>>746684160
>Your actions have consequences
Sounds good to me?

>>746684160
Cheating simulator? Just what I have been looking for.

You don't have to, the game director said the romance is optional and you can just play them separately as criminal partners like GTA V if you want.

>>746684160
>phone check
>joint bank account
this is all made up.

god that sounds so fucking boring

Can I kill the bitch so I don't have to deal with this dating sim bullshit?

>>746684160
What until Lucia figures out Jason spent 3 billion dollars on this visual novel mechanic and realistic horse testicles.

Rockstar is so far up their own ass at this point, they forgot games are supposed to be fun, not just "realistic".

>>746684160
>phone checks

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>>746684160
straight talk.
romance in games is just completely pointless if you only have one romanceable option. that's not romance. that's rape. you're being forced against your will to bend over for 1 girl.

>>746684160
I think they should have just done it like past GTA games with a single male protagonist

Whether true or not I haven't heard a single thing about this game yet that actually sounds cool and fun. It's all just gay tedious bullshit.

>>746684290
In a game where you murder someone, repaint your car and everyone forgets about it forever.

>>746684917
>everyone forgets about it forever
Lucia never forgets. Who you kill may affect your relationship and what clothes she forces you to wear.

>>746684979
Police...

>>746684160
>Game about having a foid
WOW

>>746684160
very female-coded slop that only women care about

>>746684160
I thought video games were about having fun

>random phone checks
Do normalfags really?

>>746684867
What if I told you you can roll through enemy attacks? That do anything for ya?

Lmao cuck game

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>>746684160
>*chuds getting forced to respect women*
>NOOOOOOO I'M GETTING RITUALLY HUMILIATED!!!!
lmao

You could turn your phone off in GTAIV which stopped story progression and contacts calling you

But you zoomers didnt play that

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Will this be the worst game ever to make a billion dollars?

>>746685357
>turn your phone off
the thought of turning their phones off makes zoomers piss and shit themselves in abject terror

>>746684160
I like it. Still not playing a GTA game but that's the kind of dynamism that should be in games.

>>746684160
>Normie Simulator
Imagine going from stealing cars and going on kill rampages for this gay shit

>>746684160
GTA IV proved that getting in-game calls every 45 seconds is fucking horrible and annoying. Not sure why they went back to that.

>>746684160
I have to make a million choices a day with consequence, big or small. In a game I want choices that only have extremely small consequence, as in you failed the mission try again. Zoomer niggers need to go outside and touch grass instead of forcing real life into games

>>746684867
All of the forced sim life shit makes me wonder just how bad it's going to be for the online portion.

>erp derp gta4 is the goat bring back Roman harrassing you to go play darts for the 99nineniem times
>Hey NIKO WHAT ARE YOU DOING COUSIN
It will be the last thing you hear before you die!

>>746684160
>be me
>be therapist
>experience this bullshit on a daily fucking basis and the woman is just bitching non stop while she blows hundreds on make up and clothes she only wears once and he's not allowed to spend any money
Yep. Fuck this game and the faggots that made it.

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>>746684160
>it simulates having an obese mexican wife who is also a whore and a girlboss
lmao literally why would you pay 100 dollars for this.

>>746685858
*$150 + tip

>>746684160
I will kill and fuck up everything in the game. I will get the bad ending. I will not care. I will be happy.

Chuds so desperate for something to grift
I just learn that dark souls has a gender spectrum slider and that it's a big part of the story that sorcerers are all trannies literally

>>746685776
>>746685651
>>746685357
Read

>>746685935
I dont have a ps5 so actually its $1150 +tip +20% interest rate from the snoycard credit system.

Isn't the point of video games to have fun? Who wants all this tedious shit, along with gassing your car or hijacking now taking 20 minutes?

>>746684160
The more I hear about this crap, the more it's beginning to sound like this game will punish you for trying to have fun.
I bet the end of the game will be Lucia has the option to betray/kill Jason, and it will all depends on whether you were a good enough cuck.
Fuck this game

cousin lets go bowling but turned up to the max

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>>746684160
Who the fuck wants this in a game about stealing cars and killing niggers

>>746686043
Also me, I only enjoy flying motorycles with rocket launchers, I just turned 18 btw I can play gtaonline without my om yelling at me

>>746684160
There better be a "kill Lucia" ending.

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>>746684160
>open world game
>"actually you don't have to deal with the romance stuff if you don't want to"
>"your actions have consequences"

>ok so can I break up with lucia right away?
>NO, YOU CAN'T!
>what if I just shoot her then?
>NO, YOU CAN'T! SHE'S PART OF THE STORY
>why can't I pick a different gf from the world
>NO, YOU CAN'T! SHE'S HEAVILY TIED TO THE STORY, YOU HAVE TO PUT UP WITH IT, WE SPENT 2 BILLION ON THIS GAME

>>746686118
Game will penalize you for not applying affirmative action to your killing

>>746686110
So the ending will actually be she just does it no matter what, yas slay queen

>>746686190
You just hate women, it's fine they also hate you right

>>746686118
With GTA you can go anywhere you want

>>746684160
This actually sounds really interesting, it's a shame Rockstar are massive faggots who make shitty games now

>>746686301
Love women, just not lucia

>>746684160
Hopefully modders can remove all this garbage out of the game

>>746686456
And that's why R* has said that GTA 6 isn't coming to PC for at least two years.

>>746686190
Just bang strippers as Jason and do crimes with her during missions, same as GTA V but with a female colleague.

>>746684160
can you not take her to a strip club with you??

meanwhile, ill bet you absolutely fucking everything i own that there will be absolutely ZERO 'phone checks' or so forth for jason to check on lucia, and even if there are, there definitely wont be any actual consequences for lucia if she does fuck around or bankrupt them

very much hoping there's an option to tell lucia to fuck off and play the rest of the story without this relationship nonsense

>>746686638
>and do crimes with her during missions
I don't want to. I don't like the character. I'll be modding her model and voicelines out and change missions so it plays as Jason only.

>>746684160
>a thread about shit people made up on Twitter
>serious, seething replies
You people are cretins.

>>746685676
This game started development before most zoomers started kindergarten. You need a new boogeyman.

>>746686940
Sorry, woman niggers need to touch grass and stop making video games real life

>>746684776
>not even in his own rape fantasy can the incel do the fucking
Sad

>>746684160
You losers can larp as having a IRL girlfriend, how about that?

>>746684160
>phone checks
Fucking lmao

>>746684160
I am gonna neglect the shit out of lucia. If will not date her, I will not spend time with her, I will not fornicate with her, I will not even feed her.

>>746684160
Hopefully you can feed her to the gators at the end

>>746687218
on the bright side, an entire generation of young men will learn the importance of never, ever letting a woman touch your phone.

or use Android since the bitches can't seem to work those. I honestly believe this is why women hate phones that aren't Apples. They can't snoop on them intuitively.

>>746684160
>haha it’s just GTA 5 with better graphics looool
>NOOOO WHY ISN’T IT JUST GTA 5 WITH BETTER GRAPHICS!!!???

>>746686847
>ill bet you absolutely fucking everything i own that there will be absolutely ZERO 'phone checks'
No shit it's a joke about dudes gambling and their controlling woman doing constant checks

>>746687321
> on the bright side, an entire generation of young men will learn the importance of never, ever letting a woman touch your phone.
Unironically, what do you have to hide? That you watch Japanese cartoon porn? That you browse 4chan?

kill yourself bharat_nation

>>746687340
>/v/ is one person

>>746687420
I wasn't mean enough to jews

>>746687420
Yes, actually. Yes.

>>746687420
Your entire life can be found on your found. I mean, I'm 45 and barely even pick up my phone, but between all the data and apps on that thing, someone could write a biography about my life. There is no such thing as a phone that doesn't have something embarrassing on it. Could be some weird porn, a low bank account balance, a cringe conversation with a bro, or the remnants of a dead relationship in texts. It's not about something incriminating. It could be completely innocent. That doesn't mean you want everyone knowing about it, though.

>>746687760
Fair enough.

>>746686110
>The more I hear about this crap, the more it's beginning to sound like this game will punish you for trying to have fun.
Rockstar have been anti-fun since GTA 4

>>746684160
Lucia sounds so exhausting and irritating that it's putting me off from getting the game, holy fuck

>>746684160
Real trusting relationship right there.

So do the people in this thread actually believe that random made up grifter rage bait bullshit Xitter screencaps of literal whos, or is this whole thread satire? Because if you actually believe any of that shit is true you're legitimately retarded

>>746684160
Miami chore simulator is leaning too hard into the RDR2 realism aspects

my boy Jason can do better. that bitchy gf of his is already on the verge of hitting the latina wall and ballooning up into a pinata.

>fake information Xitter post thread
>everyone believes it
Dumbest board on the whole fucking website and that is truly an accomplishment. Bravo. Loving Every Laugh.

>>746686110
>this game will punish you for trying to have fun.
That has been a very common trend in gaming for like the last 20 years. They want you on rails and adhering to the thoughts and ideals they've inject into their game.

>>746684160
Lmao they turned GTA into RDR what a nightmare

>>746687949
> you're legitimately retarded
That’s /v/ for ya

>>746686913
When I see posts like yours, I realize I'm not the one sane man in the looney bin. This is either some elaborate calculated rage bait from a bunch of discord troons being performative for attention, or the average IQ of a /v/ user is double digit at best.

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>>746684160
What happens if she finds my secret apartment and Lego collection

>>746687321
My bitch wonders why i use grapheneos lmao

>>746687420
the 15th amendment needs to be repealed

>>746687420
I have nothing to hide, I use my phone almost exclusively to play podcasts or music in the car, and for business. My wife uses my phone if hers is on the charger, she knows my codes, passwords, etc....but she doesnt do phone checks, I have never seen her sneaking around with it, she's never just asked for it to browse, and its the same way for hers, I'll nab it up to use her apps (I dont install very many on mine) or if mine is charging, etc, and theres no weirdness about it.

That said...Phone checks are top-tier bitch moves. These whores arent married, they dont have any real claim to the men they do this shit to, its all because they want to prevent competition through psychological manipulation while they themselves dont have to invest any stake in the relationship, its a power trip and it should always be shunned and mocked.

>>746684593
But I NEED something to bitch about now that the game turned out to be really good. It might be made up, but I have ADHD and autism so I can't wait a few more months for the game to come out.

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In Yakuza 0 you have to get really good at bowling so that you can get a chicken for your realestate office that will make you millions of yen.
The minigame is actually pretty fun.

In San Adres your hoe of choice gives you a nice bonus like cop or hospital immunity. They are very low maintence and you can do fun minigames with them that also award you with fuckoads of cash to spend on super cars at the docks.

I like fun minigames with cool prizes, this looks like neither.

>>746684160
What's the matter, I thought zoomers loved San Andreas being a life sim.

>>746684160
I do NOT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THIS SHIT
I DO NOT
I DO NOT CARE ABOUT GOBLINA
I DO NOT CARE ABOUT ANY OF THIS MID SHIT
REJECT THE ANTICHRIST
REJECT THE ANTICHRIST
REJECT

>the dev literally ran out of ideas so they just trying to do a life sim

Like what else they gonna do?

But I really don't think the main draw of the game sound almost like the western equivalent of the old style japanese dating sim

>>746688447
Wrote all of this out to respond to a shitpost Twitter screencap thread with fake information to rage bait retards. Incredible.

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>>746688416
At least wait for the game to come out so its less obvious.

>>746688483
The life sim bits of SA were unobtrusive and not built into the story. You can play right through the game and never ever even think about them. GTA4 started putting them in your face by calling you every couple of minutes, GTA5 eased back on it though, I get the impression that GTA6 is making at least some of them mandatory, putting the twitter bait aside it wouldn't surprise me in the least if Lucia actually was like this because Rockstar wants to do satire and they don't want you to miss what they have to say.

>>746688506
>all of this
>5 sentences
Your attention span must be in the negative

>>746688416
>now that the game turned out to be really good
It's not even out yet, you're just impressed by the graphics

>>746688961
That's 3 more

>>746689135
Goodness me, imagine participating in discussion on a discussion board
What we really need to do on discussions boards is click into a thread, say to ourselves "Heh, you want a response? NOT TODAY, FUCKO" and back out, then do the same thing with the next thread, and never discuss video games again

>>746688961
I mean a lot of this applies to the difference in SA and V alone.
The biggest comparison I can think of would be SA's Mt.Chillad big rig trucking and V's Franklin tow truck day job.

The twatter screen grab is obviously a shit post, but it's pretty obvious going off of IV - V, that VIce City's minigames run the risk of being both dull and unrewarding.

>>746684160
yeah not playing this femslop
gta is supposed to be about robbing shit and going on killing sprees and finding sick car jumps
I shudder to see how cucked Laslow will be

given there's already a pc build confirmed
how soon til Kill Lucia mod

>>746684160
"Jason, why did you buy a life sized statue of 2B from Nier Automata™?"

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>>746684160
>press x to do the dishes
>press y to choose lucia's dress
>press o to buy tampons

this is just horse balls stuff. maybe its technically in the game but it will never actually come up or be relevant to gameplay

>>746684160
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Are you ready for playing Relationship Simulator 2026?
How does it feel having your fun open world fuck around sandbox invaded by women and getting cucked into relationship bullshit?
How does it feel to be part of The Modern Audience?

Idk cheating and gambling without your torta girlfriend finding out sounds like fun.

>>746684160
90% of players will just shoot her after the first phone check

>>746684160
So theres a nagging mechanic?

>>746691662
The plebs/midwits/serfs/peasants/npcs/goyim deserve it.

>>746686913
>>746686940
You take this place about 10 times more seriously than you should and I'm getting very low-IQ vibes from you, actually. Have a nice day.

>>746684160
WE MUST BE GOOD BOYFRIEND

>>746692330
Basedtos bros... Arteus's custody status?

>>746686913
>everyone who says something sounds bad is automatically seething
>unless it's a thing I say is bad, in which case I'm just laughing uproariously the whole time!

>>746684160
this sounds like a load of promotional bullshit
all they're gonna have is some kind of a relationship bar that doesn't actually do anything

>>746692209
Gaming is a serious business

Literally

Like a billion burger entertainment industry

Reddit spacing

Lmao

>>746684160
>manic Latina takes your phone away and checks it.
you really play some weird cuck, that he even kills people is unbelievable

>FAILED
>you enraged the femoid
Great game you have there Grand Test Absencers

>>746686638
But you’re forced to play as her for the story

this is too much

>>746684681
It was mostly women and pajeets who created this game

/v/ will believe anything you tell them if it's in a twitter screenshot from a grifter account

>>746684160
>Wow, you can really see the horse's stocks shrivel up!
What did they mean by this?

>>746684160
lmao I'd hope that men wouldn't buy this emasculated garbage but we all know they will.

>>746684160
>phone checks
>joint bank account
Girlboss auto 6

>>746684160
>nagging wife simulator
Fuck me.
Also, is there a way for Jason to be mad at Lucia about something, or is it always this one sided?

>paying 100 bucks for wifeslop

Fucking kek

So if you do everything possible to angry the mutt goblina would she leave Jason? If we can get rid of her that way and even kill her that would be neat

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>>746684160
Can't wait to mod this shit out

>>746692978
Look fag, I wouldn't play this game if you paid me. This thread is still deeply retarded.

>>746685270
I know you'll never be able to touch a woman without her calling the police, but just FYI being a loser doormat will make no woman respect you.

>>746684160
your fault for playing GTA games, those games are terrible

>>746685954
There has never been a single time a leftist used "grift" correctly.

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>>746684160
I know that I'm going to treat Lucia like shit.

Ugly spicmutt, get out of my face. I need a real woman.

>>746697963
It was correct in their mind

Can I not dump this retarded bitch and just play the game however I fit?
Love from the big K.

>>746684160
Jesus, Jason is cu ked and whipped

>>746699706
This,first opportunity am shotgun blasting her knees off

>>746684160
Just don't play the game.

>>746684160
>fat nagging brown gf simulator
KEKAROOOO!

Man i love taking random xitter screenshots as gospel and not just made up shit for engagement bait and elonbucks

Op seriously consider a lobotomy and sterilization

>>746684160
Yeah I do t think the lower stuff is real but would be nice. I mean if there are ways to make her be mad at you there also have to be ways to make her like and forgive you. So that means going on dates with her etc.
Yeah I'm thinking kino.

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>>746699706
>>746702059
I don't know if you got the memo or not but videogames no longer let you do that ,so if like you and the rest of your incel chudie-buddies could just go away and find a different hobby that would be super-great for everyone.

>Have to keep a stupid nagging bitch happy instead of buying jets and guns

Never playing this trash

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>Game punishes you for not being a better man
Sonyfans:
>Oh man I gotta make sure to pre-order the $100 digital-only edition while supplies last!

>>746684160
all im reading is
>if in this GTA game you do any of the typical things all players do in GTA games, you'll be heavily penalized

>>746685434
I have said this before and it becomes more true as more information is revealed:

GTA VI will break sales records and be a massive financial success on a scale no entertainment product ever has been

It will also be so fucking bad it mindbreaks the industry for years to come. It most likely will be the final AAA video game.

>>746684290
Shut the fuck up retard. This is just retarded minutiae because they need to have a bunch of gimmicky bullshit to hide that it’s just a lazy reskin of RDR2.

>>746684593
What part of that makes sense in your head? Why the fuck would you want to play a game where someone can randomly fuck with you and hamper shit that you do for no reason but they wanted to simulate what it’s like to have a overbearing girlfriend?

>>746684160
It's pretty wholesome how Lucia is helping Jason deal with his issues, men waste massive sums via sports gambling so she's definitely setting a good example.

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>>746684160
>we decided to implement all the annoying aspect of a relationship
why? games are supposed to be fun.
can you just ditch her and grab another woman?

>>746684726
baffles me that I know people actually go along with that shit.
if you just want to quickly check something and forgot your own phone, I don't mind lending mine to do so.
but if someone demands my phone so they can run a routine check on everything I do on there, their ass is on the street immediately.
there's not even anything incrementing on it, but that's just intolerable behavior. I have no desire for an overbearing woman who apparently believes herself to be my mother and me to be aged 8.

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>>746685778
>foid at work bitches that her bf bought something for 300 bucks or so without first consulting her
>ask her if she consulted him about the new furniture she mentioned to have bought last week
>"that's different because that's for the both of us!"
>pretty certain her guy had zero desire to replace the old furniture so it absolutely was not for him

>>746688035
pretty much. devs have already decided how they want you to play their game, and if you dare to play it in a different way, they'll nerf the shit out of that approach or introduce mechanics that make it a hassle.
would be more honest if they took all choice away since they don't want you to make decisions anyway.

>>Only the white guy has to be cuck.

Wow, original.

You guys don't get satire?

>>746704074
Satire falls pretty flat these days because it tends to be predictive.

>>746684160
>I know you're running around murdering people, but don't you be going to no jiggle joint!

>>746684496
>relationship and dating is optional
>You absolutely must share a bank account

Only 1 of these can be true at the same time.

>>746704074
GTA has gone from satire to sincere and it sucks.

>>746685357
>but you zoomers didn't play that
GTA 4 was zoomers first GTA. That's why they worship it so much.
I'm a zoomer myself but mine was San Andreas.

>>746684290
>t. cuckstar shill
kys

>>746684160
Molyneux-esque

>>746686913
>>746687949
>>746688019
>>746694039
>>746702295

167 replies and counting.

>>746684160
I wonder if Jason can do a phone check on Lucia'a Only Fans

>>746684160
cuck simulator

>>746684160
Can we just kill this bitch day 1 and be done with it?

>>746684160
I think even worse than all of this will be the RDR2-style busywork they'll certainly inject in to GTA6. They have some weird obsession with muh simulation and wasting player time on unskippable actions, input holding, etc.

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>>746684776
>that's not romance. that's rape
dont threaten me with good time anon

>>746702710
>It most likely will be the final AAA video game.
God, make it so.
Gaming needs to die. if only to kill off all the E-fags "gayers"

>>746684496
there shouldn't be a girlfriend as a main protagonist to begin with

>>746684160
This is obviously satire

>>746686940
Gen Z is nearing 30 years old, idiot

>>746705415
She doesnt have to be a girlfriend

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>>746684160
Good. On top of being the dating sim GTA, it will actually be a game about doing crime instead of being in love with the idea of being a criminal, more RDR design philosophy which should have been the case going forward after RDR was literally the best game they ever made and RDR2 sent it up. Being an addictive criminal is worse than just being a criminal and would estrange the people around you, shocker. Paypigs who actually buy this fucking turd on console will just have to wait to see gordita culo too big for plane seats in MP, public humiliation for perverts in blue theaters has returned with GTA, God bless.

>>746687824
Their most praised game, RDR2 is mostly about how doing cowboy shit in your cowboy game is bad, and people praise the story for it. It's ridiculous

>>746688501
Idk take the empire building from vice city or the turf war shit from san andreas, or even the drug dealing minigame from CW. Take any of this and add GTA 5 physics and wow! you have a fun game! but no, cuckstar can only do shitty stories about morality now

>>746684160
>Better Man Simulator

>>746705516
she shouldnt be in the fucking game

>no source or anything
Ban twitter faggots.

pirat nation is a trustable source

>>746684160
>le ebin side activities
Gta VI will be underwhelming. The worst parts about RDR2 were always the little attempts at making it a life simulator, rather than a game with actual depth to its core mechanics.

Loot is boring, weapon upgrades/progression is boring, combat is extremely basic, base upgrading seems like it was tacked-on 2 days before launch. But at least I can play 10 different meaningless mini-games!

>>746684160
Sounds like I'll be going straight into the friendzone with that one. Not worth the hassle

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>>746706052
His claim that “visiting strip clubs too often might cause problems for Jason and Lucia” isn’t backed up by anything, and you can literally see both Jason and Lucia enjoying themselves at a strip club in the extended look.

>>746684160
>Just don’t feel like dealing with all of this
if only playing the game was optional or something...

>>746684290
But then you seethe when you get banned for saying nigger nigger nigger

so much of this board right now is literally just writing made up cuck fantasies to get mad at

>>746684776
This, what the fuck even is the point of that shit in cyberpunk?

Only thing that matters is online + PC port

>>746705336
You actually think a 3rd worlder and a child who is using this website despite the 18+ rule is capable of understanding you? You think they are clever and pulling your leg? /v/rowns don't understand anything.

>>746684776
>that's not romance. that's rape. you're being forced against your will to bend over for 1 girl.

we should really lean into this so that progressives pick this sentiment up
excellent falseflag premise

the world needs more harem games

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>>746684160
im honestly happy its coming later to PC, i get to see how much of a feminist woke slop piece of shit this actually is and not waste my money and get burned by it

>>746686301
well duh, we all do, but what does that have to do with the conversation at hand

>>746684160
this career criminal doesn't think to get a secret second phone?

>>746684160
I feel like Rockstar has an issue with pursuing realism above all else and essentially trying to create a criminal simulator whereas the average GTA player actually wants a power fantasy with all the small stuff stripped away so they can just shoot cops and drive cars.

>>746709395
How many people here are old enough to remember Yuri?

>>746709762
not many sadly everything he said came true, everything.

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>>746709986
Word. At least in Season 03 of Lioness, Taylor Sheridan's writing mentions that subversion in schools and academia killed the U.S. from the inside out. Episode was "The bear is infected"

We see this in videogames now since a decade. Before some uninformed idiot says our posts belong on /pol/, i hate these bystanders

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>>746687218
>>746686847
>>746685858
>Jasons face when Lucia finds his hentai folder

>>746710293
>muh hentai
hehe le safe edgy kink we can shame, my fellow ribbitor

yeah im not buying a ps5 to play this shit

>>746685434
you could say that's a smooth... transition...
>ba dum tsss

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>>746711453
>buying Zen 2 hardware from 2019 at 1000 USD
LMAO cute, i will not buy one either, simply because I am not retarded.

GTA stands for Goyim simulaTor Advanced

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is this made up too or do gta cuckies really like this?

>>746684160
Awesome, hopefully we will also get a parry mechanic since GTA really could benefit from it.

>>746686595
Oh no someone modded a single player game. GTA Goym are retards. They did it so y'all will buy it on PS6 a second time next year and then on PC next year as well.

>>746684160
isnt there gay clubs too? what if you only go to those, will she get even more mad that you're a homo?

>>746712061
Considering the processor is basically a 6 core processor because to the locking of 2 cores for the OS and background services it technically the same as hardware from 2007.

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>>746712783
Kek true, their air cooling doesn't allow for meaningful wattage to output 60 fps at any resolution. These people are still in denial that the 30 fps won't constantly dip to a noticeable stutter. Either buyers remorse or cattle cannot see frame lag. what do I know

>>746712349
Is this screenshot unaltered? Pretty crazy this is the only time I've seen Jason smile.

>>746684160
>lucia's phone checks
that might be the most cucked thing i have ever read

>>746684160
>random phone checks

This is a realistic girlfriend simulator after all.

>>746684160
With Rockstar we all know the ending dialog is probably the only real thing that changes. Jeetsaar are far too lazy to code 6 individual outcomes based on busywork. One will still shoot the other dead, all youre changing is: if bitch is pregnant then IF bitch is remorseful, or bitch is happy about getting to kill her fed BF

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>>746712996
>he thinks the message checking is cucked
shared bank account, Jason says he cannot buy clothes in the trailer, she must approve your expenses, you live in her apartment as guest

do I go on?

>still bumping literal fake news

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>>746684160
>GTA6 isn't actually a relationship simulator like literal shills hyped a week or so ago.
>It's a literal nagging bitch simulator.
Literal humiliation ritual.
$100 btw.

>>746684160
If I went out of my way to make something anti-fun, it would look something like this.

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this board sure is full of insane weirdos who have never interacted with women irl and base their entire knowledge of them on their learned helplessness from being trolled online for years about femoid this and stacy that, you've been trained to be a virgin, and thats fuckin crazy man

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>>746684160
So you can't even fiddle faddle with the "fluff" parts of the game without being annoyed about it...?

Sounds like the phone needs a new app for when she checks it.

i play gta to be away from women not to play make believe relationship with a girl boss tranny built like a fridge

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>>746684160
This is fake btw

any innovation that makes autists have a hard time is good in my book. just look at what happened with breath of the wild.

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Is GTA now secretly just Better Man Simulator?

>>746684160
Can I not just kill Lucia and play the game as Jason? That sounds more fun.

>>746686913
It sounds so retarded and stupid it may as well be real

>>746705791
Not everyone is triggered by women existing like you

>>746684917
And?

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>>746686913
It's mostly OP replying to himself and necrobumping the thread. This is what Rockstar actually said

Relationship between Jason and Lucia
-romance is optional; they can be lovers, just friends or just remain partners in crime
-you can't break the pair up and completely remove one of them from the story
-Rob said they don't want to put you in a nagging relationship so the other character won't nag you about how you do things
-you can nurture the romantic relationship by spending time together
-it's not a bar or meter, its similar to the criminal profile system, it has different stages or states
-the system is dynamic so you can sort of make your own dates, you decide how you want to spend time together
-going to the zoo, kayaking, going on walks etc. you can do dynamically when you are hanging out together
-if you want to go on a fancy date you can both get dressed up and go out
-criminal actrivities you do together can also improve your relationship

>>746712243
Goy Taming Apparatus

>>746684160
>phone check
oh so they're simulating actual worthless women with lucia.
good to know.
if a bitch phone checks me she's out the door. I will never tolerate that severe of an invasion of privacy.

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>>746684160
>Just don’t feel like dealing with all of this
Too bad. The world governments will issue dominant Latina gf's to all men on the planet who will put a .44 to your head and force you to play it for at least 4 hours a day.

i am planning to beat this bitch and throw grenades/molotovs at her every chance i get

>>746699706
What are the logos on the frog?

>>746704985
67

>>746717287
Just delete your hentai folder bro. Its time to grow up and stop hiding perversions on your phone.

>>746685270
Women don't deserve respect and they've spent the past century proving it.

>>746686913
Looking up things is for dumb losers,us cool 4chan kids just take everything posted at face value,do you not believe the holy text on a picture you heretic??Crucify him