You can just escape the wallmaster hands in Zelda OoT now, in addition to some weird disco lights>>749691573Remakes just exist to slander your childhood (well and propaganda)
>>749692169ffs
>>749692169Dogshit kill anyone who buys this in the street
>>749692169was anyone expecting this demake to respect the original?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THEHY CHANGED ITADASDIOFASGPGIPEO#ITQDOG
>>749692169>Remakes just exist to slander your childhood (well and propaganda)I've been saying this since the moment it was announced. Not that I had any respect for the BotW secondaries asking for the remake in the first place.
oooh inbred trannies will shit themselves on this one
>>749692169huh, that's kinda neat. still won't touch it regardless
>>749692169Never mind that.The real big issue that shielding and target locking are the same button now. You can't do one without the other.It's all casualized for mobile gaming todlers.
>>749692169Looks kinda cool and tense, like the likelikes.
>>749692169They also added glowing weak points to Wolfos now since Zoomers are too fucking retarded to ask Navi how to fight them in the original.
>>749692169Waggling the joycon like the good ol' days on the Wii
Thank fucking god
>>749692382>>749692531>>749694597Trying too hard
>>749692169Looks boring. I'd rather watch gay porn.
>>749692169Finally, the game is accessible for females and minorities.
>>749696912We can watch together ;)
>>749692169Human disco ball~
>>749692169Cringe
>>749692169We should kill every Nintendo employee in Wii Sports
>>749697005The more the merrier!
>>749692169>Nintendo dumbing down their already easy game so that literal babies with mental disabilities won't have any difficultyWell at least they know their audience
>>749692169But why bright purple? Is red too scary?
>>7496921693 heart runs, anyone?
