Previous: >>570506549>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: TrackblazerCurrent Rate Up: Sweep Tosho (3*), Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), SSR Taiki Shuttle, SR Oguri Cap, SSR El Condor Pasa, SSR MatikanetannhauserCurrent CM: Cancer Cup - Hanshin Turf 2200m Medium/Right/Summer/Cloudy/WetCurrent Event: Fuji Kiseki's Showtime Event, Search! Solve! Summer!>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/uljfzl.jpg 06/04 - Sweep Tosho (3*), Taiki Shuttle (SSR), Oguri Cap (SR)06/04 - Fuji Kiseki's Showtime Event06/07 - New Legend Races06/11 - Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), El Condor Pasa (SSR), Matikanetannhauser (SSR)06/11 - Search! Solve! Summer! Story Event06/18 - Air Shakur (3*), Air Groove (SSR), Gold City (SR)06/21 - Cancer Cup - Medium/Right/Summer/Wet/220006/25 - Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), Throne (SSR Group), El Condor Pasa (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Wedding Manhattan Cafe (3*), Wedding Gentildonna (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" announced>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
ryan LOVE
>>570530660not even a sports andy I just see what's right and you're being a contrarian faggot for no reason other than to be le epic cool. so lame
>>570530337Holy shit you're mentally ill. We are rooting for a horse because he can achieve something great, the same way you root for your friend if he starts working out, the same way you hope your friend has a good marriage after he marries his girlfriend.It's not living vicariously through a fucking horse, if you see somebody trying to acomplish something good and you root against him you're a bitter loser faggot and everybody that isn't as autistic as you are notices.Imaging being such a failure that a horse being successfull makes you seethe with jealousy
I love my beautiful wife Tachyon
Show me a single image of this artist that isn't1. Very well drawn2. Has SOMETHING cute in it, chibi form or notIt's that simple.
Realistically, only Museum Mile has a chance against Croix. 16 is just too rough for a front like Tabaru
>>570530704>>>/lgbt/
https://poal.me/xczmaihttps://poal.me/xczmaihttps://poal.me/xczmai
>>570530801NTA but I genuinely think you need to take a break from this website for a bit. No animosity
>>570530689I heard Brazil anons have id verification to play gachas, did it affect Uma as well?
nekomusume
>>570530859The same goes for this artist, the only good imouto artist
>>570530750i mean i would
this thread will be cute
>>570530943Wanting to see 3 dimensional women in current year in your spare time is unironically as homosexual as it gets
>>570531078*slutty
>>570531078Just like you, cutie
>>570530861I’ve heard Tabaru actually prefers the outside gates desu
Ryan thread over, we can stop shitting the bed now!
>>570531003INJECT PROPAGANDA RIGHT INTO MY VEINS!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2i3zrzyLOCw
Important question: Sweep Tosho's cute little butt or wonderfully flat chest?
>>570530956the overlord never leaves their domain
>>570531014Most Rice artists are good
>can only win when all of his competition is gone or competing internationallylike father like son
>>570531003CB is crustacean coded musume, thoughCraB
>>570531263The only one missing is MaBall, every other heavy hitter is here
>>570531243ALL HAIL OUR QUEEN
>>570531395nonny knows it.
>>570531369Cute boy
>>570531369
fat gray uma sex all day and night skip training everyday
GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
>>570530689Is Mambo okay?
>Kitakeks getting uppityRegaleira will wake up and show Croix du Nose how it's done
>>570531521>>570531489the CUTEST of boys!
>>570531453Do I get a reward
If you truly deserve it then just win it lol
>>570531637She has nothing in her head she's fine
Suzuka is Nilou's outfit
>>570531663
make love to you trainee
>>570531702He will
>>570531825Sure
>>570531825Dont have to tell me twice
>>570531665my next """release""" will be provided to you for free, no subscription required.
I know people get passionate with sports and stuff but this almost seems like parasociality with a horse and I cannot help but kek
>>570531812
>>570531995I love mares
>>570530953>>570530990So where's the real video?
>>570531825if only shichi wasn't a BLUEBALL TEASEstop teasing me you slut!
>>570531990Just give the link already bwo
>>570530990Uma is classified as 18+ now so kids are being gatekept. I didn't notice any changes but that's probably because Google already has everything they could ever want since I use Google Wallet. Same goes for Valve.
>>570531986i love maid shakur art
>>570531825Sure why not
>>570531825what's the difference between that and regular sex?t. kissless virgin
>>570532197that's me
>>570532073this is fair
>>570531995
>>570532230sex is masturbation but stickier, and way more tiringmaking love is the best feeling in the world
>>570532252It's rape time
>>570532162Shakur is turbo cute so i agree
>>570532230sex can be emotionless if the girl isn't into it shichi won't enjoy itmaking love is when the both you are clingy to each other
>>570531340nta but c'mon this is a little dishonest. not even his competition from tenno sho spring is there.it's still gonna be cool to see Croix do it but no one in japan has a problem admitting there's an asterisk next to it, why can't we?
>>570532262I miss stargate sg-1, that was a fun show
>>570532230Presumably physical vs emotional fulfillmentt. also kissless virgin
Winners make History when they overcome adversity, not when they're given it.You can root for Croix, but don't act assblasted as if it's an affront to God just because someone doesn't want him to win.
>>570532252Prove it
>>570532230umanko super grip
>570532385Retard.
>>570532337>spoilershe would demand you make love to herif you looked like you werent having a good time she would doubt herself, how you think of her, then spiral
>>570532230Emotional fulfillment I guess t. got hugged by the girl I liked 10 years ago and almost had a heart attack
>>570532385Smart
>>570532385I don’t mind when people root for others to win, it’s when you root for someone to lose that you start looking like a bitch unless you have some good justification for it
>>570530689uuuh... mambwos?
>>570532442video soon
>>570531998>>570532368>Did a full review of it some years back, and got a ton of clips out of it that I've yet to do anything withWhat a fun ride that show is, been such a long time as well, outside of random clips I see in TV.
>>570532385
>>570532575HES HUGGED A GIRLKILL HIM
FUCK MY LIFE
yall need jesus
>>570532337Shichi would only enjoy it if you maintain eye contact with her the whole timeso no dirty doggy style unfortunately
>>570532624>>570532709sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
I shan't be rolling for the worse CurrenWhere is Tacto cyniggers?
Seriously fuck my life I just sparked Gentildonna I only got 10k back whyyyyy
>>570532385REGALEIRA WILL BE THE VILLAIN TO STEAL THE CROWN
>>570532651I'll explode
>>570532798>>570532829>Gentildonna marry marry marry marry marry marry marry marry marry marry marry marry marry marry
>>570532829Meant to post this.
>>570532385croix has zero hype. people only like him because he came out of kitasan's balls.
>>570532709That is a really strong card banner, tooWhich probably means both those cards are getting powercrept soon
>>570532980>>570533005see >>570532798 for more information.
SHE IS FREE FROM NPC JAIL
>>570533049gwo the odds on him are like 1.1 because Japs want him to win and are all betting on him
>>570533064They do a lot of pick up card gacha, Anon.It's just a catch up mechanic.
>>570533005gentlemen, behold:a bucket
Oguri is smart
>>570530990I believe it didnt, but the implementention is so half assed that some stuff just took you for an adult without verification, so who knows
>>570532939Love freckles
>>570533005The better Curren wife was announced?
>>570533189I do not trust Cyge. This one is fairly premium for Lates, with no bad hits.
>>570533149
>curren getting the three stars treatmentI guess Sampson Big is locked in as the 6th anni shitter then
>>570532709WHAT THE FUCK WHY NOW OUT OF ALL TIMESFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>570533308is that the scamcha?
>>570533005The flower skirt looks awful desuwa
>>570533005>i'll have a pace chaserhow original>with medium aptitudedaring today aren't we
>>570533365Was Curren a loser?
>>570533376Nopers, just a rerunHas some really good Pace cards in there tooSomething fucky is about to happen
Wack ass final training
>>570533365bro where were you when sounds of earth was revealed to be a 3 stars uma
>>570533404
I want CDN to win so Kitasan never escapes the breeding mines.>>570533464She was a silver collector, never won a G1.
>>570533349>>570533275Now I don't have to post that HYPER BASED artist, thank you!
>>570533308>This one is fairly premium for Lates,Anon it's a pick up gacha.You pick 2 of multiple cards to be spark targets.
>>570533464Chan?nyoBouquet?nyes
>>570533469it's just a regular banner? huh. so like all ten things on rateup/sparkable?
>>570533476why not train speed then?youll probably get more power
>>570531078laurel and laurelposters owe me kisses
>>570531275wtf is this true?
>>570533518
>>570533554anklet made strength training better
>>570533538See>>570533529
when the FUCK is my nigga Blast Onepiece getting freed from NPC hell
>>570533723Anon that's a regular ass banner that frequently happens in JP
>>570533724Cygames is not yet ready for the sheer amount of umapyoi Blast Onepiece will do with her trainer when she's releasedIt would bump up the game's rating to R18
>>570533774
>>570533680
>>570533761The selection changes, though
>>570533761i think their point is that if they're putting speed teio and groove in the pick two banner already it means they're about to devastate the speed meta
Do not have sex with Curren's
>>570533810>card events are all about shilling uma x humanLmao
>>570533723oh it's a build your own, that makes more sensethanks
>>570533973The new Curren seems like a pure girl, I should be save with her
>>570533890>>570533891SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX
>>570533810Blast ain't getting shit, he's the only Arima Kinen winner who got his balls removed immediately after retirement.
>>570533924This isn't even the fucking first time. What is this dumbass paranoia
>>570533235>>570533476Holy crap that's a huge catchup on Wit.
>>570534059
>>570534086That's why uma musume existTo give happy endingsBlast will get her relentless sex here
>>570534159well idk man i don't play JP and this is the wrong fucking thread
can I get a QRD on curren?
>>570533656She marches to the beat of her own drum? Because she walks sidewaysEnd closer? Bottom of the sea floorThis is a crabKanimumusume
>>570534227Which one?
>>570534227A whore
>>570534319the other Curren
*coughs blood*My corner recovery...
>>570532709Curren Bouquet is so fucking pure and beautiful
>>570534159I am grudgeposting this if they release a super strong card in like two patches
>>570534312whats so dangerous about bouquet?
where's the guy that calls everyone fucking retarded when you need him?
>>570534269
>>570532709is she limited?
>>570534362Doesn't change
>>570534618No.
>>570534514He knows when it's time to leave
sex with /umaJP/ gaymer!
It's time for Bouquet to teach me (once again) the difference in strength between an umamusume and a ningen
Stego is so fucking cute. Thank you Cygames.
>>570534942
takarazakurakazukura kinen
why does curren wear a nametag on her hair instead of on her shirt, is she stupid?
>>570535093>>570535038Letting Stecute bounce on my dick, after she let me lift her by the hips, fucking her mid air or on the closest table.
>they released Sex in the jp serverlord, have mercy
>>570535212
>>570535229
Will the winner of takarazuka get the rice treatment if it isn't croix or nahhopefully not
>>570535038just go to thailand and get it out of your system already stegofag
>>570535483There are too many other goals that could be set today. It won't go down like that unless a complete rando wins.
>>570535038Suzuka my beloved.
>>570535523What?
>>570535590Im rooting for croix but if it isn't him i want a complete random jobber to take it, it would be too funny
>>570535617trading spit with my trainee on the turf
i can only cum from paizuri i conditioned my brain and cock to just get off to that i can pump a bitch or get my dick sucked but i will never cum unless i get paizuri it's so fucking over for me
>>570535483Become a fan favorite racehorse and umamusume? I hope so.
lol
>>570535483Probably not. IIRC Rice wasn't even one of the top favorites
croix winning would be another win for sunday racing, and that's a bad thing
gentildonna: no clothes on, penis in vagina
>>570535937i dont understand
I don't have Dober...
>exclusively run hanshin JF in MANT for months>get spooked by ines fujin>needs asahi stakes banners to level up (I have none)
>>570535934Meh, Croix and Kitamura are a good pair
>>570535937examples?
Any Maruzensky spawn in the race?
>>570536016good
>zero G1s>zero G2s>zero G3s>but she won the sweet pea stakesI kneel
>>570535617
How many platinums is the minimum required to have an opinion?
i find it crazy how an R riko gives me enough stamina to hit 800 in MANT
>>570536075Time to make her win the Breeder's cup
>>570536118all of them
>>570536181>>570536075she won MY breeders cup already
>>570535990>>570536060donna will teach torena
>>570535908Really? I would’ve thought his close second in the G2 right before and his stayer body would’ve sparked some interest in gamblers
>>570536075That's my goat!
>>570536118At least 80% Plat rate so 11
CDN dies tonight
I really, really love Stego's eyes man. They're actually like a sunset. I love Stego.
>>570535908Well you remember wrong, because Rice was the 2nd favorite for the Kikuka Sho and Tenno Sho when he won both.
>>570536287>>570536372Damn. I would have thought she's not favorite because of being boo'd
>>570536358There's max 2-3 anons with that many plats, and they're probably all buhis
>>570536358>>570536118How many plap rates though?
>>570531961Can we have the sauce this time?>>570532230Sex can be anything from anonymous roofie rape to giving your husband your virginity on your wedding night to hiring a prostitute to fill a social and emotional void. Making love is sex between two people that love each other deeply and are reinforcing that connection.>t. guy who lost his virginity to a prostitute days before his 40th birthday.
>>570536229Gentle wife will teach me sex while I teacher her sex
>>570536118you don't need any platinums to post but anyone with more than you is allowed to have their way with your trainee. that's how it's always been
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/11580626She won.
>>570536468I've gotten 10 and I'm f2p, I'm sure there's f2ps or light spenders with better win rates than me
You vvill listen to my 0 platinum advice
>>570532356>So dominant that other strong competitors skip the most prestigious race of the year rather than face you>asterisk
>>570536704Okay, I'm listening
>>570536363
>>570536704she beholds but she does not perceive
>>570536754That bikini is way too big for you tama-chang!
>>570536569Artist is feeri
>>570532721If Cygames made that canon it would be her first likable personality trait.>>570533005>>570532829Go back to your gook thread.
>>570536418The booing was exaggerated for the anime, it was more like a lack of applause. If Croix loses you can expect the same reaction.
>>570536719>most prestigious >japanlmao
>keibafags invading my generalwhy even hate on a horse and call it a fraud when the field has other G1 winners too
>>570536634Do you go full metafag with meta uma + debuffers or do you sometimes run oshi picks?
She will kill MILLIONS
>>570536812
>>57053663410 is way above average you gotta understand, sure. Im sure theres people with more specially buhis, but that sounds more like an upper percentile player thinking everyone can do the same. I know in my club no one has more than 6
>>570537037
>>570532230Conceptualize the difference between sharing a bed and sharing the rest of you're lives.
>>570537040>>570437973
W.C Bouquetd'or
>>570537037sperm-san pls don't die...
>>570536604The only ningen that can compete with umas
>>570536634i don't believe you since jp posters are all about lying
>>570537168V melting
Oh, stray Bouquet in random G2/3.
A new club during MANT?Yes that's right, ExcelUma (13/30) is looking for new members to join in its journey to be a comfy B-B+ club.>relaxed time during MANT>interested in competing for CM>no need to grind fans with no quota>a place to discuss f2p decks and goofy career runs>into spreadsheet autismthere will be gibs this month but as to how many is still unknown.Club ID588536995
>>570536468No need to be a buhi if you've been playing day 1 and follow the meta picks, or get extremely lucky.
>>570537037>>570537129>>570537347sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex holy fuck i wanna suck on those boingas!also stegochan
>>570536634what's your average winrate in CMs? I've kept at least 75% consistently and only have 7
Tacuteyon
>>570537037Please give her this bodytype and billions will die
>>570536418>>570536872IRL it was actually a different horse that received the brunt of the hate because his team used him as a rabbit which lured Bourbon into onigging. Blowgun or something, there's a video about it on youtube.
>get speed star during junior>job to NPC umas with D in distance and styleis the game calculating numbers right? lower numbers should not win under any circumstances
YOU DISGUSTING MANSTOP POSTING JP EXCLUSIVE UMAS!
>>570536790I actually have no advice other than to keep playing moderately as your priority is to enjoy the game
>>570536860extremely homosexual post
>>570536634>f2pBotted parents?
Curren Chan is cuter
>>570537707Which half are you referring to? I want to call you a faggot for the correct reason.
>>570536931I usually do meta, for MANT I've been forcing the meta Fronts everywhere since I didn't roll for CB and building Parents for multiple styles is too much work>>570537082Some of it is getting lucky in the Finals. In my club there's a guy with 12 and I think a few are also at around 10 wins. >>570537461Usually high 70s or low 80s. >>570537250I'm being honest tho
milkquetd'or is better than WHORREN chan
>>570537815the 100 times cuter curren
>>570537715nyo I don't run sweepy
>>570537780both?
the south will rise again desuhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxw8xg1lpp4
Curren Chan has a lot of experience having sex
Ok last post sorry.Bouquet cute. Also this was a great chance to hear Stego's Make Debut, I don't really get to listen to it enough.
>>570537212
>>570537917That's not possible since I haven't had sex with her yet
we HATE jp poster here
>>570538009She got tons of experience having sex with multiple other men
is it just me or does the game give you clearly rigged runs where you could have maxed out stats with 10 golds and you would still lose to a twin turbo with 10 purples
kwab du nord
>>570537917Yeah, with me.
>>570537586>lower numbers should not win under any circumstancesIt's all a gamble
>>570538114me on the left
When is the race ?
Evens = kwad du nordOdds = Croix du Goat
I have three plats, but the number would probably be higher if I had actually trained aces for all of them (six so far I just threw umas in there for carats). At this point I think I'm locked into skipping 15 at this point since I haven't even made any parents and I'm still mad about the Cygooks intern manipulating my races level bad RNG in 14.
>>570538187SHIRAOKI-SAMA ...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>570538187SEVENAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>570538187>7
six seven huehuehuehuehuehuehue *bursts into flames and dies*
>>570538229Just build open league Umas in a day or two.
>>570533464Bouquet was Chrono's Verxina equivalent pretty much (except even Xina was still able to win G1s) but in game they are besties along with everyone else in the '19 mare gen
>>570538328i laughed at this post
top or bottom
>>570537887So you're fudge packing faggot that only wants to do it from behind so he can stay in the closet without looking at breasts. Go back to your secret tranny club in the JP thread so you can larp about eating ass there instead of polluting our thread with your literal shit taste.
>>570538072Damn...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AthQ8gODQW4
Only one way to answer this.Please be honest! I know some people will lie but try your best to be honest.https://poal.me/bs9u5ghttps://poal.me/bs9u5ghttps://poal.me/bs9u5g
>>570538475I love my cute Tachwife which is NOT reddit by the way
>>570534458Everyone got mindbroken with her one line from her gold support card reminding the trainer that she's much stronger
>>570538475A million times bottom
>lost today's daily legend race
>>570538383The TT umas I emergency drafted into Aries won B Final, so I'll probably do that. On the other hand I think this is a good S Maru track so I might train just her because I really want her to win a plat for me (all three of the ones I have came from end closers).
>>570537582he died back in like 2021 or something after getting taken care of by a random housewife since he retired
>>570538524I'm a casual with 1 plat
>>570538596RAPE ME RAPE ME RAPE ME RAPE ME RAPE ME RAPE ME RAPE ME RAPE ME RAPE ME RAPE ME RAPE ME RAPE ME RAPE ME RAPE ME RAPE ME RAPE ME RAPE ME RAPE ME RAPE ME RAPE ME RAPE ME RAPE ME RAPE ME RAPE ME RAPE ME
>>570538475Tachyon is so pretty here
>>570538476>fucking a real woman(true) in her very real vagina(true) from behind is the same as putting your dick in a dude's shithole
Mile, sprint and dirt plats don't count btw
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/WfZ4LBobYfEI looked up chestnut horse on youtube and got thisWTF
>>570538631There was no legend race today though
>>570534227Very mild-mannered, kind uma. Loves flowers and gardening and has an attention for detail for the small things.She made an off comment once on how umas are stronger than ningen and now everyone likes to draw her overpowering her trainer.The real mare also had a condition where she would lactate randomly or something so she also gets associated with milk/cows.
>>570538752>https://poal.me/bs9u5gOnly if you prefer it over missionary and cowgirl!
make the sign of the devil and worship satan
>>570534227She is the designated lactation uma
>>570538821neither do Long plats
>>570538831
>>570538596>says this once>gets depicted as a rapist forever
Teach me how to get 1M fans with a single run
>>570538475tachy needs her meds
>>570538990Say no to brats
>>570538990make a deck with high fan bonus, pick an uma that easily can do all distances, get minimum stats, race
>>570538936>cute girl next door gf>that bodyhnnnnnnnnnng
>>570538328
>>570538971ehe my bad
>800k retentionit begins
do we have a graphic for the Takarazuka?
>>570539062erotic post
>>570538936post THAT image of her
>>570538936
https://poal.me/qs5r99
>>570539092>already sub 25k>still over a month of mantslop to go
>>570538475Cafe LOVE
>>570538990Oguri Cap + buy glowsticks
Eishin Flash has done irreparable damage to Tracen's morals
>>570539201sorry dia-chan but we worship HER here
>>570539294this is how cafe greets me when I come home from work
i dont want to jerk off to jp uma... I WANT TO BE HAPPY
>>570539201diabros...
Man fuck it not worth playing more uma until throne is outI got 13 days until deltarune, do I play>code vein>lies of P>ex33>Dragon quest 11I was leaning towards DQ but now I'm worried about finishing it in time
Are Firm track conditions common enough that you can use Firm Conditions on team trials?
2 HOURS UNTIL CRIOX DIES
>get med S>mfw
buebuebuebuebue
>>570539432Just use firm + wet
Maruzensky... cool people don't talk like that these days...
>>570538990Senior year has a lot of good G2s and the Sapporo Kinen during late August is worth as much as some G1s (this Maru ran it once). It's possible in URA, but obviously easier in MANT.
>>570539201>unironically picking the uma that friendzones you /uma/ has fallen
>>570539428She won in my heart
>>570539493Haha! Sixty seven!
>>570539478i could do that but would it still also be worth taking NTR for Firm Course Menace
>>570539531Dia scares me.
>>570539531>>unironically picking the uma that friendzones youThat's me
>2 HOURS UNTIL CRIOX DIES
Choose your fighter
>>570539432Yes. It's a 70/30 split in favor of firm.
>>570539568>sixty seven
wake me up when it's kinen time
diabros...
>>570539648>1-way ticketsAIIIEEEEE
>>570532709
>>570539531I wouldn't know since MANT doesn't let me read their stories and enjoy the game.
>>570539665thanks
>>570539586no
I want to vote for Duramente, why I can't vote for Duramente?
>>570539648I-I don't want to go to Dusseldorf...
kinen doesn't have the same "aura" as the kids say compared to saying DAHBY
>>570539770>>570532709>no mention of milklame
>>570539663
>>570539815I'll go in your stead
Really hope the staygoldtranny dies so we can stop getting worthless JP posting when no one plays jp here
Can JP niggers say if Curren 2 is meta or not
do you guys save gold hammers for TS Climax or go full rng on last shop update?I tend to save hammers after the las summer camp but sometimes I guess I should be using them on the last G1s
>>570539586That wouldn't be point efficient, you might want to run it through umalator to make sure you're at least getting a decent amount of distance out of it.
how come Creek never had another SSR so far?
>>570539932meta for my cock
Really hope the schizotranny dies so we can stop getting worthless off-topic posting when everyone is trying to enjoy the game here
>>570539849That’s for the onsen scene
>>570539953Save two hammers, gamble on third in shop
>>570539932META MIS HUEVOS EN TU BOCA
>>570540002how do you enjoy the game? I want to learn this skill
>>570539953I save two so that I'm never happy with the result.
WHEN IS THE RACE
>>570538027I only hate Keiba posters during the weekend
>>570539932DIE in a fire you DISGUSTING RACIST INCEL
how do we call Curren now that there's another Curren
>>570539953I pretty much always save 3 golden hammers. Everything else gets immediately used on the next G1.
>>570539813too clearly superior to both to make it interesting
>>570540002>worthless off-topicYou mean like the staygoldnigger posting only JP Uma despite this being the global thread?
>>570540129Wife
>>570540037
>>570540116>Look mom, I really owned the chuds this time!
>>570540073With one hand
>>570540116how is JP a racist word?
>>570540129chang
>>570540129Curren is CurrenBouquetd'or is Bouquet
>>570540129Chang
>>570540129Whorren same as always
nigger is a racist word. if you say nigger you are a racist and a bad person
>>570540116>I have sex btw hahaGood post HIV positive anon
keiba today?
>>570540257>if you say nigger you are a racist and a bad personYou're half right.
kitasan BLACK gave me the pass
>>570538475Why did Cafe lose all hope after S1?
So which honse would be acceptable for nips to win the Takarazuka that isn't Croix? Like they get actual claps instead of silence.
>>570540283I go to the swiss dahby today
>>570540257nigger
>>570540283yeah, croix is gonna win the spring crown today
How many hours until Takarazuka Kinen?
>>570540316It's rigged for Croix anyway
Why are non-racists on an anonymous forumDon't they have better places to virtue signal and suck each other's biracial cocks or something
>>570540257I don't quite understand. Can you repeat?
>>570540356>spring crown>look at calendar>summershikata ga nai
Dozo
>>570540316I would cheer for Tabaru
>>570538917>>570539290>25kMan a whole wave of trainers I know are burning out around the same timeit's like we're all feeling the death knell of this game, and it's sad, you wait long enough for something you're passionate about to be better, and eventually love/hate turns to apathy. There's no recovering from apathy, that's donevillewe can bicker all we want about botters and CM teams and gaslights and whale decks and whatever but ultimately it's meaningless if no one cares anymore because the game never updated
>>570540356I want to see a brand new Rice Shower moment though
>>570540453I'm glad she lost weightGood for her
>>570539985Cygames fear her power.
I just threw away all my hard work at the gym by going out for Taco Bell. Which umamusume should I be whipped by as punishment? Pic unrelated, she would just forgive me.
Umasraeli bots...
>>570540345sweepy's belly guh...>>570540415yes allow me to elaborateNIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
>>570540316Regaleira
>>570540345sleepy wouldn't say this
ENTERTHE STRONGEST GELDING
>>570540525Yeah thats easily fixed with umas anyway.
>>570540532
>>570540506Your wish is granted, Museum Mile will break a leg and get shotgunned in front of everyone
>>570540454Would a double Takarazuka that steals a triple crown from Croix be villain material?
>>570539932She's not meta but she's decent. She's a generalist pacer good in mid/long distance. Definitely more of an oshi pick since you can in theory run her anywhere and at worst lose out on her mid/long gold/evo skill if mutating for short/mile.
I'm gonna go see Obsession in cinema today with my trainee
>>570540532Mihono Bourbon, for maximum gym motivation >>570540506Anon I don’t think you want a rice shower moment in the FUCKING TAKARAZUKA KINEN OF ALL RACES
>>570539932She never won a graded race. Take a guess.
>>570540801Let us know if it's good, I've been thinking about going to it as well.
>>570540532it depends on what exactly you ate, so list it out, oinker
>>570540789I'll betray Maya for the younger Curren
>>570540801With Still in Love?
>>570540843Yes?
>>570540939What does it say?
>>570540345I think bloomers like that are way sexier than panties
>>570540843Truly Chang is the superior Curren
>>570540939Spechud does not look like that
>>5705409212 cheesy double beef burrito, 1 beefy potato griller, and a cheesy bean and rice burrito.
>>570540665her eyes are too pretty...
I like watching horror movies in theaters but I avoid watching them close to release because there's usually a lot of couples there and its noisy and I feel like a loser going alone
>>570541107ogrui......
Why don't burgers also create a spring and autumn triple crown too if the Original is too hard?
>>570541013something like "when a rural girl invites you to a 'exclusive restaurant'"
>>570541178sniff
>>570540506You wouldn't want a RICE SHOWER MOMENT in TAKARAZUKA KINEN, faggot
supah creeku
>>570541280SUPERSEXOOOOO
>>570540283 (Me)Damn it was probly my subconscious that picked the rabi PalmerHere's Makween getting mogged and Sanei Thank You getting Rice'd in the meantimehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Phj1t0Jpsx4
>>570541270I would Sunday Racing deserves another Liberty Island
>>570541280when she hugs you she holds you to her chest and you get to smell her lovely scent
>>570541280You must be this big to ride the Creeku
Meisho Komachi Granddaughter of both Symboli Kris S and Special Week,Grand Granddaughter of Neo Universe and related to Maruzensky wins the Sakasegawa Tokubetsu
>>570541537what does she smell like??
>>570541441A dirt Meisho... Meisho Hario?
sovl
>>570541559>Lady Shiraoki
>>570541559Cringe sire name
>>570541565Straight-up lovely
>>570541581babu front and center
Dantsu's fat umanko
>>570541178>>570541280i need her
>>570541581Finemo doro
>>570540939why are mexican uma players so fucking horny anywayit's pretty based
>>570541495
>>570541559Finally a Meisho winning, I had only seen them lose since yesterday
another day another uma with speed and power but nothing else past 600
>>570541947Have you considered not being poor
Monroe Walk wins the Yakumo Tokubetsu
>>570541880If these are ghost peppers, how come I can see them?
>>570540939SOVL>>570541896soulless (*nglospeak text)
>>570542004i try but my entire budget keeps getting used up on motorcycle stuff
>>570541880
CAM ON CROY!!!
Where are we watching the race
>>570541896Their country is literally run by (((Them))), who allow and probably fund narco-terrorists to run the land. They need a way to relieve the stress of existing
>>570542085the usual site
>>570542013Wdym? You can't see ghosts?
>>570542065That's pretty based, it's fine then as long as you have your umawife in any way shape or form in your motorcycle
A guy on one of the discords I chill in just posted one of my favorite lewd daiwa scarlet fanarts but it was a full blown video of her walkingher tits were absolutely sloshing around with COMICAL levels of bounce and looked a little bigger with each step and even had a lil bit of sweat going down her cleavage... and then he mentioned he can't make the video anymoreIt's fucking wild that those kinds of videos are just lost media now, we were in the middle of a coomer AI boom and it just died overnight
>>570542065vodkatore...
>>570542085on Kick boy doggos channel (or Boldog Hos) kick.com/b01doghosyou also can try your luck and search youtube for Livestreams of Takarazuka Kinen, I remember there was a really good stream with Oguri chibi avatar when b01's stream shat the bed in some recent race, I think Derby?
>>570542248none of you fuckers were paying any money to make that shit lol
When is Takarazuka?
What's the origin of calling her mambo anyway? Does it have something to do with the real horse?
>>570542351she does a little song and dance where she goes mambo mamboomatsuri mambo
>>570542343hour and 20 min
I think Tabaru deserves the Takarazuka more than Croix
>>57054234315:40 JSTin 1 hour and 22 minutes
>>570542351all it would had taken is one googlehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_umrMwoE_E
>>570542101You latinx love to blame everything but yourselves
>>570542425>>570542447Ty bwos
Croix wins the triple crown and USA wins the World Cup
Aren't people still making free porn with local models
uma musume?
>>570542585only still images, video creation requires way too much (or he stuff made locally just looks bad)
we horse now
Comme une Plume wins the Ashinoko Tokubetsu
I think Oguri posters should be killed
>>5705420851. VPN to Japan watch it for free on Youtube2. >>570542283 this but keep in mind the streamer is a salty chink and he could turn off the stream when there's something he doesn't like is happening3. Join the UNOFFICIAL english uma discord (the one that already exist before global)
>>570542634I think I've seen decent vids on /gif/ that were made locally but that was a long time ago. Haven't been on /gif/ in a while
>>570542449Yeah but what is /uma/ if not a place to discuss uma. I wasn't asking because I needed the answer, I was asking because I thought it was an interesting topic that could lead to some good posts depending on what the answer was. It's a cute song, I'm surprised that's all it took for the nickname though desu.
hi againwhen is gate startand yes I did ctrl+f
>>570542853>>570542447
>>570542853Sex me and I will tell you
>>570542351manbou means dancemambo is a horse namewhat machitan said is manbou not mambo like everyone believed (in uma mambo is El's condor)
>>570542756I'm watching just fine in the stream posted in the /uma/cord
>>570542884thanks gng>>570542894sex is bad>>570542959ohhh you're right I just checked, hopping in a sec
>>570542834It really took off with billibilli memes brainrot songshttps://youtu.be/ydd-Sz4iMjM
Miroir all the way from the back wins the Mukogawa Tokubetsu
>>570543165Is that Lovcen's silk?
>>570542992>sex is badSays who
How many hours till TkRzk
>>570543348Yup
>>570543414me
>>5705434521
I can't keep track of soccer, basketball, and horse racing across two countries all at the same time
who should I goon to before the race?
>>570543574
>>570543610No lo entenderias...
>>570542248It will be okay, anon.
>have trouble sleeping all day >finally get a nap in before the race >dreamt of cafe in the corner staring at me while I was parkouring inside a building I was being chased but I don’t know what and cafe was just there
>>570543729no one finds this sexy
>>570543663that ""blink"" at the start looked awful but the rest was okay
>>570542547latam will blame drugs/government/CIA and now fucking mossad
all of our agp cutie posters...gone
>>570543491You're wrong then...
>>570543729finally, a good fuku post
>>570543761You just say this to see more lewd fuku
Damn it /uma/. As your first-rate trainee I order you to purge these ERPers.
Haven't been here for a while, did the JP thread merge with the uma thread?
>>570543834But you're here, make up for them
sillyus
>>570543859ohokay...
WHO is responsible for putting Pace A on RyanMillions of parent runs fuckedAnyhow for Long Ends would you prioritize Daring Strike or NSM first?
>>570544017I want to fuck this creature like a tenga, cum and have it launched like a rocket
>>570542547unlike whites who accept full responsibility for all of their problems and would never blame the jews
>>570544057Daring Strike and it's not close.
>just noticed Seiun is also Aru from bocchiMY DICKKKKKK
>>570544057daring strike 500 billion times over
>>570544057Daring Strike is human rights bro
Chigiri Granddaughter of Fuji Kiseki and Grand Granddaughter of El Condor Pasa wins the Tsugarukaikyo Tokubetsu
>>570544114I also watched that short anon
>>570544114>>570544209>shortszoom zoom
so how does this work on a CM and would zenno be stronger if shes mutated into a front runner?
>>570544017Silly a cute!
>>570544240Zoomers watch tiktok though shorts are boomer coded
>>570544240Almost 40
>>570544083So you admit you're not white?
>>570544112>>570544126>>570544184Okay...How do I get NN then
>>570544319>>570544331sex with maruzensky and daiwa scarlet
>>570544331I’m the only sub 30 mfer here, therefore making me the strongest by default
>>570544412yeppers
>>570544319okay I'm a zoom I liedI used to watch yt shorts but then they made it so if you have recommended channels turned off they won't appearkind of good since I stopped rotting on it but still>>570544331hi.....that's so cool...
are pink sparks chosen from a/s only?
>>570544350I'm actually chinese
>>570544251>posting the description, not the actual conditionsIt's clearly a positional trigger requirement. A lot of pace/late uniques don't trigger in 1st, which makes them useless on a front.
>>570544472I don't have her!!!!
>>570544208>2010What a lazily named horse
>>570543610Nishino would NOT speak Spanish
>>570544083No, we blame the americans. Says the amerindian
>>570544456You shouldn't have sex with horses
>>570544494Slut
>>570544412she's free with your pulls man she's a 2*
>>570544573Let me guess, you dont have CB wit neither?
>>570544208>sundayman on both sides
>>570542248just wait until the chinese release another frontier model in about six months or sohttps://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1zZPQzuEEP/
>>570544412Doesn't Fine Motion teach it?
>>570544636they have good tech but are so absurdly censored and the guy you're replying to was talking about gigantic jiggling daiwa scarlet tits
>>570544251>front ggood luck with that
>>570544614*slaps you*>>570544615SORRY I'm not a PIGGERCB WIT IS A PIGGER CARDPIGGERCARDIDGAF
>>570544784>every SSR is for pigssorry for your loss
>>570544114What do you mean, there's no Aru in Bocch- ahh, you mean the other Bocchi.
Uma Haru Urara was perfectly engineered to get pity points
>>570544784>Only needs 1LB to function and had a solo bannerCB is the one of the least piggy SSRs in the game.
i still can't believe those disgusting city whores corrupted my innocent country bumpkin
>>570544784CB wit is a human rights card for ends, if you like ends you should have planned around. Thats just how it is. I plan my pulls around lates and you dont see me complain about pulling cards
>>570544719Uhhh censorship doesn't seem TOO bad looking at the related videos
Red Teleos wins the Enoshima Stakes
>>570544921woah dude, you can't expect people to actually have to plan their pulls with 4.5 years of foresight
>>570544818Kita, Pasa, Riko & Creek are everyman cardsFinemo is acceptable Any other SSR is PIGGERNo excuses
>>570544784I have had more than enough carats to roll for every uma and card I've wanted with minimal planning and the only thing I've spent on the game is getting the 20 bucks for a pick ticket dips. If you're having such a hard time and your only response is to flip a bitch and claim people who have something you don't are somehow bad then you're never going to win, you don't have the gumption. Even whales can muster enough of a fuck to pay attention to what they need and how to get it, you're making yourself into a joke to pretend you're above anyone when you're too dumb to figure any of this out on your own.
>>570544921>I plan my pulls around lateswhat're you eyeing? or was it stuff already?
i will just stick to open league
>>570545014...pasa?
>>570545082i'll stick my tongue in your open league
>>570544583Horse has a real name but the EN side of netkeiba sometimes doesn't add itI did try to find the name in other pages and couldn't find it, unless they actually went with Erstens 2010
Yep, this is the run.
>>570544739yeah haha that would be outrageous but unfortunately i am extremely stubborn and retarded
just woke upthe kinen is in 38 minutes, right?
>>570544784It’s okay. We are pulling CB with super creek
>>570545093power pasa was on the kita banner so a lot of people got it MLB
>>570544784Why does Dream Journey genuinely look like he’s being held back from murdering Ikezoe in like every pic they’re in like I get that he’s a violent tiny pony but it feels like he has some special hate towards him
>cards I havef2p friendly>cards I skippedPIGGER cards! Death to all PIGGERS!
>>570545171You guys really didn't reroll on the first kita banner?For what, the fucking spe speed card?
>>570544921>UHHHHNHHH YOU WANT TO USE MORE THAN ONE STYLE FOREVWD AND EVER AND EVER ALWAYS UNTIL EOS??? SORRY BWO YOU SHOULD'VE PULLED ON THIS ONE CARD CAUSE IF YOU DIDN'T IT'S OVERKill yourself bootlicker>>570544997If you're going to suck so mych COCK I recommend you try >>>/lgbt/ you massive fudgepacking taint licking flaming FAGGOT
>>570544948Proud of you, boy
>>570545171Saton Diamond stamina was the other card on the KSB banner
I skipped cb to roll on her rerun
THANK YOU LEMEME
>>570544879>solo bannerwhy would that matter?
>>570545231I can't speak for anyone else but I didn't start this game until the wedding event, I rerolled for 1 kita and suffered
>>570545231I had 2 of my favorite umas, I'm not gonna abandon them. Ended up working out since I got 3LB Pasa and MLB Kitasan from a single spark
>>570545174because he doesit's his love languagealso he wants to murder ikezoe less than everyone else
https://jiggie.fun/BKbT5Zhttps://jiggie.fun/BKbT5Zhttps://jiggie.fun/BKbT5Z
>>570545283Me too
>>570545158I have Creek MLB though...>>570545194You know it
>>570545345Is this sirius?
>>570545305are you retarded?
anyone got stream link?
>>570545231rerolling is gay
>>570545109Thanks for the effort. Even if the name is Erstens 2010 instead of 2010, that is still lazy ass naming. Dam name + birth year
If Croix wins, I don’t jack off for a weekIf any other horse wins, normal schedule If Regalira wins, I’ll fuck the next Uma posted
>>570545016If you are asking about my pull plan thats it here plus the umas I want regardless of style. I might roll on Neo on her banner or ticket her later, depending on how my previous rolls go/crystal used. The plan is based off what other recommended and my own considerations
>>570545392this entire conversation is retarded
>>570545174That’s just how Journey shows affection… it’s funnier once you realize he is a tiny horse
>>570545305It was basically impossible to not hit a useable MLB level in 200 pulls, compared to something like Fine Motion where you might keep getting the other card.
Mina de Oro wins the Hananomichi StakesTakarazuka Kinen in exactly 33 mins
>>570545414What happens if Tabaru wins?
eyes shutting, ngmiyou got this croix
>>570545463>MLB level in 200 pulls
>>570545470it was a hell of a run I didn't think for a second they'd stay in first the whole time
>>570545435>fenomeno BASED
CROIX BABYYYYYY
Which posters owe me sex?
>>570545463that's not how it works, the chance for each banner ssr is 0.75% regardless of how many there are
>>570545470I forgot to mention, Grand Grandson of Symboli Kris SG1 Paddock now
>>570545395b01doghos on kick>>570545231I just saved like a normal person
>>570545505I got 3LB on the finemo banner in 200 pulls
>Cruzeiro do SulBased name for a horse. Hope he wins
>>570545493Eh, I’ll jack it to a random uma cosplayer of the thread’s choice
>>570545531She is the first gold clan uma I wanted. Of course I'll get her
30 minutes until Croix du Nord wins bigly
LETS GO NUMBER 5
>>570545435>200 pulls basically every month plus the occasional 4/6 for a carddamn okay
>>570545495cute katsuragi ace
>>570545584nobody owes you sexyou must claim it with your own hands
My money is on regaleira. If I could legally bet in my state, that is. Thoughts and prayers, Regaleira.
>>570545584Mmmm no
haha you guys started gambling on real life horse races because of the horse girl videogame
>>570545864That's just rape
i like how the icon of hakodate is of a hot springs for horses
>>570545993>pic of hotspring ogurin
>>570545974i'm not that deep in yet
>>570545974just as cygays wanted
>>570545974too much paperwork
>>570545974I wish I put up money for Golden Tempo during the Belmont Stakes
>>570545989not if they consent
>>570545907She's not the dunce, you are. You're the one that failed, not her.
>>570545974>mfw I don't spend money at uma at all because I've been taught to gamble on horses at childhoodHelp
>>570545974Been tempted but the setup is too much work
So when Kinen
>>570545989
Marble Palace wins the Hakodate Nikkan Sports Hai
Anyone got the bloodlines chart for the race?
>>570546305I found this
MYSTERY WEI
Goes hard
Anyone got a link to the live race?
>>570546047but also >>570544921>>57054623517 mins
>>570546348Let's go Tabaru
>>570546348Much appreciated
>>570546348I want this to be Museum Mile's year but that's a rough gate
>>570546397Thats my hero OGURI CAP
>>570546395nice try JRA
ALL IN REGALEIRA >>570546348Current odds
>>570546397Horses are cute creatures LETS GO CROIX
lememe on a marecroix is DOOMED
>>570546489how do I read thiswhy don't the odds add up to 100%?
The only umas I can remember are Lovecen and Croix
a fucking leaf
>>570546508CB WIFEE
a fucking LEAF
>>570546556You just multiply the odds to your bet
Very cool Dober, thank you. I mean I suppose having Ramp Up, Straightaway Adept, and Let's Pump with 300 Speed 350 Power just isn't enough to win against these 170 Speed Umas.
>>570546556they're returns (per dollar bet)I don't know the maths behind them
>>570546546Which seasons is Lememe good at in again?
>>570546348>nothing under Shin Emperorkinda want him to win just for this
They fucked up the gates? Lmao
>>570546508why is she always in the rain and covered in dirt
>>570546643you're supposed to run junior races as pace
>>570546658he's an autumn warrior
>>570546658fall, especially kikuka sho
>>570545974I went to the Satsuki Sho while I was on vacation in Japan and bet on /our uma/ Lovcen
>>570546643where's your gwtf?
>>570546684That's the horse owned by CyberAgent's CEO, Cygames' parent company
>>570546556croix has 2.3 odds so you get 2.3x your bet if he wins and you bet on that, the implied chance of winning the race is 100/2.3 = 43.48%
>>570546348>1.1yeah alright
>>570546645It is based on how much is bet on each horse
>>570546703One of CB's most famous wins was fighting through the whole pack covered in mud in rain.
>>570546729Forever Young's French bro
I thought gambling was illegal in nipland, how does horse betting work?
>>570546716Will he cuck Lovcen in this years Klu Klux Klan show
>>570546834Horse betting is the 1 exception
THE FIX IS IN
Looks like its started raining now
Arsenaal has been withdrawn from the race, I hope it's nothing serious
FROM CLOUDY TO RAINFROM FIRM TO GOOD(WET)
>>570546834Maybe like pachinko, some retarded way to circumvent the whole thing
>>570546863He better not
Looks like Stinger Glass scratched
>>570546873Just like all the other exception like Pachinko?
>>570546834government sanctioned
>>570546834it's halal certified
>>570542547I'm sure Shekelstein and Soros are latinoamericans patriots.
o canada
>>570546834only some types of gambling, I know that pachinko, which TECHNICALLY is you winning 'balls' is legal, you trade the balls for prizes or money and I know horse betting is legal. There was a sumo referee some time back who got in deep shit for sports betting I believe on horses or duck races or some goober shit and everyone was shocked because he was old as fuck and to become a gyoji in sumo you have to start around 20 years old. Too old and you can't join up. He was forced to retire. Anyway I know they can gamble a bit
>>570546834It is run by the government
I want to see Regaleira winI love mares
>>570546923Pachinko has that loophole where it isn't technically gambling
HEAVY rain in Hanshin
Frontkeks when will they learn
>mile ticket>wins sprintconfusion.webm
huh that christmas horse just popped forward like it was nothing
>>570547015Fuck mares
>>570547034Isn't that like every year in June?
CROIX WILL WIN NO MATTER THE WEATHER
>Whiffed on OYL and Fast and FuriousMaybe it's good enough? Firm Conditons X is funny but probably meant that she wasn't a SS rank I'm tired of distance aptitude RNG
>>570547064GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>570547064Sprint is just a shorter Mile
7 and Croix will job
>>570547094are mares good for you?
>>570546863if he does it's probably not going to be with Peintre Naifhttps://en.netkeiba.com//news/news_detail.html?id=3804
>>570547145of course my neigha
good enough while I wait for throne
>>5705471457 and we will have a good time
>>570547034Rain will make Croix's victory even more epic
>>570547227>7
>>5705471457 and Regaleira wins
mares can be evil sometimes
>>570547227based good vibes poster
>>570547227
Meiner Ticket wins the Paradise StakesG1 in exactly 2 mins and 30 secs
>>570547034
>>5705472617 and I rape you
>>570547104Dirt course just went from Good to Heavy
>>570547227YEAAAAAAHHHHHH
BY THE VILLAINOUS POWERS VESTED IN ME BY RICE SHOWER I CURSE JAPAN WITH ANOTHER DECADE OF LARC LOSSES
>they summoned the frog rain shamans
i almost forgot that japan is one giant bog
>>570547265>sometimes
>>570547335>>570547335>>570547335GET IN
KINO HEAVY RAIN
>>570547115OYL is dogshit (2% of umas are winning after activating it on hakuraku for cm15) so probably good enough
>>570547261Regaleira!
GIVE CROIX ALL YOUR ENERGY
Wait this is Takarazuka Kinen number SIX SEVEN?
>>570547227thank you shiraoki-sama
LET'S GO SHIN EMPEROR
>>570545591>compared to something like Fine Motion where you might keep getting the other card.>>570545505You meant what I knew.
FUCK
Don't fuck this up horse, we already have meme magic in play from the Knicks win...
AIEEEWHY DID DISCORD JUST ADD "FRIEND STARTED PLAYING X" POPUP LIKE STEAMIM GONNA GET CALLED A PEDO FOR PLAYING UMA
>>570549557>WHY DID DISCORD JUST ADD "FRIEND STARTED PLAYING X" POPUP LIKE STEAMbro it's had that for years
uma players should wear their pedophilia as a badge of honor
>>570541178T-Tribute?
This is your wife now
