RED ALERT, RED ALERTTHE SWITCH 2 HACKS HAVE ALREADY ALLOWED THE HB LAUNCHER TO BE ADDED HOLY SHIT https://x.com/ravensclawx/status/2113424777910075878EMULATOR IS COMING IN A FEW WEEKS EASILY
>Tendis SWORE up and down for a year that Switch 2 was impossible to hack and it just couldn't be done >Gets hackedOh I'm laughing! Metroid Ravenous, Ocarina of Time Remake, the next 3D Mario?ALL DAY ONE FOR FREE ON MY PC HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>750178217>>750178454NOOOOOOOOOOOO @NINTENDO @FBI @TRUMP DO SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!MAY. YOU. GET. CAUGHT!
>>750178958Kek, it's so funny how PC chads just keep winning
Two threads?
I won't be buying a switch 2.
>>750178454>people are able to rip switch 2 games now>AI can decompile the games to run on PC natively instead of making an emulatorInterestingly enough we'll probably see Switch 2 exclusives playable on PC and being ported everywhere in due time
>>750178454@NINTENDO @NINTENDO_AMERICA @FBI @CIA @MARIO @POTUSDO SOMETHING
>>750178217NOOOOOONINTENDO, DO SOMETHING!!!
>>750179085Please understand. er*c needs a win so bad.
>>750178454Just tempering your expectations here, this is a software exploit so it'll get patched. Any games released now or in the immediate future (including OoT26) will be able to be dumped, but Metroid and other 2027+ games will need a new exploit which could take a while.
Absolute fucking niggers sharing this exploit before a full chain is availablethank god for Claude though
>>750178217I don't really care about the baby steps. Let me know when we can pirate games and/or emulate.>IN A FEW WEEKS EASILYGreat if true, but these threads are just so full of shitposting from both sides I'm very much not inclined to believe it right now.
Vibe coded slop btw
>>750181326Just admit you lost
>>750181371Yet you're fine with AAA devs using ai
>>750181371So?
>>750181415yeah I did lose the chance to backup all my games and have a system I can keep offline until the next big breakthrough
>>750181478Uh ... You're supposed to be mad
>>750181371AI bad when it steals from [the little guy]AI good when it steals from large corpoits that simple.
>AIslop>PCfags keep begging to play Nintendo games as usualyou are like a parody.
>>750182870Enjoy your $500 console while I enjoy it for free
>>750182832
>>750183032OHHHHHHHHHHH HE'S HURT
>>750182870But you tendies are the ones always portbegging?
>>750178217>has been injecting png on the screen for days now>still spend time adding new pngs and nothing else;
>>750181441>sir every aaa use ai they told us>can you show us any of those ai vibe coded aaa>no sir look at the blog post from kumarg saarberg he says it's real
>/v/ goes on and on for over a year how the switch 2 sucks and has no games>all of a sudden they want the console hacked to play the gameswhats going on?
>>750184394>>750184442So mad eric
>>750184462Literally just one schizo malding about nintendo existingAll the timeEvery day of his life
>>750182832This but unironically.If artificial intelligence is used to fuck over society then it's only fair game if The People poison the poisoner with their own poison.Sure, this will end up in widespread regulations for AI but it'll expose the Trump administration since they did nothing when it was being used to generate child pornography and deep fakes en masse.
>>750184462That pic is of our literal most hated game of 2026 and of all time tendie
>>750184462Fuck off Enel
>>750181371So, has he done any other project or is it another sloppa abandoned after Claude cannot make an exploit in one prompt?
>>750183220Nintendo fans are portbegging for Nintendo games? Care to show me where that's happening?
>>750184462But you tendies are always the ones portbegging? Bro you can keep your shitty Shitendo Shitch Poo games, Fortunes Weave is unironically our most hated game of the year.
IT WAS A CONSOLE OF ROME
I hope Nintendo tracks every single person who does this and puts them in extreme debt.
>>750180710>>750179816Reminder that 90% of Monolithsoft staff was laid off after XCXDE flopped (this explains why Geneshits looks worse than XC1 on Wii and why all the Xenoblade Shitch Poo versions are all broken vibecoded sloppa) so Enel and his discord is super desperete to shill the dead ruined shitty censored series. If geneshits flops (which will happen) its OVER for Takahackshit
>>750181116Let the jeets swim in thier shit a little longer anon, its amusing to see them squirm
>>750184864Eric the raped
@NINTENDO@NINTENDO OF AMERICA@UN@FAMITSU@REALDONALDTRUMP@FBI@CIA@ICE@PUTIN@NRTANYAHU@AVENGERS@DUMBLEDORE@LEAGUE OF JUSTICE@TRANNYJANNIESDO SOMETHING!!!!!!
>Playstation 5 is wide open>Switch 2 is just getting startedJaps are getting bodied kek
you still are not really good at those false flag panix larp eric. your incomprehensible baby talk is too unique
>>750181116>but Metroid and other 2027+ games will need a new exploit which could take a while.That while being extracting everything they can out of this one. If you know the inner workings, you know how to bypass them.>>750184876Im really confused by this line of reasoning though, do tendies really think firmware-limited exploits and breaks arent common and have no wider implications? Or is denial just not cutting it anymore?
>>750184876fuck off vtranny
>>750181371I'm all against clankers but shit hardware deserves shit solutions and absolutely no hard work should be wasted into it.
>>750184817This
>>750184619>this will end up in widespread regulations for AIand thats a good thing!
>>750186015I think that implies Digital ID and widespread tracking for every human that enters the internet. Complete control of information. It would be funny if that was the plot from the start.
>>750185848Nothing funnier than seeing an overconfident fame/money hungry retard entering into the cracking/emulation scene without taking the minimal security steps to not get caught.Reminder that reddit, google, discord and any other website will give your personal data (phone number, name, home adress,bank data...) if asked.The funniest part is that having a total anonymous profile without personal data is easy as fuck. It's all about being carefull and not having a oopsie poopsie attention whore moment.
>>750178217I refuse to betray Nintendo just because they want $70 instead of $60 now
>>750178454Nah, it's a software exploit that's already been patched out.
No one else seems to have realized this, but publicly announcing the exploit has opened everything up to lawsuits.
>>750186560Good, I hope Nintendo uses lube, because Eric you got raped like ten time over.
>>750178217Cool, happy for those who celebrate. I don't care about an emulator since I already have a Switch 2 but I'm interested to know how soon we can expect the OoT remake models to be ripped because I need 3D animators to get on making the most sexo animations of Saria, Malon, and Ruto asap.
>>750186560Attention whores that can't keep a low profile while doing illegal activities deserve to get raped.
>>750186506>that's already been patched out.Umm what are you doing there, fellow customer?>Open settingsWait you're not>Network settingsNo....no you cant...>Airplane modeNo stop you're not even on a plane!>"On"NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
>>750186171>>750186560I'm sorry what laws were broken here?
>>750184462Honestly? Yeah, for a moment I was like "maybe I should buy a Sw2 before they patch it" but then I remembered realistically I'd only want to try Pokopia, and not that much. I'd rather wait for the inevitable PC port now lol.
>>750186760Laws are for the common citizen, not the rich. And this lack of understanding is why retards like (You) that think their are untouchable get constantly raped without lube.Doesn't matter if you aren't legally™ breaking your cunt's law since Nintendo can sue your ass and ruin your life forever.And no, nobody will do shit to save (You) when a big company's interest.
>>750181116Oh no, thats just like every other exploit!
>>750186715I swear all console niggers are the same.They all yap about how cracking works when not knowing the bare minumun
>>750184462All games should run on PC. All console niggers should bow to us
>go to gamestop>take a picture of ocarina of time's box on the shelf with my phone>tell claude to port it to pc>already done by the time I get back home
>>750178454@NINTENDO @FBI @CIA @POTUS @MOSSAD @ONIONS_OFFICIAL @BLACKED.COM @ELONMUSKDo SOMETHING!!!! THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!!!!!
>>750187071Give it a couple of months and the same consoleniggers will be saying Switch 2 is the best console ever because you can homebrew it to own your games unlike PS6 and HelixThese fucks dont even get paid for this.
>>750184462I never said I wasn't buying it because I don't like Nintendo games, I said I wasn't buying it because I don't like Nintendo
>>750184658Hello one month old newfag.
>>750186985Sure.the laws that were broken?
Don't care, still won't buy the Shitch 2 despite owning every single previous nintendo system Fact is, we WILL get emulation and recomps once piracy is enabled, and in this new gen of AIsloppa codding, I am willing to bet on that instead. I am not poor, I just have way too much consoleshit fatigue
>>750187408Irrelevant.Get sued :)
>>750187408>piracy is legal because... I don't read the law and licenses I accepted!
>shitch>coddingSometimes, you just know.
>>750187445>>750187452Guys, i really need those things, you know, the things that the jury needs to put me in jail, i think they're called laws.
>>750187484If you're only counter argument is being a gramar nazi, then its all over anon.
>>750187503What you need to know is how suing works and how it can ruin your life while 100% innocent
>>750187539Cool. What laws were broken?
>sonys are still falling for sora slop
>>750181371AI rips through security, nothing new here. Passwords and encryption is there only to stop anyone without a HMB from cracking your every internet orifice wide open.
>>750187614That's the neat part, none.
>>750187614It’s actually not legal to make digital “backup copies”. The law has always been one piece of software for one computer, troon
>>750184462Eric isn't /v/.
>>750186473Why are you loyal to a corporation? What have they done for you?
>>750187661So he won't get caught and nintendo won't do shit about it except patch and ask X to politely ban the profile.>>750187679I'm not seeing anything that points to that guy doing digital backup copies. Ever read the disclaimer "This is only for research purposes and we don't condone piracy" on literally every open source jailbreak repository?
>>750187758You understand why a soldier can execute you on wartimes despite not breaking any law? Well, same logic goes for big companies suing your ass and ruining your life.
>>750178217How could this happen to such a wonderful corporation and its so very normal and kind fanbase? What did they ever do to deserve this?:(
>>750178217YOU CANNOTO DORU THISU TO NINTENDO IPRU! THIS ISA CEASEU AND DESISTO!!!
>>750187719That's such a strange question considering history.
>>750187851>You understand why a soldier can execute you on wartimes despite not breaking any lawIt's called wartime laws.>Well, same logic goes for big companies suing your ass and ruining your life.There's no "piss mad corpo laws".Are you that much of a cultist that you compare Nintendo to a wartime Nation State?
>>750187983>NOOO THE LAW SAY X, LAWS AND RULES ARE ABSOLUTE, EVERYBODY FOLLOW AND IS PROTECTED BY THEMHonestly, are you on the spectrum?
>>750188087>NOOOO LAWS ARE NOT REAL MY BILLIONAIRE COMPANY CAN DO WHATEVER THEY WANT THEY RULE ZE WOLRD!!!
>>750178217I‘m so glad i didn‘t cave and buy a switch 2 for metroid ravenous when it was on sale. Almost did it too
>>750188191As I thought. Hope you go to therapy
>>750188198Same, I can't wait to enjoy it for free kek
>>750188265>But... I thought my favorite company was above laws...
>>750178217okay? still not hacking mine and will buy the games to support Nintendo
>>750178217Fucking finally. I'll still wait for the OLED though.
>>750188305based
May you be caught. That's all I'll say.May you be caught.
>>750188394It's "May you GET caught" you neanderthalGet the script right
>nonono this gen will be the one where hackers lose>ps5 wide opem>switch 2 getting its first hackshow many times does this have to happen until people learn
>>750178217All aboard the rape train.
>>750188441To be fair it would have taken a lot longer for both if it wasn‘t for AI
Tendie pedos be like "I will defend the jew corporation with my life and report everything to them!"You have to see it to believe that such low t individuals exist.
>>750178217please noI bought a nintendo console for the first time in my life earlier this year thinking the prices would skyrocket (they didn't) and it won't get hacked for at least a few yearsshould've trusted the plan
>>750178454Nobody expected Claude to enable this half a year ago. I wouldn’t celebrate though. This basically means nothing is safe and never will be safe again. Right now it’s focused on frivolous things like video games, but the php security exploit is just a small taste of what the future holds.>impossibleSaid nobody except for tech illiterate children.
>>750188610>Said nobody except for tech illiterate children.99% of /v/'s nintendo fans then
>>750184619Yeah, Nintendo famously invested heavily in AI.
Is there a day that goes by where snoys aren't obsessing over nintendo?
>>750188394God forgives
>>750188693>stating this on /v/pot, kettle, etc
>>750188675More like 99,9% of /v/.
>>750188745Where are the Tendie-run Snoy hate threads, though?
>>750181371No one fucking cares about crying about AI except leftists/troons. programming is a solved problem now. Very soon the reaction to "this was coded by AI!" Will be identical to "the person solved 4738478393*49298503 by using a calculator!"
>>750188610>nothing is safe and never will be safe againwe're talking about a toy console made for playing games
It's not a hack until I see a unnoficial DOOM running on homebrew container.
>>750188274Update your programming, bot.
>>750188798search for weekly famitsu on archives or on the catalog if it's still up for the week, that asylum has been here forever perpetually.
>>750181371>>750188805
>>750181116>but Metroid and other 2027+ games will need a new exploit which could take a while.I called this happening even before claude started doing insane shit with software. It is not going to take a while. Unless they start making claude treat all this like asking it to make a bioweapon, there is nothing any of these corporations can do. It's only going to get worse and worse for them from here. We're seeing the death of proprietary software in real time.
>>750188798Tendies have a fucking general for that.
>>750188805>programming is a solved problem now.It very much is not. But it will be. Quantum Computing is leaping forward every year and when it becomes viable, Quantum AI will solve pretty much everything.
>>750188798>>750174613
>>750188806Yes, and the implications are still dire. This shouldn‘t be celebrated. This actually has the potential to be an existential threat to society, and people cheer for their hateboner for Tendies being validated.
Famitsu won
The craziest thing about the prospect of switch 2 recomps is that the console is a weak piece of shit. You‘ll be able to run those games on 10 year old toasters unlike ps5 games
>>750188858>next version of claude comes>"claude hack me the pentagon whiie doing a nuzlocke run of Red">madman just does it.The Will Smith spaghetti days are over
>>750188907>>750188975Every corporation deserves it for using insecure shitty software and operating systems and never putting care and time into development since the 90s. Reminder that nintendo and sony are both using their own shitty fork of FreeBSD thinking they can do better than everyone else.
>>750189026When banks get hacked and everyone that uses online banking has everything stolen, then what
>>750188857>>750188970>>750188951So that’s one thread compared to the dozens of threads Snoys vomit into the catalog about whatever „Tendies are on suicide watch“ about now? Yeah, that totally seems equivalent.
>>750189057Stop noticing...
>>750189049how do you think banks work?
>>750188986Yeah even the prospect of an emulator made me think the overhead might make it difficult to run on my modest PC, but if there are recomps that won't be an issue and everything will be full speed day 1
>>750189113How do you think online banking works?
>>750189049It's not that easy, you're comparing a toy console physically available to everyone to remote servers with load balancers and network-level security. Yesterday's PHP CVEs did not have any PoC and attempts at hacking were blocked en masse by cloudflare, not even reaching the servers (and seeing if the vibe coded hacks worked at all).This is not some magical tool. It will only eat the bad apples.
>>750178217>all the thing all show is just want Nintendo allow Smile basic to do.Nonononono
>>750189057Don't worry, this is a slow day for sony, next time they sneeze this puny amount of threads will look like child's play.
>>750188986>he doesn't know about the breakthrough in ps5 emulation and the way they can optimize shaders to the point god of war runs on toaster at 60 fps already
>>750189142It’s not common that a security exploit causes this many websites to go down for a day or two to apply a fix.
>>750189057Did you happen to conveniently missed all "oh nonono snoybros" when all the recent ps5 jailbreaks landed not even a week ago.Are you a goldfish?
>>750189146>just what Nintendo allows SmileBASIC to do>proceeds to pull SmileBASIC from all storefronts and announces an emergency system updateCURIOUS!
>>750189057You fags are the new snoys. You infest everything and spam nintendo dicksucking threads despite being a tiny minority of the board and actively screech at pc now.
>>750189151>implying it’s only the Tendies who relentlessly mock Sony on /v/ when they release a shitty movie game or kill physical media or leak a bunch of user info.
>>750189236Tendies are NEVER the perpetrators, they are only ever the victims! They are not literally exactly the same type of retard as snoys at all!
>>750189142The tool will keep improving. AI has barely gotten started
>>750178454fpbp
1 weekly famitsu general that only shows up on thursdays/fridays vs vast amounts of spam threads about nintendo from monday to sundayWho will win?
>>750189214First of all, there was no exploit. It was a CVE. Secondly, how it works is that very bad CVEs are usually "secretly" disclosed to major players so that they can preemptively fix before the public disclosure. However, someone leaked the CVE before the date, so everyone had to shut down their PHP servers because the date for the fix had to come yet. Clanker didn't shut down the servers or something.This could have been prevented by simply not using PHP, a dogshit insecure language that almost no one uses anymore.See >>750189026>>750189307Vague statements don't apply.
>>750189280well at least you aren't denying they weren't there, that's an improvement, keep up lol.
>>750189057Meanwhile you tendies raid other threads because God forbids having non nintendo threads here
>>750189360The reporting was that the security problems were found by AI.
>>750189451The security problems != exploit found. And they were found by a guy using AI like almost every other vulnerability being found in the last year in anything. There's no proof of concept for an exploit, making a PoC is another matter entirely.
>>750189430What makes someone a tendie? Is it being fatigued by the deluge of tendie hate threads posted day in and day out by obvious Snoys? I wonder.
>>750189541Yeah anon because you FAGGOTS don't beg jannies to close threads or make threads like this one>>750157634Or spam buy an ad in non nintendo threads.
>>750184596you're the schizo. We are all Eric
the more things change...
>>750189569Why would that be a Tendie thread? Also, if jannies did their job we wouldn’t have 3 threads in the catalog at the same time about the same topic.
>>750189541>What makes someone a tendie?Getting butthurt and making posts like yours in threads like this while raging over snoys unprompted is a pretty big tell.
>>750189113yeah exactly. banks have been trying to get away with having less and less of your money for centuries
>>750189637>don’t mention the snoys, it brands you as a tendie!Who falls for that retard logic?
>>750189529>There's no proof of concept for an exploit, making a PoC is another matter entirelySo what the AIjeet did with MKW doesnt count because....
>>750189628>Why would that be a Tendie thread?Because they're grossly insecure that Capcom's been crushing Nintendo in releases and quality. You already have one of the usual tendie spammers in there playing defense force.
>>750189685Snoys are all but dead, they only live on rent free in the heads of tendies. Tendies are just as obnoxious as the snoys of old and tendies and snoys go hand in hand, they're the exact same thing, and they're the only ones who don't see that.
>>750184693QRD? Who's Enel? NTA btw
>>750178217thats ai nintendo consoles are unhackable you dumb jeet retard
>shitch 2 security: gaped>tendies: raped>diaper: loaded>normies: revenged
what about switch 1? can you normally hack lite and oled, im too lazy to solder stuff
>>750189738>One tendie spamming a thread>"It's a tendie thread!">dozens of snoys making threads wishing tendies a swift death>"Why bring up snoys unprompted?"
>>750178454>>750178454Serves them right for ending Pokemon Bank and the 3DS Nintendo Network.
>>750189951I‘m surprised there haven‘t been more switch ports tbqh. I know emulation is good enough but still
>>750189951yes the hack was founded before the switch 2 even released and they holded on to it until switch 2 out to see if it would work on it too and it did
>>750178454Based, not giving Fagtendo a dime after they muscletrannified Samus in Smash and Dread. Also any dwindling hope I had for OoTR went down the shitter after I saw all the casualization they put in it, as if it wasn't easy enough already.Absolute dogshit.
>>750189981Your problem is you call everyone who criticizes you or Nintendo snoys as an easy way to deflect and sweep it all under the rug. That just annoys everyone, so they shit on you harder. Doesn't help that Nintendo is scummier than ever. So round and round it goes.
>>750190001holy fuck, thats great
>>750190030Tendies for some reason live in this console war when they are old as fuck. Most people moved to pc or don't treat their machines as literally gods
Wasn't the Switch 2 so locked down and restrictive to avoid this from happening?
>>750178454>switch 2 emulator finally incoming>still nothing I want to play in thereWell, fuck.There is no worse feeling than playing the sour grape card to cope, then getting those grapes and they are actually sour.
>>750178217>>750178454No one's going to use this vibe coded shit, keep coping though>>750190014Imagine unironically typing something like this, go outside and touch grass lmfao
>>750190172Theoretically, it was. Which is why every entrypoint found has been through Switch 1 backwards compatibility.
>>750188191>>750188304>BILLIONAIRE COMPANY CAN DO WHATEVER THEY WANT THEY RULE ZE WOLRD!!!that is, unfortunately, correct.its only in very rare cases do you get shit like your picrels where the law is used to protect the average person (and even then, not even 0.1% of that 17 billion from the first will see normal civilians, it'll all be laundered back to the company or government.)in the vast majority of civilian VS company cases, the "law" is used to completely assrape the common man.a company like google or nintendo could just make you an eternal debt slave and there's nothing (you) can do about it even if you're completely innocent because they have infinite legal money in a corrupt world and you dont.they can just keep dragging the case on an on until you're out of cash and have to accept their terms>oh but the government will stop it!no, they wont. they've already been bribed behind closed doors to let it happen, again THEY have infinite legal money in a corrupt world and you dont.its only when the government starts against the company that the government goes against the company (which is exactly both of your picrel's)
>>750189704because we were talking about another thing dumbass
>>750190237Imagine seething that people don't just slurp up diarrhea like the rest of you consoomer cattle do lmfao
>>750190030Oh and you don't call me a tendie because I'm so sick and tired of the catalog being dominated with tendie hate threads daily making /v/ overall less usable than it already is?
>>750189280>implying it’s only the Tendies who relentlessly mock Sony on /v/you are aware that this works the other way, right?
>>750190530Brings us back to again the one Famitsu thread vs hundreds of explicit tendie hate threads
>>750190685almost as if liking nintendo is the unpopular opinion and its just a few autists spamming the board 24/7
>>750178958>@TRUMPI wouldn't call the Antichrist as my saviour even in a joke.https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/536009957/#536014848
>>750190739Whatever helps you cope snoygroid
>>750190739Who says I like Nintendo? I haven't bought anything Nintendo related in a decade. I'm annoyed by autists spamming the catalog and shit like this homebrew somehow warranting 4 active threads at a time because "Nintendo evil" or whatever
>>750190851>I'm annoyed by autists spamming the catalog and shit like this homebrew somehow warranting 4 active threads at a time because "Nintendo evil" or whateverAnd now we're back to the sheer number of "GKC is fine actually, Sony is removing physicals! You will own nothing!" threads and the "PS5 emulation snoys on suicide watch!" threads and "Bloodborne decompiled Nogamestation!!!" spam threads that you have no problem with whatsoever Im just pointing out how it's odd this only ever works in one direction
>>750190361Kys
>>750178217still not buying a Switch 2
>>750191003lmfao look at this mad faggot
>>750178217RED ALERT IT'S OVER FOR CANCERSISSIESCANCER RESEARCH CENTER HAS BEEN OPENED HOLY SHITCURE TO CANCER IS COMING IN FEW WEEKS
>>750191071>>750191003
>>750191142Cattle really don't like when you hit the nail on the head, huh?Absolutely raped kek
>>750191142>>750191071
Miyamoto and his family must eat stale bread and water nowHappy?
What happened to the smug, dismissive chutzpah from earlier?Was one post really all it took to fly into a frenzy?
Cool, can't wait to put emulators and shit on it.Ripping the games sounds good too, I wonder if there will end up being a Switch2 on PS5 emulator?
>>750179484>>AI can decompileYou mean vibe-recompile. Still what games?
I AM ERIC
>>750191415Splatoon Raiders is good.BoTW/ToTK Switch2 editions have better assetsMod old DK back into BananzaFIX MKW
>>750190793note that at no point did i say or imply that i support sony.you simply saw>i dont like nintendoand assumed that i worshipped the other bad company.
>>750191509Whatever helps you cope snoygroid
>>750179759I have faith in the remake. If it doesn't outsell GTA6 globally, I will suck every American's dick, I will eat their shit.
>>750178217>Steam on Switch 2 soonCan't wait to ditch that fat piece of shit atrocity named the Steam Deck
>>750191632>just FEX muh shit up broAlso this should be able to run FSR4 community version...
>>750191632>linux on an nvidia chip
>>750178454The few exclusives the Swtich 2 has look like dogshit, but I'm happy for anyone that's actually looking forward to playing them on PC.I'm sure their will be some neat 3rd party game at some point that I'll emulate though, like Unicorn Overlord 2 if it ever comes.
>>750191721foss kernel module now.>bbbbut MUH WAYLAND!no one cares, steamdeck doesn't use wayland.
That's quicker than expected.I'd hope they're finding more exploit games and keeping them to themselves until this develops. Keep Nintendo in the dark.
>>750181116Yes, but these hackers are in the system now and won't be updading shit.If there are better and kernel level exploits, by golly they will find them, and it probably won't take them too long.
>>750191509anon, these retards literally cannot fathom someone not being a corporate slave
tendies 9/11
>>750188305Lol dork
>>750190953Weird how he ignored this post
ANOTHER VIBEGOD VICTORY
>>750191626>globallykek just admit you want to suck cock
Rapeape is a niggerjeet and he tongues my anus
>>750192138I'm surprised he wasn't called some sort of poopdickschizo name yet, that one tendie must be asleep.
I was gonna buy a Switch 2 but they came out and revealed they were bumping the prices to $80 for "brand value"Fuck Nintendo
STILL BUYING A....PC!!!
>>750191815Same.
>>750186985Suing a random venezuelan for feeding their switch 2 to Claude would necessitate dragging in Anthropic, at which point it'd be declared no wrongdoing because international software superiority is above corporate law.
>>750184462>and has no gamesIt has no games that are worth buying
>>750184462it's a moral choiceconsoles are objectively evil, they're drm prison boxes meant to limit you
MAY YOU GET CAUGHTMAY YOU GET CAUGHT MAY YOU GET CAUGHT!!!
>>750186896Word, nintendo can eat shit for releasing Pokopia as a GKC and charging over 100 dollars for the full package, and NoA localizing the Pokemon as they/them doesn't help either, I'll just play it on PC where I can mod it.
>>750179023This is homebrew for switch 2 owners, anon. Not third-world pcfags.
>no bump limitso this is nothingburger, call me again when it's real news.
>>750194307the end result is your toy being obsoletedbesides, the switch 2 is third world tier when it comes to specs, i5 2500k and gtx 580
>>750178454If someone says impossible to hack they're just retards because first of all Intel agencies demand backdoors and backdoors can be found and exploitedSo it's not just tech illiteracy it's also a fundamental misunderstanding of how the world works
>>750191483Fix Star Fox too
>>750194342it's real news check gbatemp
OUTOFCONTROL
>>750191815Lmao the retards already exposed the games. It's a problem with the engine in general.
I am a tendie and this is great news I don't know why there are people mad at this
>>750194885Not a true tendie. We must defend Nintendo. *hands you a sword* if you really love Nintendo you'll do what's right.
>>750181116>what is fw spoofing
>>750195028sure thing falseflagbro.
Which way, white hacker man?
>>750195176Was that the VN whose shitty anime adaptation had a 3D live action goat episode?
>early rom dump threads will make a comebackfuck yeah
>>750195756No that was Noraneko Heart
>>750178958>>750179552>>750179556>>750187183kek these posts always make me laugh because it reminds me of the batshit original one
Man I cant make up my mind about buying a Switch2 for possible hacks now.$500 for a "maybe" is risky.
this will enable game dumpingthat will enable emulationPC chads simply can't stop winning in life
Monitoring the switchuation
>>750195176>white
>>750196743If this really goes anywhere games will be dumped and recompiled anyway. And if it doesn't you wasted 5 benjamins + shipping + tax + tip.What's the rush?
>>750178454Impossible for a human at least.
Tendies will commit acts of violence if the switch 2 ever gets hacked or becomes emulateable.
>>750196969The rush is soft/hardware fixes that close the gate, which is what happened with the Switch1.I got an early Switch1 for that purpose and it paid off.Recomps arent a guarantee yet either even if it gets cracked fully.
>>750197180They will make it about sony somehow
Love this timeline
Nintendo's FUD campaign has begun.
Serves him right lmao
All PC and AI cucks will be the first the stuffer.
>>750197276KWAB
Why does the modding/cracking scene have so many luddites?
>>750197336Thirdie nigga probably wasted all his money on switch 2 kek. What a shame for him that Nintendo does not tolerate violations of the law
>>750197208Well it will eventually happen anyway so you might as well get it now.
>>750197489>Nintendo does not tolerate violations of the lawviolations of what law?
>>750196584what was the original ?post it
>>750197542Nintendo's TOS. He agreed with them btw
>>750197276This rush to be the first in eveything is so funny nigga just wait if this is truly real in a week or two all you'll have to do is plug it into your pc and execute a shady ass looking but somehow real cmd code.
>>750197603A ToS is not a law dumbass
I haven't seen Nintendofags this genuinely furious/panicked in a long time. Both Sony and Nintendo deserve to have their shit cracked, fuck them.>>750196940Sex with monkey-catching girl
So should I go out and buy a switch 2 right now today before Nintendo patches this?
>>750181371light years better than your poopslop code panjeet, your days are numbered
>>750197489kek so did you
>>750197721If you have the cash why not. Someday something will happen.
>>750197379Jealous motherfuckers lmao
>>750197379Every time an indian says the word luddite on 4chan one of my brain cells dies
>>750197648Nintendo makes reference to intellectual property law in its TOS. He broke it and got what he deserved
imagine all the games that will get switch 2 ports like skate 3 and gta 5 right off the bat
>>750197976So he didn't break the law, he just broke a ToS and got banned like someone gets banned when he breaks this site's rules. But he won't go to jail or "get caught".
>>750197713They are genuinely so fucking mad and it’s hilarious. I own the system and am too lazy to learn how to hack any of mine so I’ll end up buying the games, but I want it broken the fuck open/an emulator for it because angry tendies are more fun than the last 1.5 years of shovelware Nintendo has been releasing.
>>750197379It's always ego. That guy is not a hacker himself but by saying he's pro human made homebrew he gets the upvotes
>>750198076I don't even really have games I'd want to pirate on mine yet, I just wanna get character models from Mario Kart World at the moment. though I'd also love to see someone take a crack at fixing Link's models in OoT Remake later on
>can't run emulators>can't dump games>can't run game backups>can't run doom>can't dump system files>can print "Hello World!">can brick your systemWow. Great "hack" guys.
>>750197721I got one at launch for this exact purpose, if there was every a hardware-level exploit it was gonna be on those models. Not sure if this one is purely hardware or software, however. I don't get the impression this is another Fusee Gelee.
>>750197721wondering if I should do this myself... if I get one now, there's no way they can force update it somehow when I turn it on to hack it if they block it later right?
>>750197976This guy is going to get a job at some security firm and make lots of money. (You) are going to pay Nintendo to fuck you.
>>750198350I would be surprised of there wasn't some way you couldn't airplane mode it immediatly. Maybe you could look for an unboxing video in youtube that shows the initial setup if you are worried?
>>750198307Gotta start somewhere, anon. The Switch wasn't broken open overnight either.>>750198350Just don't connect it to the internet and they can't do anything to it.
>>750198307why are you like this? why is anything less than "100%, instantly" something to ridicule? are you compensating for how little you produce or provide?
>>750198307Thanks to AI assistance, this will all be possible by Monday morning.
>>750198471>>750198480oh yeah I would have to give them my wifi info hurr durr I guess you don't have to connect online to use it
>>750198350consoles are usually produced in batches with updated firmwares, so you should get one that was made early on, possibly the earliest model you can get.>>750198471I'm pretty sure nintendo didn't pay every possible telephone carrier to get it to connect to a mobile network and update their shit. Just don't connect it to any free wi-fi or your own.
>>750181116That IS true but this is still a great start and much faster than I expected.
>>750198307>can read sysmodules previously unavailable This will lead to a full blown hack.
>>750198307This but unironically. Waitchads always win, I still remember when 3DSfags fell for the gateway card meme instead of waiting for RXtools. People are literally just beta testing shit at this point.
>blabbing about exploits before homebrew devs can create reliable software, full chains, entry points, and guidesAre AIbros the new scriptkiddies?Had they just waited a few months, kept this a little more quiet, we could have had something great here. Now Nintendo is gonna patch this shit within a week before anything can get off the ground. They’re killing SW2 homebrew in the womb for a few Elonbux.
>>750198658What are the chances that this leads to a whole new exploit? I just don't feel like buying a shitty switch 1 game man.
the hacker community is in shambles about this. you will need A.I because Nintendo is using A.I as well to beef their systems, Anyone who a 90 iq retard thinks otherwise.
Based India hakker dabbing on d*scord trannies gatekeeping the soft exploitFREEDOM SHALAM
if I get a switch 2 should I get it from game stop or will they scam me with selling some refurbished shit as new?
>>750186473>THIS NERD SITTING NEXT TO ME THINKS HE'S MY FRIEND YO, BUT I'M GONNA BEAT HIS ASS AND STEAL HIS NINTENDO! YEAH! I FUCK EM UP, YEAH! PUNCH EM IN THE FACE!
>>750184462Yes, that line of thought is me.
>>750198638I mean, I wouldn't be surprised if connecting it to wifi became a forced part of the initial setup process at some point instead of having a microscopic omit this step button somewhere hidden out of the way.
>>750198684AIjeets are worse than script kiddies.That tech is actually excellent for modding shit like this but it can easily be ruined by absolute retards.Hacking scenes will probably go further underground now as you truly cannot trust most now.
>>750198697Very high in the long term. They'll have to find a new entry point to use any of them however.
>>750198635Yeah, I don't remember exactly but there's probably a step on the initial startup to fast-track an internet connection but you can just skip it if that's the case.
>>750178217It might not even be worth it to get a Switch 2 just to hack it, when an emulator will be vibecoded within a month.
>>750198783oh yeah i didn't consider that. Is that the case with this? i don't own a switch 2.
>>750198704I get artists, but how the fuck are you a programmer and complain about AI "stealing" things? 99% of modern code out there has parts in it that are "stolen" from somewhere. Every emulator uses tons of "stolen" code, every source port is "stolen code".>i'm alicenever mind, this tells me everything about that guy
>>750184462>i don't wanna pay 500 plus game plus dlc plus double dipping my own internet plus tax plus tip plus shipping plus tip for games>i would try them for 0 thoWhat's so hard to ascertain here?
>>750198813I have to wonder how many bricked systems this is going to result in. Hacking is finicky enough as is; the last thing I want is for homebrew storefronts to be flooded with virtual landmines vibecoded by retarded teenagers.Why does everything good have to become so fucking gay.
>>750198958Check an initial setup video in youtube instead of trusting anonymous in the vibeo gayme board of the taint of the internet anon. There is a non-insubstantial amount of money at play ffs.
>>750191790It does though.
>>750199210whatever i'm just having fun discussing stuff, if i had to be serious about it i wouldn't use this website at all
>>750199112I think that could easily get vetted.Real issue is the current scenario, where retards reveal important tech for attention before its applied properly so nintendo shuts it down.With all these hacks opportunity and planning is super important.
Is the tendocuck still here going through all 5 stages of grief?
>>750199112Just don't be the first retard to install anything and you should be fine.Follow the basic rules. Check the project repo and wait for an issue to be posted or a few days to install. Don't update willy-nilly. Don't install shit you don't need just because the concept feels interesting. The best antivirus will always be yourself.
>>750179484You still needed emulator subsystems and graphic's pipeline to be able to run these games bro.
>>750178454Oh, so NOW switch 2 has games, huh?
Please think of Nintendo's revenue... I don't want to pay 800 dollaroos for cardboard...
>>750198704Considering that other people knew about very similar exploits and just kept their mouths shut for now, that post is entirely stupid.
>>750199538It always had. They are just one step closer to becoming the price they are truly worth.
>>750198905ExactlyWe'll have an emulator up in a month thanks to Claude so why waste money kek TO ALL PEOPLE WHO BOUGHT A SWITCH 2 FOR $500THANKSFORBETATESTIN
>be me>switch 2 chad>if it gets hacked and can play the games on my badass pc toowinning!
>>750199807BASED
>>750199807You wasted $500 you are not a char
>>750199991yeah he's not a char he's a chad
>>750199807>>750199894>PLEASE PCGODS
>>750199991if the switch 2 gets homebrew i will unironically consider buying a switch 2.i never buy consoles if they're not hackable.
All that fucking matters is getting the code at the hardware level to decomp and recomp. That literally it. Then we could actually do interesting shit like modding the games.
>>750198704>alice
Have any Switch 2 games been dumped yet? What's their extension?
>>750200769.marblecake
>>750200769Whoever dumps first will decide. Could be mariokart.NIG or zelda.FAG if he's one of us. And then it'll become the standard.
>>750200769If they were the catalog would have imploded already desu.
Nintendo fanboys really thought Nintendo wouldn't go bankrupt this gen lolI give it 3 years max til Nintendo bows out of the industry
>>750188805The calculator example is a good one because we are always looking for simpler, more automated processes. Like your car makes many decisions but all you see is "step on gas - moves forward." Your computer manages RAM usage, and all you see is "double click, program opens." We always want things to be automated, cheaper, and more efficient, but suddenly, AI is bad because it achieves exactly that.
>>750201683If by bow out you mean win another gen then by all means, as every time they got hacked early on they effortlessly did.
>>750201890Logarithms solved that 300 years ago tho.
>>750188805I can also imagine somebody saying:>No. You didn't get to that place on your own. A car took you there. It's not the same. It doesn't count, you didn't really get therefucking luddites
>>750200769https://x.com/gezine_dev/status/2100262587263037470
Can't wait to let AI port GTA6 to the Switch 2.
[BREAKING NEWS] Nintendo is recalling all Zelda OoT Remake cartridges to patch them with 23.0.2 so they cannot be dumped during release window.
>>750198905I think it's only a matter of time before the door is shut on AI, it's too much of a liability to let it go unchecked. Big corpos will still have access to it, and individual consumers will still be able to run models locally, but it won't be nearly as widespread as it is now nor will it be as capable. The good news is whatever was cracked, ported or decomped before the crackdown isn't going anywhere.
>>750181116not that long.This hack is a foot in the door, and it's exactly what switch hackers were looking for all this time.Now they can decompile the OS's files and start looking into older firmware versions for exploits that were patched out (several bounties have been paid on them).Once they find a kernel exploit, it blows the whole thing open.
>nintentroonies are so desperate for games they shit their pants when their fisher price tablet gets hacked so they can finally play chatgpt vibecoded pong on itKEKARONI
>>750198889the web browser will be vulnerable.
>>750199991You hylic.
>>750178454>he laughedKEK
>>750201369I vote for .NIGAin't no more fitting filename extension for "stolen" shit
>>750178454I almost bought one of these for Pokopia. Thank God I didn't like any of the other games.
>>750178454>I hate Nintendo but I NEEEED to play all their gamesIf you really hated Nintendo there are more than enough games coming out to play instead
esto es fakeis not worked's
>>750204970What about .trump?
>>750179085>Two threads?
>>750205638you have to type the entire code in. yes, all 200+ lines
>>750181371AI vs AI. It's 2026 grandpa, get used to it already.
>>750208552>clod hack this console make no mistakes>clod protect this console make no mistakesThe future is here and it sucks ass.
>>750208693>punishing anti consumer and pro AI policies with AI sucks
>>750208693gayest shit ever, this timeline sucks
so the hack is basically useless? what a waste of hype
>>750209616>can't parse information
>sloppers ruin things and make it easy for nintendo to fix it by publicly announcing an unfinished hack on twitter>all for 20k likes
>>750178217Bbbbbut someone told me it was just a userland exploit(mind you I don't know what that means and I kept parroting it to own the snoys, but still), tendiebros....are we....gaped?
>>750197270I mean in its current state normal people have no reason to use it yet until there are actual things to do
>>750210241It opening the door for sure, you just need 1 gap and the ability to rip out the firmware and you can recomp any nintendo game. no emulator needed.
>>750210435The current games being """recompiled""" are all based on current emulators, retard.
>>750210480>based onThat's not true at all thougheverbeitfully.
>>750210137So the big hack is not then? I was looking forward to another emulator race.
>>750210689This will likely lead to the emulator race in time. It's just groundwork and not the whole package.
>>750210689It's the exact same hack that was pronounced as the death of nintendo during the first few weeks of the switch 2's launch.
Imma keep it real whichu niggas, ain't 1 switch 2 game I give a fuck about emulating
>>750210790nah I think we're gonna skip the whole emulation phase this time. it should go directly to native recomp with claude.
>>750210923That will only happen for big games.
My wife's boyfriend bought a Switch 2 for himself just to hack it. I feel sick to my stomach.
>>750184462I only want an emulator to make tendies cry, it still doesn't have any games that interest me.
>>750211020ok cuck
>>750178217Emulator comes sooner than expected.
>>750210909Good because there will be no emulator
>>750181371Based vibegods doing what codetrannies should've done years agoNow ack yourself xexer
>>750210978Those are the only ones anyone wants, so.. nice.
>>750212442>he doesn't know
>>750178217Why aren't the police stopping these criminals?
Of all the companies who deserve day 1 piracy nintendo is numero uno
>>750212889What law did they break?
emulator soon
>>750178217
>>750181371You're telling me a computer fried this rice?
>>750213240hurting rich people
>>750181116>claude find a new exploit, make no mistakeYour move tendie
>>750178217This is fake right? Please tell me this is fake
>>750215972Ok, just dump the unencrypted contents of the entire filesystem and I will happily find an exploit for you! - Claude
>>750215972How do I reply to this without sounding mad?
>>750216238They cannot escape userland, it's not hacked, but the game they legally purchased is modded.
>>750216378Wasn't this how the 3DS hack scene started?
>>750216551idk I didn't follow that scene, but until they access the kernel this isn't a real hack
>>750191483>Remove OoT puppetshit and disco lightsThe future is bright
Nintendo is already DMCAing hack videos, there is probably a lot of butthurt at Nintendo HQ right now.
>>750210909Xenoblade Bayonetta 4 if they keep the franchiseAnd.... I guess that's it
>>750216698they better get used to it, death of nintendo is here and it makes everyone happy
>>750216782>not out>might not exist
>>750215972>Claude, make sure the console can't be hacked. Make no mistakes.nothing personnel
>>750216636>until they access the kernel this isn't a real hackretard
>>750198548It's kinda mind-blowing. The Switch 1 emulator is ok-ish and needs a somewhat decent computer for it to run. Now any game dumped can be decompiled and rebuild as a native PC version.Hell, I am playing Links Awakening on PC right now.
>>750178217Why are anti-ai niggers some of the DUMBEST fucking people on the planet
>>750217120retard
>>750182832Pretty much
>>750217313>native>he doesn't know
>>750181371not my fault people can't crack for shit these days, look at the Flow0 he's the one who puts through sonys crap but is their biggest shill and he quit when people found exploits he couldn't profit from
>>750217313I can't get links awakening to build for some reason so I just emulate it
>>750217449Go back
>>750198704>community you mean the one filled with egotistical cry babies?!also I have to point out >stolen work remember the wii homebrew and how that ran on stolen code for almost 20 years, guess no one cares since it wasn't ai
>>750178217You guys DID buy SmileBasic4 right?
>>750191632>nvidia armyeah good luck with perf
>>750217793>remember the wii homebrew and how that ran on stolen code for almost 20 years, guess no one cares since it wasn't aiyeah except stolen code was from NINTENDO (based) and development was completely killed and internet threw a hissy fit anyway so clearly someone cared
2nd switch 2 bros We fina eat soon
>>750198704Ai isn't really progress, it's regression, because vibecodin is done without any written plan or anything, so 2 days after the code is made not even the creator knows what he said, and you are left with 500Klines of nonsense code that requires another AI to decypher, factually removing the control and knowledge from the community entirely.
>>750184701The Zeldafags have been begging for Nintendo to sell them WW and TP a third time for over half a decade.
>>7502193432017 is a full decade at this point.
