What games are we playing at the /v/ sleepover?
I am an obese, balding 30 year old man :(
my first sleepover ever we spent the night playing Smash 64 and South Park 64
>>750183903me on the left ^_^
>>750183903CS 1.5
>>750183903Imagine the smell.
bigfish games
>>750184084Doesn't seem like you slept very well.
tranny coded thread
>>750183903anon they are playing switch so its gonna be some gay game like animal crossing or kirby
>>750184084Me slurping on your toes
when i had sleep overs when i was 12 we would play ddr, guitar hero or uuummm i think smash bros
>>750183903who draws this bullshitfuck you op
>>750183903Hopefully CS 1.6 de_dust, cs_assault, and de_aztec, maybe a few rounds of de_prodigy and oilrig for the mood.
>>750183903Meet n fuck kingdom steve
>>750184513
>>750183903kill yourself faggot
>>750184645You're not invited.
Me at the sleepover in the living room, having fallen asleep on the couch hours earlier.
>>750183903That's me in the corner
>>750184889You'll be the first to get raped
>>750183903we're playing with my magical girl stick
>>750183903steel division 2
>>750184974Yeah but I'll be the one well-rested and with an intact sleep schedule!
>>750183903Me on the right
>>750183903everyone in that room is required to piss into my mouth toilet
>>750183903>Ninety-five (95) pagesThanks OP.
>>750183903sonic adventure 2 battle and the loser has to pretend to be rouge and suck the winners cock
>>750183903>4 playersSonic Riders
>>750183987can we share a bed
>>750183903smash bros 64goldeneyeperfect darkconkers bad fury day multiplayerstarcraft 1diablo 1sims 1metal gear solid 1final fantasy 7 controlling certain party members per personyou were a good friend Luke. I miss those sleep overs and your dad was based. Now I'm in my 30s and old and bored and lonely. I was happy back then. I miss it.
>>750183903I recognize this image because I just jerked off to the set. These girls fuck each other crazy style.
>>750183903Splatoon Raiders.
>>750183903...I brought Monopoly...
>>750189013>MonopolyFound the anon who's getting gangraped at the sleepover all night. Fuck you anon.
>>750183987my head is full of hair at 30 :D
>>750183903Factorio. We're hitting 10K SPM, or nobody gets to go home.
>>>/trash/
>>750186093>Gold account>Gold account>Gold accountAt least they actually linked the source.
>>750183987So...Marvel Rivals?
>>750183903Tales of Androgyny
>>750189052Not again. Do we at least get to play the game this time?
>>750183903niggers and dragons
>>750189268Open up you redditor newfag:https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=lemontyoisy_r18+&pid=0
>>750189423Eh yeah fine. I call thimble!
>>750183903warcraft 3 custom mapsit's time for sheep tag, uther party, x hero siege, green td, and footman's frenzy niggas and after that run kitty run and hentai wars
>>750189526>no angel arena, orc gladiators, or island troll tribes
>>750183903Ace Combat 4 through to 6. Ace difficulty, no breaks. Game until we drop.
>>750189464>He thinks I didn't already get the source from pixiv after looking them up the non gold locked Danbooru images>Thinking Gelbooru helps when the image set doesn't event exist there.Stop projecting and underestimating.
>>750189476I just had to look it up and, of course, they had sissified Monopoly over the years.
>>750189264Dead board on a dead site. AI PLEASE just end the internet already.
>>750183987I started balding at 20
>>750189476Okay, I'm picking the car, AND I'm the banker, AND there's free parking money AND double money for landing on Go, AND I roll first. I rolled>places dice down without rollingYup, double sixes. Now we're gaming
>>750189708>took out the iron, boot, and wheelbarrowThat's so fucking gay.
>>750190130I'm more upset about the battleship, my headcanon was that it was same one from Battleship
>>750189598nigga it's a sleepover not a week long event
>>750189268>didn't just hop over to pixiv?
>>750190337Don't worry about it.
>lust provoking image in OP>thread stays almost on topicNot my /v/
>>750184114What about Warcraft III DOTA?
>tranime
>>750190370I mean I popped a half-chub reading one or two of these lines but /v/ sleepovers are serious business, I do have a funny sleepover story though>be me, 10>invite neighbors over for sleepover>we play Smash Brawl and DOA Beach Volleyball all night>gorge out on pizza and Coca-Cola>getting tired>have bunk bed, I take top bunk>they share bottom bunk>bad idea>sound asleep, comfy>woken up>"HEY STOP">"ANON WAKE UP">god, what>"Tell him to stop rubbing his thing against me!">I'm annoyed>"please go to bed, I'm tired.">go back to sleep>"ANON">wake back up, what now?>"HE'S DOING IT AGAIN">really annoyed, it's like 2AM>"I don't care, let me sleep.">go back to sleep again>"ANON">that does it>climb down and get in front of them>have a bitch fit>"SLEEP ON THE FLOOR OR IN THE LIVING ROOM, I'M TIRED AND THIS IS MY HOUSE," etc.>go back to bed>wake up the next day>victim stayed in bed, assailant went homeWe still remained friends up until I moved away but that made him pissed. I was also upset that my bedsheets smelled like them after they left, kid me prided myself on having nice-smelling sheets to sleep in.
>>750190370>lust provoking image in OP>people playing video games/v/ likes video games...!?
>>750191101Rubbing your thing against your bro, funny prank
>>750183903You will never be a cute girl and play video games with your cute girlfriends
>>750189640>the image set doesn't event exist there.it's literally on the first page
>>750191609It has a loli tag, so you need to be signed in to see it.
>>750183903
>>750183987don't worry, the girls in the OP need someone exactly like you
>>750191709Would you survive this encounter?
What's the difference between a sleepover and a slumber party?
>>750191749I am not fast enough to flee such an ambush
>>750191749the smell alone would defeat me
>>750184562what are they watching
>>750191757Scale and complexity mostly. Sleepover would be just one or more bros, have supper, play some games, sleep. Slumber party would be a legitimate party: more friends, big supper plans, more games and movies, maybe breakfast plans in the morning.
>>750191732https://files.catbox.moe/a2mcwx.webm
>>750191757Sleepovers are for boys, slumber parties are for girls
>>750183987But on 4chan, we're all little girls :)
>>750183903Monster Hunter(whichever everyone wants)
No games, just watching porn together.
>>750183903Me playing with my anon friends :3
>>750183987i started balding way earlier than you unc. it's over.
>>750191749I would go into a berserker like trance and regain my consciousness when I've shed half my water weight and started shooting blanks.
>>75018398730's male is the peak balance of IQ & wisdom. You're at peak inherent physical strength from years of conditioning. Aerodynamic from balding.You are the apex of humanity.
>>750183987you're perfect for them
>>750189708>howitzerOh so that's what it was.
>>750183903Strip Poker Night at the Inventory, you fuckers better show me all your best character interactions
>>750183987there's always money
>>750189640Bro, Danbooru has been a worse gelbooru for years now, nobody uses that shit ass website.
>>750194076we send unto themonlyyou
>>750189464Idgi, why do they go from playing vidya to jacking each other off? Did the tv hypnotize them or something? I can't read the gookrunes.
>>750183987You still have plenty of years left, start dieting and go to the gym NOW
>>750194102and it's all down hill from there
>>750191749survived by my 18 wives, yes
>>750191732>>750184195>how males imagine female sleepovers go
>>750195701Wait, they don't?
>>750183903Hide the sausage.
>>750183903that room is way too small for a sleepover you can barely stretch out
>>750189198so is mine. somehow not fat either
>>750195889Yeah it's a tight squeeze
>>750195826They do. They just don't want you to know it.
>>750195889They are lying right next to each other
>>750194102hahaha
Baldfags you are okay in my book. Never met a bald guy without an interesting personality.
>>750190436Unironically it not only killed RTS but it also killed Blizzard. It killed RTS because players got a single character simple lane pusher where they don't have to micro/macro manage an entire army but can still pretend they are playing something similar to RTS. It killed Blizzard because they were too retarded to capitalize on it so it created a direct competitor and Blizzard became afraid of user map settings gameplay even though that carried both SC and WC. WC3 dota was extremely destructive.
i wish i was a cute little anime girl
>>750196750This
>>750196902>my mirrorcouldnt be me
>>750194942Seems like some porn came on the TV, either from the game they were playing or they accidentally switched to someone's goon folder or intentionally put it on. Then some girls got horny and decided to fap and eventually roped everyone in.
>>750189708>removed the boot YOU FUCKING NIGGERS!!!
>>750196750same
>>750191749Yeah but I'd probably end up in prison
>>750195826They do for little girls
>>750183903Try to make the blond boy cum inside on a risky day!
>>750183903They sit on the bed and play video games while i lie on the ground with their feet on my body/face/penis
>>750196750>>750196902>>750197567You will never be a little girl.I hope you kill yourself.
>>750198284TrueRude
You missed being child molested.You missed being someone's first crush at middle school.You missed losing your virginity to a girl you liked in high school.You didn't even get invited to the orgies in college.
>>750199071>You missed being child molested.This one stings
>>750199071>You missed being child molested.not me
>>750199071i didn't miss 2 of those
>>750184195That's not semen...
>>750197726I-is this true?!
>>750200967it's shemen
>>750183903Bloody Roar of course!
>>750184961That's you in the spotlight?
>>750183903God I wish I was a cute little girl and not a jaded grown ass man...
>>750191749I'm sure I can beat up multiple little girls in a fight yes, maybe even the Iguana.
POST A LINK TO THE FULL THING
>>750198284RudeRude
>>750204402
>>750204869CLAUDE please be raping this benchod
Claude, make me a game where they all have sex, Make no mistake
>>750204958and make it like good no glitch steam top chart
>>750205280also I am Brahim sir
>>750204402Someone already did post the gelbooru link. Just go to settings and click the all site content button you dont even need an account.
>>750183903diddy kong racing and doom 64
>>750205386Thank you, I'm blind
>>750205328"Is this game for Brahmin?""Haha, it's a very good game, sir."*Play the game**It's for dalit*
>>750199071You never miss out on being a child molestor
>>750205542Forgot to add "Make no Dalit"...
>>750189464Imagine the fucking smell.
>>750189464It's not the full set.
>>750183987Youre the target audience for anime that look like that
>>750183903do girls really?https://files.catbox.moe/xv2zkj.jpg
>>750207609This is what troons think transition would be like
>>750183987We all are.
>>750207784Will we ever have this?
>>750207846Neuralink, go buy Space X stock so Elon can do it
>>750207868Elon is a clown fraudster, so I guess the answer is no.
>>750199071I’ve had a gf in high schoolNo sex though, because it lasted for 3 months lel
>>750184195>yurislop
>>750207609>no smartphones>no tv>no magazine, doujins or even a bookIs this how people jerk off back in the day?
>>750207609>anon's never beat off with the brosFaggot.>>750208807Actually yeah. Adult movie theaters used to be a thing and you'd see a bunch of people jacking off together in the movie theater. It's as gay as it sounds, but it's 100% straight fapping with your friends at home though nohomo.
>>750209050so they had actual jizzmoppers there?
>>750208807I can't imagine anything more rude than agreeing to take part in a group jorking session and then just looking at your phone.
>>750209190Yeah. I'd probably kill myself if my job was to clean up piles of pubes and cum and pee off the ground every night.
>>750209050>and you'd see a bunch of people jacking off together in the movie theaterI refuse to believe that this once was a thing.
>>750208807I still do, nothing can beat the lolis I conjure in my mind's eye since I'm not a hylic
>>750209494Watch taxi driver, since it's one of the meme movies, it shows such places though not the group gay masturbating.
>>750183987Bvilt for lolis
>>750196330That take was retarded 20 years ago and it's kinda sad that you are still mentally stuck in that shit.
>>750208042>dating three months and no sex in high schoollollmao even
>>750210663He is absolutely right though. ASSFAGGOTS were always the cancer of gaming genre.
We'll be playing a JRPG. Each of you tell me what you want your character to do. I get to play the main character that kills God.
>>750199071I realized i was naturally an unlikeable, undesirable person at like 5 or 6 years old because i was fat and had 'tism (couldn't name it at the time obviously), probably only wasn't molested because of thatI just wasn't actually blackpilled until it was too late to change (late highschool, then college social opportunities got nuked by covid)It never even began.
>>750183903I wouldn't be playing games at that sleepover. I would be playing with their feet.
>>750199071>You missed being child molestedThis was the only one I didn't miss out on
>>750199071I genuinely think I may have been raped as a kid and suppressed it. I spent a lot of time at family friends' houses, and despite getting along with their kids I always dreaded going over, and felt terrified of their dads for some reason. This evolved into a dislike and mistrust of any male authority figure as I got older. I also despise being touched without my consent, and even after training away most of my other spergy traits I still get a fight-or-flight reaction if someone, say, puts their hand on my shoulder.I've always found rape/child abuse jokes extremely distasteful but that may just be a morality thing, idk.
>>750212558It does sound like a possibility, are there gaps in your memory?
>That one guy at the /v/ sleepover who always proposes that we play Smash Bros and insists the loser needs to wear girls clothes>"And he has to be the MAID and get everyone snacks and sit in people's laps!">This guy is always the loser, every single matchI'm starting to think you're doing it on purpose, Anon
>>750209439I always laughed at the Taxi Driver line where he's like "every night when I get back to the warehouse, I have to clean the cum off the back seats". Why not just become a criminal at that point?
>>750191667>so you need to be signed in to see itOn gelbooru? No you don't? Just go to Settings > Options > tick "Display all site content" and save
Spin the bottle.
>>750206319
>>750208807Just girls living in the moment
>>750212705>reddit frog
>>750215918Boys'll be boys.https://archive.org/details/youtube-A7Ya4c9Ch8w
