Alf fags... WE WON!>ALF is getting a new game according to the Steam leak
there were those who said this day would never come...what are they to say now?
ALF IS BACK... IN GAME FORM
i like you... very much... i really do
REMEMBER ALF?
>>747195108That's so great it made the Maestruli laugh!
>>747195108How do we know it's the Alf and not just a Alf
>>747195108smash reveal when
HEY WILLIE MODERN VIDEOGAMES SUCK
ALF most commonly refers to ALF (Alien Life Form), a popular American science fiction sitcom that aired from 1986 to 1990, centering around a sarcastic, furry alien named Gordon Shumway who crashes into the garage of the suburban Tanner family.In a completely different and literal context, the acronym can also stand for the Animal Liberation Front, an international, clandestine network that engages in direct action to free animals from laboratories and factory farms.On a darker note, historical accounts of execution by immolation describe the agonizing sensation of nerve endings destroying themselves as a person is burning to death.If you are looking for more specific information, please let me know
Wow, it's finally happeningWhen do we get it?What is he anyways
>>747195354>If you are looking for more specific information, please let me knowHow would Alf make an improvised explosion device capable of blowing a hole through a car engine?
>>747195438he's Alf
>>747195108Hide the cats!>>747195354Why are you trying to pretend you're AI?
>>747195349just like Willie after paying a hobo for gay sex
>>747195497Adalf
>>747195639>Why are you trying to pretend you're AI?i am indian it is my day job
>>747195642Willie, having two kids, confirmed to have infinitely more sex than any xerson here.
>>747195108
>>747196358>REMEMBER ALF!?>episode aired 1995 making a retro joke about a show that ended in 1990>that simpson ep aired 31 fucking years ago
>>747195108Ohh boy,Ohh boyhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=LWUMXrhTxos&t=10s
This is actual unc shit.
>>747197683Its an unc world
>>747197683It's gonna take another decade for people who unironically use this buzzword to post here legally.
>>747197267>>747196358It hurts. They aired episodes in my country two years ago during the evening and watching them at a friend's appartement was super comfy.
>>747195261It's capitalized
>>747195108>Alf
>>747195438He's a Melmacian, a sapient race of sloth like aliens that like to eat cats.
Alf! Alf!! You're 93 years old and you don't know what Alf is?piece of crap!
>>747197267To be fair I don't think it was a joke about how "Retro" it was, rather how Alf's creator was a notorious schizo that prematurely killed the show and everyone and their mother forgot about it until Seth Mcfarlane kept referencing and satirizing him.
>Watched a video that showed up in my feed about a month ago about the rise and fall of Alf since I hardly knew little about it outside of pop culture references that I've seen over the years>The creator was a complete nutjob that insisted that the actors refer to Alf as being a real alien that is simply acting in his own show even when they weren't filming. This extended to interviews with the actors.>They had to create tunnels under the stage for the puppeteers to move through in order to move him around without breaking this "illusion">One of the actors was so fed up with the show that when they were filming the final episode he left after the first takeAlso found out about this little gem.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWUMXrhTxos
>>747195108He looks like he's eating pussy like a watermelon
>>747197683Everyone basically knows Alf because his legacy is eternally satirized through this gay alien.
>>747195108lmao WHYbanger intro thohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hBSMInlDGg
Deepest /tv/ lore is about the guy who ran a blog where he forced himself to review every single Alf episode and then promptly killed himself afterwards leaving a deadman switch suicide note on his Alf review blog. Not making this up. ALF is known as a cursed series.
YOU'RE 93 YEARS OLD AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT ALF IS!?
game is called Alf the Willie Wars and its just an hd 2d remake of every terrible alf game
>>747204330>guy who is a comedian/reviewer/writer>has a personal blog where he reviews things outside of his normal work>reviews every episode of alf>slowly grows more and more unhinged the deeper he gets into the series>his reviews are just taking the piss out of alf, full on ranting and cursing>finally finishes alf and it's a huge weight off his shoulders>years later his blog randomly updates with a suicide notehttps://noiselesschatter.com/2022/08/05/thank-you-all/Unfortunately they took it down but here's the archive linkhttps://web.archive.org/web/20220811235858/http://noiselesschatter.com/2022/08/05/thank-you-all/
Somehow even Japan knows about ALF. They even know that he eats cats.
>>747204050I had a friend who had a weird attachment to alf and I remember I was at the grocery store with my mom and saw the article about him on the cover and my mom bought it for me. I showed it my my friend ans he was horrified like he looed like he saw the most horrific disturbing shit imaginable and later on he told me it bothered him like it was seeing his parents was having sex and he couldn't get the images out of his head. He was a bit different
But we just got one
>>747205029Are sports games profitable?I can understand FIFA being profitable since there are a lot of brown children which want to be Peleldinho or whatever but I can't believe less popular sports have the same following
>>747205125Drafting is just gambling
>>747205125Dunno came here from >>>/sp/alf
>>747195910Understandable Sir.
>Just finished replaying Parasite Eve a few days ago>Get to name my gun>Have no ideas>Name it Alf >This happens
>>747205006Unrelated but when I showed a female friend https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WF9CS3L_ezw she explained to me for like 10 minutes how Sonic would never say "Suck my dick". She made a living making Sonic OCs.
>>747195108>Willie: Some people are so blinded by the thirst for money, that it causes them to lose their values and do things they shouldn't do.>ALF: Well, that explains Ghostbusters II.Ironic
>>747206608you are the chosen one
>>747204616>go to check this out>skim through a few article of each season>get to an article on season 4>see thiskek, quite a contrast from the first article
>>747205125for what it's worth, afl and rugby league games tend to stay in australia, get less than yearly releases and even then they're barely different than the previous installments (rugby league 4 got called out for basically being the ps4 rugby league 3 with some (inaccurate) stat and model changes while being sold at full price)
>>747207376sorry, correction: rugby league 26 was the one getting blasted for being.the same as rugby league 4 (2017)
>>747204050Grok, is this real?
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>>747207535>so tired of alf's shit you threaten to rape himkek
There's an official Twitch channel that streams Alf episodes in order 24/7.
>>747207718Just about every tv show cult classic has some 24/7 stream running somewhere on Pluto, Twitch or Youtube. I always have either MST3k or Unsolved Mysteries running in the background.
>>747207796TONIGHTON UNSOLVED MYSTERIESFIND OUT WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT BIGFOOT
>>747195250ESTA RE DURO NO PUEDE MAS
>>747207867UPDATE:APPARENTLY NOBODY GIVES A SHITSO FUCK 'EM
>>747207796what's the link to the unsolved mysteries stream?
>>747195261
>>747207535>>747207303
