>one of natures deadliest animals to ever exist>so deadly its been a successful animal for over 200 million years>is rarely an enemy in videogames
See ya later alligator
video game devs just hate dogs too much for any other kind of animal to be an enemy
Hippos are deadlier but you only see them as goofy platforms in river levels
Swamp camping isn't impressive. Have they accomplished anything?Meanwhile homo sapiens are about to create an ai monstrosity just for the love of the game
>>748718067that's a crocodile you numbskull
>>748718967'kay man
>>748718967*dinosaure
>>748718621FTL travel, twice. And that after three global extinctions.
>>748718967No a crocodile sees you after a while
>>748717896>Deadliest creatures>Loses to shovelLmao.
>>748719270this is so much better with audio bnut I don't have it>HISSSSSSSS>BONK!>HISS!!!!>BONK! BONK!
>>748717896How are you even going to make it a fun enemy when it's whole "gameplay" is ambushing people or being a mimic?
>>748719270>Losesi-It's just a tactical retreat!
>>748718317Hippos are dumb and smell.Can your glorified pig do this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4odbT6sgIY
Really consider the absolute state of the crocogator's prey if they never needed to change for hundreds of millions of years.
>>748722034They just refined their strat>Find resource that your prey needs>Live in it>Gank them when they are very likely weak and needing said resourceIt just works.
>>748722034They’ve been hunting dinosaurs, mammals, other marine reptiles, avians with 100% success. You dont need to go any further than that. Better than your average shitskin shitposter who spends 18 hours a day on /v/ I can say.
>camping still the best strategy over several million yearsNow that's a stale meta.
>>748722034The absolute state of...anything that needs freshwater to live, or lives near or in a body of water.
>>748717896That's because they're friends. :)
>>74872306080% of their prey literally just walks or swims into their open mouths. For hundreds of millions of years.This is the average level of animal intellect.
the GOAT of breakfast video games has themhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHcG-dKMkiM
>>748723187That's not true. Crocs and gators ambush the shit out of everything. That's their strategy. They evolved to look like a muddy log for the sole purpose of sneaking up on some unsuspecting deer or something and ganking them.
>>748717896They're kind of boring as enemies since they're ambush predators and are kind of trivial to deal with if they can't ambush, partly because they don't really see humans as prey so they tend to not give a shit about us. For alligators anyways, crocodiles are vicious as fuck since they live in places where there's less food to hunt and water to live in, so they have to be more aggressive and less picky. The same reason why polar bears are more dangerous than Grizzlies despite being similar in other respects.
>>748723187nigga where else are they supposed to go? There's one watering hole in the entire area. They know the croc is there. It's either risk it or die of dehydration
>>748723754I don't know, maybe adapt at some point in the last 300 million years to be a bit weary about deciding to drink right next to the suspicious log with eyes that has been eating your brethren for your entire species' existence
>>748717896RE5
>>748717896>natures deadliest animal to ever exist>so deadly it has almost made the world extinct>is rarely presented such way in videogames
>>748717896It's a literal instant death trap you can't see coming, doesn't make for great enemy design
>>748723567>partly because they don't really see humans as prey so they tend to not give a shit about us.They're one of the few animals on the planet who literally see people as prey
>>748717896why isnt the mosquito, the uncontested deadliest thing on earth (including objects and natural phenomena) featured in more video games?reminder that half of all human deaths ever were caused by mosquitos
>>748723187There were crocodiles that hunted and specialized on land and even ones that took more to the seas and oceans. To say they were all ambush predators is retarded.
>>748724345Hello esl, we english speakers generally recommend reading the posts you reply to before replying, it helps you not look goofy.
>>748717896Because they are fat haha
>>748724436
>>748717896technically proper crocodylomorphs only evolved about 80-100 million years ago, before that you were dealing with phytosuchians, pseudosuchians, or metriorhynchids, which are only about as related to modern crocodiles, alligators, caimans, and gharials as a lemur is to a human being
>>748724934>try to hit mosquito>fall off a ledge and dieIs it really the mosquito that's deadly at that point?
>>748724436>half of all human deaths ever were caused by mosquitosTechnically, they were caused by whatever diseases the mosquitoes kept spreading to humans rather than by the mosquito itself.
>>748719270But why? For what purpose? Can a nigga get actual, genuine context?
>>748724436>why isnt the mosquito, the uncontested deadliest thing on earth (including objects and natural phenomena) featured in more video games?Because every single time they are the NIGGERS of that game.>Vespoids
>>748725249>CONTEXT!?All of the context is in the video. You can do it, I believe in you!
>>748725249It's a zoo and they're going to feed the gators. Alligators don't have tongues so if you feed them on land they could choke since they use the water to swallow their food. Gators are pretty fucking stupid so sometimes they need the shovel to get them in the water.
INTERIOR CROCODILE ALLIGATOR I DRIVE A CHEVROLET MOVIE THEATER
>>748725601Thank you based effort poster.
>>748725249Third worlders
>>748723567>crocodiles are vicious as fuck since they live in places where there's less food to hunt and water to live in, so they have to be more aggressive and less picky.No? it's because their diet isn't 90% fish and frogs unlike gators and they go after big prey. Where the fuck do you stupid trannies even get your retarded popsci factoids?
>>748719270>local gators not so tuff after receiving bonks
>>748727081Good morning sir
>>748717896Only good in water, gators are completely fucked by everything on land, unless it's some stupid old boomer on a golf course.
>>748725601>”Alligators don't have tongues”
>>748730769Okay Mr Redditor, alligators don't have usable* tongues. Are you happy now?
>>748731159>"erhm i might be a retarded faggot spouting random popsci bullshit i know literally nothing about but you can't call me out on it!"Do your parents proud for once and slit your wrists already.
>>748731159They can move their tongues enough to juggle food in their mouth, the notion that they somehow magically can't swallow chunks of meat without swallowing water along with it is also entirely fucking wrong.
>>748724032I got a better plan
>>748730769He's not completely wrong, while they technically do have tongues they're immobile and glued to the bottom of their mouths. Good for tasting, incapable of manipulating food.
>>748731391Sorry I didn't get my degree from reddit university like you did bucko.
>>748732024What an insanely useless fact I got to learn today.Thanks anon.
>>748717896Drakes are basically Kaprosuchus and they are all over fantasy games
>>748719270Those dogs were just hanging out having a good time why the fuck did he do it?
>>748723263>the GOAT of breakfast video gamesJust how broad a category could that even be?
>>748725249get in the water or you get bonked
>>748731159Is it “reddit” to correct retards? Do troglodytes like you here just like spouting retarded shit in the hopes no one points it out or corrects them?
>>748732963It is extremely reddit to say "Ummm factkually, alligators do technically have tongues they're just immobile and fused to their lower jaw. Stop spreading disbunked malinformation about alligators not having tongues"Like nigga you know what I meant.
>>748733075You’re irony poisoned. Thats your issue. Look if you take pride in that, thats on you but you dont drag others down with you. Also stop saving pictures of other men on your phone, thats gay as well. But maybe you shitskin retards like that….so i cant say.
>>748725249Pool's open, honkey
>>748733075Go back.
>>748733203Go french kiss a gator OH WAIT YOU CANT
>>748719270I do this sometimes to old people around the pool.
>>748717896Bruce Wayne was able to easily kill three of them in under 20 seconds without any of his equipment or batsuit on. How "deadly" they are.
>>748733075>>748733203This is why this site is bad btw.You both are faggots who know about an obscure reptile fact and for some reason you're using this as a dividing line rather then a "oh shit we both like scalies."Nigga just enjoy that someone else enjoys something you like.
>>748733352A fictional nigga killing something says absolutely nothing about how deadly that thing actually is.
>>748717896The isle is the greatest crocodile simulator ever.
>>748733203Just have gay sex already nerds
>>748723263>the GOAT of breakfast video gamesthis is a chex quest board, faggot
>>748733398Its not an obscure fact, you’re just braindead.
>>748736845Most people don't know the difference between an alligator and a croc let alone the differences in the usability of their tongues.You should understand when you are being weird by knowing something weird anon.
I CAME TO THIS THREAD EXPECTING ANTHRO CHEESECAKEWHERE ARE ALL THE SEXODILES?
>>748736914Nobody pointed out “usability” just that they have one. To insinuate a vertebrae doesnt have a tongue is stupid, it would be like saying mammals, birds and reptiles dont have lungs or brains.
>>748738243>If you have a dick but don't use it your dickless>If you have a tongue but can't use it your tonguelessSeems pretty straightforward to me.
>>748737792>D*ltarune>>>/trash/
>>748738243well we all know now so no point in dwelling on it.
>>748719071i want you to know that i see what you did there and appreciate it, even if others don't
>>748718317Hippo were almost a livestock animal, they were going to be imported to the americas but I think that was when it was found that they were more prone to anthrax or some bacteria
