Previous: >>570410301>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: TrackblazerCurrent Rate Up: Sweep Tosho (3*), Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), SSR Taiki Shuttle, SR Oguri Cap, SSR El Condor Pasa, SSR MatikanetannhauserCurrent CM: Cancer Cup - Hanshin Turf 2200m Medium/Right/Summer/Cloudy/WetCurrent Event: Fuji Kiseki's Showtime Event, Search! Solve! Summer!>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/uljfzl.jpg 06/04 - Sweep Tosho (3*), Taiki Shuttle (SSR), Oguri Cap (SR)06/04 - Fuji Kiseki's Showtime Event06/07 - New Legend Races06/11 - Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), El Condor Pasa (SSR), Matikanetannhauser (SSR)06/11 - Search! Solve! Summer! Story Event06/18 - Air Shakur (3*), Air Groove (SSR), Gold City (SR)06/21 - Cancer Cup - Medium/Right/Summer/Wet/220006/25 - Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), Throne (SSR Group), El Condor Pasa (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Wedding Manhattan Cafe (3*), Wedding Gentildonna (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" announced>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
kingu
>>570431272Really soft welcoming titsVSHard unwelcoming flat chest
I don't play the game. Race queen umas, is that a thing?
>>570431389yeah
Cafe my wife
>>570431435oyakodon
CAFE SPAWN Sadly the other spawn jobbed
I am drunk but I will bless the thread
>>570431272I want to touch their ears
>>570431435I want to play with their tits, not play with my phone
>>570431479I need Ahogezuri
>>570431159Tries to be a good big and reliable sister to Brian, wants to find the winning equation to win,had abit of a hang up because she was sick as a child, very caring, big on hair care, very feminine, top tier wife material
I'm in love with my trainee...
my game keeps crashing when I finish a career
>>570431361first-rate first post
>>570431640Your trainee is in love with me.
Wakefield wins Okushiri Tokubetsu
>>570431610
>>570431852
TEIO HATE
teio is not sexy at all
>>570431959Beautiful.
>>570431960SureDoesnt mean i dont want to dip my stick in her
>>570431852sexo
>>570431610>>570431893Teio wouldn't rape
>>570431404As in actual content in the game?
>randomly score a pretty awesome taiki parent>it's when I was doing old scenarios for fujishit so it was a career that she only did 9 races inIT COULDNT HAVE HAPPENED IN THE LIKE100 DIFFERENT CAREERS IVE DONE WHERE I DID 40 RACES????
T O Glaser wins Aki Tokubetsu
Okay, Im done
I want to marry Zenno Rob Roy and have at least 3 children with her.
So is this move actually good, or is there just 0 good borrows until throne comes out for next CM?Like is it the same as curvature for skill value?
>>570431724Hachimi 0.26 issue, downgrade to 0.25.4. They're stupid for asking people to auto update to 0.26 despite it having known issues. There's both the post career crash you got and it also just becomes unresponsive to clicks randomly sometimes.
>>570432404She grew up and still didn't get any tits...
>>570432345might as well take it
>>570432604Oh I see. Thanks anon
>>570432485Trainer didnt even bite back.
>>570432629the issue is 90% of players already have fantastic power card options for MANT so you're likely taking a stat stick downgrade just for killer tunes
>>570432612Not Rob too...
>>570432345Curv is more reliable but tunes is fine and worth the points over any non gold at least
>>570432730Do (You) have anything better in this situation?
>>570432221That's what you get for not botting them in MANT.
>>570432730I would gimp myself to get it sure, but if its innate, why not?
>>570432604Is there a hachimi for android, I can't afford a computer with modern prices after my last one broke recently
my radiant kingu
That was almost an upset holy
Le Valet d'Coeur wins Geshi Stakes
>>570432787I mean, maybe just borrowing the shitty bijin wit card is the play, at least NSM is absurdly strongofc if you're using fronts I guess you're kinda forced to take pasa until throne comes out
>>570432485*unzips dick*
>>570432730What are the fantastic power card options? I never run any power cards because when I want to I have to settle for SR Ryan or helios. I don't have the event Sunday.
>>570432720Would you dare?
HOOOOOOOOOLY SHITTING LORDREAD THIS
>>570432949sunday/flower are basically the dynamic duo of mant>30 rb>both have god-tier eventsIf you missed a literal f2p card idk what to tell you brah
>>570432963she makes cute noises when you willingly let her bite you in her careersomewhere between a moan and a whine
>>570432967Is this some schizo eceleb stalking or is there something on the actual event text that you found worth reading
>>570432963Maybe onceJust to see how she reacts
>>570432967>34troon flagsWhy are you guys playing a troon game?
>>570433079It's a bait image hoping for someone to freak out over him clicking the brazil and trans flag reactions I assume
>>570433120What? - Still
>>570433010Yeah sorry I was in the hospital for quite a long time so keeping up with Uma got put on the back burner until there was a chance I live to see 2030 again.
>>570433047She's cute, hope she spooks me down the line
>>570433120atleast pretend to be on topic anon...
>>570433079>>570433141>newfags don't know about HOLY FUARK postergrim
Why is she such a temptress
So Throne plays like Sirius? You have a set schedule and hope for the best?I'm not sure if I have what it takes to learn the method and then keep retrying for a high-roll within that 4-day period.
This is the shit that makes me not even want to do MANT parent runs
I unironically burst into tears when thinking about how this will never happen since Spe is so obsessed with Suzuka's muff
>>570433215Isn't uma like a great time for wasting time in a hospital bed?Unless you were literally like at death's doorstep then in that case "that's rough buddy"
>Run is going great, Medium S, Right handed, corner rec, great stats, good inventory, and I even got the Fast Learner hat.THIS IS THE RUN>Get fat on Early Oct Senior year.>No scales or miracle cures.>Its okay, I can afford to go to the infirmary instead of train.>Infirmary fails to cure it.>Okay fine, I'll just go to the infirmary instead of the JBC. I dont need the SP anyway, and it will prevent me from quad racing (even though I had the cupcakes and skin creme for it)>Infirmary fails again>God damn it, now I have to skip the challenge cup.>FAILS AGAIN>Finally cure it at the infirmary on the first EX turn.God fucking damn it.I easily could have capped Speed and gotten at LEAST 2340 total Power and Wit if not for this shit.I can't remember the last time I got so tilted by a video game.
>>570432345It seemed to carry over speed fairly frequently in Tauras. Front also has Helios and Smart Falcon as options, I don't know about pace though.>>570432730ECP is a better stat stick than Marvelous and Nishino. Nishino has a charming event going for her, but Marevlous has nothing to offer the frontliners that want Killer Tunes aside from her race bonus and some energy/mood events.
>>570433309oh you are still awake?
>>570433323I mean if you got the stats you wanted your skill choices were pretty questionable
Only another uma can be stronger than uma so she is hinting at being a lesbian
>>570433432Nah i'd win.
>>570433212did she really say this?
>>570433432Cant beat torena dick tho
Caterina wins Matsumae Tokubetsu
>>570433484Trainer has no human rights - Still
>>570433310It's great for wasting time, which wasn't the priority when I thought my time was almost up. I'm doing good now though, not gonna write a whole blog but a few rounds of surgeries got me to a place where my only health complaint was how itchy I was all the time for a while.
>>570433253Why are you trying to be a thread celeb and failing miserably?
>>570433568Im glad you made it, whatever almost killed you. Welcome back!
>>570433564but i'm torena
>>570433281You are mentally weak. How bad the lowrolls are is completely irrelevant, because every non-parent is equal in value. If anything it should sting more when something is almost amazing.
some uma.guide shitstirrer is trying to build up a feud between laurelfags and windy/marveyfagsplease, don't use my oshi as bait...
>>570433079It's just a schizo trying to force narrative that no one even understand. Normally he'll samefag and reply with a Bakushin image
>>570432967OUR FUARKING HEROOOOOO
>>570433612Thanks
We fucked
so if I get completely fucked in my pulls, should all my pity resources go to Light? I could get her at Lv45 at the very least
>>570433416I mean, thats fast learner for you.Besides, Ive seen way worse skill lists posted here. Winter and With all my Soul are the only bad skills.
>>570433796while watching recordings of other umas' winning lives?
>>570433810light is giga-cope at 1lb, great at 3tachyon is MLB only
>>570433212>>570433564I love Still more than anything in the world - Trainer
I think someone's trying to get Last Origin banned off /vg/ for some stupid reason, just ignore them and continue posting your favorite Umas
>>570433872
>>570432056
>>570433796
>>570433869>light is giga-cope at 1lb, great at 3Can an actual JPfriend answer this? Please no gaslighting. I've heard about Light Hello since MANT started and every week the answer changes from LB0, LB1, and LB2. Apparently now it's LB3.
>>570433869>light is giga-cope at 1lb, great at 3
>>570433912>continue posting your favorite Umasok
>>570433810How good is your current deck? If you're low on pulls it could genuinely be worth skipping that banner just off of the fact that a horde of people are about to swap their borrows to Light and Tachyon. if you have the pulls though, she's basically a mandatory card all scenario long, and every scenario has one permanently from then on so be ready to always pull or knowingly plan a save scenario where you will borrow.
>>570433912
I won Gemini because the algorithm didn't match me against some buhi Ug8 Taishin
God I love mares.
>>570433938that anons retarded, its fine at 0. Lb1 is ideal because you get 10te. The end.
>>570433938NTA but 2 is enough, you get the TE and initial stats don't mean shit in that scenario since you spend 95% of your turns trainingBut at the same note, you use light literally every single career in that scenario, so even a "small" upgrade is worth it
>>570433929Loli Brian having the stem in her mouth doesn't really work in that image.
How much stamina for bourbon to run TSS?
>>570433912I would but I have a shocking low number of yada yada images, I almost never see memes of her>>570433938Like always the stronger the card the better, look at her stats and judge for yourself. The game is old enough now that you really shouldn't be running anything that isn't MLB ever unless you're just forced not to. It's a big cope to run her at 1LB or below, because while she's going to carry you with the scenario mechanic, you're leaving a lot of stats on the table.
>>570433938The way I look at it>lb0 brick, still usuable if you need another must have special borrow>lb1 workable in all circumstances>lb2 sweet spot>lb2+ pretty good, but not worth sparking forIts mostly about the TE at lb2
>>570434176>>570434183holy hell
>>570434136
>>570434249the first anon you replied to is literally wrong, look at the image
>>570432345it's kewl tunes
Grande Plage wins Sannomiya Stakes
>>570433932Digicute LOVE!
>>570434183>Not including the row namesnigger
Amazing record
>>570434358Always is
>>570434176>>570434183>>570434243>>570434248Thanks for the help anons, I think I'll just greed it out with LB1, though I'll go for LB2 if I'm lucky with the pulls. LB3 seems excessive
>>570434365Looking at this, 2LB looks like the sweet spot to me.Smarter anons can correct me if I'm wrong though.
>>570434269Don't tempt me rn.
SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Guess that works
>>570434408depends on your luck and whether you need to pull on tachyonif you're a pacefag then 400 or 600 pulls on that banner is a very good idea otherwise just endure the 0 to 1 LB card because the TE difference, while welcome, isn't a dealbreaker when you're going to run the card because of it's scenario gimmick and to free your borrow slot for the next 4 months.
do trainers bet on races in uma land with carats
>>570434474what's the payout for that?
>>570434407I will do the same
>>570432847bald windy bwo?
>>5704345501280
>>570433938Actual JP player. Ideally you want the TE which means LB2 minimum. She's also a date card, and if you want her dates to actually be better than resting then you really should upgrade her, most LB0 dates are absolutely terrible. Even MLB is worth it because when you use this card for hundreds if not thousands of runs, those extra stats and free energy every run will add up a lot. 15 extra speed at the start of the run from LB3 to LB4 reduces the chance of failing debut or other early career races drastically, and this is the sort of scenario where you should expect to quit out a run if the early part doesn't line up well with your songs/currencies/trainings. It's not just going to be over capped speed stats either because you going to have greatly higher speed cap in GL.
>>570434435Ainesu sexo
>>5704339381LB is a regular amount of cope, certainly not a giga-cope.1LB is enough, heck even 0Lb is enough.You are only going to use it for 1 scenario anyway.2LB or higher would be nice, but its not worth a gem, or pulling an additional 200 times for if you already have Tachyon at MLB.
What you'd do if you were in Rudolf's situation?https://youtu.be/siQ0XEcqFdc
>>570434435her large chesticles will feed our children well
which uma is best represented by this videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCzwyFHSMdY
Hey. Did you get that thing I sent you?
>>570434965stinko windy would probably do this
why does dober like taiki so much anyway
>>570434408The part about her stats that isn't always immediately obvious is that as a date card, the outcomes for her events matter a lot. She has a good universal gold skill, but several dates that give pretty low energy. That means at low LB she's kinda a handicap sometimes when you're doing a date because you lack energy, and then still lack energy after the date. MLB is a lot more convenient in that if you're doing a date, you're not still looking at low fail chances on your trainings the following turn.
>>570434965Stinko Windy behaviour
Why are people so adamant on uma being a game where you can succeed with multiple team comps? All you're doing by not running front runners is letting front runners run over you. Every style in the game benefits from having good front runners at the helm. Why would you trust other people to make better fronts than you?
>>570435131they're roommates
>>570435131everyone loves taiki
Canela Fina wins June Stakes
>>570435131they are roomies
>>5704351322lb to MLB is 50% to 60% event recovery, anon.I think calculating ALL 5 of her dates, that's like 13 energy total.
Ongoing puzz:https://jiggie.fun/umajig6122026https://jiggie.fun/umajig6122026https://jiggie.fun/umajig6122026
>>570434850>You are only going to use it for 1 scenario anyway.4 months of a serious disadvantage sucks when it's gonna cost you in a lot of CMs against people not dealing with that disadvantage. The game is a full year old now, if your deck isn't full MLB SSR next scenario then you're left in the dust.
>>570435153You're right. *makes hoguri with 2 dominator*
>>570435230GET AWAY FROM HER TAIKIDIGITAN IS MINE!
>>570435230i don't. everything about her would be perfect, but god damn is that voice a turnoff
>>570435131Both genmate and mated irl... but Dober mated with Special Week the most iirc that's why in fan creations Dober is usually paired with Spechud
>>570435153I only run umas I like and the only 2 fronts I really like are Falco and Transcend.
>>570435320yes yes you're gay we know
>>570434969Yes. I didn't believe you but your cum is really green
>>570435324kek what a MARE
>>570435261It adds up. She gets more stats from events too, and gives stats and energy in non-date events as well. It's not mandatory which is why I'm not saying MLB is the only option, but you're absolutely better off upgrading the card you will use every run for an entire scenario.
G3 now
>>570435437A lady of the night you could sayA NIGHTMARE, even
What the horse doing
>>570435265>"a very Symboli Sirious™ disadvantage">Off missing out on 10 fucking TE and 15 initial speed so he should double/triple spark or use crystals on a fucking pal cardlmaoYou are at a serious disadvantage against whales regardless of what you do
>>570435513he's aura farming as the kids say
>>570433925Breeding
>>570435513Chilling
>>570435542You're only at a disadvantage against whales who also know what they're doing. Very few actually do, most whales will never open up kachidev umalator in their life
Race will start in a bit as horse number 9 had to undergo a physical examination.
>>570435153unironically I think it's the gacha tribalism all over again>my game is better than yours>my limited unit is better than yours>my oshi is better than yoursYOU ARE HERE>my running style is better than yoursEspecially when you usually have to invest in a style and committing to it. Personally I run fronts and late and just rotate between whichever's better for a CM (sometimes a combination). Maybe pacers if my hands are forced like hogfests because they're kinda free to build right now. And there's nothing wrong with running for fun at the end of the day. You can't guarantee a win
>>570435513thingken about running wild and free
>>570434965Me when I start my day on /uma/
Craspedia has been withdrawn from the race.Hoping it's nothing serious
>>570435542You're disadvantaged against whales that know what they're doing. The issue with not running MLB cards this deep into the game is that the hordes of f2p savers are .ich more like to know what they're doing, and now you've created a gap between them and you. You're now 2 tiers below whales and 1 tier below 90% of players.
>>570434965that's me when i enter the thread, drop one shitpost, then leave
>>570435513Did the jockey chicken out? The horse actually made it to the track and you're asking what he's doing instead of the chicken jockey?
>>570435513>i could be farting on some dogs right now
>>570435824>1 tier below 90% of playersnot everyone hoards all their shit to roll on cards I don't think. Half the players probably go to Open, and half of the other half is bottom half of A grade
G3 now, unless i'm wrong this is a test race for the sprinters stakes
Another day of every single cheer Neicha run being complete irredeemable dogshit
>>570435828finally a real umarican
>>570435975Actually as someone who plays Open a lot I can confidently say that there are about 6500 people in Open and about 18 thousand in graded.Most people go graded even when they're not equipped for it because they're neurotic as all hell about the rewards being slightly less
Holy fuck I actually got all the good rewards without having to get every fucking hatFUCK THIS EVENT IM OUT>b-but gold shardsXD
Puro Magic wins G3 Hakodate Sprint Stakes
>>570435971They do love their dog farting
>>570435131the event pretty much explains it, taiki inspires dober with her earnest social abilities, taiki, like ryan especially, recognizes dober is very thoughtful of others. You probably lack a soul if you dislike either of them by the end of the event. Best event tied with Halloween imo. Had great art stills
>>570435990If you meant that it's a trial for Sprinters Stakes then no, it's not
did I miss the takarazuka kinen
>>570436083You are forgetting the gold shards
god bless being in mambothese lads know how to fucking sling shoes
>>570436136You guys actually read the events? I just click skip until the SSR pops up.
>>570436180ah, assumed wrong then, ty>>570436183tomorrow around these hours
>>570436183Its tmw
>>570435457maybe if you're a whale but itd be absolute mongoloid retardation to waste gems or sacrifice tachyon LBs for lh lbs
>>570435265What's better? Having a lower WR in one scenario, or having a higher WR in every scenario after due to not wasting your gems and carrots on LH?People who still only have KSB as their only MLB SSR have even more reason not to waste resources on LH. They will never catch up if they keep making short term decisions.Besides, the sever is full of scrubs who dont even know what skills are good. Players who know what they are doing and already have 3 MLB SSRs should be able to win some CMs with 0LB LH, but yeah obviously it will be harder.
>>570436226depends on the eventsif it doesn't look stupid or features umas I like I'll give it a little time of day
I want to see her run
>>570436183no, 23 hours and 43 minutes until that
>>570436054More Power, like Tazuna suggested
>>570435131Taiki is a cute big golden retriever. Dober is a Dober...woman
>>570436081Please take some anti schizo meds
So there's no more story cards worth anything, right?So what the fuck is the point of club points now?
>>570436227>>570436229>>570436258>gems
>>570436083You know there's like over 24 hours left right
>>570436305CROIX DIES IN 23 HOURS AND 43 MINUTES
>out of coffee>payday in 2 days
>>570436305they put my goat in an outer gate as a front runner, this is some bullcrap
>>570436195NTA, but gold shards are worthless at this point for anyone who isn't a newcute.
>>570436385steal coffee from workI take k cups, tissues, and cheese from the break room fridge
>>570436320100% WR btw
>>570436385Coffee is dirt cheap
>>570436436this nigga stealin CHEESE
>>570436213Wish it was dirts instead of pinks tho...
>>5704363567 and I rape you 0 and Croix dies
>>570435153cuz making fronts sucks ass with all the reqs. Sucks thrice that ass in MANT. Just believe in your oshis
>>570436440Never mind you're not a schizo just an idiot
>>570436342Is this true? Someone please?
>>570436429that hors looks angry
did you miss me /uma/?I'm back
>>570436195>SR cards>in fucking grand livevega was genuinely the final wortwhile SR card, it's worthless now
>>570436506try it yourself. It will be around 6500
>>570436476same... I don't even reach donation cap most days because I don't have enough sprints
>>570436553Sup!
>>570436083just use tamtam trick
>>570428724>the majong jiggie spammers are /v/ma touristsi always knew these faggots never left our thread
>>570436451Instant coffee is cheap. I have this very specific local coffee blend I love that’s also kinda expensive and I want THAT one.
>>570435262puzzy
>>570436550gold genes
HOLY FUUUUUARK WITH A TICKETWhen does neck and neck get buffed lol
>>570436556>>570436083best in slot open leauge card btwFree PTO, free slipstream, free speed eater. Standard distance in main event chain, fast paced hint from random event.You want this if you're going open
>>570436649Are you a fucking retard.
>>570436670Same time as OYL
>>570436670lucky
>>570436553Welcome back bro
>>570436561That's not how the number works. I've had a 70-80% win rate in Group A Graded almost every single time and I've had Finals lobbies as low as 6000 and as high as 14000
>>570435153To make uma more interesting to me I see front runners as my enemies even though some of my favorite umas and future pulls are fronts so I don't run fronts for CM.
>>570436616elaborate>>570436676who the fuck is smurfing open league halfway through 2026
>>570436704When does OYL get buffed?
>>570436226i genuinely don't understand playing this gacha if you aren't in it for uma vn aspect. Yes the gameplay is surprisingly addictive to a degree but i cannot fathom enjoying the game without loving umas
>>570436591If I always request pinks, I can make a plus at least. I fluctuate between 900 and 1000
>>570436649Mahjong and jiggie are /uma/ culture.
>>570436773You ask this as if the A+ cap isn't an intentional design decision to filter out most people. Open is WoW twinking, aka the most fun part of an MMO
>>570436763question is did you win them
>>5704368072nd anni so when Ramonu drops.
>>570436431Nobody has guts ayabe mlb currently, unless whale.
>>570436440childpredatorGOD>>570435824>MLBing fucking pal cards because you may be at a disadvantage (which isn't actually that serious)What if you told others to focus on MLBing cards that aren't a scenario tax huh what thenWho the fuck cares if you're end up losing to someone who dumped everything on the scenario, shit happens move on.
Goddamn top fav jobbed so hard
>>570436907mlb'd mine through 2 from free pulls and 3 gold shards
UWAAAAA swiss DAHBY TOMORROW!!
Mant is so boring people are already gaslighting about you needing more than 2LB Light Hello when her banner isnt coming for another month
>>570436746>>570436603See you in Champions Meet!
>>570436317And... you just know?
>>570436773run ura as tam, 2x tp, use shiraoki - you can spam rest all the way to failure and collect 250% in zero effort 3~m. Only downside is carrot juice
>>570436817so it's your fault
>>570436305museum mile's got this
>>570436998Good luck to you as well!
>total fucking low roll, out of clocks, sub 1000 speed mejiro brightyep this whore is getting saved for grand liveI FUCKING HATE BACKLINERS IN MANT FUCK YOU CYGAMES AND YOUR NIGGER CLOCK LIMITS
>>570437025>use shiraokiis that a new sweepy or something
Haru Aube wins the last allowance race in Hanshin
>>57043716330
>>57043716312.5
>>570437219no i just can never remember how to spell her actual name
>>570436305HISTORY WILL BE MADECAM ON CROIX
I want to be lovingly raped by Manhattan Cafe
>>570436907Anon, Guts Ayabe will only be good for 1 more CM (16). Once GL hits the guts meta will be over.But yeah, sure. If you are a few gold shards away from getting Guts Ayabe to MLB in time for CM16 then yeah, the gold shards do have value.
>>57043716315
>>570437163Tree fiddy
>>57043716315Imagine breeding tall and intelligent horse girl. Imagine the godly bloodline.
>>570437287>>570437163wait fuck I mean 15
>>570437543>>570437247Biwa love and marriage!
>>570437429Joke's on you, I simply wanted to know if it's still used because I can't think for myself. You fell for it.
Rhein Sieg wins the last allowance race in Tokyo
>>57043716315 thought that x was a +
>>570436697seethe tourist>>570436825no lol /v/ma brought that here when they got kickedyou stole it and copied it since they copied it from /n/ nayway
>>570437543EROOOTIC Oh fuck I didn't notice the double sprites it's definitely 15>>570437604Biwa big heart BIG TITS
>>570437163how do you even begin calculating something like this
>>570437565You shouldn't have corrected yourself.If not, people would have thought you were just meeming, but now people know you actually messed up.
>>570437797this is true, the only /uma/ culture is being a schizo that doesn't play the game
>>570437836melanin-san...
>>570437287How do you get 12.5 from that, this is harder to solve
>New schizo narrative is to shit on mahjong and jiggie
>>5704378366x=30x=510+2y=20y=55+4z=13z=25+(5*2)=15
>>57043716320
Is Long D enough to go for classic epithet?
You guys are fucking retarded.
>>570437247>>570437836>>570438002
>>570437953we should trigger them by playing more mahjongI missed last night's room.....
>>570437984I fucking hate math that has lettersLike I'm sure everything you just wrote makes perfect sense but I just turn into an angry retarded cave man seeing "math" that's just an english sentence
>>570438021Yes I am having sex with Symboli Rudolf
>>570437953He'll find anything to farm (You)s seething about whatever boogeyman of the week. Just dont respond
>>570437945uh dyslexia and misreading the 20 as a 30
>>570438018maybe, just make sure you have 550+ stam
>>570437953Personally I think mahjong is a psyop. No one knows how to play they just play pretend with the tiles
>>570437953
>>570438068Damn you spoiled me! Okay!
>new schizo narrative is to lie about the uma rape statistics
>>570438027white woman pleasant surprise
Tuhboposting is the only good posting around
>>570438018Long C but only if you have spurt on Arima and stamina check for 3000m+
>>570438113uma rape isn't real
>>570437953you are seething because i called you a newfag which you arei never said majong or jiggies are bad just that it is not /uma/ culture and you stole it/uma/ has no originality you produce nothing of value and steal from othersthe only time /uma/ did anything was the CM graphs and even that is deadeveryone left becuase you enable schizos>>570438039>>570438060>>570438098make it less obvious you are on discord bwos
I need still so bad
>>570438046Thats why they replaced the letters with cute umas instead.
>>570438162Then stop posting here,you don't play the game. No more (You)s from me
>>570438046>enter first calculus class in college>every single thing needs to be mathematically provenfuuuuuck man you don't know how bad it gets, and this is baby stuff
>>570438113>there are no rape statistics in Tracen >trainers have human rights >our security prioritizes the safety of our trainers from rambunctious Uma Musume
Uma that would kill Aoi because I want on a date with her?
>>570436813I like both but I skip some events. I simply do not care about all uma and if you say you do you are a liar and you know it.
>>570438215>solve for the value of falcorbKek
>>570438273Rice for starters. Evil as it gets.also Fukukitaru
>>570438261i trust you ogurin she would never rape me
>schizoism spreads to other topicsit was only a matter of time...
>>570438217seethe
>get fast learner and all the skills I needed>my final inspo gives me the one mile spark out of my 14 medium sparksI'm gonna freak
Hayabusa Ohimesama Granddaughter of Agnes Tachyon wins the last allowance race in Hakodate and last race for today
>>570438450DAAAAAAHHHHHHBBBBYYYYYYYYY
I hate Winning Ticket.I seriously fucking hate her.
>>570438489What was the odds
>>570438535nobody says this
>>570438535Uh oh does someone need a Taishin test?
>>570438535WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
>>570438217>you don't play the gameyou always say this V like a broken record
>>570438489that's a really long name
>>570438569
>>570438647Damn
a hero
>>570438118white girl summer
>>570438647How do you even read these?
>>570438736I want to slap, grope and smell her Kentucky ass
>>570438754with your eyes
>>570438535You don't really mean that...
>>570438242My HS teacher made me hate math but I got over it years and years later. The first time I went to calc in college I dropped it week 1 after getting super scared not understanding a single thing, though.
Guten Morgen /uma/
All races for today are done, as usual thanks to keiba anons and anons for watching, if your favorite(s) won congrats, if they didn't may next time go betterTakarazuka Kinen tomorrow where history could be made as Croix Du Nord races to become the first ever Spring Triple Crown, I hope you all can be here for it>>570438754>A&SAge and SexM = Mare, H = Horse, C = Colt, F = Filly>Oddsthe bigger the number the better the payout, but the lower are usually the favorites to winFirst weight is the jockey second is the horse, and the number in () is probably the weight last race the horse participatedI'm very tired so if I got something wrong I apologize, goodnight all
>>570438925it's almost 10am bwo
>>570438925morning, Falco
>>570438929Thank you Keiba anon for the insights and announcements you do Also I really want to fuck tanuki Luna
>>570438647I love outsiders
>>570439025but why
>ConnectingFUCK YOU
>>570438018D borders on impossible. C can pull off with huge speed+good unique
>>570438967Yeah but I stayed up late and had a comfy breakfast earlier. I didnt wake up and immediately start my pc to post.>>570439020Falco told me to pass on an ouen arigatou
uh oh
>>570439162You are a subhuman freak
>>570439076Tanuki Rudolf is cute. Too cute. I want to use her like a fleshlight while she has that embarrassed ^~^ face
>>570439162I actually like fat chicks but its annoying that 90% of BBW art just turn women into gigantic ham monstroisites with nothing in betweenlike nothing in the 200-250 lbs range, it's always just an immediate blast to 400+
>>570438736just finished to this
>>570438925Guten sexgen, anon! I really want to have sex with Flash while humping her, and also have sex with her fat tits btw
>>570438274i wouldn't say i care exactly but i genuinely haven't met an uma i dislike. I have a ton of favs absolutely. Ryan does hurt my eyes, not exaggerating, but even shes a sweetheart. Most of the stories are mediocre but the writers really excel at little moments of dialogue - the lobby interactions, side events in career, even a lot of mants events range from amusing to endearing (only good thing about mant to me)
>>570439289Many people are saying this
>>570439246Sherlock Holmes on the case, I'm busted!
Curren charges $10 for intercourse and $4 for a BJ, however she gives a 50% discount to boys under 12 years old. Afterwards, Curren's toraina takes a 50% cut of all her earnings.If last month, Curren had sex with 43 old men and 4 boys, and blew 21 men and 5 boys, and then had to spend $63 on birth control medication, how much money did Curren make that month?
>>570439402twelve
>>570438151How do you know?
>>570439316You don't have to dislike them but are you really going around being a completionist for every uma even ones you don't care for? Doubt it
>>570439274Understandable, but that's not average BBW art, it's just a weight gain fetish image. You're born with this curse or you don't, and that's okay.
Please refrain from having sexual intercourse with your trainee(s).
Late or End for Cheer Nature in Cancer 2? Late is going to be be easier to hit S Medium on and can run mile races in career but I feel like End is going to be stronger due to higher late-race velocity and Daring Strike.Cancer is going to be a total shitshow isn't it, rooms so far are total chaos since XOguri is in every postition and doesn't solely rely on Festive Miracle anymore for accel like in Aries
>>570438929How much money have you won or lost so far?
>>570438929>H = HorseAren't they all horses?
>>570439504so i can have intercourse with trainees that aren't mine
>>570439532It just feel awkward mutating to End because if I'm going to borrow the Throne card, I won't be able to use CB for Strike. And I'm not slotting the Vega Power card on my deck bwo
>>570439438Correct, because in addition to being a whore, Curren is also dumb.
uma phone with a mysterious joke
finally broke 20%
>>570436813This may be uncharitable but the last wedding event pissed me off because it was actively stupid instead of just being boring as hellI think i need to start asking ahead about whether or not any given current event's storyline is worth sitting througha typical event is still like 40 min worth of dialogue when set to autoplay, i could be using that time to just rewatch the main quest story that i had to skip past just to grab cards and timed rewards
>>570439782horses are known to bolt when scared
>>570439790I maxed all my cards and I'm sub 18%. Looking forward to rolling on Tach/LH to add more support cards to my roster so I can get a bigger bonus.
>>570439532If you have CB wit at a good level, then she will be a little bit stronger as End thanks to Daring Strike. Although I dont think its worth the trouble.However if you are borrowing CB wit or have it at a low level, then you absolutely don't want to do it.
>>570439559Didn't Scarlet Bouquet bang with SS first?
>>570439449depends what you mean by completionist, ill play every umas story i have. Im not gonna complete journals or grind springs for anyone
are these...brown people?
>>570439504But I am the victim
>>570439983wtf...
Does Pace Strategy work for Xog?
imagine if they had CMs where only cow umas could run i think that would be funthey can get rushed even with higher wit because the final spurt makes them lactate getting the turf all sloppy with milk and and
>>570439960mares bang everyone
>>570439839Its not hard to figure out which event stories are good.If Curren is in it then its shit, if not then its probably good.
toreipu
>>570439983They are ojisans, in other words (You)
>>570438617V is on vacation with his girlfriend and you're still thinking about him
if you understood more than half of this you passed the non-ojisan test
>>570439504Roger, breeding Riko then Little Coon and Bitter Glass
>Farewell... My Greatest Comfort>It's Always Three!>Farewell... My Greatest Comfort>Farewell... My Greatest Comfort>Nature's Defeat!WHERE IS MY SQUID
>>570440053You could certainly do worse.As long as you don't get pace promoted, then it should be pretty consistent.
>>570440314She ate them all.
>>570439504I don't think I have a choice...
Flash keeps asking me for sex...
>>570440387Well? Get to it, torena
>Wonder why I recorded thishttps://litter.catbox.moe/blggjd.mp4>My honest reaction
>>570440475It's unprofessional for a trainer to have filthy sweaty primal breeding sex with his trainee...
>>570439504that's fine with me
>>570440537that's a disgusting lobbywhat was falco doing, not her job it seems
>>570440609How are you supposed to handle this professionally when Meek gives you this sort of "come hither" look
>>570440387????I dont know what you're talking about anon, she's clearly just asking you to help her adjust her swimsuit.
>>570440609Meekschizo...
Dia-chan keeps asking me for rape
i've been a meek enjoyer since before that schizo came and gone
>>570439702>>570439953I'm not remaking any of my Cancer aces with Throne, so that won't be an issue but I do have to borrow CB Wit if only Power Ayabe didn't take until 3LB to get any race bonus
uhh...
>>570440731what the fuck is a "come hitler" look
torena...
no
no what
>>570441123Fuck-me eyes, a salicious lookYou've experienced it before surely
How much longer until fuji event is gone?
>>570441251you got a day and some left
>>570440846Ok, meekcutie
i'm not interested in ERPing with you
Sweepy is the sort of cute precocious daughter that you reward with a brutal toe-curling mating press
>>570441431she's a juvenile
>>570441431she's a filly
My trainee keeps giving me a piece of cheese every day. What does this mean?
>>570441512>>570441536Great, makes the merciless creampie even better
>>570441415wtf bwo how dare you
>>570441561I don't know
bwos
good enough for tt
>>570441701i like this mayacontinue posting her
>>570441512>>570441536out of 12 (for december)
>night owl>slow metabolism>2 failed infirmary visits>groundwork inspiration>run out of clocks at oaks and lose horribly even after buying A&S>give up buttonfuck you
>if pacers, you should pull on nishino>trust shes usefuli fell for the trickerywhen does it become good
>>570441828about a week ago
>my trainee showed up with another man
>>570441828sprint cm bwo trust Honestly though, globalfags are just too good at frontfagging which really kills pace chasers
IT'S OUT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCpkfDobCwI
>my man showed up with another man
>>570442081
>>570441991when will frontmeta end
Witgod has spoken.
>my husband showed up with another uma
>My danchou didn't show up
>>>/lgbt/43894833Care to explain teiobwos?
sorry pacebros, witgod told me to run 3 fronts with A&S + SFV + Budding Blossom
>my danchou showed up with another man
>>570442152thought it said analmaxx at first
>>570442152we already know teiobro is gay but now we know you're gay too for even finding that thread
>>570442152what are you doing on that board bamboobwo
>>570441431This artist is a treasure trove for Sweep content. Too cute.
My trainer left me
>>570442081Curren Cute
KINO
>>570442152>bamboofag outing himself hanging out in /lgbt/
Cue all the retards saying Tachyon is useless after GL.
>>570442343>Cue all the retards saying Tachyon is useless after GL.But nobody says that, most of the Tachyon skippers just not pacefags
>>570442081so front taiki, vbob and original oguri is the lazy boy meta slave setup?
>Fan has started rattlingugh
>>570442436No, you only use Front Taiki if you're running triple fronts
umamusume?
>>570442343It's only useful for Pace Chasers gwo even the image you posted says that...
>Trainer's clitty cage has started rattlingugh
wasted two clocks on hakodate junior stakes award
>>570442526>Pace Chasers soon they will be the ONLY viable style. might as well "transition" (kek)
>>570442081I feel like it's impossible to run fronts this time if you don't have guts ayabe this time
Why doesn't Cygames just balance their game so that all styles are viable?
>>570442152why are you linking your own post
>>570442436Falco is stronger than V Bourbon and you don't need sprint S
I spent all day doing runs so I could get all the rewards from the Fuji mode, i feel sick
>>570442707because horses aren't balanced irl
During a career run, like MANT for example, how do you tell exactly how much energy you have?
>>570442826I can tell from the pixels and from having played many careers in my time.
>>570442826by feel, or by using an energy potion then cancelling
>>570442436>Front Nishino>Front Taiki>Front FalcoThe FRONT GANG is here
>>570442826You have to guess, it's a skill on its own
me on top
>>570442503Ogurin a cute!
>>570442910why is estelle sitting on wodka
>want to run SMaru + Kitasan cards on sprint>have to use wit cardsHow the FUCK do I fit guts cards
...
Fuck grannies
>>570442910Nah, you're a bottom for sure.
>>570440372Ace sexooo
>>570443004Punishment.
>>570443015Lies. Slander.
Can we start spending time with hags already
>>570443005Yes
>>570442343can’t wait to roll
>>570443151Wonder Acute letting me feel good and cum inside as I please...
can't wait for this miserable life to be overI mean this miserable scenario
they banned botters?
>>570443246this but mainly the first line
>>570443284lol
>>570443247Sus imageSUS
have sex with your trainee
>>570443284lmao
88154946cancer
>>570443284rofl
>>570443394why do retarded translators take something that's right to left then stitch the pages together left to right
>>570443394>they
>>570443284You mean half the fucking player base, botters deserve the rope
>>570443394Scarlett's body looks absolutely built for sex here
>>570443421I have received your coded message and am ready to act upon it
>>570443421Fine...
>>570442081>devil scenario will explodethank you witgawd
>>570443557Sichi has a nice ass
how did this fuckface win Takarazuka Kinen twice
What exactly is a "body built for sex"?
>>570443461It's anon stitching it. The TL is from twitter, and they can upload separate images there in one post unlike here.
>>570443606>how can we prevent a third
>>570443439please join
>>570443606He locked the fuck in. Cant be a jobber all the time, if you want to have a nice stud life.
So, just like before's sprint CM. Turf S > Sprint S, right? Ain't no way I'm farming 9* Sprint sparks.
>>570443857Yeah sprint s wont give you enough lengths to be worth the effort
>>570443670This image is an example of one.
>>570442081Fuck, I wasnt planning on running fronts for this CM, but if Witgod is gonna push fronts this hard, then I guess I'll have to. Everyone is gonna be using them now, I have no choice.
>>570442436no, hoguri+2 literal whos still is
>>570443746sure I'll join with some recycled taurus jobbers.... I only have 1 actual race ready
>>570443746CM is Cloudy not Sunny bwo
>>570443959retard
>>570443857As long as you activate an accel skill, they're about the same.You still need to get Sprint A though.If you plan on using an uma that has a bad sprint aptitude like Oguri, then just aim for Sprint S instead of Turf S.
>>570443246
>>570444096yepI just saw people excited over a CM video and assumed that sloptubers had also skipped CM15
>>570444189>assumed that*didn't realize thatfuck me I'm on fire today
Daiwa Scarlet fat saggy milkers, swinging in the wind.
>>570442081>funny>inspirational>congratulates you for surviving the shitshow that is MANT (4th rerun)>makes his aces as the same time as the guide so you know he's not gaslighting on purposeWhy can't all sloptubers be like WITGAWD
>>570430478This horse needs to be euthanized
>>570444412Dober armpits doko
>>570444039what site is this fromI need to see their shit takes
>>570444508uma.guide but they nuked all the banner descriptions after people complained about them
old marvey race attire was so much better tho
Training Sweepy's body for sex
>>570436337Spend it all on rice shower cardSpend it all on the rest of the cards and MLB them
I made kimchi and this shit was so good 2 days later, I already ate half of it.
>>570442081>actual 9 front CMso who else is using a ryan parent to make up for lates not existing
>>570444738you've heard of pace pump, now get ready for front pump
We should just gaslight everyone into thinking that fronts are exclusively for whales. We already successfully did that during the first MANT CM after all..
it took me so long for this scenario event to trigger what the hell
We are not going to do anything
Sparking for sweepy also gave me choco bonbon. Sorry bwos I'm a full metanigger now but I will run one non meta uma to pretend I'm oshi gaming
>>570445021https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coupon_collector%27s_problem
>>570445085It's okay, choco bon is Cygames' anti-burnout mechanic for front players
Does anybody have these events
>>570444996It's funny because the fact Cygames don't release many front cards mean you can get a perfect front deck even if you only buy selectors
How is Croix at 1.1 odds for the Takarazuka Kinen when the field is stacked as fuck?
fr*nt players don't deserve human rights
>frontsNo thanks
>>570445530Everyone wants their commemorative betting slip for the first ever spring triple crown if it happens
>>570445530you just gotta believe
>>570445554Kek
>>570445245in english four eyes
>Guy I kicked sent an invite>Let him in>Continues flatlining (despite events)That's it, nigger is getting kicked on the 30th
>>570445758mambwo...
>>570445758Mambocho...
>>570444727is it supposed to look that sloppy
dozo
>>570445742IS VERY HARD TO SEE EVERYTHING
>>570445017Raisu...
>>570445848Krissu is now fatter than Mirako...
>>570445848woah lay off the carrots kris...
>>570445758>taking back the guy you kickedwhat are you, a woman who can't let go of her ex?
>>570445848Ok this one is pretty good
>having sex with Nice Nature>make sure to come second>she still comes third
>>570445848I dropped my Fanta. Can I get one again?
WE FUCKING LOVE BIG UMAS IN HERE
uma fat sex gray uma sex
no rooms?
>>570435320>not liking the overexxagerated american accentDissu anon isu fuagotto.
>>570445758This isn't healthy sis pls read this...
>>570446121the bigger the better
Good morningI want to trainer to put me in a full nelson and feed me the cum from the creampie
>>570445852okay now I got ANOTHER scenario I haven't gotten yet. Did they patch the game or something cause they didn't appear to anyone? No way it took me months of MANT being out to get these and I did at least 1 run a day
>>570446262dude would you believe me if i told you that you just got lucky
nvm I found it
>>570446243you erp first
That's enough training for today. Night, /uma/.
dirt
>>570446491Is this loss?
I'm buying physical good luck talismans and charms that I never needed before on the chance that I might actually need them in the future
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3qn7TlkcdA&t=1906swtf this mug is cool bros
>>57044629010 left before MANT is over and I Just got 2 in a new run
>>570446561These are cute, but I like the first dirt trio better.
>>570446708A lot of us has been stuck on a certain number when I asked a month ago, it must've updated recently
>>570446606>divination and trinkets retard
>>570446609i have one like that but for gash bell
Good morning bros
>>570446726We love all dirt umas here.
it fucken wimdy
>>570446743Shiraoki-sama will provide the answers I seek, ye of little faith
>>570446609>>570446768i had one an OPM cup like this but over the years it just tapers off unfortunately
>>570446806Sure, but you can't love everyone equally.
ouagh
>>570446779
>>570446989What feng shui practice is she doing?
Curren Chan is so fucking seductive
>>570445758>That's it, nigger is getting kicked on the 30thBased and deserved
>>570446842nyo..................i've had it for 4 years and it still workey though
>>570446940Good morning Agarthan brother!
>>570446779Good Morning Pearl anon!
>>570447159I want to roughly breed her
>>570438929Thank you for updating! See you tom bwo. Had to go out before the final match only to come back with ROMEO JOBBING
>>570447159>>570447383I wanna watch!
>>570447304Good morning!
>>570447221
>>570447438I want to suck on Maya tongue.
>shop gives me lots of 60%>2 days with no rainbow in summer>no heal>no whistleI hate TB....
>>570447858It'll be over soon!
Today Flash' country plays in the world cup>b-but it's Turkey playing not Germ-exactly!
Who should I use my first anniversary selector on if I want a heteroromantic uma wife?
>>570447943Wow so funny and original!
>redditshower
>>570447943>what are roaches doing on the field
>bought fast learner>forget to use it until I realise when picking skillsWhy the fuck isn't this shit use on purchase?
Spe-chan.. don't look....
>>570447975Ogurin
I'll really miss TB once it's over. Clicking training is so much more boring than racing. Stacking items was also really exciting. And it's only a bonus that it killed off the casuals.
where do you niggas watch anime anymore? every site is fucking dogshit compared to anikai and that one is dead
>>570448079
>>570447943What's the deal with Turks in Germany anyway. I get Indians in UK and Arabs in France, that's them getting revenge and reverse colonizing, but Germany never did anything with Turkey
>>570448174We get it contrarianbro you're so unique and special for liking something everyone hates
>>570448174>I like getting my balls kicked and having the soles of my feet burned with matches ok dude we didn't ask for the details
>>570448252I'm on 16 years and counting of getting anime off of nyaa without issue
>>570431272Be honest /uma/ did you guys enjoy Sweep's careerhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/R-Q5yHzsdVI?feature=share
>>570448274Back during the cold war western germany invited turks to work here as cheap labor. They stuck around obv. after the wall fell. Now you got a lot of turks in Germany
>>570448274post ww2 we hired a bunch of cheap turkish guest workers to help rebuild and they liked it here so they just stayed. It was a horrible mess of miscommunication and mismanagement because they were supposed to go back home after so now we just have a bunch of blue collar turkish families that live in our cities. Gross oversimplification but thats the tldr
>>570448067It's like the carrot bbq, you want to wait for charming before you use it. In this case wait for more hints?
jesas Taiki's Taikis looks fucking massive in the outfit
>>570448412>>570448428Do they behave? I'm aussie and the turks here seem okay. Same can't be said for their arabs cousins who set up crime families
>>570448252>watch animePeople still do this? I just read manga and LN these days, it's much faster than watching anime and you get to enjoy undiluted source.
>>570448378tracking link, do not click
>>570448513Kinda, not really. Its hard to tell on a nationwide scale. Its pretty bad in Berlin tho, but nothing good happens in that cancerous shithole anyway
>>570448274my uneducated American guess is that the roaches take advantage of yuro free travel the most and you only hear of them in Germany because it's the biggerer country, while France and Spain are busier getting assraped by African boat people umamusume
>>570448513Depends on the individual obviously but many of them are conservative muslims that still take stuff like family honor seriously. There's a lot of negative stereotypes floating around for them but it's not like they "behave" any worse than other people of that social class. Many older immigrants still speak very poor German because they never made any real efforts to integrate, but I havent really had like super negative experiences personally.
>>570448274As always, initially cheap fucking labor, and it costs more now because they drain the social services
>>570448753I want to take off El's mask and cum on it
I'm imagining...
>>570448797are they all akebonos
>>570448797Keep in mind that "huge" for them is anything above 175cmAkebono who's only 180cm is treated like a straight up giant
umamusume body part impacting my face
it would be really really funny if Germany gets shafted in the group stage for the third year in a row
Mating press EL!
>>570448953basically impossible with the expanded format
end of mant whengentledonna whenclub erp session when
>>570448953I want to trim Flash's pubes
This isn't a joke, how do I stop chronically masturbating?
>>570448934god I hope so
>to get super lucky 7, you must be super lucky yourselfThat is the funniest and the most dogshit way to get a skill
i can't believe wanko(blast one piece) tacto and current bucket are still not even out in jap i want them i want them
>>570449175Take up a hobby or do something. I find myself masturbating when I don't have anything to do as well, it's like a quick drug hit.
>>5704490092 more months 2 more years 2 more weeks
>>570449203Next anni. TRUST!
>>570449175do your MANT runs
>>570449175take high dose of ssri for a while in combination with being 30+
>>570439627yes but just as you can refer to a male from the race of man as a man, you can refer to a male from the race of horse as a horse
>>570449175I tried to quit gooning and after like 3 weeks I ended up relapsing and gooning twice as much to stuff that I would never even look at prior to "quitting" which in my case is scat and bestiality
>Jerk off>Go for a walk>Come back still horny>Can't get it upwhat is the evolutionary purpose of a refractory period anyway
>>570448753Manhwa looking ass bitch
>>570449175I simply ran out of pornhave higher standards
>>570449353Heart attacks
I want to give Gold City a golden shower
>>570449424Why do you want to pee on your trainee?
>>570448797Ugh... uma wrestlers...
Stop. putting. gentil. in. every. single. collab.
>>570449353no point sperming the same female twice in short successionumamusume
>>570449458*lick*
>>570449473No.
>>570449473mares and a stallion
>>570449473That Orfevre looking sexy
>>570449447to mark my territory
hello kitty ikou
>>570449473keep seething
>>570449473Orfevre broke my wrists and raped me
>>570449667Your fault for being weak
>>570449230I've tried to keep myself busy with a few things but I end up doing it in-between things>>570449275I've already hit quotas!>>570449324Maybe I should shock myself to take me out of the mood too,>>570449374I don't need it in most cases
XOguri for Long TT good idea or bad idea?
ENTER
>>570449647I don't like Sirius.
>>570449812>croix 1.1damn
>>570449812lets go meisho tabaru
>>570449792Also is Triple 7s good for longs or does it proc too late? Anything to take its place?
>>570449667giwtwm
>>570449865It's getting better
does daring strike even work on golshi?
>>570449738>I don't need it in most casesif you already get off to shit inside your mind's eye then you're too far gone
>>570449812>tabaru's 12.1 against croix's 1.1
>>570450086SEXEX
>>570449812>1.1 oddsis this UMAREAL
>>570449812Is there a reason to bet for the 1:1 odds? Seems like you're just losing money.
do not fall for the obvious upset setup
>>570449957Daring Strike has random timing in mid-raceit can fail sometimes if Golshi is already in good position after her ultit can fuck with Golshi ult sometimes if it pushes Golshi above Top50% before her ultbut what are you gonna do? not taking it?
>>570450086Deadly Journey
>>570449812why is Tazuna (ningen) on the right?
>>570449812I need a new VILLAINall in on museum mile
>>570450238>Tazuna >ningenNorthern Taste is the fucking director bro, it's uma from top to bottom
>>570449812I'm betting big for the underdogs.
>>570450198it's 1.1 so you do get moneyovr HERO tabaru will win anyway
>>570450198There is a metric ton of japs that bet as a form of support, not to get money
>barbie taiki unique activates at the same point pulse does>right before the uphill in hanshin 2200how are niggas not talking about barbie taiki for this cm? she looks stupid broken and if you are smart you give her moving past and redshift just to secure some accel and she will win free
>>570450325yeah I meant Akikawa, I don't really pay attention to the human characters
>>570449812I trust our mare HERO Regaleira
>>570449812Family Time is gonna win. I can feel it in my bones.
>>570449473Chrono a cute
>>570450545
top rape
>>570449812Danon, my fattest Speling, you must defeat the Croix menace and become a villain
>>570449473cute chrono
>>570449473yank...
>>570450013That's how it's supposed to be naturally
>>570450429Is he really THAT good? He did get the god tier gate draw I suppose
>>570450642already shelvedalmond is the true new protag of umamusume
>>570450429based ojisan believers
>>570450561I want to lick her back sweat clean
where is the almond eyeclops
>>570449473>>570450614me middle left
>>570449473wrong thread krnigger
>>570450821too powerful
>>570450696not really, the odds should correct before the race, these kind of odds only belong to the kind of KYR, Pui ect.
>>570450821almond eyeclops edit of that "their eyes meet" scene
I like looking at my sweepy dox pageit's like having stat screen
>>570451223
YOU WILL GET YOUR FIRST SPRING TRIPLE CROWN AND LIKE IT!
wahey
>>570451358mmmmmmmnyo
I'm gonna have to set an alarm for tomorrow...
>>570451395Regaleira...
doto owes me sex
>>570451478I want to fuck those fat tits.
zero summer rainbows award
DON'T LET HIM BAKE
the next poster owes me sex
do not reach
shall i bake
>>570449175I started lifting whenever I had nothing to do which seemed to be a good enough replacement until I got hit with a series of tragic events at which point I relapsed
Bake these nuts please.
next bread will be baker
>>570451661sorry I just woke up I'm staying in bed
>>570451834>>570451834>>570451834
but we still have like 60 images to spend
I want to fuck Eishin Flash (tm)
