In this universe half life 1 happened 10 years ago. What have you been doing with your life since 2016?
this is what will happen when ww3 starts btwif you think civilian life in war time will be enjoyable you are delusionalyou will be begging to enlist to fight for israel
>>749014957Go back to your containment board, politicfag
>>749014957Good thing I don't live in Europe.
>>749014874Rape Alyx, just to hear her scream. The end.
>>749015645Female_01 and female_02... And female_05 too.
>>749014874>What have you been doing with your life since 2016?More than you it seems. You still create shit uninspired threads.CTRL+WSHIFT+Hlmao
>>749014874I would have join the combine as a civil servant/police (not undergo the body modifications) and live a comfy live ratting out resistance scumthen when freeman comes in blazing I would have a change of heart
>>749014874drive one of those helocopters and help the combine build their tower
>>749014874I'd be a synth handler who feeds and maintains dropships and gunships etc.
>>749016676I'd rather either scavenger in the quantine zone or be a wagecuck stocking the breen machines.
>>749014874I feel like the games don't provide enough detailed information to say for sure though to be fair I haven't played Alyx. Like what kind of work does the average person do? I assume they work in a factory or something so I guess I would just do that and eat my rations.
>>749017135distinctly non-zero chance of becoming a headcrab host there.
>>749017149Idk much but I guess use your imagination.>>749017195Better than beat by a CP.
>>749017149work in a H&K factory making MP7s and other cool firearmson your lunch break you can have a headcrabwurst
>>749014874anon, I was BORN in city 17, I live in a post-commie countryswearing online is a crime here swearing outside is a crime here
>>749014874I'm pretty sure I died in the first month.
>>749015645>>749016435my reaction image for both of these posts: >>749016593
>>749014874picking up cans
>>749014874Have the perfect excuse now for not having sex.
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>>749017149Some of them worked as part of the decontamination unit. You can see a lot of corpses in the Xen-infested level of civvies in hazard suits.
I'd volunteer to be a Suppression Field engineer for the combine just to spite the normalphaget sexhavers hehe
>>749025615Doesn't the suppression field only prevent procreation? You can still have sex. Sex (or simulated sex) is a part of metrocop rewards.
>>749017195just wear a helmet
>>749014874>hoarding canned water>figuring out how to cook headhumpers>snitching on anticitizens>luring people into a barnacle whenever possible>staying off the sand>sweeping the streets of eastern europe(cant let that brown-skinned slave-race take my job)>keeping my eyes closed when the cameras flash me>not struggling with the inability to procreategenerally having a good time waiting for the combine to uplift us into an interstellar/galactic empire imagine sweeping streets on another planet~
