>canine boss>"IT'S A DOGGY DOG WORLD"
thinly veiled furfag thread >>>/trash/
>>748879490It's "Dog Eat Dog World" not "Doggy Dog" world you asshole
white woman thread
>>748879490>cat boss>prepare to meet your meowker
>>748879490>canine boss>SQUIRREL fixed
>white woman boss>gain 200% wisdom buff
>elf boss>"you're 1000 year too young to beat me"
>Rabbit boss>I got a carrot to pic with you
>>748881586>Walrus boss>I have a spike to pick with you
I'm torn between adding a bear boss or a wolf boss. With the bear boss I can add bear traps, and since bears are freakishly strong it can be quite the jump scare where it charges and swipes your body to instant death.With the wolf boss however I can have bear howls, and stalking yellow eyes. It's more stealthy.
>>748879490(Y)
>>748881427frieren is literally me
>>748881038allow me to play doubles advocate
>>748881586>skeleton boss>I need to have a word
>>748879490>>748881127>>748881586>>748881914>tranimals
>>748882081anons just saying nigger > tranimals > tranime
>>748881663>bee boss>this is gonna sting
>>748882175everything >>>>>> that third shitActual brown third worlder tourist crap.At least when they say tranimal, you know it's a buttfuck insane schizophrenic and those can be funny
>>748879490>canine companion>you just know
>>748882527>Gun boss>Time to bite the bullet
>>748882823>Elephant boss>Lets address the me in the room
>>748882780why did he do it?
>>748882930Huskies just do that, they're shit dogs
>>748879490eat cat, too? the French eat frogs...
>>748881038I don't get it.
>>748882971>reddit boss> so r/we gonna have a problem I'M ALSO GAY AND A NIGGER
>>748879490>"IT'S A DOGGY DOG WORLD"That's a wolf!
>Wolf: is a proud apex pack predator>Human: "omg imma boop that heccin goodboi snooterino!!"
>>748882930>no it's wrong and you are a human female>fuck off, bitch
>Nigger boss>"Pray to your lucky star! ... wait why does the bar say nigger boss? I'm an astronaut! A bit more relevant to my character maybe? I prepared 20 astronaut puns! man, this sucks"
Does "bone to pick with you" belong to dogs or skeletons?
>>748883180>Wolf: is a proud apex pack predator>Human: is an even bigger apex pack predator that can hunt even the biggest of mega fauna>Human: "omg imma boop that heccin goodboi snooterino!!">wolf:"woof"
>>748883315>using toolsyou did not beat the game
>>748883309BothSpecially skeleton dogs, skellydogs. Or is it dogskeleton?
>>748881914lewd
>>748883180You wouldn't understand.
>>748879490>french skeleton boss>"bone apple tea!"
>>748879490
>>748883345>gaem is literally tailored to be exploited by a single build because everything is weak to it and tech tree of that build is the most complex and strongest>NOOO! YOU CAN'T USE THE OBVIOUS BUILD! YOU HAVE TO INVEST ALL YOUR POINTS INTO GOING FULL CRAB
>>748882930It's eat or be eaten.
>>748882930Husky in a city is a fucking retarded decision
>lava boss>enough horsing around!
>>748883427>being a metafaggotyou your teeth you faggot
>>748881914Dogs in vidjea would NEVER do it with humans, it would NEVER fit anyway
>canine companions >"I'll sniff them out boss!"
>>748883448I have two huskies in a rather large city and they're perfectly fine.Just like a single woman raising Mr. Pibbles is generally a bad idea, huskies take a lot of work and not everyone is suited to adopt one
>horse boss>normal words
>>748881127What is the bird thinking
>>748883056The world is full of cannibals
>>748883584>Canine companion >Transforms into a human to climb over a fence >Barks
>>748883632>Just like a single woman raising Mr. Pibbles is generally a bad idea
>>748883584H...how did he train her so well..?
>>748883639>this isn't how you lick pussy
>>748883664You can keep your drugs, thank you.
>>748881038Don't be such a pre Madonna
>>748881914sauce?
>>748883632have they bred a dog that has husky aesthetics but without the retarded primadonna with a megaphone personality yet?
>>748884104Its early in the morning for me so I'm forgetting the name, but Australian Shepherds I believe thats the breed are super easy to train and LOVE doing tricks. They are very smart dogs. t. Aussie shepherd owner. She's so much fun to have around.
>>748881038Don't be so hard on him, mistakes like that are a diamond dozen
>gem boss>Heh... Wanna be heroes like you are Diamond dozen
>feline boss>looks like pussy is back on the menu
>>748879490>pee boss>"urine trouble now"
>>748883180Yeah and that's literally what we did, you dumbass dalit.
>henchman boss>it's time to goon!
>>748881127This is the equivalent of a siberian tiger or a grizzly bear licking your neck.
>>748881038Get off your pedal stool mate
>mute boss>"..."
>>748881038its just a matter off course
>refrigerator boss>who’s running now?
>>748886680Mindbroken. Lost your job to an H1B, buddo?
>>748886875Kek, looks like I was right on the target.
>>748886746>mute boss>go to settings and untoggle the "mute voices" option that applies itself for this one fight>turns out the boss is actually extremely vocal and drops important lore
How come we didnt domesticate foxes too
>rapeseed field boss>RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE
>>7488870012 stinky
>>748887001>petting wild animalsWhy? Do people want to get bitten, get rabies and die?
>>748887028>RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPEKRAUSER-SAMA?
>>748887001We did.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domesticated_silver_fox
>>748887001You can have one for free!
>>748883390Those threads were fun for a little while before they got taken over by avatarfags...
>>748883180I too play palworld, yes.
>Beaver boss: TIMBERRRR
>>748882780I don't get it. What do they get out of banging fido that they don't get from men?
>>748888080Fuck meant to post this one
>>748881914>(Y)q
>>748883639In Soviet Russia, pussy lick you.
>>748888249I love everything with that dog.
>I want to be the very best,>Like no one ever was.>To catch them is my real test,>To train them is my cause.
>>748881038Could of deceived me.
>>748881127
>>748884985Malamute maybe
>>748881127Man. Did the poor thing die of shock afterwards?Do birds get stress myopathy or is that a mammal thing?
>>748887062rabies is slow unless you get bitten in the head
>>748883282Good post anon
>>748889187kek
>>748888862This would be me.
>>748883180>>748883315>Wolf: is a proud apex pack predator>Human shotas: "Mommy? Sorry, mommy? Sorry, mommy? Sorry, mommy? S-">Wolf: helps create human civilisation https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romulus_and_Remushttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asena
>>748889302nah, i've seen enough grooming videos to know that they're not much better in that regard
>>748881127>>748889187>[CAT'S IN THE CRADLE]
>>748883081It's a wolfy wolf world!
>>748888862is this implying she has a huge knot?
>>748886869Kek
>>748891232https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spotted_hyena#Female_genitalia
>>748891232furfags are retarded and don't understand hyenas
>>748881038https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yurzSzUMPmo
>>748887062People are truly stupid, I watched some idiots have their noses up to the fence of a lynx enclosure in a nature park, the lynx walked "calmly" towards them, then fucking pounced. With some luck it would have at least torn a bit out of those morons. That fox could have gone full ham on that retard as well if it felt cornered.
imagine being a little tribal fella and walking out of your tent to take a piss, then seeing this stare back at you before bolting away
>>748891527>webmNo wonder the ancients thought demons were real
>>748889187
>>748891527>imagine being a little tribal fella and walking out of your tent to take a piss
Games with forbidden love?
>>748891527nothing wrong with leggy boys
>>748881038You got to nick them in the butt while you can
>>748881038What can I say im a diamond dozen.
>>748891596the demon in question:
>>748892276Is their a single animal immune to petting?
>>748892343was about to say fish but forgot they like it, too. Damn
>>748892276
>>748892462https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVnE9o5Uxik
>>748892343yes, my cat. he's dead though
>>748892471>>748892276I swear these things look like you stuck stilts for legs on a fox
>>748882081>>748882175>every time /v/ doesn't like something it's [that thing] + tranny>tranime>jannies>tranimals>discord trannies>Tranitendo>Microtranny>Grand Theft Tranny 6>Final Tranny Resonance
>>748893049it's going to be that way until another even more anoying group shows up
>>748881127Shit! I paused it at the wrong time!
>>748884985there are lower energy show huskies but they are still more than most can handle.
>>748887450I want to hug them all
>>748891223Bestars before it was cool
>>748891527>>748892276>>748892471I love these things so much.>>748893076Cats doing cat things.
>>748891638why are deers assholes?
>>748891638l-lewd
>>748881038For all intensive purposes, it's the same thing.
>>748881038>>748881960>>748884437>>748885615>>748886728>>748886791>>748889127>>748892163>>748892201>>748893771this is exactly how reddit comment chains goyou all aren't so different
>>748893883Irregardless
>>748883448>orange
>>748887059can't that be reduced/eliminated with selective breeding or genetic modification, just how east asians don't have body odor?
>>748883632very handsome canine companion, anonhere's my boy. he passed in July 2024I was playing a prank on him this day. he enjoys lounging in the open but I dragged his bed into my room and shut the door, so he was giving me a look of disdain
>>748879490>Canine boss>Only talks in incisive remarks
>>748893883Reddit formatting is cancer. You can only get a handful of replies in before your comments look like this.
>>748894575yeah reddit is garbage. the downvotes especially promote groupthink and echo chambers. 4chan isn't much different in that a lot of people who are daily users have certain antisocial viewpoints and freak out when you challenge those perspectivesbut the beautiful thing about 4chan is that, unlike reddit, no one can censor you for not agreeing. they can attempt to flame the shit out of you, but they can't bury youand that's why 4chan is based
>>748881038why the fuck would a dog eat another dog you goober
>>748894759to establish dominance
>>748883632Aryanimal...
>>748882930Huskies are cats in dog bodies
>>748893174I've seen some doujins with panels like this
>>748892343I can't think of a single thing, living or not, in nature that can simulate something even remotely close to human petting. You can't find it. Nothing compares to the incredible dexterity and power of our little digits, and for some reason we loooove the sensation of animal fur.
>>748879490>NOO NOT THE HECKIN DOGERINOS!
>>748881038Who cares? Don't cry over spoiled milk.
>>748888862Why does he have a Ninetales and a Thievul?
>>748891638calm down /k/
>>748892343i doubt moths/butterflies enjoy it because it'd brush off the scales on their wings
>>748883315I sometimes wish i could go back in time to see how stone age humans hunted all those massive animals back then.
>Defeat giant enemy>Achievement unlocked: The bigger they are...>Defeat recolored giant enemy>Achievement unlocked: ...the harder they fall
>>748895435read Death from a Distance and you'll gain a very good understandingtldr: no other animal that has ever walked the Earth has had our capacity for accurate throwingmore basic tldr: big brain gib big skillshttps://bpb-us-w2.wpmucdn.com/hawksites.newpaltz.edu/dist/6/14554/files/2012/06/bingham-souza-2009-chs-1-2.pdf
>>748895223ninetales for sun, thievul for borrowing goods
>>748879490Dogs are shit tier animals and pets
>>748895534Anon, what I mean is foxes don't have cookies
>>748893883I hate to be the Baron of bad news but...
>>748881914L-lewd.
>>748895807you can get one if you walk around town with no itemslots for abit. happened to me when i was in motostoke town and my theivul had a lava cookie
thievul could borrow my goods
>>748895943lava cookie...
>>748896157could be useful but i just use full restores
>>748895807Big fluffy tail(s) makes up for it
>>748895807>>748895943>>748896157You realize we all know what you're talking about, and it's fucking disgusting.
>>748882930his paw was tied and moved by the influencer's friend to make a viral video
>>748896310>it's fucking disgustingFirst day on /v/?
>>748893883Where do you think they got it from?
>>748896310No one cares about your dumb nigger opinion
>>748896310I care about your dumb nigger opinion :)
>>748896668
i miss my dog. i love dogs so much bros
>>748896310Hey, some members of the Dog Pussy Lovers Clubâ„¢ can't help themselves.
>>748886164>"urine trouble now">Wrestling gifDid you used to hear King's commentary line as that in the ~2010-2014 games too?
i’ll take furries over yjk jeets
>rat boss>"RAT RAT EATIN' RATS"
>>748896748man's best friend :)if/when you gain another one, remember to make his life as fulfilling as possible. he'll pay you back 100x
>>748895943heh
>>748881038I wouldn't take this for granite.
>>748893883I could care less
>>748896862there's a difference?
>>748889340Birds have to break open the capsules that their feathers grow in manually, usually with their beaks. The only place they can't reach is the back of their neck, so if you rub/scratch the back of almost any bird's neck they will do the bird equivalent of cumming in their pants.
>>748897343furries tend to be white
>ragu boss>All too bolognesey...
>>748883315
>>748879490>Equine boss>"Time to horse around and stirrup some trouble"
Moids: "haha white women and dogs amiright fellow menbros?"Also moids:>>748899168>>748896157>>748888862
>>748887001Anti-apartment block urine + only russians know how to do that but they're too busy being depressed
>>748899276>equaling 2D cartoon dog pictures to actual bestialityWhy are foids like this?No sense of self-awareness.
>>748899168something is fucky with that perspective
>>748899696The guy is sitting up, not laying down.
>>748899276I don't care what h*man w*man do since I have two dogs
>>748884104>"Her"
>>748887001DURRR lemme get muh human scent all over this wild animal so so it will be rejected by its pack and will be forced to survive by itself.
>>748899983Damn the species must have been really lucky to survive until now if touching a non-fox once destroys their entire social structure.
>>748899983>>748900095aren't foxes mostly solitary animals anyhow?
>>748899815
foxes are all assholes
>>748900198That's why they stink!
>>748898269https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTFRAk9wFRA
>>748881038he can't see the force of the trees
Serious question though. Why did several isolated cultures on Earth independently find foxes sensual?
>>748888121Like a kid and a stuffed animal. The stuffed animal will never give the kid dirty looks for picking her noseNever scold her for sneaking into the cookie jar.Never judge her for her room being a disgusting pigsty.Never expect her to shave or use deoderant.Basically, the woman can be herself.
>>748900560dat just how it be doe
>canine companion>it fucking dies
>>748892343Imagine if a girl petted you as often as you pet your dog or cat. Really think about it. Just 20+ times per day, she comes up randomly and pets your head with a smile a cutesy voice.Does that not make you so envious that you want to go kick a puppy?
>>748900940>always loved anthros with big fat tits>except for foxes which I think look much better with a smaller chestHow do they do it?
>>748900161>inside youNo, not exactly.
>>748900161kek
>>748901423You have discovered that a true lover of breasts likes them at every size. Odd that you needed a fox to do it though.
>>748893174>Yamete kudasai!
>>748901423patented foxnology
>>748879490>snail boss>game becomes a slugfest
>>748887001silver fox are but they are used for fur
>>748899983That is not how it works and foxes aren't pack animals
>Boomer boss>near the end of the fight he takes your health and mana and leaves you with 1HP>can also use healing items from your inventory
>>748900145The ones around me aren't. They travel with their bros all the time and follow me around screaming for food.
>>748902510>has more money than you>you still have to pay for his retirement and medicare
>>748902510>>748902683Most frustrating thing about this "meme" is how true and ubiquitous it is. I'm a victim of this shit myself.
>>748893883we are not so different, you and i
>rat boss>cheesed to meet you
>run into Lich Boss in dungeon>"In the flesh!"
>>748902879mice to meet you
>>748902510>>748902683>Boomer party member>Doesn't get involved in fights>Still gets XP>In fact gets double XP>And cuts everyone else's XP growth by 10%
>indian boss>I've got a rape you
>>748883448>ahahaa, playing hard to get, huh??Gotta respect the orange cat, he WILL eat that ass, no questions asked
>>748888080>>748888172>not a beaver pirate screaming SHIVER ME TIMBERSOne job, anon. One. Job.In that sense, how come we never had pirate beavers in fiction? They'd be perfect for wood labor
>>748899610ayo
>>748895094>t. wild animal
>>748881038For all intensive purposes he's not wrong.
>>748881038lol
>>748895094>Nothing compares to the incredible dexterity and power of our little digits, and for some reason we loooove the sensation of animal fur.Proof of a creator god that wants us to pet every creature out there.
>newfag boss>this is exactly how reddit comment chains go you all aren't so different
>>748887001>he doesn't know
>>748904409I was honestly about to mention something along those lines but I didn't want to get all religioso on you guys.
>>748904741>you allShould be>y'all folks
>>748890007One boy fucked his wolf mom and we still suffer the consequences.
>>748892507They're foxes adapted to hunt in tall grass so that's kinda true
>>748900560They literally wear stockings
>>748905383why IS their fur colored like that though?
>>748879490>Electricity boss>"You can't beat me in my current state!"
>>748879490wuff :3
>>748881427We should vote for Frieren.
>>748905383Such a handsome animal
>>748893049>logictranny
>>748894676Yeah I hope 4chan sticks around. It has problems but I appreciate the chaotic nature of the site and true anonymity.
>>748905545so they blend in with the bushes and brown leaves during fall>>748879490>keyboard boss>keep pressing me, your just my type
>werewolf quest>HUNGRY LIKE THE WOLF
>>748879490>clock boss>We got time to kill!
>>748905545https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZhbURd6xvU
>bank boss>Cheque out time!
>>748891223That rabbit has to give some crazy head
>>748892276I don't know if that's a dog or a fox, but I NEED to pet it
>>748879490>Farmer boss>"It's almost harvesting season!"
>>748906736It's not a fox nor a dog.It's a deer-fox-wolf.And I too need to pet it, but I'd have to travel to another state to do so.
>>748881914>(Y)
>>748901809Heh this one is great.
>>748884104Cookie pounding therapy
>>748901754>digititrade socksholy fucking kino
>>748904914>wild animal gets domesticated>DNA decides to activate the "border collie patterns"
>>748901754the paws are the best part of thiswhy do I like paws so much
>>748905743>Handsome animal>Posts a chink
>>748907081Bill....
>>748907081look goodfeel goodsmell good
>>748905743I look like this
>>748891232Hyena pysudopenisStill would though>>748881914Wouldn't it be more like (Ẏ)Also goddamn this thread is degenerate
>>748907619sex with glaceon
>>748891232Huge pussy.
>>748881038*puts on my best British accent* You misunderstand Sir, it was a "pune" or "play on words" as it were.
>>748879490>>748898996>Horse healer>"You're in stable condition!"
>>748898996>You kill it but boss music is still playing>Phase 2 starts
>>748908659>sensible chuckle
>>748882930It's a husky.
What animal is the hottest? Yes, I’m a degenerate, I don’t fucking care!A horse’s ass is so fucking hot, not to mention the horse pussy!!!
>>748909054have you tried being normal?
>>748909054That's hard.The hot ones all have their charms.
>>748909138Why should I? I like being not normal
>>748909054the ones that show human anatomy the best so the ones with D cup breasts
>>748909054Most of humanity throughout time decided foxes were the sexist and the height of all beauty. However 'mans best friend' is called such for many reasons.
>>748909348>that pic
>>748907619fat bitch
>>748905570>resistance is futile>go ohm to mommy>allow me to be more direct (phase shift from AC to DC)
wtf? Does /v/ want to fuck animals?
>>748910249They are just horsing around m80
>>748910249no we want to have a loving relationship and family with them fuck is to crass
>>748910249being a terminal gooner takes you down some dark paths
>>748910249/v/ want to fuck everything
>>748879490>Dog boss>If you're playing a man, you can persuade the dog to join you and be a good doggo>If you're female it just knots you relentlessly
>>748881127Lol imagine if a fucking wild Siberian tiger cornered you and did this.
>>748893049It's actually the other way around. /v/ loves trannies which is why discussion around them never stops.
>>748881038I hate to be the bear and the bad news but you're wrong
>>748910061>Phase 3>Now I'm amped up!
>>748881127Is this rape?
>>748879490>2 meter long super predator that has been recorded eating prey alive>you know what that thing needs>a good pettin scavenger theory is even funnier when you can see modern bears that scavenge around people get food aggression easily making them more dangerous than innawoods kind
>>748900940>>748901754I hate that my first thought is what ai genned these
>>748910249There's no laws against the pokemon batmanthat being said hopefully no one here actually wants to do that irl
>>748911591well it is ai slop
>>748899670Drawings of what
>>748911734I want to go back to being fooled though. As Cipher said Ignorance is bliss
>>748911928things that make foids seethe from inferiority
>>748908741>White unicorn with purple hairHmmmm
>>748879490Dog boss in a Korean/Chinese game>Dinner is Served!
>>748880276>>748881038Kek got em both good job op
>>748911650i hate when porn artists remove gardevoir's dress
>>748913606>artists
>>748913656if you mean to tell me that's AI slop the only reason it did it was because 1 million tasteless human artists did it first
>>748911650>hopefully no one here actually wants to do that irl...
>>748881038I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.
>>748911928sentient anthropomorphized cartoon animals that do not exist in real life
>bear boss>BEAR WITH M-
>>748914972he tanked that btw
>>748914972That's from that one video where a guy fucked his girlfriend on top of the dead bear afterwards, isn't it?
>>748915057You can't say this shit without posting a link
>>748915085https://web.archive.org/web/20150716121315/muchosucko.com/82315/shake-that-bearFound it.
>>748915397Amazing.But also what the fuck.
>>748915397I expected an ugly chick but was pleasantly surprised. Now i'm wondering if it's the same chick as the one from the photo set where a woman crawls into the carcass of a dead horse(?)
>>748914495They aren't anthropomorphic thoughever
>>748915882learn what the word means jeet
>>748913606they been doing it more recently, not that i mind but it looks like shes too nude also i know
>>748881962>woodcutter boss>Yeah I need you to log off your computer and see me in my cabin.
>>748899983You mother lied to you, that doesn't happen. They tell kids that because kids have a tendency to accidentally crush baby animals and anger adult ones.
>>748915397i guess theres a thrill from with a kill
>>748909428I have honestly never seen an example of the first outside of animal on woman and a few odd drawings on e6 and even then they tend to be stylized in a way that makes them look like the equivlant of an ugly bastard in animal form or display some kind of anthro charateristic
>depressed boss>"just kill me"
>>748915397
>>748910249The modern dating scene's so bad guys are trying to rediscover the wisdom of the ancients
>>748916880That and diseases
>>748911591Looks like 3wolf or kemono
>>748915882Yes they are
>>748915851>the same chick as the one from the photo set where a woman crawls into the carcass of a dead horse(?)The fact that I know exactly what you're talking about makes me want to kill myself
>>748917176lmao 3wolf
>>748917907
>>748914359
>>748879490I took in a stray, all white with white eyes. I thought it was a husky german shepard mix but he's HUGE. smartest most fun dog I've ever owned, total sweetheart. Found out he's a wolfdog, half wolf.
>boss boss>"You're fired!"
>>748902887So freakin cute
>>748892343Go pet a snapping turtle.
>>748893049I'm pretty sure "jannies" has nothing to do with trannies
>>748918283by their cocks right?
>>748887661Sadly that happens to all generals
>>748895435By casually strolling. Humans are one of the most energy-efficient walkers on the planet besides horses. So we could just keep following behind much larger creatures as they invariably collapsed from exhaustion before we would.
>>748895435>stamina>throwing shit>traps>poison>ambushes>also, hand to hand combat for smaller animalsNearly everything on this planet jobs to a tree branch with a pointy end or a rock thrown in its direction. People also vastly underestimate how dangerous a human is in hand-to-hand combat with other animals due to our stability, striking distance, grappling, general maneuverability, and practically psychic (by the standards of other animals) ability to predict behavior.To put it another way, you could throw a 5lb rock at a bear from up in a tree, jump down, dislocate all of its legs with your bare hands, and choke it to death if you were a relatively-in-shape adult human male. It's not even that hard.
>Bear boss>I've got some bad news...
>>748914972>>748915057>H'wite pypo shit.
>bear boss>it's time to get fucked on, stud
>>748919201I get it
>>748918154upboated and savered to my PersonalComputer
>>748919512I don't
>>748881038its quote on quote tho
>>748919624>Oh I get it [intelligence 4/7] (failed)Shit dude guess you need to buff up your int.>Inb4 explainIf I have to explain the joke then it's not worth explaining
>>748918283
>>748919624
>>748898447
>>748916679>the game boss
>old cop boss>looks like your retirement is two weeks early
>wolf boss>can’t let you do that Star Fox
>streamer boss>LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO
>>748910249Neigh
>>748917907What's that?
>>748881127The equivalent of the Grim Reaper giving you a blowjob.
>Dog boss>Master....unleash me....
>>748921894Kek
>>748918579https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQkSXQH109s
>>748922286
>>748881038dogs don't eat dogs so no that doesn't make sense.
>equine boss>"i'm not horsing around!"
what did she mean by this?
>>748909428bear mogs in all categories
Do you think humans were able to domesticate animals because we fucked them?
>>748925336domestication enhances the sexual characteristics of animals for a reason is all I'll say
>>748925336They probably appreciated that sort of relationship more than others
>>748879490Cute doggy
>>748882081Brown
>>748894228What a handsome big boy. I'm sure he's watching you and wagging his tail
>>748925336if you mean trap them and turn them into broodmares sure
>>748927081We have cave paintings of men fucking horses for a reason
>>748927130we have comic books of men fucking horses too
>Snake Boss>Pleassssssed to eat you
>>748879490>piss boss>"Urine for a world of hurt!"
>>748927907Oh no, you're into vore?One of my friends was too
>>748928913I am more of a TF guy the vore stuff is kinda meh. If people wanna pay for that kinda art I'll get a duo though.
>wine boss>looks like drinks are on me
>>748916937Human male on female feral seems to be the least popular combination, and what does exist is dominated by horses, dogs, and dragons so if you aren't a fan of one of those you're searching for scraps.
>>748929696Oh man. I love her.Wish I was her dork.
>table boss>looks like drinks are on me
>>748895435sticks, stones, and wolves / ancient dog. All 3 of these humans had before they even had language
>excel boss>how the tables have pivoted
>>748929696pokemon has a ton of it thankfully but if you don't like pokemon you're kinda shit out of luck yeah
>finish tutorial>get achievement>"rude awakening"
>>748915397But why?
>>748886728Okay Jen
>>748923617
>>748881038A broken dog is right twice a day
>>748931256That's the way the dog bounces.
>>748883282There was a shitty megaman animation about this, where the guy was called Black Man and he was like "Why the hell do I have to be called Black Man? I like Trucks, why couldn't you have made me Truck Man or something?" I think it was by Dorkly or something but it must've gotten taken down because I can't find it. Does anyone know the one I'm talking about?
>>748879490>gay boss>"I'M GONNA SUCK YOUR DICK"
>i'm the dawg
fuchs
>>748933516get loafed idiot
>>748893549>deersthe plural of deer is deer
>>748933839
>>748922286That's a weird boner.
>>748933909it's deese actually
>>748933839get baggel'd
>>748910249>Suddenly
>>748910249We """love""" animals here
>>748896528Stop stealing /dbdg/'s memes
>boss is a 4chan mod>deletes your funny thread
>>748934435Fox drool...
what are some good fox vidya?hard mode: feral only
>>748929696She cute.
>>748934538I know in DoLP you can fuck feral foxes. Not sure if it counts as vidya since its more of a text based encounter style with pixel art. Has some tranny elements but I think you can turn most of it off.
