>>749687235
this dude is playing HL with a keyboard

>>749687276
the camera feels weird with a controller, i prefer the mouse

>>749687235
Everybody pet a cat in their life
None of you faggots ever experienced romance, aside from beibg molested by your uncles

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>>749687235
Parties at hogwarts must be fucking wild

>>749687235
>No classes
Then why the fuck is it at a school?

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>>749687903
Magic, ain't gotta educate shit.

is this game worth $10 for a casual Harry Potter enjoyer?

>>749688060
yeah probably

>>749687642
>None of you faggots ever experienced romance, aside from beibg molested by your uncles
Shouldn't have to say this, but you should go to therapy if your uncle diddling you're boy cunny really hurt you so much.

>>749688060
no. it looks like shit and the gameplay isn't fun

>>749688060
for 10 bucks sure I guess, but it's closer to AssCreed than Bully, the moment you go past the Hogsmead or whatever that village is called, you'll get hit by the Ubislop world formula

>>749687235
>romance
>in a game where you play as a teen kid
yeah not fucking happening you weirdo
but i do admit they'd probably sell 5 times more compies thanks to that and every single tranny would buy it too

>>749688751
is the exploration of the world organic or full of markers on the map?

>>749688941
the latter

>obliterate Hogsmeade troll with little fanfare
>not an hour later, flattened by GigaTroll some rando adopted
Ancient Magic, save me.

>>749688923
Wizard academy settings are built and trive around young romance. To try to ignore that is a waste of the setting. It actively destroys the magic.

>>749687235
>Professor Garlick CLAIMS wingardium leviosa is a stronger form of levioso
>literally can't use it on enemies
why did she lie

>>749689184
They purposely taught kids wrong. As a joke.

>>749689257
Stream that movie if you're so great

>>749689043
that sucks, is there quidditch at least?

>>749689323
No.

>>749689323
You get to fly. You do not get to play the quidditch.
Headmaster Blackwell is a cunt like that.

>>749688923
A million different tv shows, cartoons, and movies have teenage romance.
Why is it "weird" if it is a video game?

>>749688060
eh, maybe if you like open world ubislop

>>749687235
Oh boy, another stealth fem malfoy thread that belongs on /tv/, using "video games" as a front.

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>>749688060
you should probably wait for a sale and get it for 3-5 bucks

If the malfoid fanfics aren't directly copy/pasted into legacy 2 including the teamup against the evil wizard with the power of love then the devs are stupid fucking idiots.

>>749689538
how much do you get paid?

>>749689567
you know that modern game devs don't like to make good things

>>749688923
strange how it's only ever weird for videogames while movies, tv, books and everything else gets to be "weirdo's" without any backlash

really makes me think...

>>749689567
It takes a miracle for modern fiction to put in anything good. It either follows The Formula or gets tossed in the bin.

>>749688923
>>>/resetera/

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>>749688923
what is so weird about teenagers liking eachother? happens all the time
the movies/books have romance

>>749687235
>no romance or classes
the biggest misses of the entire game

Never cared for the romance part people here want.
Do wish the school classes were more involved and were a way to upgrade your spells or some shit.

>>749690034
>Do wish the school classes were more involved
The castle wasn't big enough. For whatever reason they went for total realism in its design so the interior space mostly corresponded with the exterior shape, instead of the bizarre pocket dungeons and rooms that they used for classes in the original video games.

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i know that peeves is meant to be annoying but i have to take my headphones off everytime im near him before i do something i regret

>>749690314
They went next fucking level with that asshole. God damn.

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Foid but good

>>749690418
Thanks for reminding me I need to read through Hitoner.

So have any of the mods been ported over to the latest version with yet or no? Last time I looked into it an update hit as I was looking into modding and everything broke.

>>749688923
/pol/turds have reached a point where they think romance, the MOST straight man genre there is, the people who thousands upon thousands of visual novels were made for for dozens of years, are actually for trannies
Just incredible

>>749687235
implementing animations for petting a cat is much easier than writing, voicing and animating romance routes, and classes go against the ubislop formula of jerking off in an open world map

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Need more Sectumsempra angst

>>749690578
romance is more for women if we go by books and not softcore porn VNs

I'd be more bothered about the lack of romance if there were good romance options.

>>749687235
this game could have been incredible if it had rpg mechanics and writing like in New Vegas.

>>749687235
The lack of elaborate porn modding to a game like this makes no sense. We as a people have declined so hard since skyrim days.

>>749690863
RPG mechanics sure but you would never get good writing from Harry Potter, it has too many flaws as a setting. At most you'd get decent.

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>>749690823
I do hope the next game has cuter girls but it probably won't

>>749687852
Bully had them, chud.

>>749690990
I was more thinking of quests that have multiple ways of being done.. and factions reacting to that.
in the game you can feel they wanted to do that but had to remove it.

>>749691139
Ah ok yeah I get you. That would be sweet

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>>749687852
maybe

>>749687852
all the time

>>749688923
It's set in the 1800's.

>>749687235
>looks good
>smeary shitty UE5 slop with dogshit lighting

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>character has a simple but effective design

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>>749691139
that would have been sick desu
>>749691590
castle looks nice

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>>749691409
>that Xmas shirt
Snakebros get the best merch

>>749691653
If it's wrong to feel these feels for the bro, being right isn't worth it.

>>749691790
>WEASLEY FUCKING SHITS

>>749691818
The Roni art started to show her getting cucked by Harry+Malfoid instead of being this goofball friend, I don't like it

>>749687235
Having watched my gf play it seems pretty decent. The castle is cool but the world outside seems a bit lackluster.

>>749689257
That would be a baller plot point for a series centered on eccentricity and whimsy (there was none in this dogshit game)

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>>749687235
Imagine picrel gets a faithful remake

>>749692273
yeah it is and that's the issue with the game.
in the first 10-15h you'll be mostly doing stuff inside the castle but then it's 20h+ outside..
flying around is fun but there's not enough things to do.
overall this game is pretty but too restricted and simple.

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>>749690823
Modern devs are shit at (teen) romance. So wouldn't be surprising if they skip on it again.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1vjA1jIzEg

>>749692536
Is this the harry potter game that everyone likes?

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>>749691790
yeah its cute

>>749687235
its hella detailed too, but Vaults suck man, imagine going in an ancient tomb or a goblin vault just to find a ravenclaw shawl WTF

>>749692898
>5000 year old dungeon has fresh cheese and fish inside
The entire industry is stunted on that topic

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Claude, do a rewrite of Bully's mechanics. Now port them into Hogwarts Legacy

>>749692973
Cheese I could buy, and maybe even fish if it was that gross kind of scandiavian style where you bury it in the ground.

But fr it's just something you don't think about. Like why you never have to stop to give your character a bathroom break

>>749688060
Its fun for a few hours but theres no reason to go through it again. there are mods but I havent played with any because i was done with it before they released.

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>>749691818
Replacing Ginny's personality with fem Ron's kills 2 birds with one stone while letting best bro be best bro. As cute as fem Ron is, only Malfoid actually adds something great to the story.
>>749692536
Been replaying it out of nostalgia, I doubt they wouldn't fuck it up somehow sadly.

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>"And so, against all odds, the lion had tamed the serpent."
>"Or so he liked to believe."
>"For in the end, it was she who had him wrapped around her little finger."
>The Wizarding World... the Wizarding World never changes

>>749693239
It is too much to ask that an ancient fucking dungeon has something proper inside? At least let me keep my fucking immersion

>>749692536
I feel like you end up with a new game based on Philosopher stone that is sighlty based on the PS1 mechanics that an specific remake of Stone PS1

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>>749687235
>the cauldron cake in question

>>749688060
It's pure Ubislop with a HP coat of paint
The games based off the first movies are better in comparison since they're not bloated

>>749688923
>violence, gore and torture? hell yeah
>hormonal teenagers getting together and any allusion to sex regardless of age? eeeewwwwwwwww
The american mindset

>>749693630
>hormonal teenagers getting together and any allusion to sex regardless of age? eeeewwwwwwwww
This used to not be a problem if you watch older tv shows and movies

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Not a fan of fem Ron, but I really love art that gets the point Malfoid would be a gigantic bitch. Especially to any other girl that got ideas of getting near Pottah.

>>749693771
True but regardless it is not the case nowadays as evidenced by the retard that was quoted initially

>>749687852
>Romantic
Yes
>Delusions
No, I consider myself a hopeful romantic.

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>>749687852

>>749694074
okay if I'm Harry and femron is actually crushing on me instead of just being a dumbass then I'm switching teams, poor girl

ACHTUNG

all harry potter characters ARE SHIT because they are all from THE SOUTH OF ENGLAND

The north is way better
Anywhere north of Blackpool anyway

>>749689995
I had a stacy slap her hair in my face like that by accident many years ago and it's still a core memory for me.

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our boy did it again.
https://x.com/schmede_AI/status/2110411840102547537

>>749693325
ginny existing at all is a sin

>>749690237
but it's a fucking magic castle with shifting stairs and talking paintings it would've been completely appropriate for certain rooms to be larger on the inside than the outside

>>749694670
>da norf is better
Mate, all of you are trash. The best parts of britain are entirely fictional.

>>749694670
Trvke
Yorkshire for the win

>>749687642
>Everybody pet a cat in their life
Petcelbros, not like this...

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>>749693780
Can she stop being British for 5 minutes?

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Slop albeit but fun image concept

>>749694701
>that icy killer demeanor
>that disgusted look at Hermione at the end
THIS is what Malfoid should be but with a secret tender side she only shows to Harry in private

>>749695083
Like asking for the sun to stop shining.

>>749688060
It was fun when I paid $30 for it last year. Only downfall is at 4K it ran like shit with my 4070 super with frame generation. Constant micro stutter. Runs excellent at 4K without frame gen on my 5070 ti.

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>>749694943
This but with cat

I didn't say last thread of my idea of:
>She gets rejected to the ball with Harry
>he goes with the pajeeta anyway
>Malfoid shows up in a nice dress and forces Harry to dance with her when both Indian girls are dancing with others.
>The dance is going fine despite a few bickering words here and there
>She then makes a comment about the pajeeta and the mudblood.
>Harry gets angry and goes out with Ron for a walk, like normally in the story.
>After Hagrid gets replaced as care for magical creatures teacher temporarily because of the daily prophet article.
>Harry gets more mad at her, and she gets more jealous after the second task when fleur and her sister kiss Harry.
Now something needs to set a partial reconciliation and then another fight to get into sectumsempra.

>>749695104
I love blonde energetic schoolgirls

>>749694670
I have northern Anglo heritage, so I'm legally obliged to agree.

>>749695116
this is what tsunderes should be not the screaming b-baka type

could you smash knowing she's is really this?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/wISLJeBONS8

>>749687642
Jokes on you I'm a bird loving Ravenclaw retard and I have a legion of birds and chickens who love me.

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https://x.com/Magncsans/status/2109580528135574014/video/1
https://x.com/Magncsans/status/2110305863873253876/video/1

I was never big into HP besides reading the first two books but the entire Malfoid trend has been great. A good thought exercise on how the story would change. It is amazing what now possible with AI even with the slight acting/choreography flaws with the end of the second one ie the kicking.

>>749695116
>THIS is what Malfoid should be
>AI slop
>3D
She unironically only works in either written or anime girl form

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>>749687235
You CAN pet the cat in Hogwarts Legacy!

>>749695662
I'm not talking about the medium, you retard. I'm talking about character traits
>icy, confident glare
>power walk
>Slavic ride or die energy

This instead of the b-baka Potter-kun! retarded anime cliches

>>749695794
KWAB

>>749687235
>neutral pronouns in 19th century

>>749688060
yes. it looks amazing and the gameplay is really fun

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>>749695890
There are also hordes of groids and jeets attending Hogwarts in this era.

>>749695896
it ruins the scene if she talks/beg
much better if she just looks at him without saying anything... and blood coming out from her mouth obviously.

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>>749695987
But much less groids and jeets in the movies so obviously there was a great purge.

>>749687235
Looking at romance in movie and games makes me fully understand the fate of thw west with respect to relationships.

>>749695104
Noooo Malfoid, don't hang out with those easygoing bimbos, they'll turn you into one of them! That'd be sooo terrible.

>>749689323
not only is there not quidditch but they remind you like 40 times through the game that quidditch is NOT happening, don't even fucking think about it

>>749696059
Malfoy talks in the book, doesn't he? I don't quite remember or maybe I'm mandarin effect myself on that but I thought it lasted longer than the movie scene

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>"WHO DOES THAT MUDBLOOD THINK SHE IS?!"

>>749690418
this is just Carla from Fairy Tail

>>749692536
>imagine this perfectly fun playable game gets a remake so I can pay 70 dollars for it and they'll probably fuck it up!
why would you want that

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>see new complete fanfic
>it's another "harry gets treated as completely in the wrong and a massive tool by everyone (including ron) for not telling ginny to kill herself because it makes malfoy feel inferior" episode
bitch draco would be rubbing this shit in her face, fucking keep her around it's a free opportunity to torment someone at every family gathering

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So hol
Does Malfoid still bully Neville Longbottom? I haven't seen anybody bring it up.

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>>749696358
my wife

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>>749689538
We are just excited for hogwarts legacy 2 anon.

>>749696580
Seen few pieces of Malfoid flying on broom holding his remembral, but nothing aside from that.

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>>749690081
>>749690314
>>749690418
>>749690447
>>749691409
>>749691480
>>749691543
>>749691694
>>749696497
>>749696358
>>>/tv/

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>>749694701
>no Harry! you can't date her! she's evil! come on man, date that brown indian chick instead, she much better.

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>Crucio!

>>749688060
Pure generic AAA open-world garbage like every other Ubislop like

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>>749696756

>>749696621
Sex

>>749696828
AAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>749687276
It's literally a 3rd person shooter

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>>749696756
And the several shill and ai jeet threads being spammed on /v/ right now are? People are talking about HP games on the thread from time to time, which again, is more than can be said for quite a few other threads on this very board right now.

Right, speaking of Harry Potter games, I'm really curious about Merula, qrd on her?

>>749696951
And those threads can go in the trash too! Fuck, do you assholes have the same response: >WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER THREADS?!?!

>>749696756
neither is that cat

>>749696621
Solid art style choice to make the clanker use. Gives Malfoid some proper beauty and her realization stays goofy.

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>>749697046
Why are you trying to ineffectual police /v/ - the Vidya instead of participating in threads for games you want to discuss? Just hide the thread and move on.

>>749696951
anon all he's going to say is 'muh whataboutism', all you're doing is making him feel like he's right even though he doesn't have a proper answer to the question

>>749696828
Joke's on you. I'm always in pain.

>>749697046
Yes, because conveniently enough in spite of you saying those dogshit threads are off-topic, I never see fags such as yourself raising a stink when they get spammed nonstop, I sure wonder why that is.
>>749697137
Eh fair, I'm just baffled by these wannabe janny fags.

>>749697068
VGCats is more vidya than this meme.
>>>/tv/
>>>/lit/
>>749697117
Why they fuck are you here?

>>749697258
how much do they pay you

>>749697137
>>749697236
You just feel singled out. But don't worry, I try to report those threads too.

>>749697343
>I try to report those threads too
larp

>>749697343
I don't fucking believe you. Not even for a goddamn instant.

>>749687235
>no classes
i only played for about an hour, but there was definitely a class

>>749697646
you only attend once and never again

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I've been playing a marathon of the classics based on the first few movies/books, has there been a more recent Harry potter game besides legacy that's at the very least decent to tolerable?

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>She discovers imageboards

>>749689567
They'll never add romance to a high school game, no western studio will ever again

>>749697696
that's hilarious. this entire thing is set inside an academy and you never go to class again?

well, that's fine, that part of the game was trash anyway.
honestly, i was pretty disappointed. i got to the part with the troll fight in the market town and it just kinda seemed like one big advertisement for the book/movies. the game part was skinny

>>749697883
actually most of the games quests are outside of the academy

>>749687235
>no romance
>lets you pet pussy
They got their priorities all wrong yeah.