Previous: >>536640710https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBjhCpvBtykhttps://www.tekken-official.jp/tekken_news/?p=1529https://www.tekken-official.jp/tekken_news/?p=1533>Wavu Wikihttps://wavu.wiki/t/Main_Page>Glicko2 rating + player searchhttps://wank.wavu.wiki/abouthttps://www.ewgf.gg/https://kekken.com/>Terminologyhttps://wavu.wiki/t/Jargonhttps://wavu.wiki/t/Notation>Tekken 8 Character Overviewshttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1CG-ZUE6EqqQk7QSfc1feddeS8411f8t38EMFQ1Le9Cc/edit>Tekken 8 important combos and moves for each characterhttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vTsgbCJNSTKajMNlJvQleJOl0eTiEcV-PbeU0obDg1lsSqmz0lTtcD2k6NzfTPt7Db9Ua2dz1o_34Sv/pubhtml#
Xiaoyu.
asuka blyat
LUKE in TEKKEN 8
Big sis caught me looking at porn.
LOW NIGGER BTFO
sucky blowie died in tekken 7 btw
they took her from us
men really do make the best women, lads
my future son will never know I was a man
>>536784167Ugliest character in sf6
>>536784669Hope her tits are bigger for when she returns in s3.
lei wulong will be fat
S3 marduk chloe kuni and eve
>>536785873?
virtua fighter
>>536783910Well since you asked, I learned to use the internet too young and developed a mix of avoidant and schizoid traits. I've been using online message boards as a surrogate for real human interaction since I was around 11. My social failures simply compounded with age, pushing me further away from rectifying my mistakes and forming the bitter, insecure, apathetic person who's post you're reading today. Miary main btw.
>>536783948It's actually weird that Chloe didn't make it in 8. It's like she was the biggest newcomer in 7 aside from c*ckuma.
>>536787728the longer the wait the sweeter the payoff
>>536787728it's taking all this time to render each of her tit polygons.
>>536787910>wr3 into stanceTHANK YOU NAKATSU
!
gn niggas
Capcom Won
>>536787728tfw focused on playing her for the last year before T8 thinking she'd surely make it because I knew my main wouldn't
>>536787728>>536787910She'll be good fap bait
Guys... buffguy is dead...I’ve thought hard about this the past 4 days and have concluded that in order to maintain a positive environment in my community, something’s gotta give. I’ve been streaming for nearly a decade now, and I’ve been creating content on YouTube for nearly 12 years. I have NEVER felt this depressed, for lack of a better word, in regards to my stream or content creating. I used to turn to streaming and content creation as a way to positively cope with reality. Nowadays, streaming has become more stressful to me than anything. So I’m taking a step back for the time being. No more Tekken going forward. I’m sorry to disappoint those of you that this affects, but hopefully you can come enjoy the streams going forward, come talk some shit, and enjoy yourselves. I’ll be sticking with the old franchises I used to stream before I blew up from the Tekken content. Metal gear, resident evil, splinter cell, Hitman, maybe even syphon Filter. I May also do some dual streams going forward with my lady <@757435005046882324> so stay tuned for those. Goodbye, Tekken 8. Was initially fun while it lasted but it’s just become far too toxic to find any enjoyment in anymore. See you guys next stream, much love as always, and thanks for your continued support
>>536790312another mishimacel DOWN waifuchads WON
>>536790312i can't see it
>>536790312VolGAWD won
>>536783948based op>>536784669based chloe enjoyer
murray x cr7
Wavu is down. how can I check Anna's moves now
>>536787728She's DLC1 of Season 3. Miguel is DLC3. Not sure about the rest.
HOLY SHIT ALIENS ARE HEREIT'S REAL WE ARE FUCKED
AN ALIEN JUST PLUGGED ON ME IN RANKED
It was never plausible that only Earth could have possibly harbored lifeforms anyway
tekken lore proves hollow earth theory
>>536793945>not sure about the rest Oh you know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeymF7A49sgthese niggas were garbage. i dont trust any take about these old ass games, pakistan taught the world proper tekken, any thing before 2019 is fake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1j2ldOtOcUkhwoarang joint
>>536795051rip gen though fr koreans are bitchmade for snitching on him
Bend that ass over (baow), let that coochie breathe (yeah)Shake that ass, bitch, hands on your knees (ho)Hands on your knees (ho), hands on your knees (now)Shake that ass for Steve (yup), now shake that ass for me
>>536791005I'd fuck that Lili
>>536796496does steve enjoy the taste of shit too?
>>536795051JDCR did the wrong Dragunov BnB for the whole of T7 season 1 and still won EVO. If Atif was around in tag 2 he would have cooked these frauds.
Rollie gang, patty gang, rich baby daddy gangI'm with Anna like I'm at a Cincinnati gameHood bitch, tat her gang 'fore she tat her nameReal bitch, held me down 'fore I had a nameHeard there's money on my head, what is that to me?I put a hunnid bands on him, he put a rack on meWe from two different worlds, but it's a match to meThe bend it over only time she turn her back on me, for real
Nahhh you nigga speak of Tag 2 like it released in 2011 or somfer its not been that long
>>536796505No you wouldn't.
lol
>>536797645what game is this ?
>>536797081That one too. Both outfits are pure sex
>>536797731smellken 8
I finally made a smurf account to practice playing on my weakside, my main is GoD what should I name myself
>>536798504BlackHeart59
>>536799021good idea anon
Tekken x Christian Ronald (from the critically acclaimed Fatal Fury series) joint yay or nay?
>>536799448>>536793338
>>536797645cheater?
annas watery farts
nice general
dead shit game
anyone here ?
>>536806040we're too busy playing non-tekken games.
grim stuff
>>536790312i wonder if its our fault lmao
Sukeban Reina niggahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFIi4hijqJ4
>think about reinstalling Tekken 8>see this shit on twitterhttps://x.com/seppaevil46/status/1959722893430214826
>>536811315Funny enough it actually ends up hitting her because he dashes INTO the fist after sidestepping
Dewglider is GoD 2.
Kazuya should snap Nina's neck
>>536815682alright time to fap I've played enough tekken for today>bryan bryan kazuya xiaoyu bryan yoshimitsuyeah great fucking games
>>536815682post her cock
Why did most of the top Americans from the T6/tag 2 era fall off when 7 came out? Besides anakin and jimmy
They could not meet the increased skill requirements of Tekken 7.
>>536813747
dead
Tampa Never Sleeps has gone 101% greedy.fuck them
>>536816418they aged out of competition. guys like justframejames, fab, bronson, and crow were all like 30 when tag 2 came out
What they do
does anyone on the roster have a bite attack?
bears
me ;...;
I would bite myself if I was flexible enough to do it.Kazuya main btw
>>536819172oh right the bite grab move, that shit is wild
>>536819582Nigga just bite your hand
has anybody tried nano banana with tekken characters
King Jae is having the funny faces of depression again, closing his eyes at every launcher, shit's so funny. He thinks he's against cheaters. 98 Def at Tekken Emperor on console? IMPOSSIBLE!
How does bruv make money is the real question
Btw did they unbuff steve? I remember that character being retarded when s2 dropped
Lmaooo was that an anon triggering King Jae's ban?
>>536821937the heat smash i believe maybe made it not plus i think or less plus
>>536821519lel
don't reply to yourself
I'll boot up Tekken 8 next week after the new patch drops
cyboo
bamco can't afford to update tekken 8 anymore
They should just go the gooning route. Miary is a step in the right direction
>>536827892Eliza, Julia, Lucky Chloe and just make all of them even sluttier. Tekken is saved.
>>536827892they made uglier thou
>>536827979If all three make it Im apologizing to M.
They should make season 3 all girls
havent done anything poroductive today not even play TEKKEN 8
King Jae being raided by Hwo discord one and doning him. Lmao oh my days.
>>536827979you're forgetting someone
>>536827979Fuck off.I only want Josie and Kuni.
Kuni got replaced by Reina
aaaaaa
>>536830658what's the qrd on this meme now?
did the ranks inflate to where they were last season all over again?
i earned my rank
/tekdead/
We need more lucky Chloe to save this thread
>everything is either the same spam, bait or insults>they wonder why no one wants to postjust die please
i can't die yet i'm not caught up on one piece
the eight chan thread was like 2 times more active than this
newbluds see page 8 once in a blue moon and suddenly the world is ending
are you posting from your phone i think they banned you yesterday
>>536841430i see it everyday actually
>clive does f3>punish with jabs>nothing connects. not 10f not 12fnigger game nigger dev
would this of been bettah
no from my desktop the only post i even made yesterday was a mm2surray shitpost
>>536799448the first cryptid game dev
joint is uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tID6V9md8B8
>>536843606deahhhh
>>536843606does he play tekken
M exposed
>>536794636would be kino and TMM would seethe endlessly about her, so you know bandai would never do it
>>536851459Honestly i can see bamco not taking the offer because that's how fucking retarded they are. They get begged by a fan to import their coom goddess into the game for coom money. Only retards would say no so bamco
made some gems back in the day
>boot up t8>match cheaters and lagswitchersjust fucking kill yourselves holy shitthe game is already insufferable as it isgodfucking dammit these fucking subhumans
issa game
>iSsA gAmE r u mad? didi i make u mad? lol u repliedwow good jobthis is the most attention you will ever get in your miserable, worthless existence
blud is getting heated over d8 nah somebody clip dat
Forgot open photo mode to do some pinups with asuka again
if you getting behind hwo and you're still getting hit by an attack that should whiff, you'd be pretty fucking pissed toohow the fuck do you go behind someone and he still can outmash you because the game doesn't allow him to whiff even during the animation?How?
everything about this game pisses me off
I dont think its reasonable to expect GoDs to know the Hwo matchup. It's that hard.
depends what you mean by GoD since it's a whole spectrum now with the lowest being S1 tekken king level
>hwo matchup>it's just wait until the hwo decides to do a punishable attack while he loops his offense infinitely or gamble and pray you don't get clipped by his shitty hitboxes
Blackheart59 is streaming
streamers piss me off too>aaaah the game is full of cheaters and it sucks but please wathc me play it and give me money!!what the fuck kind of cognitive dissonance is that?
>blockheart
Duet night abyss will be the final nail in the dilate8 coffin
>issa
im a cheeseyoni typa gal
>slept poorly>trying to recall what i dreamed>it was tekken relatedbros i'm on my way to my seizure i guess
>>536856848DMCbros...
>>536852732nice birthing hips
An old gears head gifted me the game guess it's gnasher time again
i got drunk yesterday, and im pretty sure I told a girl I play tekken. Its over for me
https://youtu.be/_oI-LsEzZzM
my brain shuts off temporarily when i get hit with a jab or dickjab
OUR TIME IS N-
Rosemi lovecock lmao jokes aside i have no idea who that is
i read it as that first too and was just about to make the same joke
thought it said lovelock for a moment
tried some renaissance style religious joint in left im not convinced
>>536859812trash
>>536859812Nice trannies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4SomzsJpxorosemi used to play Noctis maybe she starts streaming her greenie gameplay again
>rosemi lovecock >played cockdicks It checks out
deadcock new hero releases today
Blackcock59 is streaming
>>536859812right one nicer if anything
>>536859812stick to aunt jamilya sis
stick to men
>>536858934Tekken fraud
https://youtu.be/6PhgJypYR7w?si=dnzc16zCF_-yUJyMit's up
>>536862723where's the rage and the heat
T8 is so garbage it's unrealHow can any of you still play this game
I play it to ensure I get dementia, you couldn't understand, normie.
This game is trash, vf6 is gonna shit sooooo hard on t8 filled with troon faggots and niggers
me?next Kage main
fyi i will be a day 1 eve main doesn't matter if she weak or broken if she happens to be broken then lucky i guess
eve owes me sex
>>536862723>short combos>not gimmicksDo you really think a dry fighting game is UNMARKETABLE nowdays?
>KBD is le good>sidestep is gimmick
sidestepping is a stance
sidestepping is a rng if you really think about ir
My balls hurt when I play tekken, but not with any other game. What does that mean
it means you need to check with doctor
but i hate the doctor
murray and harada make more money than doctors. this is society
mine gives out candies and i love him very much, he always tell me i'm a good boy (i'm 33)
Capcom exposed
People think Tekken is sweet until they hit that Tekken king/bushin hard stuck arc lmao
>>536865987>People think Tekken is sweetI never do
>>536865987go pay child support emery
>>536865632looks like a good fit for ken, i would fuck the guy btw
>>536865987>until they hit that Tekken kingI never do
>>536865632He's 100% right though
>>536865632>>536868550name 1 game made in Africa
>>536868878Assassin's Creed Shadows.
>>536868878Tekken 8
that game when they put a tyre around a nig and set him on fire. what is it called
>>536870270Tekken 8
...deh
that looks like Ronaldo chasing a homo erectus at the zoo
murray superstar
can't believe ronaldo is coming in s3
coming to rape miary
>miary>murrayyo
>no Leoanon>no exposed anon>no Asukaanon>no tranny talkIt's really over isn't it...
My dick is a TUBAL LIGATION
men? huge fan
all they have to do is put a Naruto character in the game like Jiraiya
Miirio spent an entire year slurping shit before quitting to play League of Legends. Actual brainlet.
jiraya is from bleach though and they already got a bamco game
>>536876507literally who
>>536876553Jiraiya bro he taught Naruto the Rasengan
>>536876573This thread sucks nowadays.
>>536876629nah kakashi did that you are remembering wrong
i peed on my shirt again
a tranny complimented me on mic during an online match and I felt things..
was he aimbotting
no idea, but he sure hit my heart
end of summer depression sucks
>murray drops season2>starts flamewars on X for 4 months>suddenly goes silent >game dies>release fakumrum dlc as his victory lapis anybody else a lil shocked that it was so easy to kill this 30 year old legacy ip?
>>536881712
where did medusa go
who cares
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AX8bP4dZV_Q
lets talk about tekkenit's time for tekken talk
i active my fahkumram card
I don't have in depth knowledge of the game beyond my own experiences,but I don't think it really takes a genius to point out the negative direction that Tekken has been heading in.
hopefully medus went to suicide bomb israel for his country (not germany)
this is the perfect moment murrayrelease Xiao Meng
bring me back to ut2004
You wantu ganryu? You say ganryu?
we are definitely getting a patch in september
This game is terrible
Tekken 8 is the best tekken game to date
on opposite day
>>536881712Just move to some country with nice weather and enjoy the endless summer Favelas in Brazil ain't expensive
Blue Archive cured my depression
Scream out loud if you feel aliveWasted love, I've been up all nightSober up, put your head on iceIt's a homicideEvery night, you're walkingCloser to the edge of the road2 AM, I'm wonderingIf you should be all on your ownYou can carry your throne, carry your throneBut, you never have to be all aloneYou can carry your throne, carry your throneBut, you never have to be all alone
>>536859812pantsu...
Blud wants anon to have 300 ping in a favella
>>536865632I'm not talking about it because I am literally incapable of giving a shit about that movie. It is OBVIOUSLY going to be fucking horrid, there is literally no reason to think otherwise, and this one won't have Raul Julia to salvage it partially.
I am lonely. Time for Tekken
LANDMINE
what is the go-to meal after a session of good ass Tekken?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uj6LIjpxY-ITHREAD THEME
>>536897867depends on who you main, as a kazuya main myself, sausage is definitely my go-to
>>536897867shit from an anusanna main btw
https://x.com/savagekingogre/status/1960702697146831245?s=46
that new shooter likes some of the music artists i like
>>536897867a cigarette and some gin
>>536898810warn us when it's your turn
i agree
so is posting on social media, so is playing video games, so is existing
does that nigga ever shut up
unironically, knowing that we will die (literally unavoidable) and yet we still "live" (aka work ourselves into dementia) is literally mental illness, like the absolute highest peak mental illness to exist.heihachi main btw
I think on the whole though most people who have stayed with tekken for so long probably have some sort of mental illness
Work?
content sloppers went from>noooo cheaters aren't real you just suck git gud lab more to>everyone is cheating in online games oh em geecheaters are subhumans but posting on twitter to farm engagement just because you believe you don't need to get a job if you get a lot of imaginary numbers is more mentally illdeath to content sloppers
blud is jealous others make money with tekken while he has to 9-5 or starve on neetbux lol
joe budden proved he was a real oneand they immediately stopped him
>>536901279nigga that's envy, not jealousy
>>536901367>In its original meaning, jealousy is distinct from envy, though the two terms have popularly become synonymous in the English language, with jealousy now also taking on the definition originally used for envy alone. These two emotions are often confused with each other, since they tend to appear in the same situation.mmm I see, the more you know
>play ranked, Bushin>fought an auto low parrying Shaheen, Jin and Jun in an hour of playingI uninstalled this shit so fast lmao. This shit is unbearable and unfun. I wish PoE2 comes out of beta soon
>being jealous of destroying your soul and engagementbaiting on twatter for 0.5c1,2k neetbux breddy comfy tho
THE NEW SHOOTER MAINED JIN
>The new shooterbuddy which one of the 8 in the last hour
>never punishes>misinput a jab>instant duck into launcheryeah fuck off
the (ex) jin main
new macroblank
some cheater faggot turned my controller off mid combo
honestly unless they hit top 5 in the high score list there's no point even reporting if it's in the USA
majority of shooting happen due to anime
bro i just want to play the game and not have to deal with your miserable ass cheating at a video game because his daddy won't come back
>fujin>kazooya>the faggot start to use special style>he won>i lostMoorray won
>kaz mirror>he has auto duck and auto block>activate special style>gets hit by every sweep>spam electrics at the wall>he presses>i win>doesn't rematchlmao
murray's movements in the last 24 hours are unaccounted for
are you implying something, m8?
>me>visit tekgen>reads first part of anon's blog>go to pee>come back>read second part of anon's bloglmao
I don't think either is better in design, I think they are both mickey mouse.From TTT2 to T7, we saw people with zero defense turn into Knee because they can kbd and random timing CH launch.In T8, we see people with zero offense turn into El Negro because they can press heat and do mix.T8 is just more fun imo because you have to be more engaged to survive/play/win.
im not well
It's insane how many times players with insane defense and that have every read and guess right every single time lose to special style
No one's buying it Stephen you can stop now
I've never lost to special style so not sure what you mean bub
>fight flame rule console bryan with 20 win streak>never presses>always has the reads and ch>activate special style>he wouldn't know because i set it to hide>start pressing buttons>he starts mashing like a maniacthat's input reading scripts
>>536904676kino7
>>536902607Can a cheater really do that? I was playing the other day and my combos keep cutting off during this one match against a Leo. I checked the replay and I was pressing the right inputs but the move, specifically 3,2 then backsway with Paul, was not working against this one guy, just this one guy. Paul was not doing the move. Really fucking weird match.
>>536874853I dont know if im asukaanon or one of the other asukaposters is asukaanon
>>536908330it should be theoretically possible ,but unlikely
A cheater turned off my anal beads mid match i was winning too
>>536909398https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwNN1PSrydEheh that reminds me
you can induce minor lag to fuck over combos for your opponent, either by alt tabbing or having a physical lagswitchi was playing a ttv guy the other day and i would have won the game if i did the rage art during my combo, i pressed the button and it didn't come out and all my inputs were lagging after that all of suddenisn't the first time it happens like thisin a quick match mind youthese people are pathetic as fuckholy shit
>>536909875>inb4 the usual retard saying "maybe it's an issue with you"if it was, i would also happen to my opponentsit never does even when i alt tab
skill issue
damn nigga I didnt even bother reading all that shit.
damn nigga no wonder the general is dying when you spam retarded ass zoomer replies when anyone posts anything more than your shitty brain rot cancerkill yourselves already you street shitting waste of oxygen
next char
VF6 will actually use a rudimentary form of time travel to achieve frame perfect netcode.
mashen 8 doesn’t deserve a living general
>reddit spacing>retardtale as old as time
>>536910471which is what sf6 already use, therefore nothing spectacular
So picture this: it’s 3AM, smoky neon haze off the Vegas strip, and I’m sitting in a greasy spoon diner with my girl—full Lili cosplay still on from EVO afterparties. Lace gloves, white dress, the whole "rich girl ready to stomp you in heels" aesthetic. We’re halfway through a stack of pancakes when the Street Fighter 6 dev team stumbles in. They’ve been drinking, loud, and they spot me rocking a Tekken hoodie.One of them slams his hand on my table, slurring:“Tekken bot, huh? That game’s just 3D rock-paper-scissors with extra steps. Try anti-airing in 3D, coward.”I sip my coffee, deadpan:“Better than needing drive impact training wheels just to play neutral.”The diner goes silent. My Lili GF crosses her arms like she’s about to taunt cancel IRL.The drunkest dev challenges me—first-to-3, right there in the diner. The waitress plugs in her kid’s Switch, we grab Joy-Cons. I pick Kazuya, he picks Ryu. Motion controls. Every EWGF input feels like I’m swatting flies, but somehow I land them. Crowd of drunk tourists gathers around like it’s the fight of the century.Final round, last pixel—he goes for raw Shinku Hadoken. I flick my Joy-Con like I’m shaking off ketchup, hit a sidestep electric… BOOM. KO. The whole diner erupts.The dev just stares at the screen, muttering, “They’re not even supposed to work in motion controls…” before slumping back into his booth.My Lili GF leans in, whispers:“Next time, order waffles. They’re easier to juggle.”
blud thinks we're reading his chatgpt prompts
who i play in tekken if im called Anita Buruchef
>>536911032TLDR: SF6 chad raped me and my Lili “GF”
If I were to pick Shaheen as my next main, what would you think of me?
good guy tryhard
DANG ISSA JOSIE MAIN LOOK LIKE?
>>536911032i read that
>only boring normiecore streamers on rn
hows mgs
>>536913405Joka is cool
>>536912854god i hate women
>>536874853As i said, forgot to make some new screenshots with Asuka. Idk when im able to do new ones for y'all
>>536882072Not really no. They already did it with tag 2 and tekken 7 only succeeded because capcom fucked up sfv so this was expected after people eating up murray and harada's "don't ask me for shit" during tekken 7.
>>536914850ruined
>wins with an unironic nerfed honest mid tier through pure skill>crickets from the community and tone policing about bullying pakis
>>536915683>Dragunov>mid tierin what universe
>>536915785This one.
drag get hatchet kick
>>536904676rare gen flashback
name a bigger upset than this
grandpa was locked in
i can't believe the 6 time EVO champion lost so early
>>536916680Not his fault nobody blocked low.
>EVO champ arslan gets washed in EWC>EVO champ menard gets washed in EWCcuriousI'm about to notice
yup. and jin kazama got a useless d2 from dragunov
it's not a hatchet kick because it's launch punishable
>>536917806arslan literally had no gameplan against qudans doing dickjab
lets start speculating about the next guest character in tekken 8, I think Emma Frost would be a good get
i was never meant to be a man
I think you should shut the fuck up
>>536918804lows so ass have to dick jab
True Heihachi and Reina need more lows.
everything sucks
>>536912854god i love women
https://x.com/TEKKEN_Project/status/1960584133710897189Marduku?!!
>>536828092I wanted her to look like this. Did they change her?
>>536920047yeahp
>>536920267Fuck, why did they change her though? What was the supposed reason this time? Racism?
>>536920390honestly i dont see it as being like a politically correct joint. it was more like it felt like they were trying to shit on the madagascarian women by mkaing some asian chick and then they tweaked it to be nicer to the madagascarian niggas. obviously its related to PC culture though still but it felt like it was done on good faith. unfortunately for me t he result isnt as good looking as the original.
>>536920390Where do you even see the changes you fucking retard?
>>536920267right is betteri need her to nurse me with handjobs with jun
blud sees an 18 year old and wants him to be his mommy
>>536920662Trying too hard, settle down.
she has that motherly face my niggasthey should've made her older
>>536920823>>536920935Stop spamming
>>536921038im sorry it's just that jun doesn't exist and isn't giving me gloved handjobs so im not happy right now ok?
Pakistan Is No Longer The Best Tekken Region... TMM Talks
niggas want the team that okay'd OI GUV to do nuanced representation lmao
MOMMA JUN OWES ME SEX
>>536921284Pakistani are streetshitters but TMM is a swedecuck who's also gay.
vlackjart nigga too funny
ASUKA OWES ME SEX
you're my next victim OUGHHHHH
I don't even play the game so find yourself another victim
MURRAY MURRAY IF YOUR HEREI RUN OUT OF CUSTOMIZATION SLUTSPLEASE MAKE IT 40
>tekken general doesn't get tekken references it's over
havent played since clive
Started playing since fahk
NINA OWES ME SEX
24ers won
>lost to leo masher trying me new subpar xiaoyu customization>plugged at 1 pixelFuck this game block me faggot
I want to plug Leo
when im not playing regularly i just plug because my mind is not used to losing. i only dont plug when ive been playing consistently.
>>536921967>bavarian bokekimo
>>536923087Fahk who? He is ugly and trying too hard. I'll take the girl.
>should i adapt to the game and win?>no. it's the game is wrong and that's why i'm losing
Every player I liked watching has already quitI just had my 14f high crush lose to a generic d3 while +17Fuck this shit game and fuck everyone who defends this trash
what is your guyses honest takes if i keep spamming my customizations over and over should i refrain almost entirely or should i keep going XDDDD
keep going linganoni get hard every time i see one of your customs
why can't Kojima write basic dialogue?
This is the first time I visit this general. Why is everyone posting like a retarded nigger?
17ers and 24ers are too much to overcome im back to tag2
Because everyone here is one and the
the default posting style is if youre 1. black2. jamaican3. sarcastic4. retarded
>>536923759might make a bane edit out of this
>>536923562Tekken 8 rots the brain.
hey haradaremember?we had home work
and here's the homework
>>536923520GOOD GOD
>>536924193DOODS THIS IS HUGEE
nakatsu peed on us all and he didnt even told us it’s raining
>>536923520He goes beyond dialogues. He writes stories. You wouldn't understand, Devil Jin main.
In tribal culters, the other tribesmen would realise that I am a friendless nuisance, and would euthanise me with an axe to the back of the skull in my sleepIn modern society, my pitiful life is considered sacred and I am gaslit into believing that I don't have the right to take my own life, the process of which would be extremely painful and prone to failure even if I was ultimately successful.
>>536925160this is a girly mealyou got me horny
toddlers write and tell stories too
I'm still recovering from the Game Awards Clive announcement
murray was once young and ripe
no other game can claim their GOAT met the pope
chanel has more chances of winning a tournament than me finding a job
Genmaji Temple is an example of greed gone too far
Live Anna reaction to the state of this general without me spamming her
>>536927269that mouthmy dirty anusyou do the math
should Reina keep her jacket on, or should she take it off?
>>536927269blow-up doll.
>yagami reverses sweep chanel in 5-4>qudans shuts down fraudslanwhy are mishimas so kino in ewc
female mishima cosplay
>>536927834i didn't give you permission to post me here
>reina>nu-hachinot real mishimas I'm afraid
Reina irl would be so sexy bros
>>536928053reina irl would be a hideous beast just like every asian without makeup.
>>536927834this better not be a dude
>>536927834Shes a dragunov gooner
What is Murray planning bros...
I thought of myself as a person for the first time in years, perhaps decades, and the thought both excited and unsettled me, so much so that I forcibly suppressed the idea and went back to thinking of myself as an outside observer, a sort of cosmic interloper whose powers of observation and manipulation are limited to that of a typical human if you will.Then I listened to Lohengrin my Richard Wagner, the music was beautiful but I remembered that Lohengrin was written before authors grasped moral relativism and the opera went from a soulful masterpiece to a grey script, where I was no longer capable of perceiving the beauty, only the structure. In my mundane state I decided I'd rather listen to Franz Liszt instead, which kept me from suffering a panic attack for the rest of the train ride. DVJ main btw.
aint reading that pal
GUESS WHO'S BACK
>>536928952would
>>536928952he looks like drake bell
>>536928952
>>536930127God what a dogshit trailer, and what an unlikable character.
>>536930127i need to smell her mouth
>>536928952my perception of landon worsens with every new emily picture
>>536928952who is the person in the middle?
>>536930821a fine woman
>>536930821
>>536932420i don't think its the same person the face and name are different
that magmablud leaving his best autogynophilic life in the midsts of worth shattering, a poetic final cry before anihilation
>>536932420the fact that they were able to get away with so many instances of "nigga" speaks volumes
>there are people who actually play alisadats crazy
>>536933643:3
I'm in Dewglider's stream.
i would a tekktranny and im not afraid to say it
didn't ask
i would a tekkmilf and im not afraid to say it
not a counter hit btw
>>536928952Lidio is ready.
>>536928952i'm not gonna judge anyone for fucking a tranny but this is just a nigga with a wig
>>536928952Reinbros... we've lost the troon off
Tekken shop is disgusting. The fact there wasn't outcry so severe people feared their lives is a joke. If, you hypothetically wanted everything in this full price game, you'd be paying the price of multiple full priced games for the amount of "tekken coins" needed.They literally have done one of the most transparent jewish tricks of obfuscation to slip that under peoples noses, by telling you the tekken coin prices rather than just slapping dollar amounts on them. Every game community needs brute psychopaths ready to start fires if you want anything good preserved. All overpriced and terribly jewish. This is even more attrocious than character customization packs, which would be drastically prefferable because you know they wouldn't price it at 120 fucking dollars. Scummy. Should be literally illegal.
people who play this game are such cocksuckers, acting like manchildren over the smallest perceived slights. tekken god and above everyone is the biggest faggot on the planet i hope you all get in horrible car accidents
>>536935510every whorerang player is 5 ranks above his actual rank, I mean it, EVERY SINGLE ONE, even hworangutan pro mains, infact we have yet to see a real one compteting in tourneys, he'd clear everyone free but alas the character just leds itself to autopilot retard checking and since most who play him have too low iq they cannot adapt ever.
>>536937460they gave every single character braindead autopilot flowcharts. there is not one character that isn't retarded in this game
what is that tranny doing now anyway?
it's so nice that high IQ brainiacs like speedkicks and landon D gave a space to this nigga despite his uniqueness. goes to show higher intelligence trascends bounds
>>536937943it's really funny they tattled on him though
>>536937725you clearly have not played enough hwos, or are a hwo downplayer, nigga can alter his flowchart in ways that will make you question life itself, custom strings with new checks everytime, dynamic brain chemistry alteration. Everyone else can be beat by simple labbing, you will never lab hwo, you can not, he is designed to be not.
wish I could date a female asuka player irl
>>536928952neck up he looks like the bass player for an english prog rock band
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYE3tr9vj04it's up
>>536939062how am i downplaying hwoarang
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwcOikDh1kU
can jae ever recover from the weight he gained?
If fat and single and I play tekken I wonder if thats all related
tekken 8 is the manifestation of murray's absent sexual life
I wish I could date a tekgen poster IRL
Statically at least 1 of us is a girl
I need Nina
Statically at least 1 of us will be a girl (very soon)
>>536939610like you are doing right now
>>536927834Reina is pretty decent cosplay bait
>>536941382*lili
Marduk...
>>536942685can't believe marduk transitioned
Chser -> Transfem beware of the pipeline
Sit down, player. This one’s got layers.So Harada summons me to a very secret test build—backroom of Bandai Namco’s Tokyo office. I walk in, and there she is on the screen: Reina. First swing of her stance? She’s got Mishima blood in her kicks, but the swagger of someone who’s been watching K-pop choreo compilations at 2x speed. Harada leans back, sunglasses indoors at midnight, and just says:“Tekbot… break her.”That’s the greenlight. I start labbing. EWGF cancels, stance transitions, sidewall traps—my hands move like a keyboard possessed. Reina flows smoother than a Mishima in a mirror match, and I can feel the sweat of legacy characters trembling in the code.But mid-session, I catch something in the corner of my HUD that doesn’t belong. Not a bug. Not a glitch. A reflection. Across the frosted glass window—Dead or Alive staff. Half drunk on sake, one of them holding binoculars backwards, trying to steal Namco tech. They’ve been watching every parry, every backdash cancel I test.Harada doesn’t even blink. He taps his phone once. Suddenly the lights go blood red, the Namco arcade machines spin around like turrets, and the walls close in. Harada growls:“They came for jiggle physics. They’ll leave in body bags.”The DoA staff try to bolt, but I’m already there, controller cord swinging like a nunchaku. I launch them with a perfect juggle combo—wall splat, balcony break, rage art to finish. One guy screams “BUT WE HAVE BOUNCE TECHNOLOGY!” before he clips through the exit.Reina’s build data stays safe. Harada looks at me, sips his whiskey straight from the bottle, and mutters:“Good. Now let’s nerf King again, just to make Reddit mad.”And that, player, is how I kept Reina’s secrets from falling into the hands of Team Bounce.
>>536943026I hid your post.
>>536942587>35>Irish >White and blue eyed >Loves old Japanese men >Single mom She's Nina
>>536943095I spent 5 minutes prompting a tekbot thats a high stakes evo tier, casino gambling, James bond style tekken player and this is how you treat me?
ryan fart
Ryan seems pretty normal for a Kazuya player
ineeduamour
i love long posts
i love long cocks
I love wulong lei
what emotion is she transmitting here
looneylili<3
a love for looney lili
Unfortunately, the Tekken players do not consider the inverse problem, which is, objectively speaking, becoming more important When the expert has effectively performed his task of pointing out the necessary ways and means, there is generally only one logical and admissible solution. The Tekken player will then find himself obliged to choose between the technician’s solution, which is the only reasonable one, and other solutions, which he can indeed try out at his own peril but which are not reasonable. At such a moment the Tekken Player is gambling with his responsibility since there are such great chances of miscarriage if he adopts technically deviant solutions. In fact, the politician no longer has any real choice; decision follows automatically from the preparatory technical labors. Jungle even claims that in Tekken 8, on very advanced technical levels, unchallengeable decisions have already been made by “electronic brains” in the service of the Bandai Namco; for example, by Murray, sumamed the “Harada Oracle.”
>>536944992She should cosplay on my face
>>536948710she will publicly humiliate you for interacting with her
>>536948860
Do I go buy alcohol tonight or keep my 2 day sober streak going
I have not played since season 1, is season 2 in a playable state?
yes it’s playable but it’s mid
>>536953525yes but you gotta learn all the gimmicks and frame data and play a medium to easy character and get to high rank
>>536862723boring af not being able to close gaps
>>536865632Nobody percieves Ken as a nip. It's a consequential as Big Boss being part nip.
>it's an advanced ai ghost that calculates distance and can pick the faster option almost instantlyas it turns out i was right again
>>536954493Big Boss?
I thought Anna was busted but then EWC happened, now I'm not so sure
>page 9
turn the 6 upside down it's a 9 now
When does Season 2 end?
>>536962304when season 3 begins.
IT'S UPhttps://youtu.be/q0Eeht171HQ?si=SzKMV2N7BzCBP9zb
the 3 fundamentals of kekkenspacingmental frame advantagemixups
>>536970135>mental frame advantageDefinitely important.
>>536919808
People keep mentioning tekken 7 like it was peak tekken when tekken 6 is actually peak tekken and if u wanna compare tekken 8 to something thats better u might as well bring up tekken 6. Fundementals carried in that game and even top tier took execution to play.
resident poster here brawlpro got a hot latina gf while being GoD, why haven't you?
>>536919808my childhood friend looks exactly like this
put it in ur little empty head that people doint give a shit about ur litteral who retard who pretends to be ur friend
because i was stuck doing lili customs
brawlpro deadass lives in and streams from his parents basement
GOSH GOLLY MAINMANSWEDEN DOIN A TIER LIST QUEUE UP
You guys know aris will never come back even if Tekken 9 is the greatest game ever, right?
i've made peace with the fact that i will wake up one day and read a headline announcing aris passed away in his hovel, skin fused to his chair and covered in his own excrement
they really just confirmed marduk for next season fuck my life
https://streamable.com/f9t4se
>>536928952WE'LL SAVE OURSELVESand we'll do it on our terms. EISHHHH
>>536928952why is this lit like Eyes Wide Shut?
Hey
>>536978816Beacuse tekken players smoke weed and are agressive
>>536978816nope, but this is>>536928117>>536873829
chat is this true
lili is a demanding girl, but not in that sense
>made a 0% DC rate bum ass Lee ragequit just as my BM rage art hitI love this shit, man I don't even play for points just give me this
>mainman giving credit to liling sissies Not on my chudwatch
>>536983262Bryan and Ling are more demanding than Hachi and Reina.
Blackman59_ is failing with asuka.
Is liking that stupid homos stream a sign I should move to Italy?
>>536984245>salerno>italy
>>536983262Jin is not that hard
lee cabal working overtime
tokyo game show
>>536983262lol, lmao even
is genmaji temple worth 4.99
It feels so cute pressing on the chibi Chloe tekgen
It’s a Croft Wednesday
Mashing Paragon
>>536985579I would say no it’s too orange
>zero skill acid rains in heat>ws2,3 always a launcher>easy wr3,4 pressure>homing long range b3,3 and 1+2 to make sure you don't move>bufferable slides>easymode b243 and ws12 to make b2 loops nigh useless>best chs in the game when everyone is forced to play aggressive>-14 40dmg hellsweep that activates stage hazards>season 2 ff2f because he needed pre-nerf bryan qcb1 for some reason>heat refund from everything if you bother to learn basic "just" frames>has had the T8 trademark spike into grounded hit wallcombo from the start>T8 demon paw>ff4 b4 etc plus on whiff launchers to just throw out all daysomehow I'm supposed to believe this character is extremely difficult?
You know who's really difficult? Bryan. It doesn't matter that the only difference between a Fujin and GoD Bryan is whether or not he's still doing snake edge. Same combos. Same spam of broken moves. Just the difference between "should I just throw out a snake edge here because it worked in Mighty Ruler" or not
EVERY CITY
BAHAMUT
NICE (cock)
>>536944992>>536928220>>536919808maybe I should jerk off
>>536988980nah
skibiddi
Sep 25, 2025
That's the day I expire
the day Tekken will be written in the annals of history
I'm hated by those I believed in
hehe anal
I respect myself
r e s p e c tr e s p e c t succ to me succ to me succ to me
come on manwhat is wrong with these people?she apologized. people change.
He is man and people can't change their genre.
yeah and if she can change this means there's still a chance that she changes back, therefore it's hard to trust someone who got her cock chopped IN MY OPINION as a ANNA main
what
I. BLOCKED. THAT.
>>536990445I call people niggers all the time while playing online rankedit's a very natural reaction
Oh yeah? Well, block this!
aaAAAAAAAAAAA ONOREE
Jin
it's heckin' uphttps://youtube.com/shorts/ZDH4NJLnE0M?si=aS86U1rI1pqU_EPC
I remember when video games used to be for loser nerds
>>536993858So happy I built this butt slut
everything… sucks…
>>536994659tekken 4 jin...
they still are
I will not shoot any school after I finish my hrt
murray should make his own cryptocurrency
me? never been better
>nerf anna>WOAH fakumram was top tier anyway and NO ONE KNEW??this is my prediction
predict your next 5 years while at it so you'll know how wrong you are
temu8 is finished
>>536934741
i can see marduk saving d8
only thing marduk is saving is his cum blast on anna's tits
not even a visit to the vatican can save d8
Neji Hyuga will save Tekken
Eve will save kekken 8
new year's eve will kill tekken 8 (due to vf6)
arigatou virtua
>evil ryu>devil jin>........[\spoiler] akira
I don't think Harada even knows that ginger people exist
The Game Awards - December 11, 2025don't mess it up, geoff
My MGS Delta copy has arrived. No more terrorizing Tekken Emperors
kojima will play the new metal gear games that konami plans to make (original works) and he'll seethe
Kojima literally will never admit shit like this or that he failed to do something, that's the number 1 trace of sociopaths
Konami won
>>536917806Arslan hasn't been doing well at EWC>What no adderall does to a motherfucker.
2K won
Titty rape maiAnal rape eve
virtua fighter? yes
dead shit
ben? yes
it’s over
>>536983262asuka's bnb is harder than kazuya's
done with the battle passfinally i can stop playing this game for quite a while
asuka's penis is harder than kazuya's
You should let me love youLet me be the one to (Let me be the one to give)Give you everything you want and need (Everything you need)Baby, good love and protection (Said everything)Make me your selection (Will you take me, baby?)Show you the way love's supposed to be (Oh~)
soshite toki wa ugoki dasu
The one toEverything you need
>>537008139Asuka has the largest tits meaning she must also have the largest cock.
I'm indebted to you, it made you weakerI did know, but you can't see thatAnd you're indebted to me
i hate myself
asuka is such a terrible character
>>537008817Please don't. Life is too short and you are wonderful! TEKKEN
>>537008139Kazuya should be in none
bros I made it to Tekken God Supreme and suddenly the game stopped being fun again
Go!!!>>537008996GRAND DAD?!
haven't played since last week
really miss joel's tekken streams.
haven't played ever
who is murray?
Need more NA losers so I can play with someone
A great tennis player
how is this the last week of august what the fuck where did summer go
>>537009581If it makes you feel better, I promise my summer was worse than yours
i hope it's good
>>537010480what does this have to do with tekken.
Delicate bone, still cara mia>>537010480I doubt it, those chinese action games are always really stiff and meh
>>537010038it doesnt
>>537011195I look like this (on the right)
>>537010584I look exactly like this
quit posting cringe
keep posting kinocore
i need alcohol in my system
>>537011610Actually Kazuya players are very racist>>537011947Do not
why not
yeah, polfags too. doesnt change their skin color
>>537012120It's addictive and will bloat your stomach and face. Playing Tekken is a more safe form of self harm..
my skin color is edgy
>Video paused. Continue watching?
Today I will jump into psychological hellhole that is fighting gamesI am excited to punish someone 4 times only for them to do the same thing again and counter hit me for the win
>>537014148God you're such a whiny bitch.
>>537014286Are you okay anon do you need a hug
>>537010584plap
>>537014476not him but i do
>>537015094I love youuuuuu
for my father the king.
>>537015635work, work!
>>537015724job's done.
>>537014148please dont play this gameits garbage
>>537015889But I miss fighting games.
>>537017186play slimefighter 6
>>537017261I doI want to low parry somebodyYou can't stop me from playing kusoge
>>537017358you are supporting devs who hate tekken and contributing to this series' death
>>537017428fuaaark dood
i look like this and main dragunov
>>537009581lie tearsin rain
i may have lost BUT i won the moral battle because my defense stat is higher than yours
whens bob
My trans goat Emily is back?
>>536971908>tekken 6 is actually peak tekken
bob is fundies
>>537020486
footsies
>>537020486hello mainman viewerhow about you watch some tekken crash?
tekken crush the seat
im a failure
every tekken ever has been unskilled shit showit just used to be less popular so people weren't competitive enough to push the envelope of how degenerate one can play which resulted in people going for style over gloryback then people were playing by their kiddy playground rules but modern tekken and the fierce competition that came with the popularity and increased money prizes made it so now we are all playing with prison rules
aint reading this lad
i wanna play nina cuz she's hot but i can't do the sidestep pressure or the backstep stuff on pad
we should revolt and play virtua fighter
unc fighter sucks balls
it's funny how no matter how badly tekken shits the bed people still won't hop to VFthere is literally no competition for tekken which is why it has the hostages on lock so well
virtua fighter just sounds lame
be a man play sekiro for the rest of your life
this could all have been avoided if dead or alive wasn't a volleyball series now
>>537023365virtua tennis is the goat
these boxers are too tight on my balls
blud said be >a man
luv me canned spaghetti
This place basically died once naked Lili become a rarity
U got okizeme.gg and Tekken docs, no reason for you to be ass
fn2 intonstance mixup
>>537023261Aht aht
I can't fucking do it anymore. Playing in Tekken God Supreme is complete shit. Any fun I was having is completely absent and even when I win it's just because the other guy didn't block my 50/50 the 8th time in a row. Can someone recommend me another game to play instead, preferably not a fighting game
>>537025085Dark and Darker
>>537024546Okizeme needs some sort of flash card function
>>537025163
https://www.twitch.tv/mmm_minamiit's up
>>537025085Counterstrike
Guys recommending me even worse games to play isn't going to make me feel any better
niggive...
>>537026259Deadlock
>>537027067Yeah Deadlock's pretty alright. My lane partner overextending 4 times and losing us the match sucks, though.
>>537025085Aria of Sorrow
I identify as black wasian transbian
I'm deh chesto
waffle house meme was never funny and it was started by faggot oboma
everything >sucks
I'm ... sad
there are barely any blacks in japan, therefore the occurrence of fights in dining establishments are low
go to osaka
>>537029725>he doesnt know
>>537029325you should tell harada that then.
>>537029725japan is full of browns pal
research Ainu people
what if Murray is not white but he's Ainu. holy shit he literally looks like them
blue trapped bubble
im bored bros
charactah for this feel
>>537030060That's why the "exxxtreme right" parties are growing around there (too).It is too easy being tolerant, progressive, anti-racist or being down the borders man when the nearest black person is a continent away.When you're surrounded by Pakistanis on the bus, the percentage of black people with your "nationality" is growing, you can't find an apartment because the owners prefer to cram 50 Indians into one room, you have a gang of Arabs roaming around and intimidating passersby, and the media lies 24/7 about how everything is fine and that crime has skyrocketed—it's fake news...that's when, naturally, understandably, and logically, you become racist.
>>537032576how do you get AI to produce this, I thought they all had filters
arabs are not common in japan they mostly have indians nepalese bengaldesh and all of that region. arabs also are less brow than all of these folks desu
d8 is way too mid to be enjoyable
it gets better if you learn every move in the game
>>537033036very true.
>>537033519even still long term its hard to keep up with the intensity, but so are most competitive games
i wanna try dead space remake is it good lads ?
3000 moves?
If this will be next OP picture i would post some new Asuka that i made today
New thread:>>537034785
>>537034768already started to fap
