Pass Time Edition>NewsSummer Update is live: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=249054Misc fixes & more bullet bodygroups: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=250718SFM Repo leak: https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/533767652/#534116318>Official SitesBlog: https://teamfortress.comWiki: https://wiki.tf>Frag With /tf2g/When: Friday & Saturday Afternoon. Check for posts in the thread or be the one to announce.tf2g's Official Server: 78.46.128.115:27015 (EU)Ready Up: https://tf2gfragready.b4k.dev/>Other 4chan ServersWeeabootique: 198.245.61.57 (NA)Castaway: Castaway.tf (NA/EU/AUS/Asia)Konata: konata.tf (EU)>ResourcesFAQ: https://pastebin.com/Svy4uc7tMods: https://pastebin.com/8Q6bzADkPreview Loadouts & Skins: https://loadout.tf | https://weapons.tf | https://p337.info/tfviewHUDs: https://gamebanana.com/mods/cats/1644 | https://tf2huds.dev/Scripting: https://pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | https://pastebin.com/R7V4cN8STrading: https://backpack.tf | https://trade.tf | https://stntrading.eu/ | https://tf2trade.tf/Stats: https://pastebin.com/0yaDyWb4Sprays: https://rafradek.github.io/Mishcatt/Community Server Browsers: https://serverbrowser.tf/ | https://thegabenzone.github.io/truequickplay/#/serversCreators Leaks: https://archive.is/GeYbEtf2g's Guide to Heavy: https://pastebin.com/Y7ZWgt96>Competitive News & Events: https://teamfortress.tv Lobbies & Mixes: https://tf2center.com | https://pastebin.com/vNTDF4eLLeagues: https://pastebin.com/UJ9sDAdq>Previous Thread>>536939586
>tfw no mvm update yet
*sips*ahh
>>537104494You do own it, right?
>>537104795>killers kit + jarhead + dead of night I'm assuming?Correct.>You can try out the dark preset + hide grenades. Makes soldier look cleaner imo. maybe it's just meI like the 'nades. the chest area feels empty without 'em.
>>537104904no... valve never gave me one even though I was in the beta
>>537104598Something something the dead of night is overused can't really find something to make fun of here
dead of night is an essential cosmetic if you don't like to stick to one load out for a long time. its cheap,all class and just works with almost anything
>>537104494badASSSS
Any of you guys play tf2 on linux? If so, how'd you install a custom hud? tried installing it like on windows and but nothing happened. tried with multiple hudsbut none of them worked. is this a linux thing or? (using mint XCFE)
>>537104494why does the shupo never post webm's of his TF2 gameplay?
>>537105678>Any of you guys play tf2 on linux? Yes, me.>If so, how'd you install a custom hud? Same way as you do on windows, but you have to make sure that the folder of the hud is all lowercase and has no spaces.
>>537106107Because he's posting shupos, no space for gameplay in his posts.
>>537106470>Same way as you do on windows, but you have to make sure that the folder of the hud is all lowercase and has no spaces.oh shit, thanks anon! didnt know that
>>537106107There are multiple shupoposters, many of them do post gameplay.
>>537106759No they don't
>>537106470what's your animation mod?
>>537106759>There are multiple shupopostersno, it's really just you (YOU)
>>537106107you can only attach 1 file per post
>>537107105Kylul'shttps://gamebanana.com/mods/373379along with a first person hawaiian hangover mod, but I don't remember which one.
>>537104494shuposquad won bigly this day
>>537106950Yeah, they do>>536544791>>536539704>>537107269I'm not even the OP, schizo
>>537106470are you the guy who was asking about cheap unusuals yesterday
>>537107489don't bother with the samefag schizo. he's just mad he lost the OP
>>537107621I'm surprised he's up past his bedtime
>>537105589i will always associate with people who aren't creative enough to use class specific cosmetics, and it looks tacky in a boring way compared to the tuxxy
>>537107489>Yeah, they do>2 png's within like 5 days>Proceeds to post hundreds of off topic stuff in the meantimewoaw! not TF2!
>still seething cuz he lostlol
>>537107504No.Just yesterday sold a NaB unusual yesterday.
>>537107707average class specific cosmetics fan vs all class enjoyerI'd rather spend keys on a decent warpaint or a strange weapon. you have something to show off your time spent in tf2 that way. whats cosmetics gonna do?
>>537105589One of the best cosmetics in the game and its fucking craftable so its not retardedly expensive. What's not to love?
just uninstalled rayshud as its made by a furry. what's a non fury based hud?
>>537107837I should stop rewriting sentences before I finish them.
>>537107489Anon, posting gameplay implies a video of them playing the gameHence game playAlso>only 2 screenshots 5 days ago
>>537107707>saw the TF2 cosmetic video years ago decrying dead of night as a "basic bitch" item>now regurgitates this take to look sophisticated onlinefaggot
>>537107489png =/= webm
i would love to bang miss pauling. shes so much cooler than me
>>537108551me 2
>>537108551RED Scout...>>537108568BLU Scout...
He's so perfect bros
>>537108735>lives in filth>pisses in jarsmakes sense on why faggots like him
>finally tweak tf2 to run the perfect >200 fps, doesnt dip beblow 120>feels good man>install custom hud>instantly fps drops and stutters like hell, 60 fps sometimeswhats the voice of reason behind custom huds? "oh you'll be worse at killing people but atleast you can DIE cooler!"
>>537109593Works fine on my machine, 144 fps locked and stable, but then again, I'm not trying to run the game on what I assume to be four potatoes stapled and wired together.
3 NIGASON CART
Kill pyros. Behead pyros with the eyelander. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Deficate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in the underworld. Dump pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Make pyros check'em. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyros. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp pyros. Kick a pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark pyros from hat drops. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi.
>>537110375specs?
>>537108183>what's a non fury based hud?the majority of people who play TF2 (let alone mod it), are mentally ill to some degree. so good luck finding a HUD that' not made by a furry/tranny/brony, etc...
>3 furfags pubstomping us on gold rush, realize it's a lost cause>typical pocket demo farming a KS and hiding behind sentry when not ubered>get a lucky kill and say "1 furry down">they all instantly take the ragebait and play even more safely>after it's over, remind them that I didn't need a pocket gf to top score>they seethe againego trip: ruined, it's that easy
>>537111540Looked over my clips to make sure, actual performance is 144fps with dips to 90fps, but nowhere close to 60fps. My apologies.Specs in picrel.
>>537111714I have always wondered why furries are so cringe. It's hard to enjoy furrycoded games like Sonic and Undertale just because their fanbase is so shit.
would this be a decent weapon
>>537112003my theory is that being a furry comes from being neglected so badly as a child that you are incapable of comprehending the touch of a human being so they settle for the easiest thing to imagine, cuddly colorful animals with fluffy fur that reminds you of blankets / a pet if they had any, the only comfort they were actually familiar withas tragic as that would be though they act like the most self centered dipshits on the internet so they still don't get my sympathy
I'm loaded up on strange and genuine righteous bisons and when valve finally fixes the projectile bug I'm going to be rich.
>>537111867arch huh, well I never. I'm using mint and new to this whole linux game. If you have used tf2 on mint, how has you experience been? nice neofetch btw. looks riced as hell
>>537112553Are genuine items worth more than uniques, if yes, why?>strange widowmakerI want one so bad, but shit's expensive. 18 keys on bp.tf currently, which is more than my entire inventory, minus my one all-class unusual.
>>537112417i just think they're mentally ill and consoome everything
>>537112817> If you have used tf2 on mint, how has you experience been? Haven't tried tf2 on Mint, but helped my friend get into Linux (and Linux gaming) through Mint and it was generally an enjoyable experience, but I like Arch more for autismo reasons.>nice neofetch btw. looks riced as hellWould say thanks, but it's not made by me, using a premade one I found online (HyDE project).
>>537113159that looks hella clean. I'm jealous lmao. I'll check out HyDE
What are some decently designed maps I can queue in pubs? I'm talking those maps where running X class isnt the meta. for example: on upward, a good sniper can just shutdown the entire team. what are some maps tf2g queues in for some ol' fashioned fun?
>>537112553>Don't say my name
>>5371135642fort
>>537115395oh god no
>>537113564A lot of people seethe about Citadel but it's honestly a good map.
>>537112817>If you have used tf2 on mint, how has you experience been?NTA but for me as a mintoid, it runs fine on proton as the native version is a bit buggy, never had any issues with it
>>537117129>nelsmash
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2552296388?t=00h13m25s>BlessedViva is reading off /tf2g/ posts (>>537061541)I think he is having withdrawal symptoms after being banned.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42HxKk196K8commiebros...potato.tf playtesters are actually complaining because the map is just a repurposed payload map turned into an MvM one for the deadline and it plays like shit
>>537104494Cute Hikari
FYI the last update on SteamDB was to add more languages on TF2's steam store pagehttps://github.com/ValveSoftware/Source-1-Games/issues/7494
>>537123274>implied there'd be an update on the 27th>its a fucking localization updateHumiliation ritual
>Well our friends in...*checks map* "Pour-Too-Gal" gotta understand the store page as well, don't they?
>Or a chilling glimpse into a future that could arrive as soon as, again, Wednesday, August 27thWhy even say this, just say September
>>537118180This map has Hoppkins the Embargo creator as the>PROJECT LEAD>ARTPASS>LEVEL DESIGN>3D>OPTMIZATION>GAMEPLAY DESIGN>MARKETINGOf course it's gonna be shit.Also, dude said he was leaving TF2 workshop scene for good months ago. Yet here he is.
>>537124276Saying what you mean instead of talking like a middle aged cheugy jackass isn't wholesome chungus though UwU
>>537124315>dude said he was leaving TF2 workshop scene for goodThey just do this for attention, he'll probably say the same if this map is added and people complain>Wahhhh Wahhh I spent hours working on this map yet this community is never happy. Fuck this, you haters made me quit for good this time! Please notice my whining!
Is the update even going to be a two part update like the blog implied? How do we know they aren't just going to have a single mvm update for halloween?
>>537117694BlessedViva did nothing wrong!Free my nigga BlessedViva!
I miss MYM Sydney Sleeper
>>537125208>*votekicks you for being AFK for 10 seconds*nothin' personnel, señorito
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
>MvM update drops>Try new map>Finish last wave>Wave doesn't end>???>New Sniper icon appears>The Millionaire's Holiday starts playingyup, I'm thinking kino
>tfw we never got christian brutal sniper vs ninja spy kino
>>537104904valve literally scammed me I used to play this in beta and never got ze badge
>wake up>kino /tf2g/ OPniceanywaywhere's the MvM update I was promised?
Zesty.Release. The. Empstein. List.
Did Zesty win yet?
>>5371303572 WeeksShupos in 3
>>537130779
Sisters this OP is totally us
but nobody plays pass time though?
SolarLight does
>>537132136he does it disingenuously tho
Why has there been so much anime girl spamming lately?
>>5371349254channel culture
Shun Gon : yeah selll those unusuals and buy a ticket to a 1st world country
I wish I never started the next OP post, it's clear that it only made anime girl OPs worse..
*DEAD* Cloudy Salad : yall like them girls with pp?『Kingpin』 : sometimes*DEAD* INCA-KOLA : yes*DEAD* gay AIDS faggot (faggot with ga : i hate women in every form*DEAD* Cloudy Salad : what if they have an optimus prime form?gay AIDS faggot (faggot with ga : ok that would be kind of badass
>>537135230Get with the times bro, we moved on to wojaks years ago.
Kentaro Miura : Snipers are the JEWS of tf2
Dwight Shrute : You've heard of Hunter Biden's Laptop just wait till you see his epic gaming pc
>>537135352Please kill yourself floydfag, thanks in advance.
>>537135916Bit mean.
Onyxxot : CAN SOMEONE HELP ME?(Voice) k33th: No(Voice) gyggly: No(Voice) Jared: No(Voice) ramadan_player: NoOnyxxot : ok i get it thanks
F4talclover : rocket jump is useless*DEAD* F4talclover : soldier is uselrss
>>537135352Thank you floydposter, the trans tf2g community have something to look forward to and not kill themselves just yet.
>>537135230/bag/ is not 4channel culture
>>537136287>red hat on blu heavy
>>537136342LOL
>>537135916>wishing death on someone for posting on 4chan, twitter screencap, reddit file name, french execution weapon, glorifying murder, uwu writing, "muh billionaires bad!!" So THIS is the average enemy of demofloyd, yep I know which side I'm on
soldier mains, am i tripping or do rocket jumping with different primaries work different? I'm talking about the black box and stock. they feel different in the way they propel you.
>>537137045It's your avereage emporium croony, last thread an emporium mod slips up that they literally police this thread and are anti-df.
>>537137214the rockets should come from the same side in both, the only ones where rockets dont come from the right (or left when using flipped viewmodels) are the cowmangler and the original
the emporium shitheads will not make me like demofloydhes unfunny, hes probably not that bad of a person, just an unlikable annoying teen trying to build his "character" lore on tf2g (everybody either ignores him or dislikes him)
>>537137214The spawning point of the rocket is actually different depending on the Rocket Launcher. The Cow Mangler is the one with the biggest difference in spawning location though. This might affect c-tap timing but not much else.
>>537137045The only reasons I'm on the shupoposters "side" are because the non-pornographic shupoposts are at least somewhat pleasant to look at and that the posters actually discuss the game itself, unlike floydposter(s).
>>537137878I think its a skill issue then. i somehow gain more distance and retain my strafe momentum a lot more with stock. with the black box i just... fall
>>537138104ah yes, the great discussion of "need shupo cosmetics, or xyz" or "weapon discussion #20321893" with lust_provoking_image.jpg.
>>537138065how much of a difference is there for the black box tho? are there definite numbers available or
>>537138298no one said they were great discussion, but they are a discussion.more than just dumping random ai sloppa of a dead nigger
>>537138332You would probably need to ask shounic for that, it requires the source code.
>>537138502you're a retard, no need to be a racist retard too man
>>537138065Fox sex
>>537138298Topics of discussion regarding tf2:1. Weapons2. Maps3. CosmeticsBy your own admission, shupoposters cover at least 2/3 of those, which is 2 more than floydposters.
Shupoposters play the gameFloyd doesn't
>>537138332just get the smaller explosions mod and fire at your feet or at a very closeby wall and see where the explosion appearsor try shooting around a box or corner from the right, you should be able to do it easily with any rocket launcher other than cowmnalger and originalhttps://www.teamfortress.tv/25647/no-explosion-smoke-script
>>537138701>tf2 slopddiscussion that is ignored 9/10 times unless they samefag and just serves as a vehicle to spam the thread with lolicon sloplack of grey matter showing
Is complaining about people you don't like tf2 discussion?
>>537139186You're not being genuine here, you're complaining about one side and ignoring the elephant in the room.
This shit's been going on for a while, I'm actually convinced that everything wrong with this thread is coming from the same group of people.There is no difference between shitpos, animefags and demofag - it's all one big human experiment.
>>537139091The only samefagger here is DF though
>>537139376https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dt2kfez86P0
>>537139353See this is a much more genuine outlook, it's just silly how you complain about one and the faggot comes out the woodworks to defend their flavor of slop posting.
Love carrying mvm randoms!!
>>537139435>ignoring that his posts are the only ones being deleted whenever he's spamming the thread
>>537137281>major emporium member sparcdoc gets in trouble>shupos stats flooding this chat with timewasting questions Its definitely them
>>537139763I just think this obesssion with 1 shit poster and ignoring the other shitposters is more telling than you realize anon, do better
>>537139893Literally last thread an emporium mod went mask off trying to shit on demofloyd, and slips up they come here and police/spam the place.
>>537138049My problem with Floydposter is that he always has a bone to pick and then he wonders why people dislike him>Grrr! ....They only hate me because they're libtards and they love George Floyd and they hate me for mocking him!!!>Grrr! ....They only hate me because they're cultists who love e-celebs and they hate me for not worshiping Zesty!!>Grrr! ....They only hate me because they're all samefags, it's just one person!! I'm totally not the one samefagging btwBro is antagonistic to everyone and he kinda got what he wished for.
tf2?
Enough meta-discussion about shit-tier posters.Post (You)r gameplay instead.
Demofloyd is a janny and an emporium spy. He constantly breaks the rules and seldom incurs punishment. Whenever people list the wrongdoings of the Emporium, Demofloyd is instantly here to detail discussion by bitching about anime (on an anime website). He is a janny.
>600-ish tour engi>gets outdamaged by almost everyone in the lobbyembarrassing, boosted high tour.
>537140250tf2?
>>537138806I play the game.
>>537140326See >>537139763or you don't know what "janny" means, in which case, stop using words you don't know the meaning of.
>>537140306This crit animation is garbage
>>537140420SexSexSex
>>537140326>(on an anime website)Incorrect.
>>537140470Fempyro messing around with sployd and demofloyd? unfaithful swine
>>537140560Unfortunately, but I mostly play hybridknight, so it doesn't bother me that much.
>>537140250My problem with you is that you don't have to attach off-topic slop images to all of your posts.
>>537140887They hated him because he spoke the truth.
I honestly just hate all you tranime, floyd, pornposting, avatarfagging, shupospamming niggers. Fuck you all, worthless trash with worthless opinions nobody gives a fuck about.
>Opening any given /tf2g/ thread
>>537140250It's pretty much this. He has been forcing his unfunny shit for 2 years by now while going against all the other posters
>>537141074BASEDASED
>>537141074This is an anime website. It was originally called Raspberry Heaven. Nobody says “tranime” except for shartoddlers like Demofloyd, you’re clearly him trying to paint yourself as an impartial and based centrist.
>>537141081Nobody posts any of that here though.
>>537141382Don't ever compare me to shartykids or floyd, ever again.
>>537141074>Erm, actually, you're all dumb and nobody cares!!!!!You have to be at least 18 to post here.
>>537141382>It was originally called Raspberry HeavenNo it wasn't, and even if it was, they changed it because it's not an anime website anymore.
>>537104494this image doesn't have anything to do with tf2. perfect op 10/10
>>537141530I am right though, you're all cancer of this general, almost all off-topic garbage or generic trash opinions you all just circlerjerk eachother about, spam some more dogshit opinions and attach fempyro shit to you why dont you? Fuck off retard.
>>537141382OWN THAT FRAUD
>>537138961>https://www.teamfortress.tv/25647/no-explosion-smoke-scriptthis was a lifesaver, thanks anon!
>>537141462
>>537141382Literally this
>>537141462BlessedViva, the self-proclaimed normie of /tf2g/, did.
>>537141856
>american hours begin>/tf2g/ instantly goes to shit
>>537141736The images aren't sexual because they are not real, and if you don't find that slop sexual then you are mentally sick.
>>537112553Unprivate your inventory, NOW!
>>537140420tits way too big
I only come here for the nigas on cart and rat posts.
>>537141857He posted it on the appropriate board so he did nothing wrong.
>>537142340>The images aren't sexual because they are not real> if you don't find that slop sexual then you are mentally sickYou are contradicting yourself.
>>537141382never visited sharty, and i love saying tranime because it fits the shoe.
>>537142419That's what happens when people create slop.(Attaching a TF2 related image so you can't complain about me being off-topic.
Eric, please release the update...Don't make me wait another week with these...ANIMALS!
>>537142419Only one of the characters from Beat Banger got such massive tiddies, I agree to an extent.
>>537142531The reason we love saying it is because trans people love anime and use anime avatars and profile pics, which isn't too different from attaching an anime girl image to your posts.
>>537142509He's a redditposter what did you expect? Sub 70 IQ is the norm there.
>>537142940not too far off why i use it lol
>>537138332>>537138961no, blackbox and stock rocket launcher shoot from the same place. Everything other than original+cow mangler shares the rocket launcher positions. original is close to center, cow mangler is somewhere in between>no explosion smoke scriptpretty cool didn't know it existedI'm a fan of the "less distraction explosions" mod tho
Anyways, let's get back to talking about Team Fortress 2. The other day I was playing on Turbine and this asshole bald mustache engi kept picking up his dispenser every time I went to use it, I thought it was a coincidence at first that he kept moving it every time I went near it but then it became obvious what he was doing, and he was only doing it to me too.
>play mvm>heavy stands in my dispenser so it keeps taking dmg>tell him i got max disp range>he doesn't listen>decide to move my dispenser to africa so he's worthless>he cries and calls me a faggotboohoo, you started it, bitch.
>>537143394high tour heavy or low tour heavy?
>>537144319mid tour, so worse than both.
>>537143252Post loadout (with cosmetics) you were using at the time.
>>537140420That means you were doing your job. If engie out damages the team you're all doing a shit job.
>>537142246amerimutts
>>537142246thread was shit on the first post mate bogan here
>tfw you do better as gunspy than you would by playing him normally
Anyone ever thought of making a TF2 clone? (if TF2 doesn't get better) Want to hear my idea?
>>537148236blizzard thought of that 10 years ago, actually
bot lobby >>537141074i hate these non tf2 playing tranny pedophiles so much its unreal.
>>537118180>nuclear reactor as a bomb drop pointlol
>>537141074based
update tonight?
>>537138332>>537138610He actually made a video about this, with numbers. But the Black Box doesn't have any difference to stock, it's just placebo.
>>537152481Forgot the link:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFtZMIWt0WI
>playing fat scout on koth because it's funny>get kicked for idling>team still had spots leftthis is casual you fucking retards
>>537152481Oh that makes sense, anon just thinks rocket-jumping is different because its model is different.
>>537152481Thanks anon! yeah, its def the placebo effect. >>537152924pretty much this
>>537152856Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Simple as.
https://youtu.be/3KrcTlVeXmk?t=137>Miss Pauling's first name is "Flo"Why did they give her such an unattractive name?
>>537154626SHES FUKIN HOT AND THATS ENOUGH
>>537146267You can be a good engi and still be doing tons of dmg, I'm sorry but if you're (high tour) engi and being outdamaged by almost everyone in lobby, you're shit.
a high tour engie on a good team will already be out damaged by his Demoman and gas passer pyro and maybe the heavy
>>537158516I solo queue all my lobbies.>demoIs this with boring scottish resistance crit spam? If so, no skill involved, all you need to know is wave layout and when to beg medic for crits/use crit cans for giants.>gas passer pyromax out gas and brap out giga dmg.>heavyhold m1 A good engi knows good building placements, knows how to block bots, gets 2way, widowmaker on tanks, wrangler and so forth. My issue what I'm trying to point out is that a high tour engie really shouldn't be out damaged by the 3 soldier stock soldier and 0 tour demoman or 8 tour non gas pyro. You have to be absolutely crap engi to be outdamaged by that.
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/8/80/Soldier_paincrticialdeath03.wav
>>537159309Everything about that map looks wrongThe brick textures are way too detailedIt looks like a CS:S map
deploy an update here
>>537112185Could be interesting
>>537160478https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/7/7e/Soldier_no01.wav
>>537159309stoporium slop
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3556673744>nighttime MvM map fighting a robot blimp on a flying island (?)Could this possibly be kino?
ggs repeater anon.
>>537163660I shall judge this map by its creators.>Main map designer and creator: MidlouMisdlou is co-creator of Turbargo, the April Fools version of Embargo>Cloudpiercer and Moon props; promos: Rapoza DynamicaRapoza Dynamica is the creator of Zippy FoxVerdict is in: there is no kino in Latin America.
>>537154626It's a stereotypical 60's secretary name
>>537164585>Rapoza Dynamica is the creator of Zippy FoxThat's going to be a yikes from me. Furries are so unfathomably cringe.
>>537163660I really enjoy all the custom robo vehicles we've been seeing from all these submissions, even if I worry for their balancing.
>medic with syringe gun b-lining at the enemy instead of healing peopleLove it. When is TF2 going to get an actual tutorial?
>>537159676true, well does suck
Drew FemPyro with a massive ass for a friend's birthday, thought I'd share here!
also on blu!
>>537168317>>537168547very nice
>>537168317>>537168547Very hot stuff, anon. I'm sure your friend is real grateful.
>>537159676FMPONE is one of the workshop contributors, who is also the creator of Cache from Counter-Strike, so of course it looks overly detailed
>>537168317>>537168547Good fucking shit
>>537112185>heavy rocket jumping
>>537159309That soldier looks like he is photoshopped into the image.If the characters look out of place on the map, you are doing something very wrong.
>>537168317>>537168547would give her my mad milk, if you know what i mean
>>537168317>>537168547SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>537168317>>537168547God bless you anon
I love talking to myself
>>537111162>>537168317>>537168547Fuck pyros. Get head from pyros. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy pyro cunts. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Blackmail pyros into sex with their dox. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Sexually heal pyros. Give pyros surprise buttsex. Critically hit pyros in the womb. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Give pyros health packs. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
>>537166286I do this with 2k hours
>>537135587?
did a chucklenut make a video about the classic? every sniper I run into is running it
>>537142419tits not big enough*
>>537172694this but shupos
>>537172694This but olivia mann :)
this butt, soldier
>>537174819Blacked Olivia Mann!!!!
shupo sex
>>537175010This ass is mine, do you understand that?
>>537175029No.
>>537175119How is this TF2 related?
>>537175310lurk moar
>>537175371Aw fuck you nigga
>>537175029>Olivia decides to abandon her Mann heritage to "travel the world" at the endYou just know.
>>537175868>Olivia kept working at Mann Co even though she hated it because Saxton was giving her the anagram of his name every dayimagine
>stop complaining about our broken game otherwise you might hurt the devs feelingsthe fix is a 2 line change btw
Why isn't Olivia a playable character?
>>537176208She doesn't get introduced until after all the in-game events happen, after both the Gravel Wars and the Robot Wars.
>>537176189what did the fix guy say
Why isn't Olivia a plappable character?
>>537176712https://github.com/ValveSoftware/Source-1-Games/issues/6868#issuecomment-3238020970
>>537176781She's too young for that.
>>537176781but she is
>>537175998he was giving her the snaxto?
>>537176189kisak is a notorious power tripper. I understand that it's his """job""" to moderate the github, but he always blows things out of proportiont. closed my bug report for being too similar to another one when they weren't even reporting the same thing
>>537175868Why is she so fat in the face in the 5th panelLooks like she got stung by a bee
>>537177857She got stung by my beenis
The Bison is not BAD. People who use it as a primary and then seethe are the ones who are BAD. It works fine as a SECONDARY. It has longer effective range than a shotgun, is better at spamming shots into blobs, and can be used as an airshot finisher consistently.
there's nothing wrong with using the vaccinator
good shotgun primary?
>>537180345yes please
engineer on blu is more fun than on red
>>537181950i only play 5cp what do you mean by this
>>537182318in proper tf2 the blu team attacks while the red defends
>deadlock gets scout beta nailgunvictor won
>>537181950If the teams are balanced yeah. If your team is stomping your buildings never see any action and if you're getting stomped you can't even get them up in the first place.At least on defense if you're getting stomped you can always build on last.
>>537170445anon...
https://youtu.be/5lRL85V7oD4?t=2885gary schwartz jumpscare
I am Heavy Watches Guy...And THESE...are my watches.
WHO SENT ALL THESE HOSERS TO FIGHT EH
>>537182431Deadlock promo weapon for Scout when
>ywn get Meet the Bloopers where they reanimate the Meet the Team videos with the actual bloopers and some other thrown in funniesMissed opportunity (even if they staged it)
>>537185562in the future
>>537177467Yes
what the fuck is a shupo
>>537182431fucking what
reminder: blue archive is not TF2 related
How come animeposters claim that anime is related to TF2, yet never post anime that is actually related to TF2?
>>537186874the manifestation of porn addiction
>>537187058
>>537168317>>537168547Bless you, anonYou are one very, very good friend
>>5371868742 brats
>>537187160It's not porn though.
>>537186874Some shit being forced here by /bag/gots
>>537187474that's why i said manifestation dumbass
>>537187474you cant fool me i know what you dweebs are doing behind the scenes
you kids and your shupos and bagboys and such
>friday night>no server i join is fullman
>>537168317No you didn't lol
>>537188465>no results on google or yandexyeah he did
>>537188719ignore the samefag schizo, he just wants attention. we all know he drew it.
>>537188465meant for >>537188930 this guy did not draw this shit
>>537188930it's sad how he hates OC this much and only likes AI slop
>>537189023AI is the future of photo manipulationCope all you want while making your shitty tranime edits
>>537187651Those crazy kids.
bad bait
>>537189342can you leave already?
>*goes home*
>>537189342What's funny is that fempyro art isn't even ai slop but it's arguably worse than it, imagine actually drawing that shit with your time
>>537189581It's labor day weekend and he will simply not labor
>>537189626you're just jealous because you have not created a single thing in your life
>>537189342Trvke
>>537190750>>537189342samefag
>>537189814I built my own home. quit projecting, consoomer.
>>537189023>>537189814Trvke
>>537189814>>537189023literally this
@grok generate me and fempyro
>>537187715>Queue for a map with a green activity bar>Takes minutes to find a match>Near empty server and the match is almost over Neato as fuck dudes
>>537189581>No update until at least Tuesday
>>537190930can't wait for your schizoshack in the woods to cave in on itself
>>537191641lel
>>537191641I live in a nice neighborhood with my gf and dogs mate, quit projecting already because i said your art sucks
>>537190836Cope
Perhaps we'll get the first part of the MvM update after the summer 2025 event ends on September 15th.
>>537191898doctoredpoor bait(You)
>>537191756it's not mine but I love how angry and defensive it made you
The schizoshack is a little old place where we can get togetherschizoshack, baby schizoshack
>>537192058you're trying too hard to not sound mad buddy
>>537192105
>>537189814holy seething... do better and talk about TF2
>>537192607eh he's just mad his art isnt appreciated, which is fine but its still funny
>>537192607meant for >>537192158>>537190930>>537189342
>>537168317>>537168547I love your art even more now that it set the schizo off good job anon
>>537192915lol>>537192983same
why can't the shupo and fempyro schizos simply talk about TF2 and post gameplay, instead of shitting up the thread with their mental illness?
>>537193281Because they don't play TF2.
>>537193281>conveniently left out the AI schizo who started shitting himself over the anon's OCyeah you're him, you do nothing but cause a mess and blame everyone elsethe thread was on topic until you let it bother you
>>537193281(You)both shupo and fempyro bring OC, instead of your shitty AIslopkys
The family business should be on all shotgun classes, just remove/change the little communist icon that no one about for the other classes.
>>537193678I agree
>>537193542Shupo content is cringe.
glad more people are picking up on the floydfag's tired old tricks. nigga is so predictable.
Shupo content is not TF2.
>>537193678Yeah that makes sense, it's just a stat swap and not Heavy specific.
>>537193678family business is kinda forgettable so it would be interesting. also please revert the GRU nerf
>>537193281they are simply so obessed with their own shit its insane
>remove/change the little communist iconnever share your dumb takes on TF2 ever again
ai tools are used by those who don't like to think for themselves
>>537195179THE FABELED SHUPO DISCUSSIONS BTW
>>537195286trvke
>>537195179Good catch, thanks.>>537193678Meant to say "icon that no one knows about anyway"
>>537195323replied to the wrong person?
>>537195286You do have to think to put the prompt in.
>>537197197no, the shupo posters are retards and add nothing of value thru discussion or slop posting
>>537197336o, i c
>>537197862i c u... p/spoiler]
>>537197263no you don't lmao, AI can write its own prompts for you now and otherwise they pay jeets to do it
>>537198014kek
>>537198386would have been funnier if i didnt mess up the spoiler :(...
>>537198615is ok, u r a g :]
samefag lol
>>537199179a g? a gay?
>>537199471a ganstuh, str8 up g as they say
>>537199179uwu
>>537199669>as they saythey? who?
Passing by to wish everyone (except the brown lolipedos and AGP gooners who have taken over this once great general) a very pleasant fent-fueled fridayand ALWAYS remember:DEMQFLQYD VVQN.
what was noise?
>>537200161you too pally
You know what really must be added to TF2? Visual indicators for melee weapons with longer range, like the swords and the Soldier's disciplinary action.
>>537200161Why does demofloyd keep winning?
>>537154598>people should be instakicked simply for memeing>in casual>on a server that's not fullfuck off compfaggot, you guys are the reason the game is bad now
>>537200939deltarune
>>537197263lmao
You know what really must be added to TF2? A sprint mechanic and stamina bar
>>537205204This and ADS. Its 2016 for god sake.
>>537205204>>537205606How do I aim down sights as outback steakhouse man?
You know what really must be added to TF2? The M16 (officially Rifle, Caliber 5.56 mm, M16), chambered for the 5.56×45mm NATO cartridge with a 20-round magazine adapted from the ArmaLite AR-15 family of rifles for the United States military.
how to construct gas pump as hillbilly welder
>>537200126you know... THEM...
>>537199669Nah we mobstuhs up in dis joint, see?
leave that garbage in /pol/
trademains what are the implications of this?
where's the update, eric?where's the blogpost?
>>537210957Still 22 times higher than they should be
>>537210957hey, I remember when keys were like 3.33 ref or something around that
>>537200161You’re not the real demofloyd. Faker.
>>537211001the new maps are going to suck, aren't they?
>>537214256Two months isn't enough time to make, balance, test, and market (because lord knows valve isn't going to be looking at more than a handful of maps near the front page) a good MVM map.Best case we get some old potatotf maps added but then why even have a set submission date at all? They're seemingly expecting new maps but I can't see any map shat out in less than two months being good. I honestly have no idea what valve was thinking with this entire thing.
>>537214243There is no real demofloyd because he is multiple people.
e...etto...updetto?
>>537214771If there were multiple Demofloyd posters, why do Demofloyd threads keep losing in the marketplace of ideas?
>>537214759Malarkey you could make a good mvm map in a week
>>537214759as long as we get new aussies everything will bee daijobuit's been ages since they released any new decent map anyway, no reason to expect anything good there
What new australium would cause the most seethe?
>>537216102sharpened volcano fragment
>>537216102gas passer
>>537216102Ullapool Caber
>>537215305
>>537216102phlog
Why is this the most powerful image on /sp/?
>>537216102v2 australiums of what we currently have
>>537210957Nothing. The price of keys fluctuates.
Oh shit, wrong board. I thought I was on /sp/ because I’m drunk and retarded.I will take my leave, good day.
>>537216959Don't worry, your image is just as TF2 related as most of the images here.
>We can't change the water waders because some people might like it even though it hurts readability >We can't rerelease stranges because it would hurt the value of those stranges >But it was okay when we nerfed weapons that people loved like the axtinguisher and ambie into the ground which destroyed the value of their aussies
>We can't rerelease stranges because it would hurt the value of those stranges Source of this statement?
What effect, if any, do weapon nerfs have on weapon price?When they gutted the Sandman, did its price suddenly drop from $0.03 to $0.01?
>>537217541If you look on the community market the strange sandman was selling at highs of $1.40 pre-nerf to lows of 14 cents post nerf.
>there was a problem using an item in your action slotfuck you tf2 I just want to unbox.
>>537218120https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xrne2-gOoqU
>>537214759>>537215305I can vouch that 2 months is not enough time. Granted I was learning Hammer at the same time but it's barely enough time to just get the map done. Had no time to actually test it and the mission thoroughly
Fuck I totally forgot that for a couple months after mym you could still open and use quickplay to join community servers with a console command. Why the fuck didn't they keep quickplay around for community servers??
>>537176208too sexy, needs a sex nerf like pyro
I HATE MEDICI HATE HEALERSI HATE MANDATORY SUPPORT CLASSES THAT NOBODY FUCKING WANTS TO PLAY (AND THE INCELS THAT WANT TO PLAY THEM ARE THE MOST UNPLEASANT PEOPLE ON THE PLANET)I HATE THIS STUPID FUCKING CLASS THAT ENABLES ENDLESS SPAMFESTS BECAUSE IT REMOVES ALL ATTRITION FROM THE GAMEI HATE THIS RETARD DUMBFUCK CLASS THAT RIGHT CLICKS TO BREAK A STALEMENT, EXCEPT NOT REALLY BECAUSE YOU CAN JUST HAVE YOUR TEAM'S TRANNY RIGHT CLICK SECOND AND YOU WINI HATE THIS CLASS THATS SO BROKEN THEY HAD TO MAKE A RANDOM CHANCE INSTAKILL MECHANIC JUST SO THAT GOOD PLAYERS WOULD ACTUALLY DIE SOMETIMESAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
skill issue
yeah skill in game design
>>537217396Valve has been pretty consistent about keeping their limited release items limited. As years go on, some of the most desirable stranges have become unaffordable.
>>537214243What's funny is I also post demofloyd, but hey the spirit will live on its great seeing people post him; as long as they're anti fempyro schizo we gucci
>>537222648Fempyro isn't even a problem anymore.
>>537223063>anymore.it never was
>>537214972because it's just him
>>537223401That was 2 different posters that got banned.
>>537223658All those posts in the screenshot were deleted with the exact same timestamp which means it was the same person.
>>537223658Yeah sure floyd
>>537223751since when do the jannies nuke individuals and not everything breaking the rules at once lmao, is this guy just a special case?
>>537223853>since when do the jannies nuke individuals and not everything breaking the rules at once lmao, is this guy just a special case?Since always? Are you new? When someone gets banned they have the option to delete all posts by that IP and they almost always do that
>>537223063The schizo spams shupos bud, its the same 247 online guy
Why must every general have a resident schizo?
>>537223751They must have got banned at the same time.
>>537223923>Since always?literally this has never been like you're saying lmao, they nuke everything at once not just one guy at a time... are you the newfag who shit his pants a few threads ago for being outed as a fake oldhead? keeek
>>537224089Thanks for outing yourself as a newfag, newfag.
>>537224089lolgo back
>>537224089lmao fucking newfag
>>537224089He refuses to post his medal, probably
>>537224089excellent bait
>floyschizo doesn't know the basics of the websitekek
>>537224361he's trying to cover his ass after getting his samefagging exposed twice
>>537223968/vg/ attracts some of the worst posters I've ever seen anywhere on this website. I imagine it's similar to how chatroom environments tend to be very low quality; /jp/'s vtuber threads, stickied threads that occur during some live event - such as DotA's International - livestream chats, etc. Any discussion is ephemeral and usually as content in a game stagnates, people start going off topic, blogging etc more often. I have a friend who used to frequent /ksg/ for some ungodly reason and from what I can understand noone discussed the game at all.
>>537224146doesn't discredit what i said they don't nuke only one guy at a time, also why are you ignoring the 2nd part of my post? oh dear i think it is you... also high five your discord buddies for the replies for me!>i'm guessing you're the guy who shits himself over the shupo edits toonow talk about TF2 plz
>>537224361>Every post I dislike is from the boogey man
>still samefagging after being called out
What’s going on now?
>>537224670I woudn't give a crap about half these people posting anime if their takes where at least good, i think it just rubs me even worse when they're arguably dogshit at the game + retarded.>>537224713Who is samefagging tho, you?
>>537224741floydtard is having another melty over anime
>>537224741the shopu hater going off the rails again
>>537224670>they don't nuke only one guy at a timeThey do you fucking retard, when they issue a ban they hit a button that deletes every post by that IP. No one reported your on topic TF2 posts that got deleted in the IP wipe. Stop doubling down on your retarded newfaggotry and shut up.>now talk about TF2 plzNice deflection after exposing your sorry ass, LOL
>>537224089
>>537224741floydschizo's exposing his own newfaggotry again
he still won't talk about TF2... me thinks he is the shupo hater lmao
>>537224585>I have a friend who used to frequent /ksg/ for some ungodly reason and from what I can understand noone discussed the game at all.I can see why since this board is full of mental sickness, it's a game with anime girls in it.
lol
Can you schizo discord faggots calm down and go back to sharty or whatever you frequent. Every fucking thread it's the exact same shit with you. 750 posts and half of them are you shitting up this general. Fuck your anime. Fuck your shupos. Fuck your dead nigger. Fuck off.
it's so pathetically easy to look at countless past threads and see that a swathe of posts are all deleted at the exact same time while others are left untouched. this is because mods can and do perform that sort of mass deletion of a specific user's posts.claiming otherwise is either bait or extreme ignorance (retardation)
>>537225087The shupo/anime slop posting will continue until the mods actually do something it seems
>>537225115>claiming otherwise is either bait or extreme ignorance (retardation)yeah he knows he's been found out and is trying to come up with excuses now
>>537225087This would have never been a problem if people didn't avatarfag with off-topic images all the time.
>>537225087we own this thread! :3long live TF2!
>>537225180They wont because those characters are from Blue Archive which is also a game like TF2 and the mods don't care about game characters being posted in the wrong general.
>>537225470So you admit it's off topic from this general then
>>537225520Yes. You're point?
>>537225520It is but since they are also from a game the mods see nothing wrong with it, like that other guy who avatarfags with a sonic character here.
>>537225602>>537225567Stop making excuses for these shitposters
>>537225470>>537225520there is no (read: zero) rules about posting game A in a thread/general dedicated to game Bthe rule is that things should pertain to video games, not specific video games in specific threads
>>537225793I don't like that rule.
>>537158925>My issue what I'm trying to point out is that a high tour engie really shouldn't be out damaged by the 3 soldier stock soldier and 0 tour demoman or 8 tour non gas pyro.Okay that is true
>>537225180You'll be waiting a long time. Anime website btw
>>537225878tough shit
>>537225793What is: off-topic postingSomething that violates a rule
>>537225980I miss steam friends poster
>>537225980How so?
>>537225980want a steam friend that i can meet in real life and cuddle within addition to some other things
>>537225980he's going to melty again if you keep pointing out the trvke
>>537226042Me too>>5372260535 years ago people were posting anime in tf2g. In another 5 years people will be posting anime in tf2g.This is the site culture you signed up for
(voice) spy: shupornagrphy
>>537226090https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HjLN1TA3bc
>>537226141Only applies to board with anime shit, the other boards I use have almost no anime at all so this is not an anime website because of the amount of content that has nothing to do with anime on here.
>>537226141Nuclear trvke
>>537225980uh oh, can the "oldfag" discredit this post with another essay!?! find out next episode!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dLXLzE4TO4
Why can't you move on from 2003?
>>537226415why can't you use another website?
>>537226415i didnt know genshin impact was from 2003
>>537226463Because this is an anonymous website that you don't have to sign up for, that's what this website is all about.
I'm playing Deadlock while waiting for the MvM update
>>537226269>the other boards I use have almost no anime at all How does this statement apply to what I said about tf2g?tf2g has always had anime in it, as I said. I don't care if you go to /sp/ or whatever but the entire board has an anime culture which is why it's here. You can keep getting mad or you can go somewhere else.
>>537226551I'm playing.... goldrush
>>537226537ok, so don't get mad when people post anime
>>537226570Sorry I only joined here at the end of last year, I didn't even know there would be a general about a 2007 shooting game and when I did I didn't expect to see it full of anime girls.
this is what tf2 is all aboutyou may seetheyou may copebut that doesn't change reality
>>537226709I will get mad because males above the age of 21 shouldn't be pretending to be anime girls, it gives me the fear to be honest.
now that the anti shupo melty is over, can we all go back to playing TF2 and being friends again? <3
>>537226835lol
>>537226715Well that's how it is here. If you don't like it you can leave, demanding an entire site change its culture just for (you) is selfish and retarded. >>537226748trvke
>>537226847always was c:
>>537226748
>>537226847We were never friends. And never will be.
>>537225980>2020See this phenomenom of wanting attention by being off topic is so funny
>>537226847maybe be friends, maybe will be?
>>537226927Your culture is very trans friendly!
yesterday on turbine, some guy kept saying what's up my vanilla faces? for quite a while, was pretty funny
>>537227103yeah well trannies also breathe air and drink waterso you might want to stop doing that
>>537227162I don't give a shit nigga
>>537227103TF2 was never infested with them for the longest, it was funny since in 2009-2012 you could straight up call them mentally sick, etc. It's relatively a new thing from the 2016+ area of tf2.
>>537227259Wow bro that's crazy! So anime spamming is a newfag thing? Something they claim to hate?
Does anyone know the cause of objectors swapping pics midmatch? I remember asking this in the past but can't find stuff about it anywhere now.
>>537227352I didn't say anything about anime, glad you made that correlation tho, homo!
>>537227103it's friendly to mentally ill people in general, it did the same with bronies, then furries, and after those fads now troons are the big one
>>537227352you're illiterate and misread the post... he's saying anime predates the trannies by almost a decade
>>537227391How does that make me homo?
>>537227259i miss when uwu furries where the worst thing you can stumble upon on tf2
>>537227460you love sucking dick
>>537226715>I only joined here at the end of last yearthat much is clear, newfriend
>>537227470that was the internet in generalthen 2016 happenedand everything went to shit
>>537227541Proof?
>>537227543Yeah I was here after the whole demofloyd drama happened, shame I missed out on that..
>>537227541where you at? wanna earn a quick 5 bucks?
>>537225087I'm interested in /tf2g/ culture but what this general has become has nothing to do with culture. This place is an asylum for lonely and depressed social rejects who furiously refresh their half dozen 4chan tabs while watching reruns of anime they're nostalgic about, and then getting an endorphine rush when some other lonely and depressed social reject decides to post fempyro nonsense that says absolutely nothing. Because the purpose of these exchanges is not saying anything meaningful or insightful or funny, it's just to simulate some kind of interaction so you feel less inclined to kill yourself due to your lack of life.
>>537226835cry more faggot.
>>537227470>>537227552unfortunately the only way forward is to just be honest and sincere with these freaks man, you can't even jokingly feed into their bullshit since they're so irony poisoned>>537226835it's called disgust, what you're feeling is disgust
>>537228638i wasn't agreeing with you faggot. so don't even reply to meI hate tranniesthat doesn't mean I'm gonna start creaming tranny at the wall
>>537227413>after those fads now troons are the big oneIDK if bring those two were a fad in TF2 it's kinda a specific thing, but i can agree about this.
>>537228792Whether you like it or not you agreed with me, you yearned for when the average person was at least grounded to some extent, especially in tf2. also >creaming, you're the faggot here
>>537228408fat ass teto is tf2 core
what should the next OP be?
>>537229319--> >>537229150
real reddit hours
>>537229371tf2 is redditcore>>537229106>>537228408Every teto avi on tf2 is a she/her... so true sisters
>>537142986>I'm a fan of the "less distraction explosions" mod thoshow linki also enjoy the no rocket trails modi used to run dx8 to have less pronounced rocket trails, otherwise you literally have a big smoke cloud in front of you when you shoot rockets
oh, back to shupo again
>>537229319>>537229150Seconding
>>537229150Thirdening
>>537229735i need one of those
>>537229843bless the anon who cut it
>>537229319It's way too early for you to ask this. But anyway this
>>537229984do you have the cropped image saved?I might need it once I get the new objector and the decal tool
>>537230080https://files.catbox.moe/qjj5m1.pnghere bro
shupootis
where do all the shupo images come from because i doubt you guys actually use /bag/
>>537230870I use AI usually
>>537230870I get them from /v/ shupo threads or from the other shupoposters in /tf2g/
>>537230870>i doubt you guys actually use /bag/anon.......it's actually a way better general then /tf2g/at least 2025 tf2g that is
Team Fortress 2?
>>537231358play the game nigga
>>537231358yeah tf2>>537227363 I'm still waiting for someone to answer my question
>>537231358i love that game :3
>>537231358yeah and i keep seeing a bunch of faggots everywhere and it makes me confused
>>537231358I feel like the servers were more lively during the bot crisis, I have a really hard time finding good games
fix it
>>537232543remove the accuracy penalty
>>537232543they should just buff all the shit weapons nobody uses, then nerf along the way, keep the accuracy penalty, but give it 12 rounds
>>537232543Fix the back hit detection
>>537232543remove the magazine penalty, then is fine
what's the highest you'll go for a tf2 related item?
>>537233960Wutville Stamp
>>537233960>0 sold listings
how do we get more funding to loving bloopander and his sensual/sexual parts?
>>537234868i forgot about the bloopmaster
>>537234936he didnt forget about you! <3
>I main C&D Spy
>>537236000nice
>>537234868>bloopanderwho?
>>537229319>>537135352well that didn't last long
I don't like when people blame 'the community' for the invasion update and Valve ending community updates. We didn't get a say. Valve played favorites with (and to this day continues to play favorites with) drama queens and they got drama.
>>537237869sure
so many comp players are just hardstuck open because they only train DM and dont have gamesensethe idea that comp TF2 is just about having the best aim and movement is ludicrous
>>537225953Thank you for understanding what I meant.
>>537193281>racistSHMORKYstop posting that
a spy gun that tracks players with low HP, no crit damage penalty, but higher accuracy
>>537239219just move your mouse you cripple nigga
who was the guy offering to run badlands pugs? the tf2cc alldiv runner just ran one, shit was fun but most ppl had no clue how to play the map at all, i was pretty much teh only guy telling them how its done
>>537239081why?
>>537240276because stonetoss is a racist and obsessed with shmorky, a pedophile
>>537240276/tf2g/ is anti-racist
>>537240276TF2G is a diverse, inclusive, antiracist, MAP ally, emporium-supporting community or something
I really dont give a damn about posting stonetoss but yeah the dude might be a nazi, lol
Applying the "tit for tat strategy" to how I decide who to heal in TF2.
>>537241537tf2?
>>537244209fine back to our regular schedule.tf2 sniper is gay
>>537244773ideally yesbut realistically no
Do you think TF2 failed as an esport due to the design of the game or do we fault something else?
STOOOOOP using tf2ber newspeak like saying something was nerfed "into the ground"...
my penis was nerfed into the ground
>>537245813No one talks like that.
>>537245813you are the one using it
this thread is totally uncool bruh, imagine not having such rizz. Such cringe, such unbased.
>>537245310It failed for a multitude of reasons, but it's core design not being made for a competitive format was a major factor.Just look at what tf2 comp has been for 90% of it's existence, sixes or highlander, with weapon bans for both, which is not the same as the actual game.For games to have an e-sports scene, normal players need to be able to play the same game. This applies to normal sports too, where the top players are still playing the same core sport/game as little Timmy in his backyard with a few friends.Competitive Team Fortress 2 deviates too far from the 12v12 clusterfuck format of the core game, so Valves hopes of it becoming an esport were dead on arrival.If Valve really wanted to make it an esport they would've had to make their own official comp format instead of following the playpen(s) compfags had made for themselves.Team Fortress 2 was never meant to be a competitive game, it was made to be a casual game you hopped on after work, maybe with a few buddies, and just have fun playing the game, occasionally doing some dumb strats when it got a bit stale. Trying to force it into a competitive sweatfest was doomed from the start because it was made to be the exact opposite.
I sure love mastercomfig for setting graphics.
ah fuck this isn't /bag/, took me a second bye TF2 frens
>literally any dogshit excuse to post tranimeholy mental illness
I find rocket trails annoying but i dont wanna disable them alltogether and have them look like picrel.Is there any mod to change the rocket trail particles into something more subtle that you can still see but can also see-through?
>>537245310it was never meant to be a competitive game
>>537245310>failed as an esporteSports are what happens when a company pumps money into a game's competitive scene to make it function as an advertisement, selling the dream of being a professional player to teenagers and 20somethings. Games like this are often carefully crafted to present as competitive, using the MMR hamster wheel for the dreamers to invest their efforts into and measure the outcome, and relying on the plethora of downsides matchmaking has to ensure that only a tiny percent of players will reach the very top, placing the binary of victory or defeat above all else. You can see an example of this in Overwatch, with GMs giving players warnings or matchmaking suspensions for playing off-meta characters.TF2 was never intended to be an eSport; it was created in an era where eSports didn't exist, with the closest thing being professional StarCraft leagues in South Korea and DotA in China. An era where if you told a hot girl at a party that you were a pro gamer, the entire room would fall into an uncomfortable silence before erupting into laughter. An era where a bunch of greasy nerds would spend all weekend LANing in an internet cafe for a grand prize of $200 and a 6 pack split 5 ways. TF2 didn't fail as an eSport, it won by never even trying.
>>537245310The competitive scene did okay on its own for years but there's no world where it reaches Dota or CS levels and that wasn't good enough for Valve. They could have made a spin off designed from the ground up for comp and that probably would have actually done well and we'd all be better off for it but no.
>>537245310"due to the design of the game" is a really vague conclusion but yes, I would say the barrier of entry is one of the key factorsif we compare it to a more naturally successful esport like cs (huge prize pools in csgo did help boost it but it was already before that a popular game series for competitive), the barrier of entry is understanding that player 1 points his gun at player 2 to shoot and vice versa, smokes covers a place with smoke and fire covers an area with fire (there is of course more depth to it but from a noob view thats all you really need to know to be engaged)meanwhile the barrier of entry for tf2 comp is understanding the 9 classes and the different ways they engage in fights and vastly different unlocks from stock (why is that guy jumping into the enemy instead of shooting from a safe distance? why is the doc not ulting everyone when he can do that? why is the scout not always double jumping in fights? etc etc)a noob will get overhwhelmed by the amount of info he has to take in to engage, turn 360 degrees and walk away
>>537245929>>537246006>>537217123
>>537248275thanks for linking your own post
>>537245310Probably doomed from the start but Valve barely even tried. The weapon drop system is ridiculous and that should have been the first thing that got changed if they were serious about it being competitive. F2p's can't even own all the weapons in the game because their inventory is too small so objectively a f2p will always be at a disadvantage vs a premium player. At minimum they should have made all weapons unlockable via achievement and made it so achievement items don't take up room in your inventory.
>>537247017The way you capitalize esports immediately shows how clueless you are. You're right about TF2 though.
>>537246416Finally! and please stay there forever!
Why is /tf2g/ so dead?
i wish death upon vaccinator abusers
>>537258450it's banned on the zestytopia servers, join us there :]
Okay, I am once again asking for the MvM updateWhere is it, Eric?
>>537261032I am once again asking for you to GO BACK >>537243437
>>537232543just remove the dumbass spread penalty
>>537261032*mumble* *mumble* 2 weeks
>>537227990SOVL
>>537263282yeah, playing with an objector again improved my tf2 enjoyment by tenfold
>Backpack.tf downOh shit
>>537264641>Zesty made his move against the Geel empireoh shit
>>537229569https://gamebanana.com/mods/download/12444
>triple the points of the server's second highest player>my team still losesGoddamn Spy is such a joke but I can't stop playing him
>idle bots ruining the tf2 economy >valve knows thisWHY DON'T THEY JUST FUKIN BAN RANDOM ITEM DROPS?? its not like they give a damn about f2ps.
>>537107707Some classes have better assortments of items than others. All-class items help even the playing field in this regard. If nothing else is good, you'll always have the DoN as an extremely good option.
>>537245813>This weapon is high risk, high reward>It makes [class] a glass cannon>It packs a wallop>It rewards good aim>This might seem OP, but it's balanced out by [red colored stats]>Can't pronounce L'Etranger, Shahanshah and Claidheamh Mòr>This is a meme weapon
>>537266331Idle bots are basically the crypto miners of the Team Fortress 2 economy, they ensure that there's some real-world cost incurred to gain ref, which is electricity in this case.
>>537267849I dont like pronouncing L'etranger like "Letronj" it feels so immensely pretentious. I'm not french, i'm not cultured, i play fucking TF2 in my spare time
>>537269151jontohil2 seething rn
>>537264882>no screenshotsdo you have any example of what they look like>>537247017gaming competitions have always existed, hell John Carmack used his ferrari as the prize for one of the first important quake tournaments ever, which was won by the guy who invented the WASD control scheme by shootersWether older tournaments and clan scenes were "eSports" sounds like just a pedantic, semantic argument, but tournaments have always been a thing, and TF2 has similar trouble than quake in that its a lot of fun to play but not many people wanna spectate
>>537269505click on overview dummy
Con-che-ror or Con-ke-ror?
>>537142986>pretty cool didn't know it existedsöylarlight did a pretty good recap of it few years back and how you can fuck over spieshttps://youtu.be/E2-0JWhExs4?t=775
>>537270614konk-eror
>>537269505tons of explosions here >>537142986
Console: Thanks for using serveme.tf Anon! Have you considered donating to keep this service alive?
>>537270614https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8613lWdoo7Atl;dw in American English it's called a conch ("conk") which makes sense for the pun, but people have been misguided by Spongebob calling it the British way, conch ("conch")
Redmond = RedBlutarch = DeadGray = Redemption
>>537232543Make it reload instantly on critical back-shot kill.
>>537244209How come this sets off some of the troonporium sisters in here, i don't get it
Buff Spy to make him a sidegrade to Scout in MVM. Why is that so difficult?
>>537276178I wonder if the mvm update will include some changes
Whose Spy is it Anyway?
>>537277830must be the green team! wait... there's no green team... and he's wearing a massive RED jacket.. hmm....
>>537277958wrong, it was blue spy and you died like the retard you werehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnuVXR-FIwc
>>537277830Why would it matter if he’s cloaked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Byid_9ufc4ohow it feels to play spy spamming voice lines with cloak and dagger to troll the enemy engineer
>>537276313Best you can hope for are bug fixesRIP Big Rock Sniper spot
>>537277830Erm the colors blend chud so it all evens outLearn color theory next time :)
>>537281770they'll never answer this btw
zatoichi should do self bleed on miss
>>537285630The Zatoichi is supposed to be an honorable weapon for the art of Iaidō. It's not just a crude cudgel like the Boston Basher.
>>537286075sex
There should be a tv show about the medic alone, since the medic would realistically interact with pretty much all other classes and characters
>>537286123https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kog5BdjDdto
I feel physically sick after a few games of MVM. People who have played this shit literally thousands of time are beyond mentally ill.
>>537286075SEXO
>>537294712SEX
>>537292120Expect one hundred hours of playtime for 1 aussie. MvM isn't worth our time and the update will be shit.
>>537295221https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kog5BdjDdto
>>537295436I'm sorry you're gay anon
>>537295623I would rather be gay than a pdf file
>unironically using pdf file
>>537295758sexo general
>join a payload game>full of tryhards, the kind that have strange weapons with 6 digit kills, never talks and forces you to go full tryhard yourself or perish>leave cause I don't feel like going full tryhard>join another game>same as before>repeat SEVEN FUCKING TIMES>give up on payload and join a ctf map>repeat five more fucking times, with 5 different ctf maps except the fucking 2fort>finally join 2fort>finally do not have to play againstIs this it? Am I locked to 2fort only if I wish to play against people with less than 5k hours only? God this game might not be dead but you must have no life just so you can have fun nowadays.
>>537296409that's it, until you run into me tryharding in 2fort :^)
>>537295623I only like real girls.
>>537286075drawing your blade and missing your opponent is dishonoraburu
>>537296409>join a payload game >fresh game, 12v12 >play the game for kills, like most people looking to play a fps game >3 minutes in >player has disconnected x7 >server half empty>doesn't fill back up >they all left to play 2fort and hightower is this it? am i locked to only playing in half empty lobbies because these fresh installs feel physical pain from videogame deaths?
>>537295623>being gay means you're not attracted to drawn little girlswaow... next you're going to say sexual relations with real women is gay
>>537295353Skill issue, my friend and I got aussies on our 7th tour, and I have another friend that got one on his 8th tour
Volvo... you know what must be done.
>>537296409Something I learned from Overwatch was that one person's tryhard is another gamer's breathing. My friend who was hardstuck gold told me his games were unwinnable, so we performed the unspeakably evil act of my playing on his account for a couple of games and streaming it for him. The unrelenting slaughter that resulted from me just existing in those lobbies was eye opening.Tf2 was better when it was newer and people weren't as good at it yet. Now we somehow have to make baland games where everyone from the mentally impaired to the most adderall infused tryhard has to coexist in the same lobbies.
>>537295758reddit is thataway, kiddo
>>537303701what is blud waffling about
>>537304292blue archive is one of the most popular subreddits, what are you talking about!
>>537303701That's crazy.
>>537303701Nexon is a cancer, it is no surprise that people who are into BA are literal vermin.
>>537303701>Valve games>popular in Japanthe fuck are you talking about?
Is /tf2g/ good again yet?
>>537304937peaks of gaming, btw
>>537305191no and it never will. Just like the game itself.
>>537305230nokojima is still making stuff people like, but gaben only sits on his ass and collects money from his online casino.he's not peak anything.valve either pioneered or perfected so much of the garbage plaguing the gaming industry nowadaysthey are not your friendsand gaben is only a peak businessman and pr puppet since he's managed to brainwash a whole generation of millennials into thinking that he's just a cuddly fat bear and valve can do no wrong>but they made half life and tf2tf2 was almost 20 years agoshit changed
>>537303701>All of their games are popular in Japan, not in gookland.I have seen plenty of gook tf2 fans but never japs fanssame for csgo and especially dota 2
I'm tech illiterate so the question might sound stupid but, is it possible to get DDOSed through the game? My internet connection shat itself after I gamed a little too hard on frontier and had to restart my router
>>537305876cool, but i didn't ask for you to write thatyou asked if valve games are popular in japan, i replied with a picture. 'nuff said
>>537305230>>537306167Just because he met Kojimbo does not mean Valve games are popular in Japan, and that's a terrible example because Kojimbo's a total westaboo, he's an outlier.Most of Valve's games are FPS's which do poorly in Japan because it gives them motion sickness. This is famously why Metroid Prime bombed in Japan despite being a Japanese franchise with a female protagonist. There is a small minority of Japanese players who do play games like TF2 and CS2 but I would by no means say it's "popular" over there.
>>537305191If anime girls slop was banned then yes.
>>537306979trvke
>>537306979kek, first ever good fempyro post
I deleted my Ghastly Gibus.
>>537307258sucks you can't ask valve to get it back, back in the day you could hit up their support for it
>>537307309I don't care because I never wore it.
>>537307460still
Forget about new MvM missions and new aussies. We need new contracts.
>>537307163He's been anti anime forever, thougbeit
would this be a good sniper set?
every time i return to /tf2g/ i am disappointed once again to see that the op is some fucking blue archive waifu with tf2 shit slapped on top of it to justify it being the op. it's not as if we're out of tf2-related images.let me guess. there's plenty of waifu avatarfagging up above for sure. i'm not gonna check
>>537311190It's really just a samefag schizo, you can tell when he's on because he gets super offended anyone points out the fact and suddenly the thread is "active" but in reality its him shitting up the thread with his goonfolder
>>537310539Interesting primary idea, but the rest aren't great. Secondary is something you'd hardly ever use, and the melee is useless since the tribalman's shiv exists. Sure it does half damage, but most people aren't even using that, so why would they use a more high risk option?
>>537311190Welcome to /bag/. Do you like it here?
post the images.
>>537313785
>>537313290that pic is not tf2 either>b-but he is on a community map! (which will never ever be officially added)then konata is tf2 because she is on a tf2 map
>>537313904i'm talking about the drama above
>>537314203HUGE DRAMA DO NOT OPEN
>>537313993Is sh*po on a TF2 map?
Konata is tf2core!
Zestybros... it is over.
https://youtu.be/vWsrQZgkXyU>Grabber is butthurt about Watergate
>GabberMore like whiner lolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxeRInbP4coThis is a common occurrence btw
9/11 is Thursdayupdates get released on Thursdays will Valve do 9/11?
Two Towers update
Tilted Towers update
Gabber yra Lietuvos Respublikos nacionalinis didvyris.
>>537315745So much this
>>537317527https://youtu.be/3AjsV-thPd4who'd scout boink cate meowdy or meow skulls
What should the next OP be?
>>537318032
>>537318032Zesty Jesus
>>537308536I don't get why valve won't do this. Like what's fucking fucking problem? Is it that hard to pick a few warpaints and throw them in a contract once a year? They do it for halloween already so its not some herculean task we're talking about. They could have been doing fresh contracts to steer people into lesser played maps and modes but nooo we can't do that because... because we just can't!
>>537318126faggot
>>537318381what's in it for them?
>>537318381>>537308536>be valve>create Contracker to make six billion simultaneous campaigns>make only three (pyroland, merc park and halloween)
>>537318602They can sell passes like the jungle inferno contract.
>there are so many Halloween maps in TF2 already that you'll have to grind 24/7 to MAYBE finish all the Halloween contracts
>>537318032You already asked this faggot>>537229319>>537135352
>>537318816Hoping this year I get the last items I want so I can free myself from contract Hell
The people of /tf2g/ have spoken. The next OP must be Zesty Jesus.
>>537318032this>>537230063or this>>537168317
Another TF2 summer coming to a close
>>537318838That wasn't me, someone is stealing my gimmick.
hl pugs?password: oihguvsucks
>>537319335next OP right here
Waiting for the 750th post to see the next OP.Don't fail me now /tf2g/.
>>537318032I want this >>537319335
>>537319335But I will not forget you
>>537318816>55 maps means you have to grind 24/7 for a month
>>537319492Reminder to skip early schizo threads
>>537319543sorry, meant this >>537319549
/tf2g/ niggas really be throwing tantrums in their schizoshacks about what picture is used first for the next OP lolololol
>>537318816it takes like two weeks if you no-life itI only say that because I think it took me that long last year but it might have been faster, but i cant remember for sure
>>537319610I'll pretend to be a ritualposter and bump them instead.
>>537319335>>537319549sovl overdose
>>537319807Anime isn't sovl.
>>537319610reminder to ignore threads with copied ritualposts
>>537319549This one won in the marketplace of ideas
>>537319610>AAAAA the thread was 2 seconds early I'm going insaneThe Raped general.
>>537319549THIS
>animeposters will put another anime edin in the OP even though /tf2g/ voted for Zesty Jesus
>>537320101>>537320101>>537320101on time GOTTAM
>>537319549hell yeah
>>537320232there was a last minute kino entrant that got more votes sorry zesty bro
>>537321000>trips of truthI kneel
compfags amirite fellow zesters
ZESTY IS A FUCKING RETARD :3
