Previous: >>537139485>Game News (EN)Current Rate Up: Mayano Top Gun (Alt 3*), Air Groove (Alt 3*), Narita Brian (3*), Kawakami Princess (SSR), Hishi Akebono (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SR)8/21 - 8/30: Legend Race8/28 - 9/10: Story EventTimeline: https://uma.moe/timeline>Game News (JP)Current Rate Up: Still in Love (3*), Stay Gold (SSR), Admire Groove (SSR)Next Rate Up: K.S. Miracle (Alt 3*), Hishi Miracle (Alt 3*), Calstone Light O (SSR), Durandal (SSR)8/24: 4.5 Anniversary Campaign:>Login bonus (Max 3000 Carats) & 3000 Carat gift>Free 10 rolls for 10 days>Limited missions & shop items>Trainer's Note release9/1: New evo skills for Sweep Tosho (Alt), Kawakami Princess (Alt), and Fine Motion9/4: Legend Race vs Fine Motion (Alt) & Vivlos9/9: Umasanpo permanent releaseEarly September: Tachyon's Factor Research9/22: CM Classic - Kyoto 2000m, right, autumn, sunny, firmOctober: CM Sprint - Niigata 1200m, left, autumn, cloudy, firmNovember: LoH Dirt - Morioka 1600m, left, autumn>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray S2 will air on 10/5Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19Guest Starring:Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/>Thread CirclesJP: ウマオオオオ (20 million/month), PUMA, ウマぴょいのまにまに (No quota)EN: https://rentry.org/globalclubsumaYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)https://rentry.org/umapog
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THE GOAT
reposting, MAYANO WON
Takuto!
Digitan LOVE
>Hey Torena-san, come over here.>What? I don't care if it's summer and all the other girls are at the beach, come to guts training for a second. I need to show you something.>Huh? The girls are waiting for you with a +60 on speed? Do you see this hint icon, Torena-san? Come here now. I'm not asking.>Good. You won't regret following the vice-president's orders.>>Gained 3 hint level(s) for Pace Strategy.
This is my best Uma so far, say something nice about her.
guinea pig
Why can't I do a Concert for the opening aka GIRLS' LEGEND U
turning this shrine priestess into an anal priestess
>>537162576goldkeks.....are we gonna lose to a little girl in cm2?
>read the code leak doc>umas don't even attempt to overtake unless they pass a wit checkwhy does the green woman yap about power thendid the person writing these hints not know the actual mechanics
i need that motherfucker worried about gold ship late starts to explain himself
sorewa...
Bake fast or bake real slow, this is bad.
>>537162732
If I don't get Seiun Sky within 60 rolls then I'm quitting
>>537162589Sex in the mountains with tacto!
umamusume is a cow game!
reminder:REGISTER at https://uma-global.pure-db.com/#/search so that i can laugh at your inheritsCHECK how badly you are leeching at https://chronogenesis.net/club_profileandSTOP requesting dirt shoes you fucking retards.thank you for your attention to these matters.
How is he so powerful????
>>537162732umamusume is wit game
>>537162576>Taishin bought Cooldown instead of Sleeping Lionretard
22415055Gemini
>>537162858kys danchode
>>537159585>Explain game air groove*LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK*
>>537162858>STOP requesting dirt shoes you fucking retards.if you actually get upset by this then you are a 100% certified shitter and deserve to be booted from the club
>>537162867He's not.
Question. Feetbros. Why.
what's the point of releasing all this shitty SSR cards? I understand releasing underpowered umas because people will pull them and train them anyway, but who cares about underwhelming cards? will the balance get better with time?
remember, you are here forever
>>537163047why not?
just finished S3, it was nice, why is everyone calling it ass
>>537163051diluting the SSR pool so rolling when not sparking will be even worse
Thoughts on the third most dangerous uma to train as a trainer?
>>537163047
>>537162732It's gaslightingThis is a gaslighting game
>can't break 1000/1000 on narita taishinDo I just turn in my trainer card and give up on Gemini?
>>537163151felt like kitasan did nothing but lose for 80% off the season then suddenly became a legend
>>537163018but /uma/ does everything he says
reposting>>537161105>It's the same for the regular banners, your point?Its 0.05% if there's only one character on rateup and .033% against 2 .063, if there's at least 47* character on the pool but again that's the chances for banners near the all uma, previous banners have more similar chances, and if anything if its the same rate as the all uma, you will get spooked and then get the rateup and just stop>IF YOU'RE GOING FOR 200 PULLS, ON AVERAGE YOU WILL GET 7 THREE STARSand nothing guarantees you is going to be a horse you want, while on average you will get more horse you want if you pull on normal banners.>IF IT WAS A TARGET BANNER, A HUGE PORTION OF THOSE WILL BE THE UMA YOU WANT + THE PITY WILL BE FOR THAT UMA ONLYNot really how it works because you stop as soon as you get the horse, only time that happens is if you get multiple 3* in a single pull which is unlikely.>On the all uma banner you can be spooked by whoever then use the spark/pity/200 pulls to grab whoever you want even if you already have her.The odds are very low though, and again, you save more by rolling on normal rate up banners because that's how high chances work.
>>537163151nothing happens
dogshit sparks but is a start, mackie finally became my own 3*Long, now to breed her with a borrowed 3*+Long with good sparks to produce my 3*turf
>finally pulled TMOpera>played her career>won all the races>saw her unique skill activatig once (1)Operabros, is she cooked... ?
>>537163291wow
>>537163240We do not.
>>537163090
>>537162927bwos why are we 8/9
What is the actual chance of the Walmart McQueen giving you Cooldown? This feels like absolute poverty
>3 of last 5 trained umas rolled a blue spark in their lowest statThat's like a 5% chance, any other luckGODS in this thread?
>>537163395><400 stam30%>>400+ stam60%
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty buttsniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt
South Heroine a cute. A CUTE.
Can't wait to get this in global in 100000 years
okay but i want to put the wedding dress on base mayano
Wished it was long, but is it still fine for a grandparent?
>>537163291ain't no way you guys are settling on such trash to use as parents.
I call for serious umafriends.So I plan to use McQueen for Gemini. I plan to use her as Pace I think. I think I will use Rice Shower's gold skill on her, and Super Creek. I think those 2 will be enough, but I can also go with the Pace Chaser recovery skill. So I believe 4 speed, 2 stamina, and legacies with stamina/power + speed/power will be good. Thoughts? Corrections? Any more skills to use?
Everyone is mean to Spe :(
>>537163395one day you'll learn that your desire for an outcome in this game is inversely proportional with the odds of it actually happening
CM is like grub's gw except your crew mates can't carry you.You go for participation rewards and leave.
>>537163640on a medium track sure?
>>537163291Damn bro ID??
How does the card event pool work?If I bring more SSR support cards, does that decrease the chances of any individual SSR chain finishing?pic unrelated
>>537163291why do you want turf with the long
>>537163395
>1* turf hit>3* long ignoredFuck, still my best one so far
>>537163770The almond milk truck has arrived....
Thoughts on which card I should borrow for a Gemini ace? Originally, I was leaning toward Super Creek, but then I took a look at what Joel was offering and now I'm torn.
behold the 3 hottest umamusumeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbprhhrQ3rI
>>537163725>That subtle panty line
life gets easier when you learn to live with disappointment
>got Curren on a random single pull yesterday>she already stole my hot spring virginityThis girl is dangerous
>>537163519back-to-back rests that both gave night owl will forever live rent-free in my mind and haunt me every time i press that fucking button. on 2 different runs within the span of, like, 3 days. some of us are just built different
>>537163835Very nice. Let's see Soel's MLB Super Creek.
>>537163653grandparent, it's a shitty spark but it will allow to farm without the need to wait for the 3 daily borrow>>5371637769*long + (6*long + 3*turf) parents is a godlike setup I won't elaborate
>>537163151>setup low pedigree uma vs an elite uma >get hyped thinking it would be kino like Sunday Silence vs Easy Goer>nope, Kitasan jobbed against her rival while Duramente broke her legs and just disappearedThe non-race moments were also forgettable compared to s1 and s2
>>537163659>cooldown procs out of gate>calm and collected procs right after>whiff on maestro cause of 300 witheh.mcqueen is fine to run if you want to run her. pacers have a big problem with having the highest stamina requirement and competing against the ends late-game. likely the worst style to utilize right now.
>>537163821no spurt = no rights
hah look at this nerd that I really wanna fu-
>>537163090>>537163341umazingthere really is a bs parody for everything
Who's the best umawife and why is it Dantsu Flame?
>>537162927ressults. 1 Haru debuffer
>>537163826What is the UI and thing in the background?I see it in a lot of illustrations, is it some kind of jp meme?
theres no point playing end if you dont get spurt retards
>>537162576wit game
>>537163725yes, I have no idea on the math but each ssr you add feels like a huge decrease. In my experience 2 ssrs are almost guaranteed to complete the event chain, but as soon as you get to three I swear it's at least 1/3 of the time the events don't finish, possibly more
>The ignorant ones continue to sustain that thing instead of letting it die
>>537164076green skills actually matter?
>>537163151I was more invested in Satono Diamond plot line and Nice Nature was a better character than Kitansan Black desu. Weakest season by far
>>537163640do people use grandparents who dont have their unique skill unlocked?
>>537164227They always proc and is free stats
>>537163904>millenial stacyapex predator.
>>537164076that golship just didnt proc maestro cause shes a witlet
>>537164095fanbox requeststhe request there says "almond eye swimsuit" so thats what the artist drew
I'm so tired of farming that I'm tempted just to run this as a parent just to have a high LONG score.
>>537163725That's why you use a pal like Tazuna or even an R card if there's too many SSRs.
>>537162576What if frontrunner Mayano
>>537163852Sir, these are just the cutest. They are NOT, as you say, hot.
>>537164095They're viewers/fans requests.The site is called "Marshmellow", I believe.
>>537163519I want to give that horse a lick
>>537163826>>537163770made for paizuri
I'm going to Tamamo
https://youtube.com/shorts/5trrLZ-Iw0g?si=btMU1Zyr6yOgvNGCVery cute Machan
>>537164368
>>537164227the speed greens are important because they can push you beyond the 1200 stat-limit. this mechanic is the same reason why distance-S is highly valued.
15507573 test bring your best honse please
>>537163205My wife and princess.
Thinking about putting up a Starsector uma portrait mod...
Missionary with Oguri then she burped on my face
>>537163967i have a 5 long 2 turf parent but no spurt is that good
>>537163725you have 70 turns or something and SSR have 3 event chains so you can't complete all of them all the timesometimes it's optimal to end chains early if possible
>>537164227It's free speed and stamina on a race where many people will struggle to get enough speed and stamina
>>537164368sniff snifffff
>>537164581shes not jewish tho
For me, it's my childhood sweetheart Dantsu Flame whom I exchange glances with during classes
>>537164291>>537164504>>537164824wow a whopping 40 stamina, 60 if you want to be generous, I'm strapped for points buying 3 gold recoveries already
>>537108185
>>537164849she's a good and kind girl, never gets angry at me
Damn we are going to have such KINO music in the future scenarios?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOlqeiHKtLg&list=RDhOlqeiHKtLg&start_radio=1
>>537162627>tfw no one wants to pay attention to my hard worker Ogurin
>>537163826Ai-chan
>>537165014Don't hurt her, she's a good girl...
i actually noticed that mayano never procs ult truly a shit honse
>>537165068it's a smol picture I can't read
>>537165068not enough stamina bwo
>>537164962A Gold Recovery is RNG and gives you 200 stamina, 2 level 1 green skills give you 80 Stamina, proc everytime and are cheaper.
>>537165068Still a couple more hours before the long weekend starts, post later bub
>>537162732Because you need the power to overtake. It's a half truth that only thinks about the conclusion and not the problem before. Same with guts. Guts is for the last spurt but if you're out of stam you burn out. She sees that as a guts problem not your lack of Stam
Teio you jobber
>>537165172it's a good skill, especially for this CM, with a shit conditional. mayano is just a gambler.
>>537165148cuddling with a horse...
>>537165113Kitasan bred this.
>>537165014Quit posting stuff like this.
>>537165068>>537162627Happy for you anon, mine came up short on speed and power (and guts)
>>537163770>>537163826>>537165113I wonder if her career will just her trying to be number one in everything, including non-racing related stuff
>>537165314You mean his son, Equinox
>>537165314>japs gave up and just started inbreeding again
>>537162627Bwo your Long S? Your focus? Your 1200 stamina? Your wit? Your 4 greens?
>>537163571Can a F2P or even dolphin hit that?
>>537163674What would her adoptive mom think of her little girl shaking her ass in front of thousands
>>537165172og mayano is pachinko horse, good secondary ace for some races
fuck off super freak
CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER
soon....
>>537165314I bred Kitasan too
>>537165513Yes, I managed to hit that completely as a new player because the later scenarios (especially DIY) let you get super high stats to jump start your TT teams
>>537163261>Its 0.05% if there's only one character on rateup and .033% against 2I was talking about the 3% three star rate.>and nothing guarantees you is going to be a horse you want, while on average you will get more horse you want if you pull on normal banners.nyothing guarantees you're going to get what you want besides the pity so you aim towards that>The odds are very low though, and again, you save more by rolling on normal rate up banners because that's how high chances work.Yeah let me gamble on "high chances" (0.75%) using my pool of infinite gambling carats for all those horses I want so that I end up like the guy 4 hours ago that gambled on "high chances" >>537145251 look at that fucking winner over there.Targeted banners can get my 50 carat daily pulls.
This is probably the best I can do for gemini
>>537165283Holy fuck what's wrong with her
>>537163681
>hit no stopping me and spurt at the same time>still loses to golshipwow mayano is SHIT
Stop with fucking dirt shoes, I'm not wasting time training dirt umas.
>>537165630on the same claw machine event, can she fuck off
>>537164849she's a nobody character
>>537165759looking good bwo
>>537165068give it a better resolution, then I might
>>537165318Ow bro, I don't think that's enough power.You're gonna get blocked.
>>537165685>gigantic skull>face is squished like a pug dog>her eyes are competing with her ears for room
>>537165938false praise I know you're laughing...
Any of you actually ridden a horse? I only saw one from afar shitting itself.
>>537163786just got jewed by welfare mcqueen while at 800 stam when the final event proc'dgonna go rape teio now as punishment
>>537166001this is not IA btw
>>537166019I had one follow me then run away when I was spooked by it as a kid
>Fail a 5% summer training>Practice poorSuper Creek's career is so fucking ass holy shit.
>>537165901The average retards will see they're low on dirt shoes, then request dirt shoes, then trade away those dirt shoes for cp. In the end, they're too retarded to realize it's zero sum and nothing would change if they simply requested something else.
>>537165969>>537165178I thought you people were joking, are you using your phone?Its small but far from being a picture for ants.
>>537166005It's unironically not that bad. Swinging instead of BOFA and a Long S and it would do fine
>>537166132who pays for all that? I refure to believe trainer-san have enough money in his pocket
God damn they just can't let me have one perfect clear.Every champion they have to throw in one draw where we both get blocked and I lose by a head.
I love my daughter.
>>537166231I like using my phone, it's cute and very fast
what are some /ss/ umas
>>537166019The closest thing to a horse is me reading that greentext where kidanon and his sister got their heads bitten by one and the dad or grampa beat the horse to death with a wrench
so in the jp QoL, do they have an option to not show the skill cut ins?
>>537166231I partly am. I can read it just fine, but the resolution is still dummy small, and yes I know why that is but that just makes it more amusing.
>>537166019i rode a horse twice on some tourist trots. the second time, being a dumb kid, i tried to urge it to gallop and it did, much to the dismay of the guide. for a moment, i was one with the powerful steed. his thunderous hooves, beating down the very Earth, and stirring the wind into creation. i made eye-contact with him, a smile painted onto my face, and he looked at my with a sense of acknowledgement before slowing back down to a lazy trot.we've been married 15 years.
>>537165901
I won
>>537165630>>537165929>acts like a baby>expects Super Creek to go away You're literally asking for it
>>537166564You saw nirvana? You saw the Directors kiddy bear panties?
Lost twice against Teio with my CM winner GolshiLost once against Teio with my CM 3rd place OguriDamn I must have faced the absolute worst finalists in the game
>>537165736>nyothing guarantees you're going to get what you want besides the pity so you aim towards thattrue but if we are going to recommend something to someone, the average should use as a reliable metric, and the averages for normal banners look a lot better than the ones in that banner.>Yeah let me gamble on "high chances" (0.75%) 0.75% is in fact more than 0.063% for specific horses, yes. only retards use few samples or anecdotal evidence. as a "gotcha">Yeah let me gamble on "high chances" (0.75%) using my pool of infinite gambling carats for all those horses I wantI'm not close to implying you will have to roll for every horse, if you REALLY want a horse you have to consider worst case scenario.However, that worst case scenario is IS not close to the estimated 1/133 chance rate(.75%)we are going to get like 2-3 sparks until the all uma spark banner and if you have enough for a horse you want, skipping that banner is the worst thing you can do yet is what many retards are recommending as if the all spark banner has higher rates or some shit.
>>537166659>running a late or end in legendsjust flip a coin at that point.
>>537166019I have, it hurt my nuts.
>>537166656It was an opera o dupe, I'm kicking her off the team
>>537166564
What are your top 3 Uma Musume songs?For me its:1. Out of Triangle2. Winning Melody3. Unlimited Impact
>>537166845just use it to decorate your room its like another lifesize figure
lusting after Opera is pretty gay you know
>>537163852Why is Curren Chan's wedding dress is black?
>listen to uma wit game guy>try to get high affinity when building parents>all these white sparksyeah 1* guts but I've been making parents wrong the whole time nowLike yeah 9* power is nice but without white sparks its actually not that good when it could have been 9* AND a ton of white sparks
>>5371669311. title screen song2. umapyoi3. unlimited impact
"Cap", as in peak
>>537163852For me it's these 3 sex goddesses https://streamable.com/y8c3y0
>>537157572This run could have been so much better in the stamina department. Hopefully double standard and double sunny days and 3 recoveries is enough.The game just never stopped giving me double and triple speed rainbows. If it wasn't capped I'd be at nearly 1800 speed. I had to avoid a fucking +100 rainbow because it'd cap me and waste all the stats from the finals>red shiftThis was only supposed to be a test run to see if red shift had any impact vs my/enemy goldships since my previous Tachyon just could not keep up despite being 1200/1142
>>537165374>Almond Eye career>place first in everything or career endskek
>>537166019>Manhattan Cafe looked exactly like her father>she also looked frail as a kid like he did, but she didn't inherit his bad personality>racing horsefans placed a lot of expectations on her to succeed him in the tracks>however, she failed to meet their high expectations>now in uma, Manhattan Cafe is still haunted by her friend(father) as the goal she keeps chasingCygames is pretty fucked up
>>537167017In Japan if you're not a virgin when you marry you have to wear a black or dark colored Wedding dress.
>>537167017it means that she isnt a
Sex with Momguri
"Cap", as in fraud
why won't the mods delete THAT thread...
>>537167074not a single good skill in there
>>537165043>"You should've stayed in Japan" theme.Reading about Orfevre's attempt, twice and failing. Yeowch. Also it gave me slight Dune OST vibes.
>>537167074Nothing really changed for me, I was running as many G1s and picking up as many good skills as possible anyways.
>>537167017>While initially associated with mourning, recent trends in Japan show a rise in black wedding dresses, with modern interpretations signifying elegance, modernity, a desire for uniqueness, and a symbolic commitment of "not being dyed by anyone else" except for the intended partner. That's what ai says
Redpill me on summer Maruzensky
>>537164991what is this a parody ofi know i've seen it before but with other characters
Introducing Ai-chan to my girlfriend and telling her that she's not number one in my heart.
>>537165982kek, yeah I can somewhat get close enough to speed and stam but pwr is where it gets fucked, I need more lucky rolls
>>537167220>>however, she failed to meet their high expectationsThats wrong though, for how sickly the horse was, he won plenty of races, including 3 G1s.Even managed to bred some G1 winning horses.If he was healthy he would've surpassed his dad.
>>537166019They brought a horse to kindergarten and I cried when they put me on it.
>>537167504eternal return charlottei think. it's an official emote in game so I don't think they would've taken it from somewhere else.
>>537166019I'm obese so I would break a horse's back
Do uma uniques proc against your team mates too?I'm thinking of doing a Brian Late as an Ace, but since most people will be end/late there won't be anyone for her to pass in the final curve.So i was thinking of bringing a second Pace chaser Ace so brian has someone to pass and proc her ult.Is that valid?
Is it worth taking the inherited version of Anchors Aweigh on other end closers?
>>537167331>fall runner>corner recovery>long corners>hydrate>bad skillslol
>>537167325because jannies/mods are being told to do whatever they can to create as much drama and other bullshit as they can for maximum trafficas long as the other thread isn't breaking any obvious (sfw) rules they can do whatever they please, especially if they're from "those regions"
>>537167325It's gonna die eventually
>>537167293>a literal WHO>hag>hag>gorilla
>>537167575Look at this lil faggot, horse boy pissy pants.
i don't want to tryhard for CM2 knowing i jobbed in the semis last CM but i don't know who to use for my third horse, tachyon and gold ship are locked in but can uma suggest me a third horse? no i'm not doing the haru strat, that sounds cruel for her
>>537167325Real answer is because the /vg/ jannies don't have the time or inclination to pay attention to every single general and their thread wars
Are uma feet supposed to soft and well maintained?
>>537167450fuck ai
>>537167679>corner recoveryas if every deck doesn't have super titty who just gives you that shit for free
>>537167641Yes, my TT sprinters cause my front runner Bakushin to proc her unique, same with all the other skills really that's why they recommend you to bring the 3 meme skills for frontrunners
>is supposed to be part of the three golden gen stars who will job to Opera in her career>doesn't show up at the final objective, senior Arima KinenSpe is not beating those allegations
I need 9,816 more Carats to guarantee the meta Hag
>>537167753uma musume is hag game
>>537167663https://gametora.com/umamusume/skillslook it up and fire some neurons.
>>537166019I live pretty rural, and have ridden horses a couple of times, both when I was in school and during certain annual local events. Felt pretty unusual and bumpy, but after getting used to riding it was actually pretty fun. Granted I never rode full galloping speed, but you can really feel the speed when you have the horse pick up the pace. Would recommend it to anyone who has never ridden one.
>>537167293speaking of jiggly, ines fujin's racing outfit needs way more structure around the chestits not even jiggling at this point, it's just swinging
>>537167849I, too, want to fuck Ai
>>537167850You say that but discounts are very good on ace runs
Which one's better for the next CM?I mean clearly the first one is way faster but i only managed to get 1 gold skillThe umalator says that without debuffs she finishes with like 180 hp remainingI'm not sure if im overestimating stamina
>>537162596Being a front chad can be suffering.In other news I just got a Mayano with a 2 star groundwork spark 1* power tho
>>537166019Cafe won against Opera O in her peak, thats something to brag about.
>>537167679Why do you think any of that is good?
>>537167850more discount = more skill points for other skillsif discount is capped it will discount other skills
STOP MAKING ME STUDY AAAAAAAAAAAA
>>537166931Winning the soul
>tfw have both parrents with 10* long and 10* spurtit's breeding season boy
>>537168059Wrong thread bwo.
Winning Ticket is strong in Gemini?
>>537168059If Kaichou wants you to study, you study
I wore my Oguri shirt to the gym
>>537168043>>537168007are you guys retarded? what were you planning to buy with your extra skill points? memeature? lmao
>>537168059SMARTshin O's optimal build is full wit thoughever
>>537167789Ton of long choices, Goo goo babies, Mayano, Rice, McQueen, Natie, Biwa, Ass wonder...
>>537167685Oh yeah it's fucking hilarious how we can say nigger all we want but oh don't you dare say slurs against sanjays
>>537168059two of them dont have friendships?
>>537168012Based on /uma/ pace chasers will use the most stamina so probably right, speed doesn't seem to be a must, what matters is that your uma can fight the last spurtPersonally i'm not sure either if stamina is overrated when some builds with guts end up winning in practice runs, maybe do those and check how well both fare, but as always remember RNG is a huge factor
>>537167849Don't mind if I do
If I roll summer Maruzensky, will I have enough time to save for x mas Oguri Cap?
>>537168043>>537167679the way some people see it (are they right? i dont know, maybe?) is that you spark the skills you want onto your ace so you can run them with optimal stat cardsso you wouldn't have the hints to get anything useful with the discounts
These piece of shit horses have never been more moody than after I won my CM. I haven't gone a single borrowed run without multiple streaks of mood downs and nonstop low% training failures on 3+ rainbows for the past 4 days.
>>537168203Bwo your Lucky Seven?
>>537166019I did horseback riding on a trail once like 10 years ago, it was fun. I rode on an old white horse named snowball. getting a horse to do what you want it to do is way harder than it looks
>>537168059If there's anyone that needs to study more it's Bakushin
any other umas with an antisocial attitude like narita taishin and admire vega?
What the fu-
>>537168408air brickur
>>537168012I feel like 1200 and 2 golds might be wasted stam
>>537166019When I was a little kid I got put on a horse. I was scared shitless because it seemed really high and cried until they took me off. I don't even remember what set of circumstances brought us there. I don't think it was a zoo.
>>537168219i jobbed hard with Mayano most of my runs, not sure what i'm doing wrong, i know her growth doesn't focus on speed but she always gets 2nd places when brian comes into the campaign, i'll try natie with no buffs and creek, ty bro
>>537168012You basically need 1200 Stam and 1 Gold skill proc as a Pace or you're gonna die everytime you fail the proc, unless you're also running Front Urara but there's no reason to run a Front Urara if you're running Pace
>>537168463STAMINA
>>537168463no matter how much powerif youre brocked youre brocked
>>537168323this. it seems like launch was easy and BS free then in a later update cygames stealth dropped a difficulty increase patch.
>>537168249later scenarios give you random umas that tag along to cuck you out of getting all of your cards in one stat
>>537168408Orfevre
>>537168463The weakest uma in the world..
>>537164328>3 Ura finalMaybe, but then again...
>>537168360Nah, it's super easy. Just keep saying "You're alright girl", "Woah, easy there", just like my hero Arthur Morgan
>>537168463
King-chan....
>>537168472>>537168598My type of women
>>537168323Did you reward your Umas after they won the CM?
>>537168743Vodka being the one that's blocked makes this image really funny
>>537168157jobbing ticket is never strong, ever.
>>537168790t. domestic abuse victim
>>537168787>momflexing on king
>>537168287Why did they make her so damn sexy?
>>537168246technically, not even that is allowed depending on the board and janny/mod you run into. sometimes you get unlucky and get banned for the smallest of shit due to mass reporting, cuz someone was upset over you, or a janny simply wants to fuck you over. the system is literally stacked against you
>>537168797I'll reward tachyon with a 40 races playthrough if she drops from Great to Awful in 1 turn for the third fucking borrow run today.
SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>537169164I don't like it
>>537168961It's fine as long as she's cute
956673659566736595667365GEMINI
>>537169145MEJIRO MCQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENWHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU TWO
>>537169145
now I agree Akebono's speech was cute but even if it weren't how is there any other option aside from saying "pass" when in front of you there is an uma that can fold a ningen in half?
>>537167172
>>537163229>Do I just turn in my trainer card and give up on Gemini?No. You use that other card.
TEIO TEIO TEIOTEIO TEIO TEIOTEIOTEIOTEI TEI OOOOOOOOOO
>>537169362my debuffer can't get in
>>537169504This is why everyone hates you, Spe.
>>537169494How can you not see big woman good
Ok so now that the half-anni banner gaslight is kill, what do we actually hoard towards? Is there ANY window of time inbetween now and the heat death of the universe where Cyjews tones the jewry a liiiittle bit down, or is it just >spark this or brick, every 2 months until f2ps aren't able to catch up anymore and the game eventually dies?
>>537167172Are those R cards?
>>537169693>doomposting>completely unaware of all the features JP has>anti-all uma banneryep, coal
>>537168595Breast sweat
>>537169145AGE AGE AGE AGE AGEMASEN
>>537169295did you make this?there are some great ones like tv novela but others not so great like el. and if there's an xbox there's gotta be a ps,or change king halo to monster energy drink. overall, its good lol>t. spic
>want to spam runs for parents>so many umaShould I just glue all my uma with useless sparks? obviously not the ones I use for TT
>>537169295Clearly not made by a real spic because real spics would put an arima winner urara at least SSS tier because she's defying the laws of world history and la boomer would be put on SSSSBallin would be A tier
God Groove is so fucking boring please finish this career so I never have to use you again
>>537169693>Is there ANY window of time inbetween now and the heat death of the universe where Cyjews tones the jewry a liiiittle bit downlollmao
>>537169693>Ok so now that the half-anni banner gaslight is kill, what do we actually hoard towards?this is an impossible task given the half-anni banner is, objectively, the best banner to pull on.
>>537169840Imagine
>>537169693There's 4 uma you would want to roll for and you probably will only have enough for 2 worst case scenario>Seiun Sky>Summer Maru>Xmas oguri>Valentine BourbonIf you aren't rolling for kitasan black rerun, you should try to roll for these, unless you have other horses you want
>>537169940I only remember one particular scene where her mom meets with us and tease her. That's how bad she is.
>>537169607
>>537169886200 is way too small a pool. These niggers need to let me hoard 1000 Umas or more fast.
wait mcqueen's slow metabolism event gives her 10 stamina if it works? Is the failure rate higher than for other umas?
>>537169840Delicious boob sweat.
I hate ryonafags
>>537170002Lick
>>537169992Is that the "spark anyone" banner?
>>537170083Reddit Teio
>>537169886i glued 50 yesterday. some hard decisions will be made next time around.
>>537169638
>>537170171Nothing delicious about King GAYLO
>>537170025>Seiun Skykek
>>537170201yeah
>Forget to swap off my long deck when doing a TT Maruzen runGuess this'll be a parent run instead
>>537169693sex maru
>>537170319You can borrow her, but good luck staying sane with only 3 borrows.
>>537170381pero pero pero perosluuuuuuuurp
>>537167007It's not lust, i just want her to be my husband (female)
>>537170428I don't even do 3 runs a day
So when does another IRL god sprinter get added to the game?
>>537169992it's already been debunked
>>537170025do you have any idea how long do these stay relevant? I know seiun is still used on jp and that xmas is good for at least a couple of years but what about vbourbon and maru
>>537170428You can only play 4 careers a day, sometimes 5. Having her is convenient and I wouldn't complain if she surprises me in the Maru banner but 3 borrows is enough.
>>537170381smells like BAKUSHIN
Burgers
Any decent uniques to inherit for next CM?
>SR Dober has events that give you energy>SSR Dober has events that make you lose energy
I hate this game
>>537168595and cygames want me to believe this is a teenager?
>>537169145what do you do in these cases? do you just give up or do you finish the run for the shoes/banners?
Is there any scenario where you would prioritize Track or Style sparks over Distance?
>Out of daily borrows>Still want to do some ace runs now that i have TWO WHOLE Toughness 30s>Will have to cope with some schizo builds at best that have no Spurt / No 9* Sta / No Nemesis.Should i just gamble on doing parent runs with Goldshi SSR and pray?
>>537170834you love it
>>537170730Dober giveth, Dober taketh away.
>>537170386>gets 5th in debut with front 269/216/242???
>>537170656not falling for it mr.dancer
>>537170002SLUUURP
Sex Dober.
>>537170904when your style/track is lower than A
>>537170887i'm not dropping a run unless i lose
Who was your first Uma who managed to win URA Finale? Is she still special for you?
>>537170381I want an onsen ticket with her and uncap her to 3 stars
>>537170730SSR and SR are the red herringthe F2P card is weaker than the gacha card
>>537170381tits too bigthat's better
>>537171138king haloand yes, but aptitude sparks are too tedious to prioritize
>>537170887I'd finish the run and hope that I get some good sparks from it
>>537171138>Is she still special for you?Of course.
>>537168475>>537168505Maybe I'll try some room matches see how she behaves. I bet on left because one gold + 2 whites should be just enough The main problem with the left one is lack of generic skills. You don't get that much time to do lots of races so I barely had enough for 3 mandatory golds and couple decent ones
wait so all race sparks do is give stats and a skill hint and you don't really have to race it at all for it to do soemthing?
>>537169940>>537170062lmaoGAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH>>537170904gotcha
>>537171138Daiwa
>>537171350right* one has lack of generic skills but you get it
>>537171436you get the spark if you 1st place a g1 race but it's only a chance of getting it and passing it down during inspirations, more stars generally means higher chance and effect
>>537171067ngl, i kinda prefer the character in early stages when she's a perfect nobody and she tries so hard to be on the spotlight while having only Doto as her fan
>>537171436most race sparks are like sprinkles on a cake, not big game changers but nice little stat ups
It still hurts.
>>537171138
>>537170718The only uniques that really have any variance on based on the race are accel ones, no? Pretty sure they're all still bad on the next CM, because they don't line up with the starting point of the last spurt.
>>537171094how's she's still so meek when she's the town horsecycle
>>537171138Everyone here is part of the Bakushin cult
>>537171637everyone's gonna suffer eventually, just wait for the great gemini sundering.
>>537171637>imagine being taurus titlelet
>>537171637oh ho noono non nono
>>537171138Urara won my first ura and she deserves the spotlight of my screen
>>537171138Vodka looks kind of hot here
>3 weeks before CM1>/uma/: you NEED 1000 stam + 2 golds bro!!>CM1>/uma/: actually 800 is ok ;) just get more speed>3 weeks before CM2>/uma/: you need 1200 stam + 2 golds bro!!>CM2>
>>537171637Holy permabrick.
ZERO STAMINA RAINBOWS ARE YOU KIDDING ME
>>537169808If you've spent a single day in this community you learn to double, triple, quadruple check every single thing you read. Like I was told the half-anni banner was the greatest thing since sliced bread but I'm just not that convinced rn. It's cool and all but even still none of my waifus will be in the actual game yet so it's whatever for me.>>537170025I'm thinking about just saving for Xmas Oguri cause I def won't make it to Seiun Sky, but I've also been told that Riko is a must for the entirety of Ahoaru scenario. But I'm also a kitasanless subhuman so I kinda also wanna pull on that (14 SSRs, no LBs, my "strongest" card is 0LB SC). Maybe I should just drop this bricked account, buy one of those cheap 0LB kitasan ones and start saving while there's still time, though it would break my heart to abandon my daughters. Much to think 'bout, /uma/dachis.....
>Youtuber says you need Rice Shower and Riko for Aoharu and Wit Neicha for both Aoharu and MANTI see, so this is how the game isI should have known after the Super Creek swaperoo that the "kitasan is the only card you need for 2 years" was a gaslight.
>>537171138After failing the career multiple times and trying out Bakushin who is indeed a cool character. I realised half-way through the career that "hey this is the retard safe way to beat URA for people like me".
>>537171637I have the Taurus platinum but I am missing the first event title because I started late...
>>537171138Nice Nature
>>537172082The youtuber is the one gaslighting Oguribwo
>>537172027>rnStopped reading right there.
>>537172082nobody said kitasan is the only thing you need, only that it will last a long time and if anything having it means you can borrow the scenario cards instead of rolling them as they get powercrept every new scenario.
I fucking hate CM2 already.The Room match tests are fucking miserable holy fuck.>Do you have goldship with spurt and good enough stamina/speed>did spurt activate and the other goldships didn't or don't have it?>you win!>Spurt didn't activate but someone else's did?>You lose!Pace Chasers stand almost no chance compared to CM1 where a well built one could grab a couple wins. Now they just get raped every time unless no one has spurt and they're all built like shit in the end section.
i got my brian :3-)-<
>>537171637What hurts is I'm missing first event title because I forgot to redeem it in the menu and the support refused to give it to me despite the fact I acquired it in the rewards. Nips are cunts
where do you buy an account? Is it likely to be banned or stolen back?
>>537172309umamusume is high roll game
>>537171138It was Haru Urara.
>>537172309build grass wonder if you hate goldship and end closer so much, she actually has a chance wither gold skill
>>537172082You unironically need the new scenario cards no capUse the R version if you have to
>>537162572Now that is how you suzukafag. God bless you
>>537172382>he did not redeem
>>537172410there was a massive ban wave so it's not a good idea, just spend that cash on carrats like a nigger retard tranny faggot that you are
>>537172410I've never bought/sold accounts but I've heard people buy them on epicnpc.Do it at your own risk is all I'm gonna say
>>537171637we are on the same boathow long do we have to wait for the taurus cup rerun?
>>537172309i just train a bare bones team that will just get to group a finale and then collect my 3rd place while I focus for the CM after (mile race)should be piss easy to reach the stats since stamina/guts have less value
>>537171850I want golshi to strangle me with her sweaty pantyhose
Is the art for this card making anyone else aroused? I swear, salivating over here.
>>537172082>"kitasan is the only card you need for 2 years" was a gaslight.>have kitasan>can comfortably borrow the scenario card every time without having to weigh up not having kitaFucking idiot.
>>537172309im building a taishin (shes my wife no metaslave i swear i love flat chest retards) and 2 front runners that have the end closer velocity debuff and im gonna pray
>>537171637Danchou...
>>537162627wish I could get those numbers/skills on my shitty deck, congrats, your cap a cute
>>537172618niggas already asking for Umamusume Classic...
>>537171338>>537171663>>537171753>>537172123you didnt beat the game
>>537172715>>can comfortably borrow the scenario card every time without having to weigh up not having kitaohnonono nobody tell him about the scenario links....
HERRO MY FERROW UMADACHISHAVE YOU EVER WISHED YOU HAD KITASAN BRACK?WISH NO RONGERMAO HUGE DONG HERE WITH THE LATEST ACCOUNT SAL-I MEAN FELLOW /UMA/DACHIS IF ONLY THERE WAS AN ACCOUNT TRADING SITE>>537172410you give $5 to a chinaman and get your fix instead of picking up a FRESHLY ABANDONED ACCOUNT for free like a normal person.
>>537171506I want to be smothered by Creek's sweaty boobs
>>537172309Does double front fucks end closers?
>>537171138currenshe will always be the first one, even when i win URA with characters i use for the first time
I got a matikanefukukitaru with stamina 2 ans powr2 I wanna die
>>537172848You mean the scenario link i'm going to always get because I can just borrow the scenario card? Do you have down syndrome?
Bakushin has cute feet
Ho do I get the 100+ speed with Kitasan? I only got maybe 64+. Do I need more MLB cards?
>>537170718Mcqueen, Rudolf, Oguri, Teio, Daiwa for front/pace. You can get half value out of Let's pump some iron but it's inconsistent
>>537172579why are they such bitches, they can easily see I had it... fucking shitty menus within menus
My head hurts from all the Speed/Wit Bakushin spam.
My one and only Groove runHopefully the press picks up on this so she gets kicked out of the academy
>>537171595Sniff, lick, or kiss?
>>537173094sounds like a (You) problem. i am max comfy over here
>>537173107That's your new wife.
>>537172889The only thing that fucks End Closers is lucky pace. If the End Closer uses a Front Haru and there are no Front Runners an End will win almost every time
>>537173000Yeah, sure. See you in Aoharu.
>>537173107Air WIFE
Even though it's >guts I will always fix Tata in the Summer event, can't deal with sad hag
>>537173094very much a (you) problem. all I ever do is what I wanna do, not what some meta-slave/youtuber tells me, this includes the based JPchad. I use his guidance here and there, but overall I'm super casual and play this for fun, nothing else.
>>537171781Yeah but they are at least gonna get A TITLE.I lost by a nose because the opponent's Tachyon ran like 5 lengths ahead the entire race.I'm sick of seeing all these fucking gold and silver titles everywhere...You didn't win!You don't deserve it!
>>537172838I'm afraid I'll have to concede and just have fun instead of beating the game or winning
why is it wrong to ask for dirt shoes again?
What does having different titles do for your umas
>>537173334bro the gold and silver titles will be back for you to fail the next taurus cup.
>>537173391its not wrong please ask for shoes please take my shoes please
>>537173010Kita LB3 or higher + MLB SRs + leveled speed facility should be enough for the fat speed gains
I've been playing in Gemini CM rooms and my ass has been getting beat by umas who don't even have 1200 stamina, just around 900 to 1000 with 2 golds. Did I get gaslit again?
>>537173391YOU'RE NOT GETTING MY DIRT SHOES
>>537173391nobody does dirt careers
Shorties with BIG HONKERS
>>537173391I have so few of them
>>537173509Yes
>>537173391because i eat medium shoes, not dirt shoes
>>537173509yeah because nobody wants to try and hustle a bunch of stamina eaters over to their aces in a two week timeframe.
>>537166019I taught horseback riding at a summer camp. We had a herd of ~40 saddle horses and two giant draft horses for a wagon we'd haul the little fuckers around in. Got to know horses pretty well. They're like giant toddlers that weigh 900-1200 pounds.
>>537173107You are soul-bonded with her now. Gonna have to marry her, Anon.
>>537173391The others are easier to provide.
>>537173509No
Time to consummate our marriage.
>>537173107congrats on becoming a たわけ, anon. enjoy your air wife
> McQueen run> Leave the career fan bonus for last day on Hopeful Stakes, I have 400 spd and stamina, should be fine> BROCKED, 17TH PLACEWell, there goes my parent borrow
>>537171138Nice Nature my beloved
>>537173528DON'T DO IT TRAINER, IT'S A TRAP, SHE JUST WANT AN EXCUSE
>>537173391Dirt shoes are harder to obtain because far fewer umas run them and so you spend less runs overall with dirt races, and the umas that do run dirt are terrible for fan farming. It creates a vicious cycle where if people keep asking for dirt shoes, others will then start requesting them to replace the ones they have to donate leading to a scenario where it just becomes currency where you trade 20 and request 20
>>537173558I want to KILL Special Week
Which uma is the most reddit one ?
>>537173487Ok, so my problem is not enough MLB cards, thanks. I know what I need to do now
>aoi kiryuin SR has a guaranteed hesitant end closersshe's finally useful bwos. will 3 end closer debuffs be enough to stop golshi's from winning against my pace chaser ace?
>>537174210agnes tachyon
Is the biggest noobtrap training a single rainbow instead of keeping your energy ready for a 2+
>>537174210
>>537174210my favourite Uma
Should've been me
Mayano Top Gun loves me
I want to kiss Vodka's mom
>>537171637I hate that I got second place in A group and I didn't get any titleWhat's the point of silver and bronze title if you are only going to give it to the one that gets platinum? Makes no sense
Does something influence on getting Long for sparks? Like having more Long races gives you greater chances of getting Long spark than if you had a lower % of Long races in the career, or something
>>537174209This is why Special Week needs to die.
>>537174389Oh, Maruzensky with a mask, cute!
>>537174361if you'll still have more than 50 energy left after the training and you still need to level the facilities, it's sometimes worth it, especially if wit is empty and/or you arent running a wit/pal card for a cheaper training
the kyoto track has 4 uphillsyou need wit
>>537174441its random, but having legacies with it improves chances or so i hear
>click training>"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHH???"
32120347Another Gemini lobby
>>537174441Nope. Pure dice roll on things you've got an A or higher rating in.
>>537163090forever
Why does Sweep Tosho say "yada" so much?
>>537173418witjap says having the same race title on all your parents and grand parents raises affinity by 1 for each.
>>537174398oyakodon??
>>537174243nyo
>>537174210reddit = Pokkebased redpilled ultra 4chan god pilled chad = TachyonI am right and Pokke can seethe all she wants for karma and upvotes
>>537174441No pink sparks are cancer. The only limiting factor you can manipulate is that the game chooses one of your aptitudes at random but only if they're at A or S (no influence to star count from being S)Which means it's a lot easier to farm for distance aptitudes on Umas who only have A in one position, one surface and ideally one, (but most umas have atleast two) distance. Which means every run is a 33% chance of being a pink spark for long.
Guess the spark(s)
Why is Shooting for Victory good? (Looking at sprinters specifically) Does it even do anything if I'm already at max Power and at full acceleration? If it counts as a bonus on TOP of that then maybe I can see it...
>>537174686always the best option
>>537174210your favorite uma
>>537174775
is getting an uma borrowed the best way to get club points?
>>537174803>>537174581>>537174557Welp. I'm farming Long spark for grandpas and only suffering, got only Medium so far.the whites were shit anyway but anyway... so far the spark farming has been suffering, any tips to decrease the pain?
>>537166812no, he just got bad luck. I run a A/S/A/C/C+ Golshi vs Teio and rape her without even trying.
>>5371748432* stam
>>537174853Everything that's speed related with skills and aptitudes goes over the stats capThat's why for example spring runner or standard distance makes you have almost 1300 if the stat is maxed
Can someone spell out which of the Umas I should be raising as parents/grandparents for other Umas for Gemini? I just wanna chill and grind, but I'm terrible at the theorycrafting aspect of the game.
>>5371748431 star wit 2 star unique
>>537175026Fuck Tachyon
>>537175123rudolf and mc queen for gold ship
>>537172410Trainer IDs can only be linked to one steam account at a time, but the mobile versions will stay signed in even if you set a different trainer password, so it's basically impossible to guarantee the seller doesn't have access anymore.
KONNA NI OKIKU NARIMASHITA
>>537175095same. i win by distance with my Goldship from the last CM and i'm a 2nd place group B shitter
>>537175109>>537175134Close enough. Dogshit pink and no race sparks make her even worse than just being 1* wit
holy fuck they were nowhere close to maya
>>537175226I wish I could be like Sirius.
>>537174567Results. Haru, Curren debuffers
>>537175296is the bride mayano career the same as regular mayano?
Wait a second, I'm retarded?
I would like to take full, complete credit for the addition of Still In Love to the game. I wrote that it sucked donkey balls there weren't any real yanderes and then she got added.Expect another Marvelous-tier shortstack and bridal Twin Turbo in the near future.
>everyone suddenly requesting long shoesFUCK OFF
>>537175476Yes
>>537175447The only difference in career for alts is 3 different costume events. That's it. Nothing else is different.
this is actually pretty good, but goddang that price is something luckily its on sale
>>537175447yes, with a few events only for wedding maya
>Your trainee doesn’t know enough skills!SHE KNOWS THE MAXIMUMAMOUNTOF SKILLSP O S S I B L EI WIN RACES AND THEN I SPEND THE POINTSSHE LITERALLY CANNOT LEARN ANYMORE SKILLS
Which Gyaru Uma has the most concentrated condensed Gyaru energy?
>>537175476Tactless buffoon.
How is this Creek for Gemini Cup?
Before Taurus I got Creek SM in every single run, now I swear it's maybe 50%
Ikuno......Dictus
>>537175586first you yell at me for requesting dirt shoesnow you yell at me for requesting long oneswhat the FUCK do you want from me?
>>537173438I didn't know they repeated.So it's even more retarded that they didn't implement the title reward changes.
>>537175714will destroy noobs with not enough stamina
>>537171169It's a mystery. I had no attraction to her whatsoever until I unlocked her lvl 3 racewear. And then holy fucking shit she turned into pure sex.
>>537175697Michael Jordan
>>537175601>>537175618makes sense, ty bros
>>537175226Symboli family is cute
Should've been me, it's over
Tact raped me
>>537175783By the time they repeat, power creep has kicked in something awful and you'll get your ass kicked by hyper whales.
>30 star pieces short of unlocking TeioHow do I get the rest? Hope to stumble on them in daily sales?
>>537175697Either Jordan or HeliosJordan is a class gyaru while Helios is a party people gyaruGold city is half-half between gyaru and just plain white woman.Palmer doesn't give off THAT much gyaru vibes
>>537175714glue, but i would like to have her as my wife
>Wants to he No.1>This extends to the relationship with her trainer.Why is she like this.
*pokes your uma*
>>537175118Oh shit okay, time to go wild then
Does the mask stay on during sex?
>7* Straightaway Spurt legacy>I get the skill AND the proc>does not make it into final selectionEVERYFUCKINGTIME
>>537175891good
>>537175697Mejiro Palmer, because she's the most pure.
narita brian has a great design. it's a shame i didn't pull her.
tell me about the fomo umas
>>537175917Chess pieces
>>537175697paripi...
>>537175891can you sue if an uma raped you?especially if it's someone you're not in charge of?
>>537175783they will repeat (once)and it will be a different climatethe days of merely running a golshi and platting will be over.
>>537176089Gentildonna big booba
>>537176030Yes, obviously.
>>537175697Helios gives off the most pheromones and is funnyGold City probably loves you the most and gives moderate amount of pheromonesJordan gives off energy like she wants to fuck really badPalmer smells the best with the best technique of the bunch thanks to the Mejiro training
>>537175958GLUE?????
>>537176042Go back genkek
>finally got the first stamina 2* parent of my ownJesus christ>what were you doingTrying to get one for so long, fucking hell, the game doesn't like me, I want a 3* one
>>537176030Depends on if she wants bed breaking or hand holding
>>537176137your uma should take care of them right? that's theft
>>537175226I wish I could fuck Sirius
>>537176137>your uma rapes a trainer that isn't (You)Now I'm horny, I'm not a cuck though it's just that whores turn me on so much.
ikuno dickbutt
>>537175697Tosen Jordan's race outfit is just completely unrivalled in terms of audacity.
if i dont have long S but max speed + capped stamina it's kinda the same innit?
>>537175765if you exclusively requested dirt shoes you would have like 200 by now so it is just a laundering scheme for club pointsbut noooooooooo you do not believe in the dirt shoes and are asking for long shoes because "i need them :("no one is donating long shoes browe NEED THEMunlike dirt shoes which exist exclusively for laundering
>>537175891I bet you showed too much skin
>>537176389Distance S is a limit breaker which means it gets you over the 1200 cap.
i've had it. i'm gonna make a grandpa and grandma and parent all with straightaway spurt sparks. fuck borrowing this uma.
>>537175871Explain this, I don't get it
>>537176360she looks like she would suck your dick in a parking lot for 5 bucks
>>537175871Narita Top Rapist
>>537174554Tell me about uphills.> Highlander seems to do fuckall
>wrong distanceTragic
>>537176493she's part of epsatono island
Why isn't she in the game (JP) yet?
>>537171138I love this based retard so much
>>537176389In Gemini 1200/1200 without distance S is likely going to beat most umas with distance S because a lot of people are going to find it extremely difficult to reach both caps.
>>537176493NTR smile
Guys I need your help....I have not done any sort of spark farming/legacy training until now, how do I even start?I have some luckshitted 3* power and 3*speed sparks but nothing amazing otherwise, say I want tomake a great prent and grandparents for a Goldship, how would I begin?I've watched seriru's video but he kinda skims over it soI stilldon't get it much
>>537175958>>537176256>Steamy SolidarityNevermind she can't get married
>>537166019Yup, when I was slimmer. It really feels good but hurts your ass when ur not used to it
>>537176518power to go uphillwit to regain stamina downhill
>>537176493NTR smile, except she's going to get you away from your trainee
>>537175871I LOVE NTRTHIS HORS WAS MADE FOR ME
>>537175969number 1 mentality
>>537176518That's because highlander is useless
If you're in charge of more than one uma, do they have some sort of hierarchy system like seniority?Like the uma that joined first have dibs on trainer's virginity while the newcomer gets the almost drained trainer.
>stop doing cm for today>do a maruzensky run for fun>get onsen ticket
>>537176650>run race>see factor you like, for example medium 3*>use that to make more horses >get horse that has 3* thing you want and have two parents for that horse that has same 3*>use as parent for horse
>>537176304Oguri will not rape but eat you anon, she's an exception (with maybe Special Week)
>>537176650Not him but can I get a QRD on white spark farming? Do I need to get 1st in the races to get them?
>>537176360I like how she puts an angry face every time she's running
>>537176429I just lifted my shirt for a second because it's hot outside
>>537176650do "spark laps" with the same umas and keep using your strongest umas to pass down sparks and have high affinity/compability
>always loses derby even at △△△ + great>fucking wins with - - - + normal?????
goddamn she smoked them for the triple crown
>The slight, nearly imperceptible blush
>>537176942triangles are bad
Teio, that's not how sex works
>>537177013cute emprah
>>537176184give me some big booba uma will come in the future
>>537177086
>>537177119Something looks off about this image...
>>537177037?
>>537176030itdepends
>>537177119I like this image
>>537177129Diamond is pire SEX
>>537177086there are some heavy hitters coming in the near future
>>537176056>>537176429You have no Tact.
>>537176926Be careful, you don't know who might be watching
>>537177129Harikitte ikou!!
>>537177129KITASAN?????
She's so fucking dumb but I have no clue how I'd ever get anything better than this, enough to get to finals hopefully
>>537177295>Digitan and Gold Shitty breaking up the milk trucks
I love how she looks so simple yet so cute
>>537177364I hate Kitasan Black her tits are too big and juicy.
>>537176873>At the end of a Career, every normal rarity skill, victorious G1 race, and the Career itself have 20% chance of generating a white spark. ◎ skills have 25% chance, and rare (gold) skills have 40%.>The chance for 1 is 50%, for 2 45%, and for 3 5%. The chances for 2 and 3 increase if the umamusume is at least SS rank.
>>537176730Three dicks at once?!
>>537176479get ready to hate the game gp grinding is some autistic shit
>>537177448Simple?
>decide on new spark project>the odds are so astronomically low that motivation drops to never before known levels.
>still barely any CM lobbies Niggers Gemini starts in a week. Wtf are you doing?
>>537177129Damn bratty hags and their oversized expiration bumps trying to seduce Torenas.
>>537177129>B85something doesn't add up
theres no way you guys enjoy stamina rainbow rng...
>>537177553I meant as in her looks aren't too flashy.Black hair + blue eyes are pretty simple in my books
>>537177295Dammit, I want almost all of themI don't want to use THAT!
>>537177507How come anons have like 10 white skills then?
>>537176942>latejust put her as pace or endLate surgers get chronically boxed in and can't break out without massive stat advantage / skills
Tact domination plan going swimmingly
I didnt even know what i was doing
>>537177524How is it any different than any other kind of running?
>>537177129god I thought the loli version of this was cute but putting the big titty umas and serious uma in the frilly pink dresses is even better.
>>537173094Oh yeah my headache is gone
>>537177729BIG NIGE
>7 star straightaway spurt sparks>doesnt proc in either inspoFUCK>hishi hint>end closer savvyFUUUUCKI've got 3 turns to turn this around.
wait till global finds out that jp is all about style distance straight corners.... and that stats dont matter
>>537177729I love running big nig
>>537177129Dia's big boobs will do well to feed me and our children
I fucking hate Special Week. Why does she stay on guts or power when everyone else bunches up at speed, stamina or wit? What the fuck is her problem?
This picture
>>537177729You still don't by the looks of it since you're posting in the wrong general
>>537177908she's racist
>>537177825>straight corners
>>537177321I will never forget how she used my body and abused my nipples
>>537177928"Wrong general" its the SAME GAME you rape graping fox
distance s is pointless this cm, just get a good statstick uma with ura and actual skillls
>>537177825>wait for 3 years until we're at where JP Meta is now heh that'll sure show them!
>>537177993I changed my mind, I will give her 3 kids and marry them
>>537176873Yeah every G1 you win has a chance to produce a spark. It's cumulative, meaning they don't compete with each other so doing as many as you can is optimal for parent/grandparent runs. If you're hitting comfortable stats for your goal races, you should prioritize racing over stats always as long as you're not making an ace.
>>537178034Oh dear... Your WIT appears to be lacking. /umaJP/ is down the hall to the left.
>>537177825yeah stats don't matter when you can max them all out in the new scenario
>>537177129This is so cute man, I hope more of these get uploaded.
>>537177729is that localized JP? How is the powercreep?
Wow skill spark farming is so easy!
Do you like coffee ?
>>537178240Coffee is great
>>537178191just wait til you line up a bunch of grand/parents with actual good skills to strengthen the line and you STILL get the occasional spark collection like that. it is absolutely demotivating.
>>537178240I like coffee and tea
>>537178240I drink it everyday
>>537177129Is there a "flat is justice" version ?
>>537178163This was the rental deck they gave me, its mostly year 1 cards so very outdatedI basically didnt have any inspirations eitherThe powercreep is all in the scenarios
>>537176650First you need to get a straightaway spurt spark on any uma(run a deck with hishi amazon+a borrowed mlb gold ship) when you get that you use that along with a 9*spurt borrow and do the same to get a grandparent except now you need to also roll decent blues/pinks, obviously once you get that you also need to repeat this once more until you get a good parent. Check gametora to see what horses have the best affinity with goldship and preferably use those
>>537178240No. I don't like tea either. Give me juice or water.
>>537178240It kinda became a habit
>>537178343
>>537177687Race sparks are easy to get but aren't as important as skill sparksYou want to pass down as many useful skills as possible on a parent next to good blue / red spark>train good parent with sub optimal decks because you can still beat URA with it>pass down important skills>frees up deck space that you can use to build an ace
>got a 9* Speed/2*Long GolshiWait is this in high demand right now?
>>537178240yeah i doblack and bitter
>>537178191>>537178354>getting demotivated at 25%and 2% didn't?
>>537177242>trainer suffers 3 injuries before making a comeback and impregnating Teiokino
>>5371782401+ liter every day
>>537178417List of rental decks the game gives you because it knows playing this shit raw is impossible now
>>537178430You need to be 18+ to post here.
>now running 15* long with 140-160 affinity (depending on uma)>have not had a single long spark in 3 daysIt was never this bad for the medium spark, atleast back then I could deal with not getting it very often because I had 13* and only 80-90 affinity but affinity alone should make it extremely likely to get it atleast once a day.
>>537177242Don't make me put you back in the wheelchair, Teio.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/dZ4ZrKnpsMUI really like this song
>>537175871>rookie trainer training umamusume B>your trainee wants you to meet a senpai she’s admired since she was a child>she introduces you to NTR-senpai, a fairly well-known uma at the academy>You all chat normally until NTR-senpai asks your trainee to go buy some drinks>the moment your trainee leaves, NTR-senpai grabs your butt tightly and whispers in your ear: 'If you don’t want the director to find out that you tried to harass me, come to the infirmary tomorrow at this same time'>tou try to stop her by accusing her to the authorities, but she interrupts you>'Who do you think the academy will believe? A freshly graduated trainer or a well-established Umamusume with several awards?'>she smiles at you and walks away slowlyNTR love
>>537178492it's layered RNG though. Got Groundwork every in the family line? Good, now if you learn groundwork in the run you have a much better 35% chance to learn the spark. HOWEVER,the problem comes when you want that red and/or blue with a groundwork spark. Suddenly two thirds of your blue sparks in a good stat? Probably trash because they didn't roll the white you targeted. And the pink on top of that? You got Pace Chaser sparks or 1* distance? Yeah, trash.
>>537178240I like tea
>>537178453most people are trying to build gold ship for this CM so she's probably not very in demand as a parent
So what's the next CM? I want to start preparing UMAs for it right away so I don't wind up having to desperately scramble to make a good Golshi last minute again.
If IF IF IF IF If if IF Croix Du Nord wins the Prix de l'Arc de Triomphe, I hope Cygenerous would pay top dollar to get the rights and put her in game ASAP.
>>537178240I love it, after a lot of tests I now have the perfect brand and type for my own taste
Is borrowing an mlb kawakami princess (assuming I can find a whale that got one) that much worse than borrowing an mlb biko? Want to get more event points but I don't know how much worse 40 mood effect is vs 20 training effect
>>537178687I also got about 100k event points in a single sitting, doesnt seem like events will last more than a day
>>537178708
>>537178816Haha yep.
>>537178853It's already too late to start
>>537178954What happened to Teio...
>>537178974rip liberty
>>537178974RIP liberty
Haha...
>>537178962it's a bitter medicine when you realize the system is kind of set up for (You) to borrow from the grindmonkey that hit the lottery numbers.
>>537178453Goldship is a terrible parent (anchors aweigh is one of the worst inheritable skills due to how much it gets nerfed) but a great grandparent because of her affinity with most umas.However most people are trying really hard to make a strong Goldship, and a grandparent that is the same Uma as the one being run in career gets no affinity from them.So overall pretty bad unless the white sparks on all 3 umas in the lineage are amazing.
>>537178687Fine Motion and Kitasan being in all of them is really funny
>spend a couple hours combing through the uma db to breed the perfect uma for CM>catch myself muttering things like "im racemaxxing" and "this bloodline is going to be fucking juiced" and "this one's nice but it doesn't have the traits i need"...is this game grooming me into becoming a practicioner of eugenics?
>>537179140deserved for not giving me gourmand
>>537176517>>537178780I need her to ride my pelvis until I'm shooting blanks
>>537178974>Liberty Island>euthanized at 5 years oldfuck
>>537178880if croix du nord wins the sheer nip glazing they will do for him will put season 1 special week glazing suzuka to shame
>>537178780NTR would never.Dia-chan would though
>>537178240No. I subsist purely on tea.
>>537179212bro this is a glorified pokemon breeding game it's not that deep
>>537179162Best part is that i had 6 long as grandparents.>>537179037>>537178954
>>537179037She cut her white bangs
>>537179321that's a copy pasta you replied to
>>537179212Crusader Kings generals is that way, brother!
>>537178974I hope they do Liberty justice if they ever add her in game...
>>537178974>neither Vodka, Daiwa, nor Air Groove won the triple tiaratriple titles are a MEME
>>537179384ok
>>537179437???excuse me, how much do we glaze Rudolf again?
>>537179213I might be cursed
>>537179527can you add pregnant
DON'T FUCK THIS UP DON'T FUCK THIS UP DON'T FUCK THIS UP DON'T FUCK THIS UP DON'T FUCK THIS UP DON'T FUCK THIS UP DON'T FUCK THIS UP DON'T FUCK THIS UP DON'T FUCK THIS UP
>>537178687>>537179204rejoice fellow fmgods, soon the dirty creekchuds will realize they bet on the wrong horse, just 4 more years
I dont even have any groundwork sparks yet and I've been trying for like 5 days its so over sisters
>login>collect daily paid carats>they become free for some reasonNice game jap kikes. Is this fixable?
>>537162539
I'm over itI just have to skip Seiun SkyI can just buy her laterShe's not even my #1There's always next time
>>537179709only the 500 you get instantly are paid caratsits says so in the fucking daily carat packREAD!!!
>>537179709that implies it is broken
>>537179709You only paid for the initial 500, bwo. The 1k in login bonus carats don't count.
>>537179012I made it to finals with Umas I made DURING round 1 and 2Your dooming is nothing in the face of the indomitable grinding spirit
>>537178853Cancer, it's a mile race, look on gametora.But you aren't already building Summer Maruensky for Leo at this point you are already too late.
Wtf is wrong with Special Week? Does she have shit stats or what? She jobs every single race every time I try to train her.
>>537179840>That ass
>the GOAT horse is a Catholicbased
>>537179943there are no bad umasonly bad trainers
>>537179694Why are you farming groundwork sparks when you will need to farm them again on Seiun Sky in a week?
>>537179437clearly not good enough
>>537180032>>537180032>>537180032
>>537179949need more uma in bunny suits
>>5371798513200m, Kyoto, Firm, Clockwise, Spring, Sunny
>>537179943Her misogyny is acting up
>>537178824stop getting cocky
>>537179992And shitty decks.
>>537179943>He's trying to train Special NeedsCouldn't be me.
>>537179980This is not a horse but a freaking bunny!The bigger the ears...
>oh he'll drop it in a week >he's actually growing more obsessed with it by the day
>>537180139well, trainers pick their decks
>>537176650Blue sparks aren't actually that important btw. Rule of thumb is usually looking for sparks that can boost your 'dump' stat, like say power for this current CM because prio is on Stam and Speed. You won't be using any power cards nor clicking on power training so the most 'optimal' blue sparks would be power, in a vaccuum.This is subject to change depending on what kind of race you're building for, or sometimes you just need certain blues just to be able to hit the proper stat thresholds or make it through URA if your deck isn't strong enough.
>>537179992I have no issue with any other uma, it's specificaly this special needs horse
god why are the umas so hot
>>537180072It's page 4, faggot
>>537179818>>537179830>>537179840Okay, I'm retarded for not reading but that's still scummy as fuck. They know what they are doing and my desire to give them any more shekels just disappeared.
>>537179943put her as pace chaser
>>537178163>>537177729>localized jpsincere question what's the difference between playing global and jp if localized exists? Wouldn't be easier to just jump straight at jp instead where everyone is already there?
Guys I am in danger
>>537179943You don't feed her enough
>>537180076Yes
>>537180304it is 2000 carats for 6 dollarsit is like ... the best deal in the game
>>537180389huh?
>>537180337she's jobbing as that as well
>>537180375its an unofficial patch and it's sketchy because Cygames loves to nuke everyone using a 3rd party program for their games
>>537180389Oissu
>>537179992no I agree with other anon, she's special alright
>https://youtu.be/K8pKic4_auQThis is just Etrian Odyssey IV OST - Battlefield: Storm
>>537180375Hachimi doesnt translate everything, the gameplay and story stuff is updated but slowly, DIY still isnt fully translated. There's a machine translation function but i wouldnt trust that at allIts never gonna be as good as an official english translation
I'm scared hachudmi will get my account vanned
>>537179959which one are you referring to and how can a horse be Catholic?
>>537177586I assume grinding
>>537180742Almond Eye is the DRINK
>>537180393>don't even get to do a daily 50 carat roll despite receiving 50 carats a day because of paid vs free classificationComplete greedy bullshit.
>>537180742Sunday Silence. He's named after Sunday Mass.
>>537180392Rice SEX
>>537180028Because I need groundwork sparks to make it easier to get them on her
>>537177729
>>537180389The only thing i fear is not putting a bunch of babies into her.
>>537180839buy the 7500 carat pack and just coast with that for few months
>>537180892Will 5g make me run faster
>>537180913Is this legal
>>537180878where do you get your sparks from? Do you run Air Groove SR or gamble with Golshi?
Seems like JP also has a reroll problem
Down to 39/200 Uma...
>>537181216This is also legal!
>>537180961>give more money because the money you already spent isn't goodNo. I'm just finally understanding i'm not the target audience for these faggots.
>>537181485Ad friendly!
>>537180476>its an unofficial patch and it's sketchy because Cygames loves to nuke everyone using a 3rd party program for their gamesOh, okay yeah I rather not lose all my progress because cygames are a bunch of delete trigger happy bitches>>537180625>Hachimi doesnt translate everything, the gameplay and story stuff is updated but slowly, DIY still isnt fully translated. There's a machine translation function but i wouldnt trust that at allyeah that makes sense I do wanna be able to read it without having to go back and check
>>537181406risemara is gacha culture
My bwo...
>Classic Year Late Dec>Mayano and MLB Creek still aren't at orange bondIt's over.
damn, my luck is kinda shit
>>537178780oh nyo....
Bwos this is kind of a stupid question, but do Front Runners actually want a Front debuff against other Fronts so they can secure the lead position?
>>537181358I'm trying air groove SR. I was doing the oguri power card before but the skill rarely ever landed.
Meddo In Japan
>>537181851Isn't this normal?
>DONT STOP DONT STOP UNTIL FINISH (OOH OOOHHH OHHH)Girls Legend U is just the Tracen rape anthem......
Man, I really gotta do this all manually again? This is almost as bad as Team Trials.
>>537181927I see I see. I don't have the Oguri SSR so I'm stuck with Air Groove. Sucks not being able to run Tazuna, but I've had enough of agemasen ship trying to get spurt for Gemini so I'll stick to Groove.
>>537181216>no nipples, pussy, or sexIt's safe
>>537177825suck my straight cock
>>537182051correction needed ToT
alright /uma/, everyone is going to be running:>taishit>gold shit>mayano top cun (maiden version)>mayano top cun (consummated version)a step below will be:>rudolf>oguri>mcqueen>tachyon/super freak>daiwawho is building something off-meta/novel? any soulful individuals out there?
>>537185973Rudolf, Tachyon and Taishin are some of my favourite umas so I’m gonna use them anyways. Quit being a hipsterfaggot.
The twisted plan: front running, debuffing Biwa.In my head, she'll be dropping a bunch of banana peels behind her to mess with the End Closers.
finally beat this dumb cheating bitch
>>537185973I'm using Creek-Grass-GolShi
>>537187619>bso this is the power of event card f2ps...
>>537185973i'm gonna run hesitant late surgers debuffer on a front-runner that is normally an ace but tricked out to be a debufferI would have 100% lost my last CM without debuffspam
>>537168117More like I'm gonna straightaway spurt to Daiwa
>>537175756*snickers
>>537177242>>537176517>be human female>umas will rape your childhood frend>umas will rape your husband >umas will rape your son>female humans dwindle>human males are left under the mercy of umas>umas will now exploit males for use in stud farmsthis is the future of this world...