Welcome to the Super Mario Bros. General, in this kingdom of ours here we discuss everything MARIO! Let's continue the Paisano journey!/smbg/ #343 - SM64DS edition------>>Current Mario News, Links, and Releases<<「!」Mario Tennis Fever has officially released!「!」Super Mario Bros. Wonder: Meetup in Bellabel Park has officially released!「!」The Super Mario Galaxy Movie is out>Recent/Future Release Dates:「!」40th anniversary content「!」mar10 Day Nintendo Classicshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5w3lAC4B5I「!」Yoshi and the Mysterious Book releases May 21st, 2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdOu4yG8ntc---->General Paisano Linkshttps://www.mariowiki.com/https://www.suppermariobroth.com/>Netplay Guidehttps://pastebin.com/kZVHmZGR>SMA4 level editor (SMA4 Mods - Smaghetti)https://smaghetti.com/>SM64, Sunshine, etc. Mod ROM hacks [ replace () with a dot ]https://rentry()co/romhacks (Guide for newer players & for interest)https://romhacking()com/https://gamebanana.comhttps://sm64coopdx.com/>/smbg/ Anon Interest and Etc.Post any SMM2 / SMW levels ya' got!Post gameplay videos!Share your Strikers club and builds!/smbg/ link compilation: https://rentry.org/g6233fq8/smbg/ writeanon compilation: https://rentry.org/tv4fp8q5https://cytube/r/smbg/ (put a dot between u and b)----Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UB2TXV2udQOP Template: https://rentry.org/84xasgm8Previous World: >>565295147
Daisy, my beloved.
>>566112573Put Wario in more mainline Mario games.
>>566106259Stop being obtuse. The point is it was never his main thing. It was never the draw of Wario,. It was a tirtiary trait. He never had a gross-out attack in any of his platformers for good reason. The grossest you get from him within the games is Zombie Wario, and even that's something he can only access situationally. Even if you count that, it still sort of reinforces my point that it's not part of his core animating spirit.
>>566114018tertiary
>Mama luigiAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
He got that fetal alcohol syndrome look to it.
>>566114197Correct, thanks. I also should have said "most gross," instead of "grossest."
>>566114018*farts*
>This is the Mario franchise today.What the f*c happened bros?
>>566115248*dash attacks*HAAAHaᵃhAhaaᵃ
>WarioWare: Smooth Moves>Mario Strikers Charged>Super Smash Bros. BrawlThere was clearly a push to turn wario into FARTio during the wii era
>>566116251JUST
>>566115747have mercy
>>566116220Don't forget (almost) NSMB
>>566116251He seriously looked like he wanted to cry while showing off the camera tracking thing. Was someone holding him at gun point during that direct?
>>566115153He's a bird.
>>566116251
>>566117356>Who's getting the best head?
https://www.nintendo.com/jp/games/switch2/abgwa/character/index.html
>>566116251Koizumi betrayed us.
How is Movie Wario gonna be personality wise?
>>566117605Why does Japan still get nice websites like that
>>566118241They don't rely as much on social media for this kind of thing.
>>566118117A big, sexist brute who openly flirts with Peach and picks his nose at the same time.
>>566118343And farts as an attacking method at least once.
>>566115153>"Annoying bird! I'm the great Leon!"
>>566118519By farting?! Are you kidding me?!
>>566118519
>>566118279I don't think I can get used to this look for Star Fox's characters.
>>566118343Wario is a more effective rival when he's warmed specifically by Peach and she likes him for who he is.But on the other hand, Movie Peach doesn't have the qualities Games Peach has that would warm Wario, or to like him in a warm way.
>>566118660>>566118662He's also stupidly greedy.
>>566117605>no sign of Miyu and FayM-maybe next time if this game does well...
>>566118343>>566118805in a "Wario is in love with peach" scenario, Wario's only allowed happy ending would be dating captain syrup instead
>>566116251I guess they went with the ugly Sonic realistic look to better mimic people's faces in this avatar mode.
>>566118754>"Bow before the grat Andross."
>>566119018If they're actually make a Princess Peach solo movie, Syrup would he the perfect choice for Peach's antagonist too.
>>566119248Okay, Andrew and Andross actually look okay.Slippy too, I suppose. I wonder why that is? I guess they just don't feel as uncanny.
>>566118990Fay is a bitch.
>>566119364Switch Slippy is very uncanny
Kino is back on the menu, hell yeah baby
>>566119991>We made the star fox team ugly in the game on purpose!ok nintendo
god i hope they keep this design when they reintroduce krystal. it would be so funny to see the gooner meltdown
>>566120287>implying Krystal
>>566119991>"That reward's as good as mine!"
>>566120287This game is going to flop so hard that Star Fox is going on ice. Do these designs even appeal to furries?
>>566119885
>>566121882But they put him in the The Super Mario Galaxy Movie movie as an advertisement... Do you really think that won't equate to sales?
>>566121882>This game is going to flop so hardHard to tell really.
You know the Hollywood VAs are advocating for Waluigi almost as much as they're advocating for Wario, I wonder if that will effect Miyamoto too.
>>566121882>Do these designs even appeal to furries?No and that is a good thing.
>>566123558Kids will want the (presumably) cool Fox from the movie, not the bloated obese ugly Fox.>>566123601Feels like Nintendo is sending it out to die. It's releasing in a months time. It's the closest Nintendo have gotten to shadowdropping something that isn't NSO multiplayer slop.
>>566121882Cope, it's being sold for 50 bucks post movie it's gonna do absolutely fine.>>566128171Newfag
>>566128483It's obvious Nintendo has 0 faith in the game. Calling people false names won't change that.
>>566121882>Do these designs even appeal to furries?to the gooner furrys no.but to regular furrys, yeah.
>>566119991They're canonizing Falco's new talons in the classic style with these new plushies.
>>566128659>they have 0 faith thats why they did a direct on ityou're new to nintendothe game will sell atleast a million btw
>>566129448You mean the direct that they only announced 5 minutes beforehand? This is Nintendo at it's most disengaged with a game.
>>566119248Holy shit, it's the Space Chimps guy
>>566121882Saw some /co/posters defend it so maybe all the usual western/disney furries will.
>>566129639cope, i'm gonna remind you of the sales
>>566130561In a Mario general? That's off topic.
>>566131093I accept your concession
>>566131093fox is being discussed despite only having 10 minutes in a mediocre at best movie
feels good to be a real mario character
>Game name is the name of the series, no subtitle>Game has hyper realistic graphics that surely won't be dated in 10 years>Game comes out in a year that ends in 6...Oh no.
>>566129448NTA but if I may chime in, atp for AAA slop, a million in sales sounds like a failure desu
>>566130561game isn't even out yet and you're acting like this is gonna be a "success" and you're gonna "remind the loser haters of the sales"god you're so petty and retardedthis is one of the many reasons why I am no longer a nintendo fan; i'd rather not be associated with fucktards like (You)
>>566134370True, Fox is more of a Mario character than Geno. At least Nintendo owns him.
>>566136668>he doesn't know about nintendo budgeting
>>566136920>IT'S GONNA BE A FAILURE AND FLOP SO HARD>no it's not>THIS IS WHY I'M NOT A NINTENDO FAN
>>566139291I'm NTA bro
>>566139358then don't chime in out of nowhere without knowing what the fuck the discussion is about?
>>566139442No. I don't think I will.Maybe (You) should shut up instead.
>>566139614>admits he had no idea what the fuck it's aboutreally telling.
That's it. This commotion means that Star Fox fags should be exiled to their own thread. If no-one wants to step up, then I'll have to become the law here.
>>566139853you will respect our brethrenStar Fox fan's enemy is MY enemy.
>>566139994If you're not with me, you're against me and the general. Pack up your things, you're fired from the general.
>566139706>tries to throw ad hominems at me to imply I'm a retard>ends up just describing himself insteadlol?
>>566140208Can't let you do that, anon.
>>566140582You're no Wolf, you're Pigma.
seeing ssuregi bootlick tf out of nintendo for the star fox remake was eye opening...mareach commandos are bootlickers, WHYYYYY she makes such cute mareach art
>>566141338who the fuck cares lmao?
the realistic artstyle and the characters looking older is likely what miyamoto was thinking when he told imamura he wanted starfox to be more mature
>>566141532this is probably koizumi's doing whilst miyamoto is busy with moviesi can only imagine how horrified miyamoto's face was
>>566141595Koizumi ruined Star Fox...
>>566141595There's no way that happened
>>566141840miyamoto's too busy to make games now especially with the legend of zelda movienot to mention fox looks way different in the moviewho else at nintendo would spearhead the remake?
>>566141840Well of course it did, Anon! Don't you remember? You was there too!
>>566141840Koizumi introduced the game.
>>566141595>>566142038you say that but this is the first time miyamoto has shown up in a direct to introduce a game in a looong time
>>566142172he was there to shill the movie.
>>566142003WHAT?!
>>566136096Say it with meNintendo's Sonic
>>56613609664 is a good game though so this game is good by default
>>566139994He got that richchaddy look to it
our divegrass manager needs to update star foxwhat name should we give him now
>>566144559I don't really pay attention to the soccer stuff, is there already a "HIRE THIS MAN" for another board/general?
>>566145229If so we could do "WE HIRED HIM" as a name.
>>566145229>>566146106too basic, i was thinking "Just Fox my shit up"or Star Chud
>>566141595Koizumi is straightforward
Just reminder that a Super Metroid "remake" was in that same mix of Nate-backed rumors too.I'm scared bros.
>>566149839Oh thats great news i'd love super metroid with better movement->lying about Natefuck you he never said Metroid at all
>>566149839big fat Zero Suit tiddies?In my Super Metroid? It's more likely you can think.
>>566149839I think you're mistaking NashWeedle (and other Youtuber industry jerk offs) for Nate.
Stolen from /v/, thoughts? Is Fever's "failure" why Yoshi, Rhythm Heaven, and now Star Fox are all $50 digital/$60 physical? Will we see the game's from last year perma drop to that price point? $60 digital/$70 physical Bananza, $70 digital Mario Kart/$80 physical?
>>566153618I bought Fever and it's not worth $70 - definitely $50. I won't dwell on it - it's just $70 (lel) - but I wouldn't be suprised if it didn't perform as well as it could have.I'm sure it sold enough but, in this day and age, percentage differences in KPIs are enough to motivate changing strategies. I'm sure Nintendo saw the needle move in an undesirable direction and adjust accordingly.
>>566153618Rhythm Heaven's $40 and Yoshi's $60 digital, $70 physical my bad. Point still stands. I guess we'll find out when the quarterly drops.
>>566153618>>566153989To be fair Mario Tennis has been shown to have legs despite pricing, as evidenced by the japanese sales staying strong week after week. It's over 100k physical sales in japan alone
>>566153618nah its nintendos thing with variable pricing.star fox and rhythem heaven are smaller single production games while mario kart and mario tennis are larger ever green titlesalso, rhythm heaven is full price in japan apparently
>>566139118
>>566156652Star Fox has had more appearances in Mario games than Geno.
>>566156821Okay, but check this out
>>566157440He can perform that shuffle on the way to the trash heap.
>>566156821no way that's true>it's true
>>566156821I assume you meant Fox McCloud, not the whole of Star Fox, and his only real appearance in a Mario game is as a costume in Super Mario Maker. Geno's at least been in three Mario games counting the remake.
>>566140582Honestly starwolf in general look pretty good in this artstyle.
>>566157682That's sweet of him to visit you
>>566158030I meant the whole of Star Fox. For Geno, double counting a remake is bogus and his cameo in Mario and Luigi was removed. The Arwing appears in Super Mario RPG so count that once or twice, Mario Maker, and three Wario games. Fox appears in Mario Maker, Mario Artist and he has his cameo in Superstar Saga that Nintendo tried to erase like with Geno. The rest of the team all appear in Mario Maker.
>>566158958>Star Fox is more related to Mario than GenoIt's Genover...
>>566158958>For Geno, double counting a remake is bogusIt's not really "double counting" the remake. It's counting it once, and the original game once, since they were independently developed and sold.>and his cameo in Mario and Luigi was removedLearn English, it can't be "removed" from the original game, it was omitted from a remake, which is why it's not four.>and he has his cameo in Superstar Saga that Nintendo tried to erase like with GenoThat one actually was removed, he doesn't appear in that game at all.
Angels are cool imo
>>566159492>It's not really "double counting" the remake.You're counting the same game twice, dishonest at best. >it can't be "removed" from the original gameNintendo removing it from the remake means that they disavowed the Geno cameo, and as remakes take precedence in canon over the original versions it means the canon game didn't have the Geno cameo.>he doesn't appear in that game at all.He's in the files. Regardless, Star Fox has more appearances in Mario than Geno.
>>566158958I wonder if Fox will be able to sell more copies than Geno's remake. So far no Switch 2 games have sold that much except Mario Kart World and Donkey Kong Bananza.
>>566159920>You're counting the same game twice, dishonest at best.No that would he something like counting every time it was ported, like to the Wii or the SNES mini. A full remake is a different game. Rest of your post is funny.
>>566160276With the Switch 1 selling 15 times the consoles of the Switch 2, we'll have to multiply Star Fox's sales by 15 for an accurate comparison.
>>566160475A remake is not a fully different game. At best I can offer you a 0.25 of a game.
>>566160686Sorry but it's listed as a fully different game in every official measurement.
>>566160897It's listed as a remake. And a remake is not a wholly unique game so it doesn't get 1. I'm offering you an olive branch here. 0.25 or nothing.
>>566160983Damn, Star Fox isn't even getting a new game, sucks to suck I guess. They'd better drop the price another 40 dollars to reflect its 1/4th of a game status
>>566161123>Star Fox isn't even getting a new gameCorrect, but you can get it pretty cheap on Amazon Japan because yen is weak so do that.
>>566160983You're not in the position to offer anything, your misconceptions have no impact on reality. The fact is the industry treats remakes as separate published titles.
Wario had 8 friends in Super Mario Land 2, 24 friends in Wario's Woods, 19 friends in WarioWare, probably some more I'm missing somewhere, and a Waluigi. How is this guy so popular?
>>566163842Canonically he brainwashes people so that's probably the reason.
>>566160276Pokopia
>>566164703A little over a million shy. Z-A's Switch 2 Edition sold a little bit more than SMRPG though.
>>566165538anon, those were only counting day 1 sales.
>>566163842>Strong, rich treasure hunter and inventor who is willing to give you a job making microgames at his company (at the risk of him trying to stiff all of you)I dunno, he seems like a cool guy. You know, aside from the scams.
https://nitter.net/StevenAtauchi/status/2052423617598603278
>They put Wario's car in Double Dash (and put a legally distinct version in DS)>They put Wario's bike in Wii>They didn't put Bowser's car in 8 or World
The God of the Mushroom World, Kamio, drew everyone into existence with his magic marker.
I love Luigi
>>566173243fox...
Can't let you do that, Star Chud.
>Mama, just vored a goomba>Put a tongue against his head, pulled my tongue, now he's egg
>Mama luigi, the audience are booing me...
>>566173243I hate Luigi!
>>566174932Stop right there criminal scum!
I love Geno!
>>566177006Donkey Kong...
>>566177006You'll get splinters, Anon.
Whaaaaack-hoo!
>>566178142
https://itsgalaxytime.com
>>566180003Just another picture-perfect day!
https://x.com/IGN/status/2052466939293843885
>>566183661>completely ignores that the creator absolutely loves the remake and is kissing miyamoto's boot in every tweetjournalism is dead
>>566183661Cool
>>566183661Just gonna leave out the part where he likes the remake's designs, huh? Fuck IGN.
>>566129339Happy feet...
>>566183845>>566186839Still prefers classic fox over obese Fox.
>>566191810>movie fox>classic foxlmao retard
>>566192086Movie Fox is modelled after classic Fox. Remake Fox is Woke Fox.
>>566193335Oh, you're one of those people.
>>566193335Low quality bait.
>>566191810chungus fox is better because his personality is still faithful, unlike movie fox who is a zootopia rip-off wannabe
Zoomers really think Smash invented Fox.
>>566195454Let's be real, they double down on ultramature aesthetic Star Fox because they assumed all the epic Melee memes means people are obsessed with Melee's realistic Fox McCloud.or Koizumi is just that unhinged and told FE to indulge that shit hard and see what they can revise in-house.
>>566116251>>566141595>Miyamoto-san, you destroyed something I held dear to my heart, now I will destroy something you love and adore>This is my revenge, Koizumi’s revenge.
>>566199892Koizumi inherited the oni inside Miyamoto that wanted to ruin all Nintendo franchises.
>>566199892>Koizumi’s revenge.Ludo headline title
Why does everything have to be malicious
>>566200564The Japanese are evil.
good lord, why the fuck is the Mario 64 PC port launcher still so shit? how haven't they fixed it? it randomly just stops working and you have to re-do everything and download msy2 again
>>566141338Anon, that's quite parasocial of you she's just some random Nintendo Korean fan. Leave her alone.
>>566183845If he didn't he would be Gunpei Yokoi'd
This thread got really stinky.
>>566203514Just play coop dx. You don't need to be online for it and it has the best mod scene. I recently played through it with the Wario Land mod, it was pretty good. And if you want a good Waluigi find the Wario Bros. mod on GitHub.
>>566141595Do any other game devs get fan fiction written about them or is it just Miyamoto?
>>566210196Falco has a point.
>>566211383Oh yeah, I forgot Fox had a mommy fetish in that comic.
May as well just rename this place /nintg/
>>566211802no, DUMBASSfox is part of the mario family because we allow miyamoto nepobabies here.
>>566211802It would be better that way desu. Only so much to talk about Mario.
>>566211802Anon, i...https://www.mariowiki.com/Fox_McCloud
>>566212383If you're going by Mario Wiki, then all kinds of shit can be talked about here. Kirby, Sonic the Hedgehog, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, etc.And that's not even getting into Smash Bros., which I know is a beloved topic here.
>>566212706Oh shit, we gotta go tell /mmg/, /sthg/, /kdg/, /ffg/, /dqg/, and /sfg/ that they all gotta merge together with us.
>/ffg/Cunny posting and armpits general?
>>566213630No, that's the bully B____ vs Yoshi P bs Nomura general
>>566211802This place literally used to be /nintyg/ and before that /3dsg/ and /wug/>no it didn-Yes it fucking did check the archives and I know you motherfuckers posted there.
>>566216395Windows Update General? Weird.
>>566209331I'd say most of the more well known Japanese devs do.
>>566212706>>566212964>smashfag stinkis this your shitty plan, since you rather do ANYTHING besides reviving /ssbg/
>>566216395Some anons posting someplace doesn't mean this place "literally" used to be anything, >This place literally used to be /nintyg/ and before that /3dsg/ and /wug/Separated instances, and nintyg died because of discordfags.
>>566221484Calm down, I'm just poking fun at using MarioWiki as a guide of what to discuss here.Do you even see Smash Bros in that screenshot?
>>566221484Being unable to recognize sarcasm is a sign of autism.
>>566212348Secondary detected.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNxVhvoZLNI
funny how as soon as imamura leaves Nintendo they instantly reboot starfox and trade the toony anime style for realism and old TV action show writingwith imamura out of the picture, miyamoto finally got his "mature" vision of the franchise
>>566229106I bet Miyamoto would love A Fox in Space.
>>566217049So like /g/ instead of /vg/?
https://www.nintendo.co.jp/corporate/release/en/2026/260508.htmlPrice. Hikes.Nintendeen won.
>>566241574Oh no.Anyways.
>>566241574THEABSOLUTESTATE
>>566241574Nintendeen's a poor faggot? Ok
>>566241574why do you talk like that?
>>566241574>$50 price hike in 4 monthsI sleep.
>>566242398explain
>>566242398probably came from /v/, he's afraid to talk in the famitsu threads since he'd get shitted on
projecting cuckold couldn't help himself
>>566242549No Famitsu thread today since it's GW.
>>>/v/738441507nintendeen lost
Tezuka retiringhttps://x.com/OatmealDome/status/2052643164134031627
Star fox 64 switch remake already cursedhttps://nichegamer.com/star-fox-creator-prefers-super-mario-galaxy-movie-fox/
>>566243642No...Tezuka had a good run, but still rip
>>566243642it was inevitable and they were basically retired already, but man its actually pretty sad to see all the old-guard go...
>>566243806Gotta love how they made a whole article out of an incomplete tweet. https://x.com/ima_1966/status/2052193579955835056
>>566241574Nintendo really are evil.
>>566241574>price hikesBased
>>566244396It's not Japanese culture to outright shit on something they were a part of. Saying that they prefer one thing over another is the closest you'll get.
>>566244754Cool, but that's got nothing to do with that. They literally took a part of the tweet and ignored everything else.
>>566245250They just focused on the relevant part. That the Star Fox creator doesn't think the new art direction is as good as the old one.
>>566244396
>>566245383The tweet doesn't say that all. Are you retarded or a Niche Gamer writer?
>>566241574Guess I won't be buying one for a good long while. Maybe ever if emulators come out before it's sold at value.
>>566242723Peach doesn't have a pussy, she's made of fungus
>>566245383>SMG movie>old
>>566242906He isn't in it to win, he's in it to be right.
>>566245383He liked the movie, we are NOT taking his opinion seriously
>>566245525>The tweet doesn't say that all.He prefers movie Fox which has it's roots in the pre-reboot design. Then when a fan asked him how he felt about the new design he said> “I guess this is how it turns out if I’m not supervising… or something like that. I think the concept is good.”which is the Japanese way of saying that he doesn't like what they did with it with the addition of the equivalent of a parent trying to not hurt their child's feelings at the end.
This shall be the last /smbg/ thread. I think we're ready to become /miyamoto/ or /nintyg/ again.
Star Fox clearly had prosthetic feet in the original models and I'm tired of Nintendo pretending they didn't. They had fucking ball joints for ankles for Pete's sake.
>>566246268>This shall be the last /smbg/ thread. I think we're ready to become /miyamoto/ or /nintyg/ again.not your call, shitposter
>>566246342Okay I was misremembering before expanding the image, they don't have ball joints, but still, this obviously isn't as organic as theil rest of their bodies.
>>566246415The general decided when they let Star Fox in. I'm simply answering the call of the general. Desperate wishing to evolve I can only help guide it. Which do you want?/moto/ or /nintyg/?
>>566246572/smbg/ stays, we're giving you an inch because of the movie, stop demanding shit
>>566244192Who's left?
>>566246641It's a shitposter that's probably not on either side, probably the same schizo who keeps trying to force nintyg every year.
>>566246009>source: my assThe original Star Fox design always attempted to go for a realistic look which has always been limited by hardware capabilities. Try clickbaiting harder, I am not supporting your patreon fag.
>>566246641/smbg/ stands no more. The general demands a place to talk about more than just Mario games. The will of the many supersedes the will of the one unwilling to change.
>>566246889Trying to tear down /smbg/ so desperately makes you the single shitposter, dramafag. Everyone else knows this is just the movie reasons for this.
>>566246845>>source:https://x.com/ima_1966/status/2052178219819012445
>>566246997The general wishes to discuss non-Mario franchises like Star Fox. (You) are the singular shitposter who wants to stop this because you're afraid of change. Afraid of what might happen if Mario has to share the spotlight. Afraid of being rejected by the new general.
>>566246889>The general demands a place to talk about more than just Mario games.Sounds like you never liked Mario. Make nintyg and watch it die in 4 seconds then faggot, all those regulars left to discord.
>>566247121>The general wishes to discuss non-Mario franchises like Star Fox. (You) are the singular shitposter who wants to stop this because you're afraid of change. Afraid of what might happen if Mario has to share the spotlight. Afraid of being rejected by the new general.Your shitposting is getting stale. I think I know who you are now too. Fuck off already.
>>566247124The irony of this post is that I've not posted a single thing about Star Fox. I can just see where the wind blows.
>>566247121>>566247241Doubt. Too afraid to make a nintyg thread? Put your money where your mouth is.
>>566244754>It's not Japanese culture toSounds like the typical western grifter excuse.
>>566247241you're the yearly nintyg shill, everyone knows that
>>566247318Don't force western values onto the Japanese.
>>566247292All I need to do is wait. You've let the Star Fox posters in and they'll never leave now. And because you let them in you'll have other franchises try to pony in on the general. /smbg/ is destined to die now.
>>566247467And then /smbg/ can just branch off from it and become its own general again while the Nintendo general acts like a containment thread lol.
>>566247467>All I need to do is wait. You've let the Star Fox posters in and they'll never leave now. And because you let them in you'll have other franchises try to pony in on the general. /smbg/ is destined to die now.Thanks for revealing how much /smbg/ existing makes you seethe, we'll keep it living. You also reveal you know the nintendo general would die since you still aren't making it, shitposter.
>>566247004>reading comprehension, what is it?
No idea you, I just come here to post Mario.
>>566248996You'll do well in /moto/.
Mario.
>Star Fox, we are in your debt. We would be honored to have you part of Mushroom Ki->Oh no, ma'am. We have another remake to get too
>>566241574It's only evil when Nintendo does.
>>566183661>movie fox is based on his star fox zero design>new game is an all new design and outfit done by someone elsegee i wonder why the starfox artist prefers the movie design
The mental gymnastics of the anti-nintendo youtube grifters is honestly getting quite funny. The spin on minutiae of Nintendo news to make it seem bad is unbelievable.
>>566260554Nintendo increasing prices is good?
>>56626064619.8 million Switch 2s and 75% Mario Kart World retention is bad?Plus, it's a 4 months in advance warning unlike certain other companies.
>>566260554No shit. It is just exploiting populist psychology and how they manage to make their living, seeing as Nintendo has been extremely coy about announcements during the Switch 2's lifespan so far.
>put fox in the movie to promote star fox 64 turbo edition redux special edition>make the game ugly as shit and look nothing like the movie>announce price increasesasuga nintendo-sama....
>>566260646No. But the sales are still good, which means the system isn't doomed. Just that.
>2026>all the knowledge of the world in the palm of your hands>people still choose to believe in the Star Fox prosthetic legs western hoax because of old puppets
>>566216395i posted on /ink/ does this mean this place is /ink/?
Arigato, /smbg/.My roku here is dannu.
>>566244192Koizumi
>>566263971TEEZUUKAAAAAAAAA
>>566263458fandom just likes to run off with ideas and ignore anything that contradicts it.like how people seem to think nintendo hates waluigi personally
>>566263971Happy he manage to get Wonder off the ground.
>>566263971Fuck, looks like Koizumi really has most of the keys to the kingdom now
>>566264482and he decides to do a star fox 64 remake instead
>>566264321>Tezuka got his big sequel and left>Tanabe got his long awaited prime 4 and left>Sakamoto got his long awaited metriod dread AND a detective club sequel and noted he found an heir>Miyamoto says doing all the things his old boss would not let him do like the movies, theme parks and museumwe are in Nintendo's bucket list era
>>566265490somehow i feel like miyamoto will not retire anytime soon and will just sit there until he dies.
>>566265572Miyamoto is almost like the owner of Nintendo, he'll be around until he wants even if he doesn't work on anything anymore.
They've been training newer generations for a while. Miyamoto said he isn't worried about the future of Nintendo. Mario Maker started as a tool to teach their new staff the principle of Mario games. 3DS New Mario 2 was made almost entirely by newcomers as task that they received.
>>566267136Jack off Miyamoto less.
>>566267747>They've been training newer generations for a whileexcept for Sakurai for some reason.can't wait for Smash to be shelved
>>566265572hes technically already retired as hes listed as a "creative fellow"
>>566268528Sakurai's freelance, he just has that George Lucas/Kojima thing of being unable to step away from it.
>>566267751Elaborate on what was wrong with that statement.
>>566270906Calling Miyamoto the owner of Nintendo. Fucking Blackrock owns more of Nintendo than he does.
>Be hotel manager at mario sunshine>Hotel Delphino is haunted and ask mario to clean it up>The casino slots has a ghost price and outputs a ghostThat nigga really housed in some boos and destroyed his hotel's reputation for nothing but a game of slots
>>566274828It could just have a ghost prize because the boos are haunting it. It's cartoon logic.
>>566275551>hotel manager ordered some slot machines from a shady business and they supplied him with haunted slots>they happen to offer a ghost extermination service
>>566280293Does Krystal know about Rosalina?
>>566285219Does Rosalina know about Krystal?
>>566248996based
>>566263458That's a good thing though, it shows some people still trust their own eyes.
MIYAMOTOO-SENSEI!I wirr... neva forgive you..you fuckedu up my garaxyyou fuckedu up my rosetta..in return, i wirru take your chirdurenstarting widu star FOX!
Odds the new Star Fox is being developed internally? The series is 50/50 with that
>>566292129i think its likely the game play itself is being done internally, but the cut-scenes and animations are being handled by nintendo pictures.the game seems to have a lot of focus on them. all the radio chatter has unique animations. mission briefings are fully animated and new cutscenes have been added too.theres a care for cinematics here that nintendo does not usually care for
You did get your switch 2 pre-AI shortage hike, right?
>>566289695gyatt damn, who was his barber? better stay the fuck away from him.
>>566303173More importantly, I got my 1TB MicroSD Express card before the prices went back up. The same listing I got it from is higher than the Switch 2 price increase.
>>566287445Oh nooooo!
>>566303926>i fell for the wait for the express card to go down in price meme
>>566306956I waited until about January time for mine. It was just too annoying having the 256GB of space for six months when my 500GB on the original Switch felt like it went much further.
>>566294054>super fx technologyMaybe it's just a coincidence, a case of two groups coming up with similar design ideas, but it's interesting that Illumination put passenger seats into the G-Diffuser in the exact same place the new Arwing designs put a section that opens up, even if it's not specifically for passenger seating.Because otherwise the Illumination Arwing doesn't really resemble the new one at all.
Apparently there's a fresh NashWeedle rumor saying Ganon/dorf is getting a "heroic" focus game to go along with the OoT remake.This is connected to Codename "Bernard" and the last hint they have for that was in quotes:>"Hero, wake up, the drums are resounding for 2027.”Take it a grain of salt since Nate and who's ever in that ERA/Famiboard insiderjerk didn't vouch for it. It's brand new.But at the same time, this was BOUND to happen since Zelda just had her own focus topdown game. May as well complete the entire Triforce.
>>566309325Bro? Not the Zelda general.
>>566309325>Nashso it's false, basically.also what does this have to do with mario or miyamoto's nepobabies
>>566309428When you let Star Fox in, you let everyone in. This general will soon become /moto/.
>>566309634Oh fuck right off you insipid shitposting faggot.
>>566309325actual Bowser game when
>>566309487>miyamoto's nepobabiesMiyamoto co-created Zelda.
>>566309634fuck off, we already came to the conclusion that we only let nepobabies (star fox for now as it's relevant to the mario movie and MAYBE pikmin but that's pushing it hard)also general discussions of the switch 2 hardware is allowed as that's the platform to play mario games on.it's still, and will forever be /smbg/
>>566309634People are talking about Star Fox because Fox was JUST in the latest Mario movie. It's a currently relevant related subtopic that will eventually fade in time. Divegrass not withstanding.You're talking about entirely unrelated shit. Fuck off.
>>566309634fuck on.
>>566309428I know but the place was heading to Page 10 too soon, i shared out of pressure. Won't make this a norm, i promise.
what's a nepobabies?
>>566310389You know how Pikmin is given every chance in the world despite it always failing? That's a nepobaby.
>>566310006>Divegrass not withstanding.Divegrass is sacred ground. Corrupt it with non-Mario character and the general becomes corrupted.
What's the one thing most likely to rot people's minds and reduce their brains to mashed potatoes?
>>566112573Put Goomboss in more mainline Mario games.
>>566311717Mario spin offs with a story more developed than mainline games.
>>566309847once the 3rd film drops or when SEGA attempts to "compete" with Nintendo again.
>>566311717Television!
>>566311796Only if you make Goombuchess
Yoshi's Safari 2
In /moto/ we'll allow the following franchises>Mario>Wario>DK>Yoshi>Luigi's Mansion>Star Fox>Zelda>PikminAll of Miyamoto's children.
>>566314502okay, you can go ahead and make it whilst the rest of us stay here.
>>566314502Metroidbros....Kirbychads...........FEgs......Smashsissies..............GoldenSunthads......Xenotrannies.... .
I bet his hands feel nice and warm and soft.
>>566314502I can't approve of a general dedicated to a man who killed his own son.
>>566316513Reznor...
got the game early, pretty fun so far.all the levels that would've included 'bosses' in a past game are just fun exploratory where you try to interact with it in as many different ways as possible and solve puzzles.
>>566327905So, are Junior and Kamek midbosses, then?Also how's the music, on a scale of Woolly World to New Island?
IT'S TIME.
>>566327905POST THE NSO
>>566336173
>>>/v/738483867
clown mcdonald
Why is STARFOX being talked about in the Mario Bros general???
>>566337559>Why is STARFOX being talked about in the Mario Bros general???the movie was the gateway
>>566337559See >>566310006
On that note, the new game should reference the movie, maybe even have a level based on it
>>566343071Why?
>>566343071The SF64 Remake was in development before Glen begged Nintendo to let him be Fox and make a Star Fox movie. So, I dont think we will get a reference to the film. I also doubt this art style is gonna stick around for more than one game.
>Why yes, my favorite Nintendo game is Star Fox 64. How did you guess?
>>566327905Is Navel Pirhana in the game?
>>566327905Isn't that Mother Nature from Smiling Friends?
>>566351246zoomtard
>>566351246zoomchad
I just heard the SF64 remake's music on YT (because Nintendo Music is region locked and you can't even sideload it unless your phone has the same exact time zone as your Nintendo account) and it seems like besides the level layouts, the music survived.It actually sounds like remastered, orchestrated versions of the original soundtrack.They didn't try to force a different music genre into it, or add leitmotifs, or awkwardly extend the music with new melodies, unlike a certain Gamecube RPG remake on the Switch...
>>566358028Improved design
fox mcchud
More Yoshi soon.
>>566359782Why is it so bright
How much did you cry when you first played Mario Kart World’s Rainbow Road?
>>566336173>>566336572As cool as this is and as much as I like the art I don't think Rosalina would go for a guy who doesn't have daddy energy. Fox is hot but just ain't it. She'd sooner fall for Pepe.
>>566363881Would Wolf x Rosalina work better?
>>566363642Not at all, because I'm not a faggot like you.
>>566363642it made me smile hard
>>566363642We aren't weak men like you.
>>566369324don't samefag
Bee nice.
So realistically the next $80 Nintendo game will be the next 3D Mario, right?
Modern Wario's legs are shrunk down too much now. I know it's normal to exaggerate designs over time, but it's ridiculous how small they got. He always had short legs, but now they're just too small.
>>566371178For comparison.
>>566370919the next zelda or mario, that's the big hitters Nintendo sinks money into yeah
>>566371338He's devolving...
Before you bump. Let it die.
>>566370919I'd bet on the next Smash Bros personally. That's a game we know they always have to spend a fuckload of money on due to licensing and shit.Mario might go for 70 since Bananza, a fellow 3d platformer, went for 70 too.
>>566391612DK is B-tier while Mario is A-tier.
>>566392379There is no reason to assume they're pricing their A-tier games as 80 bucks though. Mario Kart World for example is a very obviously thinly veiled "we priced it 80 to make you want to buy the bundle that gives us more money cuz digital copies are profit that comes directly to us lmaaaao".
>>566392712Zelda was the first 70 dollar game. It only makes sense that Mario would have another 80 dollar game after World. Or depending on what happens with GTA maybe 90 dollars...
>>566392932Again, there is no reason to assume that right now. We don't know if the 80 price tag is a thing they genuinely wish to pursue or if it was a ploy to make the bundle look even more attractive.
>>566398939There's no reason to assume that they were using $80 only as a reason for people to get the bundle. Until the end of the Switch 2 era happens we can only assume that there will be more $80 games.
sunshine was fun. recommend another mario game to play
>>566408995What Mario games have you not played?
>>566311935This but unironically
>>566363881Her kids were all over him, bro. Whatcha talkin bout?
>>566412262Little kids do usually flock to big kids
hoping they're hiding some good shit in that first Star Fox reveal, like maybe more pilots. this formation is odd and wasn't like that in 64we didn't officially know Pauline was in Bananza until like 3 weeks before the game released
>>566415906They also did the G-Diffuser check in a different order.
>>566352950yea the ttyd remake music is garbage if that's what you're implying
>>566415906i doubt it, since it seems tied heavily into the cutscenes.it might be some obscure flight formation, people nerdier than me talk about how there's a lot of specific details with the arwings that only a plane otaku would spot
Will Bowser’s Meowser form ever show up in anything again
>>566415906I would bet on this just being a formation that allows side-characters like Katt or Bill to join in instead of a "Secret unlockable pilot".
The Switch 2 is selling fast in Japan after the announced price hike, I wonder if this affects anything….
>>566415906The formation isn't odd considering they're in the correct formation the rest of the cutscene.
>>566428364Switch 2 has had stock issues in Japan multiple times on top of last week being GW.
Wait the Switch 2 only sold 3 million units since the last sales report???
>>566359782One must imagine Yoshi happy.
>>566428364They're raising the price outside of America? I assumed it was still a tariff thing.
Is this a good thread for Mario Party questions too?I would like know which MP game has the most controller-friendly minigames? Those things are expensive and I don't want to mash or spin the analog with fear of damaging them. Bonus points if you can play it on Switch (any Switch exclusive entry or via emulation on a hacked console)
>>566440112at least spoiler your shit before you get vacation banned, pornfag
>>566440827I assume every Mario Party game after the first 3 are controller friendly.
>>566440827Try Mario party superstars or jamboree first, seems like the best bet if you're looking for controller safeness and switch games
How are they gonna do this? With an ai algorithm to detect if you getting horny or some shit??
>>566444367What the fuck is that from
Can you guys take your tripfaggot back? We don't want him.>>566419503
>>566452814He's not ours.
>>566409512Most of them. I have played:>first game on the nes>2 on the nes>3 on the nes>world on the snes>sunshine on the gc>Mario Forever
>>566454410Considering 90% of his posts are from here, yes he is.
>>566458307He's not ours.
mama luigi
mama? mama mario?HAHAHAHAHA
>grab coin>health goes upis mario jewish or just uninsured?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dL8DFpav72A
>>566437280It's not just the tariffs, it's the RAM problem due to the AI shit
I'm trying to enjoy Bananza but it feels like I'm just going through the motions. Like so few aspects of this game feel like anyone actually asked "but will this be fun at all?" It's nice to play a "high production" Nintendo game again but feels like the unwanted cousin of Odyssey and Splatoon.
>>566477393That's the biggest problem with Bananza. It's>What if we gave DK an Odyssey gamebut with gameplay that feels like it has even more bloat than Odyssey. The DLC is fun because it's something that's actually new but it's not really worth the base game price + the DLC price. Plus, one attempt of being a roguelite feels a little long.
so are all games going to just be suddenly announced like this?
>>566487345No, Nintendo just have no faith in Star Fox.
>>566488282Mariamy sounds like a dish
>>566487345I hope not, some people have jobs and/or sleep schedules, nintendo.
>>566490676Don't be so entitled.
>>566428364Switch 2 was already selling very well in Japan, mostly because it was undercosted. Its not doing great in the west, but the recent deadline for the price hike might encourage some "core gamers" who've been holding out to grab it. The average normal won't even know the price is going up and will still wait to closer to Christmas to grab one.
>>566440827>can we talk about mario party in the dedicated mario threadDuhTo answer your question, just don't play any of the n64 ones and you're safe. The gamecube partys are all great
>>566487345Seems to be Nintendo's way of doing things so far this year. I would imagine going forward they give us like 1 or 2 directs a year, which is reserved for really big announcements. If they do a June direct and don't announce a few really heavy hitters, fanbois will lose their minds as they skipped April.
>>566440827>Those things are expensive and I don't want to mash or spin the analog with fear of damaging them.with western n64 controllers that's inevitable with any sort of control stick use, NoA cheaped out and didn't lube up their sticks like JP controllers were so now they grind down and destroy themselves.if you wanna keep your sticks safe then you gotta lube them up now
Are the Switch 2 pro controllers made of an inferior material to the Switch 1 controllers?Compared to the Switch 1 Pro Controller I've had to clean it way more often to get gunk off of it, and I'm not a particularly sweaty person.
>>566490676Valid.
>>566490676Nintendo shouldn't revolve around people in your timezone working your job with your sleep schedule specifically.
>>566503017Nothing in that post says that. Giving a date beforehand helps everyone get ready for the news drop and plan for it. 10 minutes shadowdrop helps no one.
>>566503505Do you need to see it live?
>>566503395
>>566487345Star Fox is a smaller game. They probably just wanted to try a different marketing strategy with it since they already know it won't sell well anyway
>>566504464Fox then got back up and pwnd him!
>>566477393>Donkey Kong a family manBitch he's single, is not interested in a relationship and rather go hang out with his friends on adventures while eating bananas.No idea why faggots retain this misconception about him.
>>566487345Blame the leakers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocVfhavIaN4Have you watched this before? What do you think?
>>566517857Thinking is hard!
>>566487345I can’t wait for the next Xenoblade to be announced on twitter one month before the release haha
>>566183661>“The new game is exactly the visuals I had in my head back when I was making Star Fox 64! I absolutely love the super realistic character expressions too. That said, the movie version of Fox is just too cute.”
>>566532001He didn't say that.
>>566532262
>>566536298Damage control.
>>566536374Schizophrenia. He never said he hated the new design.
>>566536374>Damage control.>he is literally just repeating what he already said
>>566536661I know that you are a better gentleman than this, sir.
Shouldn't fox be searching for a way back home instead of doing missions in the super mario movie?
>>566547092God sent Fox on a mission. Now he's putting right what once went wrong while searching for a way home. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WK71Z_ZLc0
>>566547092he needs the money
>>566503657nta but i do
>>566547092Why can't he do both? Besides, he'd need money for food, for fuel, for repairs, etc, so why not just keep doing what he does best?
>>566437280RAM + oil shock
>>566458445>>566458307
Should Mario and Star Fox get an official vidya cross over?
>>566561912Yes and it needs to happen nao
>>566561912grotesque plumber design for the new game's dlc, drives a flying van
>>566572706>"Mario, Luigi, Ultra Realistic Yoshi, and Wario reporting for duty!" or add a realistic Donkey kong instead of Wario for more space monkey jokes)
>>566359782I'm ready.
>>566477393>TotK>EoW>BananzaNintendo is getting into this bad habit of making games entirely focused around a broken gimmick where the game is only fun if you abstain from use of the gimmick as much as possible. "Don't push the win button" simulators.
>>566081723>>566096475>>566091552>>566091863
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kt93V7o3yaY&t=548>doing all this autistic maths>all to come to the conclusion NINTENDO IS LE BADAt least he puts in a little effort with the grift, I guess. Like it isn't just lengthy rants most of the time.
>>566582630I don't get it. How can 64 be reboot of SNES but Zero not also be a reboot of it?
The scissors can cut paper mario and the paper mario world is supposed to be a reflection of the 3D mario world, therefore, what would be the 3D equivalent of something that can cleanly cut Mario in half and oneshot him at the same time?
>>566588519chainsaw.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RfwUPDIOHs
>>566591268Why does Mario always obey these signs? Why doesn't Bowser just put up a "no Mario" sign?
>>566594243given the fact his ass can get arrested for something a shadow copy did while he was inside of a fucking airplane, he prob had a run-in with the cops over a retarded rule before and decided to not push his luck since then, maybe bowser cant put up a no mario sign because of legal stuff, like maybe since people need to block out yoshis off dangerous places you're legally allowed to kick any yoshis out and put up a no yoshi sign but you cant put up a no "person i dont like" sign.think of it like how you cant bring a pet to a restaurant, they could allow them in but they'd rather not
>>566594243Mario is a bug man. He mindlessly obeys any authority figure.
>>566583860zero includes stuff made up for 64
>>566591268Mario does it for the challenge.
>>566594243He doesn't have enough braincells to go against the signs. Bowser wants some fun, so he'll only put the no Mario signs up when he's sick of playing with Mario.
Are the Water Heavyweights (Waluigi & Pianta) the worst characters in Mario Kart World?
'Member that time the white house posted unedited mario galaxy gameplay to promote a nasa mission they were doingNow they're using star fox 64 gameplay to promote the us air force lolNo
>>566613484Nintendo is anti-woke Trump supporters. It's only natural that the most based games are used to support Trump. What are you, a liberal?
>>566614242They're suing the government right now doe
>>566615575That's only a ploy so liberals don't try and cancel them. Swathes of Nintendo's playerbase are trannies.
When are we getting comic accurate portrayals of the Mario characters?
>>566617896>When are we getting comic accurate portrayals of the Mario characters?When you stop being a delusional ooc editor.
>>566631594I can't believe you edited that anon's image.
>>566636183samefag or shitposter or both
>>566636928Most likely both.
https://x.com/NintendoEurope/status/2053777133525246204
how come nintendo never sued the softendo people?
>>566582630
>>566645539nintendo doesn't take down things that are different enough to what their next projects currently are
>>566660497so if someone makes a mario game that plays like DMC it goes under the radar?
>>566660792probably
Tiki Tong and Tiki Goon in the Canyon Layer.
>>566669258>Tiki Goon hell yeah
>>566597956It also includes stuff made up for Assault, and stuff made up for 2. It's also got stuff made up for 1 that didn't appear in 64.
I need a hero
Nintendo has FORGOTTEN about Directs...
>>566681951They JUST had one.
>>566682002>implying
Watching SNL Mario parodies has made me realize that pretty much every casual alive sees Wario as a main Mario character simply because he's been in every spin-off since the N64, and because he's pretty memorable I guess. So why doesn't Nintendo every put him in main Mario games like 3D World or Wonder?
>>566684296Because fuck you that's why.-Nintendo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gBLU3cqvt8
Mario Party 3 is fucking bullshit and pisses me off. It's 80% luck and 20% skill.
>>566693253Anon, that is literally all Mario Party games.
>>566692763>no close ups of bowsette Sharnt be watching this.
>>566694149NTA but I hidden block chance rate was definitely on the higher side in the n64 days, especially for Mario Party 3, so he has kinda a point. They put a limiter on it on games after it (one hidden block per map) but in 3 they never run out.
>>566694701You're supposed to be listening. You don't watch music.
>>566694959Oh wait need to clarify more. One hidden block at any one time until someone gets it in the future games, then resets, but only having 1 on a board. Mario Party 3 has 3 hidden blocks always present. (Mario Party 2 started the gimmick, with only 2 present at a time)
Why didn't you guys tell me that Twilight princess got a PC port recomp...
>>566698851Not a Zelda general. Fuck off retard Zelinker. Zelda kills generals.
>>566699614/moto/ will replace this general one day.
>>566700920It'll be a glorious day.
>>566700920your forced meme will never land, samefag, make your dumb moto general and stay there already
>>566684296Because Miyamoto always thought Wario was a toilet humor character, so he felt like he'd have to give Wario gross-out moved like the Wario Waft, and that doesn't fit main Mario. Strikers did it because it's a (barely) grittier vision of Mario. Miyamoto also simply doesn't like that kind of humor and thinks it's wrong to use it to get cheap laughs out of life, which is based, so he probably thought a sanitized version of Wario was what was in the spin-offs, and would have stopped including Wario in games altogether if he wasn't grandfathered in from the N64, GC, and Wii, like they tried to get rid of Waluigi for Mario Kart 7. But that lead to massive backlash, they couldn't even get rid of him, so Wario stayed. I don't think Miyamoto was aware that the West doesn't really care about that toilet humor side of him since it was never presented in within his defining Wario Land games, and WarioWare felt like a different take on the character in some ways, almost like it's in an alternate universe.But in a recent interview Miyamoto seems like maybe he's changing his tune and coming to understand Wario doesn't really need gross-out stuff to shine, which is right, he can be based on bizarreness, action, and character writing. He's supposed to be low-class, but he doesn't need to be defined by being disgusting, smelly, gassy, unhygienic, etc.
Plot twist, Rosalina will be in the Star Fox remake
>>566700920The revolution...
The samefagging...
>>566706606Soon, brother.
>>566555243The remaster retconned it
>>566693253 (Me)Yoshi just bent me over and FUCKED ME! First he uses his Boo Bell and steals a star from me even though MARIO had just as many stars and more coins, then in the last turn he broke the ice I was standing in right before I was able to buy another one! Then he gets the happening star because he camped at the top of the board with snowballs for half the game, I would have gotten it if not for him! Of course Mario WINS AGAIN thanks to his stupid pet! THAT WAS MY THIRD TIME TODAY PLAYING CHILLY WATERS I DON'T WANT TO PLAY IT AGAIN
>>566709824life's a bitch, wario, get used to it
>>566709824Lol, unlucky
>>566695127Not my fault with that lust provoking thumbnail
>>566708682NoA can't truly retcon anything.
>That cartoon predicted the smart phone induced brain rot syndrome 35 years agoI believe a lot of cartoons did. they tried to warn us
>>566732335unga bunga truth
do you think Nintendo is planning any kind of DLC for Mario Kart World?i didn't think so at first, but with Nintendo saying they need a stronger software line-up i feel they just might since its quicker cash
This just in! Luigi is missing!
>>566736881>mama is missing
This new bundle and that upcoming price increase seem like the time for me to get a Switch 2 is now, should I get MKW or DKB? I'm currently leaning towards the latter.I know technically MKW would be the better deal, but I've heard some mixed things about it, and I'm in no rush to play it, while I've only heard great things about DKB, and I'm very interested in playing it, what do you think?
>>566737509Do you want a single-player or multiplayer-oriented experience?How interested are you in Tony-Hawking across environments? Because that's a significant amount of MKW's open world.I haven't played Pokopia, but if it's anything like the Dragon Quest Builders games, then get that.
>>566737509I would get Mario Kart because it's way better to be able to play it whenever you want versus having to get a cartridge out so you may as well get the download version in the bundle. Then what you can do is get a download code for DK Bananza off of Amazon Japan. It tends to be the cheapest way to get Switch 2 games these games. But if you really don't care for Mario Kart, just get Bananza. Better to get a game you're interested in.
>>566735339they need to bring diddy kong and k rool to the game
>>566746387Also Pauline chiquita.
>>566748018>Introducing teen charactersNo. We don't need Mario Kart 10 to have Teen Mario, Teen Luigi, Teen Peach, Teen Daisy and Teen Rosalina.
>>566749013we must represent the zoomers of our era, even if it's harmful
>>566750318Para-Biddybud already does that
>Mario Kart World>has a "Biker Wario" alt>it's a new design, not his outfit from WarioWare>even though that outfit is his default in Smash, they created a new design insteadWhat did they mean by this?
>>566751542I was going to say that it's weird that some costumes like some of Mario's and maybe Peach's are reused from other games/covers, while like Wario seemingly go out of their way not to reference outfits they already have, but apparently the Pirate Wario outfit isn't that far off from how it looked in Game & Wario, so the Biker alt just looks even weirder.I dunno man, maybe they wanted more of a 'road trip' vibe for it?
>>566751542Same reason why other characters have similar yet different versions of established costumes. Why didn't King Boo's Pro Racer alt use the helmet of the Galaxy racer boo despite it being the same kind of helmet?Because outside of references to Mario Kart they weren't allowed to have any explicit references to other Mario games.
>>566751542>>566752027You think THAT'S weird? Explain thishttps://youtu.be/AHAj50vM8do
>>566753352My jam.>こがね色の あなたのクーペ>たっぷり バターをぬってあげるわ>街をぬけて 桟橋へ (LET'S GO! LET'S DRIVE!)>息を止めを閉じて 1・2・3>濡れる頬 夢中でおよげ そして>波間に 漂う声を ふりきって ねぇ>こがね色の あなたのクーペ>ささやく 波間で一休み
>>566753352the mkw ost is full of crazy surprises
>>566749013I want a Teenage Super Mario Brothers game
Here's your teenage Luigi
>>566749013How about we just silently replace adult Pauline with teen Pauline?We pull a Toadsworth and simply pretend she doesn't exist anymore.
>>566768740We aren't pedos like you.
>>566770164The Bananza devs are pedos?
>>566770557Child Pauline only happened in Bananza because Adult Pauline wouldn't fit being on DK's back the entire game. Non-pedo reason.
>>566770164I honestly don't even blame you for assuming that.That said, I genuinely do think kid Pauline is more interesting than adult Pauline and adds more variety to the female.Never really cared for Pauline that much until Bananza, but that's just me.
>>566771506>female.female cast*
>>566770775but why did they need to give teen pauline lipstick options and barefeet
>>566770775Why not? DK's pretty big, he carries Cranky on his back just fine.
>>566772387Afult Pauline is too big. You need a munchkin like the Pauline we got for someone being on DK's back the whole game to look good.
>>566772982
You know, Fox left at the end of the Mario Galaxy movie. Maybe you guys posting Star Fox stuff should do the same and go make your own general.
>>566774393Shut it, shitposter.
>>566774393Let me guess, you want them to create /moto/? Real original.
>>566776101I don't even know what /moto/ stands for...
>>566774393Note: Fox died on the way back to his home planet
>>566776174you're talking to the /moto/fag shill, he makes it too obvious
>>566764565Wait, according to to the movie, Rosalina was a teenager around the time Peach was born, and Mario and Peach are roughly the same age...Now I want to see a young adult Rosalina grooming teenage Mario
>>566582496The difference is TotK and EoW aren't fun at all while Bananza is.
fox is here to save your thread, we mario characters have to look out for each other after all
>>566789818Nice ride
>>566789970Nice satche
>>566794774Nice stache*
Mario Maker 3 surprise direct in a moment's notice or a 3d Mario trailer shadowdrop...we're in the "who cares how we show the news, go crazy" era of Nintendo, who knows what'll happen next.
>>566802952flip a coin
Here's your teenage Mario.
>>566802952>..we're in the "who cares how we show the news, go crazy" era of NintendoNintendo just doesn't care about Star Fox.
>>566803236Norf
I genuinely believe that traditional directs are finished. Nintendo will now reveal a new game every 2 or 3 months and the launch it the following month. There will be no June direct - pack it up and go home, boys.
>>566766389>>566803236Who got more bitches?
>>566766389This image is disgusting. Luigi would never smoke.
>>566811971the cringe shirt luigi's wearing literally means he gets no bitches
>>566802952>>566809663Unironically, whatever annoys patternfags the most.
>>566766389Why does he look like some kind of teenage Peter Parker?
I love video game icon Raphael the Raven
>>566817479raphael's a majestic raven
>>566817479Marching Milde has a complicated lore based on that Nintendo Today video. Also another commercial https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JiEDzMCs_Y
>>566819551Kinda bizarre that they are reusing yoshi voice clips from more than 2 decades ago.
I don't know if I'm regressing or what, I don't think I am. I finally got around to watching the Super Mario Galaxy movie. I despised the first one for being a subversive piece of infantile dogshit that spat all over Mario's roots. When that one came out, I spent threads upon threads tearing into how truly despicable and bastardizing it was until people were forced to acknowledge the validity of my points, which seem to have carried a lot furthet and longer than I expected them to, but that's just the nature of the truth, I guess, I can't claim it as mine.I thought the sequel was a significant improvement in storytelling, action, and characterization. At least a 6/10 kid's movie. Mario still isn't quite Mario, Peach still isn't Peach, the voice acting is still a mixed bag between pretty good and phoned in/soulless, but the way these not-Mario and not-Peaches were handled were far closer to the original synergy than what the original film's messaging seemed to be prioritizing. The action was definitely better. The story, while not great, also had a much more coherent structure, even if there were still several detours into nonsequitur scenes. I'm too drunk and tired from wageslaving to go into detail, but overall, I'm not sure why the first one got so much praise, while this one got a harsher reception. It's an improvement. It's a sequel to dogshit, so you can't expect perfection, maybe I went into it with tempered expectations and cooled outrage, but still, by its own merits, it's both a better kid's movie and a better Mario movie.
>>566824549You just hate Mario.
>>566812494He's just holding it for Jimmy Poppadopolos (the kid who legally changes his name to Waluigi at 23 years old).
>>566824669Wow great insight. I guess I've been invested in this series since I was 9 by complete accident.
>>566824798Any true Mario fan hated the sequel.
>>566824973Why? Hating the original seems a lot more reasonable. The sequel is just a continuation of a wrong direction that improved into a slightly better direction. I can't bring myself to hate it since I expected it to be more of the same in the first place.
>>566825106By even watching the sequel it shows that you approved of the original Mario movie. It's more of the same, you already knew what the original movie was like and yet you still came back for more.
>>566825257By that logic, by reading my posts and responding to them you've endorsed them, so you kind of defeated yourself there. I found a rip and I needed a break from my game.
>>566825396 (Me)Plus I mostly wanted to watch it to tear into it but it just wasn't that bad when compared to the first one. Nothing new, still plenty of bulkshit, not good, not terrible, nothing as bad as what the first one did.
>>566825396>by reading my posts and responding to them you've endorsed them,No, as responding to a post is not the same as watching a sequel to a movie I hated and then being positive about it.
>>566826162Is.
>>566826189Not. Thanks for agreeing.
>>566824973mario movie 1 was much better paced than 2 actually, 2 literally opened my eyes about how worse things got
>>566826641The pacing seemed about the same. Sometimes stuff leads into each other, sometimes there's a random detour.
>>566824549Keeping the brothers together was a plus.
>>566828517Daisy is gonna kidnap Luigi and reveal that she was the one that tried to steal Rosalina and Peach for their powers. All in a bid to woo him.
>>566829675>Daisy is gonna kidnap Luigi and reveal that she was the one that tried to steal Rosalina and Peach for their powers. All in a bid to woo him.glad you're not writing the movies, faggot
>teenage luigibut what about mama luigi?
>>566819551That sinister green dumb fish isn't lethal anymore?
>>566830296But i am, faggot.
>>566845796delusions located in your head isn't a verifiable source, faggot
>>566849439Says you, faggot! I work with Mario himself!
>>566852290>Says you, faggot! I work with Mario himself!again, delusions located in your head isn't a verifiable source, faggot
>>566857112Prove that your reality is more real than mine! You can't, faggot!
>>566825106That just sounds like you lowered your standards
https://www.gamespot.com/articles/man-found-with-meth-pills-shaped-like-mario-is-going-to-prison/1100-6539896/
>>566824549Okay.
