Previous: >>570431272>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: TrackblazerCurrent Rate Up: Sweep Tosho (3*), Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), SSR Taiki Shuttle, SR Oguri Cap, SSR El Condor Pasa, SSR MatikanetannhauserCurrent CM: Cancer Cup - Hanshin Turf 2200m Medium/Right/Summer/Cloudy/WetCurrent Event: Fuji Kiseki's Showtime Event, Search! Solve! Summer!>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/uljfzl.jpg06/04 - Sweep Tosho (3*), Taiki Shuttle (SSR), Oguri Cap (SR)06/04 - Fuji Kiseki's Showtime Event06/07 - New Legend Races06/11 - Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), El Condor Pasa (SSR), Matikanetannhauser (SSR)06/11 - Search! Solve! Summer! Story Event06/18 - Air Shakur (3*), Air Groove (SSR), Gold City (SR)06/21 - Cancer Cup - Medium/Right/Summer/Wet/220006/25 - Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), Throne (SSR Group), El Condor Pasa (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Wedding Manhattan Cafe (3*), Wedding Gentildonna (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" announced>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
hmmmm I wonder who that is...
I'll be taking my Finemo poster sex now thanks
Catch!
Digitan LOVE
>>570451953i don't know her career but why is she like this?
>>570451953Hey yeah, I could go for a good rest.
ryan LOVE
>>570452014around maresbe aware
>>570452014She isn't like thisBut her Torena gets hit by a car tho
are you ready for the AND NEEEEEEEWWW SPRING STRIPLE CROWN CHAMPION posts?
>>570451834Mambo!
>>570452140nyo
wahey
mare sex?
my favorite talking horse
>>570451834she's in heat
>>570452173buenas dias grass
>>570452292This shit sucks.
Last Thread
>>570452453I agree
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really realy really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really realy really really reallyr eally really realy really really really realy really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relay really really really realy erally really realy really really really really really really really really really really really really really realy really really really really really really really love Stego.
>>570452459>end, croix('s) number (on) turf
>>570452459
Silly Taiki, how can it be Spring when the story event is summer?
>>570452573ogurin as in wife...
>>570452694the acceleration machine broke
>>570452459>dober cute
>>570452694it's winter right now though
Destroy the Japanese Rigging Association, Meisho Tabaru.
what the fuck oguri
>>570452904Rob is so cute.
>>570452904all skill checks failed
>groundwork combo and straight skills trigger on early race as pace>take the lead from the fronts>instead of now being the frontrunner setting the pace for the entire track, my uma paces down so much shes at the back of the pacer pack>or just keep her current and let the frontrunners overtake. No she has to press on the brake
>>570452285sex with mares
>>570452459>curren hate
>>570452459>light date
>>570452994bro is beefing with the position systemyeah they do that because there is no actual way to emulate how position styles workend closers in real horse races are not actually faster by default than other horses too you know
>>570453175that's the "tonight we breed" sign
nned torena dick
imagine that hag smell and hag stink she has
is there a worse feeling than exiting senior summer knowing you aren't going to cap speed
>>570452459>falco god
>>570453145I’m in danger
Currens are easy lays
Stay Gold and Stego cute.
>>570453225Dober would say this (under her breath so torena doesn't hear)
>>570453225whore
>>570453175do (You) actually have sex with her or was that a Riko-only perk?
>>570453225since she became my trainee, my underwear keeps missing
dozo
>>570453662Ask Falco, she knows all about it.
ZRR's record is too good to be wasted on a one-note mob design uma
>>570453708fat fuck
>>570453367i'll take buquetted'or instantlyi just love her hairs
>>570453708she would NEVER do this
>>570453784Would Bouquet give me some of her milk?
>>570453708g...lug?
>>570453759>one-noteif that note is making my dick hard, and it is, then it is a note well-used desu
umatsuki ni kawatte oshioki yo~
>open thread >Staygoldtranny still spamming >Close thread
>>570452014OOC incel bullshit.
forgot to account for RB when choosing my cards again award
I'm gonna go make a burger
>>570454058how did you make this post then?
>>570453708Is she black, latinx, or native?
>>570454179Are you going to post it on umachan Jordan?
>>570453225Wife
>>570454058dumb chiyofag
what is the point of vision skills
>>570454412tt points
>>570453759not every successful horse needs to be a le epic aura farming uma like genshinfevre
>>570454258there are no umas on umachan
>>570454337>Another right-to-left manga with pages left-to-rightYAMERO
>>570454337howa
>>570454484That's what they want you to think
>>570454496
I didn't realize Tamtam used that kind of slang
>>570454660Yeah sure man, and I'm a trainer!
>>570454924lmaothis game is so good
>>570454125I read that mind control Nature doujin and I feel sad.
>>570454998I feel bad for you for reading things that makes you feel sad
>Mom found my secret trainynotes
>mom found my jar of trainers cum
>>570454998who taught nature to use mind control
Uma Musume: Road To The Top (2003)
>>570453708GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG
>>570455514...ill kill you
>>570455539
>>570455068Please don't call it that
>>570455514why's lina inverse there
cm15 boring as shit so i started making sprint open bobo
>>570449175Funny post I just did a 4 hours session to RG01056879 to complete it my brain is all dizzy now
just realized how unerotic TM Opera O islike the thought of sex with her never even crossed my mind
>>570455889she stores it all in doto
>>570455889dont say that....
>>570453759>mob designt.
about to give up my third run todaysorry danchud not sorry
>>570455702>46 racesthats more than I do for graded dudethe fucks wrong with you
your response?
Which uma would kill 100 million people without remorse?
someone please do my fuji showtime rewards for me
I love my beautiful wife Tachyon
>>570456459you got less than 2 hours
>>570455830fascinating
you people are so strangeI did my fuji runs on day 1 and got it over with instantly
>>570456426curren so long as she thought it was for the best
>>570456525but it still says 1d when I start a new career?
my problem? im a stupid retard
>>570456602most overrated unity team
i could pop a 20%megaphoneor just race and keep the epithet bonuseswhich one smartman
Oguri joins the 100M squad...Should I do Pasa or Inari One next?
>>570456691DO NOT START THIS AGAION
>>570456691You already have 700 wit in classic anonJust race
Jong?
>>570456691>he buys 20% megaphoneswhy are you like this
>my dancho showed up with his own dancho
>>570456756what do you mean "again">>570456823its on the shop for a discount, i havent bought it yet
>>570447426Curren Cuck
>>570456890https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/564860604/#q564868601 I WAS IN THE SAME SITUATION
>>570456890The QE2 question is an ancient /uma/ dilemma
>>570456525No anon, if it shows one day instead of hours left you got time
Yae
>>570457115no
>>570456823Not him but sometimes I'll look at my items and find that I brought one on accident.
>>570456691click it and race for the next 3 turn
>>570453367I HATE CURREN
machitambo
>>570452459>long need fat
>>570457143Why not?
>>570457425yae no
>>570457425muteki
yesno maybeteki
If someone brings 3 Fronts for CM16, are Taishino inherits just cucked?I do not see how this isn't the optimal strategy 100% of the timePace Chasers can do NOTHING to stop this& if one more person brings just a single Front?It will not be good
>>570454053>>570456161Rob Royfags will look at this and type sex
>>570457714sex
>>570457714plain girls with glasses RULE
>>570456710
>>570452014She has a crush for her trainer from the very start (her character story) but the new fillies are for some reasons considered too young to get really romantic careers
>>570457707are you asking me to make a front el condor pasa with angling
>>570457796What the fuck bwo... They just want to run...
>>570457707Wyell they can bring front Taiki to counter that
You ARE pulling for Shakute, right anon?
>>570457828uoh fillies
>>570457837You can't do that this time friend 10 Sprint Sparks needed minimum
>>570458096bwo, front pasa was THE strat last sprint CM
>>570457884>just make Taiki front9 Front rooms incoming
>>570458164This CM straightaway accels are pretty delayed, we're back to the usual angling/pump iron but with Taiki and Nishino unique coming into play
>>570457890>endNyo
>>570458113Please Dia-chan...my cock can't take it any more...
>>570458164was it? round stages air groove late won heaps and in final i won with pace current chang
Gonna sleep now, good night bros. Love you.
>>570458164Wasn't it just regular Pace Pasa?The only Front I remember seeing any amount of use was Falko I do not recommend trying to tank the Wit debuff
>>570458249>locking yourself out of the funnest strategycouldn't be me
rape is funny
>>570458159Natie wife!
My CM 16 aces?Bride CurrenCamping TaikiMystery Uma # 726
>>570458308Good night
updated my tteamhelloooo sweet retention
>>570458494
sorry danchou I'm playing poe2 all day today
>>570457890waiting for her halloween alt
>>570457890no need, she's going to brick me in a 200 pull for another girl anyway
>>570452459Generate a new for your OC donutsteel horse using a combination of two sequential words.For me, it's:>Always Enough
>>570454056
>>570459091sweep true
>>570459091
>>570459203
>>570457707such is life
>>570458382
Fuckinf finally. jesus fuck.
Will any SR card be ever usable in the future? My mant decks are already all SSR
>>570459091pull issue
>>570459650
>>570459847Stop looking at me like that
>>570459650I feel your pain, I'm 61 runs into this and I still have jack shit to show for it
CM15 is in 4 days???
>>570459440lol
>umaguide wiped all the uma reviews over the backlash from this
I want to propose to Satono Diamond and ask to join the Satono clan! Then tell her it was a funny joke and I wasn't serious LMAO
>>570459650I feel your pain, I took me 8 whole runs to make my bobo parents
>>570459981uh what
>>570459924d-don't......
>>570459981It's in 13Do you enjoy lying anonTricking us?Deceiving us?FOR WHATWhat do you get out of thisNothing NOTHING AT ALLBloody hellFire & brimstone upon you
tamtam....
>>570460045I didn't even know they had that, but it's funny to see how easily they fold
>>570459203>>570460145>>570459429>Have a chill day training Flash>Praise her hard work (standard operating procedure for trainers)>Black out and wake up to the noise of aircraft enginesI just wanted to be a normal trainer
>>570460045I literally saw a post about this and I think everyone who follows these shitty guides deserves it for using it. All parties effected should suffer
>>570460045the concept art outfit was lowkenuinely better
>>570460045I have no clue whether or not marv is good, did people just get annoyed at the ugly race attire bit
>>570460045Not wrong. Any more funny ones?
>>570460045Nothing said here is incorrect
Sorry danchou I'm installing GentooI mean I could do a run in the background, but I'm just not gonna
Only took 3 pulls
>>570456691tfw got groundwork combo+fast learner but no aptitude inspireand stat line a shit
>>570460487>Only took 3 pulls>Look inside>40 pulls what did he mean by this
>>570460401She is Late Surger core and has NSM and a 4 second .35 midrace velocity skillHer inherit is generic velocity for most backlinersIt is just objectively incorrectAlso her dress is cute
>>570460308You should have thought about that before seducing your trainee
>>570460487congrats on getting abysmal dogshit right before 2 human rights cards
>>570460132This is how you get abducted and raped
Succubus
You're telling me this goofball bred a high class lady like Ramonu?
>>570460628I didn't seduce her, I just praised her...
>>570460401there were others, like Nakadashi Festa just having a meme about gambling, etc.So the issue boils down to "this wiki-like site puts useless stuff into places where normal info should be"Mind you I never used the site so I am just telling what I gathered from like 4 twitter posts about it that crossed my timeline
*beats you in the kikuka sho by 10 lengths*
>>570460591Ah yes famous mediocre unique skill nsmGod new players really are fucked with all the misinfo being spread that includes this thread btw
>>570460768E-thot, prostitute, whore, street walker, lady of the night.
>>570460768i see her butt fangs
>>570460784no? that was Condom Passer (IRL) with Ramonu (IRL)
>>570460487explode
>>570460919meant innate* but you probably get the idea
>>570460941>E-thot, prostitute, whore, street walker, lady of the night.But just for onii-chan
>>570460418we will never know because the site dont worky in archives
>gaslight VF site known to be full of gaslights publishes new information>its full of gaslights>people are surprisedBreaking News: Fire is still hot
>>570460941
>>570461073She's so good at seducing me...
>>570461121yeah but it's funny every time it happens
>>570460913That happened to me once and I dont get it at all
>>570460784https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opY1JP9zpwM
>>570460941Whore just for (you)
seriously why is there so many gaslighting faggots in this community? what do they get out of it?
>>570461251>>570461073>>570460941Curren would do fancy bedroom tricks to you cause she loves oniichan
>>570461121Does he really still care about that site?Who even maintains it?
>>570461251>I wanna marry him>I wanna have kids with himYeah that's what whores typically do once they settle down
>>570461281Only a portion of them are malicious trolls doing it to be funny. The rest of the 'gaslights' are people who actually just don't understand something and are wrong but think they're right.
>>570461281CM plats
>>570461251I also want to put my mouth and ponos on Curren's vagooo alright
>>570461343Where did she learn all these bedroom tricks?
>>570461281
Dober bros!??
>>570461538with me (fat ojiisan bald)
hellojoined a public room earlier and fought against my former clubmatewhat do I make of this
>>570460941I like to call Curren a whore here daily but I've gooned to her more than any other uma
>>570461604wtf is this real?
>>570461604the dog is gay
>>570460768N64 ahh textures
>>570461649did you beat him or did you get raped
>>570461662I call Curren a whore regularly but it's cause I'm tsundere and I think she's super cute in that cheeky way
>>570461604It's been what? a day? and I have already seen this joke be made 10+ times
>>570461649that's your rival now
>>570461604Always find it funny when the alt outfit animation has absolutely nothing to do with the in-game story event script, like the animator had to make shit up for it ult animation
>>570461604Will I get cuckolded by a dog if I roll for Mejiro Dober (Camping)?
Dober would rather fuck a dog than a male trainer
>>570461624>baldMy condolences...
>>570461662>>570461756>all anons are either deeply in love with Curren Chan or deeply in love with Curren Chan (tsundere)
Mayano Top Gun makes me uncomfortable
>>570461918that IS her trainer
>>570462050Curren Chan's demeanour is extremely cute but I still have to call her a whore to protect myself from falling for her
what the fuck am I doing with my life
>>570462153alexander the great already conquered several countries and got shot and died when he was your age
>>570462224at least use someone more relatable like yang wen-li
>>570461649grokzuna, draw both of them in a cuckchair while I fuck their trainees. Both dudes do not fit and keep trying to push each other out. I do not fit inside their trainees but I keep pushing forward.>>570461121>they got rid of the reviews on umas' bannerskek
Puzzles remain:https://jiggie.fun/umajig6122026https://jiggie.fun/umajig6122026
>>570461918The doberman dog is her trainer, bwo
>>570462098>>570462449Dober wouldn't fuck her trainer
>>570461751I podium swept>>570461815oh ok
>>570462721Can I have sex
>>570462757no sex today nonny, sorry
https://youtu.be/c20jlrgivjw
>>570462091Yes, she's a real menace for my architect desires. Oh well...
>>570461649>>570462721Welp you need to rape him now, them's the rules, let him now be courteous at least
>>570462959me
>>570462931No... why...
>>570462931You give out sex? For free?!
Mayano would say this
Gyaruma.
Im so bored of MANT and doing my 5 borrows Im gonna start a Kenshi playthroughDubs or 7 decides my start and race
>>570463161yanko what are you doing there you hag go hang out with maruzen or something
Danchode, I'm going to tale some time off for myself, been really horny late and need to fap.CM14 finals may not be coming out, I rushed ac es late and missed wit check. There's too much to talk about and too little time (attack cyg*mes).I will not be doing fan runs (I might do one URA run idk)might request dirt shoes based on vibes
>>570463114pls be in mambo
Not a single poster here is a cute fuckable twink
How do you genuinely feel about Mejiro Ramonu's design?
Umamusume?
>>5704631927 and you stop FUCKING around and do your goddamn MANT runs
>>570462953
>>570463454...
Why don't Currenposters ever flirt with me
>>570463561she's literally a child
>>570463597
https://poal.me/6bxknhhttps://poal.me/6bxknhhttps://poal.me/6bxknh
>>570463678have you tried showering
>>570460045uh oh marveymelty
>>570463630hi
>>570460793They're teenagers with hormones running wild, you should know that any compliment coming from the opposite sex is considered flirting by them
>>570463561Too oldAt least Maruzensky is cute
>>570463561Looks difficult to molest
CURREN CHAN STOLE MY SPERM WITHOUT PERMISSION
>>570463561It's good, dosen't lack anything, fullifills all the "must" of an uma design, has a specific appealI don't see anything wrong with it
been doing ura finale runs for fuji showtimei forgot how comfy and short it is...
>>570460917>saying this while touching her wombDober is in heat
>>570463561Sexy, I really like all the colors
>>570463597NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIm still playing Kenshi tho FRICK YOUUUUU
>>570463749I thought you loved boy musk though
>>570463763
I don't know what to post, give me ideas.
>>570464137do your MANT runs
umamusume most likely to be assaulted by her trainer award
>>570464137sexy brown umas
>>570463561There's no way she can run in those fuckass shoes. 0/10.
umamusume most likely to assault her trainer award
>>570464137Tier Lists
>>570464153you mean raped by her trainer? can trainers even rape umas?
>>570463745
>>570464292
>>570464336if you initiate sex it is assault because you are an educator
>>570464087Sex??
>>570464387uh ohsomeone is about to get stabbed with scissors
What's your favorite conversation?
>>570464439if you initiate sex is because they allowed it
It's a new day!
Luv me sum fan farmin...
>>570464463nyes
i like when haru urara says ohayou ^^
>>570463561Needs a mole hidden within her cleavage that's only barely visible during a race when her mejiros are moving, otherwise it's ok
Choose one. The others will try to kill you.
>>570464387Still is about to kill the whore that's trying to seduce her trainer
>Dirt requests gone in seconds>Sprint requests still upproof that nobody wants you requesting pinks
stop trying to sex every poster what if they find it uncomfortable....
>>570464557>It's a new day!i want to kill myselfumamusume
>>570464514two orange tards talking about bottles
KEKED AGAIN. ONE FUCKING MINUTE LEFT TO COMPLETE THE THIRD RACE AND IT JUST GOT STUCK AT CONNECTING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>damn I need do some sprint uma career
>>570464514the umastradamus one
Do your dailies mmkay
>>570464514ines asking suzuka and turbo about oonige so that she can be first in line for a sale
>>570464706back off all of you, i'm going to have sex with this heliosposter
>>570464839i started my last borrow with 15 seconds left to new day
>Mambo in Club shopwhoa
Don't ask
It's a new day for flatlining!
Is fuji mode gone
>>570465070gutted?
evil brat
1/3rd of this screenshots lenght are her ears
>>570465107no, 2 more days
McQueen has top tier shoes. Honest contender for SS-tier.
At long last... my own autistic carrot...now I got all starting umas
>>570464601Whore
>>570465252Goodbye
>>570464665I choose the white girl larping as a Mexican.
>>570465187>actually trueHuh... what a donkey!
>>570464878why would I ever support pull 1 by 1? Tickets are used to close up a 200-pull pity
>>570464387
>>570465442Pama would do this
>>57046546315
>>57046546315!
>>570458406you wouldn't get mystified by natie's murmurs, would you
>>570465738why would it be 15 factorial?
>>570465463uhhh 60?>>570465738>>570465717what? why 15?
>>57046546370
>doesn't know basic math
>>57046589810 + 5 x 4 = 30
>>570465898pls say sike
>>570465934>>570465993Anyon???>>570465992I wouldn't even call this math, but a logic puzzle
>>57046546360>b-but the order of operationsI don't give a SHIT about PEMDAS More like PEMASS
I won the last cm and I have 900 clocks. Just don't lose.
>>570465992My bro!
>>570465993>>570466081bwo, the mini chevals are worth 2...
2x + 2x + 2x =302x + y + y = 20y + 2z + 2z = 13x + y * z = ?
>>5704659936x=30 x=52x+2y=20 y=5y+4z=13 z=2x+yxz=5+5x2=15
Yaeno Musucky (on penis)
>>570465817
>>57046546327.5
I legit can't stomach doing MANT runs anymore, between yesterday and today I tried doing 4 XOguri careers and all were abandoned because of no rainbows during first summer camp what was the limit for open league again?
>>570466242this is when you start using THAT
>>570466237Scratch that, I completely ignored there were multiple plushies
>>570466291>wearing erotic underwearmy bro is in heat...
>>570466223>>570466181>>570466081Ah yeah I feel dumb now
Holy fuck she's tiny
>>570466081Logically speaking, math is puzzling
>>570466242maybe train someone you like instead
>first run of the day>fail 17% failure training>sub 200 speed by debut>also third in debutit's that shrimple
>>570466242>used XOguriYou deserve to suffer>seriously considering Open LeagueEmbarrassing unless you only have Kita MLB
What has math ever done for me?
>>570466635this scenario sucks bwo
>>570461649Stop dramaposting Umama.>>570463630>>570464087>>570464601Stop ERPing Umama.
>>570466504cute retard
>>570465463it's not safe to assume that AA as a symbol is equivalent to 2*A
open league is for actual handicapped retards, you can easily farm group B rewards and win B finals with S+ or even S ranks
Umama is my wife
do all Mejiros fuck dogs or is it just Dober?
Jordan...
>>570466817Would Suzuka do this?
Hello friends!!
>>570466902>open league is for actual handicapped retardshave you seen the people replying to that cheval post
>>570465486dont shay that....
>>570463745Another victory for Maya!
>>570467032she just did
there's nothing wrong about open league, especially in this garbage mode that is going away in around 40 days
>>570467050This anon uses VBourbon & SMaru for every CM
>>570466242just recycle the last medium CM finalists and reap b finals 2nd rewards
>>570466504is jordan usually that low energy? it's sort of hard to tell because she's around helios all the time
>>570467109why the swords?
Falco turf B is still fine for parent runs right
>>570467304cool
>>570466635what if my only mlbs are finemo and event freebies
>>570467235low energy compared to helios maybe, but everyone is
>>570467356>Falco is fine for parent runsno
>>570467356Falco turf B is fine period
>>570467378>no Kita MLBWhere have you been anon
Dumb Falcon is trash period.
>>570466902i would still rather win a lot in open league than lose a lot in graded
>>570467195my post >>570466902 was a bit hyperbolic but unless you're a newcutie or have very little free time you should just target graded B group
>>570467356>Falco parent
How much time do I have left for the fuji event? Im flatlining
>>569948412An update for youRototiller (sire - Agnes Digital, dam - Gentildonna) is retiring after her YO season and will now become a broodmare. In 26 starts, she has won 23 times, including 18 G1s and 3 G2s. Her final placement stat is 23-3-0-0. During her career she received the following awards: 2022 Best 3YO Filly (JP), 2022 Triple Tiara, 2022 Best 3YO Filly (US), 2023,2024 Best 4YO or Older Mare (JP), 2024 Best Older Mare (US)
>>570467424>>570467470I'm looping>>570467427Oke
>>570467492mambro....
>>570467065But I love her! I'll pull for her too!
>>570467460you should win almost every race if you retire yourself into round 2 group B and you don't just reuse TT aces or buy random worthless skills
>>570467509Her ult (inherited) and affinity are dogshitRun anyone, Opera O, V.Bourbon, S.Maru, Kitasan, Mayano but not her
do I have to play as female trainer for this bitch to win races the fuck
>>570467904Dober parent runs are suffering no matter what. People bitch about Ryan but Dober is the absolute worst.
>>570467531Nyes, now can you tell me i don't wanna open the game yet
>>570467242Kitasan Grey One...
>>570468025You have another week
>medium S>speed not cappedshould I cope with 1120 speed?
>>570467047Haro
>>570467501umazing
>>570468161No
>>570468161better than 1200 with no greens
>>570467972I agree, doing dober runs without getting hard is almost impossible
>>570468025just open the game gwo... also failing a career gives you half rewards so if you just spam TP potions and make mcqueen kill herself in URA you can finish the event in like 1 hour
>>570467047
>>570468161run it back bubmed s is the easiest rng aspect to control
Eating Dia-chan's homemade cooking everyday
>>570467904>do I have to play as female trainerDon't we all do that already?
>>570468317YADAwhat do i got like a day?
>>570468416I'm a guy so...
>fail training in pre debut>gamble on practice perfect>"eh, i'll just turn it into a parent run instead of giving up">immediately get fast learner for free and fuku finishes her full chain NEVER KILL YOURSELF
TEIO DAY TEIO DAY TEIO DAY YAAAAY
haru heberara
>>570468358that doesn't look like it's their bed
>>570468613based
>>570468547The trainers are canonically female, y'know?
Taabo baby what are you doing why are you my Arima Kinen rival???
>>570468613
>>570468581>get early fast learner>get charming>"nice this is the run">fail 4 1%-3% trainings>get the spark i needed>almost no rainbows after that>reach senior year with shitty statsit was so fucking bad. I just wanted my End Seiun Sky
>>570468828I look like this
was finally able to follow a ryan I wanted to borrow30.72% chance of Med S every inspo, pretty good
>>570468831Nyooooo I'm so sorry Turbo......
>>570468951isn't it odd how he has a harem of useless nobodies when he started training Oguri
>>570469017>Nyooooo I'm so sorry Turbo......Brian wouldn't say this.
Does someone remember that website to make polls with comments available?
>>570468613DEIO
>>570467904
Which one should I do? Or neither? I have +54 and +54 power sparks on a Gold Ship. The all-SSR's will, obviously, complete no chains. Narita Top Road, Fine Motion and Marvelous Sunday provide useless gold skills anyways, but the former two give a LOT of stats, and the last one a bunch of greens.Please help...
>>570469071poal dot me
I would rape Teio t b h
>>570469071Add a new answer
>>570469154thanks
>>570468742>>570468860>>570469081PEAK JOY PEAK JOY!!!
>>570469071strawpoll
>>570468385I want a Dia wife so bad bros...
>>570469048Let the old man have his wives, anon
>>570469268>throwing away a free 4* upgrade
>>570469268congrats on the 150kg+
>>570469289finally it will be over until I need to make parents
>>570467436i didn't reroll and had exceedingly shit luck on her banner
>>57046900930.7% per single inspo is insane AhToo bad it can't fix Muteki
>>570469452just wait a few months for the URA update bwo, going back to MANT is not worth it
>>570469048This Oguri image is part of a 2koma where Belno Light NTRs Ogurin
>>570467714I'll run her for now to clear the dumb dirt race missions
>>570469139never use Mejiro Ryan SR, that card is terrible, except Biwa SR, any other power SR from the same pool is better, especially Hishiama (straightaway spurt random hint). Daitaku Helios SR is also pretty good but you might not have her MLB
>>570468951Musaka doesn't love his trainees romantically, all the trainers who do are female like Creek's trainer or the ones in Star Blossom
>>570469556don't see why she wouldn't be good, her unique looks solid. one of her golds *can* be useless but It's On is great
>2 golds rivalbruhmight as well give her nige as well
>>570469649roppei*
>>570469513Seiun Sky has a wide butt...
>>570469638Ryan is that bad? I wanted medium straight, wet conditions and nimble navigator. Well I'll swap her out next run then, thanks anon.
>>570469303same
>>570469579but will it make better parents as in high affinities?
What do I do for CM15? None of the places I look to for guides has one for the next CM.
>>570469649CB’s Mother and Father say otherwiseOh, and of course, a certain mad scientists Mother and Father
>>570469692Suzuki's exposed nipple in my mouth
>>570466479FUCK YOU, BRO! STOP SMART ASSING ME WITH YOUR BRO-NESS!
>>570469670Pace Chaser
>>570469638i thought biwa sr was alright, aside from the events eating my energy at the worst possible times
>>570469880Depends on whether you want to win. Triple fronts and Hog+double dom are the meta setups
>>570469915Kittyseki Mewji
>>570469452trust in the accelerated affinity rework for 1.5 anni
>>570469801affinity as a whole gets reworked and basically stops mattering
>>570469957well yeah, I only care because of this
>>570468951roppei's a cool guy
i don't want to make medium aces again bros
>>570468896>>570469142>>570469252holy CUTE!>>570469915holy SEX
danchou, let this slide please!
>>570470074tits too big for maya
>>570470172either reuse your umas or join open league bro
>>570469883Do we ever see them?
>>570469757Medium straightaways is not that crucial, neither is wet conditions (which you can get from Shinko Windy SR). Nimble Navigator is nice but you are supossed to get that from your FM MLB, you are gonna press the wit button a lot so the chance you get a hint are good. Mejiro Ryan SR just roams since it has no specialty priority, Hishiama SR is very stacked for an SR card
>finally 3* blue spark in MANT era>only 2 (two) white sparks that are not even good
>>570470138I have been awake
>>570470074maya doesn't have allat
>>570470174post the hai one
>>570469948Assing you with bro ass!
>>570470395
>>570470306In their stories? You meet CBs parents, yesTachyon just tells you about her parents in one of the events, but they are mentioned
My CM team? Symboli Rudolf, Grass Wonder, and Cheer Neicha.
>>570470454thank you *kisses you with tongue*
It's your turn, anon.
>>570470454>>570470427My damn bro trying to seduce me once again... why does he keep trying to do this? WHAT IS HIS END GAME!?
>>570470552Yes, please.
>>570470512I meant their appearance, if not then they aren't real characters and it doesn't count
>*Stuffs your hole with the biggest horse cock in Tracen*
>>570470738kita wouldn't make fun of my penis size
>>570470346Fair enough, that works then. Thanks.
>>570470823dont really care beyond her titssexsuper sexsexsexMEGA SEX MARRY
>>570470816OOC incel slop
WOOF! WOOF!is she gud?
>>570470752>hmhmpfghmmm
>>570470905She is very specific, so usually noBut she's cute and that's all that matters
>>570469982It has good trainings but the energy-eating events can destroy your momentum (and hints are awful), but maybe I was too harsh with my assessment, it's an okay support, but Hishiama and Bourbon are just better
I haven't started fuji mode, how long does it take?
>>570470994
>>570470984gwochacho...........
>>570470348aaaaaaaaaa
>>570470984You know what to doCheat using hachimi 60fps and do bakushin runs in URA
>>570470905This track, CM18, and CM19, she gets free carryover with no investment requiredAfter that or any other CM? Useless. Her ult doesn’t even work again until CM30.
Post THAT dialogue from Mr. CB's story
You blew the competition out of the water.
>Falco run>lose 2 G1s to curren>front S on a grandparent procs instead of any of the 14 other sparksI can't do this, brochachos...
>>570470945my trainee bounces like this
>>570471521HISHI AMASEXOOOOO
are we waiting for throne card before making CM aces?
>>570471745mayhaps
>>570471745If I get matched against a throne guy in finals then so be it, I am not going to be that stressed about it
>>570471745I'm waiting for MANT to end
soon
will the next scenario include upgraded speed cap?
>>570472036no, it will be this
>>570472116Nyes
>>570471749Isn't this the cripple
CM15 room 4843223548432235
>>570472320I stretch like this
>>570472320post builds pls I need references
>>570471675Elementary, my dear Marve
>>570472382T R A C E NRACEN
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>570472416if anyone would join...6/9
>>570472648>Oguri supports USAIsraeli coded uma
>>570472402
>>570472416haguragu
would it kill you to be a little nicer to me
Love it when torena dick slaps me after messing up training
>>570472818and who are you?
>>570472703You think I'm done with my aces? I don't even have one
>>570472175sorry Grass but you'll have to wait until 2027 for your samurai alt
The odds are starting to become reasonable
What is our opinion on the Machitan Wit SSR, /uma/?
I want to have sex
>>570472868Good girl
>>570472416my wi-fi crashed on results screen... it's over. No builds.The room had an excellent Satono Diamond gaslight potential since she won
>>570473307I'm not allowed to have sex
ogurin keeps goofing up her recoveries
>>570473373>>570472416I came
>>570473596>Keep GoingAnon???
>>570473596>stamina biggus dictuswhy?
Just think of the rabbits, Shinko Windy...
>>570473596Right handed demon is the secret sauce huh?
>>570473675>>5704737020.45 velocity midrace skill yeah? My Dia was right behind the Hog before the accel phase so she had no problem overtaking her
>>570473405your hog might be retarded
>>570473846You do not have the Stam to handle that
>>570473727Dig here windy!unzips dick
>>570473970>Wins with a skill>Erm you know that's a brick right???why is /uma/ like this
>>570473249WHEN I ASK YOU A QUESTION/UMA/ YOU PATHETIC LIMP WRISTED PENCILD*CKED PISSYPANTS JERKOFFS BETTER ANSWER NOW TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK OF THE CARDS VIABILITY NOW
>>570473970What do you think the recovery is for
>>570473405chance of XOguri choking 1 of 3 recoveries is still almost as high as a coinflip even at 1200 wit
>>570474050Tachyon LOVE>>570474151Fair enough
yes anon I've seen those twitter posts, no you don't have to repost them here
>>570474180...Are they wrong though?
>>570473405this is why she's not THAT strong as before, because u=ma2 isn't working and she can get raped by fronts
>>570474073NTA but I have zero clue how you did not gas out let alone wonNo offense to the nonnies here but I question the competitiveness of such a lobby where this could happen
>>570474126hgnng..
sigh
>>570474171do you have the actual number? just curious. Love to see hogniggers suffering
>>570474126it sucks?5 race bonus means its a brick in mant and it has horrendous stat output since it trades stats for the wit recovery gimmick.>>570474431>how did you not gas outby having enough stamina retard
girlfriend didn't let me have sex today
>>570474485we do be xoging
>>570471745Niggy throne comes on cm day 2.
Tricked my penis into thinking it was having sex today
>570474580>by having enough stamina retardOkay you aren't getting a (you) for this one
>>570474485xog + 2 fronts or xog + 2 dominators?
>>570474485>end closer xoguriI thought ends are raped this cm
>>570474485solo win rate isnt as important as team win, but go off queen
>next CM after mediumslop is 3 fronts or 3 pace sprintkinofinally some good fucking gameplay
>>570474485>It's another end zog cmugh
>>570474906
I was so sure that Falco Ult wouldn't work in CM16 because it doesn't have a mid-race straight. Can someone confirm?
>>5704749611 whale exception doesn't really change the game
first run wonder as per usual, fast learnerextreme powerlet though somehow, 3 wit fucked me
>>570474905the good old Xoguri + 2 fronts (rudolf and grass wonder)
Did not get Medium S inspo on a fast learner hat run. Got this instead. Very cool Cygames
>>570474905I ran Xoguri and 2 dominators and I jobbed on the B finals two CMs ago because my opponents ran the same comp with weaker aces but stronger anti-pace debuffers. I got the same question you got.
>>570475107
>>570474987front front pace = 2 aces and xogpace end end = xog and 2 debufferssame winrate
91827944CM15
>>570474987>runaway/late/latewtf is this trying to accomplish lol
>>570474987zoggers look just as high as fronts innit?
>>570475472Blocker and 2 doms presumablyPure griefing
>>570475113 (Me)Hmm. I guess the condition still fulfills. It simply means the leg can't be picked as a random straight skill. Is that why so many conditions are coded as corner==0 instead of straight==1?
WHY ISN'T DOMINATOR ON ANY CARDS
>>570475748because it shouldn't exist
>>570475442It is so over for Backliners 36334357
why did I get a warning for a post I didn't make? uma musume
>>570475949
They should make an anti-debuff uma. If she gets debuffed, her ult gets buffed, or a ridiculously broken ult that only activates when you're debuffed or rushed/late started.
>witgod already made a scuffed sprint guideNice heads up for GL.
>>570475949Because you're a phone poster
>>570476151>won't have enough space on the deck to throw in falco SSR anymorenyo...
>>570476151MLB Light Hello sisters...
I haven’t played this game in nearly a year. Was Kitasan Black really the uma messiah?
>>570476273smaru has groundwork though
nyooo...the image limit
>>570476315we will continue using Kita until like March next year yes
>>570476151>frontnigger>have to roll for L. Hello, Tachyon, and S.Marupain
>>570476334Yeah out of 12 skills
>>570476241I posted this from my laptop tho on mobile hotspot
>>570476456retard
>>570475930>5 Fronts brocking me out of IronThis is brutal27650899Kitasan won again
Haven't slept in 22 hours
>>570476334oh right, but it's not guaranteed right?
>>570476556it's a hint, but you will be training a lot so good luck
>>570476556Nothing in life is guaranteed.
>>570475442>>570475930aaiiieeeeeeeeee I want to spectate
>>570476315Uma Wilt Chamberlain.
>>570476536didn't ask
>>570476536I asked. I care. You are valued.
>>570476536>Haven't slept in 22 hoursthose are rookie numbers
>>570476456I won't meant to be a fronter, but after S.Maru came in free rolls, there was no stopping it.
>>570476495Fronts were a mistake>Didn't you use Fronts last CMIT WAS DIFFERENT THEN!!!>Was it....IT WAS!!!! IT WAS!!!! SHUT UP!!!Seiun won41392817
>>570476852>smaruuhhh anon...
Winnin 5 is a good song
>>570476493why
>not posting resultscringe as hell
>"Fronts were a mistake" fags when Grand Live drops and every front is scenario linked
Blow gale
>>570476536buy some melissa and ashwagandha bwo
cum boucket d'or
>>570477349>>570477349>>570477349
I wont use that thread.
>>570475578straight== doesn't even exist I think
>>570477430That's okay.
