what games do you play with your friends?
Cleopatra in 3rd place?Not saving Joan of Arc and have a displaced-in-time tomboy gf?
>>750139508I don't care what they tell you in school, Cleopatra was black
>>750139508>>750139950Highly likely she had a lot of black blood, they were so incestuous they became infertile, they used black slaves to father royal heirs
>>750139508FUCK Egyptian girls
>>750139508>That guyWho?
>>750140276Hitler probably
>>750139764Cleopatra was a massive nympho (supposedly) so no shit
>>750139764I bet Joan would be a real prude.
>>750140301I guess that makes sense. A lot of us are big fans.
>>750139764joan would be a fucking miserable visit, fuck thatprude bitch with a shit haircut, and fucking fr*nch to boot, god no
>>750140140The Ptolomeics were inbred greeks (macedonians).
>>750140519Can't tell if she looks more like Princess Leia or Counselor Troi
>>750139764>Visit Joan>Expect medieval Judy Hopps>Get young Delores Umbridge insteadrough
>>750140140what are you talking about, you deranged negrolatric maniac?
>>750140692>Expect medieval Judy Hopps...did you really? like, really??
>>750139508
>>750140519Not pretty enough.... @Grok get this bitch a emo cut and make her wear some shit from hot topic NOW.
1. Jesus2. Horatio Nelson3. CleopatraWho's 4 and 5?
>>750140948Holy fuck i miss these two idiots.
>>750139508What's wrong with "that guy"?
>>750139508Wasn't Julius Caesar her contemporary, so accurate enough time traveller could get two-for-one deal putting them both on joined 2nd place?
>>750141106he's the forbidden friend
>>750141110yes
>>7501410564.Napoleon5.Earl Sinclair
>>750141056Napoleon?Muhammad?Alexander the Great?
Irl friends? Smash bros. Online? Use to play pokemon unite but quit that now I just solo game little splatoon here or there I guess
>>750140692i could fix her
>>750141202>>750141246I hear Napoleon used to beat his lessers, I wouldn't want to go near him.>>750141106Vegetarian with persistent gastronomical issues. Imagine his farts.
>>750139950>>750140140Roman accounts say she was white/fair, probably Jewish.
>>750140140I'm pretty sure it was the abbasids or another caliphate who did that, not the egyptians, they did had 1 or 2 nubian dynasties but they're considered pretty shit ones.
>>750141110And travelling to the time of Jesus let's you see emperor Augustus or Tiberius as a bonus.
>>750141106
>>750140276>not going to mustache man and apologizing for the actions of your ancestors
>Cleopatra is history's most famous womanKinda crazy to think about. She was undeniably a big deal, but everything she set out to accomplish ended up in failure.
>>750141779Perfect female icon
>>750141779that's a woman alright
>>750141779>but everything she set out to accomplish ended up in failure.so? that's the average "famous woman" story when you get close and actually examine them
>>750139508The quiet gameUnfortunately they're winning.:(
>>750140676How did they get away with showing this on TV?
>>750141779Jesus' biggest accomplishment was to be murdered & having his followers persecuted for several centuries
>>750141346Ok but I would like to see dinosaurs
>>750142076it was a pretty good grift though, you gotta admithe really had everyone going for a while there
>>750139764The maid lost her connection to God when she lost her virginity.
>>750142089but would they like to see you?
>>750142089You'll just kill yourself when you see they actually had feathers.
>>750140376>>750140489>Catholics>PrudesBros, check yourself. You'll get a wife and 7 kids with Joan.
>>750139764Who the fuck time travels to meet Joan of Arc?
>>750141939So which of these Cleopatras is the hot one?
>>750142183nuh uh, i'll be checking out the water dinosaurs
>>750142183>Mfw they drive Ford
>>750142076You would not be literate and free without the morality he and his followers taught during their persecutionChrist shaped all of western society more than any other man on earth
>>750142201I would
>>750142257oh sorry pastor, didn't mean to offend lmao
>>750140276Mohammed
>>750141939>Alexander Heliospeak chud name
>>750142192Highly doubt you're going to get any giantess foot fetish roleplay out of her.
>>750142201Someone must've, how else do you explain those visions she had?
>>750141779>most famous woman in history>her only skill was being good at sucking cock>failed in her only real goalCleopatra is the perfect representation for women as a gender
>>750142303trying too hard rabbi lmao lol
>>750142017You couldn't see anything at 144p
>>750139508how would she even know who jesus and hitler are?
>>750142017Lower resolutions on CRTs. It wasn't until the HD era that we saw just how horny Gene Roddenberry actually was.
>>750142370mild schizophrenia
>>750140276Mikey Jakson
>>750140198>briefly dated an Egyptian girl in collegeGod I miss it.She leaned into it too, kept her hair in a bon and wore heavy eyeliner all the time
>>750142350Well good, who the fuck wants that shit? Don't answer that.
>>750141779I think Agrippina deserves more recognition. She was a genuinely fascinating woman that had a fittingly tragic end.
>>750142390She spoke like 7 languages, including ancient egyptian, was the last pharaoh of Egypt and sired an heir of Julius Caesar and Alexander the Great. I love Augustus but man it would've been cool to see what her dynasty could've accomplished.
>>7501424791 in 3 men
>>750140948her son's name is Hawaii?
>>750142478>She leaned into it too, kept her hair in a bon and wore heavy eyeliner all the timeHoly sexo>>750142546Feet and giantess at the same time? Bullshit
>>750140676>>750142017Partly the 90s seeing a relaxation from hysterical panic over media (and switching to newer media to panic about like vidya gaems), partly the classic "Well see Star Trek is high brow putting at least one woman in a cat suit is very important for teaching lessons about humanity and optimism" thing that let them get away with letting me see directly into Crusher's vaginal folds, and partly that Roddenberry's influence (and his sociopathic interpreter whose name always escaped me) was still prominent and he was always an advocate of eye-candy. It drops off in DS9, comes back in VOY because their numbers were fucked, and came pre-installed in ENT but didn't save it. The show has always been able to just barely pretend it's not using sex to sell under the thin veil of "Enlightened scifi" and it's definitely not the only scifi to do it. Looking at you, Farscape. You fucking mad cunts.
>>750139950she wasn't from africa, Ptolemy Soter was Greek, she's his great-great-great-great-great-great-great-granddaughter and they were inbred as fuck
>>750142017It was a better time, Roddenberry was considered annoyingly liberal for the time as well lmao
>>750142412>that close up on the nosesi laughed
>>750142668Well I'm watching Deep Space 9 and there's not a whole lot of sex in it. Except an elderly Ferengi woman, but I'm guessing not many are getting off to that one.
>>750139508To answer the actual question while ignoring the op pic instead of talking about having 7 kids with Joan:Monsters and MemoriesHelldivers 2
>>750142412What movie is this from again? I recognize it.
>>750140676Always thought the TNG girls were meh but goddamn I would love to fuck her before the coke caught up to her in the later seasonsEnsign Ro wasn't bad either
>>750142743That's because everything after Next Generation fucking sucksAnd most of the shit before, for that matter
>>750142743Roddenberry died and his batshit insane lawyer lost a lot of influence too. That is usually attributed to it in part. There is still absolutely sex and though unintentional Loli Keiko asking to sleep with Obrien is the most fucking funny thing on television in retrospect but you're right, it calmed down a bit.At least until the later seasons where they wanted to landmark something so we got space lesbianism. Very cool.
>>750142215VII
>>750140198>>750142478Are there history nerd GFs out there?
>>750142883The best girl (and one of the better characters in the show) is the old lady doctor that took over for Crusher for a season and a half
>>750143031Yea, basically art hoes lite personality-wise, I'm sure there are exceptions but in general that's it.
>>750143031My best friend(zone what a cuck etc) is a history GF. But it's boring women history like textiles and also she's a communist (fatal condition) so yes but it's monkeys paw'd.
>>750143031Understanding history requires introspection to compare your own experience with, therefore women cannot comprehend it.
>>750139764For me, it's Anne Frank
>>750139764Joan of Arc was probably the most batshit insane lolcow karen that ever lived
>>750141106Its amusing most of historical people prior to the 20th century would see him as entirely reasonable or the good guy.
>>750143081Pulaski was great because she was just female Bones.
>>750143081I agree but Pulaski was basically female Mccoy (which is why it was good, mccoy was a fantastic character to bounce off of, wheras crusher was always hamstrung by a fairly pointless psuedo romance plot and the wesley ball and chain.
>>750139764Get off /v/, Mark Twain.
>>750143214Olga of Kyiv cannot be beat in that department.
>>750143249>>750143250see two people on /v/ agree it's basically scientifically proven.
>>750142017this was when the left was pro-heterosexualityimagine the utopia we'd be living in if they didn't stop
>>750140948not the followup i was expecting but this is great
>>750143220of course they would, just about every living person in every century pre-20th century also all saw jews for what they were
>>750143031Wish there were more nerdy, homely women in history instead of the commie fat mystery meat i see at my uni.
I only play the fortnite game with my wife because I don't think she has the mental dexterity for Brood War.
>>750139950>>750140140The Ptolemaic dynasty was Greek. It was founded by Ptolemy, one of Alexander the Great’s generals after his death and the partition of his empire.
>>750142620>Oh cool a children's sci-fi show, with puppets!>tfw watching a man have an actual psychotic break from torture and isolation.
>>750142826NTA but it's my mom's favorite movie kek https://youtu.be/ndZ6B1EaJEs
I sometimes fantasize about going back in time and helping Da Vinci understand some of the concepts that he hadn't quite figured out like the flying machine and the parachute. Or to help him invent basic machine tabulation/computation.and we could tag-team his femboy assistants
>>750143443The only historians I take seriously are +60 yo and British. All others are hobbyists.
>>750143250>>750143249Tried too hard to make Data into her Spock and it didn't work because Spock, like all Vulcans, was making a conscious effort to repress his emotions and be ruled by logic where Data fundamentally lacks whole parts of human experience by design. So it just comes off as Pulaski bullying a robot for being a robot.
>>750139508After 25 we all developed different taste in games. We have this one guy who's really bad with money that buys for each of us the latest friend slop that we play for 30-120 minutes and then never play again but that's just shit talk time and not game time.
>>750141939which one was the kid who had already been moved away before all the war stuff, got tracked down by soldiers and made to kill himself with a sword at like 10 years oldshit's fucked bro
>>750143542Ah yeah, lazy-eyed Jesus with Judas wearing purple. I kinda like it.
>>750143605Look, the best way to secure the succession is to kill all other claimants as soon as someone ascends the throne. That's what the Ottomans did and they had great stability for centuries.
>>750143560Yeah I'll give you that even if I don't mind it in its failure because at least it does vaguely arc (for a show that was still very firmly serialized) but yeah, clearly what the intent was and clearly a failure because the dynamic had little logical sense.
>>750142441She gets around.
>>750143249>>750143250The show was missing a character that could contend with Picard's decisions.They tried to do it with Crusher in the later seasons but it came off as Picard just agreeing because he wanted to fuck her.It's a shame they brought back the balding resting bitchface instead of keeping Pulaski.
>>750142478>bonis this a typo of bun or bob
>>750143560I definitely agree that the whole 'Pulaski hates Data' thing seemed really weird and out of place, if they wanted to go that route they should have given her a reason to not like him, like if he made some decision that got a crew member killed or something.Maybe I'm just biased because I think Data is one of the best written characters in all of fiction
>>750143727>Ottomans>stabilityanon your janyssaries...
>>750143737>I'm gettin' bugged sailing up and down the same ol' Nile>I gotta feed my younger brother to a crocodile
>>750142524>While Agrippina lived in her residence or when she went on short visits to Rome, Nero sent people to annoy her. These Romans, they're crazy I tell you.
>>750139508Not to be rude, but expected you to be....like...you know...
>>750140301>>750141674How would cleopatra know about hitler
>>750139508friends?
I went back in time but all I did was tell people to keep drinking milk trust me you'll stop shitting and farting if you do it enough.Why? I really fucking like milk. You're welcome.
>>750144320everyone knows about hitler
>>750142883if lt yar could act at all she would have been hottest in the franchisealas
>>750144320Time machine. How do you think they learned about this dance?
>>750140198with great pleasure...
>>750144445She was okay as a romulan, probably because all she needed to do was act like she was on the rag the whole time but you know still.I preferred mirror Kira though. Extremely hammy evil that makes my penis go bwoing.
>>750143981>one of the best written charactersWhen you remove him from the context of his rank and experience, sure. They wanted their cake and to eat it, too, by having the Second Officer of the Federation flagship, a man of over a decade of service (closer to 20 by the start of the show I think?) still be so bad at interacting with people. Like how did he ever get through the Academy without people constantly telling him to stop timing everything to the second?
>>750143817It should have been bob
I'm surprised more people don't have a fantasy about going back in time and giving George Washington/Napoleon/Hadrian/Titus/Genghis Khan/Alexander/Erik a crate of machine guns and an ABRAMS
warning cat about the dangers of horse cock and getting her a bad dragon dildo or something
>>750144573in that case i'm JEALOUS AS FUCK
>>750144579>Go back in time with bob ross to meet Marcus Aurelius>Just to double checkWe've never seen them both in the same room.
>>750144569The academy facilitates his machine autism, there's literally no better place for him to be in the universe than Starfleet, with their strict rules and redundant nature.
>>750144569Easy answer, everyone in Starfleet is fucking autistic.
>>750144646I'd just go back with a picture of istanbul now. The Dream isn't worth it Catherine!
>>750140198if you insist
>>750144445Blame the writing and the general need to have it feel like the hammy, stage devouring vibe of TOS. It's actually a miracle TNG survived beyond its first season, all the actors were wondering what the hell they were doing there and if it was going to get any better, it's just Crosby got the brunt of it and noped out early. She regretted it so much she's made like a decade's worth of cameos as Sela and timelost Tasha Yars in STO.
How bushy was it?
>>750144579The fact that there's not a TV show about some guy going back in time and giving warriors of the past advanced weaponry/tools and just watching them try to figure it out is proof that entertainment industry is not meant for men.
>>750144579The only people who would have fantasies like that are also deep enough down the autist spiral to know that machine guns would be useless without the means to produce reliable ammunition, replacement parts, general upkeep, etc. and that a tank would be completely useless.
I would go back in time to the heroic age when people were 15ft tall (according to the greeks) and I would smooch an Amazon.
>>750144579I actually thought about giving Genghis some jelly beans and other fun stuff from the future but i ran out of ideas after the jelly beans.
>>750143220Most people post-21st century will probably see him the same way as well.
>>750144889>Blame the writingno, she just can't fucking act. not there, not in Pet Sematary, not in bad online games 30 years later.
>>750144904going back in time with a youtube video on how they first made nitroglycerin
>>750144783>Canonically to join starfleet as an officer you have to be pre-filtered to like 5 people out of countless and then put through King Arthur's tests to get in. You know what I think I'll just take the NCO path, I bet they just check you know what way around your console is and sign you up.
>>750144904I wouldn't be so sure, depending on what time period you go back to (mostly any pre-WW1, arguably Napoleonic) a handful of machine guns and a few crates of ammo could take over the world. Most armies didn't number in the tens of thousands for most of history.
>>750144892she probably shaved unfortunately
>>750144979Fuck that, just give him stirrups and watch him shit himself
>>750145026Good choice anon, you have 10 minutes to fix the dihedronic flux-split shitpostificator helix and the restart process takes 15.
>>750139508>seduced Mark Antony by cosplaying as her favorite superheroThe more things change the more they stay the same.
>>750145074It will all just slip out of your control over time or revolt. Besides, the only point of empires is to exploit others; if you have a machine gun you kind of don't need that. You can just threaten surrounding states and get wheat you need that way without often using force.
>>750139508Cleopatra was white and had red hair
>>750144945Same but i'm fucking the neanderthal women and building my own dwarf hold.
>>750141106It's actually Nicky mk2 and all those time travellers were russianhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PebdbTX73a8
>>750139508........friends?
do people study just the romans or do they inevitably study the greeks too? or vice versa?
>>750140198>>750144509Is this the dedicated Egyptian porn thread?
>>750139764joan of arc was a schizophrenic french peasant girl who would most likely refuse to fuck you because of jesus even after you saved her from getting passed around like a chew toy by a bunch of syphilitic angloidscleopatra was a greek queen with a pussy so diabolical it ruined roman politics for two generationsneither of them are marriage material honestly but cleopatra would probably ruin your life in a good way
>>750145556Studying Romans is basically studying Greeks
>>750145556I study all cultures, but the Romans left the best records, especially from the era of the late republic. Helps that the muslims of the 11th century and later italians of the 15th century went to considerable length to preserve it unlike most of history.Compare that to greek records, it's like moralistic fairytales for us to piece shit together from.
>>750145556greeks if you like democracy, theatre, philosphy and 13 year old femboys.romans if you like order, laws, map painting simulators and 13 year old femboys(enslaved).
>Egypt lasts for thousands of years >Gets one dynasty of white people>Immediately falls
>>750145725In other words Cleo would definitely do giantess foot fetish roleplay while pretending to be Venus.
>>750143031My wife is obsessed with colonial american homesteading, and industrial revolution era sea disasters.
>>750144317This bitch!https://files.catbox.moe/qq2re5.webmhttps://files.catbox.moe/51odpz.webm
>>750139950Why would a Greek person be black? Why would an Egyptian person be black, for that matter?
>>750145725I could have fixed her.
>>750140276Epstein
>>750145985What are her thoughts on Franklin's lost expedition and the cursed painting? That's my favorite industrial revolution era sea disaster.
>>750146203If only you knew how distressingly common it is for members of high society and politicians to be pedophiles throughout history, especially in the anglosphere.
If I could time travel I would find the real "Adam and Eve", as in the biological mother and father of all of every human today and kill them.
>>750140276Lenon
>>750146314>greek teachers>ottoman sultans>samurai>afghan mujahideens>jewsany other mentions?
>>750143560I liked having a character that actually pushed back on Data’s bullshit. I think he got coddled too much.
>>750146339Slow down there monkey boy. Don't make me do this to a son.
>>750146543Plenty, just the other day I was revisiting English history during the Napoleonic wars and there was a mention like "btw English parliament's William Beckford fucked a boy"
>>750146649Too late I have already traveled into the future where they invented force fields and immortality you can't stop me
>gayreeks>white
>>750139508Who?
>>750146760I briefly misread this as Peter Beckford, who probably (at least never alleged or attributed) pedo but sure did love slavery.>The colour I think of little moment; and am of opinion with our friend Foote, respecting his negro friend, that a good dog, like a good candidate, cannot be of a bad colour.Not a racist though. Just loved slavery. Big fan.
>>750146225She knows of it, but her preferred disaster is the Essex. (She has an Essex fanfiction (it's fujo shit))
>>750146760I don't know enough about the anglos history but after Henry 8th didn't they go back to being catholic then a week later became protestant then killed their king then the parliament took over then the dutch took over then there was a king again and then everyone in the government became mega-jews? Wtf happened there?
>>750147103EH??SEX?
>thought this was an Egyptian girl thread>it's a /pol/troon fest>>750140198>>750144317>>750144509>>750145565>>750146048Based as fuck.
>>750147103Sperm whales are great. I'll go to Norway and watch 'em someday.
>>750147157Is that a boteslut of a whaling ship?
>>750147176>>it's a /pol/troon festHey buddy the "who's brown" thread is a few pages down:>>750127748
>>750139508DariusburstEarth Defense Force seriesCatherineBomberman seriesMelty Blood: Type Lumina
>>750147108Kings were suddenly like "wait, if I'm ordained by God, doesn't that mean that everything I do is God's will and thusly correct?"Thus absolutism was born. And then the King of Britain behaved very badly and got a lot of his people killed by restarting a civil war over and over again. They put him on a shabby trial and cut his head off.
>>750147198Whales in general are awesome, megafauna that you can physically see is humbling as hell.
>>750147385They're so loud that apparently just being near them while they make their whale noises can paralyze you or shatter bones.
Julius Caesar is very overrated, hell his nephew is the one that truly ended the Republic anyway, people just like the drama between Ceasar and Senate if you ask me. for me?I’d love to visit Gaius Marius or Sulla during the Jugurtha campaign
>>750146543It’s strange how traditional pedophilia is almost all shota and no loli. Basically every culture had pederasty but I can’t think of any pre-modern loli sex besides Muhammad. Maybe straight sex was seen as less romantic since it was associated with marriage and procreation, and maybe they didn’t see much difference between child and adult wives. Still you’d think there’d be some sexy eternal lolis in mythology at least.
>>750147108in very, very short: the catholic/protestant thing was because next two heirs were raised under different faiths and none of them stuck around long enough to cement things but just long enough to make it worse until Elizabeth I, who did and was protestant so set the general tone of "Catholics bad" for the next 500 years. The civil war part is an example of that in practice, but again in very short: it was only a very small group of people who actually wanted to kill the king instead of pulling a magna carta 2 and they subsequently were awful enough to get pushed fucking out.It's way more than that but read a book nigger.
>>750147524The way I see it is that women were marginalized to the point where you could probably very easily get away with it. Just say she's hysterical or her womb is wandering around or something. A guy though, that's, like, a full citizen. People will know.
>>750147524spitting on the ground as I do it because fuck sociologists but: You can't have illigitmate heirs from bussy. That probably sometimes (but not always) played a part. Free sex no whoopsies. Especially since for example the romans were so horny they used up all their miracle contraception plant.
>>750147479Caesar beat Pompey, one of the, if not the, greatest general of the Late Republic. He upturned the corrupt optimates and paved the foundations of an empire, I don't believe Caesar is as overrated as contrarians would like to proclaim.
>>750147596ive read many books, including the facebook
>>750147325This is why the pope is loathe to use papal infallibility. There's a neat story in the church, idk if true, about a pope that plans on misusing papal infallibility and he dies the night before he's going to announce whatever thing, which probably scared the successors out of ever trying something like that again.
>>750147808Pompey beat Caesar first though.
>>750142257>You would not be literate and free without the morality he and his followers taught during their persecutionRomans were literate and free before Christianity, and serfs were neither literate nor free under feudal christendom. Now I will absolutely concede that many of the Enlightenment's greatest contributors were Christians, but those aspects of morality don't seem exclusive to Christianity.
>>750147929Probably bullshit, history is stuffed to the brim with signs and prophecies and omens made up after the fact. It was expected.
>>750147524I mean you could be sold wives of like any age, most roman generals married 12-14 year olds after they had a successful career.
>>750147479Caesar isn't overrated, he is proper rated but overdid everyone else.
>>750147808Not that guy but reading his gaul campaign book tells me he definitely knew or knew a guy who could build shit and liked talking about building shit. Missed a career in carpentry right there.Also fuck scouts apparently. Looking at shit and counting is apparently hard.
>>750148037Yeah it struck me as a but too coincidental that he declared that he was going to misuse the power and then was magically dead by the next morning. More likely the swiss guard or another priest smothered him.
>>750147979Christianity's unique traits is the supremacy of the downtrodden, and a strong leaning towards introspection. Like you can't sacrifice a bull to Jesus or conquer a tribe in the name of Mars, you've got to actually be a good Christian. This is why slave abolition became such a successful movement in the west - Not just because people empathized with the slaves, but that they were worried they were committing a sin by letting it happen.
>>750147925Shit my bad professor. I have face blindness so I couldn't read that one. >>750147929>Loathe to use infalliabilityOnly a bulled thing for a century before being shit on. I prefer the gift of constantine for papal bullshit: it went on far longer.
>>750148090Yeah, guys like Cicero, or women like Cleopatra would've absolutely dominated whatever era they ended up in, had their opponent not been Octavian.
>>750146543What about Nero kidnapping and castrating a young boy because he looked somewhat like Nero's late wife?
>>750148287Based great man theorist.
>>750147979>Now I will absolutely concede that many of the Enlightenment's greatest contributors were Christians,Arguably Christian in name only because otherwise, they're dead.
>>750148325To be fair given how Sporus got passed around after Nero he clearly was prime ass.
>>750148325I think Nero's overall been done dirty by history, but that he did to that guy's really fucked up.
>>750148420Atheism was generally "fine" and one of the cornerstones of the French revolution to get rid of the clergy alongside the nobility. It was mostly just high moralists like Robespierre clinging on to christianity and persecuting atheists.
>>750143395good people?
>>750140140>t. Dr. George Trayvonious Brown, PHD in African Studies
>>750148325I was listing more groups but i remember that after Nero died every other claimant to the empire claimed that boy as a war spoil and after one proclaimed that he would rape said boy in public the latter killed himself.
>>750141779>massive slut that messes everything upYep, she is the embodiment of women
>>750145845oyramids were built like two thousand years before cleopatra was born and egypt was well into it's decline by the Ptolemies, that's like blaming the fall of rome on hitler
>>750139508>that guyAlfred Epstein?!
>>750145269Umm, sweetie, you'll find that Cleopatra was called BEAUTIFUL. That means she HAD to have been black as tar. You wouldn't disagree (because that makes you a HUGE racist), would you?
>>750140276The guy with the cool mustache and sunglasses. You know.
>>750140376The idea makes the cathies and frenchies go nuts but she was probably fucking half the people following her. Don't blame her either desu.
>>750148557>Robespierre clinging on to christianityHe wanted to invent a new religion that included worshipping a woman to steer the zeal to the revolution's benefit. He died a simp, and the Cult of Reason was already hated by the Third Estate for killing wholesome chungus bishops.
>>750149114I fucking knew that guy was up to no good. What with his love of comedy and funny walk.
>>750148437There really must've been something special about him.
>>750139950
>>750149231>>750140376Given her military tactics were basically the most retarded thing I've ever seen and the transcription of her trial after being captured by burgundians, I actually think she really needed to get laid more than anything else.
>>750149352Nubia has many, many more pyramids than Egypt.
>>750141779She extremely exemplifrd and basically exaggerated every aspect of ejypt so that she could get ceaser/Anthony on her side. She is the most well known female because she was God-tier at marketing, though fairly shit at playing sides when the winner wasn't objectively there.
shut the fuck up and post Egyptian sluts, go back to your poopjeet containment board
>>750149375Bro she was a 17 year old peasant girl.
>>750141106he lost
>>750149306Maybe roman boys were built different, I mean the only thing keeping Hadrian from pulling a valentinian while being a hyper micro-manager was Antoninus if you ask me. Just look what happened when he died.
>>750144320Considering the panel mentioning she interacts with a lot of time travellers? Hmm... I guess we'll never know
>>750147781doesn't girl ass achieve the same thing though
>>750149413Yeah and there's way more plankton on the sea than whales but they're both underwater animals, same shit different ass.
>>750149495Out of ten!
>>750140376>>750143214She was also associated with Gilles de Rais, who was the 15th-century Epstein.>>750140376Isn't there a report of a guy saying that she had very good-looking breasts?
>>750149614WHAT?FUCK I'VE BEEN FUCKING BOYS FOR -NOTHING- GOODBYE WONDROUS HOMOSEXUALITY. MY PENIS IS ONLY FOR WOMEN NOW.
>Anglos were still seething at Joan of Arc 600 years laterBased schizo tomboy waifu.
>>750149647I'm pretty sure Gilles epsteined around after she died, so he was probably normal before that and then lost all faith afterwards.
>>750149575Does that mean that Jesus will, for the rest of time, be the most desired person to visit? I can't see many humans giving a shit come the year 3000 AD.
>>750149696Based graffiti anon
>>750149758He was accused of it from a clergy he was fueding with and the evidence came from peasents who were known to be bought out. Really gilles is a very odd case of what happened when the French upper class wanted to ruin a specific guy
>>750149806We (very rarely) have a good time here don't we.
>>750149896The French king could ruin the entire knight templars order for cash. Shit was ruthless back then.
>>750149909>Most graffiti was just shitposting quotes from popular playsBaneposting's ancestor...
This is probably the only good thread on this board right now. Unfortunately i gotta hit the gym now but i will do so imagining i'm a roman centurion during the conquest of Alexandria.
>>750150013ROMAOMA
>>750149758Can't blame him for losing faith given how she went out. Must've been insanely demoralizing.
>>750141939How the hell didn't she became an Habsburg tier incest monstrosity?
I love brown women
>>750150142Incest does mean 100% crazy, but it means 70% crazy. Exceptions like Cleopatra happened all the time and usually ended up enforcing incest as a practice, making more retard babies that died horribly
>>750139508>that guyMohammad? Moses? Abraham? Zoroaster?
>>750150418Uncle Adolph, he has an endless parade of time travelers trying to kill or protect him at any moment.
>>750150142The King's Woes will sometimes all coalesce into one man.
>>750150030I really really like this image. Mind if I save it?
>>750150643Imagine the secret war happening behind the scenes between time travelers trying to kill and save him.
Imagine God of War in egypt
>>750150643You would think people would realize that going back in time to pre-assassinate someone or protect him would probably make him crazy enough to do the things Hitler is stated to do. Hell maybe Hitler litterally did do nothing and it was a time traveler he did it to justify their own existence
>>750141939what a slut
>>750149909I wonder what became of themI hope they got to live long,nice lives, living door to door, marrying hot and industrious Roman women and having lots of kids they could name after each other (Gaius Primus, Aulus Primus, etc)
>
>>750148070Romans married pre-teen and teen women so they could have a few more years debauching with their bros while their wife grew up.
>>750148287And Octavian wouldn't have been able to do that without Agrippa winning his greatest battle.
>>750150030If you're a tourist faggot incapable of talking about video games, maybe.
>>750139950I got suspended for saying Cleopatra wasn't black
>>750139508I love Cleo being calm and charismatic enough to have had an audience with several time travelers without much fuss. Loveliest wine aunt in history.
>>750139950>"experts" claim>research suggests sure thing tranny, and your axe wound is a real vagina.
>>750152890Those time travellers? Shotas.
>>750144454Cleo probably giggles and poses like this when taking selfies with time visitors.
>>750140276Gilgamesh obviously
>>750140276me, actuallyi hung out with like a bunch of time travelers this week alone
>>750142017Nipples through clothes are such a weird gray area in America. I remember watching Friends on Nick at Nite in the 2010s wondering how it was allowed when so many other things were censored.
>>750139950God I wish
>>750139508Pharah?
>>750153952nipples should never be censored for any reason.
>>750153952Nickelodeon?Please show me examples of what you're talking about. Not because I'm requesting child pornography.
>>750140276Ska-badabadabadoo-belidabbelydabbladabbladabblabab-belibabbelibabbelibabbelabbelo-doobelidoo
>>750154816Friends, it ran reruns on Nick. I don't know if you could get away with doing it on TeenNick, I'm sure Dan Schneider would have considered it at least.
>>750155148No it can't be it must be heetlor
>>750139508Cleopatria was an omegawhore. I do not want Marc Antony's used goods..
>>750155148absolutely skeebababapelabobababaloobased
>>750155780>historical figures only existed at only one point in timejust travel to a time when she was still a virgin nigga and make her an omegawhore before you dump her
>>750150847He died to make men like you and me free so go ahead brother.
>>750149623you have an extremely low IQ
>>750142201
>>750139508I've been playing RE5 with a friend. It is quite entertaining, I prefer the level design of RE4 but the refined mechanics compensate for it.
>>750155148>make a typo in the space-time url in my time machine>meet scatman Hitler
I didn't know Hitler actually existed
>>750157146Yeah i bet your's pretty high up there huh?
>>750148560yeah, with the bad misfortune of being ejected by force from every country they've ever attempted to live in
>>750157820But he's already German?
>>750158120Couldn't be Hitler then.
>>750158176Anschluss says yes
>>750158176I don't care what they tell you in school, Hitler was black
>>750157884He doesn't he's a joke like 9/11
>>750158120kek
>>750143220>entirely reasonable for wiping out their own nationsshalom
>>750140489I would save her because I respect frogs more than I respect the Br*tish.
>>750139950Even if she was her greatest achievements were taking white dick, is that what you want to represent the pinnacle of blackness... a white man's cumrag?
>>750149413Why does noone talk about them then I wonder....
>>750160376They're spacecraft, anon. They flew back to their home planet.
>>750160459>spacecraftThe nubian ones? Yes. Now as for the egyptian ones...
>>750140519>historical reconstruction>modern eyeliner, lip gloss and not a single blemish
>>750139508What a cool thing to say
>>750160712It's also missing her alice in chains tshirt and a malbro in her lip
>>750143031Yes>https://youtu.be/ayQQrt0hP04
>>750140948Based
>>750141056>Julius Caesar>not in second place4th and 5th are occupied by Genghis Khan and Gilgamesh respectively.
>>750155148>Scatman John died before his world get be fully achievedGrim
I like this guy's Cleopatra drawings, she seems chill
>>750139508when/where would your first time travel jump be to?mine would be every single historical UFO sightingthen I'd go watch the hindenburg asplode
>>750158281why the fuck am i laughing at this stupid ass post that only works in this one specific context in this single threadi hatelove you people
>>750161761>then I'd go watch the hindenburg asplode>can travel to any time and place in history>decides to go to fucking New Jersey
>>750161905but back then it was old jersey
>>750161905It's got da badabing maybe he'll get schome hoowas
>>750161761I’d go back to meet Napoleon, see if all the memes about his height were ever accurate. Then I’d give him a history book about what went wrong with his campaigns and see if he can do better with foresight.
>>750162026give him this too
>>750155148I smiled so fucking hard supressing a laugh.
>>750162026It's already been confirmed his height was a purposeful misunderstanding by the British for propaganda purposes, he was average for his time.
>>750149768Yes, reddit Ai will have taken over the world by then and people will long for the old times
>>750139950Accord to Trey the AGPologist Cleopatra was literally the white pharaoh meme.https://youtu.be/QTKY51UkVY4?t=618
>>750161836You think i'm joking lad?https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-55173605
>>750139508I don't have friends
>>750161761I just want to go to the Library of Alexandria and
>>750155148Scatman?
>>750143727It was definitely better when the ruling class butchered eachother to solidfy power and ensure stability in the region instead of today where we do the reverse.
>>750144320Jesus is also after her time
>>750141674not going to austrian painter and helping him defeat turing's decryption
>>750161574I looked at a few earlier, and yeah they are sweet. I like how Cleopatra is written like a girl-next-door character, except the "next door" is two millennia away. I like to imagine the guy she's speaking to has this super-secret elaborate time machine, but he only uses to hang out with his historical figure friends and bullshit with them.
>>750166704>>750161574artist?
>>750166749DocksEcky
>>750166816thank you
>>750161761I'd go back and watch all the U.S. pacific nuclear tests.After that, maybe Dale Jr. winning the 2001 Pepsi 400.
>>750160376They do. Almost non-stop.
It's still crazy to me to think that the pyramids were ancient, mysterious wonders even in her day.
>>750166884I get why they use Papyrus. I still have to point out that font is ruined for reasons that should be obvious.
>>750169519Even to those pyramid builders, a lot of the really old pyramids were strange and ancient. Like the Red Pyramid.In fact, over the course of Egypt's history, they several times lost the art of making pyramids and had to rediscover how to do it. Like the Bent Pyramid, which was a complete failure.
>>750169519We probably know more about them than they did
>>750141674Apologize for not eating enough Quaker oats
>>750139950>I don't care about reality, it's the way I imagine/want it to be
>>750149375yet she's the reason france won the war lol
>>750139508Cleo had short hair? I thought she, and the majority of her family, wore wigs?
>>750149647>She was also associated with Gilles de Rais, who was the 15th-century EpsteinHe was actually innocent. If you want to go down a rabbit hole look up how much evidence was actually produced against him and who his prosecutors were. The church always hated him and wanted to have his lands and wealth, and his "confession" was extracted through torture. No physical evidence of any kind was ever provided.
>>750139764>Gets killed because she thinks your a witch
>>750169783I apologise for not eating enough.
>>750170010Wearing men's clothes is what really did her in. She just couldn't stop and that was inexcusable.
>>750166884>It sucks
>>750140948OH! Little Caesar! That's fucking funny!
>>750162912 >>750145453I believe you and others can find friends! I hope for the best for you.
>>750141106I just wish we could have seen dancing skinny granpa Hitler. Like give him a few drinks and play some records I'd love to see the old feller laughing his ass off slappin his knees at a hootenanny
>>750169652wasn't the bent pyramid one of the earliest, they didn't have any art to lose before it
>>750140376That's the best part
>>750141674>not going to the mustache man and showing him https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMG_x4BmIr0
>>750170898take me back
>>750170898https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHLuwm9BzIkSome of us will live long enough to see these videos be older than Hitler's death was when these videos were made.
>>750169783I would go back in time and kill Wilt Kellog for being in all likelihood responsible for my circumcision
>>750170867>>750140376I'm charmed by this idea she was this know-nothing medival French idol and a cadre of knights escorted her around from battlefield to battlefield to give battle cry performances in front of hordes of medieval linemen waving their glowstick torches in unison
>>750171597Er, Will Kellog
>>750140140>Greeks who only marry in the family to keep their bloodline pure>"ohhh I bet that's how they became black!"Take your noggles off.
>>750161761I don't care about visiting historical figures. I would use time travel to make different life choices.
>>750170051my HERO
>>750141779She didn't really do anythingShe's mostly famous because Caesar liked her (he was an eccentric after all)Augustus just casually killed her afterwards, and I don't think Caesar would have minded that much if he was still alive either
>>750173768She showed up and that's half the battle
>>750173616Based and apple pie pilled
>>750160712Agreed. They should've given her Egyptian make up of the time, we have surviving examples of lip rouge, blush, oil based moisturiser + skin tint combos, and kohl eyeliner and mascara.At Cleopatras time there would also be cosmetics from Rome and the near east. Lead based creams would add a subtle shimmer and glow to the skin, unlike the pasty white we like to imagine.
I like to make renders of ancient egyptian stuff
>>750139508MUH DICK AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHI MISS MY PALESTINIAN EX
>>750170867why are they brown
Egyptian women be like...
>>750174418
>>750174109this looks horrendous
>>750139764>he fell for the Joan memesclassic tomboyfag behavior
>>750139508>that guyNapoleon? Also why the fuck do people visit Cleopatra? To know who had a bigger dick between Caesar and Mark Anthony?
>>750149909I miss Gaius and Aulus posting
>>750175563how so
for me my historical waifu is maria nikolaevna
>>750176601Surprisingly photogenic family compared to almost every other royal family
>>750169283Its still so insane to me that the burst from Starfish was so high up and so bright, that it was seen both in Hawaii and New Zealand.
>>750150013>perhaps he's wondering why you would stab a man twenty three times before throwing him out of a senate
>>750140519Yuck, the eyes look too semitic.
>>750155148Okay yeah, I absolutely would be KICKIN' IT TO A FAT JAM, KICKIN' IT WITH THE SCATMAN
>>750141779At the time of Cleopatra's birth Egypt was a militarily irrelevant satellite of Rome that was doomed to be annexed. She actually played the hand she was dealt incredibly well and very nearly became the matriarch of an Antonian dynasty that would have ruled the known world. Antony ultimately let her down, but you go to war with the Roman simp you have, not the one you might want.
>>750179626>you go to war with the Roman simp you have, not the one you might wantkek
>>750176601Wow she's so cute, I sure hope she doesn't get murdered by bolsheviks
>>750139508>>750140276>>750141106>hello mr adolf>haha yes its weird seeing a mexican around viena these days but we're a fan of your work>no not the paitings i guess im a little early>you won't get my message now but one day you will>don't invade russia before defeating the western allies>i know they're subhuman slavoid scum but hold it off for 10 years>there this jewish guy, if you can don't let him leave the country>ask him about splitting the atom and what happens when you do it>if everything goes to shit, stick to going to the south cone, it will be a german paradise on Earth, they won't even let me in>tell mengele to stay away from water and Brazil in general, it's mongrel country>ventilate stauffenberg as soon as possible and buy really heavy furniture>most important of all, have fun :^)
>>750180668I would use a time machine to save her, tsar nick and his family if I could
