Day 3 of the festival. Did you get everything /v/?Also post lobbies.
>his last race will be against ShittensYeah, I picked Coral Town too. Wanna make it quick.
Any open lobbies?
>>747539680Two of us are about to be done at least...forgot lobby code, host should know (if he's still playing)GGs Rogues and Rouge!
>pulled off the Coral Town jump both lapsThat's my victory.GGs Wave and Storm>>74753968093161057
A lot of greasers tonight but good shit bird and bat squad
>>747539721Posting here since I didn't notice the other thread.
>got griefed by someone who drove into the wall to make sure I got hit with Boom Boo>whole team places in the bottom spotsJesus. There's a shit ton of people out for blood tonight, I'm so glad I got the win streak within a half hour on Thursday
>>747539764>>747539765Thanks anons
>>747539873Rough night on our end too. Seems all the for-fun players got their fill Friday
>land right on top of a spike ball>>747539805>>747539840GGs brothers, see ya tomorrow.
>>747539765>lobby is fullDamn. Am I doomed to the solo queue or Single-Player mines?
is this a known skip? i wasnt even looking at my screen just holding accelerate wife walked in and was confused how i went from back of the pack to first when i clocked back in, had to check the steam replay afterwards, it seems like a pretty neat way to cut a bunch of people off specifically at that corner if done intentionally, especially if you have something on deck to dump behind
What's best ring grab gadget meta?
The bee has been slain. All four of them.
I wasn't happy about throwing my laser away to try and KBB the Charmy squad between team boosts, but boy did it pay off
>>747540201Stacking dash panel and runoff bounties usually yields good results
>>747540518Thanks. Always struggle getting low amounts despite always trying to get as much as I can
>>747539973A couple of my friends wanted the win streak but we can't even manage to win a race with how sweaty some teams are. We stay in the bottom spots
2 wins in a row on first 2 races
Last festival I cranked out the pass in a single 7 win streak sitting this festival I'm wondering if I have enough time left to get the horn
I'm not really seeing the value in Runoff Bounty myself. It feels way too dependant on both track AND item luck to make any significant use of it, whereas at least you're not at the mercy of getting speed items with Dash Panel Combo Bounty.
>get to the front near the end of lap 3 with a laser>"hmm I think I will hang back and use this at the end">3rd swerves hard left to tornado mealso shit my hand accidentally bumped the stick when I was setting my controller down and I hit main menu, rejoining next race I guess
>>747540201Dash Panel Combo Bounty is really, really strong on some maps and weak on othersPerfect Charge Bounty is decent on all of themFiller slots go to Accel Character Kit, Slipstream Bounty, or Runoff Bounty. You can experiment with stuff like Morph Action Bounty or Air Trick Bounty too, but I don't think there's ever a good enough payout to justify them.>>747540917It is track dependent, but it's high value in one slot where it does work. Remember that you can use team boosts for it too.
>Lobby isn't open so I play solo queue>Chao park>In the water near the end>Fall through the floor for no reason>12thI wish I recorded that. I swear why is this game like this?>>747541094Sure but I'd rather use that one slot for Ring Evolution so I at least have a slight chance of keeping up.
>the Pac is b-ACKGet fucked Pacchud. This is my track now.
>>747541342Try using my plate here, gives a really reliable ring sum so long as you can hit the dash panels
Any opens lobbies?
>>747541342Understandable on that plate.>>747541572If he wants to be able to keep up as well, I don't think dropping Ring Boost is what he's looking for.
>>747541342>>747541818Either runoff or slipsteam can be substituted for ring evo then
>>747541795Still full here. Surprised there isn't a 2nd lobby going
Kinda surprised it took that long to d/c
>blizzard valleyhell yeah>host d/cs and the bot throws ringshell no
>>747542395My b on 7th
83471036New
>>747542456>fullGoddamnit.
Man I ain't even wanna play anymore now.
>>747542608Because no lobbies?
>1k hitIt's that easy. >>747542608Someone needs to get another lobby going. I can't be the only one hosting.
>Hardstuck 12th with no chance of catching upGonna need some deeper pockets for all of these rings to farm
>>747542705Yeah... Randoms suck and I'm bored now anyway. I would go play something else, but everything else I play is either exclusively with friends (who are busy right now), or is ruined by shit people.
>>747542730Yeah there's at least 4 people complaining there's no lobbies, that's a full squad right there!
>super and his trained robotsGuys...I don't think we're winning this.
>>747542780Hop in lad, we got races to win. 78828811
>>747542429>win objective>but I fell off of Cyber Space and never caught back upfuck.
Fucking glove at the end
>Mistimed the KBB escape boost at the end and tanked to the backAAAHHHH could have beaten the Mikufags
>>747543096that wasn't meant to be a reply but I guess that works as a >same broit's crossworlds, shit happens
I completely forgot about the top 3 getting extra festival points until I got it just now because I've only gotten bottom half placements for the last two and a half hours.
great race to end the festival for me
78828811 is 2/4
>>747543731Click it or ticket retard.
>>747543780waitan
>hop on>match with shitty top 10s>dcs afterI think the game is trying to tell me something
>>747544027Crap, mandatory dc after racing against sweats.
>frontrun the whole race>get tornado'd right before the e-stadium lap 3 ramp>6th>bumped off the ramp>10th>dump my items to grab the last item boxes>a drill flies up and takes them first>12th
>>747544093>dc while waiting to rejoinokay I guess they don't want me to play their game that's fine
>>747544027>>747544093Lobby died, new is 99940080
>>747544096Aw shit, do I join the same code?
>me and one other friend got the win streak the other night when the festival started>other two friends who didn't gave up before they could get it tonightI want to do a festival ranking and it'll be hard to rank this one because for me on the first night it was painless but playing the last couple hours trying to get it again was absolute cancer thanks to us running into sweat teams almost every single race.
>>747544280>>747544286nvm I'm in
Getting item comboed with the ghost on the jellyfish is aids
It's real late so I'm gonna bounce for tonight - might be back on tomorrow to round out the festival.Good luck on the next races Rogues and Proto broLobby is 3/4 now93161057
>>747544489Wrong code lol83471036
>>747544489GGs homie
>>7475442803/4
>>747544489GGs Jetbro
>>747544489GGs Jetbro.
>>7475424563/4
Good tappin lads.
That s a first for me.
Here's your alive game casual mode at 6 am, bro.I sure hope wasting million of dollars for literally 1000 autistic no life subhumans in year two is worth it. I have never seen a dev team DESPISE their casual audience and work against it this much.
Lovely time for a comm error. Rejoining.>>747544979I was hoping if I was frontrun tapping with protobro the random would pair up with you, but I guess that didn't pan out
>>747545085oh I didn't even notice we were racing against each other>only people online are /v/tards and comptroonsamazing
Im dying here
so the mine cart is meta huh
>>747542456Still 3/4 Lobby somehow became clanker season
>>747545271Yeah. Its like 2nd place behind that fuckass meta truck.
>>747545085Always good to see you around thighsbro,
>>747545421Which truck? I thought the extreme gears were the meta pick
>>747545839Extreme Gear hasn't been THE pick in a while. Right now in World Match the Minecart is the top pick, in festivals some players gravitate toward the truck.
>>747545271Mine Cart for drifting, Trail Runner for slipstream or any festival objective involving tap boost or dash panels>>747545839EG was meta in UC era because it had the best invuln uptime. Even back then Mine Cart was faster.
>>747545432It's a struggle.I am not getting the two win title this time around though. I can feel it.
>>747546012Damn, I feel you. Also we are matched against each other again. Good luck.
>>747545979>Trail RunnerI've been using it since day 1... had no idea it'd ever become the meta pick
>get first>my reward is a dcyay
>>747546325God dammit, we are playing against the same guys too.
ggs fellas, gotta call it early
>stacked discord top 100 festival team >third placePathetic...
>>747546545ggs mega
>>747546545GGs Megabro, hope to see you again later.
What's the Amigo result song called, bros?It's actually pretty neat.
>>747546564Sick laser at the end, almost caught up to you.
I think I'm going to try Ring Range Up instead of Runoff Bounty, I feel like it'd grab more rings per match from what I've been seeing tonight
You see that shit there.
>>747546676Seems I'm too strong to be contained. New72220063
ggs lads>>747546545ggs mega
>>747546657I am sorry, Luigi...
>>747546852GGs Blazebro, 99940080 is 2/4. also>Right into two sweat teams.fuck
>>747546670>successfully using Omochao offroad twice without getting screwed>picked up at least as many rings as I would've from taking the Ocean View end cut twice with RunoffI am an instant fan
>d/c'd againwhy, this didn't happen at all the first day and that's usually the worst
>>747547137The Red decal singlehandedly makes me okay with his addition
>Shittens three times in a rowJoyless fucks.
Gonna have to call it here. GGs Metal and Mega
>trucked at the final cutJobberKING...
>>747539369Still waiting on Sonic Prime Arena>that updateFUCK your comic book cover arthttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1zmcEuocbSMAPH0Cdu0neR7qOYrOad6dB_PXEnPRM24Y/edit?tab=t.0
>>747547513GGs Proto
>>747547513GGs Protobro>>7475467862/4
>finally remember to install the mod that shows what platform everyone's playing on>0 epic playersI'm assuming it simply lumps all PC under Steam, which is a bit disappointing
GGs Amigobro, I'll join the other lobby since I'm left alone.
ggs protohost I'm done for now
>>747547580Lobby imploded I guess.
>Amigo has two costumesCostume shop is coming...Trust the plan...
>>747547704One sec, lemmie make sure the code works.
>>747547704>>747547757>go back to the lobby>squad has disbandedBRAVO IIZUKA79099982
>Sage has two costumesCostume shop is coming in the first update...Trust the procress...
>Please wait>Communication errorFuck's sake.
Can't even rejoin now.
>>747546609"Let's find and shake it" according to the jukebox
I love desync
>>747547982That's my favorite glitch. I call it the Iizuka middle finger special. Very frustrating.
>>747546609>>747548103https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlxorM_dwp4
jesus christwhat do I mod this out with
>>747548167>>747548103Yup, i'm a reborn evangelical christian now!
>>747540508I really hated this cartoonish era of Sonic.They really blew it.
I just realized I never even noticed dash panels started and it's already tap boost and I'm still on my ring set
>>747548318The 2010s were my Sonic dark ages (Generations, Transformed, and Mania aside)
I am a Sonic fangirl (female).
Damn, we lost Megabro.
>>747549062We were up against the loser brigade so in a way he was spared that race.
>>747549062d/c'd again because crossworlds is a good video game
>>7475478023/4
wow twice in a row, really?I even sanity checked my connection for packet loss
>>747549112Oh no, again.
We were fucking robbed and I 100% blame the shitver.
>>747549324Silverfags can't beat the allegations.
>Ghost'd the TTVfag on the jumpDeserved.
>>747549402>another one>name is literally TheGaeSilverI hate this fucking character and his fanbase so much.
>matched against the silver immediately afteraww yeah
>>7475478023/4>>747549832We gotta win
Let's do it for Dcotah Wahwee.
>forget to change my gadgets>x8>we still win
>missed the objective change>on an 8x>against two (2) shitver teams>win it on placementoh thank god I would not have handled a loss well there
>>747545085>I have never seen a dev team DESPISE their casual audience and work against it this much.It's incredibly baffling how much Sega and Sonic Team fucking hate their casual playerbase in this game, despite how casual of a genre kart racers are.I still stand by the belief that they never wanted to nerf Ultimate Charge, only having done so because of the massive outcry against it for months on end. Why else do we keep getting shittier versions of it? There's not enough outcry against Hyper Ring Engine, so I wouldn't be shocked if it doesn't get nerfed in the next patch. We'll be seeing another 3-4 months of Minecarts dominating WM and Trail Runners dominating Festivals, and fuck you if you don't run the meta. We're Sonic Team, we added all these cool vehicles and gadgets and (You)'re not allowed to play with any of them if you want to have a chance at winning, HA HA HA!
Hate this truck meta nonsense
>Timed outT-thanks SEGA.
Alright Metalbro, time to carry two bots.
>>747551030[Beep slurs]
>>747551228same bro
I have played on NYC a grand total of once and have no idea where the dash panels are, sorry for our upcoming loss
>>747551030[Beer blurps]
>some fag on the opposite team uses their truck during the sewer section for no apparent reason>ruins my entire race
>remember to actually change my gadgets>winIt really is that simple
>More Sand RoadBlessed.
>>747551823God tier track
>>747551823If Sand Road or Pac-Village is available, I pick it. Simple as.
>SweepSweet.
>>747539369>5 string>shape of electric>looks like sound hole instead of pick guardDamn, is Sonic a nu-metal bassist, or is someone sloppin' out?
>Lost Metalbro>BewaretheBlowjobTTVNyooo.
>StormbotI saw one of these frontrun once, we might still have a chance
well the stormbot was in 2nd or 3rd on lap 3 at one point, I had hope
12948979Surprisingly I'm not nodding off yet
>>747552428I am, but I'll try and push through tap boost at least.
Nice tornado. Now check out my truck.
>>747552756That tornado fucked me over, good job carrying team.
>>747552783Looks like it was Rocks turn to carry (I got stuck on the wall before the cut)
Yo, good tappin.
Think this'll be my last one. GGs in advance Metalbro and Protobro.
>>747552989GGs Megabro. Thanks for joining.
>>747552989GGs Megabro, until next time.
This was my first time going against your eceleb and honestly, he was nothing special.
>timed outI'll see if I can make it til the end of the next tap session Protobro before I get some shut eye. 32609576
>>747553270Servers had other plans.
and it was a x8. Lost by two points
>>747553638Won a x3 so I'd say it balances out.
>>747553691Noice.
>bots on one team>someone left the other teamThis should be an easy x3 win
>first festival without a double win titleOh well.
>>747554090Come and join us thighsbro.
>win >com error>modes change>com error>breath>com errorJust one more hour of this then I can sleep.
>Communication errorWelp. I might dip soon, two or three more races
Do we know when the next balance patch is coming?
>>747554471>Avatar festival delayedEnjoy the dogshit truck meta for another month(nothing was gonna change anyway)
>>747554646Won't we get something on the anniversary?
No lobbies? Last IDs I tried didn't exist
My last race for now Blazebro, GGs and until next time.
>>747554898I'll post my code after this race. I'm ending once taps finishes though. >>747554914GGs Protobro
>>747554848nothing ever happens, I'm all inwatch it just be world cup wanking and another decal promotion
That was a damn good Mystic Jungle race. >>74755489864047768 Geddin
>>747554848>decals>one music track>a middle finger for expecting actual game balance
>>747555102>>one music trackhey hey reel those expectations in, you should know better after crazy taxi got nothing
>>747555102Please don't say that, bro.We're also gonna get matchmaking rework so we'll get grouped up:>ABC's>Legend 9-7>Legend 6-4>Legend 3-1from now on.Just trust the plan.
>>747555072>disc alreadydamn.. 2/4 btw
>The bots won
>>747555719I thought Rouge was decent but display at the end made me throw out any praise. Never trust randos.
Thank you, bot team
>Whisper thinks she's sly trying to swipe 1st>mfw finally after 3 laps I whip out my KBB and sick it on herNever doubt the master plan.
Next one will be the last one Megabro. GGs and I hope to see you later before the festival wraps up.
Really wanted to end on a x8 victory. Oh well.
>>747556197GGs!
>>747556140Eggman has renewed Whisper's PTSD.
>>747556339Sorry, everything ate me on that last stretch
>>747548916I think everyone (rightly) feels that way.
Don't die thread, please. Give me a few hours...
>>747559653I'll keep it warm for ya.
>>747559653Literally, dead game and MKW won in the end.
>>747556140Why is Eggman drooling?
Would be tight if we get Garfield collab in the future.
>>747563360I need Ralph back just so Vanellope has a chance to be here too, with her normal attire and not that stupid racing suit, also in real game and not a gashit even though that game's gameplay, at the core, was really good I do have to admit.
>>747564284For me it's Banjo and Kazooie
I’m still trying to figure out who the playable racer will be for Godzilla DLC
>>747565067Hiromi Ogashira and MY PRESIDENT Kayoko Ann Patterson
>>747565067Jean Reno
>>747565067Godzilla.
>>747547516This just gets more unhinged the more you read it.
>>747547516>Toddler Tails - Chiara Zanni, specifically her Kid vs. Kat Fiona voice>Medium-aged Tails - Kath Soucie, in her Dexter's Mom / Sally Acorn register>Warhammer 40K-era Tails - no good candidate found yet.>Update: I believe I finally found a really good candidate for Tails’ 3rd form voice… too bad she’s been dead for 50 years. I really know how to pick them do I not ?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwW8VzdB0jQ
Is it time to play out the last bit of this Festival?Even though the only people left this late in are the sweatlords that are on their 27th can of Monster Energy Zero Ultra, and their 10th piss bottle?Someone open a lobby, I'll come suffer with ya.
>>747555318I'm Legend 1 and I don't want to be matched up with these faggots. I'd much rather be back down in the ABCs where the game was much more chill.
>go back to play Shadow gens>Keep pressing B to jumpDamn you Crossworlds
>>747553237>I DC I DC I DC I DCDo you think they're getting mad that people keep alt+f4ing to avoid playing with them? kek
>regular speed player overtaking me while i'm team boosting>balance machine pushing my power machine aroundI've playing this game for a year now and i still don't understand.
Wily’s Castle sucks for ring grab and dash panels
>>747571581The game has it's fair share of cheaters, like any multiplayer game. That's why you'll see sweats just rocket ahead for no logical reason.As for getting pushed around, that's just the shit netcode at work, courtesy of the awful servers.>>747571601Oh yeah it does. Really fucking stupid how they force you to engage with the dumb gimmick it has by arbitrarily placing fuck all rings around the entire track.
>ACC machines are still worthless pieces of dogshitEpic game.
>>747571801and they'll stay that way in the next patch too since we don't want to risk accidentally making something that could compete with the meta.
>>747571601Skill issue: at the end of 2nd lap prepare a boost item and use the off-road gadget to farm rings on early off-roads
>>747573575>Track is so poorly designed that you're forced to run Runoff Bounty to not be completely useless in Ring GrabNice.
>>747574038Just kill the enemies. Lots of rings
>>747550460I liked trail runner from the start because it looked cool?
No lobby?
>>747575253You're fine then. I'm talking about the sweats who gravitated to it the instant it was optimal for them. The same people who dropped the Type-J as soon as it wasn't optimal anymore.
You can't buff the stats anymore because that'd mean buffing ring engines
>>747575316Dead game.Samir won.
>>747575517...the most retarded nigger in world history contest.
>>747574038>Not using Runoff bounty in ring grabNice.
>>747575907Dash Panel Combos is where it's at. You never know when Radical Highway is gonna appear in the track vote or as the lap 2.
>winning a x8 with randos
>not winning a single x8I am cursed.
>>747575517I ride alone (until more anons finish waging)
>>747576849>I'm Sagey, the Sage Sprite!>NOOOOOOO Sage!
>>747576861NTA but I am literally waiting for a lobby to appear.
>thinking I was going to be home by now>people i was waiting still haven't arrived >now they're coming in like 3-4 hours>"haha just wait for us"Remember when people were responsible and always arrived at the accorded time? Me neither...
>>747577003Come on in93083404
>>747577143If I were you I’d feel disrespected
>>747577352I do, anon. I do. People now just don't care. I hate peole.
>x8 win into a x3 win into a x3 winIts been a great morning to be the Eggman.
>Host comm errorReally? I had like 20 taps.
>>747577784Just got paddled. ..the master plan in shambles.
>>747577926We gonna fuck 'em up this time.
> Hit 6800 last night> Position basically hasn't moved since then despite being well over 18 hours laterBar for top 1k in this one's going to be really low.
>browsing vidja>stumble across this thread>realize I missed 95% of the Amigo festivalIs the new gadget any fun? Is It worth the headache I'd receive from grinding for it?
aaaaand of course i get raped by items right at the end. kbb into glove into tornado. fuuuuuuuun.
>>747578252Ended up working out. Shadow coming in during the final stretch was a welcome surprise.
>>747578252aaaaaaaaaand timed out as well.
>>747578380Looks like we both got kicked. 29921326
>>747547089>first day and that's usually the worstFirst day and last day are when the servers are at their absolute worst.
Tapping Tap-King.
>use my laser>don't know how or why but I've entered the zone>entered it so hard I didn't even realize a dark chao hit me>triple boost + boost>blast to 2ndWhat a funky race
I WON'T LEAVE YOU BEHIND EGGBRO!
>>747579156Some fine racing. Time to steal shit.
People that bump you off the side of the bridge need to get punched in the mouth.
>>747579582This but shuriken at any point in the race. I wish they'd fucking disable it. Its pure cancer.
>>747579669Shuriken is way too strong>Slows you to a crawl>Deletes your item>Homing>Can't boost away from it
>12th place>Void
Nice try idol but you can't beat true genius. Now hand over the autograph for my daughter.
>>747579714Don't forget you also have to pray your glove or rocket hits it if its coming at you from an angle.. Fuck that thing.
>>747580149Yeah it's stupid.Also man I love Radical Highway when things go the way I want. Dash Panel Combos man, it's crazy strong.
>Knuckles ruins my bridge attempt lap 1>Shitver ruins my bridge attempt lap 3>both come in 12th and 11th Karma fags. Good job Sage.
the sage decal on the back of my car is absolutely not modded to be anything nsfw, i swear>>747580432shit happens man, radical highway is my track.
Oh my god these fucking Minecarts man how many items do I have to throw?
>>747580738>Hurr durr me equip hyper ring engine me so good hahahahahahahaah
>gaped at Sand Road>"Well at least I can do the objective and secure us the win that way">Arle did so dogshit the other team took the objective as wellMan...
>Radical Highway back to back>White Space back to backIs it the year of shadow again?
I realized I had a shield for that KBB at the literal last second I was like OH SHIT and burned through my last boost to use it just in time.
>bot Charmy does a sweet triple gainer off a ramp>lands directly onto my drill
>1 glove hits me on the finish line>9 people pass mehow is this fair? how has this addressed?
>>747581484*not been addressed
>>747581484"We know its an issue. We will not be addressing it. Here's a decal."-Iizuka
>>747581613>We know it's an issue>To compensate, we've buffed Hyper Ring Engine>Now shut up and go fuck yourself
Sup, sanic bros!Just got done playing the superior racing game.WHAT'VE I MISSED?
No negativity in the dojo!
>triple boost behind my laser during the final stretchGO GO GO
GGs if you're done Amigo>>7475784352/4
>>747581975That lobby doesn't seem to exist :/
I got raped so hard during the final stretch I don't know how we won that. >>747582112Coming back to the lobby now.
>Get into 1st>Immediate KBBSega employees should be forced to play this shit nonstop until they admit how cancer it is so things can finally improve. This is damn near unplayable.
>>747582286I mean the game's telling me it can't find the lobby with that ID
>>747582361I found the problem. It was a 4, not a 6.29921324
>>747582409IQ of 300 by the way
>>747582517kek>About to cross the line>Shuriken and KBB get thrown at meThank god I still crossed in time, I would've been so pissed.
>1st + 2nd>winning on our home turfHell yeah
>lost connectionclassic
That was weird. Again11179876Gonna take a leak real quick.
>The mentally ill streamer Sage is in the lobbyGoodbye fun.
>>747583126Our Sage > their SageOnly natural though. One had Eggman and the brobots, the other had a mental illness and literal whos.
>>747583501Well I can't complain that I beat that troon(?) even if it was 9th to 10th lol
Time to get touched.
>>747581653>man we LOVE those boards extreme or whatever we've been fans since forever>also nerf slipstream because you can reach us SOMETIMES>NOW we love minecart because is just so cool not like the other handling machines you know for the decals and memes bro>ring engine? nah we still surfing>what? it is good after all and they actually nerfed surfing?>oh right didn't you know? we've always loved trucks and slipstream builds and that new ring engines they're so cool minecarts still based as fuck too>we're so good at the game but still we're gonna keep using the most busted new thing>but just because they're cool for *insert excuse here*, not because they're metaWondering what's next for metafaggots. Can't wait for accel machines to get a buff and watch everybody gaslight themselves they always loved them, not for the meta, no no no, they're just cool.
glove after glove after glove after glove FUCK OFF!!!
>about to finally get my revenge with a shuriken for the fucker shurikening me earlier in the match>game gives him a tornadoOh sure but if that was me I'd be given a glove and told to eat a dick. Fuck off.
>>747583795I'm glad I'm not the only one noticing this trend. It's so obnoxious. Whatever happened to all the Type-J Knuckles players who were playing that combo because it was really cool and they liked the board and character, hmm? Oh they dropped it when Ultimate Charge got reasonably nerfed? Hm, I'm shocked, truly.>Timed outFor fucks sake.
>>747545085I have to wonder, once the fes are done what are the fags gonna do? play against bots all day?
>>747584165All they do is just grind World Match nonstop. They live to see that pointless fucking number go up. Doesn't matter if all they have is bots, doesn't matter if they drive off all the people that wanna play for fun. It's all to see that number go up. You know what? Because this game is all these worthless subhumans have. If they aren't "good" at it, then they are nothing, unaware that they're already worth nothing to 99.9% of the playerbase.
>>747584165Pretty much. All they do is practice and jerk each other off in cord.
>lost the entire lobby>stuck with two randos>and a shitverbotShould've went with the master plan option 2 for that race.
>Super and his gaggle of faggotsGG, we lose.
>>747584393>immediately matched against a team of meta truck fucktardsGetting the rope.
>Kronos>Turned on Steer assist>Pushed some ppl into the void on the purple road>Turned Steer assist off during air tricks to use shortcut>Win
and to no one's shock the sweats win again.yaaaaaaaaaaay.
>everyone won except usROPE
I'm actually shaking right now.This is what rape survivor ptsd must feel like.
>trucks>trucks>trucksIizuka lets talk. With weapons.
Any open lobbys
>>747584910Congrats dude
YEAH BITCH, HOW DO YOU FUCKING LIKE BEING TRUCKED LIKE THATFUCK YOUGET YOUR ASS PADDLED
>>747585079>>747583009I'll make make space after 1-2 races
>Equip retarded metafag build>Immediately win (2nd)Huh, makes you think, don't it?
Gonna be real with you guys,as much as I like Lightning, I kinda think its silly if you download the game just because of him, there's other characters besides him U KNOW.
Third win streak.I'm like a speed demon now... stay away...
Always a KBB at the end. That NiGHTS totally earned that win. Mhm.
>slime kicks me into the side wall>car makes a 180 into the opposite directionwtf...
>goo drops at the literal last frame of my drill ending...>>747585529We wouldn't have won the objective anyway. Someone forgot to change their gadgets.
>>747585446I remember when we could reach a 20 win streak before getting matched against the faggots. Good times.
>>747585721Fourth win streak... i can feel the demon taking over...
>>747583009Somebody can have my spot now. GGs!
>Spent the first 2 laps bullying causitasor for fucking me over in Cyber Space last raceFeels good. Get fucked you dumb nigger.
>>747585721My highest was a 27 win streak. That was a simpler time when everyone was at the same skill level or bagged to win.
>>747585884GGs dude
>>747585884GG robro
>>747585884GGs Egg Pawn>>7475830093/4
I hope getting banned from playing online was worth it.
>do the objective>win
>>747586354Hey I still got 1st, that has to count for something at least.
Of course lobby fills as im in a race
Guess I'll be waiting in the lobby that race.
>>747586575>check my rank >95>still 6 hours until this shit endsI'm cutting this too close.
YOU SAVED ME FROM THAT KBB RIGHT AT THE END I LOVE YOU!!
I'm gonna be done for now. GGs everyone.
61763331>>747586475Geddin>>747586981GGs Sagebro, thanks for toughing it out with me.
Sorry, i dont accept friend requestsAlso>Communication errorServers doesn't want us to win i guess
why does sonic breed autism?
>>747587056No problem dude. Good luck on getting Top 100 if that's what you're going for. It's rough out there with these goddamn sweats.
>>747585830Lmao, you got a retard (Arle) on your team who keeps leaving if he sees my name, doesnt matter if I'm on his team or against him, and you also won vs TTV fags.Good job
>Host communication disrupted on a winnable 8X
>>747587121Ignore the friend request, that's just how the invite system works. >>747587181Boy ain't that the truth.
>>747587285We won. Code is here >>747587056
>Win 8x>Takes our Eggman in exchange
>>747587391>Boy ain't that the truth.All we can do is hope things change for the better when the wider internet and people that might be interested in the game realize how shit it is once the awful meta is broadcast to the entire world in the World Championship.
I'm so tired, boss.
>>747587565Is that Infinite giving her a gun?
>>747587565I want to be hopeful they'll do something about these fuckass trucks but the future looks bleak. I mean look at how long it took them to fix silver surfing. >fixes one problem>but also fucks the drill for some fucking reasonGod damn retards.
>ThiccDaddy and hedgehog sexer on the same matchThis will be legendary
What are the odds we're ever going to get a new Riders?The Rouges were dug up to be put into Crossworlds, they had their own stream stuff on the youtube page and the radio drama also featured them.
>>747587953For me, it's TrainMpreg
>>747587952I don't blame you, as I completely get where you're coming from. They really didn't want to nerf UC. It's why they tried nerfing everything else before finally giving in.>Nerf Silver and Blaze AI Skin colors because they're being abused due to looking like the shields>Nerf Drill because TD+UC allowed for perfect bagging with no risk>Okay fine fine we'll fucking nerf UC>Nerfs UC but adds the Ring EnginesNow IF the Ring Engines get nerfed, chances are they'll just add something even more fucking ridiculous in order to cater to their precious sweaty faggots.
>>747587953It was legendary that both got the same dash panel count but it was even more legendarier that we won instead
I have never seen an Eggman player ever
>>747588259I was the egg before. Now I'm the swallow.
>>747588259This but Omega. NOBODY plays Omega.
>Axel is LITERALLY just reskinned JokerPathetic.
whoever placed that kbb in the sky road hot air balloon path deserves a special place in hell
>>747588317It's really funny that more people play Egg Pawn than Omega
>>747588259Too tall for the hoverboards, can't see Shit
>>747588576To be fair Egg Pawn has some fun and quirky animations compared to that brick. Little guy is having the time of his life.
>>747588576Egg Pawn is funny as hell
>>747588259I like playing as Eggman.
>>747588609ITS CALLED EXTREME GEAR
>>747588884Incredible Equipment
Maaan really got scammed on item rolls on Donpa
Took 1st. That's a win for me against those minecart fuckers. >>747588928Do you have a game plan for it? I usually go with the 1st lap grab of boost + laser and pray the 3rd item isn't a shuriken. After that get the laser into lap 3 and use it to cut quickly.
>>747588523I noticed that too. Their EG idle animations are exactly the same. You can notice this with a few other characters though. Nine and Tails share a ton of animations. Dread and Majima have the same pose when going for the boost start at the very beginning of the race, shit like that.
>in 4th>see 2nd get hit by KBB and 3rd get hit by a rocket>take 2nd Gee thanks chucklefucks.
>>747589046Not always, most of the time it's a case of 'fuck it we ball' - a lot more fun that way (usually).If I get decent rolls I'll just sit on them
>people finally be here in 15 minutes>then like an hour to drag my tired ass back home>haven't eat shit all dayI'm fucking starving. Also need my speed before festival's over. Fuck these irresponsible people.
>>747588259This but for Storm and Charmy
>>747589416>I'm fucking starvingOh how the tables turn kek
>>747589448We had some Storm players yesterday in the Babylon Rogue lobbies. Themed lobbies in general are some of my favorite.
Gonna run just a couple more races then drop out for a bit to do food and laundryWill be back after until the festival ends
>>747589416>I'm fucking starvingHow tight is she?
>>747589448>>747589549I was the AI Storm yesterday. Storm's awesome, I love that big goofy fucker.I play Charmy as well but only for the Neco-Arc mod he has (which uses a shit model but gotta take what you can get).Honestly there's no characters I don't play except like Omega. I just hit random and that's that.
>>747589549>>747589715Did you play in any Chaotix lobbies? Now that I think about it I haven’t seen any Vectors or Espios for months
>>747589783I did not, but I did play both Vector and AI Vector a couple times yesterday. Gotta flex the fact that I have every single AI skin lol
>>747589783We had a Chaotix lobby last festival. I remember because it was the rare time I used Knuckles.
>Smugs through the lead team>Use monster truck>Win
>want to tap>start getting a bad feeling about the frontrunners>have to break away and risk looking like a dickFeels bad even when I take 1st.
>>7475870563/4 GGs Jetbro
>>747589562Aight I'm out for a bit>>7475870563/4 now
Next week we will get either the reveal of the third DLC pack or nothing
>1 point
>1 point>1 POINT
IT STARTS WITH
>>747588051It's anyone's guess, personally I'd rather they continue having both cars and EG and just introduce more types from those games like skates and bikes (both regular motorcycles and hoverbikes) but who knows what they'll make next. If it is another Riders I hope the Sonic roster is at least the same as or almost the same as this game's, but with more
96429159Helping my friends finish the pass on EU(One of them is retard who has a spindash kit)3/4
>host communication error during the final stretchAre you fucking shitting me.10579108
Getting a win streak while solo queueing is impossible.
>>747591956I've done it a few times just fine. Skill issue.
My Polish Egg-bro, I must ask you to be patient. Our Sage is retarded and I forgot to switch plates after you joined the lobby
Thanks arle
>>747592667npnp, we won this one, despite me not getting that many rings.
>Jet went from frontrunning to 11th
>got hit on offroad>we performed worse than bots
Sent inv back,Egg bro
Gotta leave after this! Thanks for the runs!
>>747594105>Thanks for the runs!Come back to White Castle anytime.
OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE
Yea. Some EU-retard is hosting a free lobby for Mittens without other sweats, so he is now farming points vs noobs and casuals.
>>747594105GG's Mikubro, see you next festival
GGs Mikubro. Glad you were able to end on a good note.
>>747594226It's k, you dodged a bullet vs Shittens
Festival ends in 3 hours
>Aqua Forest>pop KBB>the trail cuts off the entire path to the cut LOCK ME UP
Be happy you all don't play this, just the other day Online is full of Mcqueens going "ZTTF ZTTF ZTTF ZTTF" made me have to turn my Fuckin sound effects off because I dont want to hear a bunch of Lightning uniques going "chchchchcCH-CHRIST"!
>hmmm I don't feel like being on ghost duty this race>toss out KBB hoping for something better>>>>>>>>>>>>monster truckYep, that'll do.>1stThat'll do indeed.
>>747594937sneedstorm?
>>747591361>96429159Kind of 3/4, and my friends are halfway to finish their passes
We got so comfy with our win streak we practically handed them that. Just a lesson to always keep an eye on the opposite team.
>10,000 pointsOkay that's enough for me.That was excelent run Arlebro, see ya next Festival, GG.
>>7475870563/4>>747596012GGs Ichibanbro. You did great out there.
We're back and ready to KICK IT
Bit late, but any lobby open?
>finally back home>tired as fuckBring me the sweats. I'll wait for my niggas' invite.
[PEE]
66827403Fucking Iizuka. Jet btw if you see me pushing that means I've gotten everything I need to bag.
Cream tried to break out of her grounding but Mama caught her quickly kek. Storm time again
>check leaderboard>I was 100 yesterday before sleep>I'm 125 today with almost 20k>top 100 has 27k>top 1 68kSo we really are the only people playing besides the sweats.
>>747596437Yeah I was all over the place that whole track, couldn't keep a line going for some reason >_<
>>747596486Yup.
Sorry, forgot to change gadgets, and kind of out of it. Gotta shake the bad feelz.Might be tough if it really is only sweats left
>behind 1st faggot at lap 3>he drops a magnet>good bye top 3Oh yeah baby, give me more sweats I haven't suffered enough today.
>miku faggot changes his name>same name but japaneseOoh I wonder who this new, totally not a sweat, guy is.
>>747596910For me it's when they change their name but still use the same car with the same fucking deals. It reminds me of noob Spies in TF2. Like yeah dude we know it's you.
>A bot did better placement than my sage-fag disconnected friend
Always sum BS in the final stretch
>shoced into the wall right after a drill again.We barely lost taps anyways, but if not that'd have been one awful way to lose it, I should've places like 4 spots higher. Not a bad try on our end though :(
>pop slime shortly after the super item boxes to ensure no bullshit >for some reason the game decided to punish me will the worst bad karma imaginable>12thI hate you too Iizuka.
>>747597157Notice how we get back to lobby to wait and still got the same sweats? Me neither.Also, I've always wondered how the fuck those assholes always manage to hit you with magnets. spikes and the likes pointblank. I always thought fighting desync was a lost cause, but this guy must be on Eggman's wifi because they don't seem to be affected by that shit. Where they see us, there we are.
Welp Wave, hope you're ready to sell the goods, this is gonna be painful. At least it isn't a x8
aaand there goes the lobby again
If you've been having connection issues all right Rouge, should I try hosting? It sometimes goes well.Assuming the lobby actually died and I'm not just unable to rejoin for some reason
I'll get a lobby going, my connection stayed pretty good last night41710699
Saw that tornado during the final stretch. Fuck him.
>boost>king boost>amigofucker tornado me from behindOk. I wasn't going as fast as I could, I know I probably should've pressed that button harder.
>>747597484>>747597365It was still up but I guess we'll jump to Jets.
>>747597484>>747597630Oh fuck. I was waiting an invite. With my luck I thought it was full already.
>>747597630Couldn't join the alive lobby. Sasuga SEGA
>>747597630Ahh the code wasn't working so just assumed Izuka nuked the whole lobby
gonna tinker around with my mods, but Ill be on shortly
Damn, Storm. Stop eating the rings.
>last stretch raped by bomb fromt he side.I KNOW it's not just me, but damn does it feel like it is when I alone get crushed by things like that. This game does things to you man>>747598023It's the only way I'm allowed to contribute!
Oh shit, /v/ros!Don't pick blizzard valley, you'll regret it!
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING ON MY TURF?
>Dash Panel Frenzy on Galactic Parade
HAHHA yeah knew holding that 100 ring pickup to the end would be the playNice 8x, good race other /v/ros!
>>747598142>total domination>it was x8You were saying?
>>747598174We're making bank out here!
>Me fucking fighting for my life with 2 noob friends and random against v lobby
>>747598434I meant shadowbro squad shouldn't pick it (idk whose choice it was), cause I saw they weren't loaded with offroad bounty like us. It doesn't work on EVERY track, but when it works, it decides games
>>747598546We were against /v/? Fuck I didn't notice the name.
>>747598524kek
>>747598546I AM A FAN OF BLIZZARD ROAD COZ IM OFFROAD SPAMMER AND I LOVE THIS TRACK
>>747598816That shadowbro changed his name at some point. I only noticed cause he was different on my friends list earlier
>>747598174The true irony was that you were on our turf (Blizzard Valley)
>>747598887People shouldn't do that. I already have trouble remembering people's names. Don't change the only way I have to recognize you, dumbass.
>>747598816>>747598887I am on my Switch account, and I use my standard name atm there (its TheEdge Bro)Just helping my friends to close passes and finishing mine on switch
>gloved at finish line>drill slow as fuck to recoverSon of a bitch mikufucker.
I'm glad you got the 100 Wave, I was scared we mutually shoved each other out of it lol
2 hours left
>>747598979Ooooh yeah, ShadOWbro. Next time I'll check your other name to try remember it.
>>747599253>make a post>tossed to the lobby
>glove behind>use glove to protect>another glove behindFuck you. Take my fucking truck .>take 3 people down at finish line>shitver at the end
I'm going to assume dodging that ghost was plot critical, cause I actually did it and these seem to be the only times I'm ever able to pull it off
>>747599274Appreciate it. I usually switch to my Edge-mode when I play CW. I just forgor.
Damn, Jet, we're getting easy street (jinxing it)
>>747599782It's ok, clearly this squad is above a jinx :D
>took too long to start using my bagged items>amigofucker goes awayDon't know why I took so long to react at the end.
>>747600092After this race, I'm getting married!
So. My friends are done with the pass. Now what?
>>747600138How could this happen
>>747589448I play as Chip sometimes
I'm taking your thing for a single race.
My turn to be tossed out from lobby.
>Win streak ruined by the clanker
>no crownsYou guys had fun it seems.
>>747600548Shame too because that was actually winnable.
>>747600558>same opponentsNow you will too.I really jinxed us bros, I was just goofing, I'M SORRY
>>747600558Good news, you get to race those fuckers now. Time for revenge.
Now that the Amigo festival is almost over when are we going to hear about Year 2 of the free DLC?
The voices have told me she's in.
>Eliwood bagging>despite being in that fuckass truckYou're such a fucking loser holy shit.
>lap 1>we topping>enter lap 2>they disappear>rest of race unreachableOk, that's a report there. Thanks for making it easier.
Got cocky, picked galactic parade then fell off like a fool...Still got most dash panels. That's something...
>>747600920>then fell off like a fool...Better to fall off on your own than be bumped off by one of your own...you know who you are.
I wish more people reported those assholes every time they got a lead like that. That way maybe SEGA will dare to see the pile of reports on the same 20 players and do fuck about it.
Baking the last festival bread
>hit a very specific corner during the water section>fucking flipped and sent going the opposite direction>entire race shocked at what just happened>somehow come in 1st but still can't get over itThe fuck was that shit?
Good carry Rouge. The usual trainrape happened back here, not even worth noting at this point
>truck behind>dodge to the side>magnet ahead pulls me back>trucked>ghost fucks everyone on water tunnel>use my laser to pass everyone>truck behind>jump and evade>trucked by another truck behind that oneOk, I didin't want to win anyway.
Back on my main. Any lobbies?
>>747601397>Good carryOh if you knew the hell I went through lap 1. See >>747601395 Entire race was spent baffled while playing catch up from last. I wasn't even trying to bag.
>>747601468I thnk it's just this full one rn
Don't know if that one with the tornado was a friend or a foe but fuck that I'm escaping with laser.
I'm really sad formation fell apart lap 3. We won, but I was enjoying that comfy team cruise.>>747601818Foe..it was foe...
>Equip ultimate air trick gadget for one race>Saves me from a KBB at the end of the big jump at the startBased slept on gadget?
>>747601573Okay...80874009 I hope someone will join
>>747601920>>747601920>>747601920
>>747601864I could only see a bit of the tornado on my back. Thank goodness my reflexes didn't fail me this time.
