>Latest patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-patch-notes-version-117https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png >Nightreign MoreMapVariation+SoTEWeapon mod guidehttps://rentry.co/ergMMVW>Nightreign Boss Arena Modhttps://www.nexusmods.com/eldenringnightreign/mods/449?tab=description>Nightreign Artorias Boss Guidehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kr6qcjP4Fds&t=276s>Nightlord resistances charthttps://files.catbox.moe/rd2k5n.jpg >The main information document for Elden Ringhttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Group/Multiplayer Passworderg>Anti-threadshitter filter listhttps://clipb.in/hga6AdYTouch Bloodstain: >>579983186
>>580175512>>580175512>>580175512Any updates/new guides on the Deathbird ARG?I'm trying to follow existing content but lost the trail around Liurnia, not sure what to equip now.
>last thread's average post length was roughly 30-50 characterslol, lmao even
>filterjeet baking early againtypical
>>580175707Shut up DOSjeeta
>>580175845This is what happens when you don't teach young people how to write and read.
>>580175845/erg/ has become the equivalent of a discord. very sad to see. nightreign never should have happened.
GG Mystery Edligo. My runes got lost all the way back in that lion fort due to DC and I noticed you guys also managed to kill the boss at top of castle. Luckily managed to get the mountaintop buff in time.
>>580176076Straight up though. Between the zoomers who never got a proper education and the ESL browngroid hordes.... It's fucking bleak. >>580176197What's worse is it's like an offtopic overflow channel for an actual discord.
>>580176197Nightreign saved this general for a spell. Notice how all the Nightreign players simply play and say gg, the rest are Elden Ring only players shitting up the thread every day.
>>580176291obvious truth that will upset the dsgroids and threadshitters
>>580176291you tried this bait in the previous thread and it didn't work, what makes you think it'll work now?
>>580176291>notice how the Nightreign posts are all fragments and offtopic slop only relevant to 2 other humansI did
>>580176209gg cold dog
>>580176374Their seethe only further cements the truth. >>580176384It's not bait, it's the truth. ER only posters are simply the most vile, hateful, offtopic posting garbage posters in the general. Fake fans too. Real fans play both. >>580176410Fair argument against gg posts
>>580176076>>580175845Look in the archives of a certain general and you’ll see who/what is behind it.
gg nospice goatman, very blessed and strong caster club
>>580176956pretty much flawless boss fight, very good
>>580176956Lovely picture of a mother spending time with her 2 daughters
>>580176209ccqueen or shiftyqueen
>>580176956Lovely picture of three exelings
>>580177271No, that's clearly Remance and pendejo de la mierda.
>>580177406who is that?
>>580177504https://vocaroo.com/119HRnw7RVcn
>>580177578Did she really lose her house in the Nepal flood?
>>580174946raping poor retards is what the game was all about before ER ruined everything
>>580177406What is this retard talking about Remance is not even in that SC>>580176291Was right
>>580177828Off topic take it to the appropriate general
>>580176956Lovely Wyldbrood*
>>580177578what the hell is this cryptic horror voice
>If the run was invaded and Libra was paid offHuh?
what are some good pvp'r to watch
>>580177828>>580178382>>580177959what is a bad pvper
>rent free
>>580177679He is Chilean.
>>580178642me
Its called an Estus.
>>580179481Xhe is Argentinian* get your trash facts right
>>580178642mush, 'zuk and terr
sorry dreggy, I think my internet kinda shit itself right best I don't join back for this run.
>>580176291Objectively trannyreign ruined this general.
>>580180167This. Compare any thread from before nightreign came out to a 2026 thread and you'll see a world's difference
>fake rethoric for the 20th timeget a job or actually discuss the games please
>weapons you thought were mediocre but are actually goodThis thing is quite satisfying to use. The AoW is surprisingly good in close quarters against annoying gaggles of mobs. The AoW is near worthless in pvp, but it still has some use even there.I've been rocking this and swapping to a dual great ax build when I against something with tough armor.Admittedly I got lucky. Around lvl 50 or so some host was hosting duels and dropping DLC loot for winners. I still haven't got to the DLC.
Crazy how 1v3s comfier than 3v1sIn the former situation everyone just runs into your OP build letting you satisfyingly poop on them with big damage numbers and you usually have the option of chucking the zone's mobs at themIn the latter situation it's just endlessly chasing the guy down and babysitting the retarded host
>>580179941xhe is insert [tranny latinx shithole here]
>>580181186It's a pretty fun ash, but Stormcaller will do the same thing while also doing 2 times more damage, and bleed or frost if your weapon has it.
>>580178642jeetwhine, cucktovsky, chudthebruh, taintwyatt
>>580181810It's crazy how none of this is true.
>>580181810When I'm invaded I constantly have to remind myself that things can flip on me in a second. Being in a group vs one guy lowers the group members iq. You think surely with our powers combined I couldn't get combo to death before he dies to us.That's the only reason 1v3 can actually work. Most of the time the 3 believe they're invincible. When I'm invading the layout is totally different. I'm thinking how can I bait these guys into making retarded choices that allow me to punish. As an invader you're considering spacing and environment far more. They aren't. They're desperately trying to get just close enough to spam r1.
>>580181969Is there a smithing weapon curve sword thats innate dual wield? The fun aspect of using this thing is that I only need to weapon swap the right weapon and I'm instantly dual wielding great axes. Without the innate dual somber weapon I'd have to swap two times, left and right.
Evan Dough Chile is a first world nation
>>580183037Lynch every faggot who puts ttv in their names
>>580183421Are you spelling it like that because the regular version is filtered
>>580183572Holy based
ev& dyoo
>>580183421Pipe down, developing country
>>580184605puppygirl...
>>580184605why are exejeetas like this
even toe exebvlls are virile breeders who get all the girls
>>580183572
>>580185076erg girls and tgirls is this true? do you prefer Wyldbvlls or Exebvlls?
>>580185359We prefer the Exebvlls
>>580185359Wyldbvll game and general
>
>>580185839Trve.
>>580185359Wylder wearing nothing but his helmet and an apron baking bread for me!
>>580175707here is the next step
>>580185359Executor definitely has the biggest cock of all the girls...
>>580186128after Futa Rev*
>>580186128Duchess mains have the cutest and smallest gocks
>>580186475truth
oh no is that a sentence fragment where is my twelve hour long shitfest about noise in the pve spinoff minigame aieeeee
>>580187273ER only posters everyone, bitter threadshitters all
>>580187346>talking about ER is threadshitting>talking about duchess and rev futa cocks is high quality posting
Queueu status
>>580187346name?
>>580187346Look in the mirror faggot
>>5801875920.33
>>580185359Wylder now and forever>>580185839>>580186128This is true though
>>580187583>>580187601>>5801876853 bitter threadshitting posts within minutes. They can't help but prove me right at every turn.
>>580180507>thread shitter is an ESLLike clockwork
>>580187836that's it i am sending you to /vm/ in a /nrg/ shaped box
>>580188324Please I'm begging you, try to stay on topic for once. I'm tired of you shitting up the thread.
>instant raped projectionkino
>>580185546>>580185839>>580185917>>580186128>>580187831even dough exeGOD is the roundtable hold's chosen breeder BVLL
>>580185219dogshit post>>580188860amazing post
terr...
>>580189028>>580188860>2 minutes apart
spoopy
>>580188860>>580189028>>580189071everyone is saying this
gross
>>580178382furious banana
So apparently the sekiro movie isn't actually a movie but a trimmed down version of the episodic release that's going to come out...some day?? This is such a dumb way to advertise a show
>>580190203I thought it was an anime.
>>580188860The girls have chosen WyldKING as their husband. You lost and are the designated eunuch in the cuck chair.
terrGAWD
wylDalit
>>580187843Lovely picture of cc and devil
>>580185219Good post that raped troons.>>580188860Desperate post-defeat post that fooled no one.
the executerr...
terrgod owns the ergies
owned by*
dsjeelder owned and operated
>dsjeets every thread for some reason
Does anyone else play the game with the saturation turned down one notch? I think it's easier on the eyes and just looks better.
dsgaryans run this bitch
*dsgawd
>>580191339No, but I'll try it. Why does your tarnished look pissed off?
dsgolems*
dsgkings*
people will call this cheated but idc
**dsgendereds
dsgoblins*
>>580178762I wasn't there to bake a real thread at the moment.>>580175512>filterfag thread made 3 minutes before bump limit
>>580191724Don't worry 3-4 dead/bad lines are enough to fool the moralfags around here
>>580191724more like you're cheating your team out of a win by running that
Alright /erg/ give me your OBJECTIVE Depth 5 Nightfarer tier list.
>>580192021It's the same as D0 except raider is bottom 4 instead of top 1.
>>580192021Ask Mushgawd
>>580192021Kill yourself.
>>580192090Raider was never better than Wylder in D0 you just fell for redditchungus memes.
something is leaking...
>>580192174Raider can basically facetank everything in d0.
>>580192121The opinions of bad players don't matter.
>>580192174Raider was just utterly brainless in D0 that's all. You could just fucking eat shittons of damage and if you ever woke up from your grunguschud stupor, you could retaliate your way through virtually any scary situation. Raider is perma B tierWylder has always been A+ or possibly S. Always.
>>580192021>S tierWylder, Ironeye, Duchess, Revenant (with Beast Claw/Lightning Spear/Giants Flame)>A tierExecutor>B tierRaider, Undertaker >C tierRecluse>D tier Guardian, Scholar, Revenant (with anything else)Scholar can be S tier in the right hands, but the right hands are next to non-existant
>>580192290terrclitty…
>>580192428delusional wyldsaar
>>580192513He's the best melee character in the game hands down
>>580192407>Raider was just utterly brainless in D0 that's allYes that's what made him top tier. You could ignore defense and keep swinging. Wylder couldn't do that. He also doesn't have bleed hook in D0.
ev&noe munigawd says wyldsaar is dalit tier
>>580192306So, can anyone with enough HP? You're trading braindead trades for utility/flexiblilty and someone who can use str weapons just as well with a clean dodge. >>580192428Somehow a 50% incorrect list. Wylder in A, Undertaker in A or B, exec in B, and recluse in A or B, and raider in C or D.
>>580192664Wylder does about as much damage, has a far better Skill and Art and a more versatile stat spread as well as maybe the best Ult in the game. Raider can't keep up.
>>580192428Wylder is by definition the most mid character in the game, nobody except Ironeye and Duchess and Rev with cheated relics but at the point lmao every character is S-Tier is S-Tier
>>580192664Bleed hook is a miss, but HP and damage numbers are so much lower in D0 that it didn't matter and with the right ash/weapon, Wylder can trade just fine.
>wyldsaar >doing damage geeeeeg
>>580192581the best melee character in the game is ironeye or duchess
>>580192948Balancerslop Wyldbvll owns you lol>>580192963He's the best natty melee character (I don't consider Duchess to be natty melee, she obviously has spellblade stats)
>>580192021creepy pedophilic art
>>580192749Raider has enough HP by default and didn't need peak rng. His skill also synergizes with facetanking way better. He has higher strength and the unique colossal moveset gives him better dps and poise damage. Losing 1 frame on his roll doesn't matter.
>>580192021uoh're beautiful
wyldjeetas xirs we're so weak and pathetic...
>>580192828>most mid character in the gameBeing consistently ranked in the higher tiers by definition disproves that. He's just too competative/blanced for that to be true. He's a solid A/top 4 in both modes. Someone mid would be exec, undertaker (can be higher on a good dps player), or raider?
>>580191576expression is more interesting than totally blank stares
flicking the terrclitty
>one less frame doesn't matt-ACKKK!>>580192794raidgroids... we are so useless and guardian-tier...
>>580193547muni is a fat retard but also we're talking about D0 where raider is invincible.
>>580191982these actually arent cheated though>>580192010i think it's good and gives almost everything that scholar could need. blood blade for early game, extra runes while building his skill up, shared items, damage on ult + both versions of defeating enemies so i can use it on every POI, night invader, boosted attack for allies (20% is a lot), some throwing pot and sword damage, dex respec. attack power on scarlet rot might be useful if i find the rot sword, which is 50:50 on thrusting swordsthe only issue might be that i don't have more slots for items
>>580193690Everyone is invincible in D0 because it's that easy.
>>580193890Retard.
>>580191837Who asked?
>munigawdhigh octane frontline bvll >wyldsaarspathetic backline hookshot spamming cucks
>>580194004But enough about your retard deadweight character.
>>580191339no i don't like it when the colours go away
why are wyldalits so insecure
D5 is just shit and bosses shouldn't be one-shotting you through 3 layers of Damage Negation
>munifraud3bar'd and raped run thrower>AVERAGE erg Wyldkingcarries and clutches when needed
>>580193708It falls apart when you have to carry two dickheads as scholar
>>580194024ball
>>580191724This shit looks ass dude nobody thinks you cheated this dogshit in lmfao>improved thrusting sword attack power>improved guard counters>attack up vs rotbravo truly CE kino
>>580192439>>580193126>>580193535Many are saying this
the results are in: wyldjeets LOST meanwhile exeDEITIES are victorious
>>580194486Yep the facts don't like yet ANOTHER successful Wyldemon conquest.
>>580194189shut up retard, unless you're playing as a squishy 40% Full Hp neg is enough to prevent you getting one shot from pretty much any attack at lv15
>S tierironeye, duchess, revenant>A tierwylder, executor>B tier>C tierraider, guardian>D tierrecluse, scholar, undertaker
Um... Wyldsaars? Our response? Are we literally guardian-tier?
>>580194632look like that do you
Do we know how long bloodstains and phantoms last?
>>580194674How retarded is Muni that he somehow justifies putting Ironeye anywhere but S-Tier
>>580194674WYLDKEKS...NOT LIKE THIS...
>>580192021>>580194632
>>580194674>Putting Wylder and Ironeye that lowOh, I get it stopped being objective when he decided to put his rapists low for no reason.>>580194825Least delusional raidcuck for you.
GuardianGAWDS mog half the cast if you're really a carry player.
>S tierDuchess, Ironeye, Revenant>A tier Wylder, Recluse>B tier Undertaker, executor>C tierScholar>D tierRaider, Guardian
i had a dream where i did the guardian remembrance
>>580195070>ermm theres only S and A tiers because everyone is good!! teeheeTHATS NOT HOW TIER LISTS WORK YOU FUCKING IDIOT MANCHILDREN
>>580195070>>580194674Crazy how none of these are good.
>>580194632>Guardian>C tierAbsolutely not
Why are the twin moons so good all of a sudden
>>580195349take it from an experienced expert
How much does Ultimate Auto Charge even improve your charging? Is it worth using at all?
>>580195447>
>>580195349guardian is objectively worse than wylder in nearly every waybut a 3 bar res is a 3 bar res (aieee don't post the clip)
>the regular medallion takes you straight to the top>the secret medallion takes you to a stop midway there>but it's literally an open lift with no safety rails for OSHA compliance>so there's absolutely nothing stopping you from just hopping off as it passes by the secret stop, which you can see on your way up anyways because it's an open lift???
>>580195406Two reasons: 1) They added hyper-armor to the spell's cast; it takes a lot to interrupt. 2) The spell will still activate if it's partially cast; the two moons will still drop and explode even if you're interrupted mid-cast, absent the third final explosion which requires that the caster be uninterrupted. 3) The radius of the spell was expanded; the third explosion in particular is larger than the first two explosions.The moon sorceries are overloaded because women overcomplicate everything btw. "For this spell, you need to curl into a ball and do a cute little spin in the air :)))".Gravitational Missile was PERFECTLY fine too, but they just HAD to axe its multi-faceted nature. Only the dumb fucking moon sorceries can have more than one purpose, apparently.
i like women
>>580194632I don't think Duchess is below in Ironeye in DoN just because of her damage highs, FP, and iframe restage. Her dodge spammability and Iframe restage > 2x Mark. Ironeye just has an easier Day 1 just because of his bow. She also has the best surge sprint in the game?
Is the new content worth a replay? Last time i gave the game a whirl was when the dlc dropped
>>580178642blues
>run around corner>pop twin moons>they panic and runits pretty cute desu
>>580196247they're not ranked in order between tiers
>>580196340That's usually how you do it?
The point of the Twin Moons spell is to be a group destroyer.
>>580196462not really desu, otherwise you'd just number them or list them
Lmao why even nerf gravitational missile? It hits weaker than an ash of war, costs more mana, and is far easier to interrupt than half these things with hyper armor. baka bakaLiterally ruined the ONE good thing Int builds got from the DLC.
>>580194632Eh you've got some questionable placements, I mean guardian in C tier? lmaoHere's a better list>S tierIroneye, Duchess, Revenant>A tierWylder>B tierExecutor>C tierRaider, Undertaker>D tierRecluse>E TierGuardian, Scholar
>>580192021We need more posts like this thanks yum yum
>mana
Shut up shiftytroon
>>580194674Lol you could not pay me to watch this video. The only reason I ever click on a Muni video is for the funny spergouts. Personality-wise he's socially maladjusted and completely insufferable.
>>580196956Keep speaking shiftyqueen
>>580196956why isn't guardian in S
>>580192828>free anti death which resets on bonfire touch>great hp base>literally able to use an melee>ideal relics and story relics for balancerslop>easiest, safest and quickest 1-2 bar rez in the game>hook lets you get of trouble and create distance quickly>easy 3 bar rez with flames on ult>ult that stuns bosses and breaks powering up stances>great vanilla dormant which has death poker and 2 holy purples >greatswords are the perfect balance between speed and damage>hook recharges ult>hook with bleed deletes mobs hp>hook stance breaks shielding enemies>hook procs successive which is the most powerful dmg negation in the game>if you aren’t running balancers you are probably doing the least damage and can run negations and fist for freeWylder is S tier. I’d argue that iron eye and revenant with beast claw are #1 and #2 but #3 is a toss up between duchess or Wylder.
the shiftyclitty
>>580194632uohh ciccy
What’s even the point of the glintstone nails spells anyway
>>580192021S- Duchess, IroneyeA- Revenant, Recluse, Wylder, B- Undertaker, Raider, Scholar, ExecutorC- Guardian
>>580196956Speak up shiftjeet with the better list (not sure why you both think recluse is so low), Duchess and now Rev being just better options doesn't mean she sucks. Also why raider over Undertaker?
>>580194632>S-tierIrontina, Duchesstina>A-tierWyldtina, Reclusetina, Revtina>B-tierExetina, Nunderfatasstakertina>C-tierRaidertina, Scholartina>D-tierGuardian kekThat being said the only 2 characters i really fear ever seeing getting picked are raider (because the players are retarded. the character itself is fine) and guardian (because the players are retarded and the character is trash)
>>580197368Greatswords are a little too slow and feel very underwhelming without thrust R2s, fiery follow-up, and a good ash of war otherwise, I'd agree. Duchess is No. 1 or 2 for DoN. I think you're getting Normal and Deep of Night mixed up.
ergies gonna freak
>>580196002Imagine being so misogynist that you actually write this shit
>>580196956agreeable list but move undertaker down to recluse levels for the same reasons since she's basically melee recluse guardian isn't scholar tier bad either... >>580197368wylder is cool but he's no S tier, no waythere's a massive power gap between S and A
>>580175512Elden ring scrub here, playing for a few months. I seven shotted malenia, wasnt too bad with bloodhound step. Placidusucks was kind of a motherfucker though. Just about to start expansion, level 187, int-staff/shield build. After clearing expansion and starting ng+ should i switch to a mellee build for shits and giggles? it sucks I won't be able to respec until I kill the moon bitch again..
>>580196312what new content? its just a handful of weapons and two armor sets
>>580197925why is recluse bad?
>>580197368>>greatswords are the perfect balance between speed and damageto be rapingly honest with out they feel like shit on heolster for me
>>580197862ydptg
>>580197925Oh dang i skimmed the title of the steam announcement and assumed they added new questlines
>>580197479pvp im guessing and very niche situations
>>580196950Yeah it was basicly just WoG but for mage. Cant combo into anything busted so I really dont see the need for the nerf. On the other hand I do love it blows up faster.
>>580197681Duchess isn’t number 1 or 2, she’s at the same level of utility as wylder. The thing that makes people think duchess is better is because there is either a high damage build on the team or there is an ironeye and respec/mark are the most broken combination in the game. If caught in a low damage shitter lobby, duchess can be painful to play unless you are running something high power. Revenant has too much damage with school stacking and iron eyes mark is just a cheat code, their job in a shitter lobby is just a lot easier and wylder arguably does better more consistently because hook.
The only tier list you need.
whats with the scholar hate.
>>580198097UT is trash gomi gomi, sorry you had to find out like this
>>580198224But star shower already does its job better lol...
>>580197862How can you play so many games but still have such dogshit opinions
>>580197862Ciccyqueen
>>580197862If you think scholar is bad you should watch zorban play. he's way better than guardian
>>580197862Undertaker to D? FairGuardian isn't scholar tier bad? Ehhh...>>580198379Undertaker has her flaws but shes better than guardian and scholar
>>580197368wylder is just a worse duchess with better lvl 2 invader potential
>>580198370>looks like a wizard>isnt a wizardI hate it
>>580198259>The thing that makes people think duchess is better is because there is either a high damage build on the team or there is an ironeye and respec/mark are the most broken combination in the game.It's called restage and while it's true she is basicly female Wylder, she is very often the one bringing the damage herself because she can. She also has a better dodge than Wylder and can overcommit with slower weapons thanks to iframe restage. >iron eyes mark is just a cheat codeIroneye* and again Duchess' dodge and iframe restage is mark tier if not better, due to more resources for her dodge, and she has a better surgesprint. I would say Duchess has a harder day 1 than Ironeye and Wylder because she has no ranged option by default, but nothing is stopping players from taking Bell or a ranged ash on starter or picking up a staff to make use of her INT.
>>580198259>>580198871this is why it's done by tiers, because they're all on the same level but can be shifted around based on individual criteria
>>580198580Good one
>>580198370Idk, I think he's underrated. It also doesn't help that to take advantage of his "next hit multiplier" you either have to have smart teammates or be communicating with each other outside of the game.
>>580175512Illegal win for filterbro, but I still prefer it, as long as double baking cucks like this >>580191837 don't make a thread.
Depth 5 Player tier list?
Someone explain placement of everyone below Wylder. What makes them that bad?
>>580199295>filter"bro"not fooling anyone award
>>580199315>What makes them that bad?They're not WyldBVLL is just THAT good and owns their clitty
>>580183572>>580183843>Man with no life, jealous of those with a life.Sorry the streamer didn't put all of their self importance in playing video games like you did.
>>580198007I'm talking about Elden Ring not Nightreign.
>>580199315They have a much harder time in a run where you have to carry
>>580198871Successive from 5 miles away and free anti death is equal to duchess dodge imo. Also doing more damage brings more aggro which in a shitter lobby is bad since if you get caught once then your whole run can fall apart. Wylders picky aggro keeps him safer and lets him abuse bleed procs, better stance damage and damage negations
>>580198370He’s boring to play and his character as a whole just kinda sucks that said he’s viable if you know what you’re doing
Duchess is overrated in every list. She rarely clutches therefore she’s A tier at best. Wylder always clutches and does good damage with any weapon and starts the run strong with bleed hook, his passive and his fast charging ult .
>>580199764Duchess rarely clutches because the people who play her are overwhelmingly shitters.
>wylder>good damage
>>580199493And what do you think I'm trying to hide by calling him filterbro? Filters are a good thing. It takes away power for threadshitters. Of course I'm on his side.
>>580199315>raiderbad stat spread, bad ult, skill breaks DNAF>guardianbad stat spread, useless skill, bad dodge>recluseuseless skill, useless ult>undertakerhas damage and ult stun chains but can't carry and is useless without her skill>scholarbad stats unless you respec, useless ult, clunky skill, no bulk for a melee character, struggles to res even 2 bars, has too many things he wants on relics to bring him to baselinehowever shared exalted flesh and boosted ally attacks can make him S tier in certain circumstances
>>580199862So are the people who play Wylder but they can clutch with him thanks to his passive his ult, dual great swords for revives and his double clawshots. His kit lets them overcome their shitterness.
>>580199580>Successive from 5 miles awayAverage Wylder distance from the boss
>>580200046>>580199764>>580199580Ah I see you're false-flagging, nevermind.
>>580199315Worse snowballs, rez options and utility>level 1 to 7Wylder bleed procs and cheats death, duchess restages and invis kills red faggots, revenant damage carried and has free rez/death protection, iron eye marks and kills everything from 5 miles away.Now ask that question for everyone else. That’s why those 4 are undoubtedly on their own tier. If your snowball is basically guaranteeing a night one level 8-10 in 99.9% then you’re likely to have more consistent runs
>>580199891you tried to hide your bias by making it about le double threads when it's obvious you're just pushing filterfaggotry. redditors being disingenuous as always.
>>580194308that's true >>580194423i don't have a better defeating +1 yet
>>580200036What is bad about Raider and Recluse ult?
>>580199870>pre-DLC memesGet new material >>580200201Better than 3bar'd in the dirt kek
>>580199764If the question was team combos tier list then iron eye + duchess is far and away the most SSS tier setup in the game. This is probably why cc has such a shit tier opinion since they’re so mindbroken from duoing with pracshit
>>580200462
>S TierIroneye, Duchess, Wylder>A TierUndertaker (with proper relics/dormant weapon), Revenant (schoolmaxxing with starter spell), Executor>B TierUndertaker (mid relics)>C TierRaider, Recluse, Scholar, Undertaker (bad relics/out of the box), Revenant (no starter spell/school)>D TierGuardian (bad damage unless you spec out of his intended playstyle)
>>580199519Cool it with the mindless posting
>>580200349>The post were you openly express a bias, is you trying to hide a bias.Huh...? Or, you're just retarded.
Hm, today I will spend all day queuing as Guardian with Double Balancers Double Respec Dormant Greatbows
>>580199519missed every terrdalit/exejeet post award
>>580200915Hm, today I will spend all day queuing as jumping crackhead pot thrower
>>580201118Meant for this faggot >>580200840
>>580200349You're only baking in order to fight the filter. If you didn't have a petty grudge against filters, you wouldn't have reason to bake, as filterbro is handling it. So your bakes are the redundant ones.
>>580200850a genuine post would be "i still prefer it because of the filter" because that's your true priority. you would defend anything if it includes the filter. trying to obfuscate it with double posts or whatever is disingenuous.
>>580201118Cool it with the mindless posting
greasball can you stop sucking the filterfag's cock for a minute?
execucks we are so weak and consistently listed below our WlydGOD...
>>580197775Bitch, this entire game's setting is one of emasculation.
cc pls queue
>>580201127But you do that every day Remanceshitter...
>>580201598She deleted Nightreign for her steam account
>>580201504>Stop exposing my pettiness, please.lol. You can stop sucking your own dick. Nobody needs your bakes. Filterbro has this.
still love erg despite their hate for me
What's the fastest way to get to Rykard if you skipped Rya's liurna stuff?
>>580201598no thanksand now that the manga i like has ended i've got no excuse to post in the thread>>580201797he*
>>580201307I'm the baker, and yes I'm not trying to hide the fact that I'm opposing his thread vandalism and redditniggery. The pre-bump limit bakes are extra faggotry, but not the core issue.
exeGODS we are too strong for the wyldjeets they have to post headcanon tumblr slop to further their delusions
>>580202117final cc post..
>>580196312yes
>>580202117ok see you tomorrow
>>580202162Right, so your motivation for baking is to be a culture warrior control freak, who wants to hide away self-governing tools. Nobody needs you double baking.
>>580201937Nobody needs OP's faggotry in the OP. He's not the first faggot to vandalize a thread, and posting a proper thread is standard practice. Not that redditors would know how things work around here.
https://gitgudle.com/
>yes i fill the thread with offtopic garbage and spam everyday but don't you dare modify something in the OP you fucking nazi chud
>>580202423In case you haven't realised, the guy baking the filters into the OP is the same guy who was trying to force /nrg/, he only gives up griefing OPs when his threads get ignored despite being posted early
>>580202526And you decide what a "proper thread" is? Pshaw. You're so full of yourself. You think you represent everybody and can tell other people who they should operate.
>>580202423>self governing by joining some faggot's filter cultLol. This isn't your thread to control nor the OP's.
>>580202753>the guy baking the filters into the OP is the same guy who was trying to force /nrg/proof?
>>580202932Same filename style, same habit of grabbing random images posted by others last thread and reusing it for the OP and same habit of baking before bump limit
>>580202794A proper OP doesn't make the thread about himself, like posting a list of personal grudges as part of a revenge plan. That's what this is about.
>>580202040We still love you don’t worry :)>>580202117We’ll miss you… farewell cc…
>>580202117Why did you uninstall...
>>580202932The filters are good.
>>580203147that's not proof that's just hearsay. i need to see evidence of this
>>580202117cc & shifty
>>580203512it tracks but even if it's not the same guy he exhibits the same faggotry. as far as anonymous posters go he might as well be the same guy.
One by one everyone will leave...
>>580202753/dsg/, /erg/, and /nrg/ are three separate entities. We only cohabitate, because separated, our threads would die off. But together, we live on with a shared culture. So in that sense, /dsg/, /erg/, and /nrg/ are family. When one falls, the others give shelter.The name of the thread can change, but there is no reason to exclude our family from the thread. Would you claim that Dark Souls discussion is banned in this thread, just because dark souls isn't in the OP? Of course not. So why would you think that Elden Ring is banned from discussion in /nrg/?>>580202904It is self governing. Doesn't matter how much you don't like it. Facts are facts.>>580203313The list serves to increase the quality of the thread. Notice how the last two double bakes didn't have any creasy melties in? Two calm threads that didn't burn through posts. The filter prevented that.
>>580203613>as far as anonymous posters go he might as well be the same guy.pfft. No proof. Just a gut feeling.
>>580202932He can't provide any proof because he's a disingenuous thread shitter seething over his spam being filtered
>>580203512you're not going to accept any evidence anyone posts so why bother
>>580203512Well here's your proof, he just admitted to being the /nrg/fag>>580203672>letting some other faggot decide what you can see is self governingLolCreasy melts in filter threads all the time. I distinctly remember it a couple of days ago, because OP came into the nonfilter thread (with the leda image) to seethe about it still being up and brag that his thread hit bump limit, which was because of greasy and dosjeet spam.
>>580203841>no proofretard i'm saying even on the off chance they're different people they might as well be the same anonymous faggot because they act the same.
this is the end for the ergiecorgis
reminder that greasyjeet has been banned multiple times for shitting up the thread with xhis off topic diarrhea flooddo not engage with xhem in good faith
>>580199891>t-the powa!!so raped
>>580203672>Would you claim that Dark Souls discussion is banned in this thread, just because dark souls isn't in the OP?thats pretty much exactly what filterjeets do when they tell das posters to go back to dsg
notice how filterfag derailed the thread from game discussion?
>>580204632b-but what about muh yellow foods!
>>580204862Notice how you're a lying cocksucker since >>580191837 started it
>>580204862It was the filter obsessed schizo
>>580205064Very organic post sis
Suhhh bruhhhh ahahahhha lets get cordin
>>580204862like always the virtue must be externalised lest it burn a hole in their tenebrous psyche.
is old lords talisman permanently missable
Which Nightrein YouTubers/Streamers are actually worth watching/good/knowledgeable at the game? Zorban?
>>580205458Brought it on yourself retard if you don't want to be called a cocksucker then don't act like one
>>580201534Devil x puppygirl…
>>580206092I like zorban, puff dragon, savingtermina, and sgt jager
>>580206092None
doe he listed zorbgawd
>>580206112Try talking about something other than sucking cock on your discord, it's making you all talk the same
>>580206092Muni, everyone else is retarded and carried
>>580206241>zorbfatShitter and griefer >puff dragonDogshit and likes to lecture D1 players while being painfully average at the game>other twoDon't know or care>>580206441Genuinely the worst one mentioned so far
>>580206514oh thank god. randon anonymous miserymaxxing joycel told me the things i like are bad. now i can stop doing anything fun and spend more time shitpostingon 4chan
>>580202117It’s sad to see you uninstall everyone loves you a lot
>>580203672>Would you claim that Dark Souls discussion is banned in this thread, just because dark souls isn't in the OP?You can go to /v/ if that’s what you want. You don’t speak for everyone. /dsg/ (as in the singular poster that kept it alive for the better part of a year) hasn’t been part of “our family” for a while. Not to mention Elden Ring and Nightreign are related so it’s not unreasonable for one to be discussed in the same general.
cc we love you
>>580206671>this buttblasted from not liking with your z-celeb choices
dozens of us here doebeit
gg ed bugs, and sorry my internet still shit itself it seems, playable but game keep freezing the whole match. I guess I probably spinned a lot
>>580207040why are you so mad that i disagree with you
>>580202117ciccy no!
gg 3bug
>>580206092It’s pretty much just Zorban yeah the rest are alright but don’t share his depth of knowledge
>>580203672>>580206909uh oh the filtersisters are infighting
>>580207116Took the words out of my mouth.
>>580207116>>580206514>>580206671Zorban -is- a griefer so....
>>580207212Why gg?
>>580204428So. You. Have. No. Proof.Your argument depends on the filter guy being the same as the /nrg/ guy.
>>580207286it was a very good and comfy and chill game filled with joy and whimsy
>>580202117cc final lasto
>>580207459you got griefed by z-tier remance scholar though
>>580202117why does the manga ending also signal the end of you posting?
>>580202117I would say good riddance, but you aren't going anywhere.
>>580206909I disagree with your stance on dark souls posting in the general. I think it should be allowed. But you and I both agree that /nrg/ can house Nightreign discussion. So if someone were to change the name of the general to /nrg/, it wouldn't be griefing.
>>580207559You forgot xhis x-tier net also
o terrgawd yeah yeah yeah
>Elden Ring and Nightreign are relatedgegg
>>580207663>But you and I both agree that /nrg/ can house Nightreign discussionI meant /nrg/ can house Elden Ring discussion.
I miss cc
>>580207559>>580207832You sound so mad
uh oh shitpance melty
Nightreign needs it's own thread. Elden Ring needs its own thread. Duskbloods needs its own thread.
>>580207292>same behavior, filenaming, and the filterfag defending /nrg/ itt isn't proofi guess your standard of proof is a timestamped photo with (You)s showing both threads are his. never change greasejeet.
>>580208098you're pissing your pants
>>580207935Nightreign's official name is actually "Elden Ring Nightreign"No, actually, they put the title in all caps on the store page. So it's actually "ELDEN RING NIGHTREIGN"They're shouting the name at us.
>>580208027you sound raped
the filterlist has malware
I don't want to share a thread with the "xis clitty ____" and "you showed that maggot" posters
the clittypance
>>580208206didn't notice
>>580208304This is just like apartheid.
>>580208251xhe very much is raped and laggy
>>580206380Notice how you're not refuting my argument about the filter obsessed schizo being the first to derail the thread and only focusing on the insult I rightfully called you
>>580208181uh oh pisspance melty
>>580208821your pants have pee benchod
>>580208821making for of pisspance for pissing xis pants evandoe he only pisses dem because xhi got an STI from xer rapist
>>580208923stfu
>>580208923Keep speaking truth to power
Isn’t it hilarious how stars of ruin still exists in the form of star shower? It just does less damage but it’s still impossible to avoid LMAO
rapedmance*
>>580207238Nope. I’m indifferent to that stuff at best I just want this thread splitting/early baking shit to stop.>>580207663Sure, but again, only because they share a common subject matter, and I would argue that they should both be mentioned in the title if anything for clarity..
>>580208694it wasn't the first post calling op a faggot. another post quoted the op and that post to shill the filterfaggotry.
Idus sword is amazing. Very nice addition
The only build you will ever need as a pure glintstone sorcererSpells?- Carian Slicer- Rellana's Twin Moons- Terra Magica- Cannon of Haima- Comet- Spiral Shard- Glintstone Pebble- Swift Glintstone Shard- Star ShowerTalismans?- Godfrey Icon- Primal Glintstone Blade- Graven-Mass Talisman- Magic Scorpion CharmWeapons?- Carian Regal Scepter (right hand)- Lusat's Glintstone Staff (right hand)- Azur's Glintstone Staff (left hand)- Jellyfish Shield (left hand)Gear?- Azur's Glintstone Crown- Azur's Manchettes- Old Sorcerer's Legwraps - Braided Cord RobeItems?- Warming Stone- Uplifting Aromatic- Albinauric Pot- Lulling Branch- Boiled Crab- Boluses(varying)Inb4 “reee why no Rock Sling reee”. Not my preferred kind of rock sorry. Purple is gay. Blue/green is cool.
GODmance*
>>580210816mucho texto. i press L2
>>580210816Stats?
terr meguca
>>580211092ew bugs gross
>>580211092This but with an Alexander's Shard + Rellana's Cameo + Magic Scorpion Charm + Spellblade's set Moonveil.
>>580210626Even though it's just a weaker version of Milady from Shadow of the Erdtree (same model with different color, same attack speed, animations, and length), it's nice to have access to it super early in a new game. If only we could get access to Wing Stance early, too.
uttered by nary a soul
>>580211497>rellana's cameo?
>>580211092This was found in the Greco-Roman style ruins, right? Makes me wonder if the original "Eternal City" was the Uld/Ulh/etc ancient dynasty era. Know what other word also has three letters? Nox. Lux. Etc.
>>580211772the cameo works on stance ashes of war, which includes moonveil's unsheathe attacks. 45% buff to your next attack for holding the sheathed stance long enough could be worth it, but idk if I'd personally run it.
>>58021127860 Vigor70 Mind80 Intelligence30 Endurance20 Strength15 Dexterity
So what do we think about Zorbgod's sleep executor build?
>>580212024oh i thought you meant for astel
>>580211453truke
>>580212160>level 211that's not a build, that's just every stat you want.
"ew bugs gross" said no academic ever; they probably consider malformed stars endangered animals or something
>>580202528How was that last one not morgott>more like maggot>bleed on sword>elden ringWho the fuckkkkk
>>580212160>All you'll ever need is 20 items and level 215! Easiest build ever!
>>580212414best pvp range is 190-220 deal with it>>580212509you are too lazy to casually use items the game gives you? lollolollololol
>>580210816based beyond belief
>>580211859Nah, the greek-ish ruins are completely distinct from Eternal City architecture, in fact Nokron is built on top of some.
Smashing boc's jaw with a ruin fragment then having her give me a sloppy blowjob with saliva, tears and blood to lubricate things.
>>580212595>all you'll ever need is a build that takes the whole game to put together
>>580212964i cast law of regression
>>580212024For PVE it's basically free damage.For PVP it makes Moonveil go from doing decent damage to killing most people in one or two L2s.
>>580212738That's not the point. He didn't say they weren't distinct from each other. The Eternal Cities were built with the subterranean world in mind; they're built into the ceiling. The Eternal City was explicitly sunk, or buried.
>>580209620It was the first to start this whole discussion so you're wrong if you stopped seething every thread then maybe the thread wouldn't be derailed
>>580212738>in fact Nokron is built on top of some.That points to them being related you idiot. Cities are sometimes built on top of older cities.
>>580189028>>580188860>>580190530>>580190907>>580191080>>580191427>>580191560>>580191682no one is saying this
The Conspectuses in-theory are older than the academy of Raya Lucaria. Comet theory as devised by Azur predates Liurnia since he's an ancient astrologer.
>>580213639civ 7 speaks on this
>>580213521no, the filterjeet replying to the op and defending it started the chain. your little revenge fantasies against "the threadshitters" (trooncord term) are shitposts themselves.
>>580213909Correct, it's the matras of the raped (singular)
>>580213917>Comet theory as devised by Azur predates Liurnia since he's an ancient astrologer.This is only if you assume the "night comet" on the sword of night and flame is his spell
>>580213521>if you stopped fighting back every time you got beat up then there would be less fighting!
>>580213909>>580214151everyone is saying it doebeit
about to face godefroy the grafted
the braided cord robe looks really good with azur's head
>>580214356you and yourself*
>>580214786Big mistake
>>580215274everyone is
>>580215678>raped babble
YUH YUH YUH YUH YUH YUH YUH YUH!
>>580192021What's with the lust provoking image?
Can I CE talisman slots on a twink or do I have to beat goldfrey legit
>>580192021>like seeing ironeye, recluse, duchess>neutral to seeingwylder, cakertaker>50/50 chance on being a good teammate or shitter/slopper/cheaterscholar, rev, exec>i will select my best nightfarer and favorite preset because this guy is gonna fuck everything upraider, guardian
>>580205458>This post from FOUR DAYS AGO, proves that the pro-filter people began the derailment of our current threadHuh?>>580214328>Yeah, ok, us anti-filter fags actually did begin the derailment, but it was in self defense! When we derail the thread, it's justified, when you do it, it's wrong.The audacity is astounding. You dare to imply that your actions are righteous for "fighting back", when in fact the filter is an attempt to fight back against threadshitters derailing the thread in the first place.
>>580217392>twink build for low level invasion>but I will use cheats to give myself an end game build because my peepee is small
>>580217543The post proves that filterfags are discord troons trying to make this thread into their personal trooncord
>>580217778invaders honestly deserve nothing. its hard to feel bad about level 700 babysitter squads existing when every invader ive ever seen posted here openly uses cheat engine
Ant
>>580217431>recluse
>>580217817But we already have an erg discord server which was proven with screenshots that alot of shitposting comes from there. Are you telling me there are two discord servers puppeteering /erg/ from the shadows?
>>580218025how bad are you that you're failing with a recluse on the team
>>580218107There is like, 2 regulars left on the discord, and this has been the case for several months now.
>>580217817Anti-filterfags are in fact discord troons themselves. And they have already stated they are willing to use accelerationist tactics to get what they want. See: >>580040080Discord troons hate the filter, because they love calling out people by name, and shitposting about specific thread personalities. The filter makes that difficult for them.
we are the terrs, yeah yeah yuh yuh
>>580218240Even if they stopped using the /erg/ discord, they still use discord in general, and want the thread to be more like discord.If they're not hanging out in discord, they're finding streamers to glom onto.
>>580217543>attempt to fight back against threadshittersYou don't even use your own filters faggot, see pic. It's an attempt to ragebait anons who made you angwy, not even on purpose. The only unironic filter user is fucking greasy because as usual he doesn't understand what's going on lol
Why is everyone fighting about word filters? Can I filter the word "filter"?
So many ladders in eldie
LEAVE THE ANTS ALONE
>>580217392Look at this faggot
>>580218559You are fighting against ghosts anon. I'm telling you the discord has been a desert for months now, there is no discord. "Discord troon" is an insult that is pointing to no one.
>>580217778>>580217994>>580219047I appreciate the hostcel seethe but does anyone know the answer
So many portals in eldie
i appreciate that both sides are shitting on creasy
>>580219125It is a fucking item so of course you can CE it, you just need the id of talisman pouch and swap it with an item that you drop to pick up again.Now if your CE table is able to do that naturally is another question. But CE can do pretty much anything. But you're a fucking idiot who can't even beat morgot at low level so I'm pretty pessimistic about your ability to use CE.
>>580217817The filter only hurts the tgirls here, it's definitely just some dude who doesn't want to see tgirls
>>580218882TEACHERS!
>>580219526You fight goldfrey before morgott. Perhaps it is you who is the idiot.
leave those yids alone
>>580217817No, one of those posts was mine, my issue was the other poster trying to frame the situation as anti-/dsg/ vs pro-/dsg/, I’m pretty sure that’s what the other two are taking issue with too but I can’t say for sure obviously
Where my xbots at?
>>580219817Ha yes you are right you don't even need to beat morgot, you just need to beat gold godfrey the easiest boss in the whole game.But that's too hard for a redchud.
>>580219992uoh type b
>>580219304>>580218669this is something we can all agree on
No one posted it yet? https://x.com/ELDENRING/status/2096946996250579114New ER patch, will have SOME changes maybe
>>580220553say goodbye to muleta's damage
>>580220553It's just maintenance, they didn't say they would be doing any balance fixing.
>>580220553Avoid updating Nightreign at all costs. It is From's final, most essential command.
Reminder that everyone in the Lands is miniature. The ants aren't giant, they're 100% normal sized.Those titanic dead giants in the ground? They were normal sized humans.
>>580220615>knee-jerk nerfWould not be surprised, the ash of war is not even that good for pve. Is it a problem for pvp?
>>580220862>we were the Hollow Knight all along
Is the heolster relic mandatory on cocktail recluse?Because cocktails are so cool but whenever i see recluses constantly flipping between weapons to get the element they want it seems like such a massive waste of time and so slow. And its a whole ass relic slot when she has 3 really good useful base relic skills you want to fit on.Though I also understand not every run you're going to luckshit an awesome seal with lightning and fire projectiles
>>580219124It takes a discorder to know the activity of the discord. So for 1, you are a discorder.And 2, many people from discord screenshots still post here. Even if they're not currently using the discord, they are still former discorders. Just because people stopped using the discord, that doesn't mean they stopped being discorders. Especially if they try to push discord troon culture on the thread.
>>580221314>cocktail recluseyou're already running a zdps build so i don't think your relics matter
>>580221630>discord troon culturedescribe it
>>580219124>>580221630Talk about the game or leave.
>>580221803I used to think that but then i saw a couple actually good players using it and it got me curious. the gravity bomb and magic/lightning blade are legitimately good
it's a muleta buff
>>580219992Wow, you made an Elden Ring character look like a human being. That's quite the feat.>>580220862Not exactly. The scale of a creature in Elden Ring, is largely determined by the amount of power they have. It's more of a rule of thumb though, so don't try too hard to powerscale. But generally, the more powerful creatures are larger.The more power is divided, the smaller the share everyone has of that power. The giants are larger but fewer, and hold more power per giant. Humans are smaller but greater in number, and hold less power per human.
>>580221837same as reddit mod culture. trying to control words and enforce their arbitrary rules on the thread as if it belongs to them.
>>580221840Okay, I'll to firstIf you discount being able to start with a specific incant I think Rev might actually be the worst caster in the game not counting meme shit like Guardian
>>580222241theres only 2.5 casters so not a very low bar
>>580221964>d tier wowing at c tiers on their might record 23 win streakCute
>>580222374you sound very happy
>>580220932Not at all. It's good but it doesn't really compare to the meta stuff.
>>580222241People rated rev as guardian tier regularly before the starting incants
>>580222449It’s a throwing method used by shit players to seem unique and not caring that they’re carried dogshit. See dingle greatbow adventures.
Can I get some keks in the chat?
>>580221840>Uh oh, he's getting too close to the truth>"s-stop talking about that">>580221837Namefagging.Talking about [name]Flirting with [name]ERPing with [name]Creating in-jokes about [name]The anon says the Discord has been inactive for several months. But let's not forget that only 2 weeks ago, major shitposting started because a Discorder leaked this discord message: https://arch-img.b4k.dev/vg/1787259415285.jpg
Shush! the lion is sleeping.....
>>580222201That doesn’t make any sense because the filter list was made to block out troon posts and chaser posts. Why would troons use a filter to block their own posts and the posts of people who want them? The answer is they wouldn’t.
>>580221314>>580221964It is zdps, but its fun. No you dont really need the heolster relic, you are best off running magma shot starting spell and dormant seals to get lightning spear. Magma shot makes getting fire extremely reliable, magic can be gotten reliably as the grav bomb does repeated magic damage, and then just collecting lightning becomes the only hard part. Ideally you should grab magic first as the bomb is ticking, attempt to get lightning with spear, and once you have it use magma shot to get another bomb and repeat.aff attack, and +sorc buff the damage of all cocktails, but +magic is also good for grav bomb. dmg doesnt really matter, its still zdps and zero utility, you're griefing your team for your own fun so dont think too much about "contributing". after your lightning source you should focus on getting a tool to res with, because if you are the last one alive you have little hope of picking up two allies that are 2-3 bar.
Why are bows and especially crossbows so cucked in these games? Dark Souls 2 is the only game where they were good.
>>580220723fucking lol>>580221314>>580221840>>580222352now this is wifekino
>>580222449In fairness they’re right. Cocktail recluse is honestly one of the most depressing teammates ever once you actually know how to play the game
>>580222812cool it with the mindless posting
>>580222701that was greasebag melting down at the hecking racism and he's no discorder
>>580221630Being a "Discorder" is infinitely less embarrassing than being a "4channeler">>580222748What words are in the filter?
>>580222680price went up today
>>580222701let me also add this since it was recent
>>580222874Not really. One gravity bomb does 60% of the boss hp
>>580222748>troon and chaser postsYou can drop this narrative, one look at the list shows all kinds of unrelated shit.>why would troons try to control language that they arbitrarily dislikeYeah that doesn't sound like them at all
>>580222805eventhoughtherepeatingcrossbowisthebestweaponevarandharpbowsareusedallthetimeinpvpthoughbeit
>>580222701>Namefagging.>Talking about [name]>Flirting with [name]>ERPing with [name]>Creating in-jokes about [name]All these things existed and were common occurrences on 4chan way before Discord was a thing.>But let's not forget that only 2 weeks ago, major shitposting started because a Discorder leaked this discord messageOk, guess the name of one of the 2 regulars left on the discord I said earlier?
>>580222896No, it was discorders feeling smug that they noticed a named individual, and then calling him out for the fun of it. Nothing makes them harder than playing with namefags. Well, he's not exactly a namefag, but they TRY to make him one. The whole thing about making people a lolcow is akin to namefagging
someone get this goy a tripcode
>>580223149Cute D0 post, thanks for confirming you’re just a cute little shitter.
>>580222953Names and name variants both mean and nice variations, erg boys, erg girls, tgirls any goon slang and phrases they use. If the troons are doing the namedropping and ERPing it doesn’t make sense for them to filter everything they say. >>580223161Hating troons is fine, but your push to make the filter a troon thing makes no sense. They are the ones making posts that anons want filtered.
>>580222701>>580222998I hate discord so fucking much bros
>>580223149Retard liar
>>580223506No
>>580223331he makes himself a lolcow when he replied unprompted about "white entitlement". nothing to do with discorders baiting him.
>>580223149You realize we have played the game. Enjoy doing your dance, doing 2% of a boss bar and dying while casting it
>>580223206>All these things existed and were common occurrences on 4chan way before Discord was a thing.Yes, but they were actively discouraged. Namefags were ridiculed, and you were discouraged from interacting with one. Also, avatarfagging too was discouraged.>Ok, guess the name of one of the 2 regulars left on the discord I said earlier?idk Name them for me. Though there has to be at least 3, since you're still keeping tabs on the discord.>>580223356So you're pro filter?
Did they change something about poise or were NPCs alwaya such cheaters? How can a sanguine noble outpoise idus armor? Retard can just keep spamming while getting hit
Name a more "Wasn't intentionally designed to be worthless but ends up actually being worthless anyway" item in the game.
>>580223608>When I make the discussion about a video game weirdly racial, you're not allowed to comment on it, or else you're a lolcow.pfft.
>>580223369Language control is textbook troon behavior and the entire backbone of their "movement." And again you're full of shit about only targeting troons.
>>580224010no one said you can't comment, your comment just made you a lolcow. the only ones saying you're not allowed to post certain things are filterfags.
>>580223696>Name them for meDevil Knight and Nine-box, and they are not particularly active nowadays it seems.>since you're still keeping tabs on the discord.Don't underestimate my procrastination power. I have dozen of discords that I should leave but I'm that lazy.
>>580223820idk about Elden Ring, but in Nightreign, sanguine nobles have a surprising amount of poise. They look like they should stagger, but they don't flinch and perform their super stab
>>580224037The filter is largly targeting schizo troon ERP babble. Everyone hates those posts except the troons, it makes no sense for them to be filterfags. Your hatred has clouded your judgement and reasoning. The filter was made by those who were too weak to keep up the gatekeeping needed for this place.
>>580223921
>>580224262Discord screenshot: "erm Where's the white female represenation?" (Making it about race)The post that posted the screenshot "why is sevilsaar like this?" (Making it about race again in another way)The reply to the post: "jeet behavior xd" (More race banter)The reply to the reply: "demoralized cuck" (This is about race too, in case you aren't grasping the implications)4 consecutive posts about race. Then at last, the supposed lolcows reply: "Complaining about lack of representation is dumb"Yeah... that totally deserves an entire thread derailment. Let's all talk about [name]. When [name] isn't in the room, everyone should ask "Where, [name]?"
>>580224565>largely targetingKnock it off with the weasel words. For the third time, one look at the list shows a bunch of unrelated shit that OP saw once in a post he didn't like. The discord troon/reddit mod behavior is attempting to exert petty tyranny over conversation.
Should I use incants or the /erg/tree greatbow for holy damage
>>580225064It isn't, but you've made it clear you're too tunnel visioned to see who it really is.
>>580225032the last one is the only one where the poster got clowned on and kept replying for another 300 posts, i.e. derailing.
>>580225214Idk
>>580225371That's because the poster was recognized by name, and the discorders wanted to fuck with their designated namefag
ergie new world order
>>580222876 (me) meant for >>580218304 >>580215853
wylder mains please rate this
>>580225926very nice
>>580225546no it's because of his lolcow post and replies. you seriously think there's a discord targeting greaseball?
wens duskbloods
>>580226174If they happen to recognize him, then yes. They've bragged about how easy he is to spot. And when they spot him, they antagonize him. Which they also bragged about. https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/579851193/#q579919352
>>580226213Direct on Wednesday. Surely we'll get the release date
>>580226865You are not her. Stop the impostering.
>>580226865I'm Asuna's number 1 fan!
>>580226865>>580227149No you're not shut up
>>580227475I am
>>580226865Lopsided boobs
>>580226780"he's" easy to spot because of his lolcow behavior, and the behavior is what everyone responds to. this discord gangstalking cope is sounding awfully similar to DOS.
>>580227523>>580227149mushjeet...
Damage values in ER are retarded, I never noticed cause I used dragoncrest(+2), now I forgot where it was and I apologize to complainers, they were right
>>580226174>>580226780He's not being targeted, but he's made himself a target over and over for anyone that's played on the pass by nitpicking people's performance post game and saying the kind of passive aggressive things that autistic people usually say not understanding why it would upset someone. It's made worse by the fact that he isn't very good at the game, so he gets into prolonged fights challenging anons who are better players than him that know more about the game than him, but because the only player he respects is Practice he won't acknowledge their opinion. Even the times he's right he's so annoying about it that no one wants to agree.
>>580228352>nitpicking people's performance post gameok, Trish.
>>580228040sent that dalit flying
To think this all started over a lion...
>>580229080I'm new here, what's up with "the lion"?
guys... don't make any sound...
>>580229080>>580229219>>580229248You reminded me. I got to test the lion myself yesterday during one of the games. I went into the basement, and then tapped on the back wall at the beginning of the fight. Same as the anon did in the webm. I couldn't hear the lion, but when we went upstairs, the lion was standing rather than resting. He wasn't fully aggro. Just standing in his normal position.
If a battle happens in the castle basement and no lion is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
>>580229219He’s the best Primarch with the biggest penis
stupid nigg/erg/sbroken men general
>filterfag 40k larp>dosjeet said he regularly posts on /tg/hmmmmmmmmmmm
>>580223921Is that a turd coming out his ass and wrapping around his body?
>>580230803nyo
>>580230803it is now
mom pull the plug!
Would you add your beloved pet’s face to your gameThis is the demon souls cat btw
When the music from Roundtable Hold hits that Majula chime, it's still so lovely.
>>580223203Wait, what makes the harp bow unique?
>>580231256yeah
>>580231203Phew, glad the host got out in time. It's a shame that he and his bro have to deal with red creeps.
You're calling me homophobic? Because I will gladly fuck any man here!
>>580231203Based redGOD making the hostcel alt f4 out of fear
>>580231604How can I be gay? I blew his fucking brains out.
>>580231446>>580231718it's just a gameif you die in elden ring, you don't die irl
elden ring is real life
>>580232036But you lose your runes and get set back. Also, it still feels bad to die to another player. Real or not.
>>580232036Going out on your own terms is courageous. Not allowing anyone to control your life, up until the very end.
>>580232374suicide is bad ass
>>580232542Hell yeah. Your life is yours. Do what you want with it. Don't allow emotional vampires to feed off of your existence.
>>580231604>>580231735How is two sweaty men rubbing against each other not the most masculine thing in the world?
we live in an erdciety
I’d eat Radagon’s ass.
>>580233565gay
>>580233565het
When should I start investing in other stats? (Astro Start)
looks like the terrgawd won in the end
After 2 years I misremembered thought Putrescent K***ht was a base game boss for some reason
Question. What was heretical or pagan-y about glintstone sorcery?“The battle art you've learned is of the glintstone family.”“They were conceived at the great Academy of Raya Lucaria, to the north of this castle. In the past, they obeyed laws which contravened the Golden Order, or so I'm told.”“Fascinating, isn't it? That the Golden Order was pliable enough to absorb practices that contradicted itself in the past. With the Order broken, twisted, and in need of repair, such adaptability is more important now than ever.”Aren’t intellectuals, academics, etc, the total opposite of ignorant pagans? Why would the Golden Order consider some faction of mathematicians, philosophers, astrologers, engineers, etc, a big threat?
>>580233779>Leveling vigor as a sorcerer.Just restart the game, you already fucked up. All of it should go into int
>>580233779Once you hit at least 1,500 hp, then maybe dump some points into Mind
Just started mortal shell 2 im kinda getting my ass kicked and the performance could be better and the camera is pretty wonky but at least I can play as a hot girl with a giant butt
>>580234420I suppose they mean pagan in the sense of worshiping other gods. Not pagan in the sense of ignorance.
>>58023078340jeets are pathetic
>>580234420It wasn’t their intellectualism, it was the nature of glintstone. They lived through rocks from space instead of the roots of the Erdtree. They didn’t need to submit to a parasitic tree as they already submitted to parasitic stones. It was one brand of sustainability against another brand of sustainability. It’s pretty simple.
>>580219992ugly
Great katana with cold infusion and repeating strikes is cool, but not nearly good enough to challenge sweats in duels at 150. Learned my lesson.
>>580234881troon
>>580234723The sorcerers didn’t worship any gods, they worshipped the mysteries of the stars, and the life therein. It was a mystery school, or astrology cult.
>>580234881clocked that brachycephalic mutt and made xhim squeal well done sir
>>580230783>>580234750take your meds
I wish I had friends to do archipelagos with
>>580223459trying to hard
>>580222998I thought zombi was a girl
>>580225926Good
Faith isn’t required for worship or to be a priest. Intellectually understanding the natural world was very much a thing in the past. Nature, physics, was seen as a divine and loving pursuit of God’s Work. See irl individuals like Aquinas, who had started trends like this. Or fictional people like Ymir. Learn to love the stars above. Isaac Newton. Etc.
>>580234948The Elden Beast is a "god". Though in reality, it's just some cosmic entity. Similarly, there are other powerful cosmic entities out there.It's like, imagine you're from the USA, and you move to Japan. And Japanese people think you're cool, because you're from the US. So you decide to start a cult there. And it works out. People treat you like a god. And then you decree "I'm the only one from the US you're allow to worship". Some agree, but others don't. They still watch US television, and keep track of US celebrities. And this angers you. Even though those Japanese people never met those US celebrities, only admiring them from a distance, you still don't like that they're so enamored by them. You're a jealous god. So you deem anyone who are fans of US Celebrities, heretics and pagans.
>>580235536Everyone is a girl around DevilBULL
>>580222998Post the link to the discord
Is Caligo relic worth running on a Frostbite build? Like, say I already have a good Starting Weapon gets Frost relic, do the two unique lines on Caligo (Frost Conceals and Phys Negation) make Caligo worth it?
someone post tide's discord face
>>580235729The Elden Beast would probably be just some big fucking alien to the intellectuals who think things through more logically. What is a “god” is a relative matter, anyway. Marika is a God, but the Elden Beast is God’s God, while the Greater Will is God’s God’s God.
>>580233896This entire thread has been a Wylder victory lap, you lost and got raped by ergods
This sword is fun.
>>580235920It's not a bad option at all. Personally I prefer chilling mist + starting bleed.
>>580235639>Faith isn’t required for worship or to be a priest.wew lad
>>580236017Yes.
>What is a “god” is a relative matter, anyway. Marika is a God, but the Elden Beast is God’s God, while the Greater Will is God’s God’s God.This game’s lore is so fucking gay Marika tasking Hewg to make a weapon to kill “a god”/the Beast is so convoluted and dumb; just get Godfrey to do it you dumb bitch (wasn’t that the whole plan?)
>>580235981I wonder what compels someone to use a selfie as a pfp, then hide their face with their hand anyway. Is it faggot chaser things?
>>580236442It’s true. You just need reverence. Know what is required for faith? Cognition. Intelligence. Scientists hate it when you say they have faith in The ScienceTM, even though that’s literally what it is. Two sides of the same coin.
What a build would win an "NG+ kill all bosses without running past every single enemy in the game" race
Miyazaki is God’s God’s God’s God
What's a good somber weapon to knock out Mohg with?
>>580236953anything with bleed and/or frost
>>580236769>without running past every single enemy in the gameanything with big aoe then since there are 9 billion times the enemies thrown around everywhere compared to how many bosses there are
>>580237058oh right i should just use deaths poker. i need that to rape the shit out of the fire golems anyway
gonna try queueing for a few minutes. im gonna kill your streak if you play a male character
I used magic to kill the elden beast so I guess hewg had zero purpose in the end
>>580237290wdym lil uncy, didnt you upgrade your magical pole?
>>580236531How is a savage bloodthirsty beast supposed to forge a weapon strong enough to kill a god? Godfrey probably doesn't know the first thing about forging weapons.
>>580236953Anything will work so long as it doesn't do fire damage.
yiff in hell
How do the outer gods feel about a naked dude with spiked ball fists beating the shit out of everyoneDo you think they think it's funny
>>580199534They should if its their job.
>>580237440I think anon meant Marika ordering Godfrey to WRASTLE the Beast into submission with his BARE hands…
>>580236708You might want to google what the terms you are using mean.
What killed Nightreign?
>>580237594The outer gods are blind idiots unaware of anything. Much like the outer gods in Lovecraft. Cosmic durrrr. The retarded forces of nature. Kind of like how causality, evolution, from our perspective is an overly sophisticated blind idiot. Look up the laryngeal nerve in giraffes.
>>580237747One could argue that worship doesn't require faith, but reverence, just as you could argue that reverence isn’t worship in itself. This is basic semantics. Debate me at your own peril.
Should you use Wylder ult charged or uncharged?
>>580238379>One could argueno
>>580234420>the total opposite of ignorant pagans?Holy shit did you think Christians hated Pagans for being ignorant? This is not so. They hated them for wirshipping "Demons" and "Lesser Gods". Fucking hell dude. >Why would the Golden Order consider some faction of mathematicians, philosophers, astrologers, engineers, etc, a big threat?They don't adhere to our weird strict rules. That's it. They never called them Pagans anyways, those are the Volcano Manor snake cultists and Gopdskins and shit.
>>580238716Yes. :^)
>>580237859Trannys.
>>580238834>Holy shit did you think Christians hated Pagans for being ignorant? This is not so>They hated them for wirshipping "Demons" and "Lesser Gods"To a retarded Christian who think he’s better and more “aware of the truth” than anyone, yeah, they’d see hippy tree huggers as rather “ignorant”, even if those “hippy tree people” has better cures for warts. “God still wins. Fuck you! Now burn!”. God is an asshole btw. He sent bears to eat children.
>>580237920I've never thought of evolution as a cosmic horror machination and now I'll never sleep again.
Smug like the Jehovah’s Witness who thinks he’s not going to burn when God throws another tantrum
>>580236185slapped that little bitch around>>580237594probably not because they know he has some help
>>580238997Trannies? What do trannies have to do with video games? I'm not a tranny and most people aren't trannies. Maybe you should get off the internet you sound obsessed with trannies
>>580239270Now we're talking. I like the sound of that.
1/3
>>580239080>To a retarded Christian who think he’s better and more “aware of the truth” than anyone, yeah, they’d see hippy tree huggers as rather “ignorant”,The ignorant thing came more from the idea that they simply hadn't heard about Jesus. Well before Protestant Evangelism existed, Christians felt quite strongly that they had to simply inform people about God. >He sent bears to eat childrenFor mocking a bald KING. Anyways biblical literalists are idiots. That story is obviously just an adopted folktale. Anyways going back to Elden Ring, this simply says that the Astrologers and Caria had a different belief system and some of their beliefs were heretical by GO standards. I bet they didn't give much of a fuck about TWLID for example, given they love to make lifeless puppets/automatons and shit.
>1950 is the relic cap>I'm at 1600oh I hate this dogshit system.
>>580239324Discord trannys are very loud and annoying. Lurk moar, faggot.
>>580237859the duskbloods
>>580239878I would love to still have 350 relic slots open. It's becoming harder and harder to find relics to sell, just to free up 10 spots.
>>580240231I just mash sold like 150. selected a bunch, went through and unticked a few that looked useable and sold the rest. I'm not rolling for any more until I've skinnied this shit out
I'm barely getting summoned for coop at 150...
Is a guard counter build something you can actually use against bosses after Liurnia? I'm talking Mohg, Commander Niall etc. Do you just sit there with a great shield and block the last hit of their attack string? It sounds so scrubby I'm not sure I'm being trolled when people tell me it exists.
>>580240509Dead game
>>580240509Delete this.I'm leveling up a character now. Hes at 110, things are going fine. I plan to bring him to 200 and maybe beyond. I've never gone past 150.
>>580240795I played S&B until about lvl 80-90. It becomes tedious and inconsistent. At least for me. In my thousands of hours in roll slop and other games S&B is just not something I play.It was pretty fun for those first levels though.
>>580240509I mean, it makes sense if you think about it. At 150 most people are finished or nearly finished the game.
>>580240795You can't just guard against mohg in phase 2, you gotta know when his combos end and only guard the last hit on safe enders.
>>580241623Mohg won
>>580241494Sometimes when I'm traveling on Torrent I simply marvel at the game. Hard to believe we got here from Demons Souls.>>580241623So you gotta roll and try to guard the last shot. Yeah, I'm too retarded to manage that.
just left the queue. looks like its a bit of a 0/3 situation.
>>580242046
>>580242046I was considering queuing up but you guys all hate me anyways...
I thought I was hallucinating thinking what the fuck the red phantoms in front of the jar are insanely more busted than I remember and never even realized it was based on players until now. Fucking fags have meat dumplings that heal them, every build is insanely cracked with poise maxed.
>>580242737I don't hate you cc
>>580242737Yes! I hate you!
you guys wanna have an eldie ring FC?
yes but not with you
>>580243059kek no
>>580242737Naka just put on night invader and everdark auger relic and/or balancer relics and people will hate you a lot less.
>>580243113>everdark auger relicevantoe animelover uses that one and everyone hates him too
>>580243113We already told him to one million times and he just insults you after quad-barring on night 1, night 2, and night 3
Been playing Reforged mod elden ring and every red that's invaded me has sipped, even though I didn't. Zoomies have lost their manners.
I've never been to a proper ER FC. Only ever did the FC thing is Dark Souls.
>>580243059only if you are erg boy nezuk
>>580243393dsg fc's were soulful... good times
>>580243472why do all the erg girls love nezuk so much?
square af jaw
>>580242737Derank to D1, and climb up to D5 with randoms. When you jump straight into D5 without having done the climb yourself, you are just straight up deadweight.
>>580243886I don't think that's creasy you're replying to
>>580244037creasy's ego is way too inflated to care about stuff like people liking him
>>580219992refer to >>580108660
>>580244130kek
>>580242737As long as you aren’t Creasy or something I’m sure this isn’t true.>>580243629>>580243745>>580243472Talked to himself about his boyfriend award
>>580241510A lot of people are in DLC or NG+ at 150.
What's the plan for the next thread bros? We gonna make /nrg/?
>>580244935I'm posting a nonvandalized /erg/ after bump limit
>>580244774I'm sure there's some, but based on sales figures only about 1/3 of people that own the game have the dlc. You'll get better activity if you stay at a level where you can match up to the general finishing level, but leave enough room to go further down. Something like 120-130 would be optimal.
>>580241987He didn't buff enough, that's why he lost against Mohg. Elden Ring is all about buffing.
>>580243629more like the dsg goys
>>580245195That ratio is overall ownership, not active players. I guarantee almost every active player has it.
>>580245015So we're getting a double bake again.
the dsgentiles...
>>580245498Until OP stops posting his redditjeet thread, yes. Then we can also go back to posting on page 10.
aren't golem arrows really rare? why would you use them for pve
>>580245015Ok. Good job cutie
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
>>580245015doin gods work
>>580246036probably a cheating blue doing coop side hustle>>580245015i shall be using it
Leontiels armor really needs a sideskirt or something like its dark souls style.
>>580245423As an active player i can confirm this is true.
>>580246468sounds gay
So... we all bought Tarnished Edition for the Switch 2 even though we have 1k+ hours on PC so we can keep playing Elden Ring on the go and during our overnight shifts while we watch streamers... right, guys?
>>580246614nah, I don't have a switch 2
>>580246468I truly wonder why they removed it in ER
>>580246134Neat design but kind of wasted>>580245015>there ends up being 3 threads this time
>>580246614>on the go>while we watch streamersi would buy a steam goydeck if i cared about that>overnight shiftsthey let troons work security?
>>580246614>Game key cardNaur innit
>>580246850Is this supposed to be straya or bongistan
>>580246850chud...
where is early thread?
>>580247046Wait for the cc thread
>>580243059start one in BMP and I'll join
>>580247401bmp?
>>580247449better multiplayer the iconic mod for all your online woes
>>580247449https://bettermultiplayer.com/literally vanilla but not aids
>>580247717How is that different from Seamless?
>>580247401>>580247717>DENtroon adjacent mods
Let's all queue nightreign at the same time
I'm not going to queue with a latinx subhuman
>watch random nightrein youtube video>guy starts griefing in the middle of the video trying to bait the nightlord into his teammate because he got mad
>>580248125>literally vanilla but better>uhhh seamless?reading comprehension.....this mod focuses on revamping the vanilla gameplay instead of making something unique...just read the page >>580248147well, no point in mentioning that anymore, literally every mainstream mod is made or supported by the usual trannies unfortunately bc the normal people have better things to do. Just don't donate, don't join discords, block their gay promotions, and always scrub your downloads. You won't/don't even notice.
>>580248468muni...
Looks like no one is queueing
>>580248695uh oh! you've just been hit by the MUNADO!!!
THIS IS THE MUNADOS POWER*3bars to single invader fight*YOU CAN CHANGE THE FUTCHA*sits in the cuck chair while duchess solos the boss*
gg i was duchess
>>580248514I have read it and it still sounds like it's pretty much just Seamless. I haven't tried either thoughYou able to have a conversation and maybe expand on the small details and differences between BPM and Seamless, or just wanna keep on keepin' on?
>>580248757I accidentally queued into a non-pass game...
gg I carried
I'm trying to revive Nightreign. Any ideas?
>>580249056Now's your chance. Use all the skills you've learned from /erg/ to carry the randos. You can change the future!
>>580249072queue
Real, non-meme question. Why do people not like filters in the OP? I've seen other generals do it.
>>580249214On reddit?
new>>580249350>>580249350
>>580249309Looks like you couldn't help but make an inflammatory reply instead of giving a real answer1-0 filterchads. Want to try again?
>>580249072no one playing that woke kusoge
>>580249214And it was wrong then.
>>580246614This might be the most rancid post we’ve had in a while.
>>580248336i look like that and do that
>>580246614This might be the most ambrosial post we've had in a while.
>>580230783I don't think you know what those words mean.
>>580249214the issue is not so much the list or its presence in an already broad OP but rather the interestingly persistent baiting and derailing by >>580249378
>>580248894Destroyed that fat retrad, well done
>>580243393Too bad they were all ruined after a certain point
>>580239146you never thought of it because it’s a nonsensical interpretation/idea
>>580245423Once again anonymous misses the point, that is to say, it makes more sense to target levels of the base game, because more players own the base game than the dlc (obviously).
>>580249214>people These are not "people", the only ones who complain about it are the thread shitters being filtered themselves. Majority of normal anons don't care about it or are in support of it.
>>580235035>>580250030Don’t waste breath there’s no helping him
>>580246614I hope you have fun at least
>>580249214The real answer, is that some people simple want power over you. If you hide what they are saying, then they lose their power. It's not enough for them to have the freedom to speak, they must force you to listen.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hrM2biD7g4
>>580239237don't talk to yourself weirdo
>>580249367>no double again Finally
>>580258365>>580192138
>>580226213Never at this rate
>>580256996>we want to control your speech but you're the one who wants power over peoplelike clockwork with you leftist shits
>>580259631>There's virus going around, so we're handing out free masks to everyone who enters the building.>You: "I don't want your mask">That's ok, sir, you don't have to take the mask.>You: "You can't make me wear that mask">You don't have to wear the mask, sir. It's completely optional.>You: "... You're trying to normalize the masks!">Yes, we hope everyone avoids the virus. But again, you don't have to wear the mask if you don't want to.>You: "Fucking leftists with their reddit mask">You: *Tears down the mask dispenser*>You: "You vandalize this property with your masks. You're not allowed to stand here. Go somewhere else!">Sir, this is a public building, you can't tell me to leave>You: "LEEEEEAVE"
>>580259631Clocked that faggot and made xhim verbally defecate, well done.
>>580261926>covid analogyfucking lol. like pottery. don't forget your 20th booster.
>>580261926Absolutely murdered that animal well done
>>580262628>Damn, that's a good analogy. what can I say in response? Uhhh... I know, I'll just laugh at it. Nobody will notice how utterly blown the fuck out I am.
>>580262628Wear the frickin mask chud, 4 masks or bust! >>580262881>Calling your own analogy "good" pffffft hahaha
>>580262881>"sir, SIR, please put on this mask, SIR it'll make this a better place, i swear there's a deadly virus in the air, no sir I don't work here, what do you mean move out of the doorway? S-sir, SIR, S-ACK"
>>580263104>>580263048>>580262554>>580262628>a minute between these postsHmmm I'm nyoooticing
