This is the only pokemon creature you'll ever need to be desu
>>749805867I'm going to dynamax mew.
>>749805867crabhammer status?
>>>/vp/
>>749806038>>>/bant/
>>749805867Are you double dipping on Mew sex threads anon? You gotta wait at least a week
guys stop with the autism shape pokemon threads. it's scaring away the gardevoir posters
>>749805867>Another Mew threadHey you gotta give the other pokemon threads a chance, like Maractus.
>>749807007I for one welcome this exercise chasing away people with mediocre tastes, in any fashion or way possible.
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>>749807072
>>749807645can maractus escape the shitmon hell?
sex with pokemon creatures
>>749807850Unlikely. It's rare these days for a pokemon to have no evolution/regional/mega/etc. but Maractus is just kind of there.
I wish catmons were real so I could pet them
>>749807978Keep talking and enter a one story building
>>749808341>one story building the mental asylum
>>749808341I wish a catmon could climb on top of me whilst I'm sleeping, curl up on the hottest part of my body and rest comfortably making it feel like I'm using a weighted duvet.
>it's a seething avatarfag (probably from some shithole)ok>>749808515based
>>749807148female meowstic is very nice
>>749809176She is, I want to hold hands and kiss a female meowstic on the lips, everything I can say afterwards devolves into autistic ramblings
>>749806138>>749809364Avatar posting is also against the rules
>>749805867Being Mew would be pretty cool ngl
>>749809364I like her because she's a kuudere psychic catAnd I'd also kiss her
>>749805867That's a cute onahole
Alright, what's your second choice of pokemon reincarnation, anon?
>>749810149Deoxys
>>749810149>Deoxys>mythical>is a random space virus>Darkrai is mythical but Cresselia isn't>Genesect and Magearna are mythicals, but Mewtwo is legendary>Silvaly isn't even considered a legendmonwho labels these things? they're everywhere
>>749805867I gave my friends cracked mews with my gamegenie back in the day
>>749805867it looks like its holding his little peepee
>>749810846Mythical basically just means its an event mon