Didn't see a thread about this. Got it on the 90% sale after you fags kept shilling it.Is there anything to do in the castle? The game keeps wanted me to explore outside. Also, is there any house points? Any fun minigames?
>>749387423Theres no quidditch fyi
>>749387423The game is really fun at very exploring the castle but gets very repetitive late game.
>>749387423>Is there anything to do in the castle?There's collectibles>The game keeps wanted me to explore outside. Don't do it, it's boring as sin>Any fun minigames?You've seen them all by now. They frontload them.
>>749388775Thanks. Also didn;t know there was already a thread up oh well lol
>>749388894dont listen to doomer faggots. choosing not to do outside stuff just because one doomer faggot says dont it peak faggot newfag bs on your part. thats where the game actually is. every thing is story so im going to assume that doomer is a sony playstation gamer if you know what i mean because sony makes movie games
>>749387423Is this an ai bot spamming not only the same game but the same complaint?>Game is on sale for 90 percent off>There's nothing to do in the castle>You guys convinced me to buy it.I have seen this exact same thread like 5 times.
Most of the game gets very boring and repetitive after the castle. The open world is a big let down.
>>749389415Its not for talking about the gameIts for talking about Malfoid and Malfoid adjacent conversation
I don't think legacy is complete. They promised DLC but now is making legacy 2>>749388894that thread got deleted now fyi.
>deletedwhy are they like this?
I just want a good Harry Potter game. Hell, they can either copy Persona, Mass Effect 2 or Bully. I don't know. Why haven't they even tried?
>>749390914The jannies kiss
>>749387423>nogwards legacywhy lie? just say malfoid general
Is there a mod to make this game more accurate to 19th century Europe?
>>749391051Come now, the niceties must be observed. Dumbledore would not want you to forget your manners.
genning some malfoid slopsany request?
>>749387423post your common room nigga
>>749387423The griffindor sheboon is even more insufferable than the ravenclaw non-character jeet
>>749391107That same angle but her legs open with emerald green lace panties
>>749391107>genningNope, absolutely none.
>>749391186so is it Slytherin > Hufflepuff > Ravenclaw >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Niggerdor
>>749389871Why not both
>>749391107I don't really like the photorealistic slop. It never looks like how I imagine. If you must I like those anime-like ones with snape.
>>749389871Would she dramatically flip her hair a lot, like Homura?
>>749391276Yes
>>749387423>Is there anything to do in the castle? The game keeps wanted me to explore outside. Also, is there any house points? Any fun minigames?Game is a generic Ubisoft open world with an HP coat of paint. It's a very beautiful coat of paint for HP nerds of course, but still just ubishit underneath. Mods do help but you're just turning a 5/10 game into a 7/10 game with them.>>749390914No fun allowed.
>>749391107>>749391359Could you photorealistically gen Poppy Sweeting for us, slopchad?
Malfoid is false advertising. The actual IP is nowhere near as fun.
>>749391427This. Warner Brothers had the chance to make Bully 2 and they fumbled completely.
>>749391445Nice try lol
>>749391367God I wish.
>Harry, what in the ever-loving fuck did you do to turn the poster-girl of pure blooded wizards in the school to do this on your first quidditch game?
>>749391257i know what you mean but i have weird model right now so this the best i could do>>749391438uhm who
>>749387423hogwarts itself is probably one of the most gorgeous videogame environments i've ever seen. the rest of the game is the most generic open world garbage imaginable
>>749391563>whoThe MC's girl friend in Hog Legacy, anon
>>749391571yeah, shame the game is so boringi love all of the medieval paintings on the walls of the castle and the huge starcaises
>>749391546Isn't Harry pure blood though? Harry impregnating Malfoid isn't miscegenation.
>>749390914Strictly speaking these threads don't discuss video games or any character from an existing video game.
>>749391563Can you increase the level of lighting down there?
>>749391276All hail salazar
>>749391186every character in this game is insufferable, except for sebastian and that blind dude(cause i didnt talk to him much yet)
>>749391674>>749391571literally all they had to do was play bully and they would have had the blueprint for the entire game
Korea time, so broken english
>>749391546slytherin girl in gryffindor colors fuarkkkkkk
>>749391905Or Persona
>>749391482I really do hope they listen to all the complaints about people actually wanting a school simulator. I do have hope they will since apparently the lead developer of all the actual school sim stuff that was supposed to be in the game died in a plane crash halfway through development and they couldn't get anyone to fill the hole he left. (Not really a great reason to cut it completely imo. Even if the game needed to be delayed another year or two. They really should have done so to finish it. You can't just leave out a major part of what people would expect in a Harry Potter game.)But hey if it not being in the first game leads to school sim stuff getting added in the second. Then perhaps the devs will see our current YEARNING and add a not!Malfoid companion/romance in the game as a result.
>>749391546>>749392003"TEN TRILLION POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR" Dumbledore said calmly
The opening is really good, and then as soon as it gets to Hogwarts all the fan wish fulfillment stuff starts up.And like I can't blame the devs, but Hogwarts just isn't interesting in and of itself.That's what a lot of fans don't really get. The interesting stuff is the Chamber of Secrets, Azkaban's time loop, the Tom Riddle stuff. It was all external to the school with the school being more like a hub.That's why with the opening in Gringots is way more engaging.
>>749392017no please not, turn based jarpigs are ass
>>749391987>>749391939>Xibuang>KoreanEh?
>>749392112saying this when ff3 3d exists
>>749391504Not shitposting. Malfoid art is endearing but the actual games are arse.
>>749392060>You can't just leave out a major part of what people would expect in a Harry Potter gameThe game still sold 40 million copies, so that tells the suits that you CAN leave out all the branching relationships and interconnected logic systems and just make a Ubisoft map icon game instead
>>749391939>>749391987This is so neat. Koreanbros are great
>>749392137>final fantaslopthat's not the own you think it is, anon.
>>749392129I thought I saw korean in the account name
Are they actually going to add quidditch?
>>749391186Ew ew ew I picked Ravenclaw. I'm going to have to reset my game and play through the prologue again...
>>749392331It's leviosaaaaaahhhh...
>>749392345anon you're a channie, why didn't you pick slytherin?
>>749392129https://x.com/XI_BUANGSays Korea for his location and he uses Korean on his account.
Is this worth it for Malfoid alone
>>749392345Stick with your choice, anon. You literally never see the ravenclaw jeet. The only mission he's in literally has him second fiddle to a goblin.
>>749391107>any request?yeah hang yourself
>>749392428>why didn't you pick slytherin?Because Slytherin is the reddit house.
>>749392428The Wizarding World quiz gave me Ravenclaw despite me being a brainlet who needs guides for puzzle games.
>>749392285>>749392441Wonder why he uses a Chinese name then.
>>749392464There's no malfoid in the game dude, or hot girls for that matter
>>749392559I lol'd stay loyal to your house at least...
When are the artists gonig to move to another trend goddamn it's been 3 weeks and they are still pumping out great art.
>>749392640>hot girlsProfessor GarlickImelda Reyes
>>749392694I love this artwork. However I submitted it to danbooru 16 hours ago and literally 10 different reviewers looked at it, and they still haven't approved it as high quality. C'mon.
>>749391749Malfoy is a video game character tho.
>>749392748
>>749392732Sirona Ryan
>>749392748Small scar humiliation...
>>749392818He asked for girls, anon.
>>749392846After a few butterbeers
>>749392792It's because danbooru's moderation team doesn't actually know anything about art.
>>749392060Making a Harry Potter game simulator where you can alter variables would be a legitimately cool idea. The story can vary wildly depending on which house you join, or maybe you can chose to make Neville the boy who lived, or change traits of specific character. It would be like an extension of the Nemesis system.
>>749392880Yes I'm sure after enough butterbeers Sirona would have strong enough beer goggles to bend you over the table and assblast you, anon.
>THAT'S MY WIFE'S SON
>>749393023>Nemesis systemThere is no such thing, it doesn't exist. It doesn't matter if Warner Brothers owns the patent.
>>749392995They seem to approve both loli and explicit porn with the shittiest anatomy quickly enough with the crappiest quality. But when it comes to real artsy stuff, no one approves it.I'm still waiting on this one to be approved too. Been over 2 days, oh well.
>>749393050
This pic is posted on the booru with a tag "foidslop". The basic definition of foidslop is that foids should have a reaction like "I wish that was me" when looking at said content.Do you think a single foid in this world would look at this image and be like>Zamn, that's so hot, she's so luckyBe honest
>>749391704Halfblood. His mom's a muggle.
>>749393030>>749392818Make a man. Call it a girl, but name is "SIR-ryan"What did rowling mean by this?
>>749392395aaaaaahhhh
>>749393121Iirc it's because accounts that have been uploading for years basically get auto-approved on anything they post.
>>749393156>foidslopI just searched and can't find the tag foidslop anon. which booru you referring to
Comic of assorted events.That middle panel is an easy exploitable.
>>749393216Shartybooru
>>749393216It's "Female Gaze Hetero", which translates to "Foidslop" in human language
>>749393162Lily Potter is not a muggle, anon.
>>749393094I am really thinking more like Mount & Blade and Kenshi, but those are weirder games. The point is that you make your own story.
>>749393209yeah I noticed most of the uploads are from pre-approved accounts. I'm just uploading and tagging stuff out of the goodness of my heart and spread good art. Don't know why they have to make so many hoops to jump through.
>>749393245Nothing in the bio stated AI but you never know.
So where are the porn doujins?
>>749393235She would be a Weasley though
>>749393298
>>749393258I have never fucking once heard of that booru? How do you know of it, and why the fuck are you browsing a troll booru
>>749392640Then what's the point?Malfoid is made for blond boys exclusively (me) btw
>>749393319>red hair, childhood trauma, hand-me-down Gundam>you must be a Weasley
>>749393358
>>749393370lol I just posted that to the booru did you take it from there
>https://x.com/CheshOwOBizarre account
>>749393385lol
>>749392732>Professor GarlickEhhhhhh
>>749393235>>749393319Better than Ginny
>>749393469that's not a high bar to pass anon...
>>749393404Nah I just saved it from twitter to my phone.
>Voldemort never knew the concept of love>Was conceived by his mother love potion raping a muggle man>Creates an army through sheer intimidation and force>Lost to harry as a baby due to Lily's love>Gets defeated by combined power of gryffindor and slytherin enemies to loversWhy didn't this happen, Rowling?
>>749393437>He doesn't know that her wire mesh is fully modeled underneath that green dress
>>749393469Nah that shit next levelSecret genre, "Hidden Childhood Friend"
>>749393547 Well, let's see
>>749393469Fucking a toilet paper cardboard tube is better than ginny
Female Dudley
>>749393557>Hidden Childhood Friendwut? Harry wasn't allowed to have child hood friends because of the Dursleys, anon.
>>749393023I think a game of "what ifs" would be better than sandbox. Not a free form scenario, but alternate paths that are fun.>what if Neville was targeted by Voldemort instead?>what if Malfoy joined with Potter earlier on?>what if Cedric survived and people were aware of Voldemort's return openly?
>>749387423The sad part about Hogwarts Legacy is that it is just one but 3D hub of Harry Potter the immersion of actually going to Hogwarts school is barely there
>>749393610Concord already went bankrupt, anon.
>>749392748What is the name of that type of haircut?
>>749393540>a symbolic end to the 1000 year feud between the two foundersIt works on many levels.
ok now do ron.
>>749393023>>749393674You can do that in an AI zork campaign, anons.
>>749390914Link it, I wanna check what I missed on archive
>>749393807https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=w2eW6jezNfU
Reposting this very cute comic. Artist is korean and posted this very Engrish translations, so please forgive him.1/4
2/4
>>749393778>muh AII do not give a shit, anon. AI is fine as a tool for improving development or processes, but I have no interest in a randomly generated story without any substance or meaning. You know what else I could do? Picture these scenarios inside my head and imagine them playing out because I'm not a retard who can't rotate an apple.
>>749393889But, uh, Hermione mogs Malfoid here though...
3/4
Temporary height solution
4/4
>>749393925>Picture these scenarios inside my head and imagine them playing outThen do so?
>>749392907Its not the same, Ill never unhear the movie. Cedric's dad acted the hell out 9f that scene.
>>749393837https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/749383504https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/749386602
>>749394041There's a difference between a story that you control and a story written by someone else, anon.
>>749393270I think he meant to say muggleborn.
>>749393837We also had two prior active threads today>>749356840>>749355106
>>749393121Well, this one just has an artsy vibe to it, but the execution isn't amazing.However, like you mentioned, Danbooru has about the pits when it comes to standards for things that you get your rocks off to, and this beats those by spades.
>>749394196>>749394439Not that anon but thank you. I saved up a lot of art from this thread thanks to anons and I hate going on twitter. Saving art from here and discussing wIt with anons is much more comfy.
>>749390914Malfoid threads keep getting 1000 posts on futaba and yet it's de facto banned on this website. Curious.
>>749394476Yeah I get it, that art piece is a little simple / sketchy so I'm fine if it doesn't get accepted. But still better than most of the malfoid art that is complete off model coomslop garbage but it's explicit porn so it stays up on the booru
>>749394619fuck, can I have a link to the threads/board please? I want to lurk and see what japs are saying lmao
>>749392995Danbooru moderation is a clique of retards. Tons of garbage like beastiality and cuckshit aprobbed, but anything remotely vanilla or artistic never gets approved. Genuine subhumans
>>749393889Machine translation aside,I do like the idea that Malfoid tries to avoid openly insulting Harry's friends but still slips up a lot.
>>749394671Whatever faggot that runs the Gelbooru Xitter account seems to like it at least
>>749394662You can look over the archives here.https://tsumanne.net/my/マルフォイ
>>749392837>THAT'S your scar? But it's so small!
>>749394629>>749394671Sexual arousal short-circuits people's ability to reason, too, which is a big reason why trash ends up there if it's just "hot" enough.Some of these seem like they'd clear easy on Safebooru too.
>>749394857They seem a lot less opposed to the flagrantly horny AI images.
>>749394935Give me a Malfoid with a bunch of Sectumsempra scars. does it even leave scars?
>>749395045Snape says it will if not treated immediately and he can only heal so much of it.
>>749393964cute
>>749394829Gelbooru is slightly better just because their moderation is less cliquey. But danbooru are retards that pretend to have standards while stealing shit from artists and jacking off to dogs fucking humans.
>>749394965japan is fine with ai
>>749393540Harry has a personal reason to defeat Voldemort. This 2v1 ending doesn't really work for me because Malfoid doesn't have the same motivation. You can sayVoldemort also ruined her family but the problem is Lucius has done his fair share if evil so he's not really a victim the same way Harry's parents are.A better ending is to somehow tie Malfoid's love being the reason he survives the killing curse a second time, similar as his mother's love did before. Then Harry can 1v1 Voldy same as the canon.
>>749395107>>749394965Not entirely. Machine-generated art has been a contested topic there for a while now and not everyone's on board with people using it as a replacement of real artists. They're just a little bit more tolerant to people who do use it over the anti-AI fervor going on right now everywhere else. Futaba's also relatively dead since japs are bunkering more and more on d*scord or twatter groups now, which is unfortunate.
>>749393807i kneel
I love Tom Felton meme pics
>>749387423I like how the hat matches the scarf. Golden stars and golden dragon. Really nice. Shame about the hat being a limited time offer (its gone now - ended on 1st of October).
>>749395284Rather than the 2v1 I'd like Lucius to cheap shot Voldemort during the final 1v1 after Malfoid does the wand toss like in the deleted scene. Parental love overshadowed allegiance in Narcissa's case already, let Lucius finally get out from under his pathetic rock for his daughter even if it's doing something cowardly for the right reasons
>>749395313>hermione blushingpropoganda
>>749395317Imagine how weird it must feel to have thousands of people getting attracted to a female version of the character who is basically synonymous with you.
>>749395302What are discord servers populated by Japan like anyway?
>>749395549Just as gay as the ones populated by Westerners, but you would worship them for their moonrunes.
>>749394857holy crap thanks anon. There is a fucking gold mine of memes and funny posts there. There's a lot of fuel that can help the malfoid trend last a lot longer too.
>>749395549You have to be acquainted by one irl to get an invitation.
we need more depictions of full scenes like this
>>749395539As opposed to being depicted tens of thousands of times fucking or being fucked by the other members of the HP cast?
>>749394857I wonder if there is a Korean equivalent to futaba / 2chan
>>749395674arca and dcinside
>>749395648Fair point. Child actors really have it rough, huh?
>>749395284The 2v1 comes about because Malfoid rejects Voldemort out of her love of Harry. She sees him struggling and losing, and chooses to risk everything to help him. The whole point is that its not about her.When Draco helps in canon, its basically raw cowardice and the bare minimum at that. The reframing places the decision as one where she actively chooses to reject wizard hitler, even at the risk to her own life, her family and everything ELSE she loves, all because she loves a boy she shouldn't love.Magic technicalities have little to do with it imo. Its all about a girl choosing love over everything else. JK making capital L Love a real, tangible magical force is just the icing on the cake. You can then throw away any wand ownership legalese and wrap the "Love protects" of Harry's origins back on itself at the end, where Malfoid's love protects him once again. Them working together is just a really nice visual that ties that all together.
>>749395648forty thousand self inserters
>>749395674dcinside
>>749395647is there a reason the artist chose a peacock, or just because it looks cool?
>>749395716https://youtu.be/kS5cguOaWPQ?t=68
>>749393395Because I WANTED TO PROTECT THAT SMILE
>>749395785"Peacocking" is a term used for people who try to be the top of the social ladder. People who flaunt themselves conspicuously and act prideful.Its fitting for her character.
>>749395785Symbolism lines up pretty well, pride, power, vanity, and in this case protection.
>>749395785Malfoys own a bunch of actual peacocks on their property
>>749395284the fanfic I read did it like this>snape and dumbledore help harry kill voldemort>snape dies and they succeed with their plan of using the identical wands repeal each other or whatever is called>they're all celebrating >harry, being a horcrux, gets his body taken by voldemort and kills dumbledore>dumbledore using his hack magic does a last effort and "seals" voldemort inside harry and tells him that he needs to kill himself before his next birthday or voldemort will take his body completely>harry and malfoy spend all the time trying to find another solution>malfoy even goes to ask ginderwald if he knows a way>he tells malfoy that they need to create another horcrux and move voldemort's soul to it>that means they need to kill someone to create it, so malfoy captured a death eater>she tries to make harry kill the death eater (even though she stopped harry from killing barty crouch jr previously)>harry decides to not kill the death eater and malfoy realizes what was she was asking harry to do>she shut herself in her room for the rest of the time until harry's next bday>on the fateful day, all the ministry of magic were around harry and waiting for him to die>malfoy enters the room and ask for a moment alone with him since it could be their last>they go into moody's weird box>inside, malfoy asks harry to kill her and make the horcrux>of course harry wasn't gonna do that but somehow that gave him the answer to the problem>he finally realized what dumbledore meant by asking him to kill himself >so he tells malfoy to wait for him and does the avada kedavra on himself>they have their 1v1 inside harry's body>harry wins, dumbledore has a last talk with harry and then he revives>harry and malfoy leave moody's box and not knowing how to explain what happened, they just run away together to the muggles' world
>Tsunfoi>Gyarufoi>Derefoi>Zakofoi>Dekofoi>DojifoiJP having fun with their own little fandubshttps://x.com/Rock_maruuuuu/status/2107765377631506660
>>749395751I understand what you're saying and yes the visual is cool, but I still think the final blow needs to be 1v1 considering everything else leads to that moment. The prophecy, the Hallows, the Horcruxes etc etc
>>749395785>Bold and ostentatious, yet fragile and frequently aggressive to its own deteriment>Family pet, represents her nobility, also eats snakesit's very fitting imo
Hermione punching Malfoy in the Prisoner of Azkaban becomes Hermione having a catfight with Malfoid...
>>749395045only a few pieces early on had the scars and it didn't seem to get enough traction to propagate to other artists, very sad because its perfect
>>749395975Naw manToo much of a rewrite. Too complicated.The 2v1 is just a good visual and an elegant ending relatively close to canon.
>>749396050A cat fight would suggest Malfoid was able to effectively fight back.It was a sucker punch sort of deal too.
2v1 but they both sacrifice themselves is the best ending
>>749396081The few who did draw the scars weren't consistent on where the scars landed and how big the scars are.
>>749396180Love is supposed to triumph over hate, not just cancel it out.
>>749396180But their love for each other saves them bothI normally like sad or bittersweet endings. This is not one of those times.
>>749396081Scorpina is a fucking terrible name
>>749395284The original way it plays out is fine, but Malfoid works as a good reimagining where redemption and uniting the houses ties into the payoff more. Plus I can't help but like the full circle idea that love is more important than some technicality over the elder wand.
Having a bunch of kids means they can avoid having those terrible names like Albus-Severus and distribute all those first names fucking properly.
>>749396081>>749396261I don't know what is the obsession with giving female malfoy weird names or their future kidsit's not like lucius is a name related to dragons so I don't why their names have to be related to dragons or serpents or even scorpions just because the canon name was draco
>>749396348albus and severus are just terrible first names
>>749396348Meant for >>749396261
>>749396348SlanderLucius loves him daughter more than anything in the universe.
>>749394671>>749394940I've started to upload malfoids to danbooru, but only choose that booru over gelbooru and the others cause it seems like the most popular / most users???. also seems strict against AI slop. Gelbooru also has annoying pop-up porn ads, and my understanding is they basically take all images from danbooru anyways.
Kino storytelling
You now remember this scene https://youtube.com/watch?v=twHLFlqZ8T8
>>749396608deahtly hallows was the movie I thought hermione was hot. especially after they fell in that lake after escaping gringots and their clothes were all wet and clingy
>>749396608It was worse in the book where the screams were so loud that everyone downstairs couldn't think to plan properly.
>>749396608>BellatrixWTF was her problem
>>749396638I see I wasn't the only oneI don't know why that movie made hermione so hot
>>749396081Scar fetishism is not in vogue.
>>749396638can't relate I always found her hot
Japs with their AI anime>https://x.com/yaya90n5/status/2107393143410975108>https://x.com/yaya90n5/status/2107755426293166212The asians seem firmly entrenched to books 1-4. I wonder when it will be their turn to get into all the angst.
Kek those gooks
>>749387423>house pointsYou know that shit never matters.
>>749396751Gen more Malfoid wearing office clothes
>>749396856>"Gryffindor billion Add a point!!!">Dumbledore said calmly.I cracked up.
It's okay, Harry.I'll use contraception magic later so it's fine if you come inside me.
>>749396413I demand more fanfics!I'll post the few I have
>>749397038>doesn't
>>749396856another /tv/ meme leaked to the east.
>>749392687I hope you guys keep posting the good stuff because I don't want to dig through twitter
>>749397057
People think this is a psyop to advertise the new show, but it's actually a psyop to get boys to read and write Harry Potter fanfiction.
>>749397038>wand is still broken so it boosts fertility instead
I want Malfoid to secretly have vulgar nipples, so when we finally have sex, I can scold him for claiming to be pureblood with nipples like those.
>>749397168>>749397170I like cute wish fulfillment fanfics, but I hate wading through the oceans of piss on Ao3 to find the good stuff.
>>749389871I can't tell if the obsession with this bitch is one autist or bot or just gatchafags trying to latch onto something new to get around board rulesshe's getting spammed on /tv/ and /aco/ too completely out of nowhere this last week
>>749396856Link?
>>749396810>https://x.com/KeyGoas79093/status/2108590525754536139>27k likes slop video Huh
Eye color
>>749397278Its cute, anon.There's nothing particularly surprising about a lot of people being interested in posting cute pics of a hot girl. Its even less surprising when the character has enough cultural osmosis that the cute pics come with a bunch of preloaded context that everyone knows.Just because you're bitter and angry doesn't mean the rest of us are too.
>>749387701It needed a higher difficulty setting for both combat and puzzles. Like an actual adult setting. There should be a kid setting and an adult setting. And the combat and puzzles if you pick adult should be way harder. It also needed broom combat and Quidditch and some either open world activities.The bones are there for a truly great open world game but everything needs to be taken a step farther to make it good. For example the dodge just needs to be replaced with short range apparating animation of some kind, it would be a lot more entertaining. Rolling looks and feels stupid, you are playing a fucking wizard. Its all there, they just need to push it a bit. Doubly so with the writing. Everyone points out social links and I agree but the actual plot needs to be a lot more exciting.
examples of other games suddenly receiving a mass influx of players because of a fad?
>>749397442Cyberpunk and the shitty anime
>>749397278You are just stupid or a zoomer. People have been longing for harry potter worldwide forever and this trend gave an excuse for headcanon and stories
>>749397270
>>749396810Good fucking god that slop video is bad. How the fuck is it gathering so many likes?
>>749397498Gooks and jeets outnumber you 10 to 1, anon.
>>749397479>or a zoomer.You know zoomers are pushing 30 now right? They were around for the original books and movies.
>annoying little brat>suddenly become a disposable pawn of the resurrected Dark Lord> only realizes after losing her memories with Harry how irreplaceable they were.
>>749397550>why is everything so clear That's not how glasses work, you worthless korean slope
>>749397550I don't keep track of the semantics there. Okay then gen alpha
Posting comic 1/6
Post 5heads
>>749397550Zoomers are all ipad kids. I dont think they can even read a book
>>749391107malfoid riding hagrid's cock
>>7493976462/6
>>749397646>12yo girl looks like an adultI'm tired of this shit
>>7493976733/6
>>7493976984/6
>>749397485>Not including the final post in the screencap
>>7493977205/6
>>749397697yeah what the fuck is that shit also hair way too long for year 1
>>7493977706/6 end
>>749397646Aged too fast.
The scene revealing the death eater mark is strangely arousing as a woman.
>>749397952
>>749397656
>>749397285It's from the korean otaku wiki. Search up namu and TS malfoy.
I would like to see art of Harry's sectumsempra leaving lasting scars all around Malfoid's body. This is kino in the sense that she would always call Harry scarhead to mock him, then becoming covered in scars herself.
>>749397902Dobby and Kreacher argue about whether to get the Death Eater mark tattooed on the inner thigh or lower abdomen.
kek
>>749398138>It becomes a weird point of pride for her after the war is over>She dresses so they're slightly visible whenever dealing with other old houses, especially ones with former death eaters>Harry dislikes this, it reminds him of what he did to her and he deeply regrets it>While she doesn't use them to guilt him, she does like the extra attention he pays to her if she happens to draw attention to themAnd to paraphrase a post I saw a week ago>Mommy, how did you get those scars>Well honey... your father...>YOU DID THIS TO MOM?>Child attack
>>749398385
>>749398424how does a kiss feel like?do girls have perfect mint breath or you can smell something weird when kissing them?
>>749398138>>749396081>>749396751I wish I had more to show you but I think thats it
>>749398529Hey buddy,I think you're asking in the wrong place.
>>749391546>>749397479I know I'm probably one of the only ones here who actually likes country music, but I really want a Tennesse Orange cover about Malfoid wearing Gryffindor colors now. Too bad I'm not clever enough to pull something like that off
>>749398597I just wanna know before I die...
>>749398138not physical scars here, but mental
>>749398646Save up and hire someone.Lets face it, anyone here asking anon what kissing feels like isn't going to make it.The alternative is to go numb until something stirs you to YEARN again like this trend.
why do they love Tom Felton so much?
>>749398713>Save up and hire someone.nono matter how deep in the abyss I find myself, I will never pay a whore
>>749398751Harry Potter has worldwide appeal for whatever reason
>>749398713I thought prostitutes didn't like kissing since you can't use protection.
Years 1-2 are flat and 5headed
There's been debate about big or small breasts.but what about long or short hair?
>>749398385>kissingNow someone post that gif with the spit trail. Shit made me YEARN.
>>749398707This is great.I'd like to see the other way around tooHarry did go through a lot, including seeing a number of people important to him actually die.A nice>Shhhh Shhhh I'm right here. He's gone. He can't hurt us anymorescene would be brilliant.
>>749393729
>>749398832long hair all the way
>>749398832shorter hair in year 1 is a MUST
>>749398832Short, but still long enough to be instantly denote she's a girl.Then gets longer as the series goes on.
>>749398707I don't like the mrs potter thingjust call her by her name for fucks sake
>>749398832Long hair small breasts, ain't no pure blood rich bitch daughter walking around with a dyke cut when their dad is Lucius.
>>749387423no. youre supposed to explore the generic woodland assets forest and think about why youre a racist chud
>>749398892>>749398879Short hair is more mischievious and gives more of a bully vibe, especially during the first years. Long hair is more ojou-sama vibes
>>749398782Then the alternative is convincing a whore to do it for free.
>>749398782>>749398812tbf I've never done it myself for basically the same reason. I'm too deep in the "I want it to mean something" to ever seriously consider it.
>>749398926>by her nameThere hasn't even been a consensus on that either>Dracaena>Dracina>Dracofina>Lyra>Tia
>>749398991tiamat is still the worst name I've heard for her
>>749398991just call her Karina and be done with it
>>749398963As malfoid art trends get gradually closer to the original Malfoy, eventually Tom Felton's face will make me hard.
>>749398138Would it be too cheesy to have the Sectumsempra leave a scar on the opposite arm of the Death Eater's mark in the shape of a lightning bolt, like Harry's?
>>749399019I'm personally not too opposed to it.Certainly better than something like Echidna or something if we're going by feminine forms of serpentine/draconic names>>749399064>spoilerYes
>>749398832This image perfectly matches the ideal Malfoid growth course.
>>749398991anon...the heavens have spoken. it's Cassiopeia, Cass or Cassie for short
>>749399027>As malfoid art trends get gradually closer to the original Malfoy, eventually Tom Felton's face will make me hard.Is there a problem?
>>749398991Cassiopeia might work, it's a constellation next to Draco (also, a heart-shaped nebula from there has been just discovered)
>>749399087Cassia is my vote.
>>749399087people had suggested it before but for me personally I don't like it because it's similar to Cassandra
>>749399072Yeah, fair enough.Someday I should get to work on the Cedrica story I've had percolating in my head for the last week.
>>749399087>>749399107>>749399116Eh, moving too far away from Draco is just going to cause more confusion.I Draceana seems to be the most commonly used in comics and fanfics. I tend to read it more like "Drasinnia" since that "feels" like it fits in universe pretty well when compared to other HP naming conventions.
I'm telling you bros, just call her Karina. It's a nice nameI don't get the obsession of calling something related to dragons or reptiles
Reminder malfoid is a purest who carries a unicorn hair staff, so she has a pure and untouched virgin body
Gemhttps://x.com/harikyon_DZS/status/2108616639994331400
>>749399253I think it's supposed to be more like 'dra-see-na' but everyone's got their own opinion.
>>749399319She looks like a pure maiden but underneath that veil, she has the Death Eater mark and indelible scars on her chest and stomach...
>>749399327And when I was a kid I read Hermione as "Her-Mee-Own" so you can just read words as whatever if its all in your head lol
how do you cure yearning? I'm tired bros
>>749399379you finally kill yourselfthere's no other curelove doesn't exist, anon
None of us seem to have the ability to come up with names quite like Rowling naming the one Chinese girl Cho Chang.
>>749399228Would Cedrica be the type to give Harry a cute nickname.All my favorite onee-san characters share that trait.
>>749398991I'd just keep it Draco. Give her a complex about her dad wanting a son.
>>749399420and we don't have the ability to write a good fanfic either
>>749399087>>749399191There is a Cassiopeia Black in canon. Narcissa Malfoy's Grandfather had a younger sister by that name.
>>749399116Cassia is good
>>749399191Who the hell is Cassandra?
I like how canon it is for FemRon to be goofy and brave at the same time. The type of goofy girl that's like Sasha from Shingeki no Kyojin but as brave enough to deal with all of Harry's journey
>>749399519hahahaha
>>749399519probably anon's mom or the girl who bullied him when he was a kid
>>749399379It is Friday night and all the sadsacks are here instead of doing whatever it is normies do on Fridays. me tooYou just get numb to it eventually. I spent a good chunk of my mid to later twenties losing sleep because I was so lonely.Then it just sort of got less present. I made a sort of conscious decision to "give up" and just stop letting it bother me. Focus on other parts of my life. Made a pledge to help my sibling's and friend's kids out when I could, even if I'd never have any myself. And eventually I stopped thinking about it daily. Then weekly. Then it maybe bothered me every few months.Its only when a trend like this gets its hooks in me that I get lonely anymore. And I know it'll pass again eventually when the trend is over.audio gfe porn also either helps or makes me want to kill myself. YMMV
>>749399420Female BRITISH author, please understand.
>>749399420Rowling really half-asses the lore of her world. Like the other school locations. You're telling me all of Africa goes to one school?
>>749399497then it could work as a sort of family name as well
>>749399430Mm, debatable. I'm not sure how you'd shorten Harry or Potter down to a decent-sounding nickname, though, and giving him a pet name seems somewhat out of character for her, especially when they only really start interacting significantly in year 4, IIRC. Might be cute, though, in the scene in my head.
You are going to find your own Malfoid, aren't you, anon?
>>749399673noshut up
>>749399673no I'm going to find my own hermione
>Harem Potter >Battle Harem >Magic >tsundereits almost too perfect of a recipe. We were limited by the technology of our time in 2001.
>>749399673Iunno.
>>749399327The original latin Dracaena would probably have it closest to Dra-Kay-Na, but that would not be how english speakers read it. In english it is closest to what you wrote.
>>749387423No you got tricked by shills into getting a bad game. Only good thing about it is making trannies seeth.
>>749398879It would be great for her to start as a gremlin and then gradually get gigastacyified with puberty.
>>749399379>yearningIs this just the new meme dogwhistle for incels?
>>749399673yeah in my sweet dreams
>>749399556The type of girl to always have some chicken wings in her pocket.
>>749399758
>>749399769Munch Munch Munch
>>749399673At this point I'm just waiting for VR/AI waifus and then I will just leave the regular world for fantasy forever.
tranny thread
Dreamt about Malfoid sisters...
>>749399758Its actually a pretty solid descriptor for the feeling of a need or desire that can't be fulfilled. Exactly what most are doing when they want a slow burn enemies to lovers school romance.Its also a term the "slaaaaay" girlboss girls use when they want a hot guy to chase them despite being a bitch. They dress it up by saying "Why don't men yearn anymore?" but they just want to be waited on by a hot guy who will do anything for them
>start the game up>9/10 character presets are EthiopiansI thought this game killed trannies and JK was an ultra chudette?
>>749399981There's also a tranny character. Trannies are just retarded in general
>>749398751In China's case it was due to the chinese characters for his name being part of the chinese new year or something.In Japan's case its cause Tom got a lot of hate in America for playing Malfoy, because americans are retarded, but Japan loved the guy.
>>749399981Naw the trannies just deluded themselves into believing that JK runs around gassing them while laughing manically just because she said they can't ever actually be women.In reality she's the definition of a third wave feminist and staunch liberal. She just also understands biology (but not racial IQ)
Hear me out
The mandate of heaven is with us.Malfoid was meant to be.
>>749400085>Dumblewhore the ultimate girlfailure
>>749399835
Wrecked
https://cunnyx.com/JadeA5124/status/2107606391490027802
>>749400254We gotta dial back.Have this
>Harry stuck at Hogwarts over the holidays>Malfoid is being punished by her dad and isn't picked upGood OVA scenario
>>749391286
>>749398682Great quality art though I don't think she should have the hoop earrings that young.
Why not a male hermione?Herman Granger.We still have to ship ron and hermione at the end, and making Herman into a nerdy bookwormish boy that matures and becomes handsome would work.
>>749399430>>749399656I don't know about nicknames, I just see Cedrica going "Oh, Harry" all fond and teasing whenever he spills his spaghetti (which is often)
>>749400412Harry should in fact be the first to notice when Malfoid gets her ears pierced by Year 3-4
>>749400450Nobody likes males nor pooners, feck off.
>>749396369all the Black family is named after constellations/ celestial bodies, Andromeda, Sirus, Draco, ect... its a Black family tradition that Draco's mom continued and so did Draco with Scorpius
>>749396751This is so good. I hate that I can see that it's AI generated.
>>749400473It's definitely easier in the Japanese context when making affectionate nicknames is built into the language.>>749400450We can't have male Hermione cave in Malfoid's face permanently.
GIWTWM
>no one redid Malfoy shruggingShame on you.
>>749387423Front loaded open world. Even the story is bland. Stock standard "you're the special one" and you get all the special things too. There's some mods that add RP elements like earning house points that really the game should have had itself and one that adds an LLM for you to talk to the NPCs but that one would crash my game every time I tried. I might have set it up wrong or it's no longer compatible.I don't think the game ever mentions it but it feels like you're put in those special ed classes as a fifth year will all the kids who are either too stupid to pay attention or have some actual learning disability.
>>749400548Why are mudbloods like this? They always operate in a 'rough and tumble' type of way
>>749400450Someone needs to be there bully Malfoid.
>>749400556I think I saw ONE but I didn't like the artstyle.
>>749400598wasn't there a mod that removed all the diversity in hogwarts legacy too?
>>749398879I like the style of this one a lot. I don't care for the year 7 short hairstyle, but I like the added touch of fatigue visible in her face. >>749398991Draco is an odd enough name that it might as well be unisex
>>749400740I think the short hairstyle could work
>>749400371>Malfoid wearing an ugly muggle sweater because Harry gave it to her>Harry wearing "proper wizard yule robes" which are ridiculously frumpy traditional clothes, basically a bright green santa suit because Malfoid gave it to him>Castle is borderline empty yet they manage to "bump into" each other constantly>decorating one of the trees together because Dumbledore asks them to>watching the falling snow by candlelight>Chinese Gift exchange where they both try and get each other, each justifying it by saying "I'll get them something they'll hate!">They both end up scrambling to get each other something thoughtful because they feel bad at the last minute>Bonding over sharing family drama and why they're here instead of at home>Mistletoe
One of the unfortunate cases where Nisio is right. You cut Malfoid's hair in books 5-7 to demonstrate the severed connection with Harry.Well, depending on how you want to handle book 5.
>>749400548Waiting for the art of Hermione giving cocky bully Malfoid a black eye like in the Azkaban movie
>>749400986The punch was a pretty early scene that got drawn a lot.
The ojou hair flick
This is trans erasure
Yeah yeah >twitter screencap but how the fuck is Daiz still around.
>Malfoid brought a man with cancer back from the deadShe’s just too powerful
>>749401129>D/a/iz countersignaling MalfoidHow the mighty have fallen.
>>749400654Yeah but they all got nuked off Nexus and CurseForge. I'm sure they're still floating around somewhere but mods like that tend to get put up on sus sites that'll include, or entirely be, malware so you gotta be careful.
>Malfoy stumbled down the street and the darkness followed. All he had left was the wand clutched in his cold, sweaty hand. *clack* the street lamp ahead of him was swallowed by the night. The light was captured by a strange apparatus while reflecting against a pair of crescent-shaped spectacles. He was coming. "Draco, Draco, Draco", a calm voice reverberated from the void. "I assure you this is quite futile." *clack* The darkness descended upon Malfoy. "L-lumos.", he stammered. "Expelliarmus.", Dumbledore stated drily as he stepped next to him, his wand pointing in no particular direction. Malfoy's magic wand dropped to the ground impotently. "My father will-" he started, cowering on the cold brick road, but the sound of his own voice startled him to silence. "But my dear Draco, the Aurors are wanderboarding him as we speak. Soon we'll have the location of every Slytherin alumni. Once we do, the Order shall pay them a little visit. Have their spawns try this on for size." Dumbledore pulled a brown piece of leather from his enormous, purple coat. It was the sorting hat. "You see Draco, it took me some years to calibrate this ugly rag, but finally it can sort children of all ages. Infants even." There was a cold expression in the wizard's old, watery eyes. "To get rid of a poisonous tree, it must be plugged out by the roots. You understand, don't you Draco? The Slytherin menace must be eradicated once and for all. It gives me no pleasure." But even as he said it, Dumbledore's other wand stood to attention. "Sir, please..." Tears were obscuring his vision. "Imperius." the Headmaster said and Malfoy diligently executed his order to kneel and bite down on the curb of the sidewalk. "Farewell, Draco. No death curse for you. Disposed of like a Muggle thug... if only Salazar could see you now." There was a pause - then his mind was taken by agony as the Headmaster of Hogwarts calmly stretched his leg against the back of Malfoy's head with tremendous force.
>>749401245it's in the /vg/ rentry, but you'll need to degrade the game version to use it because the update that added the in-game mod browser also broke a ton of mods from what I know
>>749399228write it, I really yearn for hot tragic big sis more than for malfoid
Why did Ron act like the the invisibility cloak received from Death itself is a dime a dozen magical item?
>>749398751>>749400068>malfoid meme takes off>japanese boast about their love for Felton because they can "tell the difference between fiction and reality">days later they start harassing an actor in VIVANT for his villain roleThey are equally retarded.https://x.com/livedoornews/status/2107981800236806340I imagine most of the shit westerners threw at Felton was subconscious hatred for being bullied in the past by a Malfoy-like. He probably got a pass in Japan because he's white and the chances of getting bullied by a white kid in a Japanese school at the time is going to be astronomically low, whereas the vast majority of Japanese who experienced bullying were picked on by their fellow ethnic group.
>>749401378I was randomly thinking about this last night actually, he acts like it's something rare rather than a literal one of a kind
>>749401301Thanks Anon. I'll have a look at that one.
>>749401378Rowling absolutely didn't think that far ahead.
Will this help or tank the career of the kid playing malfoy in the upcoming show
>>749401418Until the 7th book I never had the impression that the cloak was one of a kind either. Even a fucking time machine could be mass produced in the HP world
>>749401378IIRC “normal” can be made with magic monke hair, but eventually lose their power.It’s pretty understandable Ron assumed it was one of them.
>>749401129I forgot about his existence until just now.
>>749401378There are other invisibility cloaks. Barty Jr uses one. Harry's is special since the enhancement doesn't wear off over time.
>>749401378maybe there are shittier manmade invisibility cloaks (stops working, shows outlines) and he didn't know the difference
>>749401163whomst've?
>>749400937
>>749401129He still posts on /g/ and spergs about JPEG XL. I bet that I can summon him just by saying the magic word jxl.
>>749401415I remember when Darling in the Franxx was airing and people sent death threats to the blue haired girls' VA for being an anime homewrecker.Wouldn't be the first time Japan has done this type of thing either.At least back in the day they broke CDs or burned light novels when they hated something kek
>>749401462Did they even show off the new Malfoy?
>>749392060The devs already blew their entire load by having the player character fight and defeat Death, itself, aka the Grim Reaper. You can't really top the Grim Reaper unless you want to introduce cosmic scale enemies. Meanwhile, JK Rowing avoided making the same mistake as the devs by making sure the enemies remained mortal wizards instead of mythological enemies.
>>749394857The japs really like femron, based
>>749401538Thanks. That explains it.
>>749398832It can start out short but I'm a big longhair enjoyer
>>749401717Can't blame them.
Play original Harry Potter games, you hype seeking faggots,
>>749401657Does it matter?Its still going to be a bratty boy instead of a tsundere girl.I had no interest in the new show before Malfoid and I think I somehow have even less now because I know it'll be even worse than everything I've built up in my head from these threads
>>749401629I enjoy the Malfoid art wherever it comes from, but I can't help but eyeroll whenever I come across a Japanese guy either fellating themselves, dooming, or outright lying over the meme origin.https://x.com/steel6636/status/2106637676401299533
>>749401761The ojousama hair flip + hmph combo is ICONIC and should be a staple in Malfoids repetoire.
>>749401462Yes
>>749398851this one?
>>749392640According to the books, all the hot boys and hot girls attend Beauxbatons Academy of Magic. Hogwarts looks like a ghetto in comparison if you consider how many complaints Fleur Delacour had about Hogwarts, like the cafeteria food.
>>749401768Ron should be taller than them. The twins should be shortstacks
>>749401059kek nice
>>749401827That fucking hair just isn't it, man
>>749401827>Noodle hairFr fr
>>749401831it's just the french acting like pretentious faggots, not reliable
>>749401829That's the spice
>>749401787Japan>It's terrible to make a boy a girl.America>BOYS ARE PROPBLEMATIC YOU'RE GIRLR NOWWWW!
>>749401831>Trusting a half-siren on anything she says
>>749401129Who the hell is Diaz and why should I care
>>749401918Thanks for that image. I have saved it :)
>>749401702That is why the second game should just be focused around being a student. They already did what they could do with a open world and scaling.
>>749401768Me neither
>>749387423So what IS the legacy of Hogwarts
>>749402027being worse than the african school where EVERYBODY cast spells without wands
>>749401831>Hogwarts looks like a ghetto in comparison if you consider how many complaints Fleur Delacour hadShe's French. She's being French.Look at the French translator's comments about translating the book into French. She had to give all the people from Beauxbatons to speak in an aristocratic way because their arrogance didn't translate to French in a way that didn't sound all that different to most French speakers.
>>749401829oh fuggThat is the shitWhoever made this understands the tsundere appeal
>>749402027Gay socks and troll milk.
>>749391107sexy slytherin common area pillow fights
>>749393540Voldemort never knew love but he decided to murder his biological father after hearing the entire story of his mother's past from his uncle Morfin Gaunt. This is what confuses me about Voldemort's motivation. Was he pissed that his biological father abandoned his mother or was he embarrassed about being forced to grow up in an orphanage instead of a wealthy household?
>>749402061Despite making up 13% of students enrolled at Hogwarts, those majoring in Dark Arts accounts for over 50% of unforgivable spells cast on campus.
>>749391939>>749391987>they didn't get together after the endingstop
>>749402061I rationalise that as wandless magic being far more limited, but her being too proud to admit it.If it was objectively better, nobody would ever bother using a wand once they found out they didn’t need to.
>>749392331Do wizards take showers? or just wand away dirt?How to have Malfoid in a rose petal bath then
>>749399379
>>749395284Isn't it because Harry uses Malfoy's wand in the final battle between him and Voldemort?
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>>749401827Groose energy
Ass
>>749402090He was pissed that his father was a muggle.
>>749402174Wizards used to cast the vanish spell on outdoor piles of shit, anon. Not livestock manure, mind you. Jeet style outdoor human shit.
>>749395284A better ending is after falling iut of favor with voldemort at the end of book 5 malfoy slowly drifted to harry's camp, first for survival then for genuinely viewing harry as his friend which cumulatived un him standing up to voldemort in the final battle before having his ass saved by harry
>>749402090He also murdered his mother's family and stole their ring
>>749402174Wasn't one of the advantages to being a prefect was gaining access to the prefect exclusive bathroom which had a very nice bath. Pretty sure they all bathe.
>>749402174There is a very large plot point where Harry has to take a bath in the prefect bathroom to listen to instructions from a maguffin underwater.They do take baths. They just don't have to
>>749401554Need a full anime scene of the year 6 bathroom battle. Malfoid is utterly exhausted of being used, and also having to ward off Harry. Harry still resents Malfoid for her betrayals that led to the death of Sirius, but he's trying to get through to her. However Malfoid's exhaustion has hit its limit, she needs to release. She begins launching an awesome assault at Harry, demolishing the whole bathroom while he just dodges. He doesn't want to hurt her, he just wants to get through to her and talk.. and then she nails him directly. This shatters Harry's patience. It's not games anymore. Now he is mad. Harry starts seriously dueling her, deflecting everything, quickly catching on to her patterns and starts countering her. She had no idea he was this good.. She's backed into a corner. She drops her wand. It's clear she's powerless, but it's not enough for Harry. He wants blood. He opens his heart to the darkness that has been eating away at him, casting the sectumsempra at defenseless Malfoid and watching as her blood covers the entire bathroom floor.
>>749402410problem is there is no "slowly" at the end of book 5, either Harry gets her to flip right there or the ryona arc starts with no way out
>>749402495was that bath huge as shit or am I misremembering
>>749402528From my memory of the books its basically a huge jacuzzi tub, big enough to fully submerge yourself inBut it has been over a decade since I read it and I don't think I actually watched that movie.
>>749399673y-yeah... (no)
>>749401059>The average wizard can just be btfo with a punch in the faceLet's be real.....they would all die to the average Muggle gun
>>749402564looked it up, I'd say it's more of a small pool than large jacuzzi in the movie, because it's too big to still be a jacuzzi
>>749399673surely..
>>749402620Accio 9 mil.
>>749402620Why can't Arthur Weasely field strip the FN FAL and AK47 and why doesn't he own reloading presses for 308 and 762x39?
>>749399673Yeah.
>>749402620Gun Wizard is simply something that should not exist.
>>749398991Malfoy's mother was a member of the House of Black, who strongly insist all their members be named after celestial bodies, constellations, stars, etc. Draco was named after a constellation so had Malfoy been born a girl, she would likely have been named Cassiopeia
>>749402716"What are you gonna do, shoot me?" -Quote from wizard shot.
>>749402508The fanfics that deal with this scene have her getting desperate and trying to cast Crucio, but she doesn't have the kind of hate it requires, or she hesitates at the last minute, but it triggers Harry to cast Sectumsempera. I don't think Harry being really out for blood in that scene is really in characterHere's the one I had saved>>749397270
>>749399264People keep forgetting Sirius Black is Malfoy's uncle and Malfoy's mother is also a Black, so female Malfoy would need to be named after a constellation or star.
>>749402765Ah, sorry, in my canon Malfoid was a member of Dumbledore's Army and was secretly giving information to the death eaters the whole time to assist her parents, and by association played a role in setting the circumstances that would lead to Sirius being killed. So there would be an established resentment that slowly turns to hatred after he sees that she has the dark mark (implying she was all for it).
>>749402620Some things cant be solved with magic
>>749402620>Let's be real.....they would all die to the average Muggle gunTrue enough at first but then they'd just make a charm that makes bullets useless like they did with witch burnings. Besides, I'd imagine Muggles would never meet wizards on a battlefield since Wizards live in basically altered space that Muggles can't perceive. Wizards "waging war" would probably in involve teleporting to and then mind controlling politicians or maybe some wide scale mental manipulation spells cast over media. With the spells they have now(instant travel, spatial warping, mental manipulation, chrono manipulation) they could subvert any government, it would be terrifying to see them put their minds to wide scale anti-muggle spells considering we don't have the fifty bajillion wards they use to protect their own spaces, we'd be defenseless.
>>749402508>>749402765>>749402943But Harry doesn't know what that particular spell does until he uses it.
>>749402575Angst art is kino
why the fuck are all the families connected through the black family
>>749403000>they'd just make a charm that makes bullets useless like they did with witch burningsThey have to cast it, and there's ten billion bullets on earth to a few million wizards>government subversionIt still comes down to attrition between several billion muggles and a few million wizards
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>>749403060>he doesnt know
>>749403012Yup, the spell was labeled "for enemies" and he thought it was just a school yard tier spell. He considered using it on a guy in his own house for being a git before he ended up casting it on Malfoy in their fight.
>>749403000I personally believe that with the right kinds of bribes muggles could turn enough competent wizards to their side that you could insulate the important things.Remember, most wizards are basically naive to anything more modern than a television and constantly underestimate muggle technology. The opening salvo of the war would be devestating, but ultimately turn into a stalemate, and then it would slowly not be a wizards vs muggles war but a anti-muggles vs pro-muggles war.My personal headcanon thoughbeit
Where did the choker come from?
>>749403189Depths of my horny imagination
>>749403083>They have to cast it, and there's ten billion bullets on earth to a few million wizardsCloak of bullet stopping, not that it would matter, not like Muggles could find Wizards even if they were standing right next to them.>It still comes down to attrition between several billion muggles and a few million wizardsBuddy boy, a Wizard War doesn't start with Trump declaring war on Wizards, it starts with him declaring war on China. You the sheep will never get to see or hear about a Wizard, you just die fighting other Muggles.
>>749403189It's a gift from Harry.
Alright folks, as usual it was fun.But its time for sleep.Yet another day in a row I did nothing but talk about HP and Malfoid, and save and share cute Malfoid pics after work. I didn't even play any video games.
>>749398832Floor length. No debate.
>>749403060'purebloods' are inbred, anon.
>>749403060There are like two dozen pureblood families, they don't have a lot of options.
https://x.com/miyabikawa/status/2108535102976483499
>MalfoidWhy not Girlfoy?Wait is this a chud trend?I just wanted to jerk off to big-tittied blondes
>>749398832Grows in length over time is the only answer.
>>749403139>I personally believe that with the right kinds of bribes muggles could turn enough competent wizards to their side that you could insulate the important things.The problem with that is that Muggles are putty minded. They can offer you a bribe sure but whatever they own is yours for the taking with just a few words.>wizards vs muggles war but a anti-muggles vs pro-muggles war.This might be true but even pro-Muggles don't want the masses to know so it would mostly be a shadow war between Wizards. There could be a whole army of 10,000's of Muggles with the latest weapons standing around unable to perceive the dozen Wizards fighting for the fate of the world 10 feet away.
>>749403221>fighting other MugglesYou mean wizards go back to hiding behind the statute of secrecy. What you said isn't the gotcha comment you think it is.
>>749403356Go commit not alive
>>749403376>You mean wizards go back to hiding behind the statute of secrecy.That is how Wizards have chosen to do things instead of controlling every politician like puppets or stealing a nuke, using the doubling charm and teleporting it to every Muggle city after giving every Wizard a 15 minute warning. I am sorry dude, Muggles don't have shit on Wizards, they can not even perceive the spaces they live in.
>>749403304As expected of a witch.
>>749403304>>749403315I was just bored and looking at Bill Weasley's wiki page to see Arthur's mother was a Black, and her sister became a Longbottom AND THEN DOREA BLACK WHO BECOMES DOREA POTTER also I totally forgot bill marries fleur
Thank you Ginny for being such an awful love interest to get Malfoid.
>>749403537kek
>>749403458>controlling every politician like puppetsThey're already cocking things right up without puppetry>steal a nukeEven casting fiendfyre around a warhead wouldn't make it go critical, anon. You, and wizards who do not understand electrical outlets by the way, have a very sorry grasp of nuclear physics.
>>749391107Hog of Warts: Maufey
Distain for Potter
>>749403629>They're already cocking things right up without puppetryIt can get so much worse.>Even casting fiendfyre around a warhead wouldn't make it go critical, anon.Codius Crackius or whatever>Nuke ArmedYou really don't get how broken magic is which is why you try and throw up roadblocks without really thinking 3 seconds about a solution. Why would you think Fiendfyre is the go too for a reality warper and not a custom spell...>and wizards who do not understand electrical outletsThey have Wizard Radio and they had Television for a while, they can just make things work like Weasly's car, which can also fly and is invisible to Muggles. You really aren't getting how one sided this "fight" is.
>>749403892>Codius Crackiuswhich is you throwing up roadblocks without thinking of a solution, anon.Now then, ahem: Killius yourselfius, swishing and flicking the shit out of my wand.
>>749401827>zoomer malfoid
>>749403083>a few million wizardsBased on the count of wizards in Britain(about 3000), there's less than a million wizards globally.
>>749404008>which is you throwing up roadblocks without thinking of a solution, anon.Okay, ignoring how easy it is for Wizards to subvert technology with magic, Imperious the people with the codes and knowhow to detonate the nuke. Anon, are you not tired of being made a fool of. Yes the reality warpers can dog walk humanity and humanity can not respond without getting rival reality warpers to help them... which would just turn into a Wizard proxy war using Muggles.
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>>749404241And killius yourselfius is as valid of an incantation as codius crackius there, sport.
>>749404239>you would destroy the Muggles with only four Wizards?https://www.youtube.com/shorts/woWgt6sDUsY
>>749404351Don't the daleks get defeated by stairs?
>>749404239You'd need 100 wizards to destabilize every country on earth, theres nothing stopping a wizard from preemptively charming themselves with buffs before apparating into every world leader's office and doing whatever they wanted. 100 wizards could polyjuice replace evert important person in America in under an hour and even drain and absorb their memories.Wizards could destroy Earth in like 48 hours and take muggles back to the stone age.
>>749404474Elevate!!
>Sorting criteria are weird conspiracy why>Who made the Sorting Hat>How to destroy the Sorting Hat>Hogwarts house change>How to destroy Gryffindor>How to use blasting spell
>>749404607kek
>>749404556You are seriously overestimating Wizard intellect.They are more liable to blow themselves up than successfully pull this off because they are by and large idiots.
>>749404241>how easy it is for Wizards to subvert technology with magicArthur Weasly is paid to study muggle devices and he breaks every radio and television he touches. Wizards aren't going to be hacking muggle communication or thermals any time soon.
>>749404670If their backs were against the wall and it was total muggle death or their genocide theyd do it. Keep in mind they already have a mean word for them and look down on them and the minister for magic literally does threaten the British PM in one of the books.
>>749404670literally shat themselves and would use magic to vanish it lmao
>>749399802I don't know why people call this guy a "she". Did he mention it somewhere that he's a girl or something?
>>749395284Retarded premise. By the time the battle of Hogwarts rolls around, Malfoid should be in Harry's camp. Hell, let her escape with Harry from Malfoy manor.Malfoid should be the catalyst od gicing Slytherin their agenda back. Voldemort dragged them into two ruinious wars that killed a lot of people for no gain except even more mudbloods and retards like Fudge maintained a stupid status quo. Give Slytherin a very self serving, fuck voldy's retarded ass reasoning redemption. The you can have the Wandehameha with Malfoid+Harry.
>>749404670They've managed to keep Wizardry secret globally in an age of mass media despite tens or hundreds of thousands of wizards existing around the world with all sorts of ideologies and infighting. They do this with a massive network of agents who detect and clean up any breach. Wizards are actually pretty competent when it comes to dealing with the Muggle end of things.
>>749404775>the minister for magicWas outsmarted by Dolores Unbridge, who possessed zero actuall intelligence and only possessed posturing and appearances.
>>749390914The question is actually why do you keep spamming non-vidya Twitter OC memes on the video game board
>>749404849The department of secrecy is a footnote compared to the reality that the statute is primarily upheld by wizards living segregated from muggles and the reason they do so is because they lost the first round of witch burnings.
>>749404849The fact the precedent exists means wizards can and will do bad shit. The prime minister doesnt want anything to do with them when the minister shows up. Its pretty clear he knows to stay out of their business no matter what. The wizards might be retarded but at some point someone preserved in a talking painting or a ghost drew up plans and they've got him in the TMD container just waiting.
>>749404909Janitor acceptance emails will be sent out over the coming weeks. Make sure to check your spam box!
>>749405109You actually believe those happen? I've never noticed a single difference in moderation after a "hiring" in my life.
>>749405145y1 and y2 hermione are the cutest
>>749405109Whats the pay?
>>749403012It's a heat of the moment thing
>>749405180$0.00
>>749404949>and the reason they do so is because they lost the first round of witch burnings.Anon, witch hunts were not a proper threat, you know this. More of an annoyance, a I guess we have to move now thing. It was mostly Muggles burning other Muggles and the occasional Wizard retard or child. Wizards more or less rage quit humanity after trying to get along which is a damn sight politer then what they could have done.
Before the thread dies, just want to say fuck you to the tranny janny who deleted my innocent Meowfoy post at the beginning of this thread and submitted a request to the mods to get me banned for offtopic.
>>749405215You mean...they do it for free?
>>749405249I have a hard time believing the jannies even exist, nevermind that they actually did something.
>>749405221>uwu we coulda totes took over humanity and we totesie wotesie wrote the statute of secrecy out of kindness and not because we were terrified for the last few of our increasingly immolated kind
>>749395284Something I have seen tossed around: Malfoid helps Harry escape from Malfoy Manor, and she gives him her wand since she sees he lost his, in a compassionate "I still love you" gesture. So the elder wand switches allegiance to Harry without either of them knowing.
>>749405145just reminded me of petrified hermione, if I was harry? with the invisibility cloak?
>>749405401That's not how it worked iirc, its a weapon, it respects the stronger person. If you don't beat them, you dont get the invulnerability exploit. He'd have to beat her up.
>>749405435Is she cold as a corpse while she's petrified? Because I want eskimo pussy. It's mighty cold.
>>749405374yeah I couldn't believe THAT was what got them so mad
>>749405509like statues
>>749405514The janny probably meant to delete the thread, fat fingered the wrong post, and then walked away for an 8 hour hot pockets break. They're incompetent in every way possible.
>>749405614Nah it was the same time the janny deleted the other thread >>749386602. He must have been anal about banning anyone posting anything malfoid related.
>>749405396Yes, unironically. The teleporting, mind controlling, memory manipulating, time rewinding, reality warpers that can only be perceived by Muggles when they let choose can fuck humanity over. Them no longer choosing to live in Muggle spaces means we have no access to them with their guard down, or even knowledge of them or any way of actually stopping them.
I'm going to dream of Malfoid and there is no one who can stop me
>>749405215I will bankroll you 1000 times the current salary if you keep these malfoid threads up in the future
>>749391107Malfoid in a third reich uniform with trans flags burning in the background.
>>749405734Then where'd he go?
>>749404740They don't need perfect understanding of technology, they need one muggleborn wizard to understand muggle society and tell them who to imperius. Mind control is fucking overpowered
>>749405792I assume the thread had enough hogwarts discussion at the start that he didn't bother anymore, or went to sleep or killed himself
>>749405249I hope you reported your own post so that they don't miss it
>>749405819That's countered by another muggleborn wizard who has a grudge on pureblooods the same way pureblooods have a grudge on muggleborns. Muggleborns could have pogrommed purebloods after the basilisk was discovered.
>>749405883That would imply they look at reports.
You will never have this. You missed out on teenage love. You missed out on everything. You missed out on life.You will never get those years back, you'll only have nothingness.
>>749405939One pro-muggle wizard can't undo the government and military command structure getting mind-controlled by teleporting niggas. Mind control was a serious problem even in wizard vs. wizard conflicts
how are artists still pumping stuff out
>>749406034I feel blessed to have grown up in the real world instead of horrifying AI slop world. Now anime world, I did miss out on that
>>749406034If you cared you wouldnt be obsessing over tranny fanfic ocs
