Aislinn Edition>LATEST NEWS:Total War: WARHAMMER III - Dev Chat 3 - (Aislinn and DLC Changes) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFUm6H-cXkoPatch Notes 6.3: https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war-warhammer/blogs/78-total-war-warhammer-iii-patch-notes-6-3Patch 6.3 Dev Blog: https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war-warhammer/blogs/77Siege Rework: https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war-warhammer/blogs/76Tides of Torment delayed: https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war-warhammer/blogs/75-total-war-warhammer-iii-tides-of-torment-release-update?page=1Total War 25th anniversary: https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war-warhammer/blogs/73-join-us-for-the-total-war-25th-anniversary-celebrations>Stuff1d6chan: https://1d6chan.miraheze.org/wiki/Total_War_Warhammer/TacticsRoll Charts: https://imgur.com/a/81snQma>Total War: Warhammer IIITide of Torment teaser: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQNKhxbQKuMTotal War: WARHAMMER III - Dev Chat 1 - DLC talk (Dechala): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avVyfLV6YXI Total War: WARHAMMER III - Dev Chat 2 - DLC talk (Sayl): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wN0zM9gp-s>Older TitlesSteam: https://store.steampowered.com/franchise/TotalWar-OfficialPrevious thread: >>537007449
A NEWS UPDATE THAT DIDN'T INCLUDE A DELAY JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
40k is next.
Thanquol soon, friends!
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Dark Elf dlc status?
>>537137118In that context it is. If you had Canadians bragging about how much American girls love their cocks, and every time an American girl was posted a leaf went "built for BIG CANUCK COCK" or "she looks like she fucks leaf men", you'd say it was a weird cuckshit-adjacent fetish, which is no different here. When you jerk off to Elf miscegenation with human men, you are jerking off to racial impurity as a fetish, no different than the people posting queen of spades on /v/
>>537137932I want warhammer 4
The Mist Hero will provide Increased Mobility.
>>537138061You'll get it, 4(0).
>>537137737We still have to wait to see if the DLC (ToT) add some DoW units (probably the Bearmen for Norsca) or not.
>>537138060The trick with these things is just to ignore them anon.
>ai lizardmen major factions other than nakai (mazda, kroz, etc) are unable to recruit units at allCan they do anything right?
>>537138043Delayed to December 2026
>>537138043Best I can do is to add Devotees to Morathi cult.
>dlc expected in late October TIDESOF DORMANT
>>537137619>big fight at a bridge>see unit of slanesh demons fighting my treekin and 2 spearmen>watch as they squeeze through 3 units to go run at my artillery>send in 2 units of dryads, 2 units of ranges at them>they squeeze through 4 more units and start attacking my artillery>send in the eagle archers to bodyblock and protect artillery while I order the artillery to retreat>they squeeze past the eagle archers and keep attacking the artillery until they finally evaporate from army losses>end of battle>rank 9 artillery unit disbands, took too much damageI am beyond madwhy the fuck did they give the AI the ability to walk through units?I can barely squeeze through a single unit of infantry with chariots and the AI can just do it with infantry
>>537138060total war?
>>537138526Total Womb: Race Wars
>>537138060What if I also enjoy Elf men getting with human women?
>>537138717You're on probation, but we're watching you
>>537138717Based, but only if the human woman is the dominant one
>>537137619>Sea Elementalsso that one leak was fucking true
>>537138060trvke
Arkhan feels fun. You can buy the next army very quickly along with your first research for 4. Combine that with taking advantage of skeleton laborers you can save a shitload of money for even more armies. Drown the world in skeletons.
>40k actually is the next TW>but its Horus Heresy and not actually 40k>Peturabo, Konrad, Leman, and Rogal are retconned into women>El'Johnson, Fulgrim, and Vulkan are trans>Sanguinius, Angron, and Magnus have the worst VA's imaginable>Bobby G takes 3 years to add to the game
Is this Noldorfag?
>>537138440If you overlap multiple units it becomes nearly impossible.
>>537138569
>>537139057Please God yes. HH was a fucking mistake, make the Primarchfags suffer.
Are all factions getting sea sieges?
>>537139057>Horus HeresyDoA
>>537138265I don't see a problem - the patch wasn't released. Some unintelligent people opted into the beta to be guinea pigs and unpaid testers. Too bad for them.
You guys missed Clio beating some historyncel, fake fans.
>>537139185Even when doing this, if there's some impassable terrain (like a bridge), the AI can just force themselves to squeeze through single file through any number of your units.It doesn't work if the player tries tho
>>537139404>Beta, named after the second letter of the Greek alphabet, is the software development phase following alpha. A beta phase generally begins when the software is feature-complete...The AI being unable to spawn units doesn't sound feature-complete to me.
>>5371395323:0?
>>537139840Broken mechanics is a minor bugMissing assets is a minor bugDisappearing factions are a minor bugLag and long load times are a minor bugCTDs are a minor bugCorrupting save files are a minor bug
total war set in the modern daytotal war set in the world of Hyenastotal war in the Worms universetotal war Yakuzatotal war dune (yes I know somebody basically already made this)total war Sonic hedgehogtotal war Warhammer: Underground (dwarves and skaven only)total war set in the stone agetotal war set in the Outlaw Star universetotal war cyberpunk 2077total war resident evil
if you had even a tenth of his focus and drive you would have already saved yourself and your parents, anon.
total war tony hawk pro skater
reminder that archaon only seems strong because all of his gay homo norscan followers carried him to the finish line
>>537140046>no total war pokemon>no total war redwall>no total war armello>no total war corruption of champions>no total war digimon>no total war hazbin hotel>no total war amazing digital circus>no total war santa clause>no total war equestria>no total war skyrim>no total war fallout 3>no total war set in the fyrefly universe>no total war set in the wild wild west universe>no total war ultimate showdown>no total war set in the bob ross show>no total war dinotopia
Total War: Inuit Quickbooks, the game where you can play Total War while filing your taxesReleases for $75 (plus tip) every January, and game auto deletes itself after June 4th every year
>archaon hates chaos so much he becomes their chosen so he can destroy the world and take them with it as a long con>the new world that comes after not only still has the chaos gods in it, but archaon is in it stuck just doing their biddingis there a bigger moron?
>>537140953consider that it's GW writing
>>537140953Archaon in AoS is above the gods' demands. They sent daemons and assassins to kill him and it just made him stronger.
Bretonnian rework status?
>>537141080>Archaon in AoS is above the gods' demands.They are literally called Slaves to Darkness bro cmon.
>>537141070it's not bad writing so long as archaon being a professional clown and the chaos gods always getting the last laugh is intentional
>>537141293Anon, ARCHAON the Darkness.
Missed the boat on Slaaneshi handgunners/long riflesPerfect shots desu
>>537141183Right after Geomantic Web rework.
i am enlightened by my own intelligence
>>537141360Yeah sure Archaon sure 2 more weeks till complete Chaos death.
>send stalking unit over the wall to take the gate>gate opens>the entire army tries to crawl up a ladder instead of walking through gateWHY
>>537140502dinosaur themed total war would be cool though, kinda hard to do well however...>>537141560as a Lizardmen player idk what they should do for the Geomantic web reworking....
>>537142046because you're stupid.
ELVES SUBMIT TO BIG HUMAN COCK
>Sea ElementalDoes it means no Merwyrm ? Or can the Helves get 2 big SEM in the DLC ?
>>537138265Works on my machine thoughbeitsoever.I saw the posts and was hoping to have a casual Skrolk steamroll but it's the same as usual.
>>537141858He's currently re-igniting the war between the Gods as a way to weaken them while wreaking havoc across the realms. He just helped the Great Horned Rat ascend to full Godhood to destabilize the Great Game, which will get even worse when Slaanesh breaks free and declares war on Tzeentch.
creamgods, we have to wait for the official patch release to get the new files, don't we?
>>537142206>>>https://www.learn-english-online.org/
>trying to do achievement for "play every battle" meaning no autoresolve>having fun with my armies and builds, around turn 80>check achievement list and it's "play AND WIN every battle">lost a turn 20 battle because it was a 1v2 elite stack wardec
>>537141360>Archaon is in so deep that he thinks he's free nowlol lmao
>>537142206Also do you think the Sea Elemental will be availble to other factions (like the Incarnate Elemental of Beasts) ?
>>537138804That's peak
>>537142584Harkonfag...
>>537142584No Sea Elementals are too tied to life magic for Vampire Coast to use
>>537142206Merwyrms are Age of Sigmar and Old World only. CA can't use those.
>>537143103So are Mist Mages then but we still got those in this game
>>537138440Its another strand of pasta in CA's spaghetti code. For some reason units dont have friction in the frame they are issued movement order. Because AI spams movement orders in each frame, it can push through units without friction contact slowing it down: for example your 2000 mass Chaos Spawn can only cut AIs 2000 mass to half of its max speed. You can achieve same results by using autoclicker.
>>537142102That's a known bug that's supposed to be fixed in the siege beta.
>>537142206Kill the (DLC) beast, raise the (DLC) beast, rule the sea!
>>537143103https://totalwarwarhammer.fandom.com/wiki/Amanar...
>>537142206Looks clunky to be a unit, this should be a spell/summon.
>>537142989Well, I suppose we wont get Ethereal Grail Knight for Cylostra then either since Grail Knights are anathema to undead and disintegrate them simply by being close to them. An undead Grail Knight would be simply impossible to implement.
>>537143103>>537143195Both are from the 6th edition army list variant.(also the Merwym was also in the 8th ed Monstrous Arcanum book)
no super sea guards?all those helf units are unuseable outside of meme skirmish games
Total War Redwall when ?
>Total War 40k>Soboro would start making Yvraine contentLET'S FUCKIN' GO
Excuse me, but why are Slaanesh cultist girls bald?
>at the gym>listening to sotek react to the news vid>physically winced in cringe at least twiceThis much concentrated onions is enough to kill a horse.He threw a full shitfit that the dev said the skycutter was pulled by eagles as compared to a ‘sky roc’ bird or someshit.Like, dude. Stop.
>>537143743they've cut their hair to an EXCESSIVE degree
>>537143743A rejection of Elven culture maybe.
>>537143743so you can lick their head
>>537143743So you shitlord misogynists don't get turned on by objectifying womenThis is a UK game
>>537144196wonder how the CA devs feel about him doing all the pedantic changes he wants
>>537144528Almost certainly ‘holy fuck stop bugging us you scaly loser’
https://youtu.be/wFUm6H-cXko?feature=shared At the 11:00 minute mark, he says ships won't have to land to attack settlemnts anymore.Huge buff for Vampire Coast.
>>537144730there's ships in this game?
Autobros he's laughing at us...
>>537144730Nice, it was dumb having to attack Lothern with black arks just to not be sitting there on land when a bunch of asur stacks are nearby
>>537145328i'd fight more battles if they loaded in and out faster>can't just load a save directly from battle >have to consneed, wait until the game says I can open the menu and then loadits 2k25 why does it run so poorly
I've never really noticed the gargoyle on his headThat can't be comfortable
>Aislinn and the Mist Mages both buff ranged units giving you a intersting new and fun way to play, please buy the DLC!Geez, I can't wait to play ranged Helves after all my Alarielle's sisters of Avelorn doomstack, my Alith Anar's shadow walker doomstack and my Eltharion's mistwalkers doomstack.
>>537144196>hes thanking his lucky stars they delayedI want his head on a spike
>>537145328Could be done in WH1, WH2 and even on release day in WH3. All he and other people are really sperging about is how autoresolve shows you if any of your units die, and if they don't it becomes super easy for autists and people who are mostly interested in campaign side of game to press autoresolve.People would play more battles if they didn't know which units would die or even if the chance to win was obscured, not 100% correct like it is right now.This exact thing happens in other turn based games like HoMM where people love to autoresolve 99% battles, it's not TW exclusive problem - it's genre "problem".
>>537145992It would help if battles were more varied than open fields and charging at each other.
>>537145992should only allow autoresolve if the chance to win is either a decisive victory or total defeat
>>537146116Maps should be like 4x as big
IT WILL HAVE STUFF FOR COASTIT WILL HAVE STUFF FOR COASTIT WILL HAVE STUFF FOR COASTTHE PIRATE KING
>>537146116>>537146235maps should be procgen again so each one is actually different
>dechala is the direct cause of the delay and they had to entirely remake her, with a full 180 turn on her direction (from roaming horde to building pleasure palaces), ergo, getting the quickhack build>also slaanesh is getting the least racial rework, just buildings and techsHow we feeling slaanytrannys?The sweet sorrow? The blissful agony?This is what you wanted, yeah?
>>537143279that's such bullshitAnd it could easily be fixed by making it so the Ai didn't fucking spam click as their way of ordering movement.
>>537146334>not different opinions on whether it will or notsmdh luthorfag
why did they think its a good decision to make the next dlc about 3 of the shittiest factions?
>>537146116It wouldn't because the most vocal group of people hate anything that isn't open battle.>>537146235Making the map 4x as big wouldn't change anything because it would increase load times which would force more people to autoresolve.>>537146174That could work in theory, but it would have to be designed in such a way where autists like Legend wouldn't get butthurt that he's forced to play battles he'd consider to be perfectly winnable. It would have to work in a way where people don't get to bitch about how "autoresolver math isn't fair" to them.
The only game I've played where the maps aren't open field is Arena
>>537146481Rework = tons of OP "mechanics" so I'm unbotheredGelt is shit now
>2 more months when this was supposed to be out like maybe end of july>10 months since the last lord pack for the next oneWhat do you even say anymore?Even if it is all hands on 40k, why the FUCK would I start to invest into it seeing how they handle long-term support for shit like warhammer, troy, pharoah, 3 kingdoms?
shut up cunt
>>537145795Your T1 archers will have the sisters strength, the shadow warriors stealth, the mistwalkers range and you are going to enjoy it.
I remember playing Tribes 2 and if you went away from the bases to fight over you could just go for fucking miles of hills
>>537147180HAPPY MARRIAGE WITH (Clumsy) ASUR PRINCESS
https://strawpoll.com/wby5QJ2zJyA/please respond. surely there are more than 10 posters in these threads (all luthor harkon).
my lord > your lord
Imagine the future where Hyenas Join the Ack never existed and Total War Warhammer 3 got 3 dlcs per year
>start new campaign>get the cult of pleasure building AGAINREEE I want to see the other ones CA!!!
>>537148009my hero > your lord
Northmen come
>>537148451Apparently not.Delayed again.
empire 2 soon
Did performance get worse in the beta?
>>537143362Not in TW3 + not a unit.
>>537148840Yeah it's dogshit for me but i've got an amd card.
>>537149043I've got a 3060ti and a 5800x3 and It runs a lot shittier in the beta.
why is shogun 2 so fun to play even though its so shallow? am i just a weeb?
Tides of DLEAY
>>537148451norsca has female units? (besides Valkia)
>>537146956Battle map arent the issue with load times. Modding tools allow you to test custom/normal maps through debugging tools and they compile in seconds. The issue is retarded programming: judging by disc access, the game saves current campaign state to disk and unloads pretty much everything from memory, so each time you enter battle the game essentially writes everything to memory, shuts down and restarts in battle mode (loading saved units to battle map). When you finish, you reboot the entire game again.
>>537149178Just good solid gameplay
The problem with the grudge system is that it forces a tall-building, slow-growing, defensive, bunkering faction to play extremely aggressive and wide, I don't like it and it makes me anxious by fomo. It should work more like a Waaagh! in which the player has the power to decide when to start The Age of Reckoning, and the grudges should accumulate more or less as it is now, with historical Dawi strongholds and enemies having more, former enemies in campaign also giving more, etc.
>Total War:PokémonIt's already priced in
>>537150510>i actually think it would be unironically cool
>>537139057>Leman, and Rogal are retconned into womenbased
>>537149985Ok, let's agree to that. How would bigger maps change anything though? Let's assume all maps are now 4x bigger and 4x as much complex/diverse. If you are on the defense you'll always choose the exact same spot to defend at because some spots usually are the most optimal. The novelty of bigger maps will quickly diminish. If you are on the attacking side, potentially you might take 4x as long to find enemy who decided to hide from you in one of the forests, 4x the size 4x the trees potentially, also 4x as long to move your troops around in order to engage. In my opinion people would just autoresolve more.
>>537139263is this why pygmies didn't come back for age of sigmar?
>>537150452Or you can stay small and use the deeps to stay strong. Getting the first tier or two every time is easy and the negative got nerfed anyway for failing.
daily reminder the canon reason there are no female space marines is because space marines are abhumans and cannot be allowed to reproduce independentlybehead those who promote female marines
>>537150743>Lady RussThat's just Horo.
>>537138061this nippon, ind, araby and khuresh as the starting factionshobgoblins as race pre order packamazonian assets found on the database
>>537150860NTA but I would be happy with better maps with more geographical features, like proper hills, canyons, etc. and no INVISIBLE WALLS near them, allowing ranged units to get to the border of the hill and shoot from there.
>>537150452Embrace the Dwarf spite and just tell yourself that grudges can't be settled, no matter how many you actually settle. "1 wrong put right, but the Great Book of Grudges remains full". Embrace the seethe, make it part of your gameplay and seethe about everything, only then you'll become free.
>>537150927no the reason why there are no female space marines is that in the 1980s board game companies making products for white men didn't have communist political commissar offices dictating what products to make
Lords having to be attached to units needs to go.
>>537151253I agree, it would be fun, but' I'd rather first test this on current sized maps, just in case. CA could always expand maps later.
40kfags don't even really want a game, they know total war 40k would be shit like every other 40k product. they just want other people to be as miserable as them by knowingly wasting resources
is Omens worth it?i rarely play as these races
>>537145328CA has to bake in AI unit command. It's long overdue and will fit in just fine considering how hectic and arcadey warhammer is.
>>537151784>they know total war 40k would be shit like every other total warftfy
>>537151971that too
Why do fantasy and 40k fans hate each-other?
>>537151950Birbs are very useful for ogres. Not sure if that's a good reason thoughbeit.
expand every map by 50 units on every side but make the added area a retreat zone where standing in it without an attack or move order starts a countdown that makes your unit leave the field.
>>537152039I think it's just histoids playing pretend because they know that there won't be any grand historical TW title anytime soon so they are just miserable here.
>>537152039fantasois accept and embrace homosexuality but cuttind your dick off to pursue some gender dellusion is too far for them. 40niggers are going all the way in
40k sucks because it is popular, unironically. 40k whales have kept games workshop alive for the past 20+ years when they don't deserve to exist
>>537145992I'd agree if autoresolve wasn't so broken. One unit taking 99% of the damage and getting popped was always annoying as fuck. I'd say having a difficulty option that just tells you "you will lose 5 whole units" instead of specifically which one could be fun. That way you know you're taking a risk instead of assuming you're fine and losing some anyway.
>>537138060>Having sex with a woman without a husband/fiancée/boyfriend is NTRDo I need to filter the word adjacent, in another thread somebody keeps writing paragraphs about how vaginal sex is homosexual adjacent.
>>537152306 the people that pretend to like total war pharaoh and total war slant eyes are just redditor sycophants that will buy anything CA puts out. real hisGODs don't want a nu-engine nu-CA total war slop and just play modded (pirated) Rome over and over
>>537151092I want narrative campaigns in an immortal empire setting. I don't just want to paint the map
There it is, the fabled Skycutter.And to everyone's surprise it looks as dumb in motion as expected.
we don't need more humanslop factions that are actually OC and not even dark-fantasy themed because that would be problematic
>>537153149you are wrong
I will continue to doom about 40k because I am aware just how shit it is now. people who only know about it from dawn of war and 15 year old memes are in for a rude awakening when they find out how enshittified it has become. gw is literally more incompetent than ca to the point where the gameplay in a tw 40k game would be the most redeeming thing about it. the only reason tw fantasoi got off without too much retardation is because it was a dead setting to gw at the time.
>>537153262Are there no more appealing or reasonable units anymore? An awful lot of the new units added the past ~2 years have been very ugly. Even RoR of normal units are insanely shit, like Khorne's Chosen RoR, like honestly what the fuck.
>>537153262>the man with no taste.jpg
>>537153603What are you talking about.
>>537153754Cathay
>they did nothing with geomantic webkekkaroo
>>537150927>>537151307The actual reason is that GW removed the female heads from RT-era (when female Marines were real, and Marines were extremely different) kits to save on resources, and since they saw no change in sales they just didn't add them back in.And because lore is based on models, no female Marine heads means no female Marines.
>>537152039Fantasy gets neglected and then ended and replaced with fantasy 40k40k gets mountains of shit that 40k players say will be good, preorder, then say is terrible, all while demanding 40k versions of whatever fantasy getsIts an older brother that got ignored growing up watching his younger brother get doted on and turned into a spoiled brat
>>537154113And the models look like this
>>537152556Sure, could be a reasonable solution. CA at one point should make an autorsolve beta where they test out couple of different options and solutions to see what's the best way forward.
>>537154319>then endedThat's a blessing
Total War:Half-life & Portal
>>537154329>He thinks they were that detailedLmao
>>537155015zamn I can understand getting rid of femstartes if they're this caked up
Total War: Marvel VS CAPCOM
>>537127050>Eisen with a hammer.Does that mean Stark will actually become Sigmar in this version of events?
>>537154329Bulgarian Slampig (Ironfist)
Total War: Grand LineTotal War: KonohaTotal War: Soul SocietyTotal War: EldiaTotal War: Equestria
>>537153724most people only learned about that franchise from space marine 2 you delusional retard
>>537155120>Total war: game dev liars (the factions are Molyneux and Tofdd)
>nothing from the siege rework was implemented yet>Dechala completely redone>Still trying to figure out how Norsca will workCA Sofia is an embarrassment
>>537155678>Total War Neptuniakino
>High Elves get a sea unit>it's not a mermaidDoes anyone know what they meant by Aislan attacking people with boats not just being characters on land? What does that mean?
fantasy>40kvermintide>darktidecis homosexuality>hrtluthor harkon
>>537154435autoresolve won't be changed substantively because it's literally a cheat and people don't want to lose its power. if they hide the result like it used to be people will just reload their save if they lose. if they change the calculations so that you are forced to manually play more battles people will just complain until it's changed back or install mods. the problem is not the mechanic, it's the kind of player that the mechanic invited in, and ca obviously isn't going to tell those players to fuck off because at this point they are the majority.
>>537155950luthor>harkon
Total War Tamriel
>>537153747Look at the animation, it looks like the carriage is frozen, like a T-posing humanoid, only moving up and down in direct relation to the bird doing the same. if not for the vague movements of the flag behind it I'd assume it's no clipping through reality. What's more, this is them while advancing, it's gonna look even worse when the unit is still.
>>537156008If that's the case then it's inevitable for the genre, just like it was for HoMM. People autoresolving most battles is just an inevitable norm once novelty becomes routine. Nothing we can really do about it apart from adding optional settings for people who want more battles but have next to 0 willpower to fight the battles manually without those settings.
There are no major issues with the implementation of autoresolve, actually
sex sells
>>537157008i can't take fat "people" seriously
>>537157008Is that Sayl?
>>537157008This is a 9/10 in Bongland
>>53715372440k is better now that ever beforeEverything was improvedThanks to Contrast paints and Primaris sales they could afford to bring back side games (including Warhammer Fantasy), expand every nonMarine faction and introduce new onesDawn of War 40k era was complete garbage with nothing but muhreensI have no idea why you retards keep seething about it, it's completely and utterly baseless. Literal only downside are a bit more niggers here and there and femstodes. All Xenos in particular are fucking feasting since 8th edition.
>>537157413that makes Grace an 11/10
>>537155450>Total War: Grand Line >Total War: Konoha >Total War: Soul Society >Total War: EquestriaWhat if the gameplay is good, though?>Total War: Eldia This should just be real.
>>537153724Literally no one knows about the lore like you retards, they see a faction they like and they play it.That's it, people couldn't care less about which helmet each marine uses.
>>537157723This should just be real.total war equestria*
>>537157781>its just helmet autismkeep telling yourself that, brother
>>537158242It literally is.>Nooo they changed thing!>I don't like when they change thing!
Think I have to fire up Tehenhauin campaign and check out if his special red chiefs got any trait changes. I remember some of them being really damn good.
>>537157462>expand every nonMarine faction and introduce new ones Exactly what every necron fan wanted, quirky redditors.>expand every nonMarine faction The elves have one codex. In previous editions, they had three some times, and four subraces (fuck the retcon that said Deldar choose to be like that). >expand every nonMarine factionStill no T'au auxilery codecies.>expand every nonMarine faction Chaos Deamons haven't had a codex since primaris came out, Chaos Cultists haven't existed in a longer amount of time.BUT we do have FIVE Chaos Marines codecies, nice expasion to the nonMarine factions.> All Xenos in particular are fucking feasting since 8th edition.LOL
>Dechala>The Masque>Sorcerer-Lord >Exalted Hero>Devotees>Slaangors>Pleasureseekers>Champion>???>Sayl>???>Great Shaman-Sorcerer>Fimir Noble>Fimir Shearls>???>???>Chimera>Curs'd Ettin>Aislinn>???>Sea Helm>Mist Mage>Ship's Company>???>Skycutters>Oceanids>Sea Elemental
>>537158374today the space marines have different helmetstomorrow the SS is knocking at your door because you didn't preorder the ultimate deluxe super edition of the new total war game, bundled together with a $400 box set (10% off for buying it with the game) and your ass is getting raped in prison by yours trulybut nooo, just keep pointing and laughing at the silly autists who take things too seriously
>>537158374>libtroons make garbage that's impossible to defend>l-lol w-why do you care haha let's just drop the subjectevery time
>>537158982warhammer is a liberals IP.
>Primaris are politcal nowNo they are just shit.
>>537159074>warhammer is shitPreaching to the choir
Liggers or Kangs for a first playthrough in this glorious beta?
>>537158982>/pol/tardEverytime
>>537159284/pol/god franchise, genre and medium
>>537153724
>>537159372lollmao even
>>537159206HELMAN GHORST!
only the tabletop game of 40k became worse, the lore is the same quality as before.
>>537159425Have fun when tyrandis don't get a codex in 12th because the genestealer marines who were introduced in 11th are more popular.
>>537159596Oh no the thing that's 80% arts and crafts will have slightly different rules
>>537159594nobody cares about tableslop tholike who tf thinks spending hundreds of dollars on low quality unpainted plastic toys is normal?
>>537159425is this another "women play tyranids" meme
>>537159729No
>>537159729Yes
>>537159898No it isnt I just said it's not
>>537159531Yes, nu-GW is a communist nigger tranny occupied government that only produces garbage. Thanks for repeating my post
>>537158483He will never respond to this
>>537159596>Complete unrealistic doompostingSure sure
>>537160063Because he malds about it every week
https://youtu.be/wFUm6H-cXko?si=Ls_Og9CxB8-A4D82&t=876>one of the interesting things about Sayl is if you buy him, you get the full norscan roster from the original faction packwow, cool, thanks for letting us know CASo when are they going to tell us what caused the delay?
>>537153724> because I am aware just how shit it is now. people who only know about it from dawn of war Yeah, khornites who are afraid of blood and used poison to kill their enemies for their god were way betterFucking deluded nigger
>>537158483>T'au auxilery codeciesThat would be extremely stupidYour opinions are fucking retarded.
>>537160090>Completely unrealisticSo back in 8th edtion there used to be a codex for Chaos Deamons and Chaos Space Marines. There is no Chaos Deamons codex anymore.A faction getting deleted to get replaced with a Space Marine version litteraly has happened.
>>537159725a lot of people
>>537160331Because the daemons are in the other codices and it works better this way.Daemons weren't deleted at all.
>>537160331happened in earlier editions as well. whats your point?
>>537158483>Exactly what every necron fan wanted, quirky redditors.You are aware that was necron lore before your favorite first dow was even released, right? they just used very old and already non canon one for that gameFor some reason "fans" of old wh40k lore, somehow never even know it
>>537158483>If they don't do these in this specific way I'll be madAutism, I hope you see the everyday here while I campaign post about my Tau railgunning sisters.
what's with all the fucking secondaries flooding the thread all of a sudden?can't you no-games fuck off back to >>>/tg/ and talk about your shitty overpriced plastic over there?
>>537148451northmen cum
>>537160729They removed entire Xenos codices from existence or are the Deldar and Harlequins in the Eldar codex too? Losing two codecies doesn't sound like expanded
>>537160808>She thinks people that like Warhammer fantasy only like the fantasy part.Lol
>>537153262The skycutter looks good for what it is. It's not like you would want to see someone being pulled behind an eagle like chariots behind a horse. The only problem is it's so big it will be destroyed by Fell Bats in melee since every single bat will be able to succeed its melee attack roll and the chariot will only have 3 attacks to defend with.
>>537160927Deldar will still receive a codex though.Harlequins are very barely an army and indeed are in the Eldar codex, you know nothing apparently.
I cant even tell if Khalida's archer "penetration" is working or not. 1 on 1 you still get buttraped by Thorek.
>We already got a showcase of Norscan and Slaanesh content, stop rage baiting. You haven't even paid money for this content yet - the longer we wait, the more we're getting for our money. We are literally losing nothing by CA delaying content releases.
>>537160495>The other codicesThe other marine codices for running chaos marines. Where you will be asked what chapter your army is, and get mechanics related to that marine chapter?
>>537161354I think he literally doesn't know that the codexes aren't all just released at launch and googles "factions without codexes in 10th"
>>537160992no one was denying the existence of mentally ill games workshop drones. but your home is in reddit
This post is on-topic because I said it is, OK???
>>537161407The fact that they like literally said, now twice on two different occasions "Yeah we had to go back to the drawing board because it wasn't fun" is so funny and sadThey said they had to like completely do Dechala in the high elves one, and said they're not making any changes to Slaaneshm. Also the fact that the first slaanesh unit they're adding is a DARK ELF unit made me laugh I think they're betting on the people interested in slaanesh just not watching the high elf video
>>537161640Jannies stopped actually caring about whether a game is on topic for the general years ago
>>537161354I thought primaris sales allowed GW to expand nonMarine factions AND xenos factions especially. They couldn't expand the Harlequin line-up? >barely an armyLike Imperial Knights? Inperial Knights who still get their own codex?
>>537161906>Like Imperial Knights?No, they're even worse.
>>537161825I blame /gsg/
The 40k deniers are more annoying than the people excited by it.I don't even care about it, just want my med3, 40k is obvious as fuck as the next fantasy game.
>>537156907battles only become routine because the ai is shit and abusable. it would take way longer for them to get stale if the ai was able to play at even the level of an 80 iq human retard instead of an absolute monkey.
>>537162230organic post
>>537162436Yep just got it from my farm.
>we iz outta moves massa
>>537158631>Dechala>The Masque>Sorcerer-Lord>Exalted Hero>Devotees>Slaangors>Pleasureseekers>Champion>???Snake Knights (All other Gods got and upgrade from Knights: Skullcrushers / Doom Knights / Rot Knights)>Sayl>???>Great Shaman-Sorcerer>Fimir Noble>Fimir Shearls>???>???>Chimera>Curs'd EttinBeorg as LHThe bearmen and Preytons as units.>Aislinn>???>Sea Helm>Mist Mage>Ship's Company>???>Skycutters>Oceanids>Sea ElementalNo idea for the LH but probably not Caradryan (I think they are going to keep him and the Anointed of Asuryan for a futur "mini DLC")Merwyrm as unit.
>>537158483>Exactly what every necron fan wanted, quirky redditors.None of this is real. You are obsessing over a single character Tranzyn which isn't even a marvelshit quiptard anyway. You quite literally made up shit to mald about. Everything else about them was improved and fleshed out naturally. Them talking, their leaders having their own goals, having their own dynasties with their own heraldry was a thing in DoW games even. They got subcultures and tons of new units on top of this. They continue to get new stuff constantly with new focus, Necron fans literally couldn't be happier, it's one of the most popular factions now.>The elves have one codex.Space Elves had separate Harlequin and Craftworld codexes in 8th edition even - the Primaris Edition - as pointless as it was. They only got updates recently after all those decades of neglect and only thanks to Primaris. Soon they will get another Corsair expansion thanks to Primaris as well. Same deal with their dark kin which already is being updated.>T'au auxilery codecies.Tau explicitly got a massive Kroot upgrade with numerous new units, cool lore bits and recently Vespids. All thanks to Primaris>Chaos Deamons haven't had a codex since primaris came outYes, they did, last time in 9th edition.>Chaos Cultists haven't existedGW keeps spamming Chaos Cultists all the time. Traitor guard got new kits too. Either Exodites or Lost and the Damned are next factions to create. Damned exists in all but name now anyway>FIVE Chaos Marines codeciesNot only do they include stuff for everything Chaos related, it is indeed amazing to have as well>LOLKroot, Tau, Necrons, Tyranids, Eldar, Orks - all are getting shitton of content both in lore and models since Primaris sales allowed GW to experiment, instead of just making Marines and barely scrapping by. Sisters, Genestealers, Votann, Admech got fleshed out only thanks to Primaris and Contrasts and more is to come.Primaris saved 40k from only being a marineslop
>>537159425>Troon paint nids and Primaris
>>537162769Singular voice on click: WE WUZAll soldiers respond: KANGZ
>>537163069>yrlietcuck thinks he has the right to call anyone else a troonthanks for the laugh
More like Turdcutter amiright?
Alright 40k deniers! FINE!If 40k isn't coming, what is it then?They said they were gonna show "new gameS" in december, and that there would be plenty to enjoy "wether you like history or fantasy."So what is the non-historical one then? HUH, SMARTYPANTS???
>>537163069What? I'm not trans and I don't do either of those things, why did you reply this?
>>537141183Cancelled.
>>537159729It really is a thingIf you like Tyranids you're basically trans at this point
Toilet: Total WarStarting factions: Poopmanii, Pissmanii, Cumanii and Vomitmanii
>>537163293sonic hedgehog
I fucking HATE when I'm playing an "order" faction and there is an ordertide, like man wtf where are the REAL enemies? Literal Kislev minors defeating Arbaal.
>>537163293>history or fantasy>what is the non-historical one then?Well it must be fantasy, not scifi
>>537163469Would probaly outsell 3K and Warhammer combined kek
>>537161640Total War with factory game mechanics would go pretty hard nglimagine: if you want high tier units you better start working on those conveyor lines
tabletop trash basically became outdated once video games were invented so they're propped up by literal mental illness
>>537163517use the unnatural selection mod to buff themand maybe even delete some order factions
>>537163293It won't be anything that has orcs and elves in another fantasy medieval scenario. It would just be Warhammer again with another paint.If not 40k, I could see something mythological with Norse, Greek and Egyptian shit... Other than that, maybe GoT, but I doubt it.
>>537163597 >(retarded bullshit) would go mothafuckin hard n shit nglwow u a soo wiight dey shoulld maked a gaem lige daat
>>537162815>No idea for the LH but probably not Caradryanwon't it be Aislinn's 2nd in command? This girl
>>537163579nu uh fantasy is merely a cover up because if they said sci fi it would give it away
>>537157462>40k is better now that ever beforenot when sniggers exist>>537157781it's not even about the lore. it's about the shit roster bloat that adds tons of garbage new units while also neglecting or outright removing the ones that people actually liked. it's about the garbage rules that get worse in every edition and are blatantly designed to sell more toys with balance and faction design as a complete afterthought. if you think this won't carry over to tw you're retarded.>>537160681dawn of war came out during 4th edition. necrons were only a couple years old at that point and still on their first codex. idk when nucrons happened but they didn't even get their second codex until 5 years after dawn of war added them.>>537161470even so it's absolutely insane that like 4 different recolors of space marine have gotten a codex before dark eldar have gotten one.
>>537163387That's not true
>>537162232How would that change anything exactly? Let's assume WH AI is suddenly leagues above it's current lvl, when players initiate the fight they are still presented by the same outcome summary screen where they can press autoresolve button which means they can skip the fight against more competent AI. How many more hours would that add to players who like to be challenged and play at highest lvl? Would that be enough or would we still arrive at the exact same destination of autoresolving 99% battles? For example I have combined 4500 hours between all TW:WHs how many more ours would I be able to squeeze out from battles? 500? And what then? Autoresolve simulator? The thing is that if the game doesn't force player to play the battles with optional settings, sooner or later players will skip battles entirely. I can still play the battles normally without autoresolving them, that's not a problem I'm facing, but many other people do and just kicking can down the road might not be good enough.
>>537163857>resource management is le bad
>>537163951>it's about the shit roster bloat that adds tons of garbage new units while also neglecting or outright removing the ones that people actually likedIs this about updating marines again? Kek>Garbage rulesIrrelevant for TW>Sell toysIrrelevant for TWYou're retarded
>>537163597imagine the ai cheats when they can already print out armies
>tfw Slaanesh will never be HellraiserpilledHellraiser isn't even that lewd just make things more fucked upEven fucking AoS has a cool harp made out of someones tendons or whatever
>>537157462>it's better because there's more of it even though it's all shit40ktards actually think this. that's why they drool over their safety bibs and piss their pants in excitement when they read that the 8237 poopsovian regiment fought off the tranyids on planet monkeypox suffering 823742 billion casualties
>>537163906She's not a WFB character so she might not show up
>dont play tabletop but enjoy reading comfy codexes>download some new codexes>they got of individual pages with lore for each unit, its just stats and maybe some models now40kniggers explain yourselvesis there anything you wont swallow
>>537164438You should try to cram in more buzzwords into your post
>>537164089Why should I care? If someone wants this only for a shit 4X instead of the spectacle of smashing armies together they're retarded but they've already bought the game. It's not like a multiplayer game where I need my team to not be shit.
>>537164584You understood my post perfectly which is why it upset you
>>537164438kek
>>537164438Did you have a stroke or something?
>>537164546Surely they talk about lore for those units somewhere in them? Like that's just shit marketing, telling you how cool the unit is is what makes people want to buy them.
>>537164816They do, the eldar one has a page for each aspect.
TELL ME WHAT DLC TO GET ON SALE AAAGh
>>537163951>even so it's absolutely insane that like 4 different recolors of space marine have gotten a codex before dark eldar have gotten one.Kinda but they're cheaper to make, someone had to be last, and you gotta have big releases sprinkled throughout or people get bored
>>537164089it wouldn't affect the map painting retards who just want their cheat button so they can skip battles and continue map painting, but it would help people who get bored of fighting after 3 or 4 battles because they play every one with the same cheese. 500 hours is way more than most people spend on any single game. if you could delay boredom for 500 hours that's mission accomplished for everyone that isn't totally obsessed with the game.>>537164170nobody, literally nobody, not even the fattest, smelliest ork fan who is still on some bbs because he's too old for discord asked for sniggers. meanwhile they send kaptain badrukk to legends.>Irrelevant for TWyou are naive like a little child if you think gw won't have their hand up ca's ass when it comes to what units are allowed to be used in the game.
>>537164642Lol if you don't care then why are you even replying?
>>537165059Dawi Zharr
Remember when CA made a game set in the trojan war and removed all the mythical elements but also didn't make any of it historically based on the bronze age so it was basically a shitty Rome 2 mod being sold at full price
>>537165059What DLCs do you have and don't? Chorfs are still top notch. Kangs are very nice as well now. Lord packs depend on what factions you like.
>>537165171Because I find the discussion interesting but not the people who autoresolve, those are two distinct things
>>537165067again it's telling of exactly what 40k is like when space furries are considered a bigger release than dark eldar. the closet gays got their book before even orks and tau. and this is after gw said that 10th edition would be getting rid of special rules for subfactions, but oops they lied and were only talking about non-marine ones.
>>537165231Really? Good thing they didn't release the mythical elements that should have been there from the start later as paid dlc!
>Legend still hasnt put out a reaction videoWas the Aislopp stuff they showed for the asurcucks that bad?
>>537165164I think just delaying is not good enough. There should be more permanent solutions in the game via optional game settings, just like how there is a button for Iron Man mode, there could be a button for blind/obscured autoresolve summaries, because why not? It would be the easiest implement. AI improvement would be additional bonus if CA ever dares to tackle it.>>537165507If you say so, fair enough.
How can you have sea elementals summoned in a land battle
>>537165470>Chorfs>top notch
>>537165923mogs me
>Sea Elemental>aka "Asurfags got upset that Chorfs got the Kdaai Fireborn and they wanted a SEM version or it"Grim
I wonder if all the shitty OC units are going to be made into shitty plastic toys for GW to sell a year from now like Cathay. probably part of the delays is from working out all the copyright crap
>>537165792I can do a quick summary of potential Legend reaction video for you:>50 minutes of autistic malding
>>537165910they are made up of water molecules in the air, DUH.
>>537165910piss elementals from the latrine
>>537166071More like Gays Workslop can't make the Merwyrm into an actual mini without costing too much so they forced CA to just make a meme sea elementalAlso outside of the bolt thrower skycutter, the revealed units are useless in the greater High Elf scheme of things
>"he is efficient and brutal to the enemies of Ulthuan and single-minded">what is Eltharion>what is Alith Anar>what is TyrionWow what a "unique" lord option
>>537165059I got golgfag to fill up the ogre roster. They are kinda fun in battle, not so in campaign.
coom elementals from your soldiers jerking off
>>5371639061) TOW creation2) She is Alberic grand mother.
>>537166417the youtube comments defend this by saying that Eltharian only hates ORCS and Alith Anar only hates DARK ELVES and that they are stand up guys who are good with kids and dogs besides thatlots of jokers in the comments
>>537166417Which is probably why GW never actually made him a lord it should have been caradryan
>>537166071No, we wanted Merwyrm.
>>537166705Why is elf sad?
>Asur antis getting uppityYou faggots will literally bitch about anything, cope, seethe, dilate, everything they showed is good, Reddit is that way
I LOVE ELVES
nice try fag
>>537166789Reddit loves high elves retard
>Aislinn>Mist Mage>Sea Elemental>OceanidsNOOO! THEY ARE NOT UNITS FROM THE 8TH EDITION ARMY BOOK! IT'S IMPOSSIBLE, /TWG/ EXPERTS TOLD ME HIGH ELVES WERE DONE AS A RACE WITH NOTHING TO ADD! NOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>537166705the mod for it is pretty good, just need to cut the Skycutters now that they are in-game
>>537166417I can translate vague:>will have executioner trait>will have -20 diplo with order aligned races
>>537166417I was so confused when they were describing him
The elementals are a choice for sure, curious to see how they play. Would have preferred the merwyrm but there is still hope.As long as we get the anointed for a lord and not a the Sea Helm I am happy.
I, for one, am excited about the slaanesh crossbowsI didn't think they would actually do it because muh armor piercing flankersthe high elves stuff would be cool in age of wonders maybe
>>537166630What would be Caradryan shtick? Efficient and brutal to the enemies of Ulthuan and single-minded?
>>537153724No one cares about your vendetta over GW, just accept that people like things that you don't like
Slaanesh doesn't need ranged units, just steal the enemy ranged units
>>537167485I mean, is anyone in warhammer not brutal?
i'm really enjoying my khalida campaign now but its partially because kroq gar isn't going apeshit to my south
don't care, slaaneshi dark elves are cool
>>537166417bruh it's the high elves, assur fags are the type of people who think plain bread is too spicylike wtf were you expecting form a helf character?
>>537167659You got me.
>>537167485He is the most zen elf there is, pre Asuryan that description fits him though. Now he is just some mysterious warrior sage who, and excuse me my Asur lore is a bit rusty, doesn't talk as per the phoenix guard oath but then does again in the end times? Think he couldn't be a lord in the TT anyway
Korhil my beloved... It should have been you...
>>537167659Nurgle, according to reddit
>>537167859He could be a good hero who helps rebuild relations then? Good for any HE faction.
>>537137619Should I play TWs in release order or straight to 3? Is there some kind of story to follow?
>>537167805Shadow Walkers are such a cool idea because the unit card implies theyll be like Shades but theyre instead just better Shadow Warriors exclusive to Alith Anar, really depressing desu, I feel like they should have more AP given their speciality is fighting Dark Elves, a high armored army
>>537167987Once the big End Times DLC drops next year Sofia will pump out infinity single character DLCs. There is yet hope.
>>537167805I was literally thinking yesterday that alongside skaven dark elves are great because of all the interior conflict and intrigueYou could almost do a game of thrones series set just in naggarond
>>537168051Think he will be the LH hero for Helves, along with anointed lords. Doesn't do much to boost relations as he is mostly chilling in the shrine of Asuryan and riding phoeni
>>537168164yes, you need to start with Shogun 1 to get the full story
>>537168376Sorry, I couldn't get past Attila. But really though?
>>537168164No, the games are in reverse chronological order anyway because they started with the apocalypse, not knowing they were gonna make sequels, you're fine to start at 3
>>537166415>Also outside of the bolt thrower skycutter, the revealed units are useless in the greater High Elf scheme of thingsThis is true for every faction. TW:W is long complete and there is nothing to add to it anymore. Game is deep into fanfiction territory now and they struggle to even come up with anything for dlcs anyway. Only jarring thing remaining is still Imperial placeholder in Southern Realms instead of Dogs of War. And that's the one dlc they will apparently not make LOLIt would preferable if CA fucked off and stopped breaking mods constantly because they added another low effort units with cheat "I win" buttons for factions in another dlc/update
>Faction effects>"has access to">"gains access to">OP as fuck mechanicsEvery time
>>537167067And once High Elves were revealed, they shifted the goal posts to "B-but it will be half-assed like Gorbad". Meanwhile:>Greeniggers had to pay for Orcs with shields>Chadsur get two Skycutter variants as one unit>Greeniggers don't get lore of trolls>Chadsur get mist magic>Greeniggers don't get campaign mechanics for existing lords>Chadsur get two of them
>>537168680no just go straight for 3the "story" in these games is the setting they take place in
>>537168164The actual story in WH games is told backwards. It starts with WH3, which events happen before WH2, which events happen before WH1 - but WH1 "story" - The End Times will probably be a new dlc next year for WH3 so apart from WH1 minicampaigns that have some "story" you can totally drop WH1 and never play it. Also not every part is canonical in game, like WH3 Chaos Dwarfs and Champions of Chaos campaigns, those aren't canonical, they are just "what ifs".
>>537169003End times will be a separate game you retarded goyim will have to buy on top of already owning every other game and dlc to play
>>537168906Asur players want a super sea guard, CA gave them meme units they'll only use once
>>537168940>mod-tier LL>floppy blue dildo>le ebin flying chariotthe mist magic is cool though
>>537167659Its not about the fact that hes brutal like every1 else its the fact that at least you can understand somrthing from each one that the other anon described>Tyrions has anger issues and loves to be in the heat of battle because he thinks thats all hes good for, doesnt think through much besides being intelligent in battle, leads to misunderstandings>Alith Anars entire backstory from his family dying after Malekiths betrayal to Morathi corrupting his fiancee into a Slaaneshi spy led to him going edgelord on the Druchii, hates his fellow Asur because he feels theyre wasting their time with stupid politics>Eltharion has a deep grudge against the greenskins because Grom the Paunch killed his family and destroyed his land, made him into a bitter, cynical elfAt the end of the day theyre all basically the same but their backstories are at least there, the only thing theyve told us about Aislinn is>hes brutal, hes efficient against the enemies of Ulthuan>he rides a shipLike at least give us something else, that just makes him sound even more generic then the rest of the High Elves
>>537168805>>537168973>>537169003Thanks.
Why did Mandalore say that he hated the idle unit indicatorI love it and think it was the best thing 3 added
>>537167659Some, like Skarsnik, are cunning.
>>537166780She is prisonner.
>>537169554Like the cheatsfag ITT, literally anything changes triggers his autism and is always bad no matter what.
>>537169148I already had them in game tho
>>537167805Alith Anal is supposed to be a brooding edgy Elric type of character, they really fucked up making him into another Hugo Weaving in the Hugo Weaving faction
>>537169256>7th Legendary Lord>monstrous infantry unit with quality animations for a faction that lacks monstrous infantry>frequently requested unit with two variants>unique lore of magic>two free campaign mechanics>"Ermmmm, this is bad actually"Your shitty 85 IQ melee slop DLC flopped so hard that even Chaos factions are getting archers now.
Yeah I'm thinking Helves lost BIGLY
>>537170110Your pissbaby faction has an LL with infinite ammo for his army and you ridicule meleeslop?
Beast women submitting to high elf cock
Elves vs Skaven are the two player factions everything else is NPCslop
>>537170110>"Ermmmm, this is bad actually"YesOmens of Destruction was a shit dlc because it wasn't worth paying forthe hight elves DLC is adding retarded bullshit to the game that will directly lower the quality of the final product simply by existing
>Reddit vs Reddit are the two player factions
None of the faction are reddit, none of the factions are only enjoyed by the far right, all of the factions are fun and cool.
>>537170584Empire and Dawi rarely fight each other, anon.
>>537170725Got any more lies?
>>537170584Ratbros... not like this...
>>537169256>floppy blue dildohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNDnPYY1FYc&t=32
>>537170449Where is clan ack then?
>>537171014theyre keeping the final skavenslop in the back pocket to save the game when the whale money runs out
>>537169554In his review? When?
I will buy the dlc for Norsca not for anything else.
>>537170584>>Reddit vs Reddit are the two player factionsbut enough about Thrones of Decay
>>537171314you aren't allowed to speak badly of ToD because it has landships and thunderbarges and people asked for those
>someone calls the ratfags and asurcucks reddit>reddit defense force: "b-but the Empire and Dwarfs!">two beloved /twg/ racesWorks every time
>>537171481>she's talking in third personmindbroken
>still responding>"i-im not seething"Hello r/totalwar, epic upvote my dude!
>>537171481>YOU ARE THE REDDIT, I AM THE 4CHANS.
>>537171481All races are beloved /twg/ races you are the only retard
>>537171853yeah, except for the empire and dwarfs
>>537171471Thrones of Delay.
I've had a chest infection so I started a Nurgle campaign but it's starting to clear up and my ludonarrative is not kino anymore...
>>537171853Except wood elves
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I'd like to give med2 a try but... jesus christ>need a 3rd party program to make the camera bearable>game doesn't explain at all what your agents actually do>wsad keys are binded to certain unit commandsthe last one made me quit. I chose England and went into the starting York rebel battle, my units were randomly going in the opposite direction of where I told them to go. Then I understood that I kept pressing the W key to move the camera which tells those units to retreat... So I either need to rebind those keys or try to use the arrows to move the camera if that's possible. I'll try again tomorrow I guess, just feel kinda done with it for now
>>537172076the only faction that isn't reddit, coincidence?
>>537172149Anon I think you just got filteredlil zoom zoom
>>537172020go outside and eat some dirt and hope you get another disease
>Slaanesh update>no autistic sperging>Norsca update>no autistic sperging>HElf update>the thread goes to shitwhy do the HElves bring out the worst in anons?
>>537171481>Dw*rfs>beloved /twg/ raceI will not stand for this kind of retcon.
>>537172385elf hate is just barely veiled anti-white seething
>Devotees of Slaanesh kitbashMy new favorite theory is they did it on purpose so R*ddit complain and use it as excuse for a new delay.
>>537172385the state of the official forums when the high elves were getting killed in their own faction intro for wh2 was a sight to behold
>>537172385>race is literally archer spam the video game>DLC LL gives buffs to archers like all the other fucking onesI guess you can get K'daai Waterborn and K'daai Waterborn (Big) and the flying cuckmobile
>>537172385To many beast men who have seen the beast women of their tribe dripping with high elf cum
ALL ELF PLAYERS ARE ON HRT
>>537172653It was glorious..
>>537172653You mean the trailer?
Helf players love corner camping and being lazy hence why they want souped up hybrid units and better artillery.
>>537172747What if I play Alarielle specifically to use the Slaanesh mod where N'kari hijacks her faction and re-arranges her guts?
>>537172385>Slaanesh updateFirst video about it was 5 months agohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avVyfLV6YXI>Norsca updateFirst video about it was 3 months agoyoutube.com/watch?v=-wN0zM9gp-s&embeds_referring_euri=https%3A%2F%2Fboards.4chan.org%2F&source_ve_path=MjM4NTE>HElf updateFirst info about it literally today.
>>537172896didnt read
>>537172747>>537172836>people talking about video games>dwarfredditors start having off topic tranny bnwo fantasies out of nowherewhy are they/them like this?
>>537172829yes
>>537173014Jeetcord defending Valaya's chosen people.
>>537172836Y-you don't understand... moving your units towards the enemy... it's MELEESLOP (which is bad because slop is in the name). It's actually very very TACTICAL to have 2/3 of your army be ranged and on fire-at-will with your back to the wall. Moving units after deployment phase is pretty much cheating anyways.
Warhammer = low IQ redditslop
its very simplemy lord will shoot your bitchass tranny water monster
>>537173374TRUEINGIf I was high IQ I would be playing AoE2 instead
>>537173374...but historians get payed more to write gay fanfiction
>stacks missile resistance
>>537173514>gay fanfictionthat's all warhammer is THOUGH
>>537171152https://youtu.be/ZRJo3R3ANsw?t=1m33s
>>537173401>bitchass tranny water monsterThat's just a description of Luthor Harkon however
>>537173590thats untrue THOUGH
epic! take my gold!
Uh chinks are you ok?
>>537173737here's something better~
>the european faction? it is composed of black women of color. it's a fantasy setting, chud. it doesn't have to represent real life>the Chinese faction? We hired a Chinese cultural sensitivity advisor to make sure every aspect of it is authentic to China's national self-imageReddithammer sisters? How do we buy more poorly made plastic toys to fund this company for another 39k years?
>>537173590Not true, one of the most prominent 40k fanfictions is Roboute Guilliman plowing Yvraine with his Ultracock.
>>537173014>topic of the thread is HElves>still trying to falseflag this as DwarffagsThe absolute state of Asurcucks
Is there a naruto mod for total warhammer 3?
coast will get stuff from this dlcyou will be hanged
>>537174152Sounds gay as fuck. Also there is no Total War: 40k, so stop discussing it here.
>>537172149I've been trying R2 finally but I can't quit the game properly sometimesI might just get the beta
>>537173913CHEN
The new High elf legendary lord will buff... ARCHERS?!NO WAY
>>537173983>Clan Ack packmistress shoves her dirty infected cunt into your face
Are we being raided?
>>537174256yeah the anti-elf posts are elf posters making double falseflags to make elf haters look like schizophrenic retards... is what a sane person would think
>>537174617
>>537174651Yes.
>>537174736What does this .gif mean
archers.. on a flying mount?!how interesting
What does Our Queen think of High Elves?
>>537174651Yes, the South East Asian 40kek Discord is seething at BestWarhammer.
>>537174372>Touhou Total Warmogs reddithammer
>>537172149using the keyboard to move the camera (outside of control groups) is degenerate. I don't know if it exists or not but the one cheat that I wish existed is one to fix the fucking mouse camera controls to work like literally every other rts in existence.
N-no your race is reddit!
no u
>>537175126Remove the "your" from that sentence and you will find truth.
>>537174106>the Chinese faction? We hired a Chinese cultural sensitivity advisor to make sure every aspect of it is authentic to China's national self-imageit's funny because they didn't even get that right. aren't crowmen and shugengan both japanese not chinese?
warhammer is reddit so whatever faction has the SECOND least content and is the SECOND most forgotten is the least reddit
>>537174939She sees them as an NPC race if I'm not mistaken
>its another asurcuck shitting the thread up>its another dwarf/empirefag shitting the thread up>reddits involved too somehow again>vtumorslopIts all so tiring
>>537174778>looking for a new squire
>>537175352Japan is rightful Chinese land, so is Korea and Tibet.
>>537173454I do play AoE2 DE and so should you, it's greatI can at least confirm the campaigns are excellent, especially Chronicles that shit was fire
curse you alla pox upon thee and thine own!
How do ogres procreate?
>frogposter
>>537175450>It's another redditfrogfag shitting up the thread yea...
>>537175457She should stop breaking her toys
Vampire CUNTS hahahaha oh no no no no dont tell them i said that
ALL FEAR THE PIRATE KING
>>537174908Nasty but he loves it
>>537174939I only saw the first game in the stream (Egypt vs Macedon) and she got her ass handed to herI don't think this hag is very good at total war
>>537176052She won the last 2, both players said their games were super laggy
>>537173374based
>check the time in the UK>9 PM on a weekendThat explains a lot
>>537175709Same as most other racesThere are female ogres called dams
>>537176052Clio was never meant for long hairthats like Sigvald with a dick
>>537176623>check time in the US>ameripigs are on their lunch breakYeah, it does
can you pirate the dlcs? thinking about buying warhammer 3
>>537176916>4 PM>LunchEurotard pls this is suppertime for is, its between 2nd lunch and dinner.
Imagine Clios bulging biceps, forged through ample wrestling steroidsImagine her ample beardgrowth. Her chesthair. Her stubby, vaguely male figure.VGV
19 archers
>>537176052She's familiar with the warhammer games but not so much the historical tw's, earlier this week was the first time she played rome remastered.
Clio will never be as bad as this
I am such a happy cuck!
mpfags are human slop
>>537176708Where are they?
>>537177063Yes
>>537177489JVST
>>537177489Reminder that Legend also beat MPniggers at their own game mode too
>>537177665In BL books and the rpg mostly
>>537177910that is so fucking hot omg
>>537177910Me as the cuck, I main High Elves btw
>>537177489why not just form a line of spearmen and archers behind?why constantly reposition your archers so they can't fire?
luthor harkon kills tourists
>>537177564Video games are fun with your friends
>>537177910why are vtuber fans like this?
>>537178129but luthor harkon IS the touristthe only reason we keep around is because his blood is cold like ours
>>537177971>BL booksUhhh bold choice
>>537178115mpfag mindset
HASHUT LABUBU!
dont post here again
>>537177971>BL booksabsolutely bizarre how it's mostly women who are into those
>>537178660Not enough HARD COCK for gay men
who invited these "people"?
>>537178660>bizarre how it's mostly women who are into men when most people are straightThat's a real thinker
Do you think that we will get another What's Next in September? They still need to reveal some heroes, generic lords and even the FLC legendary lord.
>Lord Mandalore's offensive will save us
reminder that you won't get early access to the dlc because you are too proud to be a brotuber
>redditloregayming
>>537175457space squires are averse to torture and edgelordism
>>537178907nta but men aren't that into yuri
>>537179517Im into it when its a lesbian molesting another girl in a JAV desu
>>537179649she wanted it that little SLUT
>>537179029whooooo more bitch ass softball videod yaaaay
>>537179029>lordsellout
SHOOT TOURISTS
>notice I have low reliability all of a sudden>every couple turns my faction declares more wars with 0 notice>all my alliances are gone and I have -300 relations with every faction in the game>no, I don't have that one khorne special location
>>537179517That's not true, men love lesbian stuff, it's literally one of the most popular categories of porn I feel like
>>537175852>>537179473He'll learn to love it or he'll break and she'll look for a new one.
So it sounds like Aislinn will get access to White Arks.
hey lord mandaBOREfags pls post this to his discordyour video was barely a step above milkandcuckies shill videosyou softballed so hard it was embarrasingkill yourself
>>537171990heh
Tides of Torment?Mlre like Tides of BOREment!
reminder that all tomb kings were white when they were alive and nagash had ginger hair and blue eyes
Clio sucks, bring back the true queen of /twg/
>>537180327I know how porn works that boy ended up on top a panel later
>>537180965She's busy with her boyfriend right now, she doesn't have time to pander to you.
>>537180965
>>537179956I'll answer you in a moment, just let me deduce and extrapolate the remaining majority of the context directly from your mind.
>>537180965literally who
>>537179956https://files.catbox.moe/dwn6g3.mp4
Let's start a discussion!
>>537181502Water elemental?
>>537180965Clio is tolerable as she shows up in the official creative assembly streams, but that's not am excuse for every /vt/umor vermin to post the whore he simps for in this general
there's 0 difference between a vtuber cuckold simp and someone that buys plastic toys from games workshop
>>537163384Nyo...
>>537181502Wiki gives hope.>"There are those within my order that believe the Dread Maw originally comes from the distant Hinterlands of Khuresh. Nightmarish tales involving the fabled Blood Naga Queens say that the Dread Maw were created -- not born, created -- to prevent easy travel from the west. Such tales could be entirely dismissed as irrelevant hearsay, if not for the fact that a cult dedicated to those distant horrors was uncovered in Sylvania just a few years ago -- one that had been attempting to enact a terrible blood ritual that would summon a Dread Maw even unto the Empire."
>>537181597A chaotic beast from Khuresh. Likely a unit which is yet to be revealed.
>>537181502If they delayed shit so the Dreadmaw becomes an actual unit Ill be slightly more content
>>537181656Stimpak is ok too because she is friends with /ourguy/
>>537137619Looking forward to his diplo VO. I want maximum racism.
>>537176052>>537176412Was Clio's group the only group that had 2 female content creators?
>>537181945Sotek just goes in every vtuber's chat fishing for clout
>>537181502EZ
https://www.reddit.com/r/totalwar/comments/1jzqkhv/offline_interview_for_future_warhammer_dlcs/An old leak from Reddit. It has aged... well, you make up your own mind.
>>537179956Who are you playing as?
>DoW has likely been killedWho tf keeps spreading that rumor
>>537182462me
>>537181656>Clio is tolerable as she shows up in the official creative assembly streams> Implying The bar for being "tolerable" is having the critical assembly UK have you show up in an official stream.If CA likes you that means /twg/ should hate you more.
>>537181845>creates monsters to make indian immigration impossibleare the snakemen the secret heroes of the setting?
>>537182035Can't be maximum racism without halfings.
>>537181242>>537181329She streams daily even if it isn't always strategy games. Really glad that the era of that shitty car game is over
>>537182214>DoW has likely been killedLETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
>>537182642Hobbits are coming in Dogs of War (November 2026)
>>537182625They didn't stopped China so I'd say 50/50 good guys.
>>537182853this will be an unironic unit that CA adds to the game by the way
>>537182462they literally announced a new DoW game this month tho
>>537183032Sexy Halflings?
>>537183032If you open the image and look closer you'll see that it isn't really a guy with a spear downloaded off of the steam workshop. Easy mistake to make.
so Medieval 3 when?
>>537182035its just going to be some shitty one liners about how he is a no nonsense badass, and maybe one or two about the sea
Warhammer 3 will have 1 DLC in 2025Warhammer 3 will have 2 DLCs in 2026Warhammer 3 will have 0 DLCs in 2027
>>537183541announcement in December
>>537183541Cuck Assembly are NOT making a white people killing muslims simulator in 21st century England
Warhammer 3 will have 4 DLCs in 2028Warhammer 3 will have 5 DLCs in 2029Warhammer 3 will have 8 DLCs in 2030
>>537183659Which one is clan ack in?
>>537183757They will but by making the muslims have the stronger units overall and making the americas have nanman tier units that rape all the wypipo
>>537183032>chicken rider halflings before culchan rider skinksprobably
"My King! Saladin has conquered Calais and is preparing to invade Dover.""Send out the Royal Navy, his forces will need an escort to our shores."
>>537183982>kino before shitty npc faction reskinReverse world fantasy
>>537183857I don't know which faction Clan Ack is but Thanquol will be introduced in the second 2026 DLC.
>>537182214Owari Da
Would a TW English civil war work or would it be too limited?
>>537183541Oh it already happened anon, but in a tragic turn of events, the LGBT navy seals raided CA before it could be released to the public. Destroying all but one copy. Fortunately I survived the attack and have that final copy. I dare not release out of fear of it's power drawing characters of lesser morals....I will make a treasure map to my gravesite upon death and you can dig it up on a flashdrive...if ye be worthy..
Does regeneration stack?
>>537184345I played this anon's copy and all the endgame units are bugged because no one in CA played the game that long just like Med2
>>537184461Has to have a different name to stack.Regeneration and The Hunger stack.
In Med 3, Scotland will be the only European faction with Great Bombards
>>537184335This means "It's over" in Japanese.
Does replenishment from a Lord skill stack with replenishment of a hero?
Am I supposed to be aggressive with drycha?
Everything stacks
>>537185127Almost certainly yes.>>537185220That is intended but you can actually befriend all of the Empire guys and just stick to your trees.
Hope you like 40k, the team is very very very passionate about it.
>>537185527I am glad they took enough time off to model sentient dragon dildos and give them a water texture!
>There will always be a huge Imperial placeholder in the middle of the map in the Southern Realmswew
At least focus on Tides of Torment before you begin spamming your (potentially not even real) space Total War game.
>If you can’t beat ‘em… raid their provinces and run away like a bitch when they confront youI fucking hate the AI
>>537185604I would feel bad about cheesing the sieges as Morghur if it were a real faction...
Topics that you are allowed to discuss from now until late October:High ElvesNorscaSlaaneshTomb KingsLizardmenGreenskinsMap expansionLegendary item buffsSiege rework
>>537185667now you know how the Americans felt in the mid-east and asia
>>537185816Total War Napoleon
>>537182214It's so fucking joever.
>>537185816Ok.So what faction are you most excited for 40k?Mine is AdMech
*AHEM* Repeat after me.>Thank you Legend for killing the Cathay DLCs
>>537186081Orks. :)
>>537186081Nids and muhreens
>>537186081Necrons
>>537186205Theyre going to release Lords of Shang Yang as single LL DLCs
you dont get to complain about the dlcs i know you are just creampieing them all anyways
>>537186081Tau
>>537186632>creampieingAsur women let goblins impregnate them https://files.catbox.moe/v7xriq.jpg
>>537186632
>>537186205>>537186547Yeah that DLC is already in the game, it was there since launch, it's called "Western Provinces".
>>537186865lame artstyle desu
>>537186865this is how you know coomers dont even play the gameonly skaven have dicks that big
>>537184562WHAT?! IMPOSSIBLE! unless...that night in bangladesh....that turkish femboy...
>>537186081Tau and Necrons, I need my dark crusade.
>>537137619Which Tides of Torment lord will you play first?
>>537187321I have never played Norsca or Slanesh so one of them
>>537187321This might be the first DLC I do a genuine skippa skippa on.
>>537187321Entirely depends on the reworks. Either Norsca or Helves.
>>537186081Reddit here, I can't choose they're all perfect for me.
>>537187321IF its implemented well, probably Dechala because her mechanic about building up cult centers supported by the locals sounds like Pharaoh
>>537187321Sayl if he gets horse archers, otherwise Dechala.
>>537187321Either Norsca or Slaanesh
>>537187321The Elf won't feel complete without Ind.
>>537187780CA never said that we won't get Ind with 7.0.
>>537185816>not allowed to talk about Bretonnian Lord and Alberic new voices
>>537187872My fantasy EIC simulator will have to wait
Maybe I've just gotten better at TW games since I last played it several years ago but I remembered Shogun 2 being really hard. My recent very hard Shimazu campaign has been dirt easy
>>537187321
>>537188103>new lord sounds like shit and half of his voicelines don't even workHard to talk about that
>>537187321not even sure if I'll still be alive by the time it finally comes out
>>537188320I kneel...
Teclis' mechanic will buff his spellcasting.What will Tyrion's mechanic be about?
>>537188707Mogging his incel nerd brother on bodybuildingforums.com
Just a reminder, Chaos is the the trve protagonist faction of warhammer fantasy.Most stories are about themMost named characters of any factionMost relevance and importance to the settingThe setting lives and dies by their whimsWhat does your faction have that makes it significant?
>>537188707Being irrelevant has been melee lord.
>Give order to archer to shoot an enemy unit>They move forward 10m and get stuck in meleeI hate this game
>>537189098my faction has archers
>>537179029Makes sense, his Warhammer 2/3 videos perform better than almost anything else on his channel. I am very interested because CA seems to apply to a priority towards whatever he complains about, so it could be beneficial unless he does something stupid and goes "CA PLEASE REVIVE REALMS OF CHAOS", but I recall his review enough to think it's impossible>>537187321I genuinely don't know, it depends on the reworks because I want to play them all. Probably Aislinn into Dechala into Sayl, but if I don't like how their mechanics sound I will play the reworked Tyrion/Teclis/N'kari/Throgg first instead.
>>537189098Archaon is a cute girl though...
>>537187321the Elf obviously I don't play chaosshitters, I honestly don't get the appeal of playing the NPC bad guy faction
>>537186632I’ll creampie (You)
>>537189098you just described why chaos is the enemy npc faction
>>537189320Irrelevant tactic for an irrelevant faction.>>537189564Let me guess, you basedjack at the thought of a middenheim DLC.
>>537188707Tyrion is gonna be outclassed by Aislinn
>>537189678No I only like Elves (the protagonists) and Lizardmen (the friendly npc faction)
What's your favourite voice acting?https://youtu.be/033FWxL22A0?t=107https://youtu.be/XqjZzwAg3dU?t=53https://youtu.be/oGf5q_4Jxhs?t=31
>>537189808>The faction that gets taken over by Dookey and the faction that can't even handle some smart ratsEven worse than I could have imagined.
>>537187321Masque
why has CA forsaken the nation of Italy?
>>537189904Warden and Paunch.
>>537189939>reddit times fanficyep it's a chaostard. go on show us all your epic GW toys
>>537189341Who is she fighting in this picture?
>>537189904If only N'kari sounded like that in game
>>537188952I thought those two were like the one half-decent blood relation in the setting
>>537190051You have to timestamp.
>>537189904Slanesh > Nurgle > CathayCathay trailer is really cool but man does the VA tryhard wayyy to much. It's cringe
>>537190136Nah. Every VA in that trailer is gold.>Batman Elf>Random gobbo>Grom da PaunchNo other DLC trailer has had the same kino acting.
>>537190110If only VC sounded like this in gamehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgtF1H0JUCQ
>>537190078Grimgor
>>537187321Throgg
>>537190050>Lucrezzia Belladonna confirmed a tranny?
>>537189904I don't know, the level of voice acting is very high in WH, but something about the Chorfs is magnetic. Perhaps their unique language is contributing, but I love listening to them. The voices of ZOOLAHOO and one of the CORNDOGs are the highlights though
>>537190050FLC next year.
>>537190571Cool it with the antisemitism.
> the level of voice acting is very high in WHhigh on crack maybe
>From the northern mountains, to the depths of the southern seas, we rule...I RULE
>>537189098Honor. Duty. Struggle.Not the sort of thing a churl like you would know about, I'm sure.
How do I deal with Khorne early game as Settra? He just bodies me in a straight fight.
Dogs of War is getting cancelled because all the 6th edition sovful dark-comedy-fantasy setting units don't fit into the forced grimderp edge of Warhammer 4: Endtimes (which you will need to own 300 USD worth of dlc to play)
>>537190804>HonorThe factions of Chaos honor their gods.>DutyThey have a duty to see this world burn>StruggleArchaon's struggle is the most important in Warhammer Fantasy history.
>>537190854Whomst are you playing?
>>537191006Settra like I said in my post?
>>537190729Not everyone played DoW
>>537187321>Shadows of Change: Chaos/Order/Order>Thrones of Decay: Chaos/Order/Order>Omens of Destruction: Chaos/Evil/Neutral>Tides of Torment: Chaos/Chaos/OrderWhen are we getting more good guy DLCs
>>537190783Speaking of voice actors. Mori has the best VA in Shogun 2. Uesugi is second best irrchttps://youtu.be/twKfa8DFPOo?si=lANsOMUbTogH-TxU&t=179
>>537191112Huh? We need to know who you're playing to give you tips
>>537190974Chaos is without honor, the worship of slaves is without meritThe only duty of any Chaos-corrupted fool is to throw himself from the nearest cliffThe only struggle Archaon ever faced was taking things that were handed to him by the writers
>>537191157>When are we getting more good guy DLCsTWW 1 and 2hth
>>537191123no one did, they haven't even been announced yet
>>537190854Don't piss him off until you get more/better armies.
>>537191327Sorry that their gods are real unlike other faction godsSorry they have an honest duty that soul binds them unlike other factionsSorry that Archaon is just that important.
>>537191375>yet
>>537190854Skarbrand declared war on me roughly around turn 7 on Legendary and I dealt with him just fine. Focus him and his daemons with archers, use Nehekhara Warriors and some Chariots which you can recruit turn 1. He likes to spam dogs as well, so keep that in mind, but your Chariots can kill the dogs and lots of infantry easily if you don't do something stupid like charge uphill. Don't let the Warsphinx die.
>>537191165wait I'm drunk. I meant Chosokabe not Mori
>>537191157In the Araby DLC (all the units are generic arabic spearmanii because the 1001 nights setting would be racist)
>>537191387I didn't even try to piss him off and I was at war with other factions to try and avoid a war randomly getting declared on me but he just decided I needed to die apparently.>>537191567Maybe I just need to get better with chariot micro then
Reminder: Khorne is a weaker war god than Xivu Arath
>>537190854The easiest way is to fight him at Khemri with highest garrison you can build. Settra at the same time can wreck his secondary armies and lands.
>>537191449>Sorry that their gods are real unlike other faction gods
>>537191679Literal E. Who?
>>537189904https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60WQUG3XW3M
>>537191829n-nani...
>>537191829The Grail is full!
>>537192453>Dismounted knightweewooweewoo
>>537191741Tomb kings are the only non chaos faction I actually enjoy for what its worth. Ultimately unimportant to the setting but very cool.
>>537192537>knightNice try squire.btw you'll never pass the exam spending so much time in the forest.
>>537191675He had no wars atm so he picked you. Next time pay attention and invite him to one of your wars to buy yourself some time.
>can't play Teclis and Tyrion anymore until November
>>537190273Someone left after The Warden & The Paunch and it shows, their trailers haven't been the same since then.
we are so fucking BACK: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3558429161
>>537191829A KNYGHT ther was, and that a worthy man,That fro the tyme that he first biganTo riden out, he loved chivalrie,Trouthe and honour, fredom and curteisie.
>>537193541>dwarfs send a single thunderbarge to solo all of your undefended garrisons
>>537193852ai can't use it yet unfortunately, but it's a start
>>537191829>Alberic spams these lines now
In High School I won a poetry competition by ripping off a poem from the Bret army book btw
>>537193541Looks shit.
>>537190854Build Settra as a fighter and he should be able to take on Skarbrand
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CY5VhjWauPs&t=1596>this kind of follows one of the leaks I've been kind of following on 4chanThe Great Book of Grudges is actually reading us, be polite /twg/.
>>537195957Sixty niggers
>>537195957I will never forgive you for calling my side thing a pink-pilled moonie
winnable?
>>537198405I want to say possibly since you have high rank fartsharts
>>537198405would be an easy field battle, underway is harder because you can't flank them, and they will rape you head-on I would skip it personally but it is probably winnable if you make good use of your ranged and harpies
>>537198405>Dreadspears over DreadswordsAt least your Malekith is on mount, better kill those irondrakes ASAP
>>537198405>>537198746just realized its an ambush, yeah its winnable, just rush to take out the ranged, and then kite them until you run out of ammo and surround them from there with your mostly full health melee units
>>537199276Its not an ambush
Ok, will Kyivan Rus be able to match the muslim countries, or will it just be superior to the other European countries while still bowing to the browns?
I don't know how to not make this political, so here I go.Do I not understand Chaos because I am an atheist? When I ask about the flood of Noah and the rape and genocide of Canaan and how Christians can support the slaughter of newborns in those events, they generally refer to might makes right but in long form.Of course a Christian, or a Muslim or a Jew would tell me I've already fallen to the real chaos god equivalent in Satan....but I understand Satan and why people in the bible followed Satan and why hypothetically I have fallen to Satan. Satan tricks you or improves your life in at very least the short term. The chaos gods don't really do that, every Warhammer community I have brought up the idea of chaos gods improving things temporarily before it falls to corruption reject the idea entirely. And as for trickery... I have never seen a story where the character falls to chaos through trickery where the character isn't completely retarded. The tutorial of Total War:Warhammer III is good example, that fucker has SEEN with his eyes what chaos worshippers look like let alone what they act like, why would you ever shoot Ursun in that situation.
>AtheismReddit is that way
>>537199483To this day Russia is the most Islamic country in Europe, you know those famous onion castles, do you know why those are like that?Ancient Rus was a muslim country.
>>537199602no, you don't understand chaos because you're a fagI am an enlightened an agnostic who looks down on athiests and theists alike, and one of my favorite part about Chaos is the religious fanatacism and how silly it is
>>537194828>In High School I won a poetry competition by ripping off a poem from the Bret army book btwWhat was that poem?
>>537187321>six arms>only 1 set of breastsgay. at least she's got a lot of pitpussy though>tfw the sexmonster abominations I generate would put slaanesh to shamefeels weird man
>>537200273...but Christians also promise improvements to your life, most obviously all those drug outreach programs they do, and disaster relief. Khorne cultists aren't going to help rebuild your house after a tornado.
>>537183982>chicken riderIt'll be preparation for Total War: Ivalice.
How many people do you seriously believe were working on the latest WH3 patch
>>537201631The one that reduced game size by ~25 gigs and made the game load faster? Probably at least 3.
>>537190854Shoot Skarbrand with archers
>can generally turn defeat AR into victories manually when I'm just using a single army>when I have two there's so much going on that I forget to manage like half of my unitsmanI really wish you could just invite a friend on steam to coop battles in SP. just having someone who can micro cavalry or artillery would be great
>>537201436You have to think about it from the perspective of someone living in the warhammer world, especially those raised in the north. It's a little harder to excuse for southlanders though.They live in a world where war is everything they know - crusaders from the south, daemons from the north, as well as constantly fighting off rival tribes and wild chaos beasts. They are thinking about the difficult problems they face. So in a sense it is like real world religions - except they worship gods which are very much real, and provide them a direct benefit in war. From there, it's a slippery slope due to how corruption works. They obviously don't start out just growing tentacles.Can you blame the common negro for taking his first drag from the joint? Maybe, it's a matter of perspective.
>>537202404It'd be easier of the cards for 40 units weren't so fucking dogshit
>>537199602except you cant be an atheist in warhammer, the gods are real, and chaos gods specifically will fuck with you, but they will also give you immense power for no reason
>>537203521pharaoh wins yet again
>>537203752Nagash was unironically an athiest, it's part of what made him so powerful since he simply didn't give a fuck about the gods
>>537204619thats not atheist, you stupid retard
>>537204854explain
>>537204619I feel like in fantasy/settings where God's clearly are real there's like 3 different types of "atheist", those that don't think the gods exist, those that view them as existing but think they're essentially just powerful entities but not gods/views them similarly to ghosts, and those that know they're gods but just don't care about them and choose not to give them worship, Nagash is in the third one and I don't think it really fully counts as atheism in terms of how we use that word
>>537205052atheism is the denial of existence of gods, nagash believes the gods exist and spites them for making him the firstborn
>>537205252>>537205347I suppose when you put it like that yeah, been a while since I read the nagash books and I admit I don't remember it too wellhe's still a chad though
>>537201443if this happened I would be one of those suckers who buys every dlc pack
>>537202404are you using the camera cheat (not considered a cheat)?
>>537205710he threw a bitchfit because he couldnt be king and decided to kill world, that is edge beyond edge and cringe
>>537204234why does tw even need to show cards for your entire army when literally every other rts ever made only shows them for whatever units you have selected at the moment?
>>537205936and he would have won too if wasn't for those fucking ratfags
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>>537206107i dont think it wouldve worked because of the vortex
>>537203752>>537202520Oh... I've Jebby Nicolsoned haven't I.>I upper middle class 1st worlder with a gun sitting on my desk would have no reason to turn to chaos>Therefore nobody shouldI laughed at Jeb for being so ignorant and projecting her soft comfortable life onto the entire world...
>>537206380it probably would have workedthe vortex's biggest weakness is that it needs the waystones or whatever to keep it sustained, so worst case scenario he could just take longer or do the ritual multiple times, and let the cascading effect of his armies/rampaging greenskins/empowered chaos topple the vortex. Or maybe the spell can even reach the mages trapped inside, who knows.He would have some kind of failsafe planned at least, there's no way he didn't know about the vortex with all his insight into the void from his experiments, and whatever the dark elf sorceress told him
>>537203752>except you cant be an atheist in warhammerYou can though you can be wrong. There are billions are of atheists and theists and one group is guaranteed to be wrong.Not everyone in Warhammer has seen a Deamon with their own eyes, let alone seen proof of any god.
>>537208248Beastman here, whether or not the gods are real or not I just fucking hate buildings fuck that shit.Also they are real and stuff.RAA ROO
>>537208248you want to try again in english or after your stroke
>>537208601basedRAA ROO
>>537208601>>537209261>Beastmen hate civilization and refuse to forge metal themselves>But using stolen metal made items is fineDoesn't that make them hypocrites?
why is armor such a fucking meme in warhammer 3
>>537209545Because fatigue for some inane and retarded reason, fatigue reduces it. Devs don't think things through or play their own game.Use the armour doesn't decay with fatigue cheat.
>>537209545>>537209646I'm assuming this was done because otherwise shit like >chosen would just steamroll anything w/o AP in melee otherwise but its still fucking shit
>>537209845Game is infested with AP as it is, I can't even tell the difference. I use the cheat more for it making sense. Tempted to make a cheat that does this + makes fatigue more punishing as I had a quick look and it looks like an effortless cheat to make up (some have been deceptively difficult in my experience).
>>537205723Assuming they go with FFT designs, I'd buy every DLC too. Unironically some of the best fantasy designs ever.
>>537206882>Jeb>her¡Yeb! transitioned??>>537204234I'm mixed on the ancient cards. I wish that they had the poses differ with the weapons. What I did when I made a mod once was have it so all spearmen were one pose (I think pointed towards the left) and swordsmen another. That's more opinion, the more explicit is I was having to edit the Trojan ones and they (ancient mode) all look so fucking samey. Same color tunic and all. Just changing their visuals makes it more different.But you're right in that unit cards are greatly underappreciated in their importance. You stare at the unit card more often than the unit up close. I do generally favor 'thematic art' versions to mere renders, but you can do thematic art poorly - the Rome 2 cards were extremely primitive black figure pottery despite being the archaic greek version, when red figure pottery was the more recent, and also allows for more detail.Even in Troy/Pharaoh they made the black figure (WE) art much more detailed, while the R2 ones look straight up fucking 700s geometric era "Ugg and Grugg just discovered the Greek language again"
>>537209545it's good in multiplayer which is the mode the game is balanced for
>>537210159GEORGEGEORGEGEORGE OF THE JUNGLEWATCH OUT FOR THAT TREE
>>537206048its nice to see sometimes to get a quick overview of what's going on, my ideal solution would be so that you can expand or collapse control groups or something along those lines
>>537210132yeah I like the style of them and after getting used to them they are more distinct than the 3d cards at leastthey do lack the same character that warhammer unit cards have though, and in some cases the unit cards of two units will be exactly or almost the same
>>537209412Typical no-horn mistake, there's no contradiction.The only goal is to kill people who make buildings and also destroy those buildings. Any means to that end is justified (except making buildings).RAA ROO
>>537202520There's some in lore quotes I remember where the Northerner(s) go in varying tones of>Do you think we like this? No, but this is the reality and the gods that exist.Though that might be 40k.I think warhammer gets points for how they've made the big jihad/crusade faction be the vikangz. Nobody really does that. >>537199483Muslim countries is a broad label. Their nearest would be Volga Bulgars or the Caucasus. I don't know if Rus ever became horse archers (Pre tartarization) but you'd have access to Kipchak or whatnot auxiliaries. Your bigger concern will be the inevitable Mongol juggernaut. I found Meideval rus to be neat when I passed by pictures of them because they have a more layered complexity to their gear. But I'm excited to see what we get - medieval and I already plan a moor reskin and if necessary recalibration of their units mod if CA doesn't do them to satisfaction, since I find their anachronistic style to be neat in an age where every other Musulaman is horsefucker 101. The Fatimids being an another case where they historically get neglected, so if CA does I'll jump on it.>>537210885I was thinking in editing the pharaoh ones how unlucky you'd be making one for warhammer because you need a legit 100% proper artist, you can't just bullshit edit for it. Same way I can bullshit edit the art ones but not the renders. But I never saw that being an issue, modders either made it themselves or had stuff that I couldn't easily tell as being different (IE using some shittily cropped regular artwork) so I think warhammer just expands the talent pool such that you can find people to do for that.
Showing beastwomen how nice having a warmed building is instead of standing out in the rain.
tfw no mangy beastwomen to nurse back into health and have a semi-integrated life in societywhy live beastBROS...
>>537213102Why is she injured. Beast women are super submissive, almost completely incapable of violence. Did you ahoot her, why?
>not fucking the pineapple of slaanesh
>>537213424This would be the argument for buildings, several named characters from factions that the Beastmen are at war with have survived deep in beastmen territory because the beastwomen helped them. Just like a post with a picture of a human and the words "Do not heal creatures like this, in fact poison them" would have changed the fate of the Beastmen significantly.
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