrealistic, we can't all be Eminem
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>>746446339
It was funny how they cut to Lucia fighting off three guys after this scene.
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>>746446339
Pretty detailed arm hair not gonna lie
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>>746446307
the lighting will be good, can't wait to explore everything just for the atmosphere
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>>746441525
why does he look like a confused pup (all of the time)?
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>first ever literally me character in a vidya
>it's in the 2 billion dollar Rockstar game
Dangerously based
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>>746446053
Depends on the level of operation
Gangs put their hang ups aside to make money
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>>746446546
Ate too many crayons during his stay in the army.
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>>746446545
>fill up the tank in my offroad vehicle
>pick up Lucia
>it's the middle of a rainy night
>drive out to the wilderness to find Skunk Ape
It's going to be so kino, and no PCfriends to ruin all the secrets and easter eggs in the game by data mining
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>>746446546
It could be tech thing but seems like concious choice because rest of the NPCs look normal
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>>746441525
he seems dull with a first impression, but people didn't like Arthur at first either. the sense I get from him is that he is probably a lot like Franklin in that he could be a very good, almost heroic-like person if he just had better influences
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>>746446546
To be fair, they thought they were just meeting Raul after doing a little delivery for him. I don't blame him for being confused.

Actual speculation, he's spent most of his time chilling with Cal and Brian doing some light drug running. These bigger criminals probably confuse him.
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>>746446751
>>drive out to the wilderness to find Skunk Ape
They'll probably stick to Florida only cryptids but I hope they say screw it and throw in some other guys like Mothman and a Wendigo.
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>>746446546
>>>/wsg/6223451
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>>746446836
In the 2022 leaks there was a sign that had the local wilderness on it, and one of them was skunk ape with a question mark
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>>746442596
Sir yes sir!
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>>746446836
I hope they add lovecraftian shit in the sea
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>>746446945
Anon, we've been over this already.
You'll have to wait for GTA Japan of you want tentacle monsters and catgirls.
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>>746444000
Me too
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>>746446945
I hope they dont because i will spray shit out of my ass in panic if they do
But I am super excited to scuba around and find shit in the ocean trenches
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>>746447038
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>>746446945
At they very least they should throw in Nessie.
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>>746441525
the worst main characters of all the GTA series alongside lucia
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>>746447114
>>746446945
>>746446836
man you guys are gonna be disappointed
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>>746447114
Imagine sailing trying to reach the end of the map then suddenly a fuckhuge monster appear under your jetski to kill you like the GTA V shark
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>>746441325
>TGG tells a story about Rob walking down a street as Jason
Except no one walks anywhere in GTA, so when events like this fire for actual players they've already run 50 feet away from from the NPCs they were supposed to interact with, activated some catch up mechanic for their companion, and broke and whatever script the event was running.
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>>746447198
Full map leak confirmed we're getting at least one (1) cryptid, Two-Toed Tom.
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>>746441756
>for the $100 demo
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>>746447168
>saying this when trevor, michael and franklin exist
>>746447237
literally says its a random npc and he used antagonize
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>>746447332
I agree with Trevor and Franklin, but go easy on Michael.
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>>746447212
Fuck me dude
Looks at these sea giants is terrifying
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>>746447262
that's just a sign indicating alligators or an alligator trophy
what makes you think it's a cryptid
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>>746447262
>lummox county
probably full with angry rednecks. reminds me of one specific mountain in rdr2. the spooky music is so good there.
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>>746442886
High-poly Brian is the antagonist. The boomer who gave the threatening carousel story
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>>746447212
Nigga you're gonna make me afraid of the gta ocean and the game isn't even out chill
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>>746447198
No i won't because cryptids were shown on the 2021 leaks
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>>746447467
Crown on his head makes me think it's a legendary animal, if you're gonna have a legendary gator may as well make it a local cryptid. Also Skunk Ape was mentioned in the 2022 leaks so we know they aren't afraid of putting in at least one cryptid.
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>>746446804
you don't have a lot of real world experience do you?

it's also mega stupid, that Raul fag didn't give him the gun muzzle up
let's say it's in the bag stock up, then you hold it midsection and give it muzzle up, flipping it while handling. or you keep it muzzle down and Gayson flips it to the window, all the while looking towards where the gun will be pointing but not give the gun a bewildered look but handle it like you've handled it 1000 times before. it's not like he received an AK.
if it's stored muzzle up, you give it to him with the muzzle pointing towards the window

if he had contentions about handling a gun towards cops, they should've given him an expression of anger and a one-sided head shake

really shit writing and execution. this is a gay and lifestyle simulator not a crime simulator

fucking zoomer trash game. that fucking TGG is a massive faggot and so is wokestar. hope this shit goes up in flames and burns their dicks off. it's what they truly want anyway
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>>746446672
>Tv told me...
It just is not how it works.
>But at higher levels of the operation surely...
There is not integrated wholesome chungus gangs. Besides cartels selling to black gangs as a necessity of business what are you even picturing?

Jason dealing with black street criminals is unrealistic for Miami, the risk and threat of doing so make it the sole purview of the dumbest, poorest, most down bad wiggers alive. You'll get arrested by snitching, robbed of money buying drugs, robbed of drugs selling drugs, etc. etc. doing that shit. There is a fucking reason San Andreas doesn't have a white CJ
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>>746447515
>The boomer who gave the threatening carousel story
I didn't interpret that as him threatening Jason, more like he was trying to give him some advice out of genuine concern. Final antagonist is probably going to be Raul after he either gets jealous of Jason and Lucia's success or paranoid that they'll backstab him.
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>>746447510
Lummox County needs to be jammed to the brim with random encounters and weird shit to find to justify its existence.
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>>746445886
He is a hohol
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>>746441893
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>>746447262
Is the map really like 4 times better than Los Santos
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>>746448021
probably will have a few surprises
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>>746447903
>Jason dealing with black street criminals is unrealistic for Miami
Literally every single nigga looks at him suspiciously and he only gets in because of the contact
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>>746447332
>>saying this when trevor, michael and franklin exist
at least they have some form of over the top personality, jason is a mute cuck faggot and lucia is just this vapid annoying girl boss that looks like a tranny and built like a fridge
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>>746443930
I made my Arthur an incel chud who would onky kill women
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>>746446856
yea
i got my own gaypegged of that moment
that was even before seeing everyone clowning that exact still. the individual hivemind noticing is real
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>>746448323
There is no more iconic duo than smug anime girl reaction images and being a huge fucking faggot who is also possibly schizophrenic
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>>746441525
>can have any white girl
>hangs around with a monkey
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>>746448174
Probably. Vice City looked huge in the airplane leak and that shot of the skyline at the end of the extended look.
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>>746448323
>lucia is just this vapid annoying girl boss
Which trailers did you guys watch?
All she ever said was "hey we should talk more and I'll pick the outfit for you"
Both are pretty reasonable gf things to say
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i'm interested to see what story changes occur depending on whether you play jason as an mgtow that ignores lucia compared to an average meanbitches subscriber
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>>746448265
And if he isn't literally a fedboy he's putting himself into a farcical situation doing that. But besides street hoods if he has random high level le cool black crimer connections as suggested that makes the whole game story dumb in the face of it. And it isn't like only white guys from Florida will notice, how true to life do you think this looks to the nba2k playing demographic.
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>>746448323
>all those buzzwords
You mistake "having a personality" for being loud, cocky, and quippy all the time. Jason is supposed to be stern, high vigilant and a no-nonsense character to contrast with Lucia.

>>746448430
I was not agreeing with your schizophrenia
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>>746442745
The nigger, for being black.
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>>746441525
Silent autistic type with "come pick me up mommy Lucia" vibes
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>>746448174
>>746448174
>“Vice City [from GTA 6] alone is twice the size of Los Santos from GTA 5. The built-up areas outside the city are actually 11 times the size [of the previous one],” he revealed. This is because the rest of the map will not only consist of rural areas, but also several smaller cities.”
-Rob Nelson, Rockstar

As for the actual map area I think we don't know yet.
I guess you could compare how much of the map of GTA5 is taken up by Los Santos (essentially how may LS can you fit in the map of 5) and then do the same with Leonida and Vice City. Since you know VC is 2x LS then you could get an approximation of how many LS it takes to fill out the map of Leonida and then you can compare the two directly maps directly using the size of LS as a measurement unit.
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is the next game going to be RDR3?
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>>746444548
>>746444906
you are 12
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>>746448605
I mean GTA 4 is the most grounded one, more than 6 is going to be and even in that game you were doing a lot of action hero shit but grounded segments still landed well for the most part

I can also point unrealistic aspects of max payne 3 where it starts off with you shooting 7 guys in total but they end you kill half brazil because it's a video game
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>>746448967
cuck spotted
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>>746448990
Your skin is the color of poop lol
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>>746448973
If it is the MC should be Jack with an era shift to the early prohibition era.
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>>746449067
it isn't but you are 100% 12
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>>746448967
>come pick me up mommy Lucia
Not wrong since she does buy his clothes for him.
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>>746441525
he is a redneck not sure why even bother with Lucia
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what a sad guy

https://youtu.be/xmn8UFDxcV4
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Why does he speak so quiet and monotone? could barely hear what he said during the netflix special
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>>746449224
>>746439664
Buy an ad
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>>746448723
cool. cause whoever you're arguing with, doesn't exist
>>746448723
>Jason is supposed to be stern, high vigilant and a no-nonsense character to contrast with Lucia
he is none of that
>Mumble Morgan 2.0

Take-Two PR in the comments
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>>746448323
TRVKE.
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>>746449224
>>746449301
>>746449338
I see, the new doomcuck discord debrief is shit on Jason
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Do you think it will have a bunch of interiors like GTA IV that you can explore at any time or will it be more like V that only allows you to enter during missions?
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>>746448973
>GTA
>RDR
>GTA
>RDR

MAKE SOMETHING NEW ROCKSTAR
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>>746449301
Because he's literally me not some nigger TikTok streamer
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>>746449519
A bunch, they already confirmed there's hundreds of interiors. Most likely going to trump the rest of the series combined.
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>>746448967
Based
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>>746449556
They were thinking about making a medieval game for a bit but it went nowhere sadly. Agent never ever as well.
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>>746448973
Table Tennis 2
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>AndyPantsGaming
Whenever someone points to that retard's opinions as something worthy of attention you know he's a troglodyte.
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>>746441525
He's a reddit tier cuck
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>>746449812
What are other tiers of cuck
And what's the difference between cucking and hotwifing?
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>OH SHIE-
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>>746449652
Nice, i might just ignore the story as soon as freeroam is available and explore the map
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>>746449519
one of the leaks said this will be the gta with the most interiors
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>>746449029
>Most detailed GTA simulation to date according to rockstar
>Most cartoonish representation of crime and main story because we need blacks in it... because ok?!

The funny thing is they could have given Jason a vain black girlfriend, a true to life oildrilling low class Florida white guy story, to make him brush against "black culture" in the shithole part of dade county but that would be tantamount to a buckbreaking for the rest of the audience. Instead torta girlfriend will suplex gangbangers for her man.
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>>746450126
Why do twitter tourists keep calling her a sandwich
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>>746441525
No thoughts whatsoever.
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>>746450126
>>Most detailed GTA simulation to date according to rockstar
It technically most detailed
Things themselves are absurd
Just look at the trailer 1
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>>746443302
I see couples like this daily
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>>746450060
Gotta feeling the cops are gonna have bigger role in the story, not like just some guys to shoot in a mission, but relevant to the plot, kinda like Pinkertons in RDR2
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>>746441525
Terminator hardware on crayon muncher OS
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>>746448174
>Half of gta6 maps main city is a 1:1 scale international airport
>Remove that and "playable area" of main urban hub almost the same
>Urban Road density lower with larger plots with bigger building models (non interactable)

It looks like they're making it bigger by wasting your time with driving length. Urban areas added up is more like 2-3x the ps3 game but they doesn't mean they filled it with anything.
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>>746449224
>youtu.be/xmn8UFDxcV4
>>746449425
"funny"

he might've started out as grifter but it's not like he isn't right
he sounds like v personified, even more so than the other cuck with his blonde mother, but it's not like he's wrong
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>>746450513
You are mixing up andyfag and Synth

Andyfag is real grifter while Synth is just depressed and loves v tumor
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>>746450246
You're gonna see even more after GTA VI drops.
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jiggle physics
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>>746441525
he's a certified chad ex-military autismo, so he's uberbased, maybe even a sigma
and the people that keep trying to drag him into the dirt, I am reminded of the time when the second trailer dropped and there were anons posting that shirtless jason pic and unironically saying he was ugly and a redditor
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>>746450306
They clearly are. Jason and Lucia stumble upon some corrupt cops and their operation, get caught, and now have their leader Mendez hunting them down. Still don't think he's the main villain but he'll be a big one.
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>>746450306
Given that Mendez was featured prominently in Trailer 2, we saw him again in the extended look yelling at the other cops after murdering a dude and Jason and Lucia being afraid of him I think dirty cops will definitely be a big part of the story.
Especially in a place called Vice City based on Miami.
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>>746450838
>Star wars outlaws.jpg
I see rockstar swooped up those shitcanned Ubisoft devs, truly money well spent.
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>>746450838
jiggle physics
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>>746450838
We need to see her ass at max fatness.
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>>746441525
>Thoughts on Jason?
I like him more that he seems like a autist than before when he was shown as Chad Thundercock
A real human bean
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>>746443302
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>>746450838
Just realized that guy isn't security, does this mean during robberies you'll occasionally have civilians trying to play hero and stop you?
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>>746443930
>>746444195
>>746444306
They're not in the same universe. If you would've paid attention to RDR1 they have California and RDR2 have San Francisco and New York. GTA HD universe have San Andreas, San Fierro and Liberty City.
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>>746451186
Seems like it
Should be fun
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>>746451270
There's a lot of inconsistencies, but there's some stuff in GTA VI suggesting a connected universe, in a screenshot you can see an RDR US president on a dollar bill and in the 2022 leak Jason can find and wear Arthur's hat.
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>>746451270
>They're not in the same universe
Also Florida is mentioned in GTA 5
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>>746444000
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>>746444000
Im gonna antagonize blacks into self defense situations
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>>746451490
Anon i think i know what your Jason looks like
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>Jason gets locked up for shooting a nigger
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>>746441525
Literally pic related facial expression.
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>>746451210
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>>746450630
>real grifter
like i said, he might've started out as one but he sounds like he started to believe it. it's not like he wasn't a religious nut bag to begin with. (not that i disagree with his cringe. ...)

i can't stand listening to him but that toothless rat motherfucker giggles along like a little girl whenever he watches one of shartypants' videos

as for the other motherfucker, he's one stone-throw away from Mumble Morgan
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>>746451613
>>746451723
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>>746451613
>>746451723
The resemblance is uncanny.
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>>746451447
The way I’ve always interpreted it is that in the GTA/RDR universe our place names are either larger regional names or they’re informal areas. For Instance “Florida” exists in GTA but it’s more of a nickname for a certain part of the country that includes the state of Leonida. New York which is mentioned in RDR is a nickname for Liberty City. Kind of like how IRL “Cascadia” refers to Oregon and Washington
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>>746449338
>>Mumble Morgan 2.0
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>>746450838
you boughted?
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>>746451840
It's actually just a retcon

Remember the world of GTA 5 is flooded because of the US-Australia war
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>>746444000
Only in approved areas, gaymer.
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>>746451490
someone post the greentext of anon pretending to be an easy victim outside of gas stations just to be in multiple self defense shootings in a month
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>>746451946
Wrong, you can do it everywhere with any NPC
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>>746451759
>started to believe it
Which is fucking
Obsessing about culture war stuff in every single game
Ik ik antia started fuck her fuck she's

But i would prefer to have a normal game reviewer guy who doesn't shy away from talking about stuff that relates to culture war without doing all the west has fallen and gaming is dead shit
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>>746444000
Trvked and checked
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>>746441525
i like his character model, but hate his voice acting. he mumbles like he has a dick in his mouth
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>>746451840
Cascadia will become a real nation though.
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>>746447725
Thanks for this, anon. I had a good laugh.
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>>746442674
True, GTA VI is the same garbage game like GTA V, so that checks out
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>>746452052
His voice acting's growing on me, but it's a little odd because in some scenes he speaks way more clearly than others. Like in the leaked cutscene where him and Cal are talking on a boat he's mumbling way less.
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>>746452261
What a weird melty
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>>746452497
What a weird cope

NTA
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>>746451915
No but I probably will soon. I was thinking of getting the Ultimate Edition, but I probably won't since I'll never touch the game on my PS5 again when it comes out on PC. Should just save myself the extra twenty bucks in the long run rather than spending one hundred bucks twice.
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>>746452497
Talking about weird, you can't afford a console and yet you talk about buying GTA VI anyways, so what's going on? Are you getting paid to advertise?
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>>746452594
I like how she blocks the punch with both her hands, but what's stopping the guy from hitting her with his left is another story.
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>>746452629
What cope?
>>746452640
No, i do it for free
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>>746452697
>I do it for free
But I already knew that part, that's why I'm asking you
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>>746452742
I talk about GTA VI because i'm excited to play it, and i do it for free
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>>746452594
addendum, the ass jiggle while she punches is mesmerizing
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>>746452697
>Everyone who voices their dislike for what was shown in the GTA VI trailer is having a meltdown

This cope.
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>>746452594
that dude in the blue tank top threw his fist right thru the bicep of guy with unbuttoned shirt on
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>>746452843
But you didn't voice your dislike for what it was shown, you quoted me saying some bullshit
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>>746451430
>>746451447
Just easter eggs
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>>746452832
So your hype for this game amounts to not playing it at release, watching gameplay walkthroughs and waiting for months before the buggy PC port releases. I feel vindicated.
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>>746452638
I hope you're pirating on PC.
You're already buying it for the PS5, dude, don't pay twice for the game.
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>>746452638
i was trolling but being earnest, be a smart buyer
>you will be able to upgrade to the ultimate version
no need to sperg out on shit that hasn't been vetted yet

>https://www.xbox.com/en-US/games/store/grand-theft-auto-vi-ultimate-edition-upgrade/9PN4LLBR8RCH
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>>746452836
Whoever petitioned for jiggle physics needs to be promoted thrice.
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>>746453038
Whatever makes you sleep at night man
>buggy PC port
lol
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>>746453095
>Whoever petitioned for jiggle physics needs to be promoted thrice.
Very true
She even have them while piloting bikes
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>>746452906
>Dur, look at me pretending not to know what you are talking about

What a retard, kek.
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>>746453073
It's retarded, but I like me cheevos and seeing how many hours I have in a game.
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>>746453127
It is gonna be buggy unless you have a high end rig, which I doubt since you can't afford a $500 console
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>>746453092
>>you will be able to upgrade to the ultimate version
Didn't know about this. Thanks, I'll just wait to see what exactly is in there and then decide if I want whatever it is or not.
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>>746453182
Why is Lucia so white here?
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>>746453193
Who are you quoting

>>746453284
I have a 3060 TI, 32gb and i5
The only Rockstar bugged PC port i ever played was GTA 4, and apparently they patched it because i could play it normally a few days ago
Their PC port of RDR2 is incredibly well optimzed

>>746453374
Lighting
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I am actually looking forward to a vidya for once bros. Excited enough I'll take off work to play it. Feels good
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>>746453407
>3060 TI, 32gb and i5
>high end rig
Maybe in the third world country you live in
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>>746453374
Lucia is Huwhite
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GTA 6 Online may not arrive until 1-2 years after launch, according to Forbes.

Rockstar Games has yet to reveal or discuss its plans for multiplayer, with GTA 6 launching on November 19.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/paultassi/2026/08/29/why-rockstar-has-said-nothing-about-gta-6-online-so-far/

>>746453527
It's more powerful than a PS5
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>>746453407
Hahaha my computer from 2017 is better than this
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>>746448723
>You mistake "having a personality" for being loud, cocky, and quippy all the time.
its everyone these days, i blame the organized invasion of the west by turd worlders and their izzat system for this
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>>746453562
>It's more powerful than a PS5
And yet you can't afford one, weird
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>>746453659
I can afford one i just choose not to because
1) i will only use it to play GTA 6 and
2) i suck playing with a controller

>>746453580
Good for you
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>>746453562
>GTA 6 Online may not arrive until 1-2 years after launch
Not a chance in hell that they'll wait that long. They need those sharkcard bucks asap.
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>>746453095
>I work at r* on the new gta
>cool what do you do?
>I make the ass bounce
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>>746453562
>GTA 6 Online may not arrive until 1-2 years after launch, according to Forbes.
Eh, that's just Tassi's speculation.
I don't think Take2 wants to delay the launch of GTAO 2 (or whatever they end up calling it) too much because it's where the bulk of their profit will come from. Sure, GTA6 will sell very very well but that's peanuts compared to what they can rake in from the online game.
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>>746453951
>>I make the ass bounce
The only proper way to respond is to thank them for their service.
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>>746453951
>>I work at r* on the new gta
>>cool what do you do?
>>I make the ass bounce
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>>746453780
Isn't GTA 6 all you gonna play anyways? Wasn't this game developed to be played with a controller for the best experience? I'm still not convinced you are that excited to play this garbage and I don't blame you
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>>746453562
except for Lucy Liu and that one other thin chick, i find them all unattractive. i don't understand the infatuation with them. you must be asian

god that barron girl is such a perfect little fuckbox
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>>746454083
>Isn't GTA 6 all you gonna play anyways?
For a good while it will
>Wasn't this game developed to be played with a controller for the best experience?
And
>I'm still not convinced you are that excited to play this garbage and I don't blame you
Ok

>>746454143
Funny, i think Lucy Liu is ugly as fuck
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>>746454202
All this fake excitement for a game you won't even play at release. It must be fun being poor.
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>>746453407
>Their PC port of RDR2 is incredibly well optimized
It is now but I remember it being completely broken on launch. Hopefully VI works right out the gate.
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>>746453562
>Thinking gta6 online won't launch exactly 1 quarter after the game to avoid a cataclysmic loss in month over month revenue from the instant collapse of gta5online
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>>746454531
Oh shit, now that you mention it I remember there used to be a bug with one of the cores at launch (on PC).
I think it was the health one where no matter what you did it drained quicker or you couldn't keep your weight up so you always took extra damage or something.

Apart from that I don't recall anything serious. The game didn't launch at first but that was easily fixed with a GPU driver update.
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Insanely and I mean insanely based of Rockstar to make this a single player game first. Not even a passing mention of the multi-player. It'll come, obviously. This game will be kept alive because of it, but it's nice to have an entirely single player focused immersive sim experience from a studio with so much money and talent in 2026
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>>746454841
I honestly think that the Online shit will be sold separately.
They've been super careful with their language in order to make it clear GTA6 is a single player experience.
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>>746454815
I remember trying to play it on launch and the game just didn't work, I'd get maybe 15 frames a second and the physics of everything were fucked. It wasn't the rig I was playing on at the time because I tried to play it again like a month after that and the game worked fine.
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>>746454841
This

Yeah, Rockstar milked GTA Online, but they made RDR2's single player fucking cinema. And they did the same thing here.

Hell, GTA V's gameplay reveal teased Online at the end. They didn't even tease it this time. They made a single player game and they want people to look at it.
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>>746454531
rdr2 was a bit janky on release, people were complaining about stutters etc. it's mostly fine atm, maybe some tiny traversal hitches but nothing major.
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>>746454841
I like to think we could get some single player DLC in the future, but deep down I know that won't happen.
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>>746441525
>she smells nice
>I like that song
>lotsa ugly around here
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>>746454202
>i think Lucy Liu is ugly as fuck
biology and life truly is a wondrous thing
>one man's trash is another man's treasure
fascinating

oddly enough i ran into this tweet today
>https://x.com/Bajanpersuasin/status/2093483870184178029
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>>746454980
They patched the game so that it can run smoother in low end rigs like yours
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>>746455216
>i'm glad i have my gun

>>746455256
I like asians but she's not my type of asians
Too chinese i guess
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>>746441616
mamacita
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>>746455281
It wasn't a rig issue though because after the game stop being totally fucked I could get 60 FPS with high graphics settings.
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>>746455215
>No zombie, alien, or James Bond DLC for V

It still hurts. And apparent Episodes from Liberty City didn't sell well enough for Take Two, so unless Rockstar has a story they REALLY want to tell, we ain't getting anything.
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3d artists are going to go crazy when model rips are out
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>>746455479
>Episodes from Liberty City didn't sell well enough for Take Two
I mean that was a long time ago, they need to give single player DLCs another chance. Guarantee those V DLCs would have sold like hotcakes if they were made, same goes Undead Nightmare 2.
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>>746443668
who the fuck is Brian? The old bastard?
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>>746455697
They need to rip Valentina out ASAP
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>>746455765
Sexo
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>>746455742
Yes
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>>746455714
Rockstar flexes a lot of independence from Take Two. With good reason. So if Rockstar wanted to get creative with DLC and if there's something they really wanted to do, I'd like to think they would.
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>>746455335
>she's pretty
>not sure why she didn't like the dresses I got her
>I like Phil Collins
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>>746455830
notStephen Root will be kino
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>>746441796
Elrubiusomg confirmed you can shoot npcs heads off
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>>746445978
Marines are shocktroops/artillery bait.
Rangers are killers, the hammer of US spec ops.
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>>746448139
unironically looks better in the mod
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>>746441525
Female coomer design. Himbo with no personality
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>>746455882
>DLC where Jason and Lucia get stuck in the Caribbean or Columbia after failing to traffic some drugs and now have to work with or fight a local drug kingpin to get back to Leonida
Come on Rockstar, you know you wanna.
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>>746441525
dead inside
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>>746441525
He sounds like Troy Baker doing a bad Arthur Morgan impression
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>>746456157
Speaking of Caribbean, doesn't this part look like she's in some island instead of Leonida? The buildings reminds me of Cuba
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>>746456054
Source to him saying this?
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>>746456157
Especially if the Project America leaks are true (GTA VI was originally supposed to include Vice City, the Caribbean, and parts of South America).
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>>746452026
proof?
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Cool and all, but is this really what "gaming" is all about?
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>>746456250
The buildings do resemble colonial South American architecture, but it's probably just a uniquely designed shooting range instead of her being in Cuba.
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>>746456250
That's a target range. Given what she's wearing maybe one for training private security forces.

Given the leaks about money laundering and going legit and the last part of the extended look, I wouldn't be surprised if Jason and Lucia go legit by being private security.
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>>746456319
Play the game
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>>746456409
>Given the leaks about money laundering and going legit
?
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>>746456552
In the ancient year of 2022, when the first leaks hit, there was a money laundering property icon in the Hanks Waffle clips.

People think a big part of the game will be buying legitimate businesses like Vice City, VCS, and GTA Online
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>>746456703
That fits with all the talks of spending money being important to progress the story
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>>746455830
man. i wish this game was celshaded. imagine the soul
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>more than 24h later and it barelly passed 12Mi views
It is over
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>>746450838
that's not jiggle physics, sukdeep
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>>746456820
nta but those are ass jiggle physics
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>>746456703
Or maybe it was being robbed because it's laundering front.
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Favorite cover girl? For me it's VI's with 4's in a close second.
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>>746456813
I have 0 interest in paying for netflix so I just watched a Luke Stephens livestream of it and then I torrented a 4k version of the extended look.
Never watched any of the "original" uploads, just my local copy.
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i hate this double dip bullshit. i will pirate it when it finally comes to pc. no more mr good goy
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>>746457064
SA and IV
SA is the cutest in your pic
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>>746457206
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>>746455830
Chad
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>>746456813
I don't think a single white person has ever played or cared about a GTA game. So releasing a 30 minute advertisement to niggs and spics that are used to short form content wasn't the best strategy.
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>>746457323
>I don't think
That much is apparent
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>>746457502
Irish
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>>746457064
All mogged by Candy Suxx.
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>>746442886
>the long awaited sequel
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>>746456310
They probably were, assuming they made some assets for it they could reuse them in a hypothetical DLC that took place in the Caribbean/South America.
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>>746441325
STOP PERVING ON MY LATINA GIRLFRIEND, POPS!! SHE IS MINE! GET YOUR OWN!
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>>746456269
https://youtu.be/3nVF2EY_iHg?t=970

16:10. Turn on subtitles.
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>>746458086
>Click video
>Youtube starts playing an AI English dub
I hate the future, but thanks for providing a source. Hopefully they keep that in.
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>>746457983
She's got a great ass.
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What's the song that plays when Jason is waiting for Lucia to get ready
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>>746458446
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zevxOD9TaY
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strawpoll Who makes a cameo?
>https://strawpoll.com/3RnYXkNeWye
>https://strawpoll.com/3RnYXkNeWye
>https://strawpoll.com/3RnYXkNeWye
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>>746450715
More cushion for the pushing
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>>746458659
Houser already said Schlumpf won’t be in it. My money’s on Niko
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>>746458561
https://youtu.be/W4XiSFyYRE8
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>>746458659
I wish they’d let Tim Dillon host one of the radio stations but he’s way too right leaning for cockstar.
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>>746457064
The lollipop girl from IV is supreme sex
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>>746458848
Nikos actor tried to sue R* and they blacklisted him from ever appearing in their games again. Pretty sure he would have been a cameo in 5 if he hadn't burned that bridge
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>>746459020
From what I understand they’ve made peace with each other since then. We’ll see I guess
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>>746459020
Pretty sure they soft black listed Steven Ogg too
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>>746458948
I wish they had Cumtown Radio and brought those 3 faggots back together
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>>746459127
Kek
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>>746459020
Damn but fitting he was such a bad protagonist
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>>746458659
3D era characters are very unlikely.
IDK... maybe Luís?
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>>746459475
Luis is the only one that really makes sense. Have him as a club owner who took over after Tony overdosed on cock
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>>746459098
>No Trevor cameo ending with him being brutally killed
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>>746459475
I voted for Luis, logically he has some business being there as a club guy, maybe Tony but less so because he wasn't the protagonist. Also some other anon said that he might be related to Lucia.
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>>746459628
Do all GTA VI fanboys hate Trevor because he makes them insecure?
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>>746453407
i have a 5060 ryzen 7-5700x and 32gb and i was getting basically 2k 144 locked in gtav enhanced with everything maxed out with ray tracing enabled
>>746458659
trevor dying in hilariously underwhelming fashion considering ogg fucking hates the character
niko as a 100 percent bonus cameo would be cool
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>>746459475
Manni L Perez followed Luis' VA on social media before going radio silent when autists deduced she was Lucia's VA. People think that means Luis will be in the game. Not a stretch since Lucia is also from LC.
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>>746459804
basically steven ogg who played him loves to bitch about it
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>>746459804
No. I hate that faggot cocksucker because he killed Johnny.
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Are soundbars worth it. Thinking of getting a one before this game comes out.
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>>746443668
>She's the one who will inevitably want more and more. More money, more cars, nicer clothes, a bigger house
yeah based on the leaks and the "jumping off" story seems a big theme of the game will be her dragging him down with her unless he lets go
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>>746460059
What about Trevor?
>>746460114
Johnny let him fuck Ashley, cucks like him deserve getting stomped on
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>>746459938
Huh, very interesting. Maybe he will have a cameo.
Hope he survives it, LMAO

There's a pretty funny clip of her during a podcast.
https://youtu.be/oTyyN1Ylqyk?t=635

For context: they're referring to a small role she had in GTA5.
But the dude just says "Grand Theft Auto" without a 5 so she thinks it's about GTA6 and you can instantly see how she stops smiling, eyes go a bit wide before she starts to uncomfortably deny having worked on any kind of GTA which surprises the dude that asked her the question.
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>>746460525
>Spoiler
Surely they wouldn't, r-right?
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>>746460695
I'm sure they wouldn't.
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so it's 1440p 30fps on base ps5
wish they would release the game on pc at the same time since i'm not spending 100 on two copies
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>>746460525
The Diamond Casino update for GTA Online. I wonder if she'd already been cast as Lucia by that point. Or if it was a Shawn Fonteno situation where they asked one of the people that usually do minor roles to try for something bigger.
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Luis won't die in VI. Niko on the other hand...
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>>746441525
I'm gonna make him one of the God's chosen people.
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>>746459628
You don't need Trevor's VA to kill him off
The most fitting end for a character like Trevor would be killing him off with no cinematics, it just happens instantly with no warning, and the main characters don't care, like if R* just killed off a random NPC
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>>746460924
The Diamond Casino update was all the way back in 2019, it was definitely a Shawn Fonteno situation where that small role ended up springboarding her into a much bigger one.
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>>746461002
Niko would have brutalized Trevor there though
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>>746441525
he sounds retarded, like seriously
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>>746461002
I'm confident that Niko is off limits. Unless they wanted to piss off Dan Houser in particular
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>>746458659
The cameo will be the guy who found the diamonds from the IV heist
He canonically opened a liquor store in Vice City
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>>746448075
kek that would turn even the normalgoys against Rockstar
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>>746457323
>I don't think a single white person has ever played or cared about a GTA game
created by Anglos but sure

it's the ultimate white people roleplay fantasy because that's something a normal person wouldn't want to indulge in.
what type of weirdo are you

with your train of thought and logic, you shouldn't be playing video games at all and tend to gardens
weirdo
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Trailer 3 when? The extended look doesn't count by the way.
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>>746460924
>I wonder if she'd already been cast as Lucia by that point.
I don't think so. Google says the update came out back in July 2019 so the voice work for that was probably done earlier the year if not in 2018.

RDR2 had come out not even a year prior so GTA6 was almost surely either in in pre-production or wrapping up pre-production at best and you don't usually start doing voice work that early in the development cycle of a game because you still need to write most of what your characters will say.
We do know that they did start recording somewhere between then and 2022 because the leaks from 2022 contained voice lines for Lucia. Jason on the other hand sounds quite different so I don't think they had locked in Dylan Rource for the role just yet.
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>>746461526
Heh interesting catch.
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>>746460525
Poor girl
Rockstar suits got her on a chokehold
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>>746441325
Meaning GTA6 is a simp and girl boss simulator, exactly what the gamers want right now. I'm being sarcastic.
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>>746460924
>I wonder if she'd already been cast as Lucia by that point
The voice actor for Dutch had a role in San Andreas
Also Franklin's
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>>746462006
dont know how you got that from the op
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>>746442886
>>746457768
>(((they))) needed rap to destabilize
>first, (((they))) they bought them and brought them, and 160 years later they are still their lapdogs
fascinating behavior

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDl9ZMfj6aE
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>>746462043
Dutch's VA is pretty good ngl.
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>>746461792
>created by Anglos
Marketed to browns and trannies, probably.
Then again, my white consolefag friends haven't said a peep, our group chat hasn't mentioned it at all, so maybe they're not interested either.
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>>746462123
you must be very dense if that's the case. Maybe touch some grass, idk
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>>746462213
>inane schizo babble
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>>746462207
All of RDR2's VAs were great. I feel like Rockstar games have a track record of good voice acting, can't remember the last Rockstar game I played the featured noticeably poor voice acting.
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>>746462043
Holy shit.

I never realized the ammunation guy was Toni's VA. But now I can't unhear it.
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>>746462336
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>>746462336
Sure anon. Go ahead and spend $80 or $100 on the simp and gringo simulator. See if I care. You're all hyped with this garbage game and turns out you forget those who already gave up on AAA are watching from distance laughing at the gamers coping, trashing and hating, fighting each other. Puting a lame couple as main characters was a really stupid decision and anyone could have seen this coming.
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>>746441441
It was likely leaked on purpose to gauge the audience. They're just copying how Steam made Half-Life 2 incredibly popular, but in Rockstar's case, they're trying to see if they're considered too woke. It's a thread the needle play.
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>>746441325
>Slurs toned down to not offend other ethnicities.
>Boring main story.
>Unnatractive main female character.
Is this the first time Rockstar give us a game asking us to try to like it?.
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>>746462185
>>746462212
>>746462596
Pure schizophrenia

>>746462689
>See if I care
What i'm seeing is that you care, a lot even
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>>746445686
at least one online co-op mod is in development right now.
for overall fun mods just look up san andreas youtube videos
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>>746462212
>Marketed to browns and trannies
in late 1990 (GTA 1, 2) and early 2000? yeano
GTA 3 was Zelda for rockers

i guess you are a zoomer fag? year 2000 you still called your friends via walking up to their house doors and asked the parents if they were there. 2000/2001 started to have phones with the Nokia lines and Motorolas but mostly for high school seniors. below that was what each household was comfortable with
>t. Europe
two years before that the rage were pagers

these days it's a generational thing and morphed into a race thing too
i mostly see >40-50 year old nougats being heavily into gaming like that Marlon guy and that one older Xbox shill. collecting all the plastic lol
fascinating behavior
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>>746462825
>>Slurs toned down to not offend other ethnicities.
I'm trying to remember any ethnic slur in any GTA but i can't, can you refresh my mind
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>>746462849
I care enough to see AAA crash and laugh at the coping gamers. That part is funny. In any case the reactions of the game are mixed with lots of cope, lots of criticism, and some actually liking. Doesn't matter, it's not going to change the current downward trajectory of AAA. I only posted to confirm it's the simp simulator. Turns out it is.
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▪ Shown on PS5 dev kit, but Rockstar says they're "happy" with how it runs on Xbox too. Not ready to talk PS5 Pro enhancements just yet.

▪In a world random event cops are searching for "a furry in the area" in the middle of the night and telling residents to stay indoors.

▪Huge focus on enterable buildings, not everything in the world is enterable, but way more than before. NPC density is high and the world feels natural. Appearances aren't randomized, they reflect who the character is.

▪Car culture is a MASSIVE focus. Customization depth like a full driving game.

▪ TV isn't just ads, they saw a soap opera and a Family Guy like cartoon where every character looks like a dick. Rockstar hired animators to make full episodes.

▪ Rockstar knows some players struggled with RDR2's slower pace. They nailed some role-play elements they want to keep, but say GTAVI needs its own rhythm.
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>>746462849
did your schizophrenic mind mistype the destination address?
fascinating behavior
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>>746462980
>I care
I accept your concession
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>>746462936
Not to pop your effortpost balloon anon but I was talking about GTA VI in a thread about GTA VI where people are discussing GTA VI, except you apparently.
And yes, it is clear this game is heavily being marketed to browns and trannies through brown and trannie content creators in their brown and trannie social platforms.
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>>746463020
>▪ Rockstar knows some players struggled with RDR2's slower pace. They nailed some role-play elements they want to keep, but say GTAVI needs its own rhythm.
Nice
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>>746451991
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>>746462596
Nostradamus
>>746462849 >>746463082
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>>746462212
>>746357557
>>746463107
>this tard still pretending trannies play GTA
lmao
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>>746462849
>>746462980
he's butthurt Yayson isn't a twink to some black dude. poor guy can't live out his prison fantasies with GTGay 6
sad. saddest it's ever been

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9z89hwcAsY
Guillermo in the Bourne Ultimatum - Jimmy Kimmel - Live 22.1M subscribers 10M views 13 years ago

>hi noah
>is me
>Bourne identity
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>>746463239
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Get a car
Get a job
Get a girl that looks pretty
Life is but
A mere supply
Few good thoughts
Then (You) die
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>>746463491
wtf Claude had gloves?
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>>746441325
true to life latina experience. highly recommened.
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>>746448174
the ovaerall map is about two times the size of five's but content density wise it's about 11 times more packed with shit to see and do
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>>746462212
>my white consolefag friends haven't said a peep
kek stop lying
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>>746462946
Off the top of my head

The moment you meet Rocco Pelosi and every encounter afterward along with his uncle Vince.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iH-Yhf3cjHk

25:30

GTA 6 is a faggot cuck game, pussified by cunts.
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Rockstar shills keep losing ever since they released the Extended Look. It backfired on their expectations. Lucia Caminos is on her way to become the single worst protagonist of any GTA game ever released, along with Jason Duval.
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>>746462980
>lots of cope
Everything you typed, yeah.
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>>746463794
>25:30
There's 0 ethnic slurs in the video
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>>746463864
Seems to me like I'm far from the only one thinking the couple is boring and it's the simp and girl boss simulator though.
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>>746463852
>Rockstar shills keep losing ever since they released the Extended Look
are you one of the doomposters that can only post a 2 second clip out of the whole extended look?
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>>746463897
Nigger, are you being unironically fucking retarded? Did your cognitive bias kick in or something?
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>>746462946
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>>746463020
>Family Guy like cartoon where every character looks like a dick
As in they're all assholes or they literally look like penises?
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>>746456770
>money being important to progress the story
this part immediately reminded me of VC where halfway through the story you couldn't progress if you didn't have enough money to purchase mission properties
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>>746453407
thongs are coming back, but i hope this brings them back completely.
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>my fantasy is to be an evil scumbag, rob banks and kill innocent people lmao i want to be rich like mister beast xD
this really is the slop for the normiest faggots on the planet
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>>746463982
>2 second clip out of the whole extended look
Which one?
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>>746464013
Finally, a real example
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>>746463946
>appeal to popularity
>a bunch of contrarian anons
kek ngmi
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>>746463451
don't worry. we are in good hands
(He) will never let us down
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>>746441325
AKA something we've seen in many games including other GTA games
your player entity gets attacked by an NPC and your companion NPCs turn hostile to the aggressor and attack them
there's no social dynamics no feisty latina flying in to save her man nothing like this
just NPC companions flipping from combat:0 to combat:1
stop hyping this shit
rein yourself in
you'll enjoy it more
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>>746464013
It'd be cool if Little Jacob or Packie (already showed up in V but hey why not one more cameo) showed up in VI.
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>>746464064
It's called whale tail i believe

>>746464195
>schizo living on welfare is retarded enough to think cyberleek has a xitter
Kek
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>>746441525
Seems completely committee designed to the point of an immersion breaking void of character. Then his voice is just insanely stupid.
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>>746464065
>moralfagging about GTA
>''normie''
Normalfags pretending to not be normalfags are embarrassing
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>>746441794
if this was a stealth game i'd be excited
instead this just looks like work
work work work
no game, just a simulator
unlucky
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>>746464172
Moron... this game needs popularity. They put such a high bar what it means to be financially successful that any controversy is terrible. Do you even understand the implications chuds believing the game is boring? Or you just want to win internet points?
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>>746442309
why are you posting the playstation emulator and calling it pc gameplay
are you trying to bamboozle me
you better not be
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>>746464291
lol retard

>>746464346
yes schizo retard gta 6 will flop because you're a contrarian we get it
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>>746464420
>gta 6 will flop
So you finally admit it?
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>>746464420
It's not about flopping dumb ass, it's about underselling. Stop pretending to be retarded. It's not making you look good. The AAA is banking on GTA6 success because so far 2026 was a big failure for AAA and this is their way out. If GTA6 fails the AAA game industry will go down with it.

If you don't understand that, gtfo of gaming.
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>>746464476
yes schizo gta 6 will flop in two more weeks
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>>746464346
Lmao thanks for the laughs anon, hilarious.
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>>746444260
> afrophile faggot desperate for a game to give him an excuse to bend over for black cock
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>>746464547
Is ''The AAA'' in the room right now?
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>>746444809
Not my male friends no
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>>746464230
Why would they make Lucia so ugly? Latinas must be the most obsessed race in the world with their own looks, they wouldnt allow anyone to see them like this
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>>746464547
>it's about underselling.
It won't, I'm sorry anon but GTA VI isn't the game that'll cause the AAA gaming industry to drown in its own blood.
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>>746464556
>gta 6 will flop in two more weeks
Why did you refund the game?
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>>746464659
I don't think so either but pretending that chuds criticisms are invalid isn't good for rockstar. Regardless the AAA is in the downward trajectory, with or without GTA6. In fact GTA6 might be a curse if it's successful, it might create a false sense of security.
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>>746464556
Gta 6 will sell only 1 copy and it will be to you and everyone else will point and laugh and your pants will fall down
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>>746441325
he also told a story about how there was one room with feetpics all over the walls and the password he had to get was something like feetassdick or something

https://youtu.be/HlYJaZCurGU?t=806
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>>746464729
>pretending that chuds criticisms are invalid isn't good for rockstar
Behold, the ''chud criticism'' >>746379501

>>746464803
Fuuuuuuuuuck..
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>>746464850
I don't see the problem with criticizing the game is too expensive
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>>746464659
I think it really will kill aaa games, but not for flopping. It will be the impossible standard that everything else gets compared to for years and tons of games will sell terribly
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>>746464964
Well i don't care about other AAA slop
If GTA 6 makes Ubislop and EA go bankrupt thats a plus
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>>746464964
I agree with every other AAA game being compared to it, but they won't all sell terribly and the ones that do won't be because they're being compared to VI but because they're just bad games in general.
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>>746441525
Lucia was clearly meant to be the only main protagonist, which is why she has more depth and better voice acting. But then the devs realized that being woke doesn't work anymore, so they halfassed and added Jason.
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>>746465061
>Well i don't care about other AAA slop
GTA VI is AAA slop though
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The car chase segment with a YouTube streamer hanging out of the back was painfully on the nose. The writing is bad.
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>>746465092
Flash news, AAA are selling bad today, not tomorrow
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new >>746464982


>>746465123
GTA VI is AAA gem
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>>746465159
>GTA VI is AAA gem
Maybe for a sharty spic like you
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>>746465124
What's on the nose about it, I dont keep up with insufferable faggots online did that really happen or something
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>>746465269
Never even saved a soijak pic on my PC
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>>746462207
>>746462503
tf are you talking about?
Dutch, Charles, & Javier were fucking awful
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>>746465329
You outed yourself when you said gem. Only sharty spics say that in any context.
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>>746465429
I doubt it
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>>746464230
>>schizo living
don't worry, Gay 6 will save your life
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>>746465112
>even though Jason was in the earliest builds of the game
Kek, delusional.
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>>746465515
You must be new then
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>>746465539
He was a tutorial character at first.
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>>746441325
/v/ isn't buying this, right?
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>>746444195
He might be a mass murderer but he ain’t no damned racist (during a time when the racial sentiment was insanity if you saw niggers as anything other than absolutely subhuman)
He needs forgiveness for all he done.

It’s like fucking bioshock infinite and funny enough NFS unboundbyracialstereotypes, these idiots write their “equality porn” and don’t notice that a: the “humble and informed” portraits of whatever races are in and of themselves caricatures (the funniest part of Bioshock Infinite is how there’s no issue saying gook, or chink but not a single time do you hear kike or nigger - because American schools only teach about the savagery that was BLACK slavery. You don’t learn that America had more Asian slaves per capita than any other race, you don’t hear about the horrors of the Asians building railways. Nope. Didn’t happen. Asians integrated into society. Need to teach young black boys to hate and feel ostracized as early as possible to keep the narrative running otherwise they might use those double digit IQs they’re running with to make better choices. Need to teach them horrific things at the age of fucking six to eight where it can fester and turn into a socioeconomic thing. I went off track.
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>>746465295
The absurdity of a character live streaming themselves in a dangerous situation saying "Whoa, chat!" is ckiche at this point and should not be in a game partly famous for its satirical writing.
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>>746441441
If he really dissapears for good it may actually have been a genius marketing stunt.
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>>746466196
>it's not satirical to satirize streamers
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>>746466102>>746444195

Anyway, A: they write caricatures ostensibly without meaning to , which makes it even funnier- see NFSU, the black gang leader? He’s okay he’s actually a good guy deep down giving back to his community and everything! The empowered Muslim woman who participates in illegal street-racing? Well she can do that she’s empowered bro, despite the fact that most true practicing islamists firmly believe in gender roles and no true Muslim woman would even want to drive let alone be an empowered illegal racer. But she can do all that. That’s halal as fuck. But when it comes to the in race side-game betting? She can’t do that. That’s the part that’s haram! Despite the fact that illegal street racing itself is by definition a fucking gamble.
And B: the overall point : the unintended parody wherein by creating these free and unoppressed caricatures that are saved from, or saving others from inequality show the world getting so much fucking worse for/because of it, like in bioshock infinite. Formerly oppressed but now empowered black woman who had morals and them teeth to fight? Well now she’s your enemy because she stabbed you in the back the first moment it was convenient for her to do so, explain it away with different realities - it won’t come off as unintentional satire written by someone with a milquetoast understanding of the world. It’s fucking absurd, and unendingly hilarious. And I end this with
Imagine being an Asian playing bioshock infinite - you hear the characters going off with the gook and chink shit, but not a single time do you hear nigger or like. You do the math in your head, and suddenly you’re looking at statistics and thinking “oh, so I really should be racist” thanks Ken Levine, you failed at being subversive little kike and now I’m moving back to China to help topple American capitalist pigs like yourself.

Reality is funnier than any satire the modern, toothless GTA mega-corp could ever come up with.
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>>746466470
Really activates the ol’ almonds
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>>746466246
>I'm a retard who can't read
Say that next time



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