How did they won so hard?
This template is annoying.
>How did they wonESLtard, the Switch 2 has been partially hacked
>>750293262lmao anon getted baited
>>750293178>makes quality games>btfos AI jeets>btfos nostalgiafaggot ootsnoys>btfos snoys>keeps their hardware to a minimum cost>cheapest online>only guys still making physical software
>>750293340>cheapest onlinelol
>>750293178they appealed to trannies
>tendie schizophrenia hitting new, never before seen levels
>>750293178If you're going to pivot and pretend this was an ESL false flag all along, at least change the fucking hash before you do it.
>>750291775ahem
>>750293178Anything with Steam shooting themselves isn't accurate.
>>750293178what did steam do
>>750293470What was Charles thinking at this very moment?
>>750293591"I'm gonna make so much money signing shit for these tards"
>>750293178>>750293262>>750293256>>750293373>>750293428Kek this really makes all the Valvesnoys seethe
>>750293178Palworld is a much better and more fun game.
>>750293579Went full retard with the virtue signalling SI disclosure stuff.
>>750293178why is every single tendie indian?
>>750293708>>750293579
>>750293708based bait
>>750293579GabeN became an AI bro.
>>750293470>saves videos of men
>>750294112>opens and watches videos of men
>>750294245Wrong, I saw that in the thumbnail that it was a video of men
>>750293791isn't that what the average nintentranny looks like?
>>750294325If you says so.
>>750294449>isn't that what the average nintentranny looks like?Cope Valvesnoy
>jannies deliberately ignoring a spam threadthe php attacks should've just shuttered /v/ forever.
>>750294580speedrunning trannies love nintendofurries (tranny adjacent community) love nintendonintendo = nintentrannyits time for you to accept it
>>750293579nothingits a forced meme
Why are snoys and pc vegans acting so asshurt today??Oh..thats why
>>750293256The meme is shartyjeet coded, and op spamming this shit is a tranny from there
>>750295193uh oh, tendiesisters
>>750295691nintensissies, pchuds are too powerfulits over-ack!
>>750293178A tendie's reality distortion denial bubble is a hell of a drug.
By making fun games
>>750293579Regularly humiliate Nintendo and tendies by simply being near infinitely better, which is the ultimate no-no to nintendo's cult. Same reason palworld is on there.
Meanwhile Nintendo thinks OOT demake can compete with gta 6
>>750295193Too little too late to save your tendie ass lmao
>>750294732The site has been slowly dying for a while and this is how they have to farm engagement, which only further kills the site.
>>750295982Who cares about normalfag slop? Besides Snoys since it's literally the last noteworthy PS5 release.
>>750294580What style is your Mii, xister?
>>750293178They keep doing only thing that matters: making games.
>>750296381>They keep doing only thinggood morning sir
>>750293178By having a disney-adult style fanbase that worships them. Same as Apple
>>750293579NothingAnd they won because of it
>>750296534Same as Valve
>>750293178Literally the spirit of this guy.As soon he leaves (and he is leaving), nintendo is cooked.As in life, he may decide to spook someone else into making a 99$ machine with a shitload of good exclusive games and then it's over for the entire game industry, assuming phones don't kill it first.
Tendies tendies have no gamesTendies tendies have no shameThey shitpost all dayThey shitpost all nightBut not a single good game in sight
>>750296662This. The moment Gunpei dies is the moment Nintendo officially starts going to shit.
wow, tendies really are having melties since the switch 2 hack
>>750296937Smartass.But gunpei still live in spirit inside nintendo, his ideas, his betrayal and all that.But every day, nintendo stray away from his ideas.
>>750293178the fuck did palworld do?>>750293340>key cards are physicalLOLMAO
>>750293178>How did they won so hard?Everyone else shot themselves on the head, while Nintendo only shoots itself on the foot
>>750297356You have two options.Either you accept key cards are physical.Or you accept sony and xbox invented the problem by having PS360 disks constantly require day 1 updates, which then spread to third party kikes doing it on the switch with 1gb carts, and all nintendo did was put a label on the practice.
>>750297706Or I can call out nintendo's scummy bullshit. I'll do that instead.Said they'd never make you pay to use your own internet too, but of course they lied about that. Meanwhile it's still actually free on PC.
>>750297356>the fuck did palworld do?Created a second, different successful pokemon like title by mostly making the monsters more alive than the ones in pokemon, (which nintendo learned from and did pokopia, and printed a SHITLOAD of money with it).There's no zero sum when there's literally only one fucking successful game, even in an yearly franchise like pokemon, that's like 3 months of year TOPS with people playing pokemon em mass.
>>750296070You guys seemed to care a bunch when you were begging for the port. >''B-b-but the series S is getting it too so why can't we''The Switch 2 can barely run that ff7 remake.
>>750297356>the fuck did palworld do?Win.
>>750293178This is why America needs gun control. Too many innocent people getting involved in gun related fatalities.
>>750298026Are you talking about the rockstar game?It is not happening because rockstar has some ancient bullshit beef with nintendo, and never publish their first party shit on their consoles.This and storage size.In terms of raw power, the story would be the SAME as always "sharper than the series S, shit shadows, better textures".
>>750293178Reminder - this template had Steam as the only one that doesn't kill itself, and nintrannies got so pissed at it they had to therightcan'tmeme it and spam it on the board for months.
>>750298138Series S is simply a better system. Switch 2 is a cheaply made and outdated tablet. The shitty battery would have drained before GTA 6 is done loading.
>>750297356yes, as long as you own the physical key card, you can share, you can sell, you can trade.snoyjeets and valvejeets don't even know what that means.
>>750297826It's not "nintend's scummy bullshit", they literally just put a name on an already existing practice.
>>750293178Being run by bullheaded old men has worked in their favor in the long term because those old men didn’t sell out to globohomo CEO’s that have been destroying all the other companies from the inside out.
>>750298195yeah what else is new. They did something similar with that Stadia meme. The original depicted the Sony mascot as ''too cool'' so they had to replace him and spam the board with the way less funny edit.
>>750293178It's a mystery.
>>750298339Also this.
>>750298315Is that Ponpu? Artstyle looks familiar.
>>750298316They're partaking in it, ergo it is their scummy bullshit. They aren't absolved of responsibility just because someone else did it first.>sure I shot and killed that guy, your honor, but jimbo shot and killed this other guy first, therefore I'm innocent!
>>750298553And neither of those soulless bugmen are worth anywhere near that much.
>>750298279It is in certain aspects ,but get destroyed in others.The CPU is exactly twice as fast, and it has more shader power.However 8GB of RAM is patheticAlso in terms of loading, both consoles are over 1GB/s of storage accesss, which means it takes 8 seconds to fill the entire series S memory and 12 seconds on the switch 2.
>>750298195you lost with the cube price, pc vegan
>>750298026>The Switch 2 can barely run that ff7 remake.which one? remake is a base ps4 title
>>750299194>pc veganThe troon is back with his forced meme again.
>>750293547>>750293579>>750295007This. Steam is the white man's potency given form and expression.
>>750299194
>>750294449sorry but he's not wrong though
>>750299909meant to >>750294580
>>750299831Impotency*
>>750293470>says "it's a me- mario!" >trapped in this hell for the rest of his life i feel bad for the dude. this is exactly why we NEED AI to take our jobs
>>750298596>why isn't nintendo fixing literally all the problems with greedy third parties!? nintendo bad!
>>750293178Lmfao sure Tendie, keep posting this dogshit it's not going to make it correct
>>750298279But it has games, can't say the same for Xbroke.
>>750300181?Literally all nintendo had to do was not jump in the shitter with them, but they did.
>>750293178>wonThey are about to feel how Sony is experiencing jailbreaking and be horrified when a Switch 2 emulator comes out.
>>750299909Do white men really?
>>750300871Then third parties would just continue doing GKCs through 1gb carts anon.All nintendo did was put a label on the practice to better inform the consumer over third parties trying to grift them.
>>750301127GKC was Nintendo's ideo. They have full control over those carts and decided to conjure up keys on a cart, not third parties. Stop looking for scapegoats for Nintendo's own behavior.
>>750301127Once you start accepting it's nintendo who is the problem, and not the ones you pin nintendo's failings onto, the better off you'll be.
>>750298195It's just sad at this point. I used to laugh at snoys alongside tendies, but tendies have just become the new snoys. It was all downhill the moment nintendo did paid online and tendies immediately justified and bent right over for it, just like the snoys did.
>>750293340>makes quality games
How haven't jannies deleted this shitty spammed meme yet?
>>750301496tendie threads are allowed to shit up the board
>750301485Well yeah, unlike Valve for the last 6 years
>>750301589get fucked tranny
wait is that unironically an AI prompted edit
lmao
Valvesnoys lost
>>750293178bump
>>750302510That's because their games are built to last, instead of being disposable goyslop.t. 20,000 hours in TF2, and rising
>>750293283ironic spicposting is still spicposting
>>750301589People can only handle so much tendie fatigue. Honestly, why the fuck am I still here?
>>750304118TF2 being infested with a bot plague that valve refuses to do anything about means the game is disposable goyslop.
>>750304330Haven't come across a bot since the start of Scream Fortress. Sounds like a (You) problem.
