Men haven’t reached 70 intelligence according to the lore of Elden Ring. Only women have.
>>747005080Women suck so much they need a literal alien in the shape of a moon to help them you mean
>>747005080go back >>>/vg/579983186
>>747005609?
>>747005691threads about video games arent allowed on /v/
>>747005080Why did they made the most cool stuff be so weak? why are they so anti-fun?These spells could've been so cool if it had hyper armor.
>>747005080that's because moon vagina period blood lore
>>747005080yea women are smarter than men, that's why they have more rightsthis should be obvious
>>747005080gwendolyn did moon magic and he became a femboy
>>747005820What was her name again?
>>747005080>smartest characters in lore are all women>strongest men are almost entirely retarded and/or being manipuated>the most intelligent boy/man is an extremely feminized boy that might as well be a woman in everything but sex organsFrom Software have the correct view of masculinity vs feminininty. Testosterone junkies are beasts, pure and simple.
Did you know that the Carian Regal Scepter doesn’t actually become the best (most efficient) staff until the player is at 68 intelligence? Did you know that the Carian Regal Scepter (the REAL one that is hanging on the wall at the academy) has a GREEN glinstone instead of a blue one? Did you know that Lusat’s staff is modelled after the strongest wand (Elder Wand) in Harry Potter? Did you know that Lusat’s staff boosts moon sorceries a lil’ bit better than Rennala’s? Really makes you think…
>>747005909Queen Mareka the Eternal of course
>>747005932if they're so smart why are they all dead
>>747005932>Strongest woman demigod can only "tie" with CHADahn by unleashing super-aids (something she had been holding back the whole time to not infect the continent)>CHADahn continues to hold the fucking night sky still even while utterly insane
Imagine still needing a staff/catalyst for magic. Imagine not becoming the catalyst for magic itself. Return to rock. Snort the star stuff. Become sorcery.
>>747005080Azur and Lusat were retards that didn't know how to manage their esoteric knowledge, too.
>>747005080What else can they do but read books while men are out warring?
>>747006790smash rings
>>747006725>hur dur they stared into the abyss and met fates worse than death No retard. The primeval current is cosmic third eye opening. The Crystalians aren’t suffering. Azur isn’t suffering. They’re just levitating in silent meditation. Lusat and Onze might be pussies for imprisoning themselves underground, though, if we’re to assume Lusat is a mirror of Onze. Azur and the Crystallians appear to be doing just fine, in retrospect.
Elden mid...worst From game ever...
do you believe in deep ring? you need a lot of intel to get this shit
>>747006602I love how some anons who play these games think shoving parasites in your brain is actually a good thing
Intelligence is vaaaastly overrated. Especially in real life
>>747007095Glintstone is a rocky silicon variant of the phantasms/lumenwood from Bloodborne. Fills your head with cosmic awareness of things better left unknown. And then your noggin bursts, or crystalizes.
>>747007228Even in this game it’s overrated. A fucking wolf can cast a 52 INT spell, for fuck’s sake. Even space cows and space bugs can cast big ass sorceries. What is intelligence, really? Perhaps to the alien life up above, what we call “sorcery” is in fact just alien instinct. Like sea turtles just knowing how to navigate the oceans.
>>747007009Nope, still DS3
>>747007701I’m pretty sure sorcery is alive. Olivinus sorceries require less intelligence due to how self-automated they are, or it’s less of a cognitive investment when spells can function on their own for you. Maybe this is why Lusat’s brain is a giant eye, while Azur’s isn’t. Karolos spells are a lot more straight forward in directive.
>>747005080I can hold a samurai sword but that doesn't make me more dexterous than Musashi. This powerscaling argument is retarded.
>conjuring a miniature universe42 intelligence>conjuring miniature moons72 intelligence BRAVO MIYAZAKI
>>747005080More like Women are such shitty teachers that you need ludicrously high int just to learn their spells.
>>747008112Kek I feel so bad for Ymir. He was like the coolest npc until they decided to make him some retarded and weak finger tranny mini boss. What the FUCK were they thinking?
>>747008175Thops is such a fucking GOD, gave us a spell that cucks the Elden Beast too.
>>747008518Thop’s brilliance isn’t the countermagic effect. There is already a superior barrier preventing anyone and anything from entering the school. Clearly it’s NOT the barrier effect that is most ingenious about his creation. Most likely it’s how it resonates with both Sorceries and Incantations. Sorcerers likely hate Faith users even when it’s clear it’s just one side of the same coin.
>>747005080Stat requirements are giga retarded in ERA regular ass flail needs 18 dex which borders on superhuman according to text description, and a Lance requires more strength to use than one handing a zweihander
>>747008884>Sorcerers likely hate Faith users>likelyIt’s assured. They exiled blood sorcerers for using faith over logic, or searching inward (the “blood star”) instead of outward (the stars above). Toleration only happened when Liurnia got married to Leyndel, and even then I don’t doubt that there are purists (Sellen…) out there who hate the shift.
>he doesn't have enough intelligence
>>747009695>He lacks faithFEEBLECURSEDONEvery good, very good indeed
>>747005909The Elden Ring? I thought she was just the Elden Ring. I put it on after it winked at me.
>>747009695The most oc donut steel character in ds2“He can do like EVERYTHING he is like the BEST wizard ever!!!1”
>>747009346>and a Lance requires more strength to use than one handing a zweihanderThat's realistic, though. Zweihander's are weighted in such a way that they're pretty balanced if you hold them right under the crossguard with one hand. It'd be tiring as fuck, but much easier to swing a zweihander around with one arm than thrust the front heavy metal rod Elden ring calls a lance with both hands.
>>747007095The game itself, or at least any game that depict those kinds of characters, always make sure to show you that they are completely lost and are akin to living mummies. Hard to see why anyone would take that as comfy after thinking for a minute or two, but you have to wonder what's like to reach other levels of consciousness/awareness, though. Must be somewhat nice to let go earthly tethers if they willingly chose that path.
>>747010075>My OC is so strong, he survives apocalyptic events and then calls the player a retard.
Are the new starting classes fun?
>>747005080women are associated with the moonfigure it out
>>747005080What about Strength?
>>747010456They're kind of whatever. Heavy Knight is good if you want to make a minmaxed STR character. The new Backhand Blades, Great Katana, Thrusting Shield, and Light Greatsword that you can get early are a bigger deal for actually changing how you play the game.
>>747010737-4
There are no genders, only body types. It's all physiognomy based.
>>747006980Lusat was imprisoned against his will, pretty sure they explicitly say that
>>747005932>most intelligent man>thinks removing the part of himself that was his motivation to begin with was a good idea
>>747010789>The new Backhand Blades, Great Katana, Thrusting Shield, and Light Greatsword that you can get earlyDidn't know, that's excellent. Having the new weapons locked in an endgame dlc was cancer.
>>747011121>thinks removing the part of himself that was his motivation to begin with was a good ideareminds me of trannies and agp
>>747011081Nah they just sealed the cave behind him so no one could interact with him. Sellen was even perplexed by his location. Or it could be that they’re trying to hide him from her, and she’s feigning his entrapment; doubly ironic if Lusat went down there himself (“don’t do as I did”), the way Onze did. Point being, Sellen could be bullshitting you, as well as deluding herself if Lusat wouldn’t want her or anyone else to go down this path. Still, the Crystalians and Azur seem fine, and Sellen calls him her “first teacher”, or a “stern judge of men”. Is she bullshitting us here too, attributing personalities to rocks? Or is she perhaps insane? Schizophrenic?
Women overcomplicate everything ok
>4 years since last single plater fromsoft gameits jover
>>747013812It’s over indeed
Ah fuck it
>>747005080Good thing I ran an Arcane build like a real man
>>747005932>>smartest characters in lore are all women
>>747007009>>747007941You fags are such posers. You haven’t played any From game pre-Demon’s Souls. Play Evergrace or something you casuals
>>747013812look forward to elden ring 2 in 3 years time
>>747010459LOOK AROUND NETLEY! A SUN! A MOON!
>>747005080Look at this board and tell me striving for 70 isn't too lofty a goal.
>fiction is ALWAYS ALWAYS trying to teach me a moral lesson about reality and is never simply fictionwestoids do be like that
>>747005080Men don't do magic because it's gay.Men drive swords in dudes and monsters Women talk shit into their hands and distort reality
FUCK the Carians
>>747005505Nah, you are doing all the sucking and blowing here.
>>747007228Okay, retard.
>>747017697Just like in real life
>>747008175>>747008518Or you are just retarded.
Never met a wiseman, it's always a woman
>>747010883Enough about you.
>>747017936If being smart means effeminate blue magic, Id sooner be a God fearing retard with big biceps
>>747017697>>747017874Sorry to hear about your retardation
>>747018005>big bicepsYou don't have that either.
>>747018107Sorry are we talking about Elden ring or is someone a wittwe angy with their lot in life?
>>747018158We are talking about you breaking into retirement homes and so you can watch men pee.
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>>747005080And yet women fuck everything up in Elden Ring>Godfrey>Killed everyone, fucked off. Came back, killed everyone again. Lost to giga chad Tarnished>Radahn>Killed everyone, beat the shit outta Malenia until she sperged out and gave him (and an entire kingdom) AIDS and then claimed that she didn't lose, wasn't owned, and was actually very calm>Rykard>Based Snake Man, Won at everything until Tarnished fucked him up>Thops>Thinks he's a retard, actually is developing super fucking advanced magic but is kept down by the system>Jerren>Gives Radahn an honourable death, chases down the evil (and hot) Sellen>Ansbach>Dignified, helps us put down the terrifying femboy. Doesn't even hold a grudge against us for obliterating his Lord>Goldmask>Fixes a shitty system through FACTS and LOGIC>Shabeebee>Fixes a shitty system through LETTING CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD>PeePeePooPooMan>Fixes a shitty system by making everyone huff brapsMeanwhile>Marika>Woman Moments, one after the other>Ranni>Sperged out and fucked the entire world up, has autistic plans that rely purely on happenstance and the Tarnished bumbling around. What a genius!>Malenia>Bumbling fucking retard who just starts shitting and farting any time she begins losing in a fight, claims she didn't lose>Fia>Makes a shitty system even worse by making everyone gay and retarded>Melina>Her big plan is to set herself on fire>Sellen>Ends up as a fucking ORB. Based and hot though.>Rya>Actually Based Low IQ Retard and Best GirlMiquella's failures are probably because he's a femboy, if not cursed with that he would've succeeded. Likewise with the poison twink, his feminine aspects made him cursed to be dumb. Special mention for Millicent who is far superior to Malenia
>>747018434No shit Sherlock.
>>747005505also a tranny fucked up the entire world for so ilogical reasons gideon went mad in his goals ( still will betray you)
>>747018467she grapes the lords
>>747008175trannygon already parry spells nothing impressive given this bitch fought it and got raped
>>747017980Wise women don’t exist
Play ReforgedThis game is so fucking good with the sekiro deflect>but the DLC gives it to youOh boy, the very end of the game gives me a highly temporary sekiro deflect
>>747018691Said by the faggot who's brain doesn't exist
>>747018467her failure was chosing a ponyboy as pony and the player using the power of chaos shield + a poke
>>747018467accurate
>>747005932>>747005080No one said any of this btw.
>>747005080>foids need 70 int to cast jank that doesn't hit
>>747019169Imagine if those wizard balls rolled like those silver balls
>>747019440Your spells just hit you in your retarded ass,
>>747019504>your hit you in yourMods, send this dalit to hyderabad
>>747019629The mods said you need a bath.
>>747019687>bot
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>>747010395i love this image
>>747019440Weird how a 70 int spell impressed the academy but this 35 int spell does its job way, waaaay better
>>747010046>He lacks faithHe literally gives you faith spells. He has faith... In himself.
This is how Rennala took over the school
>Be the Noble Broken Mask>Be terminally retarded
>>747005080A drop out bald guy figured out how to cuck their magic so hard he was murdered for it
>>747020509>ai slop
>>747005080Man the lore of this game is such a wasted potential. They got GRRM to write the lore and the end was just another dark souls slop where the world is le dying and everyone is le hollow and you are le special one to either continue le cycle or end le cycle.Fuck this shitty OTP devFrom Suckware
>>747022297I’m pretty sure it’s more so Miyazaki’s execution of the lore. Rather than what George wrote for him. That was the entire point. George wrote them a world they got to molest. It’s a fun concept really. “Here you go. Go wild.”.
>>747021460>he doesnt like aiyou'll never be indian
>>747022990I hate them
>>747019884BECOME YOUR OWN GOD
>>747023905>got buffed>100% better than the dragon roarsi kneel bear communion
Bloodborne is about the abuses of women. Elden Ring is about the exaltation of women.
>>747013812Sekiro 2 announcement at the end of the anime. TRUST THE PLAN
>>747025301Oh god pls no
>>747005080And all they have to show is a shitty ball spell.
>Led the only nation that successfully fought the might of the Golden Order>Fought Prime Radagon to a draw, something that no one else could do>During the war she cast a Terra Magicka so powerful that it covered the entire Academy of Raya Lucaria, buffing every Sorcerer and Carian Knight>Her Carian Knights absolutely annihilated the Leyndell Knights while outnumbered ten to one>She was neither a God or a Demi-God, and received her Great Rune from Radagon after the war. She was just a humble astrologer that became a queen>Her (and her sister's) Full Moon Sorceries and her Glintstone Staff have the highest INT requirement in the game>Can use Azure's Comet>Can summon a Dragon>Best children >Only recorded loss in canonical lore to this day was to depression
>>747027847ShutThe fuckUp
>>747028165
>Outer God gives esoteric mind shattering forbidden knowledge to low int strength build jock>They're too dumb to get it and don't go insane.Elden Ring should have done this
>>747028203Do you think the Carian trio hated their father for what he did to their mother? Even fucking RYKARD was in on the night of the black knives… Was Radahn stalling the stars for his sisters sake? I like the theory that Ranni bonded with Marika behind the scenes, as both didn’t want to be under the control of the fingers and the greater will. Ranni wouldn’t have wanted what her father wanted.
>>747007009Nah, Elden Ring is fine. a 7/10. It's too bad the invasion system sucks fucking ass which basically killed any longevity for the game. Takes me minutes of alternating between bloody finger and resucant finger to find anyone nowadays. Can't wait for Duskbloods.
Why are there spiral motives EVERYWHERE in this game?
>>747031324Life comes from the stars - the spiral current galaxy - which becomes the spiral of life - the helix.
