>Latest patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-patch-notes-version-117https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png >Nightreign MoreMapVariation+SoTEWeapon mod guidehttps://rentry.co/ergMMVW>Nightreign Boss Arena Modhttps://www.nexusmods.com/eldenringnightreign/mods/449?tab=description>Nightreign Artorias Boss Guidehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kr6qcjP4Fds&t=276s>Nightlord resistances charthttps://files.catbox.moe/rd2k5n.jpg >The main information document for Elden Ringhttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Group/Multiplayer Passworderg>Anti-threadshitter filter listhttps://clipb.in/hga6AdYTouch Bloodstain: >>579851247
>>579983186I look like this
>>579983357do you wanna go out with me?
>>579983186this is the thread
>>579983468consider >>579974612
why are there 2 threads
>>579983468Only if you're S tier
list of S tier erg wives and S tier erg husbands?
>>579984914ball
Depressing run. Apparently, I can't do anything right today.
The filter thread won fairly this time.(Posted after the bump limit)
i like that xhe has taken to tucking the list
>>579991213it wasn't. timestamp is earlier than op's own 750th post linking this thread.
>>579994446No it isn't count again
The rightful heir
>>579997652
>>580005058You're off by 1.
bump
>>579984914terr
I feel sorry for the twinbird lore schizo. Dude needs help.
Letting demi human males rail Boc repeatedly in the birthing nest, then using a machine to milk her throughout the inevitable pregnancies and selling the milk for fat stacks of runes to inhabitants of Farum Azula
>Forgot I was in queue>Left for a good 30 minutes to prepare cookie dough.>Come back and dawdle on the computer for 1 more minues>Finally remember Nightreign is still on>Check>Still 1/3Good thing the queue is dead, or that could have been a disaster.
>>580027652This but me instead of Boc
>>580005058Apologize. >>580007634
>>580027652>not using lifesteal fist to milk her
This is threadgicide
>>580025371You can just call him DOS and yes he desperately needs help he's taking pictures of random cave walls now>>580041202Greasy...
>>579991213ergies simply prefer the unvandalized thread
>>580048047>ergiesMade it too obvious award
>>580050240just stating an observable fact, faggot.
Idus Knight looks like a good start for a Type B build. Lots of stats into feminine attributes and very little stats into masculine attributes.
>love axes>love hammers>no more than one of each 'great' that I deem worthy of carrying to godhoodSwords piss me off, they get everything and everything.
>>580055661>literally the greatest greataxe is only obtained at the end of the game>don't want it because I'm my own Lord, not Godfrey
>>580033102>>580027652Stop being weird
>>580052729>gets clocked>tries to shamelessly damage controlLike pottery, you're not weaseling your way out of this dsjeet maggot
1/3
>>580055661Are you phoebe
>>580072840Centipede in Elden Ring, Ahd in Nightreign.
ggs horse
im so hungry i could eat a horse
>>580076382i saw a cute horsey
>>580076880And this is?
Don't you dare!, O Don't you dare!!
>>580076910Animelover67
>>580076841that's a nice horsey
good morning erg!!
>>580076880ilov amirah
>>580077046blud got that square jaw like zuk doe
>>580077219There's our proud mother
>>580076880so valid...
>>580077046Truthfully?
>>580076910https://www.youtube.com/@AmirahSouls/featured
queue up nya :3c
FCUKING MIQUELLAS RUNE BROKE 1000000 KM AWAY FROM THE FORT WHY DIDNT PEOPLE SAY IN ANY FUCKING GUIDE LIKJE HEY DONT GO RIGHT OF BONNY VILLAGE ITS THAT EASY
>>580077706is this animelover/nakadashi
>>580077219hi mommy
>>580077669this one talks with the Chills footlettuce cadence
How do we turn the erg boys into erg girls?
why are we 'oxxing xer?
>>580077754Between this and Freyja and Hornsent not reacting to anything I'm seething
>>580077963the mirror in the roundtable hold
>>580077963you are so pornsick and I wish you would respect yourself better
>>580077963this is getting stale
>>580077331Talked about his dead boyfriend out of nowhere award
>blue phantoms get rune arcs for killing red's seriously?
>>580077963You already got cc and sludge who transitioned within the last year after playing nightreign
it's a yurmy yurm world
>>580076880which erg girl looks like this?
>>580079170only the tvrkish ones
2/3
wtf bros huge nightrein update?
>fextra still hasn't added the Tarnished Edition weapons Why does this site suck so fucking bad? Why are the worthless? Is there any alternative to Fextra?
>>580080001they're too busy making RL150 builds with 40 vigor
>>580080001>Is there any alternative to Fextra?https://eldenring.wiki.gg/
>>58008015040 vigor is more than enough for pve if you aren't a shitternone of the nightfarers even have that much
Whats the final one and true GeeZensus on TE, goycattle cashgrab or is the heavy knight starting class alone worth it for pvp
>>580079832Yeah we should all move over to MMV
>it takes 5 minutes to find a match in the regular expeditions Dead game, no wonder the general is just for tranny erp
>Dragon Wifeerm...
>>580080259wut? most of the nightfarers have more than 40 vigor
>>580077331true
The fuck is wrong with this guy >>>/v/747005080
>>580079832He belongs itt because he's a constantly buttmad shitter too
I've been in queue for 2 hours with no games...
Favorite Elden Ring class? Mine is Astrologer.
I hate Recluse ult having no iframes toward the end.
Weird connection.
>>580081052is everyone lagging around?think it might be seamless, I can't rejoin
>>580081052>>580080995>>580081207sussy
>>580081207I saw some insane lag. I'll restart the session.
>>580081258The lobby is open. Join back.
>>580079832>lying titleWhat's their problem? Is being retarded a prerequisite to be a content creator?
Rate my Tarnished
>>580082032Reddit
arise now tarnishhhed
He’s right you know >>>/v/747006602
>>580082032lookin' good anon
jee said the patch ruined the game but he doesnt care since hes quitting for bluds TE is for the goodest goyhope this helps 364
>>580082486is xe really quitting?
queue up
who would win in a fistfight nakadashi or animesissy69???
just a movie left to go and it's into the basement forever with our filthy unwanted selves...
jee doesnt like eldie and wishes he was play god3+1bluds will have to do until the next mainline game
>>580082770nakadashi is so fucking bad at the game you can't even make a comparison
i guess they're queuing then
>>580082032>dresden would home invade altus citizens with/10
>>580082842movie is going to suck ass but don't worry, the duskbloods dlc is going to be amazing
>>580082842I forgot about the movie, it looks like it's gonna be like an incredibly boring Game of Thrones episode with just a bunch of people talking. Should've been an animation
>three rune arcs to protect a single HostNoice.
>>580083250>Should've been an animation Don't worry jacksepticeye got you covered with the bloodborne movie
>>580083005I'm surprised he didn't shout "Forzare!" when he kicked down the door
>>580083323melty incoming!
>>580083250only if they did a stop motion yarn movie
>>580080150Why they say fuck me for?!
Seamless shat itself. Join back.
>>580084000it's a bit too jank for me to continue but I had fun
>>580083903soul...
Does anyone else have little roleplay quirks during random co-op? For one of my characters, I have a beacon placed on the Erdtree, so after helping someone beat a boss, I can face towards the Erdtree and use the Prayer gesture in its direction, even when I can't see it.
Should we keep doing forges?
>>580084054ggs! pls be my dragon wife>>580084851if you wantI'll switch characters real quick then
>>580084054I'm glad you had fun.
>>580083903how do you spend 150 levels only to have no stats
My Comet does 3443 damage, charged. That is fucking disgusting.
I DID IT BROS! I IGNORED THE GUTS SWORD AND ACTUALLY STUCK TO THE PLAYTHROUGH I WANTED TO DO!
>>580085315good job cutie
>>580085315that sword is gay anyway
>>580085385Shut your maggot faggot ass up mushjeet no one in the world likes you
>>580085315Based
>>580085562who is mushjeet
pataGOD
>he got that mad over a fat rolling gatsufucking lmao
I really need to work on my PvP skillz.>>580086384Trve.
>>579983186>filterjeet was really bumping his own thread for almost 24 hoursyuh
>>580086442I'll stop sandbagging lol
there's izzat for the taking out here in ergiestan
>>580082910>>580082486Didn’t ask>>580083005Many don’t realize the kino he was referencing…
this is the end for the ergiestanis
does anyone know if seamless coop works with creamapi I don't own shadow of the ergietree
le funi frog helm
>>580079170>>580079448amirah is p*lish doe
our boy has hit a 600 winstreak and is doing some trio runs
>>580087525whom?
>>580087590terr
>>580086956Try connecting to us and see if it works. Password erg
>>580087590creasygawd
>>580087590https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a57RFt9vCUE
Would anyone like to watch a completely silent stream of me farming one dismounter in elden ring?
>>580088651yes
>>580088651What is it with you fags and streaming? You're not gonna become the next big eceleb. Play the fucking game yourself.
>>580088894I'm already an e-celeb
>>580088651No as it shouldn't take that long to get one
>>580088894I like watching anons stream
>>580088894Didn't know the dismounter made so many people here angry
>>580089095You could be doing literally anything else better with your time. Like, I don't know, playing the game yourself maybe? Fucking retarded zoomer cuck.
uh oh unc is leaky
>>580089394It's good second monitor content, why are you so angry all the time nathaniel?
>>580089394What the sigma meltyWe have 2 moni's, unctardskibidibeetbeetshamonahehe
>chill outfits completely mislead or filter the tryhards all togetherall according to cake
>>580089394no need to blow your tampon sis
>>580089394I like to do both. Also this >>580089569 I usually am in a voice call with a friend while they stream a game to me while I'm also watching an anon stream while I'm also playing a game and browsing the internet. I'm considering getting a 3 monitor set up, but I haven't looked into how to do that. >retarded zoomerRetard yes, young, no. I'm probably older than you.
>>580089004name
>can't attacl more than once agaonst daggersThank you Miyazaki.
>>580089004>>580089134>>580089569>>580089616>>580089683Go back to your trooncord you insufferable faggot trannies. You don't do anything but shit up our threads constantly. Neck yourselves.
first drop. Thanks for coming to the stream everyone
>>580090085>continued meltykinography
>>580090085not your thread, maybe go back to ranting at fanart makers on twitter instead
erotic duchess moans
GG Coldbugs. BAKA, had such strong passives. It's always like this, get strong passives get normal, have mediocre or shit passives ED.
gg baby bugs and I'm sorry for putting you through whatever retardation I did, that was a really stupid build
>F tiers still playing nightreign>D tiers moved to seamless co opWhat are the A+ tiers up to?
Routing question for anons. Should've I've just gone directly south for invader church? Thought process was to check what boss was there and duchess caster can stock up on shards while I have chance of blue passive. Or is that side trip waste of overall time? >>580090948Neither of your two builds felt terrible.
insane CBT with all of the grunt mobs fucking us relentlessly also a bunch of arena rejects waking up
>>580091612meanwhile this parasocial retard still here doing neither
>>580091663that was a fine decision since it's the only rise on that seed, i might skip it with a weaker team though
they just killed King Kevin the empire is fallen
>>580091663i think it's fine if you feel like your team lacks the damage to finish off elite enemies without burning shards during the run, it's a single invader and you've got a wylder with bleed hook so they should be able to handle it without you but it is quite a bit of distance between the normal route and the detour route so i'd personally say not worth unless you're looking for a specific spellit's definitely not a bad decision though
>>580087765doesn't seem like it
>>580092490seamless has its own personal check for DLC since Luke is le "anti-pirate" or whatever. Most people end up on a private server
>>580087768>>580087641weird fan fiction
>>580092802it's yui now chuddy
have you ever heard the legend of trishtina, the 200 streak S tier
>>580093114bwo that's not even top 5 ergie streaks...
>>580093076ty sis
We've got time for one more boss
welp I guess that's a good spot to end on since we forgot to do something lolggs
Thank you to everyone who participated.>>580093387GG I can end it here, it's fine. I hope you had fun.
>>580093372saw this too late and I was on aids cooldown sorry
>>580093579It's fine, we'll pick up from where we left off next weekend. I actually can't make it Mon-Fri and I don't want to change the schedule.
You guys should join the lobby next weekend.
the ergs shall unite
>>580093718works for me I was worried you'd be trying to do it every day
don't worry we VVILL be having daily fcs until next weekend
last fc died prematurely o algo
F I G H T ! ! !
>4 years since last single plater fromsoft gameits jover
3 more.months until we get the duskbloods
TGS soon brother
>>580094571Evan Dough it was a newfig that killed it
what do we play until then xisters?
>>580095193You can have fight clubs
>>580094143buy me SOTE
>>580094932fromsoft has been making singleplayer games for decades so they try new stuff once in a while and you immediately start crying? get a grip
>>580094932nightreign has a single plater mode doe
>>580094571>>580094338>>580095102>>580095320shut up
>>580096163I am qq
>>580095715but nr is mold and the duskbloods is on the mario box...
>>580096416I think you quoted the wrong person buddy
Surely there are SOME xbots here, right?
>>580097398post your cute character instead
no, now queue up
>>580097398lol no
get to depth 5 with randoms first
>>580097398I think xbox is the least populated platform for these games.
i see so many messages and ghosts from the erg pass on xbox i wonder how old these must be and whether or not it's like just the same two people, very weird and creepy.
>>580040080Womp womp
>>580098057creasygawd got an xbox just to write all of those
>>580097819Multiplayer is still super active at least, so it can't be that far behind
>>580092802Umm, isn't that discriminatory against heckin' latinx who can't afford the game?
>>580098712I'm a POC and trans and it's really weird how they wanna come across as an "ally" but won't support people like me who can't just afford to drop $100 on a game and it's DLC :/
>>580098924So fvckin' trve, transistor.
>>580098712>>580098924i feel enlightened...
>>580098924This is why you date a rich white trans girl
>>580098924you're beautiful
i'm going to cry
>>580099490rajaramush...
>>580097398ask in a couple years when playstation is bankrupt and xgods won
the xbergieyogurts
>>580099490mushjeetchaser is pathetic
we are the ergieswe do not forgivewe do not forgetwe live in a society
may chaos take the ergs
>miranda blossom frenzycancer spam balancerbruh
>>580097528fine.
the ergieporgies shall writhe
>>580100812freaky slut
>>580100812
>erg>elden ring general>erg>e rotic gay
>>580100812type A FTH builds only btw
in search of the Aryan Ring
ern kinda yurmy right nyow
ern?
>>580100995Is this the key to unlocking the elden ring arg
I miss the running-attacks from thrusting swords in DS1
How would the everdark nightlords fair in a battle vs Elden Ring's remembrance bosses? Lore not gameplaySure Heolstor > the rest but what about the likes of ED Gladius?
>>580101654Yeah they were great since the character didn't retardedly draw their arm back before hitting
>>580101686radagon no dif him
>>580100663>animelover incant guardian special + greasy + scholar (useless class)incredibly grim
>>580100663get to depth 5 with randoms first
I'm doing my first fresh playthrough since the DLC release and just realized that I can start the DLC without ever killing Radagon/Elden Beast or even burning the Erdtree. Thematically I think it makes more sense to do the DLC before burning the tree, but if I put off burning the tree then I won't have access to Farum Azula and there's a lot of stuff there that I'll want to have when I'm doing the DLC.
>>580103349get raped first
>>580103696lynched that roach
welp I think I should stop playing scholar when we are on melee team
>>580103236You can't even tell greasy is in that image or let alone that there's a scholar on that team. You just exposed yourself, schizo.
should've dodged the d3 player
exposing myself to the ergies
I might have survived that last flurry if I remembered to retaliate near the end of it. It only came to me after I died.
>>580103937be nice to greasy
>>580104060Also, I didn't see the protective bubble around me when I used charged attacks, and kept dying in 1 hit. So I wonder if the negation passive was broken.
>>580103897look at the compass on the top retard
>>580103897You can see the "asy" letters, Creasy is the only one with a name like that on the pass. You can also tell that's Remance because his name is also the only one like that and he's one of 3 anons who plays Scholar so it's a safe guess.
>>580104230>>580104060btw not sure if you know but taking dmg negation of same colour buff does not stack
>>580104319>>580104302Also that which I didn't notice either
>>580104383I was not aware.
>>580104619same with charge attack negation and successive, I think full and low hp negation do stack with same colour
>>580104160Creasy is way better than that retarded birdjeet at least he has the conscience to not play the worst class while already being bad
>>580104748That's good to know, but it probably wouldn't have changed much that game. I passed up on a 36% taking damage negation. Perhaps if I had that, then I could have tanked the final flurry. But perhaps not.
>>580104060Yeah it's my bad bwo I kept griefing trying to apply all the wacky statuses I had in my inventory I should have just used the Star Fists...
Ritually removing Creasy's foreskin
>>580103897calm down rapiedlaire
Why are they having a reasonable discussion after the loss?No essays? No Melties? No Blocks!? How boring
>>580104025we know youre from finland dsjeet
>>580103897keep talking GODlaire
>>580105635Honestly I wish I was more mentally unstable so I could get into fights with people after bad runs
>>580106021ask Elf for tips
>>580105670>>580106065kek
>>580077219
>>580106065
>>580106065>>580106131>>580106341i dont getted it
>>580106242based
shouldn't the tiff fc be at the raya lucaria gate
>>580106065Tips on how to OD maybe.
>>580107491ELF OVERDOSED?
>>580105559Said everyone ever>>580105778said no one ever
i am the bishop of fingers
>>580103696You already raped your previous victim (troonlaire)
>>580093387>>580093513>>580094143Something came up, so I missed the 2nd session, apologies. t. 3rd guy from 1st session
>godlaire evantoe he got raped by d3 heolster
>>580089004lolcow punching bag doesn't count
i say, the poster below me shall be kind and sweet
hi guys
>>580104160He doesn’t deserve that so no>>580097398No retard you play the permaraped console headed by a literal jeeta refer to >>580079087
bit laggy and damn rune greatswords suck ball
>>580105303What does bwo mean? Black World Order?
I've never seen someone actually fall from there>>580108816sorry for the net
>>580107989b-but it was D4 ACK!
i killd goldfreymy weapons are only +10 and i don't want to level up without melina present so i suppose i will HAVE to do morgott tooit is what it is
>>580106242Tried too hard award.
>>580106242Didn't try too hard award.
>>580108918Urban dictionary says it means bro. So I guess it's the uwu tranny version of bro.
>>580108918no thats bnwo
bwo is angwy ÒwÓ
the white version
>>580109314bwo...
>>580109010Newfag award.
>>580106242King Kevin shall name you SENATQR QF THE ERGISTANVS
>>580109572not your rapist bwo
>>580104914They're terrible with ironeye too. It's more of an experience thing I think, they don't even have 200 hours in and is in depth 3, him and naka should get to depth 5 with randoms first
>>580109696i am yours
new yeeto
>>580098091>>580040080You can make your own threads anons, unlike the filterjeet i'm not here 24/7
Part of me wants more greatsword or UGS moves that block a hit, probably getting some chip damage just like blocking normally, then hitting.
>>580110230Weird how that second one sounds a bit like a call to a raid.
>>580110309CRUSHING COUNTER
erg raiders
>>580110309me on the right
>>580110353Posts like this are why you keep failing your janny application
any type Bs?
>>580110619but I am 1/3 here, am I the blocked?
>>580105670He just squats there actually>>580108918Keep it to yourself t___
>>580110723@DragonWife@XboxSlut
>>580110736yes
faithgirls win again
>>580110808And phoebe
the all-knowing
>>580111381need type A summon
>>580110723Idk what to do with this character. Idus isn't optimal for any invasion builds I think.
>>580111686idus is dex fth
Any build optimizers out that include the new classes?
Hey /erg/, filter list's updated. A few more phrases added and cleaned it up some more. Copy paste and replace your current one.
well time to check the new words xe added
patch notes pl0x
>>580112047I want to rape Reinhard.
>>580112047thanks for keeping us posted about your rape
>>580112047This is going to really upset dsg.
>didn't add any variations of crease or dosoh brother this guy stinks
Phil Terr here
top 6 3rg tee girls?
Cunt.
>>580112701bronybroterrcucktrishtroondeviljeetcreasyGAWDongbal
Sexually assaulting Boc on the beach, then leaving her sweaty salty self for round 2 (and 3) with the local land squid.
>>580111686sure buddy. kek
>>580112701Goddess TrishCelestial ccQueen CupcakePrincess ElfSlut Sludge
>>580112047Honestly your list would stand out more as a ritualpost and we wouldn’t have constant double threads.
>>580112982good and funny list>>580113513disgusting list
>>580112982good list>>580113513>tranny>femboy>Tranny>bipolar tranny>brown trannybad list
>>580109479Threadshitters want that, because they're afraid of the filter being normalized. They should just relent and keep the filter in to OP
so much turmoil in erg...
>>580114583your racism ends here
>>580098152He seems raped and deranged enough to do that honestly.>>580098712>>580098924The issue…?
Is the grafted sword good? I am thinking of switching over to that once I have 40 strength.
>>580112047Thanks for your work as usual orkbro
>>580100878>>580100404>>580100178>>580100627>>580104025>>580107469>>580078907>>580101173No one gave you permission to empty your bowels yet have some restraint
geg
nah das GAWDSOUL doe?
zυk it upɱaddy it down
>>580115325good evening
My lover
I should've paid attention to jewtube streamer scavenger hunts instead of skipping them because I can't remember where anything is
I hate this game with passion
>>580116432Name?
>>580116432I've yet to die in the round table hold.
>>580116432>nightrashNot my problem
>>579983186Does anyone have some recommended mods for me? Stuff that makes the vanilla game better.
>>580115051Yes, it's just a big bonk but it's one of the best. Sometimes simplicity is all you need.
>>580113323Bruh you're gonna get monkey aids kek
>>580118146That shit gets me all the time. It's always a tiny bit more delayed than what feels right.
>>580112047Thanks>>580111887Yeah>>580108972Ok
>>580118337Jump
>>580118334something to ruminate upon
>>580118717Jumping too early still gets you hit.
Why is this general of all places the one that's so unbearably bad?
>>580119441A certain game was released one year ago
>>580092802>is le "anti-pirate"he's very obvious getting paid for it since it gives players a better multiplayer with 0 need for fromsoft "official" maintenance so it's not anti-piracy at all
>>580116528Nakadashi!!!
>>580119464Gasp. Silk Song.
>>580119464And it saved this general for a year. Now we're back to mostly having to deal with subhumans who only play Elden Ring instead of both games. They have nothing to do in the game so they shitpost here and throw tantrums at the newer game and newer players for saving this general and keeping it alive for an extra year.
>>580119464This place nosed dived a couple years before elden ring and now it's somehow even worse than that time.
>>580119634worst attempt at bait i've seen yet
>>580119783well i almost replied to it
>>580119634we say this in bahari punjab
>>580119634This, but unironically
>580119634Fooled no one award
>>580119441stop complaining and use the filter list little goy
they make the thread stinkso they can sell their filterswhile they suppress our gems
timmy posting xhis Ls again
we are the ergoyim hear us shout
>>580120219There aren't any gems that require using the words in the filter list.
>>580115206He does look like he could be one of those doesn’t he?>>580115372>>580115579>>580116114>>580120358Shut up.
Is there a better place to discuss elden ring?
>>580120716Second best option is discussing it with lesbians on twitter who spend more time reading fics than playing
>>580120219You jest but this is what unironically happened with the erg discordSomeone or perhaps even a group of people began falseflagging in the thread with dsg-esque spam, created and advertised a discord to get away from said spam, and then it was later discovered alot of the thread shitting came from that discord. Shit makes me sick honestly we've got some slimy jews among us
>>580120716not remotely
>>580119000Parry it
Can you guys stop being whiny little bitches for one thread it's a video game/words on a screen
>>580120935qrd?
the honour of ergs demands grim vengeance
>>580121214Parry it
the ergieflowers are blooming...
>>5801207164chan is a bulletin board. You post a message, then go away, and then come back later to check if anyone replied to your message.The thing is, anons don't treat the site that way. They treat it like a front porch, or a stoop. Where they hang out and shoot the shit for an extended period of time.Point is: go do something. Say what you have to say, and then leave and do something else. Check back later.
we are the porch monkeys
I'm in my first run as a Switch 2 player. I'm hesitating due to seeing all the shit that has faith requirements but I decided to go into a Dex/Int build for my first run. So far I've basically done as the game says and explored the shit out of stormveil castle, should I reconsider INT?
>>580121709Int is great anon. Pure int or dex int are both strong. Just explore, you'll find plenty of spells and skills and talismans that will give you big powerspikes. Pay attention to rises on the map ( I think they show on the map idr)
>>580121084>>580121374How?
>>580121530which erg boys are those?
>>580121915Ok, I was starting to get worried when even that red fucking knight dropped a fucking miracle.
>>580121690I'm surprised any ergie knows the term "porch monkey". I thought you all were too european to know that one.
>>580066562>>580066204>>580066125>>580112701>>580112982>>580114139>>580114338Silence weirdo
>>580122108>>580121690I'm taking it back
>>580122482*flicks your forehead*
>>580121709all those miracles you're finding early game are all shit don't fall for it
>>580122482>weirdopoint that finger right back at yourself, mass reply jeet
>>580121709Int is good. But I think it's more interesting to become a full blow battle mage, rather than just a guy holding an int scaling weapon.Here's a small tip for you. Nothing major, but putting it in spoiler tags in case you don't want to know: There's a spell seller in Limgrave. If you haven't found her already, then I recommend searching the east side of the lake in some ruins.
int sisters are so superior
we are the ergiesisters oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah
we are the ergiesisters we carry the hrt
>>580122874he’s not the one talking about “girls” with penises though
wero wero
You give me second class fight clubs Second class spell schoolsKnow all /erg/ people in this board be second class foolsAnd its true now, thats the truth now its true nowAyy lmao but I got something on (you)I know how to leave you with the blue balls
>>580122108What the hell ever gave you that idea? There’s a handful of Europeans (read: not squatting monkeys) here but that doesn’t mean we all are
us g9Acolytes will rape the ergies in the fc with the power of hardswapping and backstabs
*parrys you**crits you**hardswaps to full albinauric set in the middle of the animation*heh... nothing personnel ergie porgie...
>>580119837thanks for sharing t***>>580121992that’s t___ and his brothers in their rundown apartment
shadilay my fellow ergistanis!
>>580124547you have to make it more accessibledo you remember?the fc we had in September?love was changing the minds of ergieswhile chasing the troons away
>>580126461Don’t chase troons away, make them feel welcome
>>580126543welcome to the genniewe got troons and gameswe got everything you wanthoney we know the names?
>>580126461My song has nina simone calling out the noses in the end, it is superior.
Can frenzied flame seal be dropped by other players? I can't finish hyetta's quest without bricking my save with the +8 halberd
>>580126716Yea but it still has the upgrade stone req like other dropped weapons.
>>580126716bro your ce
The devs are goobers
>>580129195Rev needs a buff she is so shit and useless (basically every character not named ironeye or duchess is)
surely the bait will work this time...
piping hot revturds
Do you guys prefer to burn the Erdtree and kill Radagon/Elden Beast before starting the DLC or after? Doing my first fresh playthrough since the DLC released and I'm having some trouble deciding. From a lore/RP perspective I want to fight Malenia and burn the Erdtree after the DLC but there's so much stuff in Farum Azula.
>>580130361I don't even bother with the game after leyndell so
>>580130361Go into the dlc when you get to the warp to Mohg in snowfields then go back to base game after a while and bounce back and forth.
>>580111686Give her platinum blonde hair NOW
>>580118146prehistoric clip
>>580130127we say this in hindustan
even doe its ergistan dumb newfig
>>580131449>>580130038>>580129195Kino Wyldmaidens
>>580131353why?
Level 150 kinda feels like shit for anything except pure unga STR builds
>>580132432Sounds like a you problem
>>580132432Stop limiting yourself to arbitrary level ranges decided by trannies.
the grace goblin
>>580132628I actually don't PVP much, I prefer to be summoned to help hosts. I'm only just assuming 150 is the most active for that, though.
Is 25-30 +4 really not a thing? Is there a single hostcel out there without a single +1 weapon?
>>580132354Indians love blondes
>>580132936It's more about not invading +7s
>>580124137>>580122482stunlocked, clocked and ROCKED his squirming faggot maggot ass
>>580131353Truth
getting our parry daggers stuck together...
Cutting Boc's ears off and sticking them to her ass with her tail between to make her look like an elephant
>>580130361I like saving the final boss of the DLC for the final fight, so yeah pretty muchI unlock the DLC in the midgame, after morgott basically, to pick up some items in the DLC. And then after I finish Radagon and Malenia I do all the DLC. It definitely feels like a postgame area
>>580134729well he'll feel like such an elephantshaking his big fat trunk for the hell of it
gg holester
gg
>>580134991kek
It's crazy how awful mountaintops is when you're efficient on day 1 about getting invaders and castle done. We had a seed with only 3 formidables and one of them was all the way in that corner of the lake so it wasn't really worth going to because we were in the NE already. Doesn't help when you have an idiot church pinger wylder dragging the 3rd teammate away from the good bosses and POI's so you get to mountaintops even faster
>>580135341Based wyldaryan
Can all our Nightfarers working together beat the Elden Lord Tarnished with the power of friendship?
>>580135582No
>>580135341The Mountaintops has plenty of bosses. You just have to know how to route to get them all. Here would be my ideal route, if I had enough time in the day. Unfortunately, a lot of people skip that little side encampment. But it's a free orb, as it only takes a short to to grab it in passing.
>>580135582Yes
>>580136224y-yeah haha....
>>580135341Wylder with infinite prep time > any souls character
>>580137207Meant for my gf's post >>580135582
elftina..
wylderr would not even be allowed into leyndell
>>580137642cctina, trishtina, dustina, elftina, creastina, mushtina. Only one tina can be the bestina.
>>580136224In hindsight, it's nice to see>The ice dragons were once lords of the mountaintops long ago, until they were defeated by the Fire Giants and chased from the peak.didn't happen in Nightreign with how many they have.
>>580137881Cool it with the Indian mindlessness
>specifically on a dual wield build>Shop is the 2h shop with the blue sword that has max HP + 2h
>>580138006deepest lore
Does MLGS belong with them?
>>580138318If Monado and Keyblade do, then yeah.
>>580136339Cute>>580138161You’re asking a lot of him that’s what he lives for
>>580138452>>580138161Don't make it so obvious maggot get ahold of yourself and try >>580120582
queuers?
weird stuff happening on /v/...
I still say Estus and Bonfire.
i miss [vagueposting faggot]
trishtina
>>580138758queued
I tried melee as a caster and I can say with 100% factual accuracy that melee is either for streamers or indians that want to farm izzat.
>>580139238Are you saying its too hard?
>recently been dual wielding tryhard after playing nothing but sword and board on this characterIts much more satisfying. Playing with a shield has some charm, but landing guard counters is so inconsistent/waste of time anyway.
>>580139639snb is just downgraded from the previous game because redditroons found it too powerful
>>580139639Have you tried flipping your enemies?
>>580139016Should kill himself.
>>580139430Im saying the late game it becomes an unfun chore.
>>580140260For Honor did not provide a satisfying level of roll slop. The game wants you to parry slop.
>>580139238it's not exactly an mmo party of tank caster support but I feel like you do actually want an ironeye or wylder or something to be taking the lead with fights so they get aggro first and have tools to stay aliveTriple melee feels slow as hell (as well as all wanting the same passives most of the time) and double casters double dip on resources too much as well as just leaving you with 2 glass cannons.
I just started playing Nightreign today, got to those dogs on my first run but they ended up killing me, I have no fucking idea how you're supposed to avoid getting damaged once they split up and start attacking you separately. Still got their health down about 2/3rd's of the way, but that shit really sucked. Do you guys have any tips, are there places I prioritize visiting first or something?
>>580139836>>580139639Even toe s&b is mega strong in wurmring due to being able to swap a WA shield with a parry shield without your opponent even knowing
>>580140260I can hear it..."AD PROFUNDIS"
>>580140803run away until only one comes at you then run again when the main one howls. the fuse back together after a minute.
>>580130361I want to go to the DLC before burning the tree, but there's shit I want from Farum. Namely the smithing bell bearing.
>>580140267she owns you chud
>>580140787triple melee is fine, especially if one is an ironeye
>>580141043It's the other way around.
>>580140815>its strong because of things that have nothing to do with snb specificallyuh oh retard alert
>>580130361Me refuse to fight DLC final boss because I don't like him. Yes, I know it's the DLC villain's plan to create a shit boss to deter anyone from stopping his plans.
>>580138876Like what>>580138931I miss pic related being posted
>>580140803Starter camp first to get to level 2. Church spawn you'll usually have to be level 1. Technically there are usually enemies nearby but a new player won't know all the mob locations yet. After that, a low level POI - the ruined cathedrals or the forts. Don't leave until you're level 3, get about 3-4k runes before you kill the boss and you should end with enough to hit level 3Then mid level POI's and small bosses until you're level 5-6, at which point you can probably do the castle basement if it's not BBH. After that, you basically want to be consistantly beelining to major bosses. So head up to the rooftop, maybe clearing one or two of the castle elites along the way, then head to any formidable bosses (red boss icons, marked on the map on day 2) and keep getting them down until Day 2 ends. The field bosses are in static locations and they're pretty easy to memorize.You should basically never aim for churches when planning your next objective. You will always get them along the way, plan them into your route instead of making them a main objective.Also you have one purchaseable wending grace from both the limveil merchant and the spirit shelter merchant so you have 3 free revives on night 3 if you didn't burn either wending.The flowchart isn't 100% concrete, but to learn when you can bend the rules you need to get experience with the game first.
>>580140787Im talking about Elden Ring. Not the mod Nightreign
>>580141554>I'll have you know I'm not only retarded but also a shitposterok
What is the most Jack Garland themed anti-Midra setup?
>>580141701>Makes a mistake>Gets corrected>Gets yyper-defensive for no reasonsaaar i am very impress with you sword skill. take my izzat
>>580132432Bullshit. I run pure sorcery just fine at 150 and a bunch of othe builds.
>>580139238It’s nice to have a raw physical damage sword to switch to as a caster for certain boss fights. Not anything too good. Just a generals purpose thing so when you inevitably hit some ridiculous INT resistance (like Renalla) it doesn’t feel like mowing your lawn with safety scissors
we are lost
gg red birds all that trouble to get a smithing 2 at the end of day 2 then I didn't even use it
>>580141073I'm mainly thinking of the erg "melee only" squads which is usually pure melee no starting bonus no balancer relics no ironeye, so I don't think I would count ironeye. The problem with triple melee is that yhey can't really snowball early, because everyone's highest damage option is just r1 or cr2 over and over. It get's the job done but the momentum feels way more glacial compared to having a caster/skillslopper + either an ironeye or duchess, the 3rd doesn't even matter. That and early invaders suck with every melee besides wylder. any time I see someone try to straight up melee an invader at level 2 its always an instant death.
>>580142108You aren’t lost you’re in erg
>>580142026Fuck all that. I lob spells even at resistant bosses. I also coop most bosses though, so it doesn't matter.
we used to be erg now we are in perpetual ergatory
Is there another AoW that's close to the Death Knights Great Axe?
>>580139238Just be autistic.https://youtu.be/6NR0v5Y1GX0
>>580141775Well, he's a jack of all trades, the game kinda encourages that, but by default, I'd say some sort of colossal sword and/or fists. So STR or Quality and use a colossal sword or maybe Greatsword of Solitude and fist weapons like star fists, iron ball, caestus etc
>>580142357Yeah I guess coop changes things. But just on normal play throughs not really looking for anything specific and going through the zones in the correct order I find I’m not satisfied with my damage output as a caster only is unsatisfactory on in resistant bosses. I have no qualms with using a mediocre weapon to speed things up
>>580142357kek yeah. any lack of damage with magic is a pure build issue. You should be fucking up loretta and any magic resistant boss regardless. And I mean you also have rock chuck.
>>580138373Kvno which few here were around for…
>>580142907so true bruh... only 90s kids know the super obscure animanga japanimation known as berserk... heh... iykyk.....
>>580142746What spells do you use against Rennala at low level? Because that fight sucks if you go pure int caster
>>580138609Your rape is obvious to everyone with eyes can’t help you there schizojeet
>>580143004Slicer
>>580143004I don't want to tell you
>>580142445Not telling
>>580143198is that because it’s comet azure
>>580143004i cast giant hunt on a cold claymore
>>580143605Giant Cunt Hunt amirite?
>>580143605Knocking up Rennala over and over again
WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY GIVING YOU +6 SMITHING STONES IN THE HALIGTREE???? I DON'T MEAN ENEMY DROPS I MEAN AS PREDETERMINED LOOT DROPS ALONG THE MAP
>>580144032THAT IS A CURIOUS QUESTION I DONT HAVE AN ANSWER TO BUT I WILL ASK MIYAZAKI THAT IF I EVER MEET HIM
does duskbloods have a release yet beyond “2026”
>>579983186That video complaining about Malenia has popped up again. As if the brain-dead bosses in DES, DS1, and DS2 were any better. Why did Elden Ring attract so many casual players?
>>580144032so you don't have to farm money to buy them when you inevitably want to try out a new weaponwhat I wanna fucking know is why we need TWELVE of each regular stone to get a weapon to +24, but somber weapons need only one of each somber stone
>>580140803You play with friends, then when the dogs split up each of you fights one. Also, read the menu text for important information.
>>580144545I prefer rando nation
>>580144309Nov or Dec at the latest, based on the time from the CNT. Elden Ring CNT was Nov 2021 then the game came out in Feb 2022
>>580144309I think we're getting it in late November or early December.
gg gigafish
>>580144867gg kinda nutso drops that whole run
>>580142403Do you have any hobbies that aren't 4chan?
Nigga who the FUCK invades and attacks while you're cheesing greyol with a friend.
>>580145692Redcels
>>580145751I don't even hate redcels normally, but this fucker was at sub 30 with a great katana, the DLC sleep sword, and other DLC shit.What a faggot
>>580145670Mongolian basket weaving
>>580144309The consensus seems to have been October but there’s nothing official no >>580145670Why ask questions you already know the answer to
>>580138438You can change the future
>>580145670I don't really have any hobbies outside of gaming and anime but I at least try to touch grass often enough. I just went fishing on the pier yesterday.
>>580146451show us the catch of the day
>>580146167>consensus >Two people said Nov/Dec vs your personal headcanon
>>580145670I would probably have killed myself years ago, if I didn't have my art hobbies. I can't imagine how others are coping without a creative outlet. Like, you don't produce ANYTHING? You only consume?
mmmmyes... consoom more content my litel ergoyims..
>>580146451>>580146615based hobbyanons
we ergs have a diverse culture
>>580146615playing games counts as an output rather than consumption, unless the game is too easy
>>580146545It was shit I'm never going evening/night fishing again. Morning is where it's at. Allwe caught was one smelt and I didnt even take a picture of it
>>580146615Creating stuff feels like it takes too much energy forr me. Maybe it's regenerative for you. After working I don't really feel like sitting down and trying to hone an artistic craft. I know I should though.
>>580146792Nahhh, not really. Getting good is a kind of skill development, but if you're not doing anything with that skill(like making guides, or writing reviews, or building a youtube channel, or entering tournaments), then you're just wasting energy.
>>580147106nah, fuck off
>>580147106That's such a weird line to draw. Not every part of your life needs to be productivitymaxxing
>>580147106i do some translations here and there and even though it's technically a creative outlet there's zero merit to it and it doesn't heal my soul in any way, i only do it to hone a skill the same way gaming is except gaming is much more creative and fun
you procced the gamers
>>580145670Being a hater.
>>580147443Cool it with the Indian mindlessness
>>580147556not your sahib
>>580147228>Not every part of your life needs to be productivitymaxxingCorrect. But something needs to be productive. Gaming is fun. But it's a wasteful kind of fun. It's play.
Do Light Greatswords suck ass? What the fuck should I do with the Idus Sword? I've tried consecutive attacks and charged attacks and neither were impressive at all, I had better luck with Piercing Fang than either of those. I went with a Dex build and Keen (and some faith for buffs) since Idus Knight starts with very low Arcane but maybe status is better anyway?
please don't tell me this is the lion tamer trying to tell people how to live their life
>>580147761Most people on erg have a job
we are the lion birds
>>580147842Cool it with the mindless posting
>>580146615Ive never really felt the urge at all, I dunno how to explain. at most ive wanted to make fanficiton of something else I like a lot already but I never have
>>580147771it's only good for wing stance which you don't get until milady anyway. just sprint to greyoll and pick up the temu great katana.
>>580147821Doubtful. But in any case, jobs aren't hobbies. And Jobs aren't necessarily productive. Nor are they necessarily fulfilling. Having a hobby that is both productive and fulfilling is the best.
>>580148060>just sprint to greyoll and pick up the temu great katana.what the fuck weapon are you talking about
>>580148060Ive already dragged it to Farum Azula but I want kind of insane on Fire Giant I have pureblood knight medal, I will go straight to Milady or just abandon for another weapon of some kind I guess. I'm using a mod that lets me do Executor parries but it keeps the weapons actual moveset so I'd like to avoid Katana if I can
>another normalnigger proselytizing on a video game boardget over yourself>>580148186https://eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/Reed_Great_Katana
>>580147771They're godly in PVP because they're stupidly fast and multi-hit while offering good range, allowing you to be extremely aggressive, though they're also easy to parry because of that. Put a buff on it and go to fucking town. Not the best weapon by any means (BHB with Blind Spot are still king) but still fun.
>>580146796>>580141463>>580136339>>580131449>>580130038Beautiful exewomen>>580132172Can't you see that's executor's hand in one of those stupid maggot
gg cold dogs I guess it was good it wasn't hot since none of you had negation at full but feels it like a waste
>>580150337as a shitter i would absolutely 3bar to hot dog with no dnaf t. ironeye
>>580150337yeah hotdogs might have been dicey
kek
>>580146451>he has to go fishing>he doesn't have yabbies living in his lawnngmi
>>580150889oi m8 u got a license for that?
What's the difference between the left and right numbers?
>>580151251The total value of your Physical defense adds up to 105, which results in a damage negation of 16.539%
>>580151251Defenses are innate to the player and scale with your stats. There's a complicated formula regarding those. Damage negation comes from your gear (armor, talismans, sometimes gear I think) and are applied after defenses.Resistances are also innate to the player and scale with your stats but you can also raise them by equipping armor, certain talismans and weapons.
>>580151575>sometimes gearweapons*
>>580151654And ashes of war and buffs, same with resistances. With resistances, the number on the right shows you how much of it comes from gear. Man, I am really forgetful.
>>580151475>>580151575ty
>>580151767I'm pretty sure that the "Explanation" tells you just as much too.
Can't find any invasions any more in vanilla, I think everyone moved back to smealess
>>580150889florida looks terrifying
we ARE getting a switch 2 editionwe ARE getting adel and fulghor raidsand we ARE getting everdark night aspect and dreglorddattebayo
gg 2bugs
>>580149265Cool it with the mindless posting
>>580147771Light Greatsword
>>580153067>man in a dresswhy are the chinese so gay?
>>580153160Ask the scottish
Vanilla lag is so fucking bad that you need to do negative spacing against every HA weapon. This is fucking cancer.
>>580153842negative spacing?
>>580153868It's when you have a latent opponent and you outspace them on their screen but it looks like you're in their range on yours. It's how you deal with high lat.
>>580153984>>580153842jeetnine tier cope
>>580147771It's a bit shit. Total animation commitment is long because of the double hits, but the poise damage is still low even on the guard counter so it doesn't stagger the things you want it to stagger. Go for the Great Katana or try the reverse blades, reverse blades have some similar problems but have a way better charged R2 with high poise damage that has good range
>>580154074Let's see you masterfully deal with arena players by using your spacing skills.
>>580151850I have the opposite problem.I get plenty of invasions in vanilla just fine, but on Seamless it's either invading the same guy 5 times in a row, or invading people afk at a grace 5 times in a row.>>580147771Light Greatswords are better with high STR.For PVP you 2H them, for PVE you pair them with a greatshield, they have pretty good guard counters that are both strong and fun to use.
>>580154365>I get plenty of invasions in vanilla just finewhat level?
>>580154393I mainly invade at 117, 150, and 200.But after the Tarnished Edition released I noticed that low levels are a lot more active, I was getting nonstop invasions on my level 20 yesterday.
>>580153984This kind of shit is why I never bothered learning how to pvp and only invaded the draconic tree sentinel outside leyndale to shoot people that are fighting the boss from behind
>>580154502damn, my lowest level guy is 50
>>580154697It's a very rewarding skill, but damn if it isn't hard as balls to pull off.
>>580154837how do you know that wouldn't hit you?
>>580154894It's based purely on prediction. You need to be able to get into your opponent's head and act accordingly. Say, you roll an attack early and then space away assuming that your opponent will try to do a followup.
>>580155276You roll early (on prediction) so you can iframe the attack on their screen and give you a bit more wiggle room. You can also space attacks early so your opponent will miss on their screen and then punish accordingly.
>flaming strike>sword dancedaring today aren't we
>>580155968Let me put Whora Lu's earthshaker on real quick for the roar to not even combo into the slam.
>>580156097theres lots more fun aows to use you stupid retard you just want free wins
>>580156304got any recommendations?
>>580156304They're strong but they aren't free wins if your opponent isn't a shitter.
>playing through the game with a spearchucker build>actually manage to coop with someone in farum azula>get invaded>its a youtuber trying to get footage for a perfumer build video>we waste his time until he walks off a cliff and dieslollmao
I cant fight Ancient Dragons in real Elden Ring anymore, it's too hard when you can't just hit the back legs
>>580156937you tried hitting the back legs?
>>580156750Driving redcels to suicide is very based. We approve.
>>580157008I do absolutely no damage back there, in Nightreign they just kinda die
>>580156937stay in front of them and hit their head after their attacks
erg seamless coop NG+2 Taunter's Tongue DLC runPassword: ergLevel 125Scadu level 20 and spirit ash level 10 is recommendedSpirit summons will be disabledDressing up for the general area is highly encouraged (for example: a Messmer soldier cosplay for the shadow keep, a Curseblade cosplay for Belurat, or a Omenkiller cosplay for Shadow Altus)We will try to kill every boss and play through every dungeonThe run will be streamed on Twitch so you can see all the highs and lows (especially the lows)Continuing on September 12th at around 4PM UTC with each session lasting 3-4 hours until we beat every boss or we give up>Do I need to be in NG+2 to join?No.>I don't have a character ready, what can I do about that?You can use mods or install a working Cheat Engine table and give yourself all that items that you need within a short time span and to quickly kill the bosses required for the DLC or to change your character level. If you don't have Cheat Engine installed just follow a guide and make sure to read everything during the installation process.>Why level 125? I want to play on my level 200 character!It's to maintain some semblance of game balance. There's nothing I can do to stop your from bringing in whatever overleveled character you want, but I'd rather we don't melt every boss in 30 seconds.>What if I'm TheBlocked™?I cleaned up my block list for the occasion. I can't control whom other people block.Any feedback is appreciated.
>>580156332spinning slash, square off, wing stance, phantom slash, flame skewer, blink bolt, palm blastuse your imagination for once anon
>>580147771>What the fuck should I do with the Idus Sword?Get a second one and dual wield them, get the Twinblade talisman for a 45% damage buff at the end of L1 strings, then abuse the fact that you can instantly go into that final L1 after a crouch L1, jump L1, jump R2, running R1, and both charged and uncharged R2.
>>580157975Holy shit, does GeeAllah know about this tech?
terrallah
>>580157975Sure looks like an easy way to get a Misericorde right in the ballsack.
>>580158596Cute retarded bad redgod trying his best
>>580149265Pipe down spamming jeet.
>>580158915thanks anon
>>580158596Based skilled good redGOD annihilating the coopcucks
oh FUCK YEAH!
>>580158109It can't land unless your opponent is AFK.
I'm gonna put savage lions claw on my great katana
>>580157975>the jumping L2 does more damage
>>580159561ur supposed to put blee on them bwo
>>580159561The initial L2 does more damage than the finishing one. The game says this can do standard and thrust and Messmer is equally resistant to both.>>580159770Anything works if you put bleed on it.
>Camponotus inflatusThey knew what they were doing
shut up man
>>580141105I think you'll kill yourself since you're a weird vindictive schizo
>>580161209I'm not the one statistically more likely to be suicidal or schizophrenic.
>>580161437truth
>>580161437Case in point
>>580161552It's okay, carnal.
>>580160559Poor guy's been suffering recently.
>>580161437sent that freak flying well done
sent freak flying so good saaaar me love you long time
>>580162839
Breaking Boc's feet then forcing her to give me a footjob so I can cum to her pained cries.
>>580162890Boc is male, and you're trying too hard tranny freak.
>>580162839kys
I mean, I wasn't going to say anything but I do find it strange to genderbend Boc in strange fantasies, it'd probably make more sense to come up with an entirely new demi-human oc who is female.
sigh dos woke up
>>580163278Why does he upset you so much?
>>580163175I think it's meant to sissify him
>>580163374Like genderbent executor images do?
boc the memester
>>580163417The game does that with the dress skin thoughbeit
>>580164108I've seen your images. I'll wait for anon to reply.
dos got raped irl apparently
by me
>>580164140Sorry you are upset exejeet panders to browns and trannies. Truth hurts.
>>580164282I don't have an opinion on it I was only asking. Looks like the thread warped into being all about me me me again. How does that keep happening when you 2 are posting?
even toe terr is the winner winner chicken dinner
*poke poke*cmon post about a /v/ thread again
>>580164354>Doubling down on the clitty leakPathetic >>580164386Winner of the raped by erg award*
new fromsoft at TGS please I don't have any copium left and no other developers can do it right.
>>580164532You'll stop being obsessed with me eventually it isn't my problem. Sorry for messing up whatever you were doing.
>>580164554They only showed sekiro at TGS because it was set in japan theyre not doing it again
>>580164636Oh, you're DOSpic, didn't realize I stood in shit, my bad.,
>>580164730I know bud we're all used to this by now you'll calm down at your own pace.
>>580164771>>580164636*poke poke poke*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjRGBeCwopois this the most stylish high aura build ever created?
Did you know that Honeypot ants have been found in North America, Africa and Australia?
>>580164897Nice
>>580164895can you send me your character sliders?
>>580164532incorrect
LilFaggy ruined PvEChaseTheFag ruined PvP
>>580165905from and miyahacki ruined pvp and pve*
Chudbloods killed fromsoftJeenine is singlehandedly trying to salvage the souls genre
queue for the game
>>580166460retard does not know what he is doing or talking about and LoTF PvP proved that.
>>580164771>raped schizobabble>>580164865Don't do this t xhim
>>580164895damn, spellblades play a different game entirely
>>580167801We know you are going to do this for the rest of the day until you crash out.
>>580168283ahahha thankscan you also comment in youtube?i need engagement for more push
new eldie ring patch tomorrow
I'm going to china chingadong chingachong
>>580155405>shit netcodeThis isn't the netcode my guy. You're doing a good job of compensating for high latency but if all of your matches look like that the problem is on your end and you need to sort your third world setup out
>>580168383>weYou mean you, singular, because you have no friends and are the thread-punching bag.
>>580169575The netcode on vanilla sucks because it uses an older version of Steam's API or something. It's generally better on seamless in my experience.
>>580168467no jew
what makes a person favour intwhat makes a person favour faithlike what's the sort of class fantasy
>>580169994>intcnpletely diferent game lilbro
what's eldie ring?how is it different from elden ring?
>>580169994>intblue sissies>Faithgold sissies
>>580148165>>580147761What is your job/hobby
>>580169994INT is traditionally blue DEXFTH is traditionally yellow STR
>>580146593It was being said in the duskblood general and on xitter and reddit dude
>>580082735Quoted me for no reason award
>>580169994>intYou're low IQ and want to throw projectiles from distance until the game beats itself.>faithYou're high IQ and want to throw projectiles from close range to delete bosses in three seconds.
gg china this guy just instantly leaves the game why the fuck are the chinese so retarded
>posting mid relics
>>580172116We both went to china at same time and we both finished our China run at same time. Would've been funny if we saw each other in cn mm.
>>580172298ok queueing back on the pw I hate china so much
>laggy austroon as bluenightmare fuel
>>580172406Hopefully we get a third.
>>580161437>moid>not statistically likely to kill himself lets just hope you dont kill your family before you do
>>580172523ayo this nigga got browser notifications for 4chan geeeeeeg
>>580172523GO OVER TO DUCHESS AND LICK HER TUMMY
get ready to bake xistas
>>580174480rolling the dough as we speak it’s going to be a terrible OP and no one will be happy
There are birds in the rock walls
>>580173169>MtF trannies are women, actually
>>580169575why are you raping this poor retard
>hollowslayer R2 poke into R1R1 comboI've been killing more people with this than with the weapon skill.
>>580145692Would it have been better if he attacked you while you were not cheesing, good sir?
new>>580175512>>580175512
>>580154074*jeetwhine>>580166330>>580167652sautéed that cuck
>>580142943Not what I meant
>>580147556>>580147867>>580152609>>580158968>>580164532>>580164282>>580164865>>580167801wedgied that annoying buzzing fly
>>580153563The Scottish have big penises to offset it
>>580121530Maybe that was the case 2 decades ago but the spirit of the site especially for generals has shifted, now we hold full conversations and arguments and everything.
>>580174776man you weren’t kidding…
>>580172523What installment let’s you see 4chan messages
>>580174776man you were kidding...
>>580097392you think wrong
>no two threadsFinallyNow all that’s left is for the raped early bakes to stop
>>580176589>>580170725>>580177047>>580178532>>580176623>>580177313>>580178364brown
>>580109572Nope point still stands
>>580179642>>580178928
>>580150889Did you eat it
>>580152559and other wishful thinking to share
>>580169747No I mean everyone. Everyone can see the melt downs. Its fine I'm used to this like you guys are.
>>580182775Go back to posting random cave screenshots little man before you embarrass yourself further.
>>580142943>instant seethekek
>>580178928You forgot >>580159209 >>580149265