Samba de Amigo festival is still on, come get points! Lobby is open: 51581405
>>747485551Finally, I can join in a bit.
>>747485551Already online, but available in like 15 minutes. I hope anons can wait for me.
>>747485551will be back on later
>>747485551Hell yeah I love losing
Looks like I'm hosting. May today be forgiving.58416632
>>747486948Was just finishing cooking my food when I heard the invite. Got in just in time, let's do this.
Now THAT'S how you win a x8, son
>>747485551We're 2/4, just won an x8.
When are we gonna hear more news about what's to come in Year 2?
About to get my win and that fucking Vector bombed my ass the moment team boost ended. Fuck him.
>>747487107I only just noticed the code in the OP. Ah well>>7474869483/4
>>747487313>VectorThat was fag was throwing shit all race. Bombs, gloves, then just magically pulled a triple boost out his ass final stretch.
TORNADO ON THE FINISH LINE YEAH WOO EVERY RACE I LOVE CROSSWORLDS!!!!
>that bomb
Man, I don't like bagging I despise it, but it gets the job done in this madness of a game.
please do not scare me with that goddamn tornado again i panic used my laser at the end because of that, this item has given me ptsd at this point.
>finish line>thinking people ahead are my team>pop my tornado to stop anyone daring to get close>the people ahead weren't my team>they get fuckedOk. That works too I guess. Couldn't see shit with so many effects going on on screen.
>>747485551Still 2/4 if anyone's looking for a lobby.
All right, I'm ready.
>win a few races in a row>"stop that">comm error
>>747488916Think the lobby died mate.
>Kronos Island final cut>pop the KBB on myself>it just fucking rushes away and goes to do its own lapHAHAHAHAHAHAH
We're so fast Rougebro!
>>747489053Yeah it just died after the race. I'll make a new one in a few minutes, going to eat first.
>>747489247Good tapping as well. We managed to hold down the fort.
>host dies this timeI could see that coming a mile away.
>>747489308>Gets DC'd right after posting thiskek
Oh nyooo, already lost Rougebro.
>>747489379>>747489382We were on a roll too. Good luck and see ya in the lobby.
Spongebob in a Sonic racing game is so fucking ridiculous. Imagine your team losing to that fucking sponge.
How's the new gadget? Does it stack with the old invincible charge for a longer duration?
>CBT timeWell it was bound to happen eventually.
>>747489783I still think the Minecraft characters are even more goofy, they look so funny on the boards.
YEAH WE FUCKING STOLE THAT SHIT ROUGEBRO!!
Tactical ghost nuke did the job.
>bumped out of track by teammate at lap 3And that's what happens when you laugh at others. Good carry team.
71889685Lobby
haven't played crossworlds in half a yearany major changes i need to know since then
>>747490058>Tornado and truck activeTeam attack ass finisher
Yep that was Kronos Island. At least we crossed together.
How the fuck did that Silver got 1st? We crossed the line together, with truck, and team boost. How the fuck did he slip away?
>>7474901152/4
Burger time
i have no idea how the hell to get rings on wily castle, there's nothing anywhere.
>last stretch>truck behind me>team boost>truck bumps me>team boost ends>same truck flattens me this timeFuck that item.
>1st place>low ring countDude needs to go back to WM. He threw for his team.
>>74749095230 rings for shooting Bumo and Wily (once per lap)I don't remember if Mets were worth 10 or 15
>>74749103810
>Switch to burger servers using vpn>Amount of metafags increasesI see why you guys hate the current state of online now
>>747491260Yeah it's really fucking bad huh? Nearly every lobby (especially in WM) has at least 10 of these fuckers every race.
There goes our stre... Oh we won.
>>747491328We must have an angel over our heads or something.
>>747491328I was worried for a second, I got hit by two meteors like a retard but recovered at least a bit with my laser and triple wisps.>The Mikufag sweats are backOh joy. The fun couldn't last forever.
Oi, its the other lobby.
Tried so hard...
>Hit twice going for the Apotos cut with the 20 ring>Bumped out of the way of the shortcut on lap 3>Crushed by a truck at the endLove sweats. They don't ruin the game at all.
Blinky, you pinned me into the wall on the last stretch with hat truck.
>right next to the mikufaggot>magnet falls on my head>"ok I can recover">amigofaggot swerving like a retard sends me offroad>"ok...">faggot ahead steal my double capsules>teammate bumps me out of shortcut>another teammate steals next capsules with void>truck fucks my ass at the endThat couldn't have been a worse lap 3
>>747491697>Bumped out of the way of the shortcut on lap 3>Crushed by a truck at the endSame. What sucks most is I had my winning loadout during lap 1 but my brain thought it was a good idea to rotate out my laser. I'm fucking retarded.
>>747491756Hot
dude I swear I always get thrown off the side of the bridge on lap 3 they have to fix this.
>>747492142It took them 3 patches to fix the left side of dragon road. I don't have high hopes they'll fix that fuckass bridge.
Is there a lobby with free spots?
I'm stealing that. Thank you.
>>747491814I WILL harm you
>just had that weird urban canyon glitch where you exit the flying section and fall straight to your deathNice carry
>>747492609jerk
>>747492653Now I can bully you.
>>747492284Try >>747490115
oh god here we go again with the mikufag sweats, gg go next
>>747492723Hot.Also based full bird team.
>>747492731I was too late.
Not like it was worth the effort. Faggots were extremely ahead right off the bat. I'm reporting that shit every time they do it.
Dude it's just impossible. These people have to be fucking cheating, how are they so fast as to outpace Laser after Laser after Laser? Fucking Christ, get a life.
>fall off the bridge>not a single drill until lap 3That wasn't very radical.
>>747493203Lacidar Highway
>>747493171Truck and current gadgets are a giant middle finger to anyone playing for fun. Sell your soul and bend over backwards to the meta or suffer.
Oh no, we lost two birds.
>>747493307>Sell your soul and bend over backwards to the meta or suffer.Or they can suck my dick and shove their victory up their asses.>comm errorHumiliation ritual.
>minecart faggots>a communication error has occurredGood luck carrying my skin walker.
We ride anyway until they get back in.
>>747492630I was about to harm myself in minecraft if we lost that x8
>>747493307Fuck the meta and fuck metafags. These niggers can suck the fattest part of a shit-eating Indian's cock for all I care. It's a fucking casual kart racer.
>>747493757>see Miku>start sweating>check the name>it isn't themI wasn't scared...
Invite again please, I accepted but then backed out to turn my game volume back up.
>barely managed to reach top at the literal end after a really bad climbNo sweat.
>1stHIT IT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-wnqh7EW6k
>>747494390>HIT IThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSZYVFc6BqI
>glove the sage at the top>falls to 8thSorry, Sage.
>Hit right before the jump by an unreactable gloveI literally heard the sound for like 0.2 seconds, nowhere near enough time to react with my shield. Such bullshit.
>get to THAT part of urban canyon where everything that can go wrong will>surprisingly came out unscratched
>>747495135At least your head the warning. Most of the gloves that hit me aren't even telegraphed.
>>747495419*you herd
>>747485551can someone gift me the game so i can play with my fellow anons
>>747495708Buy it from temu
>>747495708I can't even afford games for myself anymore
>>747495419I may as well have not though considering I couldn't react.>Land on the side of the bridge>Someone falls out of the sky and throws me off the bridgeAre you fucking kidding me?
Once again that wasn't very radical. Got beat with the ugly stick.
>bump Jet out of bridge by mistake>burst out laughing>rest of race takes some effort due to laughI'm so fucking sorry dood.
>>747495708You can't ask without posting your Steam profile retard.
Literally 4 slicers thrown at me at the last lap, that's awesome.
>trying to steal my 1st at the last second>laser through them all
>bombed>magnet locked>missing every item box>somehow find myself in 4th final lap>maybe I can turn this around>shuriken'd>12thDon'tcry.Don'tcry.Don'tcry.
Ok this Kronos was my worst. Holy shit. So fucking hard to recover.>see the namesOh, I see. If I had known before I wouldn't have bagged.
Dude I can't stand this AI Jet on the enemy team. This motherfucker is one of the most infuriating faggots I've ever met in this game.
>>747496764>1st next raceI'm back>>747497287Nah you were right to bag, those guys aren't that good. We just weren't in sync ourselves for whatever reason especially during lap 2.
any open lobbies
>>747497698The lobby of my heart for you.
>>747497698Mine is full. Not sure if the other one is still up so maybe get another going if you don't want to be on standby.
>Donte and his faggotsLock in fellas. >e-stadiumGonna be a rough one.
>>747498054Ill just go out for my daily jog then, maybe a lobby will be up when I come back
>>747498183
I love getting gloved right at the end. Can always count on CrossWorlds saying "Fuck you" if you're actually good at racing.
>>747498183Locked in.
>this zavok fuckerI hate this guy.
>team of sonics vs the bird squadOne for the books.
>stuck at the wall in labyrinth right before exitingOk game. Thanks for that.
>team boost timed right before weights fallFree meal.
>Sage teamUOOOOOOH!!!!
Can we have a couple of free-of-sweats races for a while? Please?
ALWAYS A GLOVE RIGHT AT THE END WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY 1ST TO FUCKING 9TH
>slicered at exit jump>slow travel to the end>no trick or shit>12th of courseI was fucking 1st man.
>bomb goes off in the mines>last item is a fucking VOID I HATE THIS DOGSHIT ITEM ALL YOU HAVE TO FUCKING DO IS MAKE IT WORK LIKE THE TORNADO AND NOT HAVE IT CLOG YOUR GOD DAMN ITEM SLOT FUCK YOU SEGAI'm calm.
>Timed outWhatever fuck this, I've had enough bullshit for now. GGs birds.
>>747500450GGs Stormbro.
>>747500450GGs Stormbro, see you later.
48519065>>747500450GGs Stormbro. We had a pretty good run minus that last shitshow.
>>747500557>>747500576>>747500639Go kick some more ass for me. Maybe I'll come back later after I cool off.
>notice the objective>change plate literal last second
Always the rando
>fucker makes me waste my drill before the cutThat was an easy win.
>got left alone in lobbyRestart it is.
Even the lobby imploded after that race.
>>747501451>>747501497New 49182376
>trucked before the goo cut>they tie while having a bot
Played three hours last night and never once managed to get into a /v/ lobby lel
>>747502352Get in here >>747501607 you dumbass.
>>7475016073/4
These threads being full of some really cool and chill anons makes me wish we could have threads to play L4D2. I recently found out one of those meme "Glubtastic" campaigns has Versus compatibility, and getting to play that or those Vs Mutations with a full group of people from here would be kino.Ah well.
Good thing that Amigo was a retard and used his truck early or that final stretch would've been hell.
>>747502537I'm not on right now and knowing my luck it will be full in the time it takes me to turn on my Plebstation.Lads, do I have to metafag to survive in this gay ass world?
Buckle in new guy.
>pinned against wall before finish lineThat could have been a better placement for me ffs.
>rocket hits me literally in front of the finish line>barely drag my corpse over it>1stWITNESS ME
Dash Panels time (time to bag)
>bumped out of track in cyber space>try to take the shortcut again>fall>trucks all in position so I couldn't get the panels>finish line I'm sandwiched against truck and drill
Female Tails skin when?
>boost + laser + truck during lap 1 again>1stSometimes it really is that easy.
Nyooo, Jetbro.
>>747504948This game don't like bragging.
I don't think that code works unless there's another lobby somewhere. I can hop on for a bit so I can make one if anyone else is looking
>>747505148>>747505109See ya back in the lobby. You better win.
>>747505234>against the miku fucker>with a bot
Tossed54434164
>>747505536>Storm>BlockheadNo wonder I like playing him so much, I'm stupid too! lol
54200121 since other lobbies are full.
>>747506023>waiting for the race to end...
>>747506023Fuck I just did WM because the thing reset after Sage DCed. It should be quick.
>drill is uselessWooooooooooooooooooooooow who could've expected that. Piece of shit.
>glove the amy at the finish line>she doesn't slow down at allOk I guess. If that was me I would've go down all the way to 12th.
Taps my beloved, its time.
>tranny on teammight be a blessing in disguise
Fuck man. What a way to lose an easy x8.
>>747507351>in the back with amigo>hmmm red team is pretty far, I could probably bag with what I have>break away and swipe 1st>rest of the teams placement is all over the placeIt is what it is.
>outtapped by a team with a botNIGGA
>that fucking jet overtakes me right at the endReally? I even swerve away to prevent the slipstream. I hate those fucking engine shit.
>>747507920all it takes is one ring and they're a whole speed class faster than you.nerf slipstream though.
Lobby is full so if anyone is looking I'll make one for now97675226
Sagebro if I break away during lap 2 that means I have everything for bagging and its time to push. Just letting you know.
Note to self do NOT use goo before the end of that flying section.
>miss win by 1 taphate to see it
>>7475060233/4 if someone needs a spot.
Mandated com error provided by SEGAs dogshit servers
>lose our boss>smol_faggy teamOk, no sweating this shit.
>smol_faggy>Jetbro DC'dNyooo
>>747508101Imagine making such an obnoxious signature, and expecting people not to do the opposite.
>>747508643>>747508660>d/c when you're matched against the tryhards>againI don't know if this is a blessing in disguise.
>less than 10 tapsniggers atleast try the objective
>manage to almost get the win>fucker trucks me at the shortcutStill, I disrupted their top 4 all race and at the end so fuck them, that's already a win for me.
ggs. thanks for letting me fourth wheel babylon bros.
27295238 3/4>>747509439GGs Amigobro. You earned your wings.
Disgusting tie. That monkey was whoring himself.>>747509439Good games, amigo mio.
>>747509439GGs Amigobro.
>>747509492The shitver lost, that's my real victory.
Wanna play, but stomach dying, aaaa. me on left
Your beloved Zavoc is back.
Has anyone here ever managed to get a Top 10 title before? I imagine no, but it would be an impressive feat considering how the sweats play the game for 96 hours straight without so much as a shit break during these events.
>teammate pops truck and shoves me against the wall like I'm a white girl in Kobe Bryant's hotel room>we're not even playing tap your allies ruleGood job you fat purple cat fucker
>>747509798No. Why would anyone even dare to think about it?Like, you'll have to go against tens of thousands of other players. Why torture your body and mind like that?
>the last few turns of that mines race
>>747510027I thought for sure we were gonna snag that and then the team that did the worst got the bonus anyway
>>747509968I was just curious, that's all. I vaguely remembered wayyyyy back when Miku Festival was starting, there were anons talking about they were gonna try for Top 10. How ignorant we all were of what this game would become, yeah?
>>747509798>but it would be an impressive feat...lol okay man, if you say so. Shit is peak loser badge in my eyes.
>>747510209I'm not denying that. I'm just saying it would be impressive if those of us with lives somehow managed to compete with these fags. That's all. Like I would be surprised, you know?
And THAT'S how you steal a win.
>win by 1Stolen like true thieves.
>>747509798There's a few of us who usually get Top 100 but I don't know if anyone here has gotten Top 10
Nice save Wave
>boost leaves me on the offroad>had to take a hard turn to steer back to track>lose a lot of speed>still maintain my 1st no problem till the endDon't know what happened back there that everyone slowed down but thanks I guess.
>wily'sI hate you protobro. I love you, but I hate you.
>>747511105It all worked out in the end.
>>747509487Still 3/4
I do not care for Aqua Forest.
one more for me
>steal their 1st last secondI'll take a 5 minutes break after this next race. I'll be back after 1 or 2 races so if you can send me an invite and I'll rejoin as soon as I'm back.
>100 ring from the super item boxYou love to see it. >>747511964I hear ya
>trucked two times in a row>left on the offroadI'll be back.
>DisconnectedProbably a sign to take a break, thank you for carrying my ass anons
Is there a lobby with an open spot?
There we are, stomach fine now. Time to fail!
>back>lobby fullFuck my life into pieces.
I see I instantly walked right into the fun encounters
>>747513105>he says as if an error isn't gonna hit the lobby
>>747513236We had like a full objectives rotation without anyone joining the empty spot. The moment I leave 2 spots fill instantly. Fuck that shit.
Lmao sweats in shambles.
>>747513105Join my lobby72036360
>chance to shove shit up AGfags ass>host communication error
>>747513515Thanks, bro, but I'll just wait until another anon gets the comm error hammer a there's a spot open in the other one.
>>747513751Restarting. Hopefully that fixes things then invites all across the friend list. You fuckers better be ready.My pro controller was dying anyway so needed to sneak off to find the charger.
Think I'm done for now and will continue later tonight, GGs Babylonbros and Rougebro.
>>747514056GGs storm
>>747513994I'm gonna eat then I probably have a bit more until later tonight
80680500>>747514056GGs Stormbro
>>747514056WOOOO- I mean GGs anon. I'll take your spot.
>tornado the zavok fucker>he still manages to throw me the bomb>lose by 2 taps
>Miku on the opposite team>god>Miku on our team>literal dipshit
>last second glove cost us the raceBOSSSS, FORGIVE MEEEE
>>747514750You got it next race.
>>747514750All the blame falls to the Miku.>4 taps>doesn't realize the team is trying to do the objective all race>HURR ME FRONTRUNNER>doesn't even come in 1st
Any lobbies?
Am I supposed to be mixing and matching car parts?
>their truck?>speed demon>my truck>fart in water
Good race. Nothing abnormal happened.
>>747515085Just bee yourself.
Fuck you 'nado streamer, eat our dust!>>747515085Only if you want. Stats aren't TOTALLY useless, but really the vehicle type is the biggest factor, so the individual parts make little difference. Just make it look however you like, Default parts are fine
>>747515048I didn't notice until now that his gravity ring was on his maracas
>AG PandaIts time
STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORM>replaced with charmy bee botOh we're definitely fucked
>diedSucks for you guys but honestly a mercy on my end lol, I didn't wanna deal with that shit anyways.I'm sure Charmy will do his job just fine :)
13808161>>747515048Join me
Cream's fallen into the wrong crowd...
>bully the panda fucker at lap 3 long enough for us to get ahead>i get stuck against a wall>see him get slimed>"nah fuck that">no effect full speed ahead>lap 3 everyone stealing my items>at the finish line I notice the botI wouldn't have tried so hard if I had noticed the bot before hand.
>3rd>see both fuckers with a glove and magnet right before the cut>"lolretards, I have a shield. Good fucking luck">their real plan was to make me tap them and fly off the cutWell played, I can't even be mad. They got my ass good.
So buddy, you just allergic to taps or something?
>got stuck against a truck at lap 3 due to bumpDon't know how the fuck I managed to recover so fast.
>>747515393Should... should I main Charmy?>>747515415I was using Cream's default car for a while and it felt like I was slow on straightaways so I changed to the front of Miku's hoverboard thing and some rear Boost part that had high enough Handling. Seemed to be good so far. And you can just paint everything in anyone's color scheme so I don't have to worry about Frankenstein'd machines looking too fucked up.I guess my main concern right now is I only have five gadget slots unlocked so far, meaning I also have so many actual gadgets left to unlock as I play. Until then, I don't know if it's "worth" working on certain builds, limited as my resources are.
That particular team doesn't bother me so tying with them ain't bad I suppose.I definitely gotta get used to tapping on a board, I'm used to having it ez in fatcars
>not sand roadCowards
>4 tapsthe ultimate lifeform ladies and gentlemen
>>7475157903/4
>"oh yeah, we did it">see placements>team all the way down>tie objective>win by 1 point
>won from tied tapsHoly shit, you saved our asses Wave. I didn't expect my truck + wisp to not catch up to those guys
>crushing the entire pack while laughing like a mad man>free win here I come>truck about to end>portal opens>goo before I can even hit my boost>then shuriken'd>fall from 1st to the literal back of the packIf we lost the objective I was about to fucking have a meltdown.
>drilled at finish line>about to use laser>drilled againFucking bots.
>triple boostGood, now I just need a solid 2nd item and we're read to bag.>>>>>omochao>come in 1stSometimes you just don't question the game and accept whatever fate has in store.
>>747517262Holy shit it was x8.
>>747517339If Ring Grab didn't already demand the whole gadget plate be commited to it I'd slap on the Omochao gadget just to get less damn voids
>grab all 3 100 ringsThat's a first for me. I always miss them.
>got all 3 100 ringsBest feel
>>747517764Those things must have smaller hitboxes than it looks, cause I'm so bad at grabbing them
>bot with EIGHT (8) ringsholy fuck at least we won still
8 ringshow I'm not even mad but how>?????
How??
ITEMS, PLEEEAASEEE>voids and omochaos all day
>jet fucking wave against the wall before finish line>steals my 1stCALM DOWN
Well, I got 1000 points so I'm done now. Thanks for the races, Rogues!
>>747518235Probably that person got disconnected right at the end of the race. When people dc the bot starts the objective anew.
>>747518370GGs cream>>747518383That's so fucked up
>>747518370GGs Creambro.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6Z8EIS7nWw blasting from my tv as I flip from 6th to 1stI can feel my heart pounding like a drum.
this is the last of the (free) year one content, when do you think we'll start getting news on year two?
>>7475142533/4>>747518370GGs Cream
>>747518716If not next week at Tokyo Game Show, I have no clue
>fucker bombed me from behind>makes me use my boost>next item capsules are 3 boosts>they help me get the win at the endYou fool.
>>747518716TGS?
>think its almost the evening>its only a little after noonGuess the grind goes on.
Now that was a radical ending.
>team boost at finish line>gloved right when it ends>never fully accelerate to full speed againDon't know what the fuck happened there. I got stunned the whole last stretch from that single glove.
>Donte and his faggot bunchWelp time to fight Rouges.
>notice the sweatsfuck>notice the objective changedFUCK>last second change
>>747518716Hopefully TGS, latest would be October after the ATLA pack drops but I need a year 2 trailer to give us an idea of what to expect. The "year one edition" physical reprint already leaked which is likely to have all the content by default
I swear the other team was paid to hold us down. I was getting raped all race whenever I got close to top. Last lap I got trucked by a fucker who followed me the whole way while I hard turned to take the upper path with a boost.
>about to take that 1st>get caught on the pole before the cutI HATE NYCFUCK WHOEVER DESIGNED THIS TRACK>yeah lets put a street lamp here because fuck you>also if you miss the cut there's a very specific corner you'll be shoved inFUCK OFF
>>747519567Very mean to throw us against that with just us 3...I also don't really know the best route to take in NYC.
SowhatIsthe deal with Cruz. She's a reward on the last day of Lumina Fest (Yes, this game has fast now just like crossworlds), so dare we getting an event next week or what, SonicBros? ? ? ? ?
note to self, do NOT mix tech drift and boost panel objective, I missed a shitton that time
>monster ends literally right after hitting meEpic...>>747519961Normally I go top path lap 1 and sewers lap 3. During the city portion stick to the center. The left signboard is a trap that'll make you fall a few places.
I understand festivals painting everyone's vehicles to the team colors, but I wish it didn't change the materials too. I prefer candy and metallic to w/e the featureless festival default is.
GG Metal will take a break now
>forced to use the laser towards the end of metal harbor>fucked by a shuriken afterward at least the bonus got us the x3
You're welcome team
>>747520505ggs
>kbb>still 2nd so I can activate team boost with that last panel>do it>go past the shortcut>get raped as soon as I go out of it and team boost ends>trucked>gloved two timesInvulnerability frames after item hit? Hello?
Thanks for taking that KBB Wave. My only defense was a truck and I really didn't want to let it go. Didn't even need it in the end anyway because of the team boost. Shame you can't give your teammates items like TSR.
>>7475142533/4 Come be our Red
>>747520294
>Rogue sweepYou love to see it
Don't know what you throw at that fucker but you saved our asses Jet. Also nice tap when I was coming out of laser, that shit slowed me down to a crawl.
Hell yeah
>>7475157902/4
>>747521320Triple glove from the super item box I thought was gonna be useless ended up being a huge help.
>>747521385Or not, the netcode decided to kill the lobby
>team of 3Just gotta win again. Lets do it
>>747520360I prefer it for dash panels myself since it's easier to hold a line, but I suck at adapting to different drift styles, so I usually standardize my festival plates to whatever I'm using for other objectives.
>>747521050Actually they did a great job with Encanto and they picked great character, I love that movie and wasn’t expected them to add Encanto cause it little bit underrated and unknown but I my opinion they nailed this season!!+ The Grand Prix they gave as good racers specially Rapunzel cause she is a hard to unlock racer
>>747521494Easy.
>>747521494>proceed to do just that
did they change how festivals work I have been in matches where my team mates don't even do the objective, but only after winning a game first
>team disappearsRestarting...
D/C'd and>lobby does not exist, failed to join.funni
82634016Iizuka knew we were having too much fun sweeping and punished us.
Giving Sage a big ass sandwich and laughing at her when she can't figure out how to eat it.
They didn't deserve to tie with us, I wish I got that ghost dodge
I hope you enjoyed having your corpse smeared over the roads of Apotos Aiai you little shit.
>slicered while about to activate team boost>had 3 boosts in handWhat a waste of an easy win. At least we did our job with objective.
>truckfag ruins our sweepAs if I didn't hate that thing enough. At least we won.
>amigofag gets ahead of us like nothing>while i'm boosting and team boostingBullshit.
>rando don't tap all race>the moment he taps me he sends me flying at metal harbor jump>do my fucking best to recover>about to take 1st at the finish line>tornado'd right when I'm about to burst my laser>4thThat was a 1st for sure.
When I saw that classic rando in last and us only having 9 more position points than 2nd I got a bit spooked.>surely we got taps, right???
>>747523293Even in CrossWorlds threads.
I shoulda just thrown that ghost on the bridge!
>entire lobby jam packed together for nearly all of lap 3It was like a fucking party. >>747523376Kek
I don't like taking Kronos shortcut with a truck. It always bumps me out of it or puts me in reverse.
I like that Legstron-BOSS NOOOOOO
>Bye!>com error notification pops upThat's not funny...
>>747523887>forgot to changes plates>we still win both the race and objectiveNice carry, Stormbro.
>>747524148I held onto that ghost since lap 1. Wasn't taking ANY chances on someone else getting it
You guys never get tired talking about the same thing every thread, do y'all?
>>747523376I can't wait for EO Next to finally release in 2027 with a corresponding Crossworlds festival.
66095601My redemption arc is complete. 3/4
If even one of us failed that rail one more time the monkey rando would've fucked us I think.
>first>dark chao>have to use my omochao for shortcut>fucker throwing the rings at random instead of me>slowly go through the shortcut>gloved
>>747524650>comm errorNext lobby will be full or we go against sweats for 2 hours straight. Fuck my bad luck.
>>747524510Yeah....just close your eyes and think of the forests, bro. I'll make it all better...
Replaced dash panel bounty with the mini version on my dash panel loadout and added ring evo instead, its making me wonders
>>747524881In the context of ring grab i forgot to mention
>>747524881That sounds like a good idea actually, but I'm committed to the objective gopher role.I'd hate barely losing objective knowing I could've gotten just a few more per panel
>>747524771Oh hey, it begins.
>>747524771>Donte and his rats ran a train on me at radical highway while the two bots and rando watchedRoguebros...
I dunno how this monkey started flying with us but he's a good addition! gotta grab more Storm/babylon rogue images sometime
>truck smol_faggy>finish line comes>he uses tornado>i go to the side to evade>he goes my way>tornado still going after a long while>it hits me>tornado ends instantlyReally? Enjoy your 3rd place you faggot. Your mom will get cured of that cancer of a son with those skills of yours.
>Finally return after getting pissed off earlier>Lobby fullStorm goes it alone I guess.
>>747525562He shoved me off the rail too, jerk. Hopefully I bumped him off too, since we won objective in the end
Do I jump into Crossworlds now for constant gameplay or do I resume MGS4 to not be able to play at all because I'm on Act 3...?
>pop truck on bridge>jet's drill taps me and sends me FLYING sidewaysI hate this fucking item so much, whether I'm getting hit by it or using it, it always screws me over somehow
>>747525938by this fucking item I mean the truck lol. Drill sucks too but truck is the product of a war criminal organization
They have to remove the Tornado hitbox on the next patch. This item is out of control. It shouldn't be able to single-handedly change the entire outcome of a race in the last 2 seconds. It's a fucking defensive item by design, yet it's stronger than basically every other attack item in the game beyond like the Truck.
Defeat this entire lobby and show them the power of extreme gear
>notice the objective change when it's already locked for next raceHope you like rings.
>>747526025>It shouldn't be able to single-handedly change the entire outcome of a race in the last 2 seconds.You'd have to delete damn near everything from this game to solve the problems.
>>747526072I didn't notice until the flight section of lap 3.>I GRABBED THE 100 WHERE'S THE BOOST!?...they won objective, huh....I'll take my 3rd place as a win...
This is our chance at redemption. Lets rock rogues.
>>747526110Well hitstun shouldn't last so long at the very least. You have to run Quick Recovery to make the items not feel like such utter shit when you get hit, but you also can't run QR anymore with how oppressive the meta is, else you're gonna get smoked every single race by people running Hyper Ring Engine. It's just a lose/lose situation courtesy of Sega and Sonic Team's infinite laziness and incompetence.
>why were they so hard to reach?>next lobby same team>ring engine minecart faggotsOh, right.
That's more like it
MY ghost, bitches!!!Perfect Charge Boost is fun when Ring Engine shit isn't invalidating it
>truck in hand>"ok let's activate it">gloved>get some speed"ok let's activate it">tornado'd>use truck to recover and a tornado right at the cut fucking everyone on my wayYou should've let me use the fucking truck.
>>747526737Anyone you missed was met with my truck. Funny times at rainbow garden.
I didn't push brakes even a little bit yet somehow the saw made me stop completely as if my controller was dead.....the fuck?
>pushing like crazy>almost there>suddenly tornadoYeah. Well Maria is still dead so fuck you Shadow you big gay.
>win against the sweats>but also you lostI hate these kind of races.
>>747527178>comm error at matchmakingCan't stop kicking me while I'm down. Fucking piece of shit game.
All I can offer this race are these boosts boss.I not drive so goooooood
>actually felt like I was flying while pulling off the cut>didn't even need laserThat felt so good. Also>lobby disbanded>I'm the hostSEGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Any lobbies with open slots? These randoms ain't cutting it.
43477452Just in case
>sitting right on top 100If I had the time I would go for that, since I'm already playing for fun anyway. But I won't be able to play much tonight or tomorrow morning so that will probably fuck my chances at that.
I think between the sweats and the general lack of multiplier races this time the bar for top 1000 is gonna be really low. I think it might not even cross 6800, given that I'm at 6300 and still at like 350th place.
>>747527597>>747527668>fullAh well I'm gonna go play something else.>>747527718Wow yeah I just noticed I'm sitting around like Top 500 with only like 7000 points. I think the last Festival being so completely dominated by the sweats because of Drift really killed off a huge chunk of people that just wanna play for fun. Can't say I blame 'em though.
We were gapped anyways but FUCK YOU MONKEY WHO SHOVED ME AWAY FORM THE LAST ITEMS
>>747528021*enemy monkey, not (you) amigobro
>stormbro bumps me out of track at the start of 1st lap>12th-11th rest of the raceI was checking the map the whole time and those fuckers never stopped for anything. Good shit. Reporting their asses I don't care if they ban me.
>>747528097I'm big-boned, bossman, I can't help it!
>throw glove behind at finish line>hit that amy>felt bad about it since I didn't need to do that>check her gadgets now>metafag>handling machineI'll do it again.
>>747527718>still above #900 at around 3.4kThe bar does seem pretty low this time.
Black Doom, I'd like a break from your carnage carnival course...
>>747527718>>747528694The only people playing after the 1000 mark are us, doing it for fun, and the metafaggots, doing it because their life depends on getting yet another top 10 title.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBTRdyqAnos>this during radical highways final stretchI was feeling it.
>literally gritting my teeth as I overtake AmigoWITNESS ME
>>747529194And now we're fighting for our lives.
Scheduled fun-ruiners, hello.....
>>747529337DC after.
Guys...I just witnessed them go up the bridge side rails effortlessly one by one in a single line like fucking robots. These freaks need to be put down.
>>747529337Dude, I was chasing down Super for a good 10 seconds with a truck at the end, and he wasn'l holding an item or drifting, or even close to his other teammates.Tbh I never gave much stock to the speedhacks theory, but what the hell, that's fucking impossible!
Thanks to Jet/Wave/Storm, I'm at 6800 points and have other stuff to do for now, but I'll be back tomorrow to probably reach 7500 for safety.
>ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost>nothing>one of them is finally at reach>throw red glove at 4th place ahead>tracker on him>...>...>...>finish line comes and tracker just disappearsOk, guess we can't attack them while they're on sight either. Good shit. Reported again.
>>747529621I mean I never even gained on him. Truck + slipstream means jack shit I guess...>>747529651GGs monkebro
>>747529651GGs, monkeybro.
...Did the same drills get you guys?Birdsquad....let's forget that one happened
From 1st to 12th right before leaving water section.
Game really loves teasing the blizzard valley option on Ring Grab and never deli-never mind!Objective win EZ
Raped all race. Felt like I had a target on my back all the time. Thanks for the carry.
I don't mind being the royal coffers if it means one of us can carry
>ah I'd be fine with 2nd...wait, is that a Shitver? HELL NOThat's my gold fucko, enjoy silver.
>>7475276683/4
WHO THREW THAT BOMB BACKWARDS AT MY 8TH PLACE ASS AAAA
>ghost ghost ghost ghost ghostMan, at least these ones we could catch up. The fuck with these metafaggots.
>another Shitver denied 1stKnow your place trash.
>squad disbandedAre we getting a break?
That...may be the first strategic use anyone's ever been able to get out of the 100 ring item (it's still in the game!?)Used it in the flight section when that portal item showed up and team boosted. It'd be even better if I didn't get fucking TRUCKED AT THE LAST TURN AGAIN but I'll take that novelty
>continue like usual>the squad disbandedQuality product. New code93161057
Normally I don't give TTVfaggots their likes back but I just can't leave a fellow Rogue hanging. Now lets slaughter him.
Why do people hate Silver? I think he's cool.
>>747531543He's a shit. I like him too since he's the Trunks of Sonic.>miku rando throws the game for usWe can never win one with these people.
>>747531543Its kind of a Blazefag thing.
This whole past half hour I've been a total failure.Could'nt even get us rings this time. Can't even type couldn't...
>>747531778Now isn't the time for sweat lobbies game, I'm already in the dirt
>more sweats
>>747531778Do you see the shit we just walked into. Now's your time to shine. Carry us. I believe in you because I sure as fuck don't believe in myself.
>>747531925...well I performed better than I had been the past several races. Does that count for anything?
Can never understand how these people pull a billion rings out of their asses in these things
Just saying now next time we get thrown into an all truck sweat lobby full of recognizable names like that my ass is switching to my bagging loadout. Objective be damned.>>747532134Shined a hell of a lot brighter than me.
>>747532147I should look at their gadget plates next time and see if I can understand.My favored dirt-grinding method requires slowing way the fuck down but they obviously don't have that restriction
>drill drops me off mid-bridge to get instantly shoved offT-thanks. Enjoy top 3 guys
>>747532212It ain't fair. That one was ours by right.https://files.catbox.moe/b8mdpu.mp4
Lobby seems full so I'll drop a code if anyone else is looking 37952063
Hey. No. That was my 1st.
>1st and swamped everyone in boost panels>>747532997I really needed that lmao. This hour's been pain
>last race noticed I forgot to change plates>at the middle of that same race>"why aren't we gaining team boost for my rings? ooooohhhhh right">come next race>forget again>middle of the race>"why aren't we gainiing team boost?"My own kind of autism...
And of course the fucking rocks falls on my head the moment I use boost for shortcut. Fuck my luck.
>>747533054And right back to the gutters I go
If getting hit by the meteors on spongebobs track was a sign of retardation I'd be a double retard.
>>747533407Exact thing happened to me earlier. Hit by one, boost to recover right into another.
How does someone see Radical Highway in that rotation and not pick it on dash pads
>>747533407>>747533460That's impressive in it's own way. I just drive straight "through" em no problem cause of how short their hitboxes last
>comm error>try to rejoin>cannot find lobby
>>747533558Playing this game for hours at a time tends to make my brain turn to mush and I just end up driving without much thought.
>trucked during the final stretch
>>747533618>try again to be sure>it worksWhat the fuck.
>>7475327032/4
>see wavebro get botted>lock inplot necessity achieved that one
>>747533553I hate the unpredictable jankiness of the dash panel rails.
Is there no win streak award for this one?
>>747533848Ah, I wasted my powerup right before the intended targets for it showed up.MB, I'll go back to 12th where I belong, ok?
>comm error againI think I'll leave it here for a moment. Want to go find something to eat. I'll be back in a couple of minutes.
A lot of cockaholics on tonight huh
>>747533882There's always a win streak title.
>tfw nothing happening until the Anniversary or MikufestCan we get a thread once in a while after this Festival ends just to play some Super Sonic Speed races or something?
>>747534289Bro your Avatar festival?
>>747534227I didn't get one even though I got a win streak.
>>747534335Check the calendar, it's not happening this month. We talked about this on Thursday, how it's likely being delayed, and thus delaying the next patch so that compfags don't have to learn anything new before the World Championship.
>>747534335>>747534492
>incoming shuriken>have to burn through 4 fucking boost to get to my shield Bruh
Man I really need to stop taking the bridge rails on a board, the hitbox is so much jankier than in a car
>>747534492>>747534547Well shit.>patch delayDoubt they'll do anything about the truck fuckers anyway.
>>747534654Trust me, I don't expect anything to change in regards to the meta whatsoever. It's very clear the sweats are who Sega want to market the game towards, so those of us who play for fun just get fucked.
>>747534547Note the jp version has a bit for TGS there next week.As for SSS lobby threads, I do keep my eye on /v/ somewhat during off weeks and usually don't see them. Idk about after this festival tomorrow, but I'll probably be available Friday. I'll make a thread then if I don't see one Friday afternoon and see if anyone bites
>>747534730I wonder what we'll see at TGS. I can't imagine it'll be anything but another Year 2 DLC reveal and a reminder about the fag tournament coming up?>I'll probably be available Friday. I'll make a thread then if I don't see one Friday afternoon and see if anyone bitesCool, I'll see if I'm around too.
>>747531406Back and still can't rejoin. I think the lobby bugged.
Was hoping to time the team boost to the NYC cut, but it worked out anyways.Honestly, it seems to save less time than initially thought. As long as you're making the final big turn cleanly enough it's usually fine, cause people get caught jumping on the sidewalk and slowing down...I think
Dude, I think your luck might be the worst of us all. Almost every time you come back from a break it feels like the game throws us into sweat hell for it lmao
>>747535019It was my first time playing that track, very cool ideas and layout but my god is the map cluttered and hard to read
Thought for a sec I was a genius using the drill in the presser area. It just waited until the turn after it and threw me into the wall.This poor item...
>final stretch fighting monkeys Its like I'm back on /vg/...
>slicer a sweat>they don't slow down at all>it wasn't desync since he was in the open, alone, and no items or invincibility>use ghost at the end>rapes everyone>they still winMother of rapes. That ghost fucked half the lobby and still they won. Fuck these cheaters.
ah, so it's that kind of nightI need a drink before the next one
You all got your race in in the last day of this Event didn't you? Set a Best Lap time? Ends like in like a few minutes so hope you slapped dashed a run in!
THE FFUCKING ROCKCKCKCSMNS::NLASFN:SA:NLFASN:LFN:L
>6 people hit with that ghost
Can we, ever, just once, be able to celebrate a sweep for more than 30 seconds????
I got driven off-road towards the end, but I hit a few people with a bomb at least
>full crown lobby>two sweats teamOk. No objective I guess since those fuckers will probably steal it anyway.
I kinda wish each Festival had unique music to go along with them that replaced the usual main menu and Festival lobby themes we're otherwise stuck with. Like the Joker one having the menu theme from P5D would've been kino as fuck.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MLctbzK-sM
Technically 1st on our team and placed better than smol faggy. I'll cope with that as a victory
Huh. Idk if any of you are dumb enough to go for that early huge jump in Crystal Mine, but know that if you ever try it with laser in hand.It won't save you. You will some how "fall" mid laser, and get thrown back unrecoverably.j..while lasering.Pointless race, so may as well try dumb shit like that to see what happens
Nah, fuck these assholes. If I were alone I would just alt+f4 this shit.>hit them>no effect>they hit you>good luck seeing them againThere's no fucking way they can do a PERFECT race ALL races while defending and attacking at the same time. Or SEGA is just trolling us with some kind of super bots.
I think I lost connection so lobby probably is kill. I'm gonna take a break for a bit if someone else wants to host
>>747536095>If I were alone I would just alt+f4 this shit.I do this. /vg/ anons will make fun of you, but those fags LOOOOOOOOVE the sweats.
>>747536095That my be my fault. The bots you get in L5 and above are fucking bonkers.
Sad having my usual preferred type of car be the soulless meta choice
>>747536095>top 10 were actually trained CIA bots
>go WAY in through ocean's view shotcut to use drill>it still takes me out the fucking shortcutThanks you fucking piece of shit game. That was an easy 1st.
>get jammed into a wall>unable to bag with the ghostLove it when the game wants you personally to suffer.
GUYS? RINGSSS?J??????i tried so hard for em
>>747536521I forgot to change my plate. I had that 1st on my bag. Fucking items.
>>747536521Told you dawg against these truck fucks I'm opting to bag especially since their guard is clearly let down during this mode. With that said I could've collected some more rings. My bad.
Host d/c, final stretch.THAT one had to be someone ragequitting, right?
>tiedClose call.
>hit them>they don't even care>try to get close>perfect hits with any kind of items, yes, even a spike ballI'm tired of sweating.
These sweats are cashing Israeli paychecks
Wait that was a VICTORY???Did the Storm have a ringcount at least, cause if what the other anon said holds it should've been 0 cause I got booted last second lmao
>>747536954It was 0
I already sold, swapped off the ring gathering set cause I thought you guys were.
>GO ROCKET>they have team boost activeFuck you, I'm counting my 3rd as a win.
>>747537032>my ring count was only 100 less than the rest of the team'sAnd I'm not used to this build yet either, might not actually be the worst at ring gen...
>>747537032I put mine on and was hoping it wasn't sand road. They are abusing the fuck out of runoff bounty.
>Top ring charts with new buildI understand it now...
>had your fun? time for more sweats
>try solo queue>end up with bots vs sweaty premades anyway
>>747537628Is this the guy from RE 7 and 8?
>just lost objective
>missed the first 100 ring>that cost us the objective
>in the middle of a call the last few races>playing on auto>finally hang upI literally don't know what I've been doing, so sorry in advance if I made you guys lose.
>>747537810Yah it's Moldman
>>747537917I gotta quit saving these ant images
>sweats hours it seemsI'll play till the end of dash panel. Need to sleep early today and I don't want to stress myself with these faggots.
Forgot to switch off the penny pinching plate my bad
>unable to do anything to top 10 fuckers because red team keeps getting in the wayBRILLIANT
>>747537965Hahaha, that's pretty funny.Kinda gets my mind wandering to future DLC characters in this game. I wanna see Panty and Stocking get added, but I know damn well that would NEVER happen. Would be based though, especially if they came with some of the music from the show like Fly Away, Angels and Demons, and Reckless.
>>747538028I'll call it too at that time. Tired
i havnt even raced in like an hour ive just been laughing my ass off trying to find all the funniest pieces and places to clip the "speedy" decal so it just says "pee" like a fucking middle schooler
>>747538249Same. Not that it was going to make any difference anyway.
>>747538296>>747538028Thanks or toughing it out with me. These really are becoming the degenerate hours and not the good kind.
>>747538339lol that's preddy gud
>>747538339>PEELOL, oh god I shouldn't laugh at that but it feels really good to.
>>747538339This decal used in that manner should be our calling card, so we know for sure when we see each other in the wild especially out side of festivals. It's basically the closest we can ever get to having an actual bad word on our cars.
>>747538339Heehee. Pee.
>pedrohegeI hate that tailfreak since game release. Fucked his ass with a glove right before finish line.
>>747538363Definitely could have helped with the positioning aspect considering the ring grab stuff has no rings = speed items
>have a good match>inb4 sweats
>>747538662You did what to Tails
Poor Megaman, acting like he's about to have a good time
>>747538265dude the angel sisters and demon sisters would be such a great dlc pack, but only if they retain their cartoony look instead of the more traditional anime look they have during the transformation sequences.
>>747538568its pretty versatile if you get clever, please steal it
>knocked off by teammate early on>never recoverIt wasn't your fault.
I'm not even convinced there were 53 dash pads in total in the map, how tf are these losers doing this
SIDE TO SIDE WITH THE FUCKING MIKU WITHOUT A TEAM BOOST AND THEY WERE GOING FASTER THAN ME WITH ONE WHAT THE FUCK SEGA
Oh I didn't even realize we hit the bump limit. I'll bake.
>>747539053They have to be hacking. I was 2nd and one passed me by at the middle of Cyber Spacer and they got a surge of speed that made him disappear from my screen in a flash to go with 1st place who was way ahead.
>my track>x8They sure fucking tried to drag me down. Nice one. Next is my last
Bread>>747539369>>747539369>>747539369
Huge 8x nice job team
>>747539348I should've quit with that last good race.Oh well, I'll make an effor at least
And at the end of the thread, she's in.
>shitshow on my part this raceI wasn't at my best, mentally speaking. Sorry guys.And I'm out. GGs, guys. It was fun until it wasn't anymore. I will try to get back tomorrow as soon as I'm done slaving, probably at the same hour I got online today, so in about 12-13 hours.
>>747539721Everyones in the new thread dawg
