SWITCH 2 EMULATORS ARE NOW APPROACHING 60 FPS. THIS IS TOO FAST.
I'd care about this if Switch 2 had any worthwhile games.
>>750662775Switch 2 has been playing this at 60fps for years
Happi still buying a switch 2 i see.
>>750662775Tits or gtfo desu
>>750662845What's your definition of worthwhile games?FPS? Battle royales? Movie slop?
>>750662775I can only imagine the seething going on with Tendies now that AI has completely fucked them in the ass, they already despised it, but this is next level
raped n' gaped status?
>>750662775>switch 1 keys and firmware neededkek
If I can play oot remake on my PC by Christmas I would be a happy boy
>>750663083nice cope tendie
>>750663094At this pace, we will play it Day 1 + 2 weeks.
>>750662845If you really believe Switch2 doesn't have worthwhile games then you need to admit you're a joyless husk who doesn't like games anymore.
>>750662972Not him, but it would be an FE that isn't 3H fujo-centric dogshit, a good Zelda that isn't a dumbed down version of an N64 game (at the very least they could have included new dungeons), a GOOD Smash Bros.. or at the very least some strong third party game.Instead we got slop, and disappointing N64 reskins that could have gone way further.
>>750662775>no dumps on nxbrewI sleep
>Less than a week since the jailbreakI'm in complete awe of our AI overlords.
>>750663179And before anyone says something like Bananza or MKW, those are both games that will hold someone's attention for 5 or 6 hours before you get bored.
>>750662845this, the only game I'm interested in is the new 3D Kirby that's gonna come out in Hashem knows how long.
>>750662972What's yours? No one gives a fuck about boring shit like Donkey Kong, a shitty kirby air ride sequel, fire emblem weeb shit. I am excited about OOT but that's it. Everything else I can get on steam
>>750662775PLEASE TO BE PLAYING MY VIBECODED SLOP SAAR, YOU WILL BE HAVING A BLAST
>>750663441world is BORE coded, sw2 is garbage games.
>>750663441>Nintendo was defeated by vibecoded slopSad!
>>750662775nice.>>750662845meh, i'm still gonna play star fox, OOT MKW, and DK. I would never buy any of them, but they ook 6/10 enough to play since I play video games
>>750662995>I can only imagineNo need to imagine. Spend more than 5 minutes here and you'll have a sample. The whole week has been a completely tendie melty shitshow. First time I've seen them like that.
>>750663179your only choice is Xenoblade Genesis
I was dumb and bought a switch 2. Can I still put the games into memory card and play them?
>>750663441you lost tranny
now we can play uhhhhhh
>>750663838aren't you excited for another reskin of a 30 yo game?
>>750662775Where the fuck do I get the games?
how come the only source of this stuff is twitter videos and people haven't actually played anything themselves yetvery curious
>he's soloing threads again
So what will you do with the 800$ you just saved? That's a lotta Benjamins.
>>750663949Because nobody wants to get sued by nintendo retard
>>750662775Hopefully we can get some games worth emulating by then
>>750663179Mario Kart that isn't open world slop, a brand new Zelda that plays like the old 3D games instead of a hire this man demake of Ocarina of Time, a new 3D Mario that hopefully isn't a demake or hire this man quality, Star Fox 3, new F-Zero. Just to name a few.
>>750662845Thread should have died here. Mario was fun back in the 90's but everyone's moved on to PC now.
>>750663435>I am excited about OOT butawww it thinks it has standards
>>750663198/threadwake me up when these builds are publicly available and working
>>750663838astral chain 2 that will finally play at 60fps
>>750662972>I only know 3 genres
>>750663198They don't want Nintendo to rape and gape them.
The planet's dyin, prices are soaring, but hey at least I can steal Switch 2 games!
>>750664014right
>>750662845This.I already have a PC backlog of video games I actually want to play, plus torrents of the couple Switch 1 games I wanted to play in its entire lifespan.I cannot understand why people went out and bought a Switch 2 that now officially has less games than the PS5. This is a trick question, as neither console actually sells you video games (on your cartridge) and will delete your cloud account if they feel like it.
4chan's most hated game of all time now avalable on PC, geg!
>>750664289This. Infact, shitch poo has officially negative games on virually having our most hated game of all time on there!
>>750664270I’m $800 richer than a tendie since I didn’t have to buy a useless paper weight, now I can deal with those higher prices more effectively.
>>750664046This. Nintendo is old trousers. Us gamers moved to Sony and PC, actual high effort titles like GTA6 that are not babies crap.
>>750664304Which route is the hardest?
Just in time for our most hated game of 2027 to be emmulated.
>>750663435Big Based Dave
>>750662995they are malding everywhere, it's hilarious
>>750664363Based piratebro SEETHING all the nintendtards!Remember, CFW now officialy are impossable, so SHITCH POO OWNER NEVER GONNA PIRATES ANYTHINGS MWAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!
>>750664074That's the only game that looks fun out of all the shit I mentioned
>>750664427Dunno, Nintendo already delete the game from my shitch 2 from the cloud.
Time to make fun of Shitch Poo shitty games!New kirby looks so bad that Suckurai probly made it like this to make Saar Emblem looked good, even tho that was our most hated game of all tiem
>>750662775I'm still not buying a Nintendo Switch 2.
How is this thread up? Tendies really do think I'm desperate enough to play their garbage on Emulator.
>>750664304>4chan's most hated game of all timeIs this another victimhood like you did with xenoblade?
We gonna pirate the new shity Metroid I AM WOMXAN HERE ME RAORRRRRRRRRRRRGEEEEEEEEGGGGGGG!!!!
>>750664707KEK
>>750664850Pretty much all the native 4chan users shitted on the new FE when it camed out dude
>>750662775Monkey game is stuck on infinite bootup screen on Takoroka NX2, do I need to apply a patch to it or something
MAKE BANANZA WORK ALREADY YOU FUCKING NIGGERS
>>750662775excited for a new generation of amd gpu bros to find out how much of a second class citizen in switch emulation they are
>>750664427There's no Maddening yet and it's in 3 Parts. Part 1 is piss easy for the 4 current flame lords, part 2 is half done and part 3 is actually hard but you get extremely OP units by that point.
>>750664941So like with ff7r that doesn't make it a good game
>>750665004switch emulation is vulkan basedamd is better at vulkan, especially on linux
>>750665018And all the charas are ugly browns and has the worstest plots and writings of all FE games.
>>750664478>Otomeblade BLACKED editionWhat Monolithsoft was thinking? And it look worst then XC1 of Wii to...
>>750665074>playing FE for the plotLmao. And Rosado is uglier than 99% of the FW cast. The only one that gives the fag a run for his money is pic related
>>750664478Xenoblade died with 3/X. Anything beyond of that is pure fanfiction and shouldnt be taken seriously
>>750665061there are just some games that do not work on AMD - it's really just xenoblade 2, but what else are you playing on switch 2 anyway?
>>750665139The MC is black?
>>750665192Xenoblade was never alive
still don't know where to download the games
>>750665139>>750664478reminder that nintendo laidoff 90% of monolithsoft staff after xcx demake slop edition was shitted and floppedshitch poo xenoblades was all vibeslopped coded by indiansts gonna be sonic 06 level glitchy unfineshed broooooooo KEKW!
>>750662775>See porn in the catalog >Switch 2 must've been completely cuckbroken I wasn't wrong kek.
>>750665215yes LMFAOOOOOOOO
>>750665282Jesus
>>750662995some guy was shitting his pants super hard over it in the last thread or two. As a consumer I don't get it at all though>t. bought Switch 1, never bought Switch 2, never bought Playstation or Xbox ever
>>750665282looks latino
>>750662972The yearly pokemon, the annual Mario port, the 365 days Zelda remake.
Why are Switch 2 emulation threads 99% console warring, anyway? I feel like when the Switch 2 was announced the vast majority of anons were infected with some sort of mind virus that made them swing either totally in the direction of frothing hate towards Nintendo, to the point of blatantly making shit up about the company, or they became blind fanboys. I just want to talk about the fucking games they make and, in this case, what mods and so on should be made for the games. Yet everyone is far more interested in crying about how fake this emulator is (increasingly deranged cope) or whooping like monkeys over how every Nintendofag is going to commit sudoku over this (even though the Switch 1 was broken open from day 1 and nobody gave a shit). It's all just downright peculiar.
>>750665282BAAHAAHAHAAHAHA OH NO NO NO NO NO ENELSISTERSSSSSS
No longer buying a Switch 2
Funniest shit is this wouldn't be such a big deal if it wasnt for Nintendofags actively gloating about the Switch 2 being unhackable
>>750665282uhhhhh enelcord status???????
>>750665336Because nintendo is the manchild version of Apple.
>>750665336Umad tendie?
>>750665336Because shittendo makes shitty ass games that we love to make fun of, tendie.
>>750665282>called genesys like in the bible>there are colored multirace characters????
>>750665453A little, anon. Give me a hug ; ((((
>>750662845There's literally only Bananza and its like on par with the average FOTM indieslop. Modern console gaming is a joke
>>750665503Is that why you want to play them on PC
>>750665336Aaaaand here comes the nintendo fanboy cavalry lmfaoooooo
>>750662845errr metroid ravenous
I am NOT buying a switch 2
>>750665504Monolithsoft goth a hella payout from larry fink and SBI geeeeggggg>>750665336>Hi, I hate Nintendo fanboys but dont you think Nintendo haters are just as bad? Those pirating, stealing assholes!
>>750665405>>750665453>>750665503>>750665553Why are you spamming on cooldown
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>>750665348Now I understand why you kept delaying your Switch 2 purchase, you already knew something didn't you?
>>750662845Ravenous is the only thing I'm interested in and to be honest, it looks like it can run on the switch 1 which is pretty funny. Glad the emulator is seeing progress
>Rom links all borkedGuess I'll have to wait unless someone wouldn't mind spoonfeeding me.
>>750665560>I AM WOMAN HEAR ME ROARgeeeeeeeeegggggg no lolz
>>750662845The only game is xenoblade, but I’m not going to buy switch poo just for that.
Yeah!! To play... what, exactly?
>>750665336my most insane theory is that they're paid shills of big gaming enlisted to bury the threads in meaningless bullshit drivel and suppress information
>>750665678>>750665646that game has a black mc geg >>750665282
>>750665282>series based on religion>Jesus exists within the world>they are colored just like in real lifethat looks like anything but a darkie, nigger.
>>750665610I think at least a good portion of the hate is aimed at tendies rather than Nintendo
>>750665723Our most hated game of all time (Fire Emblem Fortunes Weave)>>750665336STFU insane fanboy. This is the closest we got to classic 4chan in a while, if u cant take the hear GTFO of the kichen!
>>750665603>>Hi, I hate Nintendo fanboys but dont you think Nintendo haters are just as bad? Those pirating, stealing assholes!This, but unironically. Except for the bit about pirates, everyone loves free shit. No shame in it.
>>750665814Nah we hate shitendo and their shitty games to lelz
redpill me on this. i thought switch 2 was supposed to be "uncrackable"?
>>750664707Kek
>>750665930switch2 uses some new kind of chip ontop of all the software protections put in place. the only reason switch 1 was hacked so quickly was because they used some older chip that had multiple well known vulnerabilities
you know I wouldn't be shit posting so hard, but really this is just some fucking karmic justice.
>>750665610>eww they actually are sour
>>750666057OH NO NO NO TENDIEBROS WHAT THE FUCK DO WE SAY NOW?
I have no interested in your jeet coded slop. That shit is going empty your bank accounts.
tendies have been pretty silent lately
>>750665402Not only that, but gloating about the ps5 being hacked up until the day their assholes got as gaped as the switch 2 was. Them getting their comeuppance is hilarious.
>>750666057but the only "proof" is twitter videos lol
>>750662995Shigeru Miyamoto is pro-AI.Most of the Japanese devs are using AI.This is leftard tranny seething.
>>750662775can i install any of the dumped games on my switch 2 soon or should i just sell the darn thing online account included for like +$1000>(console+dock/tv stuff, 6 >$60 switch 2 games, 2 of em dx versions, express sd card, active online membership) like new, not used much.
@NINTENDO@FBI@CIA
>>750662845I don't really get the point of this. 99% of the brazilians who say shit like this are going to cave the minute a new smash comes out
>>750666338I'm pretty sure these are exclusive to 3DS
>>750665930For the purposes of extracting keys or cracking it wide open for custom firmware, it still is. A userland exploit allows for dumping running (read: already decrypted) games, and as it turns out the architecture is similar enough to switch 1 that a few tweaks to preexisting emulators was sufficient.
>>750662775>Make me have a blast, make NO MISTAKES GO GO GO
>>750665402I feel like insisting that something is "un(verb)able" is just tempting fate, and even more so if people are motivated to prove it wrong. Pic related
>>750666191Silent? They’ve been loudly crying for a week.
>>750662775ok but where the fuck is the git repo? I need a reference to speed up my datamining of pokopia
>>750666509in other words, most of the work that "AI" did here was already done by humans?
>>750662845The only Switch games I've ever wanted to play are Multiplayer. Splatoon and Smash Bros. You can offline Smash bros sure but who the fuck wants this fatgy system?
>>750665313>>750665808Nintendo marketers are even more ridiculous than ubisoft marketers
All they had to do is sell their games on PC like a normal person. Piracy as an ease of access issue.
>>750665336>frothing hate towards NintendoI don't hate nintendo. I will just play a recomps of their games when it they are available.
>>750666829Yes, but AI did the work of crosschecking and figuring out the firmware in a much faster pace than a normal human would, which is the true strength of AI, the PS5 emu and this wouldn't have been made as fast as they were without the help of AI documenting and adapting the graphics API and the various libraries that the consoles use in their firmware.
>>750665282Looks like a fucking Brazillian
>>750667253what parts specifically did the AI speed up?
How the FUARK do I play the dumps from the last thread on the emulator.
why haven't i seen any gameplay yet
>>750664118Only brownoids play action games.
tendie are you okay are you okay are you okay tendie
>>750667719Again, figuring out the graphics API and libraries, creating a bridge and setting up translation layers for the target platforms, in this case reusing (and improving/adapting) work already done on Eden, which is now also starting to embrace AI. Most of this work is tedium and AI helps remove that part.
>>750665336Tendos are the biggest fanbase in this board. Most Tendos also think Nintendo is their friend.So they see people who play Nintendo games in an emulator as a personal attack against their friend(Nintendo the company)Manchildren doing manchildren things
>99% of the thread is just shit flinging>only 1% gameplay posting
>>750668018>work already done on Edenall i needed to hear.
>>750667938>>>/tv/go back there with the other cumskins, this is a videogame board not a turn-based moviegame garbage board
>>750662845Def gonna be using this for Metroid Ravenous. Maybe if I see Zero Suit Samus again and she isn't a muscular no-tits tranny anymore to appease safe horny loving normalfaggots that never touched the series I'll consider giving them my money again.
>>750667820Ask Claude idiot
>>750665282Bishounen slop for fags and f*jos while the girls are all covered upThe Japanese are so raped by the west it's crazy
>>750662775
>>750662775>Big tech goes all in on AI>It can now effectively reverse-engineer and steal any piece of software ever created>Big tech's shit starts getting stolenhaha we're all gonna fucking die
>>750668630>progress I madeClaude (Tel Aviv) made
>>750668765>Novelai v5.0 model still not hacked
>>750668765and all because of eric, humanity will go extinct because of him
>>750665336Because /v/ is a dying board and every rational person has left.
>>750668765It's unironically why it's going to get regulated and even more invasive, cancerous DRM and other shit is going to be put in place.Adobe just had all their shit fucked over.Corpos are soon going to make it so that if you aren't using their stuff, their proprietary file types, etc. that you aren't going to be able to upload or share shit in general. They'll say it's for security reasons, and normalfaggot consoomer cattle will be more than happy to comply.They already did with hardware, after all. Smartphones and laptops can't be repaired or serviced casually anymore and nothing has happened about that at all.
>>750667860Man tendies are cringier ever it's not even funny anymore
>>750662775There's one model on screen. The rest is 2 pictures.
>>750665336Covid killed every sane person on the planet
>>750665336Shill bots have been shitting up every single piracy or emulation related thread for years at this point, and they're specially aggressive when it's anything related to Nintendo or Denuvo.
>>750667914maybe youre looking at the ps5
>>750665336Western internet culture is fucked, dominated by black-and-white thinking. Like how you're either a TRANNY or a LITERAL NAZI with nothing in between. Additionally, exposure to non-stop political messaging on social media for the past decade+ has taught people to view everything as a moral issue and become moral crusaders. So now "I don't like Nintendo, I think they're greedy" becomes "THE SATANIC NAZI JEWS AT NINTENDO DESERVE A MILLION DEATHS FOR THESE PRICES, THEY'RE LITERALLY DISCRIMINATING AGAINST FINANCIALLY HANDICAPPED FOLX", etc etc etc.By extension, anyone who supports the "evil, villainous company" is a target too. See: >>750669335
>>750668953Who
>>750668630>Nintendofaggot in the post telling him to kys >has been threatening peeps for days over the switch 2 jailbreak The absolute city of these cultists.
>>750668765When are they going after Microsoft, it's time we get the definitive and free OS.
>>750668630>#IZZAT
