It's Miku Fes, again!Post lobbies (and Mikus) while we seethe about sweats (and Mikus).
>>74889160786237684Time for taps.
>>748891639Did someone say Tap? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCVLSN-GcNY
>other teams are all miku sweats>it's a x9 game>tfw i'm stuck with randos because trying to make a sonic racing thread in the morning is a fucking death sentenceIt's ok, I didn't want the x9 bonus anyway
>slept last night>most certainly dropped 9000 ranksfuck.
>top 100 is at 6934 points>tfw 665th at 2020 pointsOh yeah, Top 10 is the usual larpers, except with a Miku flair. Hope they all get carpal tunnelAnyway, all that to say I got DC'd.87552519
>>748892885>only at 3400 pointsI might as well give up on the Top 100 dream then. I don't know how these guys do it. How do they play the game for 4 days straight without sleeping, eating, or doing anything necessary for survival?
From that AUTOMATON interview, Apparently Crossworlds wasn't going to have a Season Pass but later it did only cause Sonic Team ended it's budget in general during production.I guess that explains why Paramount had 3 slots on the Season Pass and why some parts of this game feels so low budget.
>>748893124Paramount can suck my balls.
>>748893124Poor sonic team. They're retarded, but not because they want it, it's because sega doesn't really care for them
>tfw had a Drill and 3 wisps in 1stain't nobody beating me lol
>>748893124Yeah, the theory that Sega wants to kill the Sonic series but genuinely can't because they have a horde of Chris-Chan tier fans that will quite literally kill them if get rid of Sonic is getting more and more likely.
>>748893124I genuinely don't have any hopes for Year 2 if Sega is gonna keep treating their mascot series like dogshit
Can these fucking Mikus and NiGHTS stop hitting me with gloves that i hear coming for one frame?
>>748892725I don't care about the titles at all but I do enjoy playing with you guys enough to tolerate the sweats... most of the times...I'll jump in in like an hour, so you can invite me if you see me online by then.
>>748891607FUCK OFF SEGA. miku is for me! ONLY ME!
>>748893075this fest is different because of the 9x multiplier but for most others you barely had to play 35-40 hours (read: have 37-42 hours of rest) to get top 100which is still an annoying amount to grind in .5+2+.5 days but it's not really self-harm tier until the bottom of top 100 is projected to be over 35k like this one (not accounting for random activity surges like in the puyo fest pushing it even higher)I'm pretty sure festival top 10s didn't get over 35k until around pac-man and then it got real fucking degenerate after mega man
>>748891607>Miku and Sonic >Digital daughterwut
Well this thread is already shit
>>748894530Look all I'm gonna do is just drive and see what happens. I barely see the x9 as is and when I do, it always coincidentally happens to be during a race where there's 2 sweat teams.
>>748891607Amy's gonna freak!
aw fuck did you dc arlebro?
Another DC. Gonna take a break for a bit, my room's turning into an oven again.
>>748895036You left me with that HeroesRiseUp faggot.Thankfully his team sucks ass and they got 3rd.
anyone got any of clips of their gameplay?im curious about the gamebecause miku
>>748895235Sorry AI Amy bro. I'll be back soon. Especially since after a good night's rest, I'm still in the Top 1000, if I keep this stop & go momentum going, I may be able to secure it.
>>748895303All good man, better to get the rest you literally need to survive than to destroy yourself over a fucking title like some of these troons do.
>>748893124>Sonic Team ended it's budget in general during production.what
Just an fyi, this is what the metafags are using for Collision Boost, at least from what I've been seeing.Wow what a shocker right, Hyper Ring Engine? What a crazy pick.Won't be getting nerfed though.
>anons itt losing hope over getting top 100 title>me struggling just to get the two winstreak title
Why are items always more powerful when other players use them on me than when I use them on other players?
Any lobbies please? Randoms aren't exactly fucking useful in the face of 4 stacks of meta Mikufags.This game isn't fun anymore man.
>>748895824>get it instantly after two matches in solo queuenot gonna say names but a few of you are dead weight
>>748895795Nope. Not gettin' outta this spindash kit.
lobby, playing until I hit 1k so itll be a handful of races79486949
>>748896075when you queue solo you don't get put up against other premades so it's probably easier to get it that way most of the time
>>748896145lol
>>748896145raced against this based lad a few mins ago
>VanillaIsMidWelp, at least I knew the race was a failure before it started.
>bro hanging back in 12th all racebagging is a horrible strategy for this dude
>Try to tap Proto bros and Sage>They keep swerving away from me>Still somehow get the most taps
Yaaaaaay, sweat teams again.
Yup and of course they hit me with a single KBB and we just lose. Every time.
Fucking got gloved twice at the end
nice tappin turtle, kinda suprised we lost that one
Aight, time to try and have some fun races today. If you guys need me I'll wait for an invite.
Oh joy, here they are again.
I love getting knocked off the track on the water slide. So fun
I'm gonna warn you now if we see these fucking niggers one more time, I'm just gonna Alt+F4. This is so fucking annoying.
>team with fags having miku in their names>me and other sage share a hivemind and spam oh emote
WELP
I said I was gonna do it and I did it. 4 races losing to the same fag team over and over is enough for me.
yeah, these guys havent seen a shower in days from the way they play this childrens kart racer. I wish severe carpal tunnel
one more and im free from this tranny gathering protobros
>>748895795>ban ring engines for a couple festivals >nerf the ring engines>still busted as shit>actively choose not to ban them for festivals anyway
>>748898117GGs team, guess I'll take a little break if everyone is leaving.
>win one race with randoms>game immediately throws me against a 4 stack of troons all running metajoy.>>748898150And it's a wonder why I have the belief that Sega is catering towards the compies. The Ring Engines are the single most broken fucking things in the game, and they won't even re-ban them in Festivals, despite knowing that. You know why? Because the fucking sweats love 'em. Simple as.
>>748898263>Because the fucking sweats love 'em*Need 'emThey love shit. They used to "love" the "skill expression" of silver surfing, and where is that love now? If they had to eat shit before every race to get an extra unit of speed they would do it no questions asked.
ggs for what little races that were.hate to see that mentally ill men ruined yet another hobby / interest I have. Both wm and festivals are incredibly unfun to play now.devs should stop catering to skinnyfat tranners if they want to pump up sales numbers *shoulder shrug*
>>748898534>*Need 'emRight, my bad, but you get what I meant.>They used to "love" the "skill expression" of silver surfing, and where is that love now?I always loved hearing from UCtroons who claimed the only ran it every race because it was fun try to defend immediately swapping off the build when UC got nerfed, despite the build still being good. It's almost like these fags were only using it because it was unironically godmode or something... Hmm....>>748898598>devs should stop catering to skinnyfat tranners if they want to pump up sales numbers *shoulder shrug*They should, but they won't. They seem to have some delusional idea in their minds that this game will have an impact on the e-sports scene akin to Counter-Strike.
>Hegdehog
>bomb hits me the literal frame my shield ends>costs my team the entire race........................................
I have no sympathy for any of these fucking TTV trannies.
>queue wm>half human lobby>hyper ring engine faggots>about to reach first who was gaping everyone>gloved>trying to recover>fucker in 4th goes really out of the track to truck me specifically>finish line and about to finish 3rd>use boost>gloved>use last boost>gloved>5th>lose 4 pointsI just needed to do 1 race anyway. Now I can really say fuck world match permanently, you can keep your online time trials playground faggotry.
>>748895795I'd put 130 rings over dash panel mini bounty. Losing that +7 speed from not having 100 rings would hurt way more than missing a few extra rings from the panels, dunno what they're thinking.Could also just lay off the Ring Engine drugs for once lol.
>>748900362This build is probably their way of going>See guys we're not running full meta
>>748900362>lay off RE drugsenjoy being half a lap behind.And no, drill wont help you catch back up. That would piss off the target audience.
Last night, the only time I noticed a trend of falling behind and never being able to catch up was the super collision boost frenzy. You fuck up and fly off with the truck or something, and you're almost fucked out of the whole race
>Running HRE myself>Have 130 Rings>The sweats are still fucking faster than meHow? Please, do tell.
Back for the time being. Let's try and outsweat some sweats.61332091
>>748902065>check my ranking >198Guess it wont be a comfy top 100 for me. Eh still lets fuck shit up Arlebro.
>>748902065Was just about to demand someone provide a code. Good to know my subjects are mind readers, ho!
>waiting for eons for the 4th to load in>hit with a com errorThis fucking games online...
I am scared of your carbuncle car, I am going to [PEE] my pants.
>>748902065>already fulldamn
>2 hours waiting for bros to log in>decide to check friend list before giving up>they're already playingGuess my services aren't required today. Back to sprite hunting I guess.
>get tornado'd last second>throw my glove at him in rage while he's protected and crossing the finish lineI'm so dumb, glad that didn't cost the race
>>748903165I'm just playing solo right now. Let me see who's on.
>>748903165>>748903334I sent out some invites but idk if any of you will join.
>>748903334>>748903458>when I logged out alreadyI'll see if I go back in a few minutes and you still have some room. I don't want to play alone since I don't care about grinding.
That ghost was aiming for someone else but cut me off perfectly, FUCKED my shit up
>>748903589>mfw cruising monster truck in hand with red team across the finish line>wait this isn't my team
>some chucklefuck tried to shove a rocket up my ass >monster truck in time>1stEat a log
So, you guys have some room right now?Don't want to open the game just to wait again...
>world championship title>naturally gets 1stHey buddy, there's this crazy mode for you that nobody's playing at the moment to prepare for the tournament. It's called World Match.
I didn't even get most jumps, ghost even took that from me
>no longer have to worry about KBB>get fucked over by a rocket anyway
Blazebro, invite me pls, I don't wanna be alone with randoms.
>>748904410Lobby is full rn. Are you the only stray anon?
>>748904684I'm in the waiting room again too...
Time to tune out the next 3 minutes of my life
It fucking reeks in this room. Epic, use your shitty servers and save us from this doom!
>>748904684I'm a stray anon. I was with you guys last night but dw if you're full. Rather you guys have a good team than have to carry me some more.
>Miku minecarts>Miku monster trucksHow shameless can you be. Pathetic.
>>748904772And one of them was in the finals as well.Tourneyfags... WORLD MATCH IS RIGHT THERE. IS THE FESTIVAL MORE IMPORTANT TO SWEAT IN? JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I HOPE YOU ALL GET CARPAL TUNNEL
Well I THOUGHT we were putting up a good fight for a second there.Yet again, ghost raped me down. Getting me a lot today, and never by actually aiming at me. I just get shoved into it every time kek
>about to come in 1st>their entire team slipstreams pass me>5thONE NOTHING WRONG WITH METWO NOTHING WRONG WITH METHREE NOTHING WRONG WITH MEFOUR FUCKING EVERYTHING IS WRONG IN THIS MOMENT
>>748905013But wait, it gets even better!I was doing good enough and maybe even could've stopped them... and then one pixel of my kart clips onto the wall at the last turn and I end up doing a 180 (getting flattened by a monster truck of course) causing me to be in 12th. Fuck.
Had a good feeling about that one before the race even started
>>748905330Yay (I'm still bitter about being robbed last race)
Avatar trailer droppedBut not on Youtube for some reasonhttps://files.catbox.moe/ab0yws.mp4
>>748893124I mean I think most of us figured Paramount helped fund this game, this isn't too dissimilar to Danica Patrick helping fund Transformed
Every time I get hit by a tornado on the last stretch of the race, I become that little bit more disillusioned with reality and gain an even greater hatred for absolutely everyone on this hellhole of a planet we live on. Tell me I'm not alone in feeling this way.
>>748905718>they sonic characters doing the voices due to dlc not having anyYou guys think they're going to address this shit for year 2? There's no way they don't feel a bit of shame whenever a new dlc drops and there's the fucking silence all over the trailer.
>>748905718I feel like I'd care more if it wasn't Avatar.
>just realized that was shadowbroWould've spooked him with a like if I noticed sooner.
>>748905718>wait why isn't water chaos>oh yeah, they thought it was a good idea to put Chudvok in instead of him
>>748905718I was 100% sure you were shitposting.Don't care about Avatar, but new track is new track.How come when one anon is lost, another almost always follows?
>another hour just waitingI hate this game's party system.
>boy sure glad I didn't com error>a communication error has occured
Eh fuck it I can't keep up for Top 100. I'm gonna go get some Subway and come back in a bit.
>>748904772I drove miku monster trucks back when the meta was silver surfer shit. I've earned this, fuck off.
>>748906132Year 2 bonus character, ala the Sonic Prime char- oh who am I kidding if someone at the tournament says something about wanting the rest of the Deadly Six in the game Sega will bend over backwards to get them in the game. Because the sweatlords know best.
>>748905896>You guys think they're going to address this shit for year 2?lol no
Cream players are allowed to be in trucks
>>748906501SHAMELESS
>>748906245
Any lobbies open rn?
>>748905718The intro recreation is hilarious, can't wait to play as Katara and the track looks great too
When the Bayo trailer dropped, it made me learn that she was made by Sega. After all of these years I had no idea but makes sense she is on the game.On that note, what are other IPs that Sega owns that potentially could make it as DLC? Because besides Billy and Channel, I have no clue. Besides I am more hyped for characters and franchises that are loosely related and have worked with Sega before like Godzilla. I guess DC characters could make it in since Sonic had a crossover collab with them.
>>748906547We all know the year 2 season pass characters will be movie based, I'd be shocked if they didn't do that
>>748905718Not using young Aang is still lame. Even that Avatar fighting game uses young Aang.
>>748893718What the fuck else does Sega have aside from Sonic and Yakuza?
You know what, fuck it. Guess I'll just host for a bit to satiate my need for speed and fuck off when I get tired of sweats.99911758>>748906648
Even when I'm not using Blaze I wont allow another to style on me like that. Enjoy 4th fucker.
>>748906723Great, just what we needed, more clones. At least I'll be able to replace them with actual characters, if it's true of course.Though if it's the humans, or at least Donut Lord and Jimbotnik I'd find it more hilarious than anything.
>>7489068022/4Don't know how long I'll be playing, so come get your free 2-win streak title.
>>748891607I just got the game on sale and I keep getting raped by items. This shit is way harder than baby mario kart.
>>748906705Phantasy Star, Etrian Odyssey, 7th Dragon, Shin Megami Tensei, and Shining come to mind.
>>748907084Sex with FOnewearl.
How many points am I aiming for for top 1000
>hit by a spikeball>damn...it's over>see Amy>mfw
Good old tornado into truck combo. I'm surprised I even got 5th, I thought I was gonna be 10th or so.>>748907256It changes every festival. Really if you want a title I'd say just play as much as you can (without fucking up your health of course.)1000 isn't hard
>>748906802Here's hoping we run into you. Never did get a /v/ vs /v/ race yesterday.
>>748906705>On that note, what are other IPs that Sega owns that potentially could make it as DLC?Sakura Taisen just celebrated its 30th anniversary. Aside from that, Panzer Dragoon, Space Channel 5, Valkyria Chronicles, just off the top of my head.
I really thought my drill slaughter won us the race for a second there...
>>748907338The problem is I can't play much Saturday or Sunday so I'm just trying to push as hard as I can today and tomorrow morning.
>outtapped that badlyGlad Sagebro wasn't here to see that.
>>748907130Love me some space elves.
>>748907626I got 30 and you all got about 10.Was everyone touching only the robot?
>>7489068023/4
>>748907338Basically this. 1000 can be obtained through casual play (for the most part). It's Top 100 that's gonna fuck up your health. And forget about Top 10.>>748907454Unless the new Jet Set Radio got cancelled, Beat could still be on the table.
>top 10 cucks beat when we're babysitting a randoNever question your own skill /v/, you got that shit.
Pulled that one off despite the metaslave random's attempts at sabotage!GGs Jokerbro
>>7489020653/4
Winning a non multi race gives you 3 more points than if you got 2nd but winning a 9x multi race gives you 75 more points than if you got 2nd. Cool system
tapGAWDSeven outtapped the bots
Air trick time. Change your plates.
holy shit tied for jumps, barely didn't fuck that up
>>748908119fuck, I meant 3x. It's much worse with a 9x
>forget to change my plates>new objective: come in 1st>do just that
What kinda balance adjustments should we be looking forward to in the next patch?>Hyper Ring Engine buff>ACK nerfed again>Ultimate Charge buffed up to 5 seconds>Acceleration cars nerf>Laser and Monster Truck nerfWhat else?
>guy on top 3 uses drill on finish line>he goes fast a fucking fuckYeah, but when I do that mine slows me down. Fucking item.
>>748908454worse item distribution
>>748906705Virtua Fighter, Streets of Rage, Golden Axe, Shinobi, the latter two actually had reps in All Stars Racing Transformed. Personally I wish there were more Sega related tracks and idk why it's only the guest characters that get them
>>748908545That too probably.
>portal >portal>portal>ghost>ghost >ghostGet a new trick holy shit
>>748908454Don't forget about Slipstream getting nerfed. A huge vocal majority of the playerbase constantly bitches and whines over the fact that you can use actual racing skill to overtake someone in a racing game.
I-I got squished by the alien hand.And I'm pretty goddamn sure we were a single trick away from one last team boost
D/C mid-race. It was early so the bot should at least get SOME tricks in my place
>>748906705Potentially?The upcoming revivals that we're shown in the Sega TGA 2023 trailer since Axel already made it in with his design from the new Crazy Taxi so...Jet Set RadioGolden AxeStreets of RageAlso Sega games coming in 2027 likeVirtua FighterPersona 4 RevivalStranger Than HeavenWon't discard more reps from already existing franchises in the game too if Majima is anything to go by.
>cruising to the finish line in 1st while https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5pP4pQOMIY blasting as EggmanIQ of 300 btw
Is Eggman wearing tight panties?
>>748908454>Special treatment (cheats) for all 24 players who took part in the World Championships 2026>Drill nerfed again>Minecart and Trail Runner buffed
>spike ball at finish line right before dash panel>team boost acitve so I can tank it>team boost ends the exact moment I hit the spike ballFuck that shit.
>>748909179He's wearing immaculate drip.
>>748909057Yeah I hope some of the 2nd festivals come with another character from that series
>hre faggots disregarding objective>donpa factoryShit, I wonder why they had such a lead even though people were throwing ghosts after ghosts.
>26 races until Arle is my most played character in CrossworldsExcellent.
>27 >fucking 27I swear to fuck if we had lost that
GET IN THE TRUCK
>>748909191Probably.
>>748909608>same faggot again next race>stay on his ass keeping it on check>disappears in the middle of the race>never see him on top again>he gets 11thNot so easy when you can't run away, huh?
I knew we were fucked as soon as I looked at metal tard's hre meta plate. Can't afford that shit against these opponents
>>748910172This axel on the other hand should be fine
>>748910172I came in 2nd so that's my victory.
>forgot to change my plate>1st anyway>anon gets 2nd too, saving the teamGood job, anon.
>>748910256A better teammate than me at least
>last item in 9th>voidhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHPOTiYqX_Q
>>7489068022/4Join so I don't have to give up racing more today.
>timed outGuess that's it for now. GGs Pac-Man and Mega Man.
I love Amy. Do (You) love Amy?
>>748910628Good timing since two of us are free now>>748910641GGs Arle!
>>748910641GGs Arle, thanks for hosting.
>>748910665Very much.
>>748910665Are we in the 60s where wanting to fuck someone means I love you because if that's the case I love Amy like crazy.
>>748910810>>748910886Me too. Prime Sonic waifu.
can i play as the puyo loli yet
>>748910950That was added half a year ago
>>748910950Yes actually
Okay guys my food is on the way. When it gets here I'll hop on but only if I get to play with the Amybro.
>>748908673>Drive behind someome>Skill Slipstream is the game's band-aid fix to allow players to catch up because they made every other speed boosting mechanic worthless. Boost wisps are just lvl 2 drift boosts and don't stack, laser and drill are rare, strict universal speed cap so you can't gain substantial bursts of speed, vehicle speeds are too homogenous with only a 5 flat speed difference between a 0 speed stat and 100. The game is designed so everyone drives at the same speed.
If you're not coming back, GGs, Majimabro. We carried a couple of lobbies.
>>748911024Okay well let me rephrase that.People bitch and whine over the fact that you can use a racing TACTIC to catch up and overtake them.
>>748910993>>748910985Ok I haven't played since Feburary I'll ruin someone's lobby I guess.
>>748910665She is my life.
>team back together>win
i am going to download an amy nude mod
>>748911426>timed outYour turn.
Arle nude mod
>>748911514Oh okay 98826056
>>748911523there is one but your mileage may vary since it's on-model.i like it but other anons don't.
>>748911640on model is the best
I apologize in advance
I don't like the troony using our character and my fucking truck
>>748911640
>>748911679i agree, just letting you know.still wish the on-model sage one would get updated for ai and red sage someday.>>748911815Loverslab.
I'm being d/c'd a crazy amount this past half hour. Restarting. Feel free to go to the next race.Fucking game, I was feeling good about my chances there too.
>>748911992Was motivated by pinkie instead of bunny cunny so naturally we won. >I'm being d/c'd a crazy amount this past half hourThat's the normal festival experience from my end. Time for taps so better hurry back.
>>748911992Instantly kicked me out again, now it won't let me join at all. As if to spit on me thinking a reset would help
I wanna play in a big truck what build should i do
>>748911458Now why would you do such a thing? silly anon
>>748912129Might need a new lobby or invite, cause the game just rejects me joining now
I really hope they add the Monster Truck Frenzy to Race Park.>>748912168I feel like it.
>>748891607>sonic canonically fucked miku in a real gamethe fuck
>>748912129And yeah, Amy tits are definitely the thing rn lol
>>748912129Stop using me like that.>mikufaggot speeds ahead of me even though I was using truckOf course.
How it let me join via invite but not through code, makes no sense
>two Amys last matchGUH>>748912383Embrace being the motivation. Especially now more than ever because /they/ have arrived.
>>748912241I was just pulling your leg, I would totally do that too
>>748912538Welcome to this games jank online. Hell we're lucky to find that is the work around.
>>748911179They don't
>>748912595>host comm errorAHAHAHAh I'm saved from that. Fuck those faggots. Good luck.
>>748911640anons are fucking tasteless faggots who like dipropionate balloon tits and obesely wide asses
>>748891607Amybros, not like this...
>>748912685They do, it's just that most of it is concentrated on Twitter.
>>748895461So basicallyCrossworlds started production back in 2021 when the franchise and Sonic Team we're in the dumpster and didn't have much of a budget and employees, and as we know now, Sega wanted to kill the franchise so i think they probably didn't want to fund their next games yet until they saw how the next mainline performed so they had to relly in all the resources they had at that time to make Crossworlds and at some point their budget for the game must have ended. That's until they accepted to make the Season Pass in which Paramount must have gave them cash enough to finish the game since Spongebob seems to be the first DLC pack before they even made characters like Sage, Blaze and Rouge for the roster seen in the Spongebob leaks from last year.
>>748912731>another flat/on-model enjoyer
Arlebro instead of Hyper Ring Engine, might be better to do regular Ring Engine + 130 rings.Provided you can keep 100 or more rings, you'll go faster, and that shouldn't be hard with two slipstream bounties running
>repeatedly forced down the wrong route>no one to tapWhat stings most is that was actually winnable.
>gain a cream>lose an amy
>>748912862I almost had first but naturally their insane last second speed boost thwarted that
>>748912731i don't mind that, but it's more for me that all of these off-model mods make the characters look like they're coated in oil for some reason and it's so weird and gross.
A flat character should remain flat and a big tiddy character should remain big tiddy.All sizes have beauty.
>that Metal SonicI wish him the best in life.
>>748891607I already got all my points because of the x9 races, but I'll play with you next time broskis.
I just use an SA2 proportion mod for Amy. Bit bigger than she is nowadays but it's the version of her I know.That, and the possibility of pantyshots, even if this game's camera won't make it happen often, are all I need
>>748913253I didn't want to play with you anyway... baka.
>non multi races>7 win streak>9x multi shows up>entire team doesn't know how to play a video gameFuck this retard faggot shit I'm so mad
I am filled with hatred.
>let's see their plates>hre>hre>hre
>>748913593>all these trucks and cartsI am filled with hatred. Sage queue up lazy days, I'm gonna need it.
>>748912794Criticizing a mechanic for how it has lowered the skill ceiling is not the game as whining that players are "using a racing mechanic".
>>748913294>tfw a dumb racing game made me a sonicfag and gave me a new waifu in amy>tfw i've already played both sa1 and 2, frontiers, all the genesis games, heroes, and mania
>>748913739It's a Mario Kart clone man. Crying about the skill floor or ceiling is faggot behavior because both shitters and tryhards ruin this genre in their own ways.
I can't afford PS+ anymore, so I'm out.It was fun while it lasted lads.
>we won
>my ghosts fucks everyone at the last stretch>about to lose objective>the other team cucks them
>>748913874>snoy
Damn I'm getting carried.Is HRE mandantory or something
>>748913979Pure luck, our taps were awful, but we got the team boost when it mattered
>>748914010If you want to whore yourself out, sure.
>>748914010It is for solo races, but for festivals usually no. I don't use it, most of us don't I think
>>748913874I'll miss you megabro
>>748914010>HRE>mfw ACK enjoyerGods chosen true free thinker.
>>748913874
>>748914275teach me your ways giga chad
I'm so tired of monster trucks chasing me down.It's long, long stopped being funny
>team boost active>enemy monster truck sends me flying off road
>>748914516BE A BAGGING FUCKTURN TO A DRILL THEN A MONSTER TRUCKBETTER THAN EVERYONE
YOU MIGHT BECOME A MONSTER TRUCK
>>748913862>Complaining about game balance is... Le bad actuallyHear that everyone, >STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT HRE>STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT ITEM BALANCE>STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT GADGET BALANCE because the game is just a Mario kart clone which means you're not allowed to have criticisms or ask for improvements! Don't ask questions just consume the product. :)
>>748914586>this fucking song starts playing this lap 3I laughed.
its me, I'm the bagging fuck.
>>748914726Not what I said you ignorant retard. I've been bitching about all those things for this whole year. I'm saying both sides are being faggots, and because of that we're left with a shitty game that isn't getting fixed.
Let my hops be my one real contribution there.
>>748914907Welcome to the club
Ok this sweat team has shit jumping gadgets, we can do this
>>748915039Nvm I clearly didn't look closely enough what they had. Fuck.
>>748915039Why would you jinx us like that
>slimed>ghosted>nothingI got tired of reporting those bastards. They can keep fucking this whole game in the asshole for all I care.
>>748915276My predictions have a 30% rate of coming true! You just don't get it!
>air jumps>metal harbor>pick left path
>teammate passes me at the finish line>stupid redfaggot also does>lose by 2 measly tricksOk.
>we lost that
No more tilting. For real this time.
>>748913874>subscription ends mid race
I EQUIPED THE WRONG PLATEbut I got first
>mikufaggot full speed about to reach meThese fucks cheat and you can't convince me otherwise.
>>748914914In what ways are they being faggots though? It sounds like you just don't like that people are talking about balance changes to a specific game mechanic you don't agree with. Unless you can actually show me people saying the things you claim they're saying, you're just arguing against a strawman, and if those people do exist, you're still being retarded for letting those kinds of people represent a much more reasonable argument.
>red team full stopping with trucks lap 2 just to fuck us behind>other sweat team aheadAnd you say they don't team up.
Should lobby dodge after this race I think.Of course, right into some other sweats!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHPOTiYqX_QTheme of the last few races for some reason
>Haven't seen a x9 all fucking day with the /v/ros>Queue once with randoms>x9>We lose
I gotta go my wife just got home and she wants to fuck.Thanks team rose
Of course the team boost saves that miku from my saw.I wanted us to at least take position, cause we're clearly not winning touches against them
>fall behind the last 10 seconds after being on top most race>bomb and void as a prize as last itemsThis fucking game, I swear to fucking god.
>about to come in 1st>Miku gets a perfectly timed team boostIts only noon and I'm so tired. Lemmie refesh the lobby. >>748916570Wrong link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbTWJTK2oCs
>>748916752GGs, Arle. Send my regards to your wife.
Only gay autistic furries care about sonic.
>>748916858>he says>while posting here>meaning he caresWhy come out of the closet like that? You know gay people don't need to hide anymore right?
>>748916858And yet here you are gay autistic furry #748916858
I wonder if they'll have the festival titles and decals be added to the game in the year 1 edition via friendships and add all the post launch characters to that pool. That'd be a good way to let new players still get them if they missed out (even if it'd take a huge grind)Also, hope they add post launch characters to the CPU pool already
>>748917034>Also, hope they add post launch characters to the CPU pool alreadyExists as a mod but it would be nice for online.
Brb do a race without me (Is the lobby the same?)
Just gotta get back on the saddle and keep going. 28537930>>748916752GGs Arlebro. Have a good fuck.>>748917174New code here
>>748917174Better rejoin while you're away or it'll get sniped
>back to the sweats rotation
>cream turns into a fucking turtle
>>748917324LOL, you were right.Oh well, I wasn't playing much longer anyways. Got shit early tomorrow. GGs!
ninja moves babyyyyy
>>748917490GGs, Creambro. I'll miss you.
>>748917490GGs Creambro. Glad you were able to at least head out on a win. Hope to see you again before the festival ends.
Miku bro what are you running lmao
>mfw checking gadgetsHey...uh buddy, surely you at least have ACK, right. You...you wanna try equipping it? You know, for my own sanity?
oh fuck x9
Hell yeah we fucking earned that shit.
>teammate at 12th>lose objective>still winPiece of cake for this team.
>>748917986>>748918061You must have better backs than me because mine is already sore.Miku. I'm begging you equip some more gadgets.
>host comm errorOk, I need to get the door quickly anyway lol
Damn I really tried that time but I guess 1st and 2nd wasn't enough to carry Miku and a bot.
>winnable race>lose because of the bot and mr. one gadget
>>748891607Just play Mario Kart
>>748918441What if I were to unequip all my gadgets too lol
>>748918497I already do?
Gomenasorry, I have not touched this game in months…
>>748918516Please don't
>>748918596FineeeeeRemember when I was default Big with no gadgets during the TMNT Festival though? That shit was so funny.
>Sweatfags on redProbably gonna lose this one.
what the fuck, where are the lobbies?
>>748918883Full race ahead then. Fuck objective.
>>748918907make one bby girl
>>748918917Did what I could man. They're too fast.Either that or cheating, wouldn't surprise me.
>right at their side at the finish line>they get a MASSIVE speed boost out of nowhereWhat the actual fuck.
Sweats on blue.
Through the pain I still have some hope.
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>>748917034I would've vastly preferred the festival titles be just like the friendship titles instead having leaderboard based rewards. I knew from the moment they revealed those top leaderboard titles that it was gonna be toxic for the game and bring out all the worst try hards and creates do much negative stigma to the titles themselves, no longer being a mark of dedication and fandom, and instead a mark of how much you no life the game for the weekend. Next year they need to change the titles and have them be awarded for reaching a set number of festival points, cause as it is now these rewards are so heavily skewed where you either only play up to 1000 points and stop, or no life the game for 72 hours straight with no incentives in between.
>>748919141Common. I used to think they were just making use of previous boosts or slipstream or something that just made it look suspicious, but last festival I went behind one of the sweats, on his own, at the end stretch.He had no items, he was in a power car, and I had a boost going myself. He obviously had nobody to slipstream off of while I should've been in range myself, and I was in a monster truck.I never even closed any distance between us. Crazy shit.
Holy fuck we actually beat 'em, good shit Big!
>they all pass me right at the finish line>we still win
>>7489192712/4
>Solaris Phase 2 kicks in for the final lap>We all just start hauling ass and clutch the winEthereal feeling
>gloved 1st lap>12th>feel like shit>damn are you really gonna roll over like a pussy every time a sweat gets one up on you>no>NO I WONT>against the odds claw my way to 1stI feel like a fucking champion in this moment
>Tornado'd right on the shortcutThanks Jokerfag, kill yourself. Hope the third place was worth it you fucking nigger.
>didn't notice the objective change>lose because of meI failed you, team.
>>748919904>and a dc as an extra kick to my ballsepic. invite please.
>>748919940>didn't notice the objective change>come in 1st so no one can give you shit
>>748919940>now lose half the teamWasn't that punishment enough?
New 70430302
>>748905718This track looks really good
>>748891607Who the hell made Teio blue?
>>748919271still 2/4
>pushed out of track>drill doesn't even save me>ghost hits me at finish line>12thSorry Mikubro.
>>748920272>>748919271will join in a bit... making food..
>>748891607Asuka when?
>>748919368Agreed, maybe have gold/silver/bronze titles based on how many points you get and that be it
I am ready to suffer again. Almost done with my 2nd account, I just need 200+ points
>7th place>weight drops on my headYeah that makes sense. I wanted 11th anyway.
Boss you might wanna step down.
>>748920531I don't know what you wanted from me there, the game is just broken. >>748920498
Not joining for the bird team this time. I don't usually like playing male or big characters.
>drill takes me out of shortcut>gloved right at the finish lineI'm starting to hate myself today. Earlier than expected.
>almost lost that by 2 tricksWhew>>748920697Its good you keep being Amy. Need my motivation.
>Only voting E Stadium because Jet has dialogue on this trackidk I don't care for the other two lol
>these losers again
shit died 22901854
Fuck, lost you Megabro.
>>748921036and to absolutely no one's shock, they won with zero effort. Sigh.I hate what these people have done to this game, you know that?
>thought Amy and me came in 3rd and 4th>4th and 5thHey good effort at least.
>team boost>triple wisp boost>slipstreaming right at their ass>can't fucking reach them at fucking all
>comm errorfaaaaaaaaantastic.
>>748921306>they won with zero effortI wouldn't say that. I'd like to think they need to sweat harder than usual against us.
>>748920125It ishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtbCCQxAd00
>>748921451I judge it more off how hard I try, and I tried the absolute hardest I possibly could, and they just slowly get further and further away, and it's just like man this is so fucking depressing.
invite me btw
>ai knuckle bot manage to get 2ndPTSD.
>>748921718I sure as fuck wasn't gonna let a bot beat me. That was a free win.
>>748891607Sonic isn't the only man Miku has done a crossover with is he? How many digital daughters does she really have?
>Dumped 14000 tickets into Storm's friendship to get his "Bring It On!" title
non-full lobby WHERE?
>>748921762I would've come 2nd but I was dragged down before the water section. My ghost helped hit a few, but I don't really know how I managed to recover that fast.
>full>com errorGimmie a sec to restart my shit.
>>748910665I love Amy, and I wish they'd drop the Nu-canon shit and just give us another game where she's prominently featured and off on her own adventure, while being a total girly girl.
>9x>against two top 10 teams>raped out of items final lapEPIC
qrd on why people dislike storm so much btw?was he only ever liked because of the sonic riders fandub shit?
GGs Shadowbro, good to see around.
12644279making an empty lobby since no one else has...
>>748922086He's just a less funny Boom Knuckles, very one note compared to the other Rogues. But he carried me during the Heroes GP in Riders 1 so I like him at least a little bit
>shit died againthis is why I hate hosting, someone make a room
>raped by ghost right at the last jump of chao park>slow descend while every goes ahead>lose against shadowbro who didn't alt+f4 this timeI was fucking 1st you fucking shit. That was mind by right.
>>748922212>world matchhey buddy what ya doin
THE FUCKING WEIGHT FELL ON MY HEAD IN 7TH AGAIN!!! WTF SEGA??!?!
>check my ranking>130Yeah this festival is cooked. I ain't ruining my sleeping schedule for this kusoge. New 63182631>>748922086He cucks Jet. No but seriously, I don't think anyone actually dislikes him. They just don't care for him. He's a very by the books character.
>>748922356whoopssorry
>>748922391>He cucks Jet.Based. I wish there was more fan content of this pairing, it's really cute.>I don't think anyone actually dislikes him. They just don't care for him.That's a shame, I find him really funny.
>Get pushed off>Game respawns me 180 degrees>Race over
>lost 1st from a glove ricocheting off the wall>team boost activates after I'm hit
>>748915854Ah no, I wasn't playing at all today. If there was another Megaman playing today, that wasn't me lol
>>748922476>I wish there was more fan content of this pairingYeah I'm actually quite the fan of big guy small fem. Storm and Wave. Big and Amy. Does Eggman and Vanilla count?
The fucking kirbymikufaggot dodging ALL my items.>lock-on lost right when firing item>somehow not reaching them>another player getting in the wayFuck that asshole.
>>748923254I gloved the Miku at the final stretch.
sweats on red
Lobbies?
>>748923218After Storm creeped on Amy in Crossworlds, I never wanna see him in another Sonic game ever again.
>>748923334why would you do that don't sweat on him, he might be angry but he's just a bird
SORRY FOR GETTING RAPED AT THE END THEREI DIDN'T MEAN TO
I shit you not I got pushed off the fucking road in Galactic Parade eight fucking times.Not even 4 Drills and like 12 Boost Wisps could catch me up.
>metatroon>uses a monkey_(jeet)Appropriate.
I just want to not race one of these days. Just leave my character there, not moving. All race. Fuck sweats. And fuck the other faggots dragging you down all race instead of focusing their efforts on the fucking sub-humans getting a fucking half lap lead.
66872009Already got my 1k but got nothing better to do. Come suffer with me if you want.
>>748923758>I just want to not race one of these days. Just leave my character there, not moving. All race.Can't, the game will disconnect you for being AFK after about 20 seconds.
>>748923796Gotta join on alt to finish 200 points
>>7489222122/4 nowcome join
>>748923591Is Sage the best character added to Sonic since Rouge?
HURR I HAVE A LIVESTREAM THAT HAS 3 VIEWERS PLEASE PRAISE ME FOR BEING "GOOD" AT A KIDS GAME BECAUSE ITS ALL I HAVE GOING FOR ME
>barely survive a slicer and rocket with my shield>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>KBB
>raped right at the finish line>lose objective thanks to meThis is starting to piss me off, really hard.
>>748924051>comm error for daring to shittalk the worthless ttv faggotOh my god.
>>748924104Same, was first but got hit with a weight while they had a team boost.
>>748923796Hell yeah I love suffering
>>748924104>comm error after thatOf course. That's every single time I'm on the ground, the game gives me an extra kick nuking me or the whole lobby.
>>748924136sega jannies watch this thread. be careful.
>>748924224>Sega jannies and comptrannies lurk the threadImagine my shock.
>use invite>timed outPLEASE KILL ME NOW
god the rogues look so wrong in cars
>Sage janniesTake this.
47443090new>>748924330There's a reason we stone those who do it.
>Wahwee's castlesorry bros...
>>748924367Guess I'll die then.
>>748924330you only say that because it's true
>white space>white space>white space>haha no>this single vote donpa
>>748924367But I like my Jet speed wagon
>car hits me when about to finish donpa shortcut>recover>drill pass me and then HARD STOPS in front of meJesus, if you're real, fuck you. This game is your fault.
>1st Yep the fat ugly bastard still got it in him.
>nude sage fingering her vagoo and butt on the front of my minecart>suddenly do wellhmmmm....
>>748924680you can't just greentext that
>chinese copy of our bro>missing an R
>>748924750why not
>take 1st for one single frame>get boom boo'd in fucking 9th place
>>748924762Not ugly enough to copy me.
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how fucking far ahead were these degenerates holy shit get a life
>that gap
>try to reach the fags>the moment I was close enough the fucking ai sonic started throwing its shit against meMan, these fuckers are teaming up or helping the sweats and they're not even trying to hide it.
Hit world match by accident cause I was multitasking something. I'm retarded 10592989
>>748924785because we're gonna kill you
>use a boost as raph>for some reason one of werehog's boosting lines playswut?
>>748925465Gotta help the streamer man.
>>748925493why
oh my god here we go again with these fucking no lifes
>>748925526What causes someone to dedicate their time to boost a fucking streamer? How does your life go that wrong?
>>748925491No worries anon. For what it's worth, I got 1st.
Like surely these people have to realize that nobody likes them, right? Surely they just realize that and continue to do this in spite of that? They aren't so blind as to unironically think people enjoy playing against them, yeah?
Any other anon want to play Fortnite? I'm getting tired of these sweats already and would prefer not raging anymore.
>open casual game >peak inside>miserable online experience
>>748925913I don't have Fortnite but I'm down to play L4D2 if enough anons wanna play Versus or the VS Mutations. Would be infinitely more fun than this.
>Dodging Boo with lvl4 air trick and getting x9
>>748925913lol I'd be down but I don't even know how to mark shit so I probably wouldn't be a good teammate
>>748925913Oh, I would like to do some blitz. I can join after next Taps
Yup I get weight'd right on the last corner and the sweats win again. Yaaaaaaaaaay. I love going 1st to dead last on the last corner.
I don't know how much more of this I can take you guys. I'm enough of a pissy rage quitter for a reason, and it's usually because I can't cope with playing against losers like this every fucking match forever.
>>748926051I usually just mark enemy location if I have the chance. Hard to do on controller anyway. I also suck at the game, so there's that.
Between the diabolical mode rotation and infestation of sweaty troons, I'm about ready to tap out for the weekend>Who knew a Miku festival would be insufferable
>next round of sweatsThis is just an humiliation ritual at this point.>host comm errorSaved.
>>748926312I"m not even mad, I'm just bored.>haha we meta we winLike okay? Is this really all you have in life dude? That's actually kinda pathetic.
>>748926326alright I'm down, post fortnite name so I can send a friend request
>actually could've won if not for the botlol what a comedy
>>748926425I get that, but like it's so frustrating and miserable for me personally cause it's like what the fuck am I doing just playing a game I have no chance of winning because I actually have a fucking life?>Gloved right at the end by the sweatsAs always. I wanna cry man, I do.
and here we go with the sweats again. I think I'm gonna dip out after this race. I have like 6k points I think? I don't care. I get Top 1000, I get it, I don't, whatever. This just isn't fun anymore.
Yeah this is boring so I'm gonna dip for like 30 minutes. I'll host again once that time is up if no one has a lobby.
I actually just realised that I need to restart PC, coz Nikke's recent anti-cheat update is not letting you open Fortnite even if Nikke is closed.Also, we are vs fucking Blessed. Wish us luck
Oh well this should be painful.
And we lost again. Okay I've had enough of the sweaty nigger assholes for this Festival.
>>748926860I think that's the better choice.
GGs anons, maybe someday we'll get to actually have fun in the game, you know if the compfag trannies ever fuck off.That is to say we'll never have fun.
GGs lads, guess I'll see you later.
>>748927151>>748927217GGs Protobro, Amy, and Shadow
>4th place drill vs Blessed>Does nothingYea Thanks Segahttps://files.catbox.moe/28czyd.mp4
>>748927532Yeah because the fucking drill got completely nuked out of existence thanks to Ultimate Charge Compfags like 6 months ago.
You need to equip the collision gadget for this event Amigobro.
somehow it took this game to finally open my eyes to miku i can't stop jerking off to her. i will at least get that top 1000 title because i have too much shit in life going on to get the 100 one
>>748927973I know who is this Amigo bro and he won't
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>>748926557Post yours here so I know who I need to accept. I won't be accepting anyone who don't identify here first.I literally have zero real friends because I'm not a kid accepting every random friend requests that comes my way not counting my sister who don't even play with me, or another player who added me to gift me something recently.
I installed the Crossworld demo just to look at Amy's bare butt.Sadly the free camera mod I downloaded was very awkward to use in motion.
>>748928482Mine is the best Decepticon gal. Gonna join in 7 min
>launched into the fucking stratosphere on a flat part of the trackMonster truck frenzy is nuts man
>>748928714Based.Added. You should feel honored, you're my first friend there.I don't use voice chat though, so don't expect me chatting that much. Being on console makes it even harder.
>>748928482I gotta go somewhere soon so I can only play 1 round but
>>748928847Also added.You guys should post who the fuck you are in CrossWorlds so I can put a face to the new names.
>>748928915ready up
>CrossWorlds is in such a shit state due to Sega and comptroons that people are leaving to play Fortnite instead of the current eventGrim, but not unwarranted.
any lobbies?
>>748928992Waiting for the other anon first.
>>748928838It's 2 am for me. So I will be muted anyway(Also I miss when models could speak during VC) Btw, since you are NA players, my ping will suffer for sure.>>748928915The last part of nickname, pal
Good fuckin tapping lads.
>>748929120>since you are NA playersI am australian
>>748929120>The last part of nickname, palOh right, we were playing together earlier today. Still need to accept your friend request in CW.
>>748925260This lobby is 3/4 atm
>>748929186Anon, are you coming get killed?
Ok! Done with today's fest! Thanks, Monke, Miku, and StinkyJoining Fort and Night
>>748929358GGs thanks for chilling.
>>7489284211/4Lobby has BEEN HERE.
>>748929358GG's shadowbro, click some heads for us
>Lobby disbandedWelp, GGs Mikubro and Amigobro.
First time playing Fork like this with others so bear with me since I suck monkey balls, anons.
>>748929482>full
>>748893075Account sharing. Which is against the tos btw.
Well I'll host for now if anyone is looking 60288403
>>748929889Oh yeah that makes sense.>Which is against the tos btw.Yeah but they won't get banned because Sega and Sonic Team fucking love these people.>500 postsI'm gonna assume no new thread? Doesn't even look like anyone's still playing at this point. I know I'm not.
>got the 9xGood shit bros
Things are truly grim when not even Blazebro wants to play.
>>748930610Yep. Year 2 patch has to really deliver
>>748930610I'm playing Fortnite as well. Once I'll be back on once I finished leveling this candy corn crown sprite.
the pacman course is terrible
nice victory royale fortnite gang I'm outta here
>>748929748>win our first oneOk that was nice. GG.
my fucking controller stopped working, i got it working again before too long after the race started
Nyooo, lost you Sagebro.
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>>7489299622/4join. now.
GGs Mikubro, Nightsbro and Sagebro. I'll be back at degenerate hours.
>>748931939New bread
