FIRST PREVIEWS of Zelda: Ocarina of Time for Switch 2!>Not a 1:1 Remake>Some challenges are redesigned>modernized controls and a spectacular Forest Temple.>huge visual leap and an orchestrated soundtrack.>two hours of gameplay and a very positive conclusion; the classic keeps its great virtues intact.This is gonna be GOATED.
>owning a bitch 2 for a remake
*crickets*
>>749672730>owning a bitchbut enuf about me playing counter strike against ur mom last nite
>paying $1500 for baby games consoleNo thanks SAAR
>>749672730demake*
>>749671830>no light temple>no wind temple>no cut spells>no changes to the combat>no unicorn fountainYeah, it's a 1:1 remake tendie. Just be honest.
>>749671830Can't wait for Ocarina of Time Rebirth & Revelation.
>>749671830The redesigned challenges sound very insignificant
>>749672730>why would you buy a console for ONE GAME>this has been said no less than 10 times by nowYeah im sure regretting my switch 2 with 1 (one) x 10 games
>>749671830I read pop-in in the Hyrule field and glossy hair during zoomed cutscenes
>>749671830Bad Stuff for Bad People!
I already plated it on N64
>got cp melty an hour ago>is already back bitchingMake it make sense
>>749676585Shut up. You make another post in here and I will end you.
>>749673169If you are gonna troll about the price at least make it realistic sperg
>>749671830>framerate dips in the official trailer>aliasing out of the ass>massive pop-in issues thanks to unreal slop>500$ + tip console to play itlol dead on arrival
The fact that one of the very first puzzles, the one to get the Kokiri Sword, has been designed with manual jumping in mind has me actually really intrigued. I would've been happy with just 1:1, quality of life, new graphics, etc. but they're really going all out.
>>749671830where malon
>>749671830The entire game is two hours? Or am I misunderstanding?
>>749680970The vertical slices they were allowed to play was 2 hours long in total; the start of the game and the Forest Temple.
>>749671830I am shocked how much new footage we have now, everyone who previewed it has recordings to show.
>>749671830did they really have to make every fucking enemy's weak point colorful and glowing
>>749671830>orchestrated soundtrackThis isn't an instant upgrade and I'm tired of pretending otherwise>huge visual leapYeah, into the abyss of refuse that sits somewhere between "grok, make me an ocarina of time remake" and "nintendo hire this man"
>>749682398Every Zelda since the 2000s has been progressively more telegraphed and as a child I already hated it.I seriously wonder who they think they're targeting. Same goes for Yellow Paint and what not.The solution to children having 1000000 distractions from video games is not to make games overly self explanatory. This makes the games themselves patronizing and boring to figure out. As a kid games were just inherently more exciting to me than they are now, and I would do so much pointless crap in them that I practically brute-forced myself into every puzzle solution. They should rely on that instead. Make the enemies non-obvious until you've played it long enough to understand their patterns. That made Wolfos exciting to fight at first because you'd just wail away at them and go "Damn! Why is it blocking so much!!" and feel like you're in this intense fight with a scary new monster. Nah. Now it just does two cartoon swings that are obviously powerful looking so you have to back off, and then reveal its shining weak point and practically saying "STRIKE ME, STRIKE ME!"So fucking lame. They've been on this shit since Skyward Sword, but I could forgive that for being Motion Control friendly.
>>749682398It's a children's game buddy
>>749683397So was the original game buddy.
don't talk about children too much he's gonna post cp again
>>749671830I'm already going to boughted it
>>749683517why do nintendo fans always post CP when threads don't go their way?
>>749683686We're so back
>>749671830It was hilarious watching all the cope about expanded content get blown the fuck out after the new trailer premiered. Looking forward to the ensuing backpedaling from deranged shills. At least I don't have to shell out for a switch 2 now
>>749683686you were so angry when you posted that cp you couldn't even spell correctly.
>>749683517???
>>749683397you are literally only defending it out of obligation because it's the newer thing, and for absolutely no other reason
>>749683718>high waist clothes so you CANNOT see her bellybutton, we can't have that!
>>749684156>somehow the Gerudo got unscathed in this regard despite also having a racial component to their clothes that the whiners complained about
>>749683686You tried that shitty redirection in the other thread too, fuck you nigger.
>>749683718Funny how an NPC look so much better when they're in a completely different artstyle from that wooden doll larp shit the main characters were going for
The Hall of foes seems cool. I always tried to have a save file that stopped right before the bosses so I could fight most of them again so being able to re-fight them is nice.>>749685118He does it in half the threads. It's almost definitely the same guy that flipped out and did exactly what he accuses others of when Pragmata was confirmed for Switch 2.
>>749683718>she's still hotLet me guess, spergs are already calling it woke
>>749671830I saw footage of how the people invited were fucking bribed and buttered up plus weren't allowed to criticize them.There are even rumors of straight money changing hands so people don't mention numerous glitches and buggy performance. Its gonna be biggest flop in the history, Concord looks fucking competent next to it and tendies will be the laughingstock of gaming circles for DECADES.Tendies will of course slurp it up and try to convince it being a GOTY etc. but you'll be lucky if it reaches even 85. WITH Nintendo bonus lmao
>>749672730Shitch 2
>>749685592>I saw footage of how the people invited were fucking bribed and buttered up plus weren't allowed to criticize them.Post the footage (you won't)
>>749685592Nobody cares about your culture war anymore. All you are is a bitter husk, angrily posting about things people actually enjoy and whining about scores people lost interest in.
Apparently it's confirmed that you still keep the ocarina you get from Saria after getting the ocarina of time and you can still use it. That's pretty neat since the original made it look like Link threw it away
>they made the spinning platforms in the Forest Temple blood room stationaryokay this is just indefensible dumbing-down
>>749683686They are paid to spam the same threadsMeanwhile vids etc are almost empty
>>749671830Here's the problem: It doesn't have the charm or prestige it used to.
>>749687484Still waiting for you to post that footage >>749685592
>>749683732wdym? there's a ton of new content we can see today..
>>749671830I just wanna know if they were based like they were in 3DS and left in isg
>>749687901You must be new here. There's no new content and if there is, it "d-doesn't count"
>>749680916After this one, I cannot fucking wait for the wind waker remake. I just wish wind waker had more content.
>>749687901>>749688054Such as? Name the new content. If you mean the hints added to the overworld, the simplified puzzles or the fucking nut that spawns an item shop, no, that doesn't count.
>>749688416>simplified puzzles
>>749688683>>749687151
>>749678450Reverse engineered by aisloppa on pc running at 120fps and all you retards are going to cry
>>749672730Yeah I bet you're jealous too given how much constant bitching I see on this board about the console not being hacked yet
>2011 tier graphics in 2026It's okay when Nintendo does it.
>>749676421qrd?Wasn't expecting big differences but I'm still curious
>>749688976>please someone else do something so I WINIt's funny how even AI isn't good enough for you to achieve anything in your life, it's always others this others that.
>>749684265Only evil women show skin, like in kiddie shows
>>749689724Nigger please, I'm a plumber who doesn't even have time to play games, I've broken my leg and I'm chilling on 4chan and catching up on this gaming stuff that I've missed out on the last 8 years or so. You must be a dev for zomboid getting all insecure that you haven't fucking added in the most requested feature since I fucking bought the game on desura. Lmao take your meds
>OOT remake previews are out>you start noticing more switch 2 emulator begging threads are being made>/v/ inventing problems that don't exist to shit on the remake to hide the fact that they can't play itkek
>>749689894So you're going into full ear-plugging "no criticism allowed" fag mode got it
>Not a 1:1 Remakeis tho
>>749690032Shitting your diaper is not criticism
I'd unironically buy a switch 2 OLED just for this game, but no OLED no buy.Shame but I guess Nintendo hates money. I have $3000+ dollars I'm willing to spend as soon as they make an OLED model.
>>749690102Pointing out dumbed-down puzzles and obstacles is criticism.
>>749685956>>749687719
>>749690154Post these so called "dumbed-down" puzzles and obstacles that ruin the entire remake
>>749690042What counts as a 1:1 remake? The 3DS version was 1:1, gameplay and everything was exactly the same with a graphics update. There are multiple gameplay changes with this one, far more extensive graphical updates, music updated, additional NPC interactions, etc. /v/ is sperging about fairly minor combat and puzzle changes even. Seems like too much to be considered 1:1 to me.
>pit in the center of the room has been replaced with acid>Stalfos now does half a heart of damage instead of 1-2 heartsLol
>>749690152Shiiit get a load of Freddy Francesco here
>>749671830Generally the same game but with some of the frustrating sections altered and generally smoother controls. Plus the ugly realistic charmless graphics.Pretty typical, forgettable approach to remakes.
>>749690157>nooo let me lie and don't need proof grok said I'm special
>>749671830>spectacularLooks like garbage. Nintendo needs to stop handing these off to outside devs that don't know how to design.
>>749690157>I made it all up! please believe meI thought so. This board can never prove "nintendo bonus" is real
>>749690350It has a hard mode though right
>>749690514Proof of outside devs?
>>749690632>You can now hold 5 bottlesI hope there's a hard mode
why ingo kinda...
>>749690414I have a 4K OLED monitor too but I play a lot in handheld mode so it would be bad. Also I tested the switch 2 in person and I wasn't impressed by the screen or the frame rate it was very blurry and the ghosting was bad. Also the colors were kind of bad too. I don't know I'm happy to pay the full price for an OLED console and 20 games but they are not making a good case for me to buy their product
I’m still not buying your remake slop
>>749690306Do you want to actually know? Or did you make up your mind the moment this remake was shown off and decided right away that every change was going to be for the best no matter what?
>>749690632I can see it having a Hero Mode to give enemies "double" (original) damage, but Nintendo probably sees the babyfied puzzles as an objective improvement. IGN certainly did in their overview.
>>749690830Are you going to show something or are you just going to keep vagueposting because you got nothing?
>>749677635>got cp melty an hour agoWait what
>>749691086Examples:>the Wallmasters having a giant glowing tell>enemy weakspots being big and glowing>the rotating platform room in the Forest Temple not having rotating platforms anymore>Stalfos doing less damage>the Green Poe Sister (Amy) block puzzle no longer being timed>the big light pillars in the checkerboard room that eliminate any need to actually look up or memorize the pattern of the falling ceilingAre you going to accept these or are you going to arbitrarily declare that the original design choices were always bad anyway because new thing is better no matter what?
>>749690769So I'm not the only one who saw it. I think this is because they changed Luigi's skull during the gamecube days, Ingo looks more like the old Luigi, look at the original luigi's mansion to see what I mean. I think they tried to make the new Ingo a bit more like the new Luigi
>>749691308The fences really fuck up the 'purity' of the board because they need to block you from jumping.
>>749691092Nintendofags posted child porn to nuke a thread that wasn't going their way. Many such cases.
>>749691436They could just make the ceiling that falls down too thick to jump over lol
Great the schizo got himself a new trip
>>749691580maybe you're the schizo if you think everyone is one guy
>>749691308Don't forget the babbyfied version of the Water Temple timed closing door puzzle, or the fact that the Kokiri sword chest is immediately visible up above the boulder maze instead of being tucked in the corner
>>749691664The schizo thinks he's legion
>Soft underbelly is the weak point? That's too subtle. Better make it glow bright blue
>>749691664I guess a lot of people here just happen to have shit fetishes and type like retards
dude everyone with a brain can tell its you posting every ~90 seconds like its on a fucking metronome. the fact you are arguing with yourself doesnt hide anything because you are the only one arguing and both sides sound like you. genuinely whats the point of going this hard to shit up one of the like five threads on the entire board that is discussing news about an upcoming game? did an oot thread kick your favorite gacha cheesecake thread off of page 10 or something?
Why did they give it turbo cringe anime weeb voice acting when they could have just as easily given it normal proper voice acting?
>>749671830>>749691573>>749691573>>749691573it's an absolute joke kek
>>749692016Because Japan absolutely do not give a shit about how good the English translation is for their games, as long as it's cheap
>>749691092first thread he had a melty, started to post his "I'm totally nintendo guys" and doxxed himself then got bored and posted cp that stayed for like half an hour before it was deleted. But he didn't even try to change his usually melty slurs and all, and he already played the fake nintendo in famitsu threads before. He tried to get the name Eric banned by pretending to be nintendo and spam it in nonsense threads for days.
>>749690347Its quite simple and I dont know why people find it hard to understand. Example of non 1:1 are the Resident Evil Remakes and FF7 Remake/Rebirth and Silent Hill 2 Remake. They are all new games using the original for remakes as they are completely different from the originals. This Zelda Remake is like the Starfox Remake where its still generally the same game as the original with minor little additions and changes. The Assassins Creed Black Flag Remake and Metal Gear Solid 3 Remake are also like that.
>>749692119But Samus has a normal non anime cringe voice in Metroid Dread 2.
>>749691908Remember, they had to retool this game for Wildkiddies. Dungeons aren't optional so they and enemies have to be made as streamlined and easy as possible to ensure their ADHD doesn't flare up and they don't have temper tantrums from a lack of constant dopamine delivery.
>>749691440I was really hoping he was talking about Cyberpunk
>>749692016>turbo cringe anime weeb voice actingis just cheap voice acting. Anime dubs sound like that because they're lower budget. Nintendo don't want to bother paying union voice actors.
>>749691092>>749670002
>>749691308When I was a kid I thought the original was obvious and was meant to be easyIdk why you people are getting mad about the game still being for babiesThis is a game for modern kids who are objectively subhuman compared to my generation
I dont see much point in actually playing this as its so close to the original. Its not like say playing Resident Evil 2 and Resident Evil 2 Remake or whatever. I will probably watch it on YouTube though.
>>749692187It's funny how much this remake is hurting him. He's trying really hard to make it look bad by nitpicking some of the minor changes that don't ruin the game at all
>>749691908For me, its adding an extra hole to avoid the rock.
Okay but the AI shota porn of Link is gonna be phenomenal
>>749685592If you're an adult you should not get excited about a fucking console. This goes for both Nintendo and Sony btw. Those systems are designed for children and brown people.
>>749690769Which Mario movie relative is this?
>>749692515>stop caring about game design and quality>only care about masturbating to hardware sales every week
>>749671830Lmao it looks even worse after the rape thread that showed off the new and “improved” wall masters. Cmon shills step it up
i hope every single troonrunner trick is patched outif you wanna beat the game fast your going to have to actually interact with the game outside of kokiri forest and castle escape nnnnniiiggaaaaaa
I dunno I think looks pretty meh. I dont care enough to get mad about it or anything as its only a game.
>>749671830>Not a 1:1 RemakeSo fucking shit then. Not good enough to capture the same spark yet also too scared to make something new. Guess Nintendo is creatively bankrupt for real now (although BOTW/TOTK also showed signs)
>>749693032>crying about famitsu out of nowherekek every fucking time
>>749672730hello? misogyny department?
>>749692552>I'm glad a remake is being made worse and more intelligence-insulting than its original because it owns this one guy briefly on a forum
>>749678450it's not unreal
>>749693184oops, a little too over the target for your liking?
>>749693246Tendies in a nutshell.
>>749693246>>749693338>one minute apart
>>749692016The Japanese voices are just as cringe, this is why the dub seems fine to the Japanese. Japanese voice acting is garbage that weebs trick themselves into believing is good, and anime dub VAs nowadays are mostly anime fans who try the emulate the Japanese too much, so they are also bad. Try other dubs outside of English or Japanese for actual decent shit since they don't give a fuck.
Nintendo won
>>749693385wow, I'm shocked a Switch owner can count correctly
>>749693442>instant seething replyThis remake is scaring you, baldy
>>749693437And all it took was running away and only making handhelds
>>749693385Deleting the poster count did irreparable damage to this board. You wouldn't get to have this cope if they'd kept it. I'd post a screenshot but then it would just be>hurr durr inspect elementI just want you to know you and your ilk are truly pathetic.
I really like the no UI mode.
ninteniggers playing "WELL I WON and your COPING" card without any refutation throughout this whole thread is generally going to make wish for a actual game industry crash cause wtf do you mean babytizing a game is a good thing now? so, all those things about people calling nintendo games "baby" games were true?are all nintendo fans just manchildren pretending to be intricate when they talk about games?
>>749693939You'll survive
>>749689894They wanted Switch 2 emulation from day 1, instead they get PS5 emulation lolmao
>>749693939This is nothing new though. You should have seen the average tendie's opinions about open world games before BOTW came around. These people are even worse than the Disney adults.
>>749693939Ninpedos know their platform is indefensible. All you'll ever get from them is goalpost moving, ad hom and muh snoy boogeyman
>>749692373>Remember, they had to retool this game for WildkiddiesBotW is way more obtuse than anything in previous 3D Zeldas.
>>749694108That one karma schizo was right
I've replayed OoT like 20 times, why the hell are they giving me a fucking dumbed down version of it now when I've already mastered it? Will it at least include Hero mode just like how the WW TP SS remakes had or is this just a lazy slop cashgrab?
>>749694048>proving my point exactlyyou do realize that even if you are shitposting, it doesn't automatically make you right yknow, hell even trolling doesn't stop slopda remake from mostly being 6/10 for the sake of being dumbed down with unreal engine graphics and overdesigned changes.
>>749693108Crazy how many people choose to willingly ignore that speedrunning has categories
>>749693939They don't care about games anymore. They just care about sales. Oh, they'll sometimes buy games, but they won't actually play them (like that pedo Pauline retard who bought DK Bananza just to carry the cart around with him like a comfort blanket in China). With Sony crapping the bed, they desperately need to make "enemies" to feel good about their console rather than the console itself or its actual games.
>>749694302see >>749694048
>>749694294Because it will have graphics and details that are not 30 years ancient Hope this helps
>>749689894>Only one item slot>Stalfos deal half damage>Shield always stays up>You can shield Iron Knuckle attacks>Babified puzzles and made more obvious the eye switches>You get a free new bottle as soon as you reach the market>Can summon a shop anywhere>Enemies don't respawn>The moving blocks Poe puzzle is not timed anymore>Wallmasters have a disco ball spotlight when dropping>Enemies have glowing weak spots now>No boss rush mode, only individual rematches>No Master Quest or hard mode
uh oh snoy melty
>>749683242Im not reading all that
>>749694294>mom why isn't it about ME?
Link doesn't throw Saria's Ocarina away anymore, you can choose which one you want to use
>>749694429That Business Scrub is disgusting.
>>749694364ok but I'm not a PCvegan graphics whore vegan unlike you, plus the graphics don't even look good, it has way too much unreal engine fog. 3DS remaster looks better in my opinionNow, can your faggot ass stop being a graphics whore and can you answer me whether or not it has hero mode or not? I haven't been following news of this because I have actual stuff to do>>749694437ok so it's safe to assume that this remake only exists to cater to toddlers unlike the other 3 zelda remakes
>>749694362see >>749694302still will internally be a 6/10 doesn't matter how much darksydephill would give it.
>>749672803lol fucking pwned
>>749694364Instead it looks like a ps3 game from 15 years ago
>>749694429I should've given up on Big N in the Gamecube era.Literally my entire life since I was 12 has just been nothing but "Nintendo makes everything too easy, I can't wait until they return to their core audience."
Wallmasters no longer hurt you.
>>749673169>Be American and use USD>$500 Switch 2>+$60 OOT remake>=$560??? Where does the other thousand come from?
>>749688805They shaved off rough edges here and there. Like there's no timer in the block puzzle either, because it was just an annoyance and doesn't need to be there. The rotating platforms if you missed you had to wait half a minute for it to rotate back around to try again, and that's just boring. Skulltulas you can attack them mid spin if you see their underbelly and can hit it. Even the room where you drop the ladder, originally you just Z-Target it and it's practically automated, you cannot target eye switches so this requires you to aim and shoot every time. The changes aren't about casualization we can tell that, they're about making the game more fluid and keeping the ball rolling.
Apparently remakes are suddenly fine now
>>749692016I dunno why we cant just keep hylian noises, they're charming
>>749694595Sweet, now they just need to give me an option to skip to the boss entirely
>>749694618Always were
>>749694595you mean, take you back to the beginning of the dungeon
>>749672730>>749672803lmao fucking rektgottem
>>749694595It looks like they're mashing buttons to get free, that's pretty cool.
>melting on cooldownfucking kek that's how you know the game is going to be good
>>749694671Always = before tendo started making them
>>749671830>New LEAKED images from Ocarina of Time Remake!
>>749694464Wow I can't wait for the speedrunner troons to have Twitch votes about what one to use
>>749694610>>749677796he's lowkey right though, you retards literally spend extra for extra copies of the game just to own literal who's, so it's not far off.
>>749676585it's funny because snoys keep insisting GTA 6 will save PS5 salesso apparently buying a console for one game is okay but only if it's a pshart5
>>749694725That sort of logic did not work for prime 4 or wolverine though
>>749694618This is how remakes ought to always be done.
>>749694665and then do this
>>749694595>Everything has tranny colors btw
>>749694615I hope they add a button to skip bosses too. Thry kept getting in the way of the story.
>>749694764Like paid online, right? Perfectly fine as long as it's tendo doing it
>>749694464There's no selection there, I think it's still replaced, but it does sit in the pause menu even after.
>>749694429>No Master Quest or hard modehe doesn't knowhe lacks critical information
>>749694805This. Pretty weird how hard this board shat on the Spyro trilogy remake for being dogshit UEslop but now they're worshiping this dogshit UEslopWell, at least we'll be able to discuss future dogshit UEslop remakes without having tendies ruin every thread by calling it dogshit UEslop.
>>749694615So it's verified the only significant changes they made were to make puzzles easier. No new dungeons or areas, just muh optimization. Thanks.
>>749694595You can tell this is high art, everything is themed like a stage play, from the threads of time referring to the adventure in the distant past tense, to the rolling fog, the loading screens as if the set needs time to replace the props, and there's these spotlights that the wallmaster hands loom down from high up. This is god tier as far as remakes go.
>>749694764>>749694725>>749694693>>749694761 (outed himself as a consolecuck warrior)honestly /v/ needs a crash itself considering how hard this one retard samefags, for just one game just to shitpost about, i honestly dont think he is going to get the game.
>>749694764Spyro and Crash had similar remakes years ago. Glad Nintendo finally caught up :^)
>>749694730Yeah since at least resident evil and MGS for gamecube
>>749695043>it's good that it's bad because le playguess this is the new narrative now that LE CHINK PUPPETS didn't stick?
>>749695047>ACpedo of all people accusing others of samefaggingkek
>>749695224oh, now he's going for the acpedo accusations just like clockwork, cause he ran out of shitposting excuses
>>749695224>Getting so assblasted that you post cp to kill the conversation The absolute state.
>>749694764Right, they all need ugly artstyle changes and taking all the color out of it and putting fog everywhere
>>749695307They are pretty desperate.
>>749695224I thought that was Eric? You schizos are too confusing
>>749694429>>Stalfos deal half damageyep there's 0% chance Iron Knuckles are gonna scoop 4 hearts off your ass anymore lol
>>749695407well, you can block them nowso there is that
>>749671830>huge visual leapStraight into a landfill? The art direction of the remake is abysmal.
Meanwhile, the non-shill thread >>749675368 easily BTFO this shitty remake. Nintendo is dead to the vast majority of /v/ users, especially true oldschool 4channers like me
>ZFG, the best Zelda player of all times wasn't invited to playtestWhy?
>>749695510You must be very proud of your samefag thread snoy
>>749695510>Has an opinion Sounds gay.
>>749689569I already have OoT. I'm not buying a system for a game I've already bought and played to death.
>>749695532What makes someone a "good" zelda player?
>>749671830Awooga!
its garbage
why do they need to make a game designed for retarded kids even easier exactly?
with all the shit Nintendo's sanding the already barely-existing edges off of for the sake of their new BotW/TotK audience, I never want to hear them claim again that their shit is hard/OoT is too easy (nor anymore LARPing that they're all totally epic hardcore Zelda 1 OG badasses)>>749695532He's the only one who has some semblance of standards
Reminder that the vast majority of Nintendo shillposts on /v/ was revealed to be Russian botfarms>>749694550>>749694980
>>749695671speedrunner or lorefags
>>749695678Original>Stylish party freakNu>Punk bitchThey honestly don't get it.
>>749695532He's too honest. He was also shitting on the remake direct and NoA probably saw that
>>749695678the one on top left is from majora's mask not OoT, she is looking up because she is looking at goron link
>>749695678>tits nerfed>sex eyes ruinedThank god this remake arrived 10 years too late, otherwise I would have been extremely disappointed. Now I just don't care, I just want to know whether they'll be making the light temple or not.
>>749695510>"Please help me. I'm unable to make these shills angry" >>749695448kek
>>749695774reminder that you are indian and dark brown with purple lips and gums
>>749695791ZFG is on our side. I wish we had people like him on the Xenoblade and Fire Emblem side, instead of shills like Enel.
>>749695827>Said anon angrily
>>749695671IF I WAS A BAD ZELDA PLAYER, I WOULDN'T BE SITTING HERE, GETTING ISG, NOW WOULD I?
>>749695671>>749695779See>>749695751>>749695869also>probably the most UNBIASED retard in Zelda>married, hence not gay or a tranny>has always been fair on how Zelda games have weaknesses and how Nintendo doesn't do shit to adress them
>>749676585it's just falseflagging trannies who seem to think that you NEED to buy a brand new switch every time you want to play a new game. they don't seem to understand that you can use one console for a variety of games.
>>749695783>>749695825You're trying too hard. Like a nostalgia larper.
>>749695891>n-no you!It's been a bad day for you, huh?
>>749695953This. I'm using my one console (PC) to play a variety of games (all tendie + snoy shit)
I'm hearing rumors that Nintendo is considering filing for a Chapter 11 bankruptcy due to the NS2's extremely poor software sales. Given how atrocious games like Donkey Kong Banaaza and Fire Emblem Fortunes Weave are, I'm not shocked.
>>749696034whatwho askedretard
>>749694429genuinely pathetic
>>749696015>replyingXe really is mad KEK. I expected you to be a better man anon and just let it slide, I'm disappointed on you.Go on, another (You), I know you're too much of a faggot to not reply again
>>749695678>those bracers>that ultra tight beltkinky girl
>>749696015Yeah it has been a bad day for tendies kek. /v/ is offically majority anti-nintendo and no amount of famitsu hugbox cult threads can fix that now.
>>749694918Did they reveal it?
>>749672730/v/ will never stop seething over the Switch 2. Check my 5.
>>749695869Metroid's got the only fanbase of a still-living Nintendo IP that collectively still has the gumption to tell Nintendo to go fuck themselves AND actually back it up by closing their wallets if they don't make games they want. (Splatoon's is showing some promise too after Raiders though.)>>749695937That stream where he tore into the original NSO emulation for OoT was amazing. I think that's the only time I ever heard him swear out of frustration/disappointment.
>>749696098>if you keep responding, I winsure buddy lol>>749696153>famitsu out of nowherethere it is again
>>749696183>shitchtranny can't even get a 5Retard, here's how you do it
>>749694801>cant show pink or purple anymore without some fag losing his mind
>>749696365Dear god... so this is the power of the Nintendo critic... I kneel.
>>749694429I've already pre-ordered the game anon, no need to persuade me
>Navi has constant dialogue popups with quirky dialogueWhy MUST they do this every fucking time
>>749696479Wasn't this (without the popups) how the original was, too? If you look at the hints, she says a lot of quirky stuff.
>>749695825she never had "sex eye", her texture was deformed because to compensate the position she had when she looked at you
>>749696479>>749696560>Marvel quips are ok nowWell, this just happened
does this mean we'll get a Majora's Mask remake?
>no jabu jabu dungeon previewdamn...
>>749694429Doesn't no respawning enemies potentially make the game harder because that limits your sources of ammo and hearts? Also, this is another sign to me that they're using the BOTW engine, which also didn't respawn enemies naturally.
>>749690632Master Quest. Believe.
>>749696201>MK World is a hate letter to Mario fans>DK Bananaz is a hate letter to DK fans>Kirby Air Raiders and Worlds Beyond are hate letters to Kirby fans>Splatoon Raid is a hate letter to Splatoon fans>Fire Emblem Feces Woke is a hate letter to FE fans>Metroid Ravenos and Prime 4 is a hate letter to Metroid fans>Zelda OOT remake is a hate letter to Zelda fans>Xenoblade Genesis is a hate letter to Xenoblade fansAnd yet the tendies eat the slop all the same...
If they do have hard mode I hope it doesn't do the world flip shit again, that shit just looks stupid and doesn't really add difficulty anyway.
>>749694429>shield always stays upIs this really that much of a problem? So instead of holding down two buttons, you hold down one. What's the big deal?
i'm not buying this game unless there's scenes of linking crossdressing.
>>749696976Literally all true except for kirby air riders, metroid ravenos and xenobladeFire Emblem in particular actually physically hurt me, they didn't even pretend to rape me gently
>>749697026you didn't play the original game
>>749697081Shaniqua's Weave is the closest thing to a modern-day Sonic 06. No wonder the vast majority of /v/ calls it the worst game of all time.
>>749696976Air riders is the best game on the console though, the new Kirby looks good from the trailer and Metroid ravenous might be good. Everything else I agree with completely and the only one of the bad ones I have is Mariokart and I regret it.
>>749697026that stance in the OG was also used for a puzzle in the spirit temple with the mirror shield
>>749697081Nah Ravenos is still very raped. The reveal trailer was just a buncha I AM WOMAN HEAR ME ROAR bs Sorry for what FE did to you though, that shit is legit the closest we came to a modern Sonic 06.
>>749697209cuck emblem
>>749696976Agreed completely. Fire Emblem is one of the worst games I and many other anons ever played.
>>749683718They made her goth. Nice.
>>749696976This so much. Prepare for Enel's discord to shill the shit out of Genesis when it comes out tho
>>749697209>it's real in my headyou cp spam wasn't sadly.
>>749697209nigger emblem?>>749696976crazy how true this is.
How can anyone take the Ocarina of Time remake seriously? Whenever I see it I imagine a millenial playing it while making a soi face as his girlfriend gets plowed in the other room.
>>749696976Trvthnvke. Fire Emblem hurt me especially deep. Literally the most raped shit ever.>>749697514Thats every shitch poo title in a nutshell thobeit.
>>749694595boy that is one ugly fucking looking game
>>749696976Shitch Poo is the most raped console of all time and everyone who isn't a cultist agrees. Would love to see the Famitsu hugbox try to counter our posts.
>>749697484>CP spamBecause tendies are known for never sexualizing children, right?
>>749694429>Enemies have glowing weak spots nowYeah sure let's pretend the original didn't have ganon walking around with a glowing blue tail letting the players know where to hit him
>>749696976Completely agreed. The new FE might have been one of the most traumatic experiences that we as a community have gone through.
Why not just use it for another game?>>749697252I've got hopes that Hal will deliver and Ravenous will be alright. But I still sympathize with the post you replied to.
>>749697657>one boss vs every single enemy in the gamecome on nowlet's not kid ourself that this whole shit started with the big glowing eyes in the MM demake
>>749697598>Shitch Poo is the most raped console of all timethat's every xbox console after the 360
>>749697708>d-doesn't countuh-huh
>>749697613Kek, Nintendo probbaly pays their fans to fap to these shitty characters.
>>749697686>But I still sympathize with the post you replied to. As do I. I hated pretty much every new game Nintendo put out and so does tje vast majority of th8s board.
>>749696976Insane how legit noone can even slightly disagree with this post omfg. Tendies getting felted hard today.
>>749697613>didn't deny>still try to false flag as a nintendo person while doing ito wow
>>749697731Trve. Who the hell still buys Xbox and why are they still even making them?
>>749696976Looking forward to seeing how the famitsu cult will try to claim this isnt the case even though /v/, the highest standard gaming community on the internet, completely agrees that the switch 2 contains some of not just nintendo's worst gsmes, but some of the worst games of all time.
>>749697613Holy shit. You are brown.
