*GAWK GAWK GAWK* - is part of the ultimate $100 game package, it was only $20 extra.
We must be better men, Jason.
more radio songs: https://voca.ro/12m0bxUNOpqM
>>748967986sorry that one is the Malibu club song not on radio.
>>748967747I hate her mongoloid face
>>748968107the mutt-ness slowly fades away, once the succ hits the brain neurons.
>>748967986What is that?
>>748967747Literally looks like a gorilla from a Pixar movie lmfao
>>748967920>we wanted both protags to be vulnerable, tough, flawed, right sometimes, wrong sometimes, able to learn from each otherOh shit oh fuck this sounds like shit that shouldn't be in a gta game.
>>748967747I'll cough up the $100 if you can face fuck her to death
>>748970418WRECK IT RALPH - first you wreck her mouth.. then you ralph xD
>>748967920>she wants a better life, and so you will kill tens of thousands of men and steal hundreds of millions in cash to give her the ability to settle down
>>748970567The entire premise doesn't belong in a GTA game.Romance and dating is the most unanimously hated aspect of every GTA game and the first game being made without the original developers is of course focusing on exactly that.
>>748967920>She wants a better life, which makes her the opposite of JasonJason just wants to suffer and be miserable
do the cum ropes have that shiny ray tracing effect?
>>748967920Wooooaaah first female protag in a vidya, first horse testicles now this. Rockstar does it again.
can I just kill her in the beginning of the game and pretend this female m.c bullshit never happened
>>748967747Can someone put cyberleek watermark over this
>>748971254cyberleek had access to a very old beta build of the game.
>>748967747>Oxygen meterSo you're the one sucking dick?
>>748967747>normie cattle will fap to this
>PRESS X TO SUCK COCKthose anons predicted it
>>748970818Good thing it's optional then.
>>748967747>aaa budget super deepthroatBravo Rockstar
>>748967747>look like Jason>the best you can do is a mid fridge body goblinafucking grim
>>748971979I work for rockstar, You can beat up and even kill Lucina and fuck other women.
>>748972072would be too based, Cuckstar would never.
>>748967920>Vulnerable >Tough >Right >Wrong Back to back oxymorons are just the literary equivalent of worthless platitudes. You're not actually constricting a character you're just describing a bunch of opposing character traits that cancel each other out. This just sounds like goyslop mushGeneric Netflix original series, mediocre mush Checking all boxes, hitting all quotas, writing that is an impactless as it is forgettable. Something that feels like nothing...
>>748972169>mediocre mush>Checking all boxes, hitting all quotas, writing that is an impact-less as it is forgettable. Something that feels like nothing...nailed it.
>>748967747>Baldur's Gate Ass to Ass>GTA6 FacefuckYet anime titties is punished.
>>748972356anime girls look like children, have you thought about that
>>748967920>The first female XOh they are still on that train, LMAO.
>>748972356>Baldur's Gate Ass to Ass
>>748967920>subversive goyslop
>>748967747>sucking cock minigame i see why this is a sony exclusive now
>>748972443ASS TO ASS
can you force your dick down Lucia's throat when you're about to nut and she's nearly out of breath, forcing her to bite you to get you which then makes you beat her and threaten her with a knife?haha just for laughs
>>748973191i'm circumsized so the biting is the only thing that would make me cum
>>748967920Honestly, seems fine. I don't need to shit on foids if they're acting fair and level headed. Nothing wrong if they write a guy like good guy-writers used to write women, when it wasn't solely done for our need to goon.I hope there's plenty of Lucia sexo in the game, and moments where Jason does something cool. If the foid writers aren't conniving little shits, the game will be fine.
>>748972356makes you think.
>>748967920Fucking Good/Bad honor system from RDR2 in my GTA. Fuck off moralniggers. I'm robbing, killing and doing all the wrong things a criminal would do and you're going to sit there with a shit eating grin telling me that criminals are flawed, "right" sometimes after a jam a stiletto heel into some guys eye socket? Fuck off, seriously.
>>748967747Women aren't into facefucking. They're not coomers like us
>>748972072Can you fuck Lucia after killing her?
>>748973956I assure you, women are even bigger coomers than us men m8
>>748971810Mandatory story missions aren't optional
>>748974295With cheats
>>748967747>poop eyesew
>>748967747is it realy worth dealing with such a massive bitch all the time?
>>748972072>LucinaWhy are you so mean to her?
I’m not impressed with Jason’s character. He’s too clean, calm and reasonable in the trailers and even appears to have a bit of intelligence. I just can’t buy him as a man from Florida. Where are his face tatoos? Where is his beer gut? Why is he literate? Why does he have all his teeth and fingers? For a billion dollar game, you’d think jeetstar would do a little research about Florida. I get that Vice City is an analogue for Miami, but Miami is only slightly less trashy than the rest of the state.
>>748975112You deal with /v/ all the time, how is this different?
Someone has the video?
>>748975129Because she destroyed Fire Emblem's dignity
>>748970567you have never played a gta game so why should we care about your opinion
>>748975129Oh my bad her name is apparently not lucina but lucia i gotta stop edging to fe porn
>>748975129LIGHT AS A FEATHERFLAT AS A BOARD
>>748975147Thats why they added back gaining weight after 22 years anon, you can make him fat now
Game will have bone dry combat driving around a diorama of a city with a feminist story, enjoy.
>>748974445No shit.
>>748967920>storytelling and writing will be on the same level as RDR2 DROPPED
>>748975481Yeah what do they mean by that slow flawed agonizing retarded etc? The last half of rdr2 was retardedly dlow muh the end ub da gange bull shit
>>748972356Anime tiddies appeals to you. That's the problem
>>748975689Did you have a stroke at the end of this post?
>>748967920>They can give him the last name Duval but can't put actual Duval into their game (but can feature Georgia)Fuck these faggots
>>748975475So the romance and dating isn't optional, retard-nigger
>>748975830ESL outs himself again
>>748971517>>748971686>>748975129kek
>>748967747>oxygen barJust use your nose?
>>748976253Would that imply that you could suffocate her to death with your dick in such a mini-game? Wouldn't that upset game journalists?
>>748970918>Jason just wants to suffer and be miserable
>>748967747>please goyim be happy and fuck the mulatta Latinx torta and race mix goyim please!!!!
>>748975926Yes it is.
>>748967920I think I miss Tommy Vercetti.
>>748967747
>>748967920Made by women for women
>>748967747holy
>>748967920Why would gigachad let circumstances (a 4/10 girlboss) make decisions for him?
>>748967747there's no way this is real
>>748976783the game is being made by indians so it's pretty much guaranteed
>>748972356Demoralizing things only, chud. Anime titties grant people hope.
>>748967920The storytelling and writing for rdr2 sucked though. Like genuinely awful. >let’s have a gang of racially diverse folx and strong empowered women. >oh and that’s why guy who says “darkie” in the beginning? Well that’s actually… the bad guy! >see those indians? Just a poor oppressed minority. Yes you have to help them kill Americans. Because you just do, ok? And no you can never ever harm the indians either. >huh? The gang’s motivation? Uhmmmm money…? Or revenge? Or something? Idk, just make sure you’re nice to minorities and hate southerners, even though you are literally a mass murderer. >yes you also must participate in women’s march. It was literally just deadeye and cover shoot your way through brain dead missions with retarded characters.
>>748967747will only buy if i can play this scene from lucia's pov
>>748976808have you fucked a latina girlboss before? it is incredible. sometimes your dick overrides everything else kek. but yeah longterm, it's a bad idea
>>748973938>Good/Bad honor system from RDR2That would work much better if the protag was a cop with a branching story path where you either choose to stay a cop or become a criminal. Would also be a breath of fresh air instead of literally the same exact shit for 30 years.
>>748967920>Lucia goes full Catalimabasedfuck the desperate haters
>>748967747Yawn, call me back when she can fart on your dick
>>748978265>if the protag was a copIf gta started copying true crime / sleeping dogs then it'd be fucking over
>>748968107yeah first thing imma do when the PC port hits i'll replace her with asian hottie, petite of course.
>>748976210
I heard this is a picture of Jason and Lucias actors. Can anyone confirm?
>>748979908the cop shot makes no sense because of mendez and the fact you're both nobodies
>>748979391geez, americans always need thunderous applause
>>748980061I can confirm.
>>748979908>it'd be fucking over
>>748980421
>>748976808>gigachadHe will be a zoomer's faggy power fantasy not a gigachad. AKA overballooned muscular retard with the bone density of a woman.
>>748980121lol
So how will you play your game?>Good karma Jason / Good karma Lucia >Bad karma Jason / Good karma Lucia >Good karma Jason / Bad karma Lucia >Bad karma Jason / Bad karma Lucia
>>748980837something close to good karma for both i guess, i have a hard time picking "evil" paths in video games but it might change this time
>>748967747THIS is the GTAIV head writer?
>>748970567People literally jerk off GTA4 because Niko is depressed over the war
>>748981334no
>>748980837I'm keeping both their criminal profiles at least on Violent, but I have a feeling the game might push me towards Psycho or it breaking permanently even if it isn't my intention.
>>748981514Lol, Dan Houser and Lazlow were 80% of the creative team
>>748967747>Mulatto version of Overwatchs BrigitteAnyone else sees this?
>>748967920>GTA protagonist>knowing anything about right and wrongWhat?
>>748981189>>748982032It really depends on how harsh the game is.You are playing as criminals, you will end up hitting pedestrians with your car, shooting innocents, shooting the police, stealing from shops, etc. It doesn't make sense if you're constantly bombarded with negative karma just for playing a GTA game. Then again the trailer showed that petting a dog gave you positive karma, so maybe you can get good karma easily by petting dogs, giving money to beggars, stopping purse-snatchers, etc.
>>748982447Won't be bothering with this one but it reminds me of starting a vice city playthrough and only punching criminals fleeing from the cops so I could be an upstanding citizen (for like 30 minutes)
>>748982447It goes up if you rob people and place without unnecessarily killing them
The game is gonna be shit and an early relic of woke 1.0 calling it now
>>748967747fuck that's hot
>>748982354haha yeah who the fuck is niko and his struggle lmao
>>748967747PRESS X AND Y TO HAWK TUAH
>>748982447i didn't think about it that way, in all previous gta's im just running over people most of the time cause is convenient to drive that way, i just won't think about it so much i guess
>>748967920>I have no doubts that the storytelling and writing will be at the same level as Red Dead Redemption 2It's fucking over.
>>748982595>relic of woke 1.0It's more hard core than GTA5
>>748982931What do you think he meant?
>>748982138thats such a grotesque exaggeration that even Dan would disagree with it
>>748967747>>748967920FIRSTFEMALE PROTAGINISTTHEYFUCKINGPOSTEDTHATLOL
>>748982138Dan Houser wasn't even 100% of the "written by" credit after GTA SA
>>748967747>JOURNALIST MODE MINIGAME
>>748982710this kek
>>748967747Will there also be an emotional manipulation minigame
>>748982447From the way Rob Nelson described it it sounded like that in order to get your profile to be locked to full psycho you need to pursue it. It's not enough fro you to just be a bit overzealous in your methods. You need to straight up go on rampages and shit.The system won't move you towards a chaotic rating if you just kill people in self defense or like you'd normally do during missions. At no point did we see any chaos/psycho+ pop-up during the shooting sequences.On the other hand I expect the game to do that if you for example kill a surrendering store clerk that poses no threat to you. Hell, in the Hypercar 2 clip from cyberleek he robs two gas stations and in the second one he just guns down the cashier and there's no profile shift or pop-up.I don't think the system will be too punishing.You'll probably start out somewhere near the middle, maybe leaning towards professional a bit and then it'll be up to you if you want to lean one way or another.
>>748972169Read between the lines.>Vulnerable>WrongThe man.>Tough>RightThe woman.
>>748983208>The moment you gain control of Lucia, you can literally pull up your phone and start a LonelyFans account, which will passively earn you between $10,000-50,000 per in-game day.What the fuck, sounds OP.
>>748983208press x to mental illness
>>748967747>Ending 1: You kill her>Ending 2: You kill him>Ending 3: Both Die>Ending 4: You both kill whoever is behind the situation
>>748967747>O2 barKino, hopefully the gameplay is peak with a monster that can snap her choker as quickly as it asphyxiates her right as it explodes.
>>748983383Secret 5th ending both pregnant
>>748979963fuck you anon
Will probably have to create multiple files, because I have one in chapter 2, 4, 5, 6, and ending for RDR2.
>>748983601
>>748982447It was really easy to farm honor in RDR 2 so it will probably be similar here. You’ll be able to to give money to beggars, pet doggos, send money to a joint savings account, etc.
lol dan claims IV is when he peakedstill got BTFO by saints row 2's more memorable and serious moments - rip carlos
>>748967747CHAT IS THIS REAL
>>748983615wtf even is this? AI off of the trailers?
>>748980837Professional Jason and Violent Lucia.
>>748984180This better be bait.
>>748967747Lucia mouth breather confirmed
>>748970567this sounds exactly like protags from the last 3 games
>>748980837>Fat Lucia, Ripped Jason
>>748984361sadly probs notwe live in gay times
>>748980837Border hopper Jason/Border Patrol Lucia
>>748980837pro ripped jasonfat crazy lucia
I don't know anyone excited for gta6.
>>748984826You're probably an adult
>>748984826>>748984954samefag
>>748967920>Game Writer Elizabeth Gauvey-KernYeah, not playing this crap.
>>748972356That's because anime girls look like children have you thought about that
>>748983615>a girl and guy sitting at a table in a restaurantit's just loke muh heckin movierinos. not everything is a reference, nerd. ya fricking hylic
>>748980061Man, I hope at the very LEAST that the pussy was bomb
>>748985421>Schreier still posts hereSad
>>748967920Fuck this shit. GTA protags have to be sociopaths, doesnt work otherwise
>>748980061He looks like his soul done got bit by a copperhead
>>748985438yeah im sure jason's color co-ordinate clothes don't mean anything too retard
>>748967747It's much hotter to believe this is trueSo i choose to believe this
>>748967747please tell me you are all pretending to be retarded and know that that's an AI generated image
>>748985702first day on jeet /v/?
>>748972356Jew approved porn only goy
>>748967920They're just a couple of emotionally messed up people but with hecking hearts of gold! It's the system that's bad, not Jason and Lucia! Now this is GTAing!
>>748967920omfg ANDYPANTS was right
>>748967920>Game Writer Elizabeth Gauvey-Kern
>>748971979>fridge bodynobody knows what words mean anymore
>>748976425white man latina woman is the most common interracial pairing in americawhy would rockstar games need to push it when it's already common as fuck
>>748983659Shame that's where SR2 peaked.
>>748978005So the only criteria for something having good or bad writing is how woke or non woke it is?
>>748986639shame GTAIv never peaked
>>748983659I really feel that the creators of GTA have no idea why GTA was successful in the first place. Like they truly think it was their master storytelling while 80% of the players barely made it to half the story lol
>>748985702Nah, Batesz made that. He doesn't use AI, he makes his stuff in Blender.The angle does a pretty good job at hiding the face not being 100% correct.https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=batesz+grand_theft_auto
>>748967920>Female writerSuddenly everything makes sense
>>748986639>>748986997Meant to say SR as a whole. SR2 was the peak of that franchise and to this day my favorite "GTA-like" game.
>>748987149truth
>Game Writer Elizabeth Gauvey-Kerni never cared about the story in gta but this is GRIM
who cares lol
>>748986425It's really not common at all. Race mixing in general is pretty unusual despite what the TV says. Go outside.
>>748987716"common as fuck" relative to other interracial pairings
>>748967747EW
>>748987716>Race mixing in general is pretty unusual despitelol
>>748979963best ass I've ever seen, eh
>bitch with hyphenated lastnamenever been so over
>>748967920Schizos are trying so hard when this bitch was a ''game writer'' for all GTAs
>>>/vg/583293319
>>748989234prove it WOKIE hahahahahahaha
The writer of GTA 6 is Rupert Humphries
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Gz7VekoQqHA
>>748989445lol nigga believes wikipedia
>>748967920>game writer ELIZABETHand for that reason I'm out
>>748989598As opposed to your youtuber e-celeb?
>>748989663>>748988882>>748988145>>748987542Your reddit spacing makes the samefagging obvious
>>748980061ayoooo I just watched a couple of vids the other day you got lore? Is that guy the bpd army guy that lived with roached ?? I would make sense now if she put up with it cause he mogged her
>>748989738
>>748967920the red dead redemptionification of GTA, a series about being unrepentant niggers, must be studied
>>748989738>reddit spacingcongratulations on falling for a meme, newFAGI've been posting on 4chan since before you were born
>>748979963Fucking kek
The L2 and R2 gamer buttons give it away.
>ugly female protag>ugly female writers
>>748990286>>>/vg/583295117>>748990137>>748990249How GTA 6 gaped you this badly
>>748990286>ugly female protagwhere
>>748971686/v/ will be all over it then
>>748990387imagine coping this hard lmao>>748990404>where
>>748990387esl detectedof course lol
>>748990563she cute
>>748990842lol
>>748967747>monkey nose
>>748990983kek
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>748990842You made the schizo lose his marbles
uh oh meltdown :(
>>748990404no white man wants this, anon
>>748991236franklin wtf did you do
>>748991225A big one
>>748991236>1 finger forehead>sanpaku eyes>brownyeah not a lot going on up in there
>>748967920yep no wonder jason is her pup n doesn't take charge and bows to her lmao
>>748967920>that entire screenshotJesus christ I’m not suprised anymore
>>748991236not sure what you're basing that on
>>748967747Preordered last month
>>748991648sup dyel schizo
Latrinas are so fucking ugly
100% pre ordered only losers will miss the launch of GTa
>>748991784nah bro they're princesses with attitude
This is another one of those things where they take an unrelated game and force it under a popular name so it'll sell. This shit ain't GTA
*Also not on PCImagine not playing, but watching instead
>>748968307
>>748991845South Americans (and Mexicans) aren't allowed to post here
>>748991845This but unironically>>748991918PC in february, i believe
>>748991930>>748991979lol
>>748991930moot was south american
>>748991979you're a weird AI jeet shill but at least you're consistent
>>748991979>PC in february, i believeFebruary 2028, 16 months from now. Pc got no games
Why is the toxotranny posting a bunch of ps4 ports?
>>748992689cuz he's retarded
>>748991781Steam schizos are the only ones trying to downplay GTA. They can't play
>>748967920This sounds fucking awful, and perfectly in line with GTAV where the protagonists are a politically correct hood negro with no personality, a willing cuckold who lets his wife and children treat him like crap and a mentally retarded aociopath who lectures others on the suffering of women and niggers while randomly killing people like a lunatic, and the later two are in a quasi-homosexual marriage where all they do is bicker like a couple of octagenarians while the negroid gestures at the camera.All they're doing is making this shit even more evident, Lucia is a proactive girlboss who does everything and is le poor wittle victim of Jason's laziness and lack of ambition, it reads like the fucking script to every Sandra Bullock rom om of the last 30 years.
>>748993625Michael's pathetic cuckoldry made me realize the series is dead
>>748993625>a willing cuckold who lets his wife and children treat him like crapHe beat the piss out of the dude who was seeing his wife and destroyed his house. Then he beat the piss of the dude who wanted to film his daughter on adult TV
>>748980837Full pro on both, best ending. Being a psycho retard was always boring and probably going to be even more so this time.
>>748980837cuck jason as the story forces
>>748993751No, he destroyed the house of the mistress of a mexican drug lord while in a blind rage in the first few hours of the game, and the rest of his story is pretty much about how his wife leaving him for an effeminate yoga instructor and his son stealing his car and his money is somehow his fault and he needs to do better and be a cuck so his ugly fat wife and kids return to him and continue making him miserable forever.The game doesn't even have the decency of letting you choose whether you want them back or not, it is obligatory that your drive them to the psychologist's office so Michale can prostrate himself for them and agree to become their doormat.Did you not fucking play the game?
>>748993625RDR 2 was written like a Netflix crime drama with an 80% female audience>Arthur Morgan robs banks and beats men to death with his bare hands>But has a multiracial friend group and fights for womens’ suffrage (In 1899).
>>748972169>You're not actually constricting a character you're just describing a bunch of opposing character traits that cancel each other out.Humans aren't robots. Most of you are full of contradictions.
>>748994012I'll be honest I never played RDR2 because of how much I hated GTAV and this honestly doesn't surprise me.
>>748993625you are bad at media lol
>>748994163>You're bad at media for actually remembering how the story goes instead of just focusing only on the first 30 minutes where Michael does something impulsive after his whore wife fucks the tennis coach and lands himself in hot water.
>>748994157don't listen to him, rdr2 is a masterpiece and you are missing out by not playing it
>>748992337February 2027
I'm going to watch some streamer play GTA 6 while playing MW4I'm not double-dipping again rockstar
>>748991923Prove it. Record yourself jacking off to that image right now and post it. Otherwise fuck off with your performative liberal bullshit.
>>748994012>and fights for womens’ suffragehe never did that
>>748994252it's not your memory that's funny, it's that you are such a tier 1 basic 4channer whoes interpretation stinks
>>748993625>willing cuckold>and is le poor wittle victim of Jason's laziness and lack of ambition>>748994157You never played GTA 5 either, dumb nigger
>>748994542There’s a side quest where you escort a womens’ rights parade through the city. I just played it again last month.
>>748994620Ok, I'll bite, tell me Mr. Media Literacy, what is the actual meaning of Michael going back to that slut and becoming completely permisive with his children allowing Jimmy to be a deadbeat and Tracy to be a tv slut.
>>748994683Arthur gets paid by one of the girls husband to do it. Arthur never supports women's rights>I just played it again last month.Post hours
>>748994670GTA tards really are the biggest cultists of this fucking industry, outright denying observable reality.No wonder most of your are on Playstation.
>>748994542Exactly. He gets roped into chaperoning a bunch of henpecking harpies and it's played for laughs. It's hilarious how many people on here genuinely get filtered by Rockstar's simple stories
>>748994876>no argumentYeah, thought so nigger
>>748994916>It's hilarious how many people on here genuinely get filtered by Rockstar's simple storiesGuy is a schizo spamming the board on how GTA 6 raped him. He never played any GTA game and i doubt he plays any games at all. Just want to shill his e-celebs here>>748990728 >>748990425 >>748990563 >>>/vg/583295553
>>748972169
>>748968307The word on the back of her retard pants could be rearranged to say plap
>>748992337I doubt they even put it on PC at this rate. Rockstar hates mods more than any other company and after they see Skate 3 mixed with Vice City and shit they're going to blow a fucking brain vessel. I ether expect them to delay it for as long as possible or it's going to have so much DRM injected into it'll run at 2fps.
>>748983321Watch the extended look, retard.Jason is the one in the right and Lucia is a impulsive retard>>748995213>I doubt they even put it on PC at this rateWhat's up with all these retards on the board today? Some discord raid?
>>748994683> last month.then how did you forget the real reason he's there is because he's trying to find some guy which he ends up chasing later in the mission
>>748994993The one who refuses to address the game ending with Michael back with his whore wife and dipshit children doing their bidding and supporting their slut antics talking about no arguments, I already provided arguments twice and you refused to address them you bad faith faggot.
>>748994732Micheal is a manipulative pathetic cuck. Like I said, there is nothing wrong with your memory of events, you're just being a fag about. He's an amusing and decently compelling character. You do understand that you are not actually the character right? Rockstar is not saying that you the player are a cuck for playing him. Would you prefer every pc be a strong silent wop in a leather jacket?
>>748995332Michael was the one that cheated first you subhuman. He was also never a cuckold because he never accepted being cucked.Kill yourself disgusting faggot
>>748995363>Micheal is a manipulative pathetic cuck.Indeed, Michael is a pathetic cuck, that was my very first argument, thanks for conceding.As for being manipulative, are you crazy? He is too much of a whiny ass wet blanket to ever manipulate anyone, if anything he is the one constantly getting manipulated, and finishes the story essentially agreeing to everything he initially found abhorrent about his wife and children.
>>748995397you are so fucking mad
>>748995573>y-y-you a-a-are ma- ACKI won
>>748995397With who? Amanda accuses him but there is n
>>748995632there is not a single moment in the game where an actual mistress is presented.
>>748991918I did 10 bharves today, how tuff are you?!
>>748967747I'm playing OoT in November, not GTA.
>>748995768That looks really bad
>>748995568>le concession tapout after only three postsANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST
>>748995627>no argumenti accept your concession
>>748986659he gave multiple examples of why the writing was bad other than it being woke. moralizing when you are a mass murderer, nonsense motivation, etc...
>>748986659>make a shitty woke storyline in a game placed in an 1800s cowboy game. >OH OH WHAT?!?! SO JUST BECAUSE THE CHARACTERS HAVE THE MORALITY OF THE AVERAGE COLLEGE STUDENT IT SUCKS?!1!1?1!Literally yes. Shoehorning in your stupid out of place bullshit makes you a bad writer.
>>748993625Every Rockstar Game since at least GTA San Andreas or Bully (included) has been pretty obviously left-wing, liberal sensibility, then again most art is.It's also never been a pulitzer prize winner material, but again, that goes for 99.9% videogames (I'd say 100%, but let's play it safe).Maybe some forget because they were kids, but San Andreas tackled all the same social topics they'd get called woke for now, except maybe being more crude about fags and trannies, just because they didn't get the memo yet.Something like Max Payne 3 reminds you how evil gringos are compared to the poor favela monkeys every 3 phrases.
>>748996575>moralizing when you are a mass murdererkek there it is. thanks for your input in this 4chan thread, nana>>748996601
>>748996575No, all of those are related to taking the wrong political stance.Nobody here would give a shit and would call the game based and red pilled if they made Arthur a racist, but with the same shit writing or historical inaccuracies.Classic Western movies were completely inaccurate, but nobody ever complained about it, because they weren't taking the side of the fags and women, some took the side of the Indians, but that was still acceptable then.>>748996601I don't dispute that RDR2 has anachronistic elements in some of its writing, I dispute that you care because it's anachronistic, instead of simply from the wrong political side of the spectrum, as explained above, there is basically no popular piece Western of media that is historically accurate, it's only a problem when it takes the side you don't like.In short: you're a faggot.
>>748970567Niko Belic was a depressed psycho.All three GTA 5 protags are depressed psychos.
>>748970567You clearly never played a GTA game>>748970818>Romance and dating is the most unanimously hated aspect of every GTA gameRomance is dating is something people as for since GTA San Andreas, together with every mechanic they introduced in that game
>>748967920>Game writer Elizab-bros, say it ain't so...
im not letting a brown person suck my penor
>>748998297It's not like a brown girl would suck your penor, or any girl for that matter
>>748998192lead writer is a veteran dude
>>748976439Except it isn't but hey, here's hoping they removed this relationship metric in the final version of the game
>>748998297>I don't want to fuck you. It's not the other way aroundI'm not joking when I say this level of confidence could net some serious pussy if you applied it correctly.Play a GBA game.
>>748998491Not him but romance is indeed optional, you dumb nigger
>>748998491it is optional, if you want build the relationship into romance is up to you
>>748997135Oh boy here we go. >historical inaccuracy for artistic reasons vs so you can shoehorn your bullshit. The movie 300 is historically inaccurate but it’s for thematic and artistic reasons so it’s not offensive. Rdr2 is historically inaccurate because the writers think 1800s America was “toxic” and “problematic.”>hurrr you just don’t like it because Arthur was doing a women’s march instead of anti-abortion march or something.Fuck you’re dumb. This is really how you think? Jfc.
>>748975147Very accurate.Unless Jason does coke off a gas station combat knife I really can't imagine him as an actual Floridian.
>>7489945384d-chess fag anon trying to bait people into expanding his rope shooting folder
american psycho was written by a woman lol
>>748975147>Where are his face tatoos? Where is his beer gut?You can literally give him all of those>>748998686Doing coke is already confirmed
>>748967747sdt is finished...
>>748998573So far, it's not.
>>748998772it was written by a gay man but a woman directed the movie
>>748998856It is though
>>748998856how does that say is not? is just the stat of the romance relationship with her going up or down...
>>748967747anyone who believes this is retarded>the O2 smudge>left thumb>quality looks too good to be ingame
Does Republican Space Rangers get a new episode?
>>748998772A woman also made the best movie women will never understand
>>748999012Republican Space Rangers and Princess Robot Bubblegum are getting multiple actual seasons + there's new series
>>748967747This wouldn't even make me hard. I think we're past the age of generic women making us hard. You really have to be cute or sexy in all the rights ways that anime girls and other fantasy girls are, otherwise even if you get naked no one's going to get an erection looking at you.
>>748998930It's not according to Rob Nelson himself
>>748967920>we wanted both protags to be vulnerable, tough, flawed, right sometimes, wrong sometimes, able to learn from each otheraaaand i'm out, it's another Wolverine, God of War 2018/ragnarok, Gears of War 5 and EDAY, TLOU2, Spider Man 2, Dragon Age Veilguard, Indiana Jones, Avowed, etcSame drivel from every modern game that turns the character into a pathetic emotional blob that's also safe and agreeable on everything, or a doormat that hands over the glory to someone else. It's the same character regurgitated across the entertinment industry for 15 years and is still treated as the new hotness, when the industry before did more variety in less timespan. What a joke.
>>748999201It is optional according to Rob Nelson himselfYou should go back to dilating about hyphenated names desu
>>748967747I ain't playing this game, but if Rockstar actually did something unprecedented like being the first AAA studio to have an explicit sex minigame in their game I'd feel obligated to support it.
>>748998369sorry, im just not gonna let you suck my penor
>>748967920Holy shit, this is going to cause another video game crash.
I just realised Lucia can get lapdances and grab strippers butts and tits, because the pegi rating mentioned that the player can do that, although they don't specify if is something that only one of the player characters can do
>>748999025holy fuck
>>748999379>but if Rockstar actually did something unprecedented like being the first AAA studio to have an explicit sex minigame in their gameHot Coffee was already a thing, they are just re-adding it
>>748999431SNIFF
>>748999343shes clearly one of the half tardos, cute enough.
>>748999473The article says the romance is optional though
>>748971434>very old beta>source: my ass>game looks the same as official gameplay trailer>unironically thinking a 13 year developed game will change much in a year with all it's moving parts and massive scale, and being that close to release dateIt's just polishing and working on the multiplayer, what you saw in the 'leeks' is exactly what the final product will be.
>>748997290Romance in GTA San Andreas consisted of driving a girl to get food/drinks, driving a girl to go out dancing, or just driving around with the girl. The rewards were weapons, unique perks, cars, clothes, and sex. It wasn't all that deep and it was just a side activity in a fun, experimental game. Rockstar isn't great at writing romance.https://gta.wiki/w/Girlfriends_in_GTA_San_Andreas
>>748999678>Romance in GTA San Andreas consisted of driving a girl to get food/drinks, driving a girl to go out dancing, or just driving around with the girlGood thing they brought that back
>>748967920Lol... what is this? This is a woman's game.
>>748998369I've turned down 3 black girls in my life. one was only half black, her name was Daphne. Still not gonna happen. whites only. having a race mixed child is probably the most selfish thing you could do.that said, I understand the Spanish and Portuguese doing what they did, the natives were the only women for a 1000 miles, and they spent years away from Europe.
>>748998772FMAB written and drawn by woman. It's clear from all the queer humor (characters breaking out and dancing, emoting etc), the huge muscular men, naked, comradery (Armstrong, the teacher's butcher husband), and the stoicism that Scar has (handsome strong tanned man) and especially the stoic but also charming, old man with caliber Tom Selleck moustache man, the Fuhrer.
>>748999818I don't know if you know this but you can't impregnate someone through blowjobs
>>748971979player choice in an open world game?lets not get crazy, can't have too much fun making your own choices. but look at this detail, Jason will hold Lucia's handbag when they go out on a dating mission or her money bag when they rob a store. It's the little details.
>>748999956KING FUHRER*
>>748998592That image is always so funny, because it's always used by fags engaging in that exact strategy.>Rdr2 is historically inaccurate because the writers think 1800s America was “toxic” and “problematic.”"Thematic and artistic reasons" are driven by your beliefs, which is what considering something toxic and problematic is, moron.When Zack Snyder depicts the masculine Spartans as heroes and the depraved Persian as monsters, he's expressing (through stylistic and writing choices) his sociopolitical beliefs.The same goes for The dollar trilogy, which has plenty of political commentary on top of being borderline fantasy in its depiction of the West, and the same goes for RDR2, only the latter irks you for personal reasons.And when you complain about the rainbow flag and trannies, you're considering them "problematic" even if you may use some word, because you're too dumb to think in abstractions and resort to pre-approved memes and buzzwords.
>>748972356>Baldur's Gate Ass to Assyou niggas just make shit up now
>>748999430Where have you been for the past 26 years?
>>748999025this movie is about a homosexual relationship
>>748972356>>748975790>>748977302>>748985995In what world are anime titties censored?>>749000052>t. woman that can't understand bromanceProving my point
>>748999031BIG BEAUTIFUL BILL
>>748999747The way that they are writing it suggests that they are trying to make it deeper and more like RDR2.
Whatever happened to the Leek fag?
>>748999262>"don't bother with it. It's up to you">can you break it off?>NO>can you date other people?>NO!>can you kill her?>NO!!>Can I do missions without her?>NOOO! SHE'S PART OF THE STORY, SHE'S VERY IMPORTANT!!Why lie?>>748999201>forced to ask permission from an npc to play gta normallyThis is worse than GTAO's phone constantly bothering you. They keep adding all this pointless shit and forcing you to do it and if you don't you get punished for it. Punish the player for doing crimes, not shitty busywork mechanics.>It's quite cool when you text back and forthyeah 'cool' for the first 2 or 3 times, then it gets annoying. This micromanaging shit should come with an option to turn it off.
>>749000452Too much text to concede the relationship is optional. I accept your concession nonetheless
>>749000447He was killed
>>749000489what?
>>749000539>what?
>>749000452>can you date other people?>>NO!>>can you kill her?>>NO!!>>Can I do missions without her?You are a fucking retard, holy shit.She is the co protagonist, of course you can't get rid of her as a character, but the romance aspect is optional.
Imagine buying this garbage holy fuck you deserve the industry you have. Now excuse me while I go play III, CTW, 2, and IV for 69th time.
>>748974353Sure but they pretend they aren't, and other women back them up, so they can all be the biggest whores they want and still get you arrested if anyone finds out
>>749000594Whew... this clown can't wait to play this goyslop
I hope they make you give Jason a blowjob while playing as Lucia with POV so all the faggots who buy this game get what they pay for.
>>748975112No, and the fun part is that ugly or fat women tend to have even worse more miserable personalities than attractive women
>>749000593i'm a different poster>>749000594co is being generous, she's the protagonist, jason is the helppoint is, gta shouldn't force you to do this shit, it shouln't hold you down to this pointless crap that only hurts the gameplay
>>749000754>>749000767I accept your concession
>>749000850>gta shouldn't force you to do this shit, it shouln't hold you down to this pointless crap that only hurts the gameplayIt doesn't, the romance is optional>>749000767Sounds like you're projecting the fact you want to give Jason a blowjob, bro
>>748967747So anime boobies aren’t okay but this 3DPD shit is?
>>749000593>picanyone that thinks that's a left vs right thing instead of the internet being a dogshit way to communicate is a huge retard
>>749000918Again, who said anime tits are not ok? >>749000134
>>749000918This game is made by fat ugly western women. They hate men and are actually racist as fuck towards Japan.
>>749000857>no argumentconcession accepted
>>749000918>>749001006GTA 6 has anime boobies though>>749001038Argument for what, your fetish to give Jason a blowjob or the non-argument after you got raped and could only talk about ''goyslop''
Why couldn't Lucia be cute asian chick instead what the FUCK? Who asked for some fat brown bitch?
>>749000918It's okay if it's made by G-d's chosen people.
>>749001171>Why couldn't Lucia be cute asian chick instead what the FUCK?Because there aren't asians in Miami, retard>Who asked for some fat brown bitch?Me, i can prove it. I have a post from 2015 asking GTA 6 to be a Bonnie and Clyde story
>>749001097GTA VI will not have Hentai Princess Bubblegumcalling it now
>>749000918>>748972356>still can't post a single proof of anime titties being punishedThought so. Don't use anime for your cuck shit posts, nigger.
>>749001461Doesn't she literally appear in the leaks from the store
>>749001461>GTA VI will not have Hentai Princess Bubblegum>calling it nowShe's in the Extended Look you dumb nigger.You really should go back to dilating about hyphenated names, it would be less pathetic
>>749001476I don’t need to explain what has been going on with censorship in modern Japanese games. Research it yourself.
>>749001564>I don’t need to explainYou can't explain, because you're a dumb nigger
This game doesn’t even feel real. It’s like the universe has finally overloaded and ran out of ideas
>>749001615Why are you getting so mad? No one should have to explain to you what has been going on with the Japanese game industry. Just look at how modern Neptunia has been censored with everyone’s outfits being far less skimpy if you want an example.
>>749001461The dude fucking in VR is wearing a shirt of it
>>749001724>Why are you getting so mad?Retards me mad>Neptunia has been censoredProof?
>>748967920Not sure why anyone else expected anything different
>>749001515>>749001530>>749001727Oh wow a shirt and a store shelfnow show me an episode on a TV or else all of you are LARPing
>>749001727>palmer lucky gooning in VRKino.
